People with “Entrepreneur/Creative Director” in their bio be like

@InfamousJRP

3 жыл бұрын

yea

@AFF_NYC

3 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@wasquash

3 жыл бұрын

Woah

@morisco56

3 жыл бұрын

Emprendimiento viejo

@cheif-mike

3 жыл бұрын

"Trisha's Chocolate" be like

Every CEO in their 20s: I wake up in the morning before waking up so I can outwakeup the competitors who wake up while waking up.

@BVK.

3 жыл бұрын

I am having a stroke reading this

@arzu3587

3 жыл бұрын

I choked my soup

@killamazilla3835

3 жыл бұрын

@@arzu3587 poor soup why would you choke it

@unknow6835

3 жыл бұрын

u re killing me😂🤣🤣

@diobrando4483

3 жыл бұрын

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

My guy really spent the whole day getting ready for the day

@Palet5224

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@CherryTree277

3 жыл бұрын

Lol-

@noahross3642

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Jon-vi8tp

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@strwberrytree

3 жыл бұрын

Well i can relate

I like how he never did anything for his business at all, it makes this that much more realistic

@friendlyplayer92

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@bertanturan356

3 жыл бұрын

He did mails though

@diodaon4898

3 жыл бұрын

He did, he worked out, he worked on his body. I mean thats what these marketing presenters mogula-i mean instagram and youtube people are selling anyways

@luanda5389

3 жыл бұрын

Aye like #999

@savannahmiguel5213

3 жыл бұрын

The reference to the cold shower and working out everyday really does it

This is how i imagine being adult while being a kid

@mozbeats4717

3 жыл бұрын

it aint really like that at all

@emilyosborne8805

3 жыл бұрын

This is how my parents live

@monikap8777

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilyosborne8805 😂😂😂

@Novusa

3 жыл бұрын

666th like

@syahmiamir6566

3 жыл бұрын

@@Novusa *STARTS HEADBANGING FURIOUSLY*

this is waaay too accurate, why do they always work out all day and do nothing for their business besides answering emails while eating. Why is this a thing???? lmaoo

@sim8317

3 жыл бұрын

because they are all influencers and/or fitness models

@user-uu1sg8ht1x

3 жыл бұрын

@@chilltfdown5832 lol I don't think it's that serious, don't feel attacked if it doesn't apply 😂 I watched way too many videos where they work out half the day and their actual work is maybe 20 minutes of writing emails and that's it. Maybe they're fake or a trend or just bullshitting, but it's definitely A Thing and kinda hilarious. That's all lol

@Hannah-vx5tf

3 жыл бұрын

M O dont make fun of it, if it doesn’t apply

@Hannah-vx5tf

3 жыл бұрын

M O Ofc it’s a thing everyone knows but some people just want to do it so what’s wrong with that? Because you don’t do it, it’s not real

@Hannah-vx5tf

3 жыл бұрын

M O I don’t think they just sit all day and do absolutely nothing then picks up a camera and do the opposite (the real ones) also people do have businesses or they go to school, the KZread business involves writing or checking emails and editing

"im a social media marketer promoter manager" "no you have a instagram page" lol so damn true.

@MoodaYT16

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sailor_mew4413

Жыл бұрын

He forgot "Entrepreneur"

don't have milk with your broccoli cereal? weird

@employersv

3 жыл бұрын

ooga

@ramakantgubrele8894

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ShayNBrayden

3 жыл бұрын

Not using milk saves time so I can focus on my business

@beneyweneys

3 жыл бұрын

Milk or broccoli first?

@luthorviks2662

3 жыл бұрын

Saves time

this is possibly the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen

@ijarkkoh6944

3 жыл бұрын

You havent even watched the video yet

@Brekitdec2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@ijarkkoh6944 LOL

@jobama9909

3 жыл бұрын

You havent even watched the video yet

@chirpppp

3 жыл бұрын

@@ijarkkoh6944 im quick to make judgements haha

as a billionaire like Chad here, this is very accurate, only difference is that I eat a full bowl of vegemite for breakfast, think of it like an exorsism for my body.

@silverace7442

3 жыл бұрын

You think your better than Chad bro, stfu

@escapefr0mslender

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@eldo1650

3 жыл бұрын

@@silverace7442 Buahhahahha

@InfamousJRP

3 жыл бұрын

yea

@CerealExperimentsMizuki

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely disgusting, I don't understand how fellow Australians eat that shit.

“Maybe read a book to absorb knowledge” I died when I saw it’s ‘Winnie the Pooh’ 🤣

@named746

3 жыл бұрын

winnie the pooh from china

@thereseoffsay8179

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh same!

@enolaholmes6946

3 жыл бұрын

Winnie the Pooh is deep knowledge why ppl just don’t get it ugh😡😡😡😡😡

@deletedaccount6498

2 жыл бұрын

@@enolaholmes6946 ikr💀

@kanishkathakur692

2 жыл бұрын

@@enolaholmes6946 💀i feel sorry that your feelings are hurt

I'd personally recommend not sleeping, that way you get more done in a day!

@RGC_animation

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what humans would be able to accomplish (or how much more cringe we would put out) if humans didn't need to sleep to function;.

@stonewolf5613

Жыл бұрын

But then it is night so it will not be done in a day but rather a day and night. Yes, I am fun at parties. Why do you ask?

@baconlordtv2022

Жыл бұрын

@StoneWolfv😂😂😂😂

@DaLucster72

Жыл бұрын

More time to shower, workout, and eat.

@sparkle0859

Жыл бұрын

Actually tho

i assume this is his actual morning routine

@trunestor

3 жыл бұрын

No

@lawscriteria

3 жыл бұрын

Of course mate

@happyaccount5756

3 жыл бұрын

It is, he bought microsoft, nintendo, and sony. He owns them and he trys to hide it

@readingslame4869

3 жыл бұрын

And nasa so tbh I think it's real he is just to shy to say it cause he wouldnt wont to flex

@cobep1973

3 жыл бұрын

@@happyaccount5756 He hides it to avoid public panic

0:43 My boy be looking like a NPC that is stuck on a wall

@caboozzle

3 жыл бұрын

got those morrowind running animations

@mushy8183

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh this guy stole my joke and got a heart ;-;

@enshen2190

3 жыл бұрын

@@mushy8183 dude I didn’t even see your comment lol, but that happens to me a lot in other videos, maybe we are common or the same person But we are not the same person We may have similar lives We may have similar wives, but we are different nonetheless

@mushy8183

3 жыл бұрын

@@enshen2190 ok I will take ur word u didn’t it’s prolly just a coincidence

@WashingMachine.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mushy8183 you're acting like stealing youtube ideas aren't a thing.

So basically, they spend the whole day getting ready for the day.

I just want to know why there was no smoothie comprised entirely of vegetables, that you claim is “delicious” and “fills you up until lunch”

@Zarafin

3 жыл бұрын

@@inorudreamer Banana is goof

@No-cs2xf

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zarafin Ah yes, banana, my favourite vegetable.

@MrsLPAmy

Жыл бұрын

And the "And now it's time for my 73 vitamin tablets"

I love how these video's are exactly like this. From the strange background music, to how he talks and just how the 'morning routine' is just the whole day

@spars3136

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao exactly

@norpriest521

3 жыл бұрын

He tried to copy the scene from movie called American Psycho. Search this word "American psycho morning routine"

@Mystic_Void

9 ай бұрын

I think its Chef Rush who did the same thing for his video on his day where it ends with him supposedly getting 3hrs of sleep

the fact that he had to shower with his clothes on is hilarious cause it just feels uncomfortable with wet clothes. huge respect for you, lewis

@PolarSaurusRex

3 жыл бұрын

It was very unpleasant

@hi-zp4qt

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolarSaurusRex pls answer this question

@hi-zp4qt

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolarSaurusRex hello

@danielm.5442

3 жыл бұрын

@@hi-zp4qt ???

@nikjoh06

3 жыл бұрын

@@hi-zp4qt shut up

When you said “I like to wake up nice and early at 5am to get ahead of the competition” literally word for word spot on from every single one of these types of videos I’ve ever seen 😂

@goldcherries

3 жыл бұрын

But it's like, what competition? You work at home. What are you competing at?

@jarodt5000

3 жыл бұрын

@@goldcherries THE OTHER YOUNG EnTrePREneUrS!!!

@goldcherries

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarodt5000 yeah, they're all competing to be the first one up for breakfast.

@thus.spoke.zarathustra

3 жыл бұрын

@@jarodt5000 I never understood this logic. Whether you wake up at 5 am or 7 am or even 11am, essentially you still have the same amount of time in a day as each other. There are still 24 hours for all of you. What difference would it make? I think to really need to get ahead of the competitors, you need more time dedicated to your work. Not “I wake up earlier”. For example, Vince Mcmahon, a billionaire who only sleeps 3 to 4 hours a day. That way, he truly is ahead of his competitors.

@eliaschainriffo5056

3 жыл бұрын

@@thus.spoke.zarathustra Yeah seems weird but the reason is cause humans have a limited amount of energy trough the day and not every person is capable of using his time only in working , thats why having more time helps not only to work more but also helps to have more time on distractions and relax , the type of activities that help you to have more energy and with that energy you can work more , some would say - yeah but shouldn't work be a fun activity if you are dedicated to it? yeah but even if its fun, work will always be more stressfull than relax and chill

Ah, this was perfect: the basic, boring instrumental music in the background, the fake deep voice, the breakfast that is automatically healthy just because it has vegetables, the continuous clips of work out routines throughout the whole video, the "necessary" cold shower, the good-looking appeareance right after waking up, the "busy" morning managing a business by apparently looking at a laptop screen for hours... The only thing truly missing was those shirtless scenes that highlight how well defined are those muscles, ready to grind the day.

@stackpapereveryday5682

Жыл бұрын

Lol i saw this female KZreadr who has hella subscribers that wokes up at “3am every day”. And works out and does the same shit in this video. Talk about trying to impress ppl by waking up at 3 and literally does nothing.

"Research on certain topics and maybe read a book, that way all of the knowledge can be absorbed by my subconscious while I sleep" Proceeds to read 'Winnie the Pooh'.

@chlebi_

3 жыл бұрын

we saw the video

3 жыл бұрын

Congratulations, you understood the joke!

@brosisjk3993

3 жыл бұрын

@@chlebi_ i didnt catch that

@user-ws5xt9hn2g

3 жыл бұрын

I like to research certain topics when I go to bed too 😏

@sophiagonzales8974

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol especially fiction you won't gain anything from reading that shit.

Why is this so accurate 😭 especially cold shower part. Like why tho..

@OmarShtaiwi_

3 жыл бұрын

Can you like watch it first?

@curvedbridge

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmarShtaiwi_ ikr

@kgkomrin

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmarShtaiwi_ haha you know if you are early you have to make good use of it. Can't believe it actually worked and big daddy polar actually hearted it.

@kgkomrin

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmarShtaiwi_ also I've finished it and damn it's a good video

@carloscarrasco9009

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao fr

me who couldn't sleep so started their day at 4am: guess I'm a CEO now..

@Siri-gk2wy

3 жыл бұрын

Rn same bestie😌

@pavi-hd3xo

2 жыл бұрын

Me who wakes up at 5 am to study for my exam: Guess I will beat the competition? Lol really tho

@SistaKhandie

2 жыл бұрын

Same tho.

@edgardoreyes8948

Жыл бұрын

No, you still have to work out and drop cringe-inducing lines while you do it.

@INTJ_5w4

Жыл бұрын

Remember to save time for your ten businesses.

"Now it's time to relax, relaxing is important." He said that in the most stress inducing way possible.

Don't lie lewis This is your actual morning routine, because you are always on the Grind

@user-hl7xl2ml3h

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/fp1ozJprgcWops4.html

@zippyparakeet1074

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-hl7xl2ml3h stfu

@dulapeepsinmybedroom5611

3 жыл бұрын

-er

They do be like this tho😳

@ra-ok8yn

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's a nutshell video?

@voolin4L

3 жыл бұрын

that’s why he made the video 😳

@maily-of1mb

3 жыл бұрын

Cringee

@ObamaTheAnime

3 жыл бұрын

No shit sherlock that's the point of the video

@streety9058

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe pfp

”And they’re always clean because I shower with my clothes on” 😂 hilarious

As a Chad myself, I can confirm this is accurate. Besides the broccoli for breakfast. We Chads only feed off results.

I think Chad wears the same exact shirt and pants everyday because he can only afford 1 set of clothes 😂

@shto4782

3 жыл бұрын

Nah bro he saves for the drip

@CoTyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Who's Chad thoe

@jakerz3970

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he’s a ceo remember

@SevenHunnid

3 жыл бұрын

If you’re bored come watch a video on my channel because i smoke weed on my KZread channel for a living 😂

@shto4782

3 жыл бұрын

@@SevenHunnid thats pretty cool

this makes me want to be better

@jeflores21

3 жыл бұрын

this is so perfect because this is always the pinned comment on morning routine videos 💀 lewis should pin it lol

@escapefr0mslender

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@damncat2793

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@x_fave7103

3 жыл бұрын

Same

The way he woke up when the time went from 4:59 to 5:00 is how I feel everyone woke up for their first day of school in elementary school😂😂😂

*Morning* routine: "and then I go to sleep to get my full 8hrs"

3:20 LMAO he had a Big Mac the whole time 🤣

@fright747

3 жыл бұрын

Of course. Who the heck would eat the fish from McDonald's lol

@Enderboss25

3 жыл бұрын

@@fright747 chad when he has to run his 10 businesses would😎😎😎

@n4j_a

3 жыл бұрын

@@fright747 me, a Muslim who can't eat anything from McDonald's apart from the fish : ._.

@elang7961

3 жыл бұрын

@@n4j_a I'm a Muslim and I don't get it what you talking about? Almost all food in McDonald's is halal you know?

@12bucklemyshoe34opennanoor

3 жыл бұрын

@@fright747You always trick me with that profile picture ):

So accurate. I love how no work was actually done

Similar to my routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

@dharmagyasingh4869

Жыл бұрын

That's great! Now let's see Paul Allen's morning routine.🔪🔪🔪

@heinrichfassbauer462

Жыл бұрын

And then you return some videotapes

You forgot the bit about meditating for two hours a day to keep yourself present in the moment and appreciate the things that really matter.

@hungry_girl211

11 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

I’ve never laughed harder in my life because how true this is

Gotta love how they always dress up in design clothing, only to eat, workout and answer emails.

The 4:59am to 5:00am was hilarious. Mad respect, brotha 😂👊

lmao they always wake up very early in the morning to "get ahead of the competition" and "make choices while the competiton is sleeping" but instead of making said choices they do cardio or sports smh

I really love your content Lewis, these skits are really a highlight. So accurate well done.

@PolarSaurusRex

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! 😀

Okay... I’ve rewatched the video twice and now I can safely that this is the most accurate morning routine video

This was honestly really funny, thank you for bringing joy into my life on this beautiful day

dude you prolly not gone see this but i wanted you to know that youve helped me through a lot of shit like actually i started watching you in 2019 and every video made me forget bout problems and all that stress and i just laugh. love you dude

Since birth I dont wear any clothes, so I saved time there from the beginning of my life. Also because I never needed to waste time on shopping for clothes.

@introverteddawg9805

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I was BORN wearing a suit.

@MillionenMax

3 жыл бұрын

@@introverteddawg9805 So I assume you never grew?! Also good time management!

I love how the only thing he does for his business is answering mails - and then there isn't a single mail in his mailbox

That was so inspirational. Thank you for sharing this with the world.

This is one of the greatest videos I have seen in a while. Well done!

finally someone is starting to make fun of these insane routine videos that makes you think you're a loser for having a regular job

@ShadowsMasquerade

7 ай бұрын

Fr. Honestly this type of shit gives me anxiety.

Wow never thought you would be daily uploads great job polar also nice hair cut!

This is the best inspirational video because it reminds me that I shouldn't take work seriously. I am going to add this to my list of post-lunch motivational videos that I watch so that I am always feeling inspired.

Dude this is actually amazing. I rarely comment but I just had to let you know that this was a really funny parody of these types of videos. Especially the part where they never actually mention what work they do

@PolarSaurusRex

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Yeah at the end of the video you’re wondering what they even do aside from eat and workout

1:33 when the climbing animation doesn't want to end

0:10 that little touch of realism is great

Holy shit he killed it with the way after he’s done talking and plays the time lapse of him working out, the lofi instrumental beats that have been playing softly in the background fade into the foreground, and then back when he’s done and needs to explain more

This man has subverted the genre of parody. While parodies traditionally tend to exaggerate what they're parodying, the absolute genius of this man, has found a way to parody something by just copying it 1:1. A modern day artist.

Video so inspirational I watched it for the entire day so I can learn the most and be the most productive

0:23 Daily Dose of BO1 Nostalgia With Lewis

@felixs101

3 жыл бұрын

Whats the name of that sound ?

@syxmichiruni3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixs101 sound? SOUND??!?!?!?!

@jasonolmedo1490

3 жыл бұрын

This is a meme from call of duty black ops 1. Just put Jason Hudson puts on glasses on the search bar.

@chiggen_wings5703

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixs101 Oh, God, an uncultured gamer... Anyway it's Pentagon.

@eggboi1477

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonolmedo1490 could this be a British Hudson knock off?

This is actually scary accurate. If you don’t include the showering with your clothes on thing (because that’s a little over the top), this video is basically identical to a ton of morning routine videos

this is what peak performance looks like

@norpriest521

3 жыл бұрын

He tried to copy the scene from movie called American Psycho. Search this word "American psycho morning routine"

Dang my boy lewis lookin fresh I see u dawg 💯💯🔥🔥

Pull-ups were clean, no wonder this guy is in charge.

one of the best video recommendations ever lmao keep it up!!!

you're so underrated, I've been watching you for quite the time.

I absolutely adore the skits that you've been doing recently. Keep it up man!

This is spot on, just missed casually flexing with a sports car

I know this state of being too well. When you try to advance in life, but there are no clear answers for your specific career path, you start to bring in 'small victories' that seem to be nobrainer-always-correct choices, like working out more, waking up earlier, reading more. But every yes to a good habit can be a no to something more important. Like once I started reading 2 books every week about building wealth and becoming successful because it felt like a good idea but didn't do shit to get my job straight

the video had me cracking up the whole time... very well done ... You earned yourself a new subscriber =)

Getting out of bed part was just too good. The lines, the music drop.

Ok, but I love how the actual businessmen look at these kinds of videos. My grandad did wake up pretty early in the morning (still does) and did drink tea, but that's pretty much it. There was too much stuff to do to have time for this shit. For context, he was a director of the biggest pharmaceutical company in the country. If he spoke English, he'd find these kinds of con-men comical. Good job to you for calling them out on being so ridiculous, made my day, man

This is the best four minutes I’ve wasted in a long time. You nailed it well done.

I have a treadmill in my room so i can walk to work will still being at home

I knew exactly what to expect when he said he wakes up at 5 am every morning. He just popped right up.

Lewis won't see this but these videos are actually amazing. you are super underrated. keep it up, mate. lol.

@PolarSaurusRex

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you very much

@lenihaylett4674

3 жыл бұрын

@@PolarSaurusRex thx so much. im 13 yrs old. i love ur videos. my fav is the elisocray calling peppa pig one. great work

Your form is immaculate lewis mate

Hahah one of your best videos of all time

so accurate to the point i think this really is a mourning routine vid

Lmaooooo so accurate they just show themselves working out and nothing more

Dude the way you got out of bed, I got shivers. I feel so inspired

You do some clean pull ups :-D It's really amazing.

With so much morning prep, he's got a pretty decent pullup

you forgot the part where they spend half the day planning what there going to do for the day

The best and The real "Morning Routine" videos i ever seen

I like the stay at home mom morning routine videos. They're like "I have 5 kids and I wake up at 5am, do yoga, makeup video editing, MLM marketing and make a home-cooked meal all before my husband leaves the house for work" and I'm like yeah, sure you do.

@neonfroot

4 ай бұрын

those are cushy white suburban moms whom had extra cash lying around before hand.

I can relate to this because I too do many activities throughout the day, but somehow none of them ever seem to be actual work and then it's time for bed again...

Thank you for making me feel better

The background muaic is so on point lmao, sounds like every tutorial on anything out there these days

LMAOO I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. I KNEW HE WAS GONNA SIT UP SO QUICK

@wheathusk2499

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldve played the Final countdown in the background

0:36 I swear to god, his walking looks almost EXACTLY like CJ's jogging in GTA San Andreas.

0:22 you got me laughing out loud LMAO. earned yourself a new subscriber hahaha

The tone and delivery is legit

IM DYING, THIS IS TOOO GOOOD

Big props he actually had to eat broccoli just for the skit. RESPECT 👊

@Tom_MT

3 жыл бұрын

Broccoli is lush

@BatCostumeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Broccoli is actually good and I like eating it.

@aarnigronberg734

3 жыл бұрын

@@BatCostumeGuy same

@hubbug6847

3 жыл бұрын

I like broccoli.

@joshjosh2842

3 жыл бұрын

@Kringle Meem yeah man 😄

I appreciate how no work was done. 10/10 honesty

epic lifestyle man🤣🤣 this is gold!

Morning routine be like -wake up -check polarsaurusrex youtube channel for new video -no new video -cry -go to sleep -repeat

I was born with the absolute blessing of liking brocolli, especially when its condimented with salt, pepper and lemon juice

So accurate. I need to seriously rethink my morning routine now.

You Chad, are truly inspirational

Love that bit at the end. “What did you do that actually contributed to your business apart from respond to emails” and the “improves my mental health which lets me perform better” It’s unreal the amount of bollocks that comes out of these productivity youtubers