The TikToker repeatedly saying "yummy" sounded like she was trying to convince herself more than anyone else

@echopeak5953

8 ай бұрын

I'm rocking back and forth in a fetal position whispering yummy over and over after seeing that tbh

@ember9361

8 ай бұрын

it's a fetish

@elenmelon18

8 ай бұрын

I grew-up with a grandfather who was a professional chef. All of his children know how to cook and this ain't it. This looks nothing like my Mother's cooking.

@baumapfel9759

2 ай бұрын

Everytime she said „yummy“, I was like STOP FRIKKING LYING because cooked Pringles ? Eww! And all that other shit looked so disgusting too!

@rileywaldemar

Ай бұрын

Ain’t no fucking way she thought that was “yummy.” I physically cringed every time I heard it with how she said it too like ma’am get your damn senses checked 💀🤚

“If there is a god he has abandoned us for celestial milk and cigarettes” is possibly the best quote I’ve ever heard

@Yourmummy666

29 күн бұрын

OMG u r everywhere 😂

@Bi_BookLover

23 күн бұрын

AHH POE POE POE POE

@FlowersGrace2010

7 күн бұрын

AYYYY like my dad! -wahhhhh-

@NotAnExtraterrestrial

18 сағат бұрын

I love your PFP!! Poe is such a mood. “DoN’T wORrY EvERYbodY It’S JuST mY pHOnE.”

The funniest thing about “making potatoes from Pringles” is that Pringles don’t have enough potato material in them to legally be called potato chips

@mattcottrell3286

3 ай бұрын

YEAH

@Green24152

3 ай бұрын

"don't have enough potato material" amazing

@noemiewallerand4222

3 ай бұрын

And the funniest thing about the "cheese" she is using is that this can 't legally be called cheese because it's process industrially... at list according to the french legislation

@dylansickinger545

3 ай бұрын

@@noemiewallerand4222 oh yeah I forgot about that!

@tookitogo

3 ай бұрын

It’s not that simple. There have been conflicting court/government rulings in different countries. And the real issue IMHO is that the percentage of potato in pringles is the _dry weight_ of the potato powder used, while in real potato chips, the weight of the potato is of _fresh_ potatoes, which are 77% water. So the actual amount of de-watered potato in the finished product is very similar.

'we have cat hair.. IN THE PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' is probably my favorite lines in this video.

@allisond.46

Ай бұрын

As a cat owner, this is my life.

@deathclawplum

Ай бұрын

"no spaghetti for you, sir"

@emmatfink

29 күн бұрын

Relatable content

@shayziekaizie

2 күн бұрын

For me it’s dog hair. I brush my dogs, but good god they do shed quite a bit.

we the viewers appreciate the noble sacrifice you have made to your mental stability for our entertainment , ribbit ribbit my dude

@aristorant

8 ай бұрын

Insert frog language

@viko7281

8 ай бұрын

salute

@BREAD_1122

8 ай бұрын

Ribbit ribbit 😔❤😊

@Hello-_-4

8 ай бұрын

🐸🐸🐸

@highjinx4763

8 ай бұрын

ribbit ribbit

I love that the first recipe is going to the store to pick up one box of pasta just to turn it into a shittier version of the box next to it.

@msthecommentator2863

8 ай бұрын

Seriously,they should just buy fettuccine noodles next time 😭

@yeveni

8 ай бұрын

or just use flour to make real homemade ones...

@simplethings1363

8 ай бұрын

I think these hacks end up costing more, are far more unhealthy and, in some instances are more work, than if they had been made from scratch.

@doodleplayer4014

8 ай бұрын

@@yeveniexactly! If you want fresh pasta, just make some with flour and eggs instead of ruining perfectly good spaghetti

@chrissie2997

8 ай бұрын

Y’know, you could just cook that box of pasta and cut out a whole load of steps

You need the sidekick to say "oh wow" every 2 minutes

These recipes feel like the kind of things people in a post-apocalyptic world would cook to pretend it's the old days

Fresh pasta is just eggs and flour so grinding old pasta back into flour to then add eggs and make pasta is like taking apart 25 sandwiches just so you can get a fresh loaf of bread

@Skaftholu

8 ай бұрын

Normal pasta doesn't even have eggs in it. It's just semolina flour and water.

@cronchybo

8 ай бұрын

​@@Skaftholu not always

@TheAkkadianEmpire

8 ай бұрын

​@@Skaftholufresh authentic pasta has eggs, and the packaged stuff doesnt

@shychiori

8 ай бұрын

​@@cronchyboyeah, you can buy egg pasta but it has to specify on the packaging that its egg pasta. for example, lasagna sheets tend to be egg pasta, otherwise it doesn't really work properly. other than that, most pastas are made with durum wheat.

@StarrNOM

8 ай бұрын

I’ve made fresh pasta before, and this method seems comparable or even a little more convoluted than what I had to do. I don’t really see where you’d pick this recipe over a traditional recipe - if I were truly desperate for pasta I’d just use the original spaghetti noodles over the effort of this.

“God saves his hardest battles for his funniest clowns.” I legit am obsessed with that sentence

@aFlightlessBird21

4 ай бұрын

I’m Catholic and I’m now going to use it on a daily basis sorry to everyone who knows me

@aFlightlessBird21

3 ай бұрын

@@starzii_0fficialnice! Glad to have you

@fantasticatmeow

2 ай бұрын

same

@SillyKola9145

Ай бұрын

Frfr 💀

@atomicpbj5649

Ай бұрын

Put that on a t shirt

Funky frog mourning the loss of the spaghetti as it twirls in the blender is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen😂

“Mmm that sure is edible 😃“ PUHLEASE I DIED

I discovered recently that these types of tiktoks are actually fetish videos catering to people who like seeing things being purposfully done wrong and i'll now never be the same.

@edu7979

6 ай бұрын

how does somebody get turned on by tjese fucking atrocities

@bobstubesocks

6 ай бұрын

They are engagement factories, that’s all.

@MontCerene

6 ай бұрын

Holy shit there really is a fetish for EVERYTHING

@Fallenangel69_69

5 ай бұрын

Is it wrong I'm just excited there's finally a reason for all of these stupid videos

@corsaircarl9582

5 ай бұрын

Wait, so my joke about people not putting the carts in the cart corral as a 'fetish' could actually be fucking true!?

THE WAY THE SPAGHETTI WAS INSTANTLY ANNIHILATED SENT ME 😭 And when it was the rough ball it looked like one of those scrub daddy things

@focy1546

8 ай бұрын

my mom has one ☠

@Ghost-Tea

8 ай бұрын

@@focy1546I own one too and I’m ashamed to say it actually works really well

@smolpuppers9354

8 ай бұрын

Scrubgetti

@SOPHIEGAMING-ck7bq

8 ай бұрын

S C R U B G E T T I

@afterschoolproductions5132

8 ай бұрын

​@smolpuppers9354 this was unprovoked

I've been having a shit time of it recently, and this was the video that broke through my depressive fugue and made me laugh so hard that I cried and woke my cat up and now she's pretty mad about it. Bless.

@emisthem6562

6 күн бұрын

Glad you feel a bit better, friend - can I recommend a series called Mock the Week? British series that always makes the world a little less dreary

I lost it at your face when you turned on the blender. The look of shock, horror and fear just did me in.

the fact that them pouring out the mixture right next to a live cockroach is NOT the most disgusting part of that tiktok really says a lot about society

@fairly.odd.7044

8 ай бұрын

I think it was fake. Pretty sure these are fetish videos lol

@genericname2747

8 ай бұрын

@@fairly.odd.7044 Thank god.

@K1LLJ0YFR34K

8 ай бұрын

@@fairly.odd.7044 WHO HAS A FETISH FOR NASTY ASS EXCUSES FOR SUSTENANCE??

@cora-tz9gq

8 ай бұрын

fym thank god?! that’s even worse 😭☠️☠️

@-rat-2120

8 ай бұрын

FR😭😭

That "oh my god, that looks so good" was 100% convincing. That's totally what I thought when she slopped a can of beef veggie soup on a bed of liquidated Pringles in a pie crust.

@Him_He_Me

8 ай бұрын

@legendoflex6881

8 ай бұрын

@@Him_He_Me…I hate to ask what those emojis are….Because they look like weeping vagin@s😂

@chickenugget7603

8 ай бұрын

​@@Him_He_MeWHAT ARE THE EMOJIS 🤧😭😭

@FullMetalPanicNL

8 ай бұрын

That "so good" acting deserves to be in a Steven Seagal movie.

@nobodysXghost

8 ай бұрын

the acting for food porn just as good as porn acting

As a Brit who grew up with shepherds pie as my favourite meal, I'm pretty sure a chunk of my soul disintegrated when cali said that the monstrosity on that counter was supposed to be shepherds pie. For those who aren't aware, Shepherds pie is not really a pie and does not have any crust and pretty much always has lamb used as the meat (hence the name Shepherds pie). All it should have is ground meat (usually lamb) mixed with some veg and mash potato on top. THAT IS IT.

"be carefully children, that's alot of sodium!" makes me Crack up laughing bc I'm a child and I always eat raman

I love how so many “life hacks” nowadays are just roundabout ways to achieve something with 20 extra steps compared to just doing it normally

@noranizaazmi6523

8 ай бұрын

@@tauntingeveryone7208so they’re hacks then (ba dum tss but only if you know what i mean)

@kellysueballard7654

8 ай бұрын

The third one was an attempt at deconstructed Mac n Cheese with hot dogs.

@edenanimates1465

8 ай бұрын

That’s why I watch davehax

@TheMoonlight1711

8 ай бұрын

as cold as the sun@@ville__

@ghoust592

8 ай бұрын

@@ville__ You're so cool that you should stop moving but sadly you didn't

As a Swiss person I am deeply and utterly horrified at what those people call "cheese". Struggling to remain impartial rn.

@MorgFreak

8 ай бұрын

I don't think I saw any actual cheese in any of those videos at all

@msthecommentator2863

8 ай бұрын

The goopy cheese block is what we normal people call "struggle cheese" so why they use it in so many of these videos is beyond me 🤢

@strawberrywheels

8 ай бұрын

@@msthecommentator2863as someone whose family has had struggle cheese, im horrified to see suburban country club ass tiktokers genuinely seek it out😭

@shamsumaru7751

8 ай бұрын

As a French person…I’m in so much physical pain rn

@creepergirl0101

8 ай бұрын

the fake cheese is the cheapest on the shelf. real cheese is super pricey over here please save us

as someone who more than likely has undiagnosed heart issues, half of these recipes would 100% send me straight to the ICU

6:46 that looks like the shit me and my sister used to make out of Play-Doh when we were kids... Not like something you would want to injest

as an italian, I felt my heart completely shattering as the spaghetti got broken and desecrated like that

@GrainneMhaol

8 ай бұрын

As an Irish, I felt nostalgia for the Famine looking at that slop.

@elisabalma7048

8 ай бұрын

Had they used flour it would’ve come out better and it’s much easier 😫

@micpauyt

8 ай бұрын

@@elisabalma7048 no literally. fresh pasta 🔛🔝

@olivebrosnan4437

8 ай бұрын

@@GrainneMhaolme too 💀💀

@floof6105

8 ай бұрын

Let's pray for the dead pasta, fellow italian

I can only imagine the shock and horror the Italian viewers must've felt when they saw that pasta getting shredded 😮

@faoxie2209

8 ай бұрын

My great grandpa was Italian and I'm pretty sure his ghost was screaming in horror while I was watching this.

@timetocallcole9595

8 ай бұрын

Everything in this video made me rethink my life decisions up to now, plus I’m not hungry anymore. Also, I lost 10 years of my lifespan.

@zSpirall

8 ай бұрын

Not only that but called it "fresh" pasta like it was homemade from scratch.

@sarahneubert3377

8 ай бұрын

@@zSpirallright?! If you’re going to do all that why not just get flour and make actually fresh pasta

@rhinopoley

8 ай бұрын

As an Italian my life flashed before my eyes

I'm not Italian but seeing pasta broken and blended physically hurt me

@FlowersGrace2010

7 күн бұрын

I am Italian and the woman who made this recipe will wake up with a horses head under her pillow

12:58 THAT FACE THAT I PAUSED ON💀✋ OMFG I CANT, IM DYING OF LAUGHTER😭

As someone who went to culinary school I can safely say this is the deadliest of food sins… May Gordon Ramsey have mercy on your soul

@eileenconway2966

8 ай бұрын

We all know that’s not true. Gordon Ramsey has no mercy.

@G.M.C2005

8 ай бұрын

Gorden Ramsey will send you to hell for your sins

@antoniasiddall

8 ай бұрын

​@@eileenconway2966Oh he does. Just not for those that think they know everything when they can't tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

@bluebeka2458

8 ай бұрын

Nope, no mercy. Let Ramsey rain terror upon the sinners. Make the suffer.

@G.M.C2005

8 ай бұрын

@@bluebeka2458 wait a minute is making the meal a sin to because funky has ruined her chances of food heaven if it is

Our lord and savior funkyfrogbait has returned to save us from the internet brainrot 🥰

@alicebthegachaweirdo8378

8 ай бұрын

@Let me think about it……. How about no?

@comsichobo3165

8 ай бұрын

amen

@Kris42069

8 ай бұрын

​@@-.Clementine.-lmfao

@Ghost-Tea

8 ай бұрын

@ silence

@gabbbbbbby12

8 ай бұрын

Real

My poor Italian heart is screaming, crying and bleeding red hot chili ragù 🍝

9:01 In all fairness, Italian pasta manufacturers sell lasagne noodles that do not need precooking, designed to be used essentially exactly this way.

Love how quickly the acting went from bad to most obviously kink in these recipes

@Lauraxluv

6 ай бұрын

Bc they‘re f*tish vids 💀💀

@ffrai3094

6 ай бұрын

it must be a kink thing, right?

@felinefatale9336

6 ай бұрын

​@@ffrai309490% of the time you see something that makes no sense on the internet, it's kink

@Xullxh

6 ай бұрын

It IS a fetish thing actually, it's disgusting

@crystalanimates5858

6 ай бұрын

What’s the kink? Amd why the hell do people find these shitty “diy” recipes kinky??

As much as I appreciate you testing out these abominations for us all. Can we all agree that the makers of the recipes need to be stopped for the sake of digestion

@ayajade6683

8 ай бұрын

Most these channels are fetish channels who realized it's tame enough to post on other platforms for rage sharing engagement. They're often also run by a Facebook magician

@beansouptime6263

8 ай бұрын

Yep. I agree

@Scarlett.Granger

8 ай бұрын

CIAs gonna be getting a Cooking Intelligence Agency subdivision to stop these war crimes xD

@kai_koi

8 ай бұрын

YES-

@frickfrack7075

8 ай бұрын

Pretty sure it's either a kink, or rage bait.

coming from an italian/polish family and a lover of italian food this is an afront to god

The “chefs” talking back and forth is giving Rick and Morty

the pure RAGE in “there is a cat hair in the pasta” is absolutely sending me into the stratosphere thank you for your service

@petrabotha8314

7 ай бұрын

This is me EVERY SINGLE TIME I enter the kitchen.

@JustTochi

6 ай бұрын

4:55 if you're looking for it

@Shinjiwearingaweezertshirt.

6 ай бұрын

@@JustTochithank you :]

@jakebrantley8889

6 ай бұрын

I cackled multiple times and that was one of them

@kpalzrhein2378

6 ай бұрын

I’m happy I wasn’t alone in being entertained by that 😂

I literally screamed in horror when she blended the dry pasta, showed my Italian mother the clip, to which she just softly in shock went “vergongnosa…” hearin her say she was making pasta from scratch actually left me shaking. I didn’t think I could actually feel like, offended, but that day has arrived. Thank you for your service Chef Cali 😂❤ Edit: to anyone mentioning they/them, I was referring to the original woman who made the video, not cali- but I appreciate that so many people are willing to gently correct someone if it was a mistake! /gen -- a genderless goblin who writes things out very literally without proofreading sometimes

@frickfrack7075

8 ай бұрын

Yes, for shame!

@crowqueenamps

8 ай бұрын

As an non-Italian, I still had to pause and process what was happening. Like...why bother either A) buying pre-made pasta to blend or B) just not make it from scratch?

@TheN0rthStar

8 ай бұрын

the blended pasta genuinely hurt my Italian heart. like, its not THAT HARD to make pasta from scratch!

@blacksunshine7122

8 ай бұрын

Her sweater sleeves bother me. It's as bad as people who wear their hear down in the kitchen.

@kaisuki9107

8 ай бұрын

I've accidentally bought a type of pasta that's way too big for my mouth, I just HATE the texture. This might actually be something I'd try to not waste this bag of pasta 😂

The Hannibal intro music at 6:38 jumpstarted my mind so fast

3:26 I feel your discomfort through my screen. When the og video blended, i screamed in Italian horror

as an italian whose extended family has (alleged) mob connections, that pasta crime is very serious. 💀

@Nutter_Butter_

7 ай бұрын

(“alleged”)

@francescadepadova9023

7 ай бұрын

Bruh, there's nothing to brag about having mob connections...even if only alleged

@NicoleDelvilleBurke

7 ай бұрын

@@francescadepadova9023 where the heck did I brag? 🥴

@francescadepadova9023

7 ай бұрын

@@NicoleDelvilleBurke As an italian whose extended family has probabile connections with people that melt kids in acid 🤓☝️

@francescadepadova9023

7 ай бұрын

*probably

As a child, me and my siblings decided to take a chunk of cheese that was sitting in our fridge and microwave it, then add spices to it. It was ok at first, but then it got horrible, so we decided to add more spices. These recipes reminded me of the taste of that cheese.

@sn1tchs

8 ай бұрын

One time when I was seven I grabbed two pieces of wheat bread and put hot sauce, Adobo, Paramesean cheese, pepper jack cheese, pepper, jalapenos, pepperoni, marinara sauce and pickles on it... 😟

@thecunttreeside5322

8 ай бұрын

@@sn1tchs i would absolutely devour this. youve inspired me

@a.s.h-

8 ай бұрын

@@sn1tchsmy lactose intolerant and sensitive stomach rn:

@Fumbuzzl07

8 ай бұрын

​@@ville__Who the fuck cares??

@MythicaIl

8 ай бұрын

Because my mom couldn't afford juice (we were really poor at one point) she used to put sugar in water and give it to us when we asked for juice it tasted good and me and my sister's called it sugarwater

When she broke the pasta I felt it in my spine. Also my angry Italian-ness showed itself and I started aggressively screaming Mario lines at my phone until the old lady asked if I escaped from a mental institution.

her saying "there's a cat hair. IN THE PASTA!!!!" somehow made my day a whole lot better

you know what’s easier than being on the hit list of every Italian GETTING AND EGG AND FLOUR AND MAKING PASTA LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

@Scarlett.Granger

8 ай бұрын

The insanity to grind the thing itself into flour and add an egg just to make THE THING YOU ALREADY HAD BEFORE YOU DESTROYED IT!! Yes fresh pasta is nice, but you could just take flour instead!?

@waffleaffle231

8 ай бұрын

It's even more work than just MAKING IT NORMALLY Also the pasta is way too thick I bet it's chewy as hell

@clockworkmonsters8590

8 ай бұрын

Except now they've wasted perfectly good pasta and made an overly thick and gritty monstrosity in its place! Just the thought of the texture alone made my stomach do some flips X(

@singingmenno553

8 ай бұрын

Or just. Cook the original pasta.

@FandomQueen666

3 ай бұрын

I am not even Italian I am Nordic but I have made pasta at the age of 11. It is not be that hard

We can all see why you went from a small creator to a big one. You’re the epitome of the friend we all wish we had. The one who has no filter and is a blast to hang out with. Thank you for giving us the next best thing. And sincere congratulations on your well deserved success.

@v_bunny

8 ай бұрын

so well said, very true

@jsno2020

8 ай бұрын

real

@frickfrack7075

8 ай бұрын

Frog has grown exponentially in a matter of a year! I'm feeling like a proud mother right now!

@renamarkus663

8 ай бұрын

1st of all thank you for the Moray joke, totally stole but unlike some more hackier content creators I did make a citation 😂 also, I'm sooo very confused, how is it easier to grind up existing spaghetti noodles rather than just... use flour... ?!? I'm not a baker but this way seems harder 🤷‍♂️

@PotatoKing86

8 ай бұрын

​@@frickfrack7075facts

Can we get an edit of this video with added "squidward walking" sound effects while you mosey around the kitchen? 10:41

Thats the best video of funkyfrog ive seen yet, and efforts for the cooking is hilarious! Not to mention that desperate screams "how long?? "

Calling it “food” is like calling politicians decent human beings

@_vivatron

3 ай бұрын

Like calling politicians human beings*

@uhicanexplain3858

3 ай бұрын

@@_vivatronvalid

@araluenplaceofwaterlilies

2 ай бұрын

@@_vivatron I CANNOT BREATHE

@Lylizabeth

Ай бұрын

I’d rather play dead at a necrophilia convention rather than eat any of the food in this video

@startaru

Ай бұрын

@@araluenplaceofwaterliliesthis is so off topic but your name is absolutely beautiful

I love that she accidentally learned how to cook from at least one fetish channel without noticing

@temporaryfind9048

8 ай бұрын

I was wondering

@Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan

8 ай бұрын

Their pronouns are they/them

@captaincampfires110

8 ай бұрын

judging by the similar formats these all have, I wouldn't put it past the idea that all of these are secretly fetish channels 😭

@FloofTroopBoi

8 ай бұрын

@@ville__998k people beg to differ

@liambanner3557

8 ай бұрын

Recipe 3: genuinely comes from thinly veiled fetish tiktok acc, i saw this lady in a chad chad video on tiktok fetish content lmao

17:37 kills me throw it back chef?!🤣🤣😭 “yes chef”😭🤣

7:18 because it's spaghetti with more steps

As a British person, this makes half of our food look like a five star meal

@biggestastiest

8 ай бұрын

it still doesnt, im not sorry to say.

@daphys_computershow2054

8 ай бұрын

​@@biggestastiestoop found the tiktok cook

@strangerinastrangeland3613

8 ай бұрын

I would still rather eat literally any of these than take a bite of bread "pudding" (Which are just bread cups, btw. Idk why they call it pudding when it's not.)

@daphys_computershow2054

8 ай бұрын

@strangerinastrangeland3613 they wash their chicken with CHLORINE but a bit of bread and fruit is where you draw the line

@applespotty2232

8 ай бұрын

@@daphys_computershow2054they do what? 😁

"My esophagus is rated E for Everything" is one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.

@Generic_Human10

3 ай бұрын

yes

Between the cat hair panic and the shriek references this is the most I’ve enjoyed any cooking video in my life. Thank you for this.

The pure amount of joy your channel brings me is better than any antidepressant. I love your humour and Will now proceed to base my personality off you, thats right, youve recieved the "Relatable Person" treatment

Personally, the food not wasted by testing the recipes with one person viewed by thousands; is better than a hundred making their own slices of devils spawn! You're an amazing creator!

@pomaranczowaszarlotka

8 ай бұрын

Slice of devil's spawn😂

@sanityisboring.

8 ай бұрын

Congrats on the 666 likes!

@chocolateisrllygood

8 ай бұрын

is it cuz its 4am and im half asleep, or does this comment make no sense?

@user-bn9ki4nb2f

8 ай бұрын

​@@chocolateisrllygoodI think it's a mix of both

@Muchi134

8 ай бұрын

​@@chocolateisrllygoodI think what they meant is that the serving size (portions) are smaller since funkyfrogbait is one person vs. the ppl in that vid. It's look like that could feed a family of 4 or more.

What really gets me is how many of these recipes claim to be "quick, easy and delicious", while they end up being way more time consuming than just boiling some water and making pasta

@kitty79er

3 ай бұрын

and then taking whatever can be considered sauce from the fridge and heating it up and adding it to the plan noodles

I randomly came across this in my suggested videos and I am now hooked. You're just as unhinged as I am and I love it.

I just discovered your channel few days ago AND I seriously love your random intellectual skits 😅 it’s a perfect combination of educated and influencer mentality 😂

As an italian i can say that putting spaghetti in a blender is considered a certified crime against humanity. I suffered a lot watching that tik tok. edit: 2:15 i see you're suffering too in a very italian way.

@SigewinneFan156

8 ай бұрын

I’m Romanian,and I hear your pain. ALSO I WENT TO NAPLES AND ROME jzjjdjkgywwdk Uhearkjhgb

@melow1258

8 ай бұрын

As a Gastronomy student myself...im starting to question my faith in humanity 💀

@Sabuy4

8 ай бұрын

As a Spanish girl I feel your pain too man- This is horrible

@groar86

8 ай бұрын

Quel povero pacchetto di spaghetti non meritava essere utilizzato così 😢

@reditaliangirl

8 ай бұрын

Sad moment for humanity

I had a visceral reaction watching the bastardized cottage pie being made. My irish blood couldn't take it. I could hear my great grandma screaming at that woman and calling her a hooligan.

@lunazeebee12

6 ай бұрын

Same

@Natasha___.

5 ай бұрын

Where abouts in eire are you from?

@mandypants9936

5 ай бұрын

I can hear your Grandma too. She’s Rolling in her grave 😢

@lilfurrygirl287

4 ай бұрын

I also can hear your great grandma, she's crying and screaming from the crime of a cottage pie.

@katiemcgroddy9712

4 ай бұрын

Dear god same I could feel past generations crying

Sitting here watching this at 3am and giggling my ass off waking up everyone in the house. You are by far my favorite person on this site. hahaha

I’m still a child. I’ve been forever traumatised specifically by that abomination of a pie.

14:08 "Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying to send her flowers after she's already taken the kids."

@monopolizedopamine

8 ай бұрын

3lbs bag of potatoes would've been less. It's nothing more than fetish posting.

@msthecommentator2863

8 ай бұрын

I straight up cackled at that line, caught me so off guard 🤣

@smolpuppers9354

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠​⁠@@monopolizedopamine that entire channel was a fetish channel. No wonder the nuclear looking ass waste pie wasn’t fucking edible.

@NoiseDay

8 ай бұрын

You can't even make mashed potatoes out of Pringles because they are mostly wheat.

I know Britain is often mocked for not using seasoning in anything....But that shepherd's pie is an insult and for the pasta, I felt that anyone Italian, has relatives or is distantly Italian was having a heart attack and aneurism watching that pasta. Mad respect to FunkyFrog for not only sacrifice their body and soul for this vid.....but also their kitchen. That kitchen was violated.

@Zeffer32

8 ай бұрын

That kitchen will never be the same

@hawkeyescoffee6399

8 ай бұрын

The visceral reaction I had when she said it was supposed to be shepherd's pie! I know how the Italians felt seeing the pasta being defiled in the first recipe. Like, there's so much wrong with it, but for starters... do they not realise there's no pastry involved in a shepherd's pie? Omg I'm still gagging at the pringle mush. Some people should be banned from the kitchen. The originals have to be some kind of rage bait, right?

@minecraftbeelol

8 ай бұрын

im half italian these tiktoks physically hurt me

@DillyDilliest

8 ай бұрын

As an Italian, *I can comfirm*

@MissRedZelda

8 ай бұрын

As someone who lives for years in the UK, it’s a complete stereotype that UK don’t use seasoning. Herbs and spices are regularly used and Brits love their curry - the spicier the better. I shudder more at white US people and their cooking far more. They use waaaay too much fat and cheese. Also, I showed the “shepard’s pie”!portion to my northern MIL and she looked like she was ready to reenact the war of 1812 because of that bastardisation.

You are quite literally the funniest and most sincere youtuber/tiktoker I’ve ever known. I originally knew you from your “christmas came earlyyy!” Tiktok and then found your KZread soon after and i’m now forever your devoted follower! P.s the pasta thing worked because you essentially just made pasta^2 you still made just spaghetti just with extra unnecessary steps 😭

"We wouldn't want it(the cheese) to overpower" Me: Yeah, we wouldn't want to ruin our disaster

For the record, you can just use regular all-purpose flour with the eggs to make homemade noodles. No need to sacrifice dry spaghetti unless you just really need to hear those sweet blender grinds.

@echopeak5953

8 ай бұрын

Honestly that extra pointless step has me confused. It is literally easier to make fresh pasta if you want that. You buy pre-made pasta to REDUCE your prep time, since most people can't dedicate lots of time to cooking.

@uosdwiSrdewoH

8 ай бұрын

That one had me confused. Perhaps they like the taste of the dry pasta better but then why not just cook it from the pack? Was it the extra thickness? Dry pasta is pretty much just semolina which can be bought in flour form from your local grocery store and it's most likely cheaper since you aren't paying for the extra process of turning it into pasta. The extra step of ruining your blender is completely and wholly unnecessary.

@roseyborealis2690

8 ай бұрын

Thx, Now I can torture chickpeas and use their ground-up innards to make pasta! :D

@MzClementine

4 ай бұрын

​@@echopeak5953​@echopeak5953 growing up I used to ask people whenever I would go over to their house. Where is your line? Line? You know? To hang your pasta on. Of course my mother would always cook a lot so we had a few lines. Pretty smart system. She glued a heavy duty magnet and a hook. And she'd pull her line across the kitchen. I thought everyone had them in their home.. My friend's mom had dry pasta.. It was the first time I had ever had it. They thought I was crazy. No. Why would they think I was mentally ill I thought?.. gnocchi and spaghetti tortellini.. fussilli Which is a twisted pasta..tagliatelle a flatter noodle. Like a linguine. All was made by hand.. And you're right it's so easy to make.. Even the lasagna strips. I'm so happy and grateful for the way that I grew up. .. from my uncle's farm. To my other cousin's farms. To my great-grandfather's Italian pastry shop. For all the hard work every family member put into every meal. My first marinade... I had it down pat with meatballs by 11. Chef's kiss. And I nailed my focaccia and my sourdough by 8 years old. My husband when he met me. And found out that I could cook. First meal I made him. Herb-crusted veal with a mustard cream sauce. Smash garlic potatoes. Grilled veggies. He thought I bought it for my restaurant.😅 He made a really nice rule. If you cook I'll do dishes. If I cook you do dishes. He started cooking and I never said anything. I got tired of eating the same flavor profile with different proteins. But it was nice while it lasted. He went on strike That was 23 years ago.😅 I must admit. He's revisited cooking. Boy he didn't get back on the bike well on that. Nope forgot how to ride a bike. How to cook. It's okay. I'd rather eat my food.😂😂😂😂 It shocks me today how people really don't know the fundamentals of cooking and how simple it is.. One thing I did within cooking in my home. As much variety as possible. Of course we had our favorites. But... There's so much to eat around the world. So many delicious recipes. My mother kept it conglomerated. I love the valleys and peaks of the world's food. Each one mirroring each other. Different ways different varieties.. A tweak here and a tweak there and you have a whole new world. I love cooking. It is the one thing that you can bring people together. And if it's a good meal. No one is talking everyone is just eating. Makes a chef happy. Of course there could be talking. But when a meal is incredible. Normally people are quiet😂😂😂😂. I must say my son has a very refined high palette. And I'm glad I've raised him that way. Good protein fats. Sadly expensive but good grain. Good milk good cheeses. Good tomatoes. Good anchovies. Food. It is what bonds us together. Brings us together for those laughs. For the tears. For the years and years, it binds us. With family friends and even strangers. It is one commonality that I find so soothing. And as an Italian. You can't come to my house without me feeding you.. No questions asked. If you say it smells good. And you walk in and it's lunch or dinner. I will serve you. Service to others. Something humanity needs to do a little more.. I guarantee it's coming soon. Yes I think that is coming soon. Cuz where this world is going. We need each other more now than we ever have in our own lifetime. Young middle-aged and old. Especially against this oligarch bully AI don't worry AI will do all our jobs. Make your games. Make your movies. Sing your songs. Write your papers. You don't even have to exist. I swear.. 😅 Just got off the phone with my son tonight and what apple and a few AI people were doing. Oh goodness. The cutthroat Well it's my opinion and I'm entitled to it. Completely invalidating your opinion. Gosh. Everybody needs to stand up for everyone. Or we won't have much at all.

as a person with normal food taste i can say that i lost all hope in humanity the moment the person boiled the pringles

@essential67

8 ай бұрын

Bruh! They are talking as if thats culinary sumthing! Its not appealing.

@stumbling_

7 ай бұрын

@@essential67Most of these weird recipes are just to generate attention

@thatfuzzypotato1877

6 ай бұрын

The sound. The sounds of that recipe were making me gag

I didnt know I needed a video of you cooking so bad but I'd absolutely would be up for watching more of your chaotic cooking skills!

“Trying to boil Pringles to make mashed potatoes is like trying To send her flowers after she’s already taken the kids!” 🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

13:05 I love how even the roach is staring at it like "wtf"

@helen7718

3 ай бұрын

Literally bro is like “I picked the wrong house to infest I am suing”

@IgnorantMothTraveling

3 ай бұрын

Bro is like "Yea no I'm starving tonight"

@giddycadet

2 ай бұрын

i burst out laughing at that shot that's the fakest plasticest fucking cockroach I've ever seen

@wooperfan584

Ай бұрын

Bro just went "and y'all call *me* disgusting??"

@victor-kun-5oh1kz6v

Ай бұрын

fr

The last recipe actually had me gagging several times. And her saying “yummy” after dumping that weird soup can on top of the pie was the last straw. In the future, whenever I take a dump, I’ll be forced to say ‘yummy!", just out of sheer emotional distress.

How am I discovering you just now???! I love your humor, I sat in front of my lappy laughing which rarely happens and hey I just subscribed

The fact that Funkyfrogbait's channel went from 97k subscribers to almost 1 million in just a few months is something they deserve for making our days better when struggling. Edit: WAKE UP EVERYONE. THE LEGEND REACHED 1 MILLION!!!!

@biggestbeelstan

8 ай бұрын

@@ville__ nice

@Jadeddoxy

8 ай бұрын

I'm watching this and it's 999k right now, I'm really shocked, that was fast as hell

@normalaboutpathologic

8 ай бұрын

Wait what?! *Scrolls up* WAIT WHAT

@tragicjaguar76

8 ай бұрын

YO SHES AT 1M RN 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@QuestionsIAskMyself

8 ай бұрын

@@tragicjaguar76slay, but they currently use they/them pronouns. Just thought you should know❤❤

"HE'S EATING THE SPAGHETTI!" at the cat is so accurate I had flashbacks to fighting my own void kitty for pasta. He went SO HARD for noodles. A carbowhore if you will.

@mattcottrell3286

8 ай бұрын

To be fair I am also a carbowhore

@mjamin9124

8 ай бұрын

i turned my back on the full colander of freshly boiled noodles for two seconds and looked back to see my void cat, on the counter, taking a huge chomp out of the pile of noodles

This has got To be my favorite video I’ve seen recently

Thanks for making videos I can rewatch at night that mess up my sleep schedule during school and not during school👍

The fact that you offered your questionable cooking to CANADIAN GEESE of all things just indicates how MASSIVE your metaphorical brass is. I salute you funkyfrogbait.

@Nerobyrne

8 ай бұрын

Those geese are no joke.

The thing that shocked me the most is that the goal for the boiled pringles was a Sheppard's pie... and then she decided it required cheese.

@hypothalapotamus5293

8 ай бұрын

I think that you couldn't legally sell that as Cheese, even in the US. It's what they'd call a process cheese product.

@Flufferz626

8 ай бұрын

Experts say: "It ain't going down easy if it ain't cheesy!"

@rayamay9265

7 ай бұрын

Whoever invented that recipe should be tried for pringle desecration

@bubblegum2445

7 ай бұрын

don't forget the basil flakes...

@BritneyHIAM

6 ай бұрын

Americans put cheese on everything, hence the 96.7% morbid obesity rate there

I love this channel I love the jokes man every time I watch one of these videos I always laugh

13:48 As someone who's had a leaking and infected wound recently, I can guarantee you that my festering surgical incision looked significantly more appetising than that unholy pringle punishment

@_vinvin_vince

8 ай бұрын

I approve

even my worst of vile depression slop can't even compare to that abomination of a pie that this lady made something so unholy while of sound mind and sober is frankly scary.

@RandomDrawer_tm

8 ай бұрын

Even my suicidal thoughts aren't as horrifying as that pie.

@white_knuckle_jorkin

8 ай бұрын

what’s truly scary is the fact that you assume she’s sober

@maxrain4204

8 ай бұрын

I don't even have the energy for depression slop so I spend my bill money on microwavable things 🥴

@bean5432

8 ай бұрын

yeah, seriously

@mosscap

7 ай бұрын

@@white_knuckle_jorkinor sound of mind 😭

Funky, I love you and your channel so much! Keep up the great woek, you always make my day!♥️

My Wisconsin blood jumped out of me when they started cutting the cheese with scissors

The worst part is a lot of these weird food hacks and especially the ones used here, are actually fetish videos.

@ulhi7564

6 ай бұрын

I'm afraid to ask you to explain 😢😂

@thatfuzzypotato1877

6 ай бұрын

The moaning and whispering... gahd. Whyyyyyy. And is the nasty recipe part of the fetish?? She can't make a legit shepards pie and moan and whisper for her onlyfans?

@Lauraxluv

6 ай бұрын

@@ulhi7564the moaning, hands, double meanings

@hierarchyofmood1220

6 ай бұрын

Honestly I'm okay with it being a "fetish video" instead of people actually consuming the food

@Bloodanna

6 ай бұрын

​@ulhi7564 it's, like, a subset of a bimbo fetish, if I understand correctly. Really dumb recipes made by lovely women who don't remove any of their jewelry & who are acting all confident while usually being terrible at what they are doing & often making a huge mess. They are also usually doing all of this for a man behind the camera which plays into a domestic/control type of fetish too. I don't really understand it, but... yeah. Usually it's fetish content.

Your ability to find new and creative ways to adequately describe the atrocities you experience is truly awe inspiring. Thank you for using your great talent for such absurd topics. 🙏🙏🙏🙏

"I wanna unionize." "who's gonna union with you?" "YOUR MOM!!!"

Those tiktoks usually make me so angry. I know they're rage bate, and they work. I tend to avoid them, but this had me laughing hysterically the entire time. I loved this so much. I hope you do something similar in the future ✌️

Funkyfrogbait has sacrificed their sanity and digestive system for all of us. What a trooper.😀

@gravevampy

8 ай бұрын

they're so sane it's insane 😭

@Egt1074

8 ай бұрын

@@gravevampy ikr!😭

@frickfrack7075

8 ай бұрын

​@@gravevampy 🎶insane in the membrane, insane got no brain! 🎶

@AnimeFan-vr3dp

8 ай бұрын

All Haill FunkyFrog ! All haill FunkyFrog ! I summon you from depths of your toilet ! I summon you , FunkyFrog !!!!

@literallyyylila

8 ай бұрын

​@@AnimeFan-vr3dpusername checks out

The fact that the first woman is wearing rings and bracelets while mixing the “pasta” including handling the raw egg is ALL KINDS OF FOOD SAFETY VIOLATION!

@thepinkrug

6 ай бұрын

it's for the kink/fetishtok

As someone who has spend much of their life working in a kitchen making pasta I can not truly express how much watching that women make "pasta" pained me I am worried that I will never recover

I’m addicted to your channel now. Funny as hell.

@Fran_Glass

22 күн бұрын

Same. Just discovered this channel a few days ago and I'm already running out of videos to binge.

@SabbathaBastet

22 күн бұрын

@@Fran_Glass I don’t even know how I ended up here but subscribed almost immediately.

what's amazing is that fresh pasta dough actually has less steps and is less horrifying than putting dry processed pasta into a blender and taking years off of every Italian person's lifespan. also shout out to every camera person behind the screen just saying things like "oh woowww" "that's amazing!" "so cool!"

@user-xh4ht2wb1r

8 ай бұрын

and it is so unbelievable senseless, like blended up pasta is basically hydrated then dehydrated flour, so its like flour to noodles to flour to noodles, wtf

What’s killing me is as I’m watching this recipe of making pasta WITH pasta I’m currently making pasta out of the two ingredients you need. Flour and eggs. 💀

@anceptus

7 ай бұрын

Or semolina flour and water depending on the recipe. It's so funny because the pastaception recipe is taking what seems to be a whole kilogram of pasta and shrinking the number of total servings with all these extra steps for absolutely no reason lmfao

@maxwellgrimsley

7 ай бұрын

@@anceptus and I can’t imagine how dryer and chewier it must be 💀

I know it's an older video. But I had a horrible day, and I'm laying in my bed before sleep. Thanks for making me laugh. Thank you

15:48 Funky. You have no clue how happy you made me when you said Bauldur’s Gate. I love the game so. lol

frog's moral compass being so good that they managed to keep these attrocities in their fridge for a few days instead of just throwing them away is genuinely the most impressive thing i've ever seen. wasting food is bad but i promise those dishes are worth throwing out lol

As someone who is lactose intolerant, those hotdogs would probably kill me.

@luzgameruwu1437

Ай бұрын

As someone who is NOT lactose intolerant, those hotdogs would also kill me-

@FlowersGrace2010

7 күн бұрын

as someone who isn't lactose intolerant, those hot dogs would probably kill me

@AustinSamson-mg9ks

5 күн бұрын

General Consensus:Dont eat the hot dogs.

@StephanOrr

4 күн бұрын

It would kill everyone.

@crosonyconnecter

3 күн бұрын

As someone who is hot dog lactose, those intolerant would also kill me