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“I will be trying out Andrew Tate’s daily routine” *goes to a prison*
@youde123
Жыл бұрын
I was wondering where beating women comes into play LMAO
@alexstoner652
Жыл бұрын
@@youde123 SAME😭
@Mohagnito94
Жыл бұрын
@youde123 bro is an actual sheep. 🐑 I don't know Tate personally, but do you really believe that ish?
@brandonEAgnew2002
Жыл бұрын
@@Mohagnito94 the dude literally got arrested for human trafficking.
@nxtprod.1764
Жыл бұрын
@@brandonEAgnew2002 alleged
“The day felt longer because I didn’t eat” bro forgot he woke up at 4:00 AM 💀
@joserijalkasyasyaf9723
Жыл бұрын
I woke 3 am and the day so fast i always have no time to do my homework without cutting my 4 hour sleep🙃🥴
@Project_TTG
Жыл бұрын
Bro i work 11p-7a usually get 3-4 hours of sleep 4am is cake work
@azeemchoudhary9778
Жыл бұрын
@@Project_TTG this isn’t a contest that’s just sad
@rileyyen
Жыл бұрын
O right💀
@lilmeowarmy4161
Жыл бұрын
@@joserijalkasyasyaf9723do u hv jobs or something?
Bro got himself water intoxication the first 15 minutes into the run 💀
@theminiaturebiker4142
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@bobbybush1750
Жыл бұрын
I'm super human when it comes to drinking water I can throw back 64. Oz like it's nothing.
@probader1456
Жыл бұрын
@@bobbybush1750 it is?
@sebastianmorin9780
Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@TsoiIzAlive
Жыл бұрын
What the hell water intoxication
Having less sleep does not make you more productive, college taught me that the hard way
@charlieng3347
Жыл бұрын
True. Imagine reading the first sentence of a chapter and fail to comprehend at all as you only had 3 hrs of sleep.
@kingsize6612
Жыл бұрын
@@charlieng3347 depends on the task you’re doing to be productive.
@howardhowdy1906
Жыл бұрын
Some people can sustain themselves with minimal sleep, however. But yeah, in most situations someone should be getting more than 4 hours of sleep.
@Greeneon6073
Жыл бұрын
I have short sleepers syndrome similarly to Andrew Tate and 4 hours of sleep is perfectly fine and normal. Extra credit to you if you get 2
@Jessie-pc2tr
Жыл бұрын
Lmao college
Appreciate the accuracy with that pronunciation of "bugatti"
@s0bad
Жыл бұрын
It's more of a BU GA EE but in the video you said BU GOW EE. Disappointment was felt.
@timothyramponi6921
Жыл бұрын
Boo got ee
@1nain_poli556
Жыл бұрын
Just put it in google traduction voice and you'll see
@shawnm.4020
Жыл бұрын
Bu-GATT(🔫)-EE
@kimi4154
Жыл бұрын
@@s0bad still better...my friend confuse between Ducati and bugatti
- argue with a teenage girl. - order a pizza
@one_smol_duck
Жыл бұрын
- get raided by the police
@cry2368
Жыл бұрын
@@one_smol_duck - get sent to jail with EDP445
@Golden_Teapot
Жыл бұрын
Do ppl actually believe that pizza box bs?? 😂😂😂
@perhapsshellliveafterall
Жыл бұрын
-traffics some humans
@atomicaftershow
Жыл бұрын
@@Golden_Teapotit's in the actual report
"I'm an academic weapon." Legendary.
@ililli4080
Жыл бұрын
Do this mean to fokus on school education?
less than 6 hours sleep is like calling for a disease voluntarily.
@itsnoddy8604
Жыл бұрын
Elon musk laughing in the corner after reading this comment
@why1513
Жыл бұрын
I mean Tesla was fine in most of his youth life
@captainjohansson5019
Жыл бұрын
During school days I’ll have to go through the day with maybe 5-6 hrs of sleep a night but then I catch up on Saturday and Sunday if I’m lucky
@irrelevanttwat
Жыл бұрын
True these people think just because they're not any problems because shit sleep now doesn't mean they won't have any problems in future
@Simran_draws
Жыл бұрын
@Polyxene Yeah same
“Trying out Andrew Tate’s routine for the day” “Okay so first step is to order a pizza-“
@blahblahcw
Жыл бұрын
What's 2 and 3... assault my girlfriend and conduct business *cough* human trafficking *cough*
@sophthetoast1997
Жыл бұрын
And then get arrested
@Marcus-gw4bb
Жыл бұрын
Romanian pizza to be specific
@goodluckgorsky3413
Жыл бұрын
Top G comment
@eggboy26
Жыл бұрын
hes out
You’re probably the only person who had actually done this routine
@scottsimpson5398
Жыл бұрын
Even andrew wont have done this
@Madlad000
Жыл бұрын
It’s called the fools errand routine. Blizzard Entertainment did this to their employees, offering coffee as an appetite suppressant.
@mafas1480
Жыл бұрын
you would be suprised how many people live like that and they dont even know who tf Tate is.. im a construction worker and i dont eat breakfast at all because its harder for me to start working after a meat so just coffee and water, no lunch for the same reasons and then just 1 meal for dinner
@potatopotato590
Жыл бұрын
@@mafas1480probably because the people who live like this find Tate uninteresting, because Tate has an ego bigger than he should, people who live like this have an ego exactly the size it should be, and do the house social media works the two bubbles rarely touch
@eddd653
Жыл бұрын
@Mafas tf bro???? 1 meal is not healthy lol dunno why op is copying someone else anyway lol
All the Tate comments aside, I need to know what that Alumni is doing to make 45k a month, that's insane.
@vladsview194
Жыл бұрын
He's not 🙄
@jeremyscorpio4170
Жыл бұрын
Go look at a list of jobs that pay $500k a year 👍 if you want to invest 10-12 years of your life you can make the sacrafices to get their aswell.
@teamheat_travel
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremyscorpio4170 business partners? Let’s do it
@jeremyscorpio4170
Жыл бұрын
@@teamheat_travelwhat are we partnering in again? 😋
@jeremyscorpio4170
Жыл бұрын
@@teamheat_travel if you know how to sell/market i know how to beat sports betting 🔥🦂💯 I'll partner with ANYBODY that knows how to sell/market and wants to build something with me. Its hundreds of thousands of dollars easily with the right team 😌 I can win i just can't sell thats why I have two clients instead of 200+
Health should be a priority
@bonnobomonkey
Жыл бұрын
This man is running and fitness as exercise, where is the weightlifting and pushups and kickboxing????
@devdubey3774
Жыл бұрын
@@bonnobomonkey I have another one for you, where the fuck is fooddd, like wtf
@StoleSomeCookies
Жыл бұрын
Should be, but Andrew's priority is sex trafficking, getting money and manipulating young people (12 year olds) on the Internet.
You are the first person in the world that has ever spent their day like this
@jhvibes3471
Жыл бұрын
Well said.
@FastlaneProductions1
Жыл бұрын
I did that for like 3 years minus the coffee.
@cench_wrld
Жыл бұрын
@@FastlaneProductions1 same but i drink coffee but not water like that😄 i might eat a sandwich in the morning but first real meal at the evening/night
@papaq3810
Жыл бұрын
It’s not that hard lmao
@cench_wrld
Жыл бұрын
@@papaq3810 yep, idk how this guy get it so hard😭😭😂
"He lives off of coffee." The pizza box that got him arrested: 💀
@ianosaurus27
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@danielkim6400
Жыл бұрын
ignorance to think that a pizza box got him arrested when he legit shows his house around and where he lives. Typical washed white bois
@Dumbsourplum
Жыл бұрын
wait he got arrested?
@guig16
Жыл бұрын
@@Dumbsourplumyeah, on charges for human trafficking
@nobereni5340
Жыл бұрын
@@Dumbsourplum and the funniest thing was that the pizza box doxxed him
Bro. The way he immigrated "Bugah-ee", I fucking lost it.
@avers55
Жыл бұрын
immigrated?😂
@iAM2AM
Жыл бұрын
@@avers55 Don't make fun of my auto-correct. Why you gotta do me like that? 🤣
Try his new routine! Waking up at 4 AM because your cell mate keeps screaming and then heading to the rec hall for 30 minutes for your daily dose of sunshine before heading back to your cell.
@antoniwiech3083
Жыл бұрын
Cell mate? He’s free 💀💀
@BallsngI
Жыл бұрын
True
@Kupkaik
Жыл бұрын
@@antoniwiech3083 Where do you get your news? Did he call you on the prison phone?
@Volatile9747
Жыл бұрын
You forgot you have to get your Bottom G workout from 'bubbles' your cellie
@ryankelly4107
Жыл бұрын
@@Kupkaik they have no evidence look up what really happened
If this is his routine i understand now why he's angry and salty all the time, you're not you when you're hungry 🍫
@lupeplaiyt3783
Жыл бұрын
there are people that can survive with only 2 meals a day and i am one of them but you can try it to see if it works we dont have the same bodies. if you are angry and salty because you are hungry that makes you a bici
@jamiefinglehut
Жыл бұрын
@@lupeplaiyt3783 do you know what a joke is pal
@galinazumer
Жыл бұрын
Bro he Got arrested and you didnt you faker 🤣
@thethumper088
Жыл бұрын
@@lupeplaiyt3783 someone sounds angry and salty
@someundeadtalent2016
Жыл бұрын
As someone who lives off of black tea and also only eats in the evening, no, he’s just an idiot :‘D
“Today I’m gonna be trying out Tate’s daily routine. So first I met up with my business partner, satan-“
@lionducap
Жыл бұрын
Astarghfiru’ الله
@Me-wx1mt
Жыл бұрын
@@lionducap ?
He should've used the "Andrew Tate" background music 💀
@rileyyen
Жыл бұрын
So true. I'm gonna do this
" And then he drinks 2 litres of water " The liver that can process about 0.9-1.3 litres of water in an hour: 🗿
@alicenatalja2991
Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU
@janet7202
Жыл бұрын
You meant the kidneys, right?
@Triptweeze
Жыл бұрын
Don't bring facts here..only Tate..and more Tate if you've got it!
@gajdangyorgy3283
Жыл бұрын
Good pfp my man
@Darkness_Fuchsia
Жыл бұрын
@@janet7202 Everything goes through the liver, it's the first stop of everything after getting absorbed by the intestines. It's like the security checkpoint of your body. After that the water goes on a journey through the bloodstream and then gets filtered by the kidneys
“i finished the day off with a nice pizza while i made a response video to one of my haters. wait a minute- what are those flashing lights?”
@mc4906
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he randomly started it
@nihilsonic
Жыл бұрын
@@mc4906 Just want to know how do you randomly start a house raid
@ReflectingMoon
Жыл бұрын
There you go. He doesn't follow his own advice and should anyone make money off of human trafficking
@QVENTXN
Жыл бұрын
That’s the police. They’ve come to arrest you for trafficking. Mission success
@missrose8920
Жыл бұрын
@@nihilsonic I too now wish to know this.
This routine makes it seem like Tate was deep into an amphetamine dependency.
@jacobsmith9737
Жыл бұрын
How does that make any sense
@kazilife8059
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobsmith9737 bizzaire sleep routine + excessive water consumption + avoiding food etc
@Jonas-qg6jw
Жыл бұрын
@@jacobsmith9737 how does it not
@spellcheck5393
Жыл бұрын
Maybe truth
Bro had more water in fifteen minutes than I have in three days......
-wake up -argue with a teenage girl -order a pizza -get arrested
@MercyYes
Жыл бұрын
You ain’t funny!
@doomboi8637
Жыл бұрын
Bad joke
@xxdr34m5xx_4
Жыл бұрын
* laughs in romanian police *
@fearbella0
Жыл бұрын
Argue with a Down syndrome girl
@deku4849
Жыл бұрын
u got the whole squad laughing haha
I tried doing Tates daily routine and now I’m in prison for sex trafficking
@Owlsdelivery
Жыл бұрын
I was looking so hard for one of these comments thank you for making it
@Cristina-tz9ro
Жыл бұрын
Yea but tate is really in prison now lol. He whas arested in Romania
@_Sha10kk
Жыл бұрын
He got arrested for money laundering and isn't even in prison, he was released. What a 🐑
@radi0d3m0n.-
Жыл бұрын
@@_Sha10kk it’s okay, we know you’re 12 and love your top G.
@SorarikoMotone
Жыл бұрын
@@_Sha10kk he was arrested because of supposed connection to sex trafficking group, actually - read the news and stop being an incel sheep yourself
Forgot the part where you set up your webcam business lol
Then he makes money, and bro proceeds to study💀
And the funniest part is he doesn’t do any of that lol
@KARMAZYNA
Жыл бұрын
Not now he doesn't. XD
@Thor.Jorgensen
Жыл бұрын
@@KARMAZYNA Not now, not before, not after.
@johnkennedyreyes2634
Жыл бұрын
@@KARMAZYNAhe never did, if he did he will be a 40kg dude with no beard
@snipermonkey3428
Жыл бұрын
Ayo that username 💀
@GayKermit-._-.
Жыл бұрын
@@snipermonkey3428 bros fatherless 💀
I think that routine is a little different now
@DaRedGobbo
Жыл бұрын
Honestly that whole Andrew Tate story hilarious. It's sounds like something out of a movie.
@Y2Jerms
Жыл бұрын
@@DaRedGobbo I could see it being a movie in the future.
@midwintersnight
Жыл бұрын
@@DaRedGobboStranger than fiction XD
@jamesellis6618
Жыл бұрын
lol @ this. what a douche
@Y2Jerms
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesellis6618 ?
"I managed to save so much time by not eating!" 💀+Average Tate fan's intelligence.
@Randomperson-if4hy
Жыл бұрын
The fact that y’all are dick riding Tate this hard makes you worse than his fanboys.
If not eating is his “daily” routine then he’s just pulled it out his arse
"I'm an academic weapon." That's my first time hearing that and I thank you.
@LuhYappa
Жыл бұрын
it's a gen z trend rn lmao
@juanki8350
Жыл бұрын
Has B’s or A’s in easy classes
@metalmadness90000
Жыл бұрын
@@LuhYappa it was started by a guy who looks 35
@LuhYappa
Жыл бұрын
@@metalmadness90000 it's a trend created by gen z, an older person might've coined it but gen z use it in modern language
“Does tasks to make money” Shaking down his cam girls
@slicunit
Жыл бұрын
Pathetic the MALES that follow this guy.
@nihilisticbarbie
Жыл бұрын
Engages in human trafficking
@mylessauvola5590
Жыл бұрын
@@nihilisticbarbie he doesn’t do that?
@Arella17
Жыл бұрын
@@mylessauvola5590 Yes he does, all his "camgirls" are women he trafficked.
@a_usernamehere3680
Жыл бұрын
@@mylessauvola5590 yes he does lol
bruh I've watched half the video and it's already the most absolutely insane shît I've ever heard in my life
“But instill don’t have a BUGAH-EE yet” sent me 😂😂
2 liters of water in the morning? Bro I’m bout to piss like a race horse after drinking that much 😂
@Bored_bitchass
Жыл бұрын
Busy day= less time for literally everything If this shit happens everyday(which was for tate), you wouldn't be able to hydrate yourself properly. Which is bad for progress. So it's actually a great piece of advice And before you say it. Yes, I do this. And yes it works🤌
@pinkdiamond1847
Жыл бұрын
I guess a Top G never has to pee 🤷♀️
@lllBASlll
Жыл бұрын
@@Bored_bitchass No, it's bad advice. Drinking this much water at once- every day- can lead to hyponatremia.
@TheRamenSeal
Жыл бұрын
@rEt@rd Bangladeshi Student you cannot store water like a camel. You'd be pissing out that water every hour, all day, instead of being able to use it effectively. And if you don't piss it out, you're going to die of water toxicity and/or hyponatremia (low sodium in the blood)
@mrarivv0007
Жыл бұрын
@@lllBASlll you're reaching pretty far. 2 liters is the basic amount for survival in humans. You'd have to drink gallons a day for that to happen. And even then it depends on how big you are too.
Ngl this dude sounds so chill, also because his voice is smooth asf
@joshuakingi3183
Жыл бұрын
Daddy chill
@bluelemonade415
Жыл бұрын
Honestly he made this sound doable 🤣
@CursedTR
Жыл бұрын
Ok settle down bruh he does have a nice voice but you don’t need to tell the whole comment section
@terrinwillie915
Жыл бұрын
He got ya bricked up lmao
@bibian_nnn9856
Жыл бұрын
@@CursedTR sorry man just putting it out there
Actually sounds super productive
man forgot to order his coffee black 👀
"as a brokie" had me dead 😂
@mrstark415
Жыл бұрын
that many likes but no replies
@KeraunosX
Жыл бұрын
@@mrstark415 npc
@Dioda_d
Жыл бұрын
@@mrstark415 actual npc behavior
@Dasdatdasuki
Жыл бұрын
@@Dioda_d u guys say that sarcastically right? Because all you doing is the same the "npc" did which is repeat a predetermined dialogue. That makes u guys the same or worst than the npc cause u guys keep repeating it from the leader of all npcs himself.
@Dioda_d
Жыл бұрын
@@Dasdatdasuki yes it is sarcastic because whenever someone puts an npc like comment there's always someone responding calling it "npc behavior" which saying that is also npc behavior
Bro drank 2 things of water and a cup of coffee. I’d be in the bathroom all day.
@GuzzlingDuck
Жыл бұрын
I drink half a large McDonald's frappe and I'm dead 😂 Then every 10% of the rest sends me back. Dude is definitely a psychopath
@dgtldead
Жыл бұрын
Forreal, dude would be spending a good chunk of his day taking dumps, all that coffee lol
@OctoMatoe
Жыл бұрын
and the shakes this man must have felt during the day...
@bigmonke2899
Жыл бұрын
If you're as big as tate drinking this much wouldn't be a problem. Muscles, especially the athletic short twitch type ones need a lot of hydration. Add the coffee (makes you thirstier) and you easily gulp that shit down like nothing.
@dairefinnie9863
Жыл бұрын
Hence you know now how tate is able to speak so much bullshit
You don't have to work in morning 😂
“Andrew Tate for a day” “Okay so first I wake up in the jail cell”
@otto-sl5hv
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@mscopycat5137
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@0mar1948
Жыл бұрын
@ratss3778 funny because you don't know wether it's true or not and you still believe everything you see on the internet
@nomustachemanhunter2605
Жыл бұрын
Also wake up with human trafficking charges
@ramblchat55
Жыл бұрын
@@0mar1948 either way it's funny to make fun of someone who's just generally an awful person ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
It's more of a prison routine now
@Angel-uo7ux
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@brainiakuniversity
Жыл бұрын
Better to live in a prison you create on your own than a prison created by others. Always the possibility you can escape a self prison…you designed it.
@RandoStaRR
Жыл бұрын
@@brainiakuniversity Alternatively, you could just live free
@group555_
Жыл бұрын
@@brainiakuniversitynot sure if you know but he is referring to andrew tate being arrested
@mrct592
Жыл бұрын
@@brainiakuniversity I don't think Andrew built the Romanian state jailhouse he's being detained in for the next 28 days.
“I kept gulping for 15 minutes” Ayo what do you mean by that
15 minutes of gulping and pain💀
Tate thinks he can get his daily doctor’s recommended water consumption in one go, so he’s set for the day and not have to drink again the whole day lmao
@TheDrghu
Жыл бұрын
no, it' s probably to not feel hungry
@skrumbobumbo3279
Жыл бұрын
I guarantee you that much like every other guru out there Tate doesn't do a damn thing he tells followers to do.
@judekim
Жыл бұрын
@@skrumbobumbo3279 that’s what I’m saying
@ImMrSlav
Жыл бұрын
That's... inaccurate but go off
@g00sesalad6
Жыл бұрын
@@ImMrSlav how would you know, have you personally seen him do it in front of you?
Do his prison routine next
@slowpoke9364
Жыл бұрын
For some reason I think it will still include “15 minutes of gulping and pain.”
@irneh_
Жыл бұрын
@@slowpoke9364 it’s probably in his normal routine too
Him finishes the top G's routine _cops says hi_
Bro goes to uni
"what happens when you follow andrew tate's daily routine" they arrest you that's what happens
@yesyouareright9800
Жыл бұрын
and falsely accuse you of something you didn't do
@armyb140
Жыл бұрын
@@yesyouareright9800 Poor Tater Tots, they can't wrap their naive heads around their Töp Gæ being a bad person even tho he admitted to doing illegal and bad sht. Shh, it's okay, don't waste your one and only braincell your father passed on to you😔
@yesyouareright9800
Жыл бұрын
@BURGER it's crazy how you are also everywhere attacking the innocent man, you are filthy, rot in hell
@yesyouareright9800
Жыл бұрын
@BURGER scared of what? I destroyed you, you ain't even offering a counter argument other than insulting me, stop embarrassing yourself already
@StoleSomeCookies
Жыл бұрын
@BURGER Andrew Tate actually admitted and bragged about having less chance to be arrested for being a rapist. He admitted he did human trafficking. I really can't understand how it's possible that so many people really support this excuse of a man.
you forgot the most important part of his routine, checking on the children in the storage container
@SordidusFellatio
Жыл бұрын
The most important and funniest part is that Americans believe literally everything the media said 😂😂 kinda the same way how you guys ended up massacring 1 million Iraqis for “yOuR fReEdOm” when the people that did it dont even come from Iraq , but I guess it dont matter as long as you get to secure the oil routes
@uifseziv
Жыл бұрын
Its not part of the everyday routine i guess😂😂
@preezysama7775
Жыл бұрын
Wtff
@Bloodfangmh
Жыл бұрын
Yeah he forgor
@heather2185
Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t do that shit himself, he sends one of his sex slaves
The problem with advice is often that the people who most need the advice are also the most likely to misunderstand the advice.
“Took me 15 minutes of straight gulping and pain”💀
Top G doesn't drink tap water, he drinks sparkled water
@rileyyen
Жыл бұрын
I don’t got it like that yet🤣🙅♂️
@CUBETechie
Жыл бұрын
If you have good water quality it's good. The most important thing is to get hydrated enough
@FlintCode
Жыл бұрын
Ikr what a brokie
@Leo.de99
Жыл бұрын
I thought tap water would be called water without gas (I’m German)
@alexgroenewold3580
Жыл бұрын
@@Leo.de99 alright bro, I gotta ask. What is the logic behind "water without gas"?😂
You missed the part where you messaged girls so you can trick them into cam girling
@alack3879
Жыл бұрын
But also constantly rant about SWers when they are independent women
@kirakira9906
Жыл бұрын
Innocent until proven guilty beyond any reasonable doubt.
@eliteyube6015
Жыл бұрын
@@kirakira9906 bros been arrested twice for the same thing I’m fairly certain he’s guilty
@kirakira9906
Жыл бұрын
@@eliteyube6015 I guess you work for the police following his case.
@cryptidnip
Жыл бұрын
@@kirakira9906 he has literally publicly stated the only reason he moved to romania was so he could pay off cops.
You should try mine. 1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat breakfast 4. Get out of bed
Bro that water part is the easiest lol
"This dude went to school" 🤣🤣🤣 - Andrew Tate
@GigaDarth
Жыл бұрын
“He’s a geek”
@dgfhgshfsgf
Жыл бұрын
Tate literally has no issue with people going to school though, that’s just sad projection.
@sheriefwoodard8686
Жыл бұрын
@@dgfhgshfsgfCollege is a scam. Trading schools, online jobs literally anything but putting yourself in debt before you even get started
@dhans9662
Жыл бұрын
@@dgfhgshfsgf Bro he doesnt have a high school diploma tho
@mrcellophane226
Жыл бұрын
@@dgfhgshfsgf lol sure
"as a brokie" I died Hehehe
@typhon4829
Жыл бұрын
fo real look at all the stuff he has... that dude aint broke
@NateForTree
Жыл бұрын
@@typhon4829 he’s dreaming big because compared to Top G he knows he’s a brokie
@6_kachow_
Жыл бұрын
He’s comparing himself to the Top G
@mahderahman278
Жыл бұрын
Enjoy the car that you let you have to take the entire car apart just to change your oil come on for real do you literally have to take this entire car apart just to change oil man people are so stupid to buy these car
@mahderahman278
Жыл бұрын
If you want a car that's reliable buy a Toyota or a Honda those are the two most reliable car in the world
Hell yeah dude. Keep grinding.
Bro I can’t imagine how often he had to go to the bathroom that morning 😂😂
Yo homey be spitting bars “I’m an academic weapon” 🤣😂
@CommonJ676
Жыл бұрын
Going to school while its cancelled is the most savage thing a person can do. He owned it as well
@LordCowbxyRDR
Жыл бұрын
It’s from some guy on TikTok who’s in college, that’s all he says
“but I still don't have a buga ee yet” 💀
@NeKash
Жыл бұрын
What the fuck are you saying?
@qhoadstep7314
Жыл бұрын
?
@Legend99730
Жыл бұрын
?
@colonelspicymustard
Жыл бұрын
because this is how tate pronounces it
@xilentjay4298
Жыл бұрын
@@qhoadstep7314 no
explains why tate is hangry half the time 💀
I can’t believe Tate consumes as much coffee as a Starbucks mom.
"I'm an academic weapon" 😭 I'm using that habitually now
@angusfowler6379
Жыл бұрын
Rip
What kinda leg workout let's you go for a run afterwards 😂
@mindoftutorials
Жыл бұрын
Ikr😭😭
@ninothbk
Жыл бұрын
I don't know if it's just me but I used to train legs and then go for a run. It feels like hell but when you finish running your legs are barely tired. Felt good
@TLimon235
Жыл бұрын
It’s not a bad idea
@mindoftutorials
Жыл бұрын
@@ninothbk nah if u actually train legs properly u shouldn't be able to even walk the stairs after
@deadlylifter
Жыл бұрын
the kind where you do what you enjoy 🤷🏻♂️ also helps with DOMS
Fasting helps so much just hard to stick with it when you break from it or start
You should try the Hunter S. Thompson's daily routine.
I think I peed 17 times today 😅
@maxoxoamro7574
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@HiHi-ek1dd
Жыл бұрын
hi
@OttoKuus
Жыл бұрын
Good!
@Boruto-nf2gg
Жыл бұрын
U forgot the push-ups
@flyingwithanything27
Жыл бұрын
Geek
“Then I visited my slav- webcam workers”
This is hilarious Lmaooo 😂❤
You get used to the hunger part once you do it for a while
“Having abs isn’t a sign of power, it just means you don’t eat a lot” - A very wise man.
@hydrodrift
Жыл бұрын
@@hagonistheman7880 a very buff big man*
@fugue6943
Жыл бұрын
@@hydrodrift he's not very buff lol
@hydrodrift
Жыл бұрын
@@fugue6943 I’m not talking about the guy you were describing, I’m talkin about a body builder who said. He has huge arms but a big belly.
@fugue6943
Жыл бұрын
@@hydrodrift oh ok, its still not very wise though
@aceidel
Жыл бұрын
that quote comes from JF Caron, a powerlifter; not a bodybuilder. there's a difference, as powerlifters train to gain as much muscle as possible to lift extremely heavy objects, while bodybuilders train to build an aesthetically pleasing, usually lean body. both eat a lot, though powerlifters eat more
“It took me a whole 15 minutes of gulping and pain” Me:”AYO WTF-“
@allasterasang3504
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one lmao
@joeltapia8516
Жыл бұрын
It shouldnt take 15 min to chug that.
@Eiszahn
Жыл бұрын
@@joeltapia8516 if you arent used to drinking a lot at once it can indeed be painfull
@thatguy9687
Жыл бұрын
@@Eiszahn don't think that's what they meant😳
@Eiszahn
Жыл бұрын
@@thatguy9687 if you are referring to the "ayo wtf..." i would agree but i was refferring to the 15 minute comment
Top G is addicted to caffeine
Bro forgot the pushups
the next video i got was a tate video that was titled “don’t aspire to be like me” 💀
@OscarHernandez-ul5go
Жыл бұрын
Because he is a rapist?
@Aether_Aether
Жыл бұрын
Mine was "producer roasts adin" with Andrew tate
@Ditto-.
Жыл бұрын
How Tristan raises his daughter for my next video
@SuperMrOtto
Жыл бұрын
“Escape the matrix” for me
@TBstudios789
Жыл бұрын
Andrew gets arested for me 🤨
I'm glad you wake up early. You'll manage to squeeze in "organising a crime ring" in your daily routine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@therandomnpc1655
Жыл бұрын
Can't forget that one
@orestisgeorgatos6725
Жыл бұрын
also rape somewhere in there. an integral part of his routine
@nolabets3130
Жыл бұрын
Is he really a crime ring guy, I thought they got him because he says the wrong stuff?
@Lisa-dv1xn
Жыл бұрын
@@nolabets3130 He was arrested on sex trafficking charges
@orestisgeorgatos6725
Жыл бұрын
@@nolabets3130 no he is a sex trafficker. if you don’t know what that is, ask your mom
That pillow look good
The coffee would’ve ended me- like the bathroom ended me
"I still don't have a Bugatti yet" So... "the rest of the routine" I loved that part!
@SpecialJay
Жыл бұрын
I heard you have to drag women off the street and put them in your basement first.
“Does tasks to make money” he simply builds a pyramid for a new scheme
@icantthinkofausername9348
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
The reason you were having stomach problems and tate doesn't is because of andrew's body having adjusted to an unhealthy diet and your body hasn't. Kinda like when you're warm and step in a cold shower it feels -30c° but if you're a bit colder (like 16c°) it only feels like -20c°. (Numbers are not accurate as they were pulled out of my ass but the concept is still proven.)
- wake up -stare at the bars of a prison cell
It isn't good to not eat and instead drink coffee. That's a one way ticket to passing out spontaneously 🤣🤣🤣
@raguellagrande7344
Жыл бұрын
You won't pass out living on coffee.
Next episode better be about you getting arrested 😂😂
@LordDragonFTW
Жыл бұрын
Nonono, you have to be a degenerate first THEN get arrested
"today felt much longer because I wasn't spending much time eating" 😂😂
Keep it up!!!!
Thank you for this video
As a brokie, sleep is the most important thing to be worrying about 😂
@cringe9696
Жыл бұрын
That’s what I was thinking, sleep mad important
@bryant8647
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, niggas that flex about not sleepin lose my respect
@darkskinwhite
Жыл бұрын
@@cringe9696 sleep is mad important but you can sacrifice it quite a lot, your body is very forgiving of that. think about it, it has to be. if the mammoths attack, or your village gets raided, or an earthquake destroys your settlement you can't just be like "hang on need my 8 hours"
@moneybilla
Жыл бұрын
@@darkskinwhite dont be dense as shit look at the billionaire and the seal schedule you sleep at like 10 and wake at like 4 you still get all your max needed sleep, same shit jocko willink does
@darkskinwhite
Жыл бұрын
@@moneybilla I understand, I agreed with you that sleep is important I dont need anyone else to tell me that. But you can sacrifice it periodically & be just fine.
get's up, drinks 2 liters of water, spend the rest on the morning going to the bathroom
@Kupkaik
Жыл бұрын
hope he dont drop the soap in there
@Datoda
Жыл бұрын
@@hagonistheman7880 He's 6'2 at best and he's still in jail for the entirety of January 🤣 Also, Romanian prisons are not better than US prisons, not even close. They're terrible and he gets to experience every dirty inch of his bedbug ridden jail-cell for a whole month lmao
@aceidel
Жыл бұрын
@@Datoda Andrew is 1.9m (6'2.8), which rounds up to 6'3 lol
@Datoda
Жыл бұрын
@@aceidel 1.90m is 6,23 feet which rounds down to 6'2ft but according to your math I'm 6'4. Also I kind of doubt he's even 1,90m to begin with if you look at him facing off with Jake Paul who is 1.85m, Tate is barely 2cm taller at most. Buddy is 6'2ft on a good day but more like 6'1 lmao
@Datoda
Жыл бұрын
@@hagonistheman7880 I highly doubt he'd get raped in prison considering he was four time kickboxing world champion. Like him or not (I dont like him even in the slightest) but I think he can kick most people's ass quite easily. Still, he's trying to make himself look taller than he is by claiming he's 6'4 when in reality he's barely over 6'1 at best, shows how small his ego actually is when he needs to lie about his height to feel better about himself.
I'm weak soon as he said since I'm a brokie lol
"I did Andrew Tate's routine for a day" *Why the hell am I in jail...*
@yesyouareright9800
Жыл бұрын
for having an opinion
@armyb140
Жыл бұрын
@@yesyouareright9800 Oh you again! Well, I have opinions and I'm not in jail. Tho Andrew Taint can't relate ;D
@unluckellie
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@StoleSomeCookies
Жыл бұрын
@@yesyouareright9800 So human trafficking and raping is an opinion now? So if I murder someone it's my opinion?
@FreakySponge
Жыл бұрын
@@armyb140 he's free 💀
You gotta update it, he’s eating prison food now
the drinking water part... I uh already do that.
Bro just hit legs 💀💀💀
His new routine: -Wake up when the guards come -Starve -Shower (purposefully drop soap) -Eat dinner
@Quipie
Жыл бұрын
We all know he will be released in 30 days.
@torchbearer2175
Жыл бұрын
@@Quipie can't bribe his way out this time... probably
@bthonk
Жыл бұрын
@@torchbearer2175 yeah, this is his second time in jail because human trafficking allegations (i think)
@torchbearer2175
Жыл бұрын
@@bthonk yup, only sus thing is according to news reports these 4 men (tate brothers and 2 romanians) ran a trafficking ring between Romania Britain and USA. No way just 4 guys can do all this alone, maybe outside help
@dante6680
Жыл бұрын
YOO the "purposefully drop soap" killed me 😂
"First you start your day with water poisoning" 💀 2 Cups is good enough when you wake up, 2L is way overkill.
@adamhulburt5140
Жыл бұрын
Euvolemic Hyponatremia I believe.