The British guy wastes half of his energy on his morning.

@srmariachi5844

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lameimsi

3 жыл бұрын

“I gO oUtsIdE AnD BrEaThE tHis PoLlUtEd AsS AiR”

@nabila6401

3 жыл бұрын

@@lameimsi "anD fOcoUs oN feElinG thE sOunDs oF tHe cItY"

@d4ddyb0t35

3 жыл бұрын

he was British I didn’t even fucking know 😫🤚🏻 I don’t wake up like that 😭

@adanella3757

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

When he typed, "fsnakjckdnanjfkcjdjjncksa" I really felt that. So productive.

@mikasalee2582

3 жыл бұрын

Did you typed that down one by one-

@zetro_cloud

3 жыл бұрын

Really productive, whish I could be as productive as him 😔

@zibaa06

3 жыл бұрын

when

@ashxbash1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@zibaa06 4:47

@tipsytom5571

3 жыл бұрын

And when he drew the squiggly lines, ugh, I couldn’t imagine being that productive!

"fashion is really important to me" *proceeds to dress like a sims preset*

@JustinBrown-wc1ph

8 ай бұрын

naw cus the way they get ready they are sims bruh

@ray5357

7 ай бұрын

Fr. I like rocking my cowboy boots, wranglers, and cowboy hat. It's different and actually looks good

@LoneWolfMikoto

6 ай бұрын

You don't understand, that is gucci clothes 😂

@TMCPortfolio

Ай бұрын

@@ray5357 I think every man in existence would dress like a cowboy if society normalised it

@TMCPortfolio

Ай бұрын

@@LoneWolfMikotoyeah gucci doesn’t necessarily mean it looks good, most of gucci is awful. Expense doesn’t equate to if it looks good

The funniest thing is that these guys take themselves so seriously and prepare for their day like they're multi-millionare businessmen while the only work they do is editing and answering E-mails lol.

@DeathnoteBB

Жыл бұрын

Editing is actually work, they definitely just pay people to edit. Also to be fair multi-millionaires don’t work either, they hire people to do work.

@needless974

11 ай бұрын

One of those guys is actually a fampus doctor, the one talking about hot water lemon.

@oqp489

10 ай бұрын

u forgot dickriding elon musk

@reginageorgetownuni

10 ай бұрын

I think it's good to have a disciplined lifestyle no matter what your profession is. You can make the most of your life and your day if you stick to a routine.

@frostyelwood9898

9 ай бұрын

The water lemon guy is actually a doctor and he’s really chill and makes videos about medical shows in his off time. Though he is a pretty big gym guy so it probably makes sense why he’s in here. He does have a cute dog though. His name is Doctor Mike if youre interested. Edit: spelling mistakes. What weed was i on when i typed this

"I breathe in the fresh air" **breathes air pollution**

@gabrielnguyen5580

4 жыл бұрын

Smokes 2 packs

@tavodupre-lpz6749

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha 😂

@GenocideBlaster

4 жыл бұрын

thats exactly what I was thinking 😂

@amia906

4 жыл бұрын

dreeei XD

@jasminspinetto113

4 жыл бұрын

I genuinely thought he was being sarcastic

That british guy is the most vanilla human in existance.

@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797

3 жыл бұрын

Please don’t insult the vanilla flavor like that please

@jfk9090

3 жыл бұрын

@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 🔥

@Spungebobonicerocks

3 жыл бұрын

Kind of most younger guys today. And some older as well. Vanilla human asexual narcissistic eunuch. Something of that sort..

@ManuMiAS

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spungebobonicerocks lmao

@mollusca6465

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spungebobonicerocks That's oddly specific.

"This removes tired looking eyes" So does sleep, big man.

“Im a big fan of staying healthy” Proceeds to yank out 20 bottles of some weird pills

@thecensoredmuscle563

Жыл бұрын

They're vitamins, you should take them especially if you are not getting the right nutrition in your food.

@depressedcockroach4045

Жыл бұрын

@@thecensoredmuscle563 thats so nessed up, you should eat it IN your food. Not in pills at the same time in the morning lol

@yavantii3615

Жыл бұрын

@@thecensoredmuscle563 i mean they are meant to compensate deffincies in your diet, but that dude has like 6 different boxes of shit. Just eat a vegetable from time to time..

@kiasmith1732

Жыл бұрын

@@depressedcockroach4045 exactly what the vitamin companies don't want people knowing! Food > tablets ALWAYS!

@flor473

Жыл бұрын

@@yavantii3615 this!!!

bro imagine just walking on the street and then some shirtless guys just goes and stands on his balcony while closing his eyes and breathing super deeply

@only1613

3 жыл бұрын

He is at it again!!

@jksbottommole8463

3 жыл бұрын

@@only1613 i died-

@ericwilliams8371

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing that shit would make me walk the other way lmao

@PrikyAzzzBitj24

3 жыл бұрын

Thats gonna be weird but ok

@yeonbeom

3 жыл бұрын

OMG- XD

0:06 the girl sleeping with makeup So natural

@lulu41108

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT

@CHLOE-ov7ev

3 жыл бұрын

VERY natural

@_bri_was_here_

3 жыл бұрын

hunny of her pillow ain’t covered in mascara and lipstick I don’t believe it.

@burnttoast8105

3 жыл бұрын

@@_bri_was_here_ I accidentally slept in full makeup nothing was on the pillow except some crumbs of mascara and a little bit of black from me moving around

@_bri_was_here_

3 жыл бұрын

@burnttoast boo, what’s your setting spray?

For all the college guys I’ve watched, the key routine is 1. Wake up before the sun 2. Go to the gym immediately 3. Take an ice cold shower 4. Knock out 2 hours of homework before you’re 8am class & then there’s _my_ personal preferred routine: 1. Wake up at 8am

@christianharver9309

8 ай бұрын

The former sounds healthier, but the latter is more reasonable.

@Akathysia

7 ай бұрын

first one doesn't really make sense to me because if you do everything in the morning tf do you do after noon?

@Yatagarasu.

7 ай бұрын

@@Akathysia maybe go to work (money to survive), other hobbies/family time/enjoy your freedom (if you have any) while it last

@Shannnnnnnnnnnnn

7 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@AkathysiaGo to classes? He’d also have way more than 2 hrs of hw if he’s a full time student majoring in something productive. Before doing that he’d have to study 2-3 hours for each hour he spent in the 4-5 classes he has, most of which would meet for around 6 hours a week. 2 hrs of hw r not freeing upthe rest of the day for a full-time student. Assuming the major isn’t a bs one like business, social studies, etc

@MaddieFishblob

7 ай бұрын

@@christianharver9309 the former might be healthier assuming u go to bed at 8 or 9pm every night, but i dont even get home from practice till 10, and depriving urself of sleep is one of the least healthy things you can do. As long as you fit in important things like exercise and work into ur daily routine, i dont think it rly matters what time u do them 😚

“My Georgia Armani lip balm, which I DEFINITELY need” made me chuckle lol! Homie just get a regular one from Walgreens.

“Alright Babe, we’re going to get back in bed so I can act out my morning routine”

@madamebkrt

4 жыл бұрын

*Girlfriend "sleeping" in a full face of make-up*

@agentbonniespy

4 жыл бұрын

“okay honey, now just pretend to sleep until you hear the cue”

@madamebkrt

4 жыл бұрын

@@agentbonniespy "Wait, I haven't applied five layers of make-up yet! Hold on!"

@luffybetterr

4 жыл бұрын

Wife: *Let me wear a makeup first*

@blackbeanturkey

4 жыл бұрын

@@madamebkrt "Okay then after we wake up, disappear"

Guy: "I like to meditate and have some fresh air" Also the guy: *Takes a deep breath of the polluted air of the city*

@rafaelrandom500

4 жыл бұрын

😄

@jayjay86443

4 жыл бұрын

Not only boring, but douchey. Imagine treating your life like a Babish episode, except Babish is fun and entertaining and educational while these guys are just flexing on the people.

@ReplayandHate

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sevenbelledays7800

4 жыл бұрын

IKR 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@prodbyevadwave

4 жыл бұрын

Vih_ S2 nice

These guys 5 easy steps to becoming a millionaire: Step 1: wake up at 5 am Step 2: morning meditation Step 3: listen to an audiobook Step 4: take a cold shower Step 5: have a dad who owns a multimillion dollar enterprise

@IDoThings490

20 күн бұрын

This is pretty much every self-help guide I tried living like this for a while and at best it improves your general health, at worst it turns you into a husk of a human. I've noticed how those self-help guys usually just focus on the morning because that's when it's easiest to shove in a bunch of gimmicky habits that they preach about that will somehow make you an attractive millionaire, conveniently overlooking the fact that the quest to become attractive more often than not comes with a side of body dysphoria and becoming rich either requires you to sell your soul or just tp start rich. Sadly though many people commit to these lifestyles because they're told that that's what "success" is

These guys' routines are hilarious. They literally go to bed after finishing these long-ass-taking-whole-day routines😅

"Fashion is really important for me" - wears a jean, white t-shirt and a shirt

@blackwing97

3 жыл бұрын

a jean

@voodoo2349

3 жыл бұрын

chubbyurma just one jean

@axelaguirre5014

3 жыл бұрын

@Kim la cruz de borgoña, quieres restaurar el imperio?

@animalfamily4816

3 жыл бұрын

DONT FORGET THE ORANGE PANNIES

@recklessamateur9282

3 жыл бұрын

@@animalfamily4816 a lot of guys wears red and orange. It's probably fashion for ' em 😂

I dated a guy like this. They’re only “ productive” in the morning then they have no energy left for the rest of the day..

@Juniesdiary

3 жыл бұрын

😭🤚🏾 I would get so mad if they woke up early for no reason

@ShawnFX

3 жыл бұрын

So I'm guessing you wouldn't get any action in the afternoon or evening

@user-rc3ii4jd8v

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShawnFX lmfao

@mehdibabaie3464

3 жыл бұрын

and wtf exactly do they produce in the morning?

@feeff9372

3 жыл бұрын

mehdi babaie idk dude everytime i asked it turned into one of those instagram grow your business ads whole time he’s there making smoothies and reading motivation quotes

0:07 why was the girl “sleeping” with all full face of makeup 😭😭

@Millieimpc

Ай бұрын

😂

"the shower is a quiet place for me to start my meditation" Me : stand still and question why they name butter butter

@MapToUtopiaa

4 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahah😂

do not trust people who like their alarm sound.

@Apetitegirly

4 жыл бұрын

why not what if its bts😂

@chuchip9633

4 жыл бұрын

@@Apetitegirly that's even worse.

@elmolong8102

4 жыл бұрын

Chuchi P lmao

@kehariracing9884

4 жыл бұрын

@@Apetitegirly bts fucking sucks freaking weebs

@crackalackacheezles8803

4 жыл бұрын

@@chuchip9633 😂😂

"Activates BEAST MODE" Wtf bro just take a shower.

@ashlynnheller8400

3 жыл бұрын

For real. If you like a cold shower because of reasons (wake up quicker, ease pain, etc) just say it.

@antoniopalmiero6761

3 жыл бұрын

@@ashlynnheller8400 Still is just a shower

@goblinslayer8589

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro he's just a transformers from beast wars ,His alternate form is a gold fish with steroids

@xiuzhendai210

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this guy is a fan of the Beastwars transformer series

@goblinslayer8589

3 жыл бұрын

@@xiuzhendai210 dude if you're gonna steal someone joke at least make it less obvious

0:34 the most realistic part of his morning routine is the time on his phone 💀💀💀

Loser: “it activates BEAST MODE” I start my day by saying "Its Morbin Time"

it looks like their morning routine is a whole ass day.

@redditsource1972

4 жыл бұрын

Bahahahaha

@bobbyjordan9740

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I’d have trouble remembering all of the steps lmao

@Lakeland_IV

4 жыл бұрын

@jjj mle They actually have purpose and motivation in life.

@salvatore5415

4 жыл бұрын

@jjj mle they don't actually do all this shit...they show off themselves pretending to be some special....but honestly they dont so half of these things every morning

@ryukobestwaifu3319

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lakeland_IV what is this witch craft you speak of motivation?

"focus on feeling the sounds of the city" *Hears gunshots and sirens* "Right, okay." *Walks back inside

@northcoast1306

3 жыл бұрын

Lollll

@fitlifeHQ101

3 жыл бұрын

thats Bruce Wayne when he wakes up

@PGOuma

3 жыл бұрын

Me when I lived in Memphis

@luketroyer7620

3 жыл бұрын

@@PGOuma bless you. Hope you moved somewhere nice.

@JohnSmith-yf5bk

3 жыл бұрын

Another comment said he lives in Dallas, so I hope he likes construction and cars everywhere.

Why do they all think "answering emails" is like some kind of difficult job? Its something most people do on top of their already existing jobs.

You know what? These routines are realistic!... if you are a influencer with plenty of time and money on your hands

@Ash01010

Жыл бұрын

realistic? everything normies do is a copy paste from movies and famous personalities they don't have their own self

@randomselfimprovementchann1304

11 ай бұрын

im in high school and i manage to get 5 hours of training in daily while also getting full sleep every day, yall are just lazy

@pannajohns5255

11 ай бұрын

@@randomselfimprovementchann1304 Did you also make sick beats while screaming ‘WALNUT SALAD’ like a wild animal? I don’t think so 🙄

@randomselfimprovementchann1304

11 ай бұрын

@@pannajohns5255 tf does that even mean, you're probably in the special ed class

@yaruyaru

11 ай бұрын

1. You are most probably American, which means there's a high chance you DO have the money to spend on self care. 2. I've met poorer people (at a high schooler age) who've made some pretty good self improvement with the time & money they had. But yeah, for sure you're not putting up excuses... 😂

"fashion is very important to me" *Proceeds to put on plain white t shirt*

@kcraincano8961

3 жыл бұрын

"less is more"

@wallstreetmonky6797

3 жыл бұрын

That's a big step for us men

@BanaaniSuuhun

3 жыл бұрын

Propably some brand that has a 1cm sized logo on a basic white shirt and costs 120$

@Didi-qc3vc

3 жыл бұрын

@@wallstreetmonky6797 not really

@jiminnoodlesoupwithasugaon1915

3 жыл бұрын

not even game characters call white shirt a fashion statement, it's their BASIC outfit lmao

"big fan of staying healthy" *proceed to ingest the whole chemistry class material*

@ThemChosenGamers

4 жыл бұрын

@Houlmnt lit meme🤙

@assadarlingtoni

4 жыл бұрын

Literally who the fuck takes in so many pills like it's not gonna make u healthy more like the opposite

@pebblegrindelwald6593

4 жыл бұрын

@@assadarlingtoni ikr

@pebblegrindelwald6593

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

@user-mb4xy2cz3t

3 жыл бұрын

@@assadarlingtoni tbf those are supplements and not pills, but yea, unless all you eat is canned tuna, you don't need that many

i like how they're supposed to show their routine for the daily as it is while also having good cinematography with another person shooting behind the camera. totally normal every single day. shane dawson's look the most legit imo

The “I’m wearing my turkey shirt and gym shorts” is all the men in my family😂😂😂😂

Imagine just walking around and across the street you see a half-naked dude on his balcony, looking like he's about to end it all

@miaruuu8375

3 жыл бұрын

"do a flip"

@xsaturnsatinx244

3 жыл бұрын

@@miaruuu8375 NOOOOOOO😭😭 "DO A FLIP" 😭

@gw7911

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure people have seen fully naked people lol.

@zc7770

3 жыл бұрын

"AT LEAST WEAR A SHIRT" is what I'll say

@karenk6985

3 жыл бұрын

"Everybody do the flop." *Slam*

“I breathe in the *fresh* air” HE LIVES IN A CITY I-

@prettymothafuckka

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOAOAOOAOA

@niki4079

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, smell of fresh pollution and stupid people

@2cool4u_pt_62

3 жыл бұрын

@@niki4079 let's not forget to mention stupid people... Oh.

@spookiertown

3 жыл бұрын

BDUDYIYSGSILGSAIUDUIAS LMAO

@Caroline6081

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

I actually write a to-do list every morning right after I wake up. But that’s the only „productive“ thing that I genuinely do every single morning. I can’t imagine meditating and reading and drinking tea every morning lol

@politicalmemes1296

9 ай бұрын

Something tells me these people dont have jobs

@fug_momo3729

7 ай бұрын

To do list: -eat -drink -breathe -shower ...

@politicalmemes1296

6 ай бұрын

@@fug_momo3729 its a hard knock life

@fallen2624

6 ай бұрын

What's wrong with drinking tea?

I was NOT expecting to see Shane in here but he so belongs in the messy morning routines 😂

“it activates BEAST MODE” he did not say-

@viy4581

4 жыл бұрын

It activates the "rub one out" mode

@mgsgamer8340

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure the guy in the shower is doing a bit more than just meditating. *He’s putting on that crayola lipstick while acting like a 4-dimensional pubic hair*

@evanna3140

4 жыл бұрын

SCREAMS

@ongtruongmeg3308

3 жыл бұрын

Manz rlly said Zen from Mystic messenger👁👄👁

@lena-ts1eh

3 жыл бұрын

I AM LAUGHIND SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀

All these boys think they're wattpad characters I- 🤣😭😭😭

@teacuptea9155

3 жыл бұрын

I CACKLED PLEASE

@Pipopipoyippee

3 жыл бұрын

wattpad mafia ffs are less cringe

@noodlesano8404

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA YES

@lizziellama

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@helovessabine

3 жыл бұрын

BEHDBUAHSIAJDJSNFK WAS F KCKCJFLZKOWKDFKDKIFKEKF

I guess I could believe Dr. Mike's routine. Man's actually serious about his health and routine.

@suranumitu7734

11 ай бұрын

sounds like neuroticism

Don’t forget them Gucci sliders- very important.

"I breathe in the fresh air" He says as the smog of the city is in view

@alpha8here

4 жыл бұрын

Ooooh shii- Shots fired!!!

@saltybutnotverysweet3862

4 жыл бұрын

We LOVE smog destroying lungs

@chickennuggetsonastick2388

4 жыл бұрын

KoolAids all he can smell is sewage over flowing and traffic noises lol

@ek5772

4 жыл бұрын

chickennuggets on a stick i love the smell of traffic noises

@MyWifesSon69

4 жыл бұрын

Its not fog?

no body: psycopath: "i love my alarm sound"

@user-fb4lp2nb3l

3 жыл бұрын

But I love mine sense I costumes it 🥺

@iburst9385

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-fb4lp2nb3l it'd better be the android one

@user-fb4lp2nb3l

3 жыл бұрын

@@iburst9385 😅

@rokok4856

3 жыл бұрын

Like your profile pic

@mohammedhamza8289

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/c4qbtrmrcaifp7g.html my alarm

Wakes up in the morning, both the guy and the girl with full face of makeup.

I need to watch this video everyday to remind myself not to be dumb and believe all these 'self help' youtubers

“Rise & Grind!” Is the most pretentious thing I’ve ever read

@sarafettah8830

3 жыл бұрын

And his girl is wearing full face makeup very real

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarafettah8830 wait what! you don't go to sleep with make up on? weird.

@lolarose530

3 жыл бұрын

@@r-s8952 is that "the video"

@lolarose530

3 жыл бұрын

@@r-s8952 nvm its a work out video 🤣

@shreenidhhi8633

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

This is how you wake up if your job is social media, I guess.

@58479ishere

3 жыл бұрын

Not even real social media (I work in actual digital marketing) more like losers with no jobs so all they do is post selfies with a million filters on them to IG and preen on KZread while taking out loans and faking vacay vids in rented photography studios while trying to convince everyone else these are their lives

@viktoriak8385

3 жыл бұрын

@@58479ishere and just for their payment....

@adamlindeman523

3 жыл бұрын

@@58479ishere Yeah they're shitheads. Fuck em all.

@jame5game5

3 жыл бұрын

@@58479ishere They still make more money unlike you guys

@cherrypie12211

3 жыл бұрын

Ya'll really hate them so much because they make money out of simple things? If you're jealous, you can always do the same or ignore it.

10 minutes of an ebook = learning for these freaks

I didn’t think I was going to laugh this much 😂😂 ffs man, great work ahaha

This sounds like something you would write about on a long essay for school to make your teacher believe that you're a productive person.

@maggieclancy6378

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah...me tho essay: I wake up, read to ExPaNd my brain, then meditate to SeT mY bRaIn OfF tO a GoOd StArT. then i take a shower with COLD water because it activates BeAsT mOdE and I put on my fancy chapstick and drink a liter of lemon water which contains antioxidants and helps your immune system. then i inhale the very fReSh city air that is NOT polluted. then i take 24 hours styling my hair - i have to make sure every strand is in the right spot..... real life: uhhh ewww i hate light

@xxemma7994

4 жыл бұрын

Maggie Clancy LMFAO ‘ bEaSt MoDe

@maggieclancy6378

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxemma7994 lmfao

@xxemma7994

4 жыл бұрын

Maggie Clancy it’s so cringe

@maggieclancy6378

4 жыл бұрын

@@xxemma7994 ikr who ta faq says beast mode

"Focus on feeling the sounds of the city". Ah yes, the sound of crying children, traffic jams, angry shouting, helicopters flying overhead, construction work, and sirens. Yep. Sounds to meditate to alright.

@jame5game5

3 жыл бұрын

In the early morning it's very quiet

@mauroivan2062

3 жыл бұрын

@@jame5game5 Where do you live? That´s the point

@tannechem562

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't you remember the *fresh air* of the city? Oh the pollution

@mehtac1714

3 жыл бұрын

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@splewy

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the diesel truck/bus sounds. So relaxing. ☺️

Dr Mike is the only genuine one.

"I have my fruit loop milk" got me lmaoooo

"skin gets very dehydrated, especially after 6 to 8 hours in bed." **laughs in oily skin**

@farahiccol3424

4 жыл бұрын

same here lol

@Nookshush

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo sammw

@magarinoskevin2063

4 жыл бұрын

*oily skin gang*

@farahiccol3424

4 жыл бұрын

@@magarinoskevin2063 💦💪

@magarinoskevin2063

4 жыл бұрын

@@nmikk10 As a member of the Oily Skin gang, you should wash it

Took me two minutes to realize the "every guy on youtube" clips were actual channels and not parodies lol

@Drstrange3000

4 жыл бұрын

Same xD

@Humanprototype-wh8qr

4 жыл бұрын

Does it rly matter?

@gabrieleandriolo4943

4 жыл бұрын

HEY I SPOTTED A WRESTLING FAN

@NF12222

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieleandriolo4943 haha, yep! I'm assuming you are too, if you recognize the New Japan logo! lol

@aditluth5031

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr

YALL THE ENDING GOT ME I couldn't stop laughing thank u sm

Watching this first thing in the morning, because a good laugh wakes me up.

"Honey, the shirtless guy with his cameras is out on his porch again."

@user-wn3gk5yb4o

4 жыл бұрын

BYEEEJDSJSHS

@LPSWeirdCow13

4 жыл бұрын

JXJHGFTXHS

@gardenofeden682

4 жыл бұрын

[more gibberish sounds here]

@bilwiee6436

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAH :3

@louisemacdonald5076

4 жыл бұрын

Rugoribgrighe

Can’t forget that *Giorgio Armani lip balm.*

@dcoxy6841

4 жыл бұрын

can't live without it

@olivia._.l7659

3 жыл бұрын

which I *DEFINITELY* need Even he sounded sarcastic in the video 😂

@olivia._.l7659

3 жыл бұрын

weeby weeb lol soz

@r-s8952

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/haxtpaeyhsXde8o.html(

@ew8550

3 жыл бұрын

it's glip loss luvs like seriously it really good luvs

Literally the "FUNNIEST VIDEO ON KZread!" Thank you for this Skinny.

I completely lost it at around 10 seconds into the video him saying “i love that sound” to his alarm🤣🤣

@kingalastor936

3 ай бұрын

If I had to wake up to that sound I'd dedicate my life to finding the person to made it to despose of him. World's most annoying clock.

Who names their alarm “rIsE aNd GrInD”

@m3tal3njoy3r

4 жыл бұрын

for real mines "GET UP YOU FAT BITCH"

@shadwan7165

4 жыл бұрын

sophie • mines is AYE WAKE YOUR FAT FUCK UP

@alpewea

4 жыл бұрын

@@m3tal3njoy3r lmao same

@yurilovesrussianpoets

4 жыл бұрын

Mine is "get up fatass"

@bebe4683

4 жыл бұрын

I seriously put mine as “ wake up stupid bitch” lmaoooooo 😌

Guy: I take in the fresh air *the polluted air in the background*

@ouchmitch

4 жыл бұрын

*polluted air in the back* am I a joke to you

@tomcat1517

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@koolstory3867

3 жыл бұрын

Landlord tell him to get back in or he’s not gna be there next time

@r-s8952

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/haxtpaeyhsXde8o.html(

@Audiomaker49

3 жыл бұрын

**happy music playing in the backgroud**

the "fruit loop milk" right after Doctor Mike killed me 😂

i watch this video every few months idk why it’s so entertaining 💀

KZreadrs are living the lives of main protagonists in every Wattpad book.

@RenneAtha

3 жыл бұрын

Ouchhhhh xDDDD

@ethaningham7281

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@jaguar_8344

3 жыл бұрын

Kali Uchiha don’t insult Y/N like that :((

@prada4bratz

3 жыл бұрын

Please why is this so true 😹😹😹

@sailor4985

3 жыл бұрын

too accurate 😂

This the "I don't got a job morning routine".

@ghostpepperyt5572

3 жыл бұрын

For real😂😂

@saynotohookups

3 жыл бұрын

Lol for sure.

@pantegohummus8215

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssssss

@saynotohookups

3 жыл бұрын

@H A R U Probably. Some of these people on KZread get famous for the most ridiculous reasons. thereby generating major income from ad revenue.

@shubhamrc4379

3 жыл бұрын

Girl you spit the truth ! 😭😂😘

1:38 I like to hop in a cold shower next my dude, you're showering warm, there's literal steam coming out of your shower, don't even pretend it's cold lmao

‘’I just breathe in the fresh air’’ Ah yes the smell of pollen and my aunt and her boyfriend arguing! (They live across the street from us lol)

1:04 “I breath in polluted air and listen to the children crying in the city” 💀

@jadew4677

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho 💀💀

@Moonxsta

3 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭✋

@Oogway-go6np

3 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHA

@nell5022

3 жыл бұрын

LMHGGKGDKOGCDY

@nou8255

3 жыл бұрын

JAAJSJAHAKQJQJAJQJAJQAJ

When you watched “American Psycho” once

@JonNewgate

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao this is crazy true

@goldensloth7

3 жыл бұрын

but didn't finish it

@gsmooth4279

3 жыл бұрын

@Dom moi name is Pa’rick Ba’man, oim twentehy-sevehn yeyas old.

@zeddy2284

3 жыл бұрын

whwusyhw

@k_a_y_l_e_e

3 жыл бұрын

"i can do a thousand, now."

The premise of this video is so damn sad, and if you relate to this it's even sadder It's too much vs too little

@Swanson-hs5df

5 ай бұрын

this x10 Showering in the morning, meditating and skincare isn't over the top and NOT cleaning yourself shouldn't be celebrated at all.

I absolutely love the ending!! :D

“ Don’t forget my Giorgi Armani lip balm, wich I definitely need “

@animusic8360

4 жыл бұрын

meatiest damn i forgot that, atleast i rised and grinded.

@fgtgggjkk3440

4 жыл бұрын

that dude that put on make up gets his cheeks clapped 100 percent

@dumbfridge7576

4 жыл бұрын

don’t even breathe within my 5 mile radius if you don’t got that giorgi armani lip balm, which you definitely need

@devilish9504

4 жыл бұрын

ah couldn't forget your apple, as they say an apple day keep the doctor away

@yahlikejazz7084

4 жыл бұрын

@@animusic8360 lmaaaooo

“i breathe in the fresh air” *lives in a city*

@liztheoneee

3 жыл бұрын

PLS 😭

@r1na510

3 жыл бұрын

hufflepuff girl I HAD TO 😭😭

@michaelsmith9714

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you.I am not the only one thinking wanker.

@andioopeth-9061

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dahmanemz1462

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo dead

“Working” doesn’t even tap the keyboard

I am always appalled at how all these inspirational speakers sounds like a baby.

“WhAtever fUn aCtivities tHe dAy HoLds” christ

@jt_on_youtube

3 жыл бұрын

Someday he will realize those are called Jobs and they are not fun. Not everyone gets to go out and hit the gym at 11am after sleeping in until 9am, then just fuck off all day.

@tunafish5462

3 жыл бұрын

@@jt_on_youtube he probably is too rich to know that lol

@TraceLight

3 жыл бұрын

soyeeitsmetho school is miserable. Wait till you get out of school. And into another four years of even worse college. And finally, you get a job. Yes, the job you’ll waste away at for the next few decades. Tis life.

@md.shihabsharar8753

3 жыл бұрын

Push it to the Limit Until you’re about 50 and you realise that you’re just waiting to die at this point.

@vexxi1470

3 жыл бұрын

“No sally I’m saving these vIRgin lips for a real woman”

The guy who said he likes the sound of his alarm is definitely a psychopath.

@user-ej6yc8rl8l

5 жыл бұрын

confirmed

@tjargeesch1201

5 жыл бұрын

This whole thing reminds me of the beginning of American psycho

@Hannah-xb3dr

5 жыл бұрын

100% I have to change my alarm ringtone regularly because I always get used to it and ignore it Right now it’s ‘crawling in my skin’

@gintokikintoki4965

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@canned_can_chan4590

5 жыл бұрын

I use a chinese ballad song as a ringtone. My brain never gets used to it. But it's calm, so i don't wake up too suddenly. Sometimes the song gets into my dream and i'm like "why am i singing chinese? Oh yea, alarm"

"high quality personality" BRUH XDDDD

The ‘cold shower activates beast mode!’ is so damn cringe 😂😂😂

“Fashion has always been my thing” he wore a white T-shirt and black jeans 😭💀💀

@AnnalisaJ

4 жыл бұрын

Dario 😂🤣🤣

@afia7710

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@gossipqueen1013

4 жыл бұрын

I know I saw 😭😂 if he was going to wear something casual atleast spice it up with some jewellery or something

@maxpanich8634

4 жыл бұрын

Gossip Queen 101 then again not too much. Maybe a watch. Perhaps a ring. But that’s about it. Although, in his defense, sometimes just a shirt works fine. Then again he did say “fashion”. That’s not fashion, that is clothing my good man. An improvement on Gollum’s loin cloth. A great improvement, but a improvement nevertheless.

@blazerit420

4 жыл бұрын

Just to be clear fashion has many faces and it doesn't necessarily mean high fashion, and that casual but clean look is popular now a days

"Then I go out to meditate and _b r e a t h e_ in the *fresh* air* Breathes in polluted city

@Amharizz

4 жыл бұрын

Send me his link please 😂😂

@halkyo5836

4 жыл бұрын

yummy 😋

@shubhamrao2092

4 жыл бұрын

Please breathe in Delhi

@angie-yw9xp

4 жыл бұрын

*e

@andresc5915

4 жыл бұрын

It did look like China...

I lost it at the “I love that sound”

Those type of guys spend whole day preparing for the day

“Rise and grind” dude it’s 8 in the morning, little late😂

@error4270

4 жыл бұрын

rise and shine

@katecub182

4 жыл бұрын

I wake up at 5pm- tHaTs eArlY

@dehydrated_13

4 жыл бұрын

You guys wake up?

@katecub182

4 жыл бұрын

ユプトカ Sadly

@MagentaApex

4 жыл бұрын

mato paz i go to bed at 11:59PM and sleep in till 12:01AM if I’m feeling like doin some self care

“DoNt fOrGeT yoUr ApPle” the hell is with these guys

@AdvaitDhingra

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr. Pure cringe

@Kelleigh95

3 жыл бұрын

@@AdvaitDhingra I was cringing during the whole video.

@kevinlalanne5700

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kelleigh95 sis I thought I was the only one😂😂

@sieg6635

3 жыл бұрын

What’s wrong with that kalleigh

@abi8967

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

Cant beat my routine of waking up, have an existential crisis as I stare at the ceiling, have cereal, then binge watch children cartoons for the rest of the day as I wonder what I did wrong in my life

@mumbo_fuze2484

Ай бұрын

You're living the dream that's what you do!

Guys like this be like “I grind all day, all the time” and their only job is answering 4 emails.

“It activates BeaSt MoDe” *aggressive grunting noises*

@plushieoctopusonhead8415

3 жыл бұрын

This sounds like something that come from mounth of morbidly obese gamer with neckbeard and fedora lol

@Floridamangaming729

3 жыл бұрын

@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 dudes like this are the same thing but in reverse. Everything in moderation.

@ginny3491

3 жыл бұрын

@@plushieoctopusonhead8415 LMAO

@RtroCloset

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not okay mentally👁👁

@sabrinar90

3 жыл бұрын

Thank gosh he’s home alone.

guys “morning routine” in a nutshell 0% real 20% “positivity” 30% working out and health 20% shirtless 30% giorgio armani

@mehranshahbaz2532

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot the sponsors add

@sjdnfjnj

3 жыл бұрын

Oh man🤣😂

@tanzila.afrin2121

3 жыл бұрын

10000% listening to birds chirping and meditating

@alterego9618

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 30% Georgia Armani!!

@notfunnydidntlaugh7287

3 жыл бұрын

you forgot 100% unrealistic and fake fake fake

i couldnt stop laughing at the part where the one man says i love fashion and all that stuff and the other guy goes so i put my big turkey shirt lmao

@P1995.

Жыл бұрын

The big turkey shirt was the funniest part!! 😂😂

I will never, ever ever and i mean ever get over “it activates…beast mode” 🤣

This is literally the intro of American Psycho.

@Fableosa

4 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED

@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317

4 жыл бұрын

BITCH 😂😂😂😂

@alex-vd4vm

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ataraxiastemple

4 жыл бұрын

I legit started to scream when I read this💀

@nickmsp2697

4 жыл бұрын

i cannot 😂😂😂😂😂

“fashion has always been a big thing to me” *proceeds to wear the most bland outfit ever seen*

@GuillermoRodriguez-gj6ed

3 жыл бұрын

BRUHHH I SAID THE SAME THING OMFG

@nia_m_h_2334

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DajuSar

3 жыл бұрын

A black pant with a white shirt holy shit thats some fasion shit right there

@pottedcactus8924

3 жыл бұрын

Mans styled himself after stock photo people

@Lee-nm9tf

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a joke 💀

"i use air to breath in the morning, it gives me strenght"

3:55 I’d prefer dying at 40 thank you

Personally, a cold shower for me doesn't awaken beast mode. It triggers a rather loud pterodactyl shriek of dispair once the freezing water hits my skin.

@PiFV

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I lived in colder regions of my country so cold water does sting me at start but it slowly fades away

@lameimsi

3 жыл бұрын

it stings *especially Christmas mornings now omgggg*

@jadew4677

3 жыл бұрын

My heart rate just spikes, so I'm like breathing really too, I AM NOT USED TO THE COLD ON BIT.

@Moonxsta

3 жыл бұрын

honestly me when i have early classes when the pandemic didn't even started yet when the cold water touch me bruh i litterally always shift

@daniboy4153

3 жыл бұрын

I only do cold showers when my body feels extremely hot

"So, what did you do for society today?" "Well, I put on my GIORGIO ARMANI lip balm and it made me AS PRODUCTIVE AS POSSIBLE"

@jame5game5

3 жыл бұрын

They motivate losers

@victoriachisholm2809

3 жыл бұрын

bruhhhh

@Toll7_s1904

3 жыл бұрын

@Jacky Boi223 you really wanna kiss your own mother?

@jeremyl1417

3 жыл бұрын

@@Toll7_s1904 *mic drop 🤣

@leniberghofer6176

3 жыл бұрын

This is amazing 😂

I remember watching this vid when it came out and laughing so much 😭

The last 10 seconds was HILARIOUS