Damn, Trevor getting to it an hour after the speech was done. Someone is on the ball :)

@bethbartlett5692

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Kim I would lay $100 that says they knew exactly the 3 things he would read from the Teleprompter. They had little prep to do. I can't believe he just boldly lied his arse off on the chain/lotto - Anyone just read the requirements OR listen to them here on KZread (THERE ARE SKILL REQUIREMENTS, MERITS, and a Long Wait List - from 10 to 20 years. ) But not 1 Supporter will "just check the Federal Guidelines". "If you work for my 1% and pay our taxes - you can do that all your days - little USA Citizens. I, me, mine, bigger, best, the biggest ....Ego Narcissist Personality Disorder

@hansakkerman2611

6 жыл бұрын

Beth Bartlett +

@galloe8933

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Kim You're not talking about Donny are you?

@youngkim5909

6 жыл бұрын

+Galloe Of the sea When I say Someone is on the ball I'm referring to Trevor. If I were talking about Trump I would have said "Someone is on the best ball ever. I mean, he's the best at staying on the ball. No other president in history as been more on the ball than him."

@gorillaguerillaDK

6 жыл бұрын

+Alex Kim Think it's the brain that is stuck on caps - WD40 won't help much, but perhaps .44 will...!?

Every time I hear Trump's voice I get what I can only describe as mental nausea. Just a revolted feeling... like I need to vomit out everything I just heard.

@reeceorrick6748

6 жыл бұрын

SA Howe kzread.info/dash/bejne/dp-ntbKThL2rg5M.html

@aletamize5521

6 жыл бұрын

SA Howe me too. Hes a TRAITOR A N D SHOULD BE HUNG

@mikemangarella21

6 жыл бұрын

Well his Speech Writer is Soo Fired today,, you can telll that he didn't review his speech before he read it, and at certain times the words were seething to come out of his mouth,, , I'm still nautious,,

@msducks3397

6 жыл бұрын

SA Howe, ikr? I feel that same nausea just looking at trump speak even with the sound down. 8>PPP

His speech was basically, "Look at all this cool shit Obama left me!"

What is it with Trump and Norwegians? I mean, I'm from Norway, and it haven't crossed my mind once to set foot in the Us as long as Trump is president

@AJAX128

6 жыл бұрын

Who gives a shit. I suggest you worry about Norway. Unless you want to end up like Sweden

@wesleykim825

6 жыл бұрын

Norway must be sweet with no illegal immigrants and everyone having a good culture of work mentality. Only then socialism can work

@wesleykim825

6 жыл бұрын

Just don't let immigrants come

@mjparadero7046

6 жыл бұрын

Ryutatsi good because we don't need you here,we already have enough shit right now,the democrats and the nutcases who are confused about their other 23.4555 genders,stay in Norway and make more viking ships or something

@walkz007

6 жыл бұрын

I know right your country is so beautiful,honestly unless you are going there to see the Mississippi river then why would you leave you eden to go to that violent hell? I get it Norway is the one that should be receiving Americans!

Trump: "Black unemployment is at an all-time low." 2:47, All those black congressmen faces were like: "Prrf, as if you were responsible for that."

@pietrojenkins6901

6 жыл бұрын

Riding Obama's strong tailwinds ,ain't he?

@romesking4204

6 жыл бұрын

It's not true anyway

@jordanvazquez6935

6 жыл бұрын

Tax cut = companies nationwide hiring more employees

@BatsuOhno

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Vazquez...actually that has yet to be seen. If anything more companies have given kickbacks to senior employees while firing 1000s

@waynebollentin989

6 жыл бұрын

Pietro Jenkins so after 8 years of it being shit then a year after he's gone and now it's doing better it's because of Obama lmao. Could you people be anymore delusional. Where do you even come up with this bullshit ?

It’s amazing how we live in an era where the jokes write themselves...

@johndanielson3777

6 жыл бұрын

It's actually more amazing we're now in a time where the POTUS is a joke

@avariceseven9443

6 жыл бұрын

Technology has advanced this far.

@donaldjtrumpsucksputinsdic3150

6 жыл бұрын

trump = the joke that keeps on living

@donaldswamp2501

6 жыл бұрын

TRump could do the olden Goldie "Take my wife..."

Trump "without any regard for skill, merit, or the safety of American people." The qualifications of being Donald Trump

Good to see a fellow South African achieve success

I was just waiting for when Trevor was gonna air this one out. On another note, Mike Pence and Paul Ryan were eye-banging Trump the whole time lol.

@bethbartlett5692

6 жыл бұрын

Kaizinego I saw that, they must howl all the way home...

@toddtaliaferro7876

6 жыл бұрын

*There once was a VP named Pence* *Whose passion for God was intense* *He called his wife "Mother"* *Had eyes for no other* *And lacked but one thing: common sense*

@diamond852

6 жыл бұрын

Kaizinego Yes! So glad someone else has noticed how Pence looks at Trump. It's obscene.

@artistevolution

6 жыл бұрын

Omg literally said the same thing last night.... So creepy

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

Kaizinego Yeah, creepy af. As was Bitch McConnell.

OMG, I want to slap so many faces.

@velikibaja4022

6 жыл бұрын

what about butts

@gorillaguerillaDK

6 жыл бұрын

+ScarySombrero Faces first, butts are for recreational slapping!

@jman8904

6 жыл бұрын

I want to slap the same face so many times

@tonib.3016

6 жыл бұрын

Slapping is too genteel, Id like to punch so many mouths and knock out the dentures.. sooo many punchable faces in one room

@doyoufeel...thatyoulackcri6760

6 жыл бұрын

*RANDOM WORDS* ISIS . . . Hamas . . . Muslim Brotherhood . . . Democrats . . . Huma Abedin . . . Linda Sarsour . . . Keith Ellison . . .

Thanks Obama. You set us in the right direction OR we’d really be screwed by now!

@Nick21012

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha. I hope that you are joking. Obama set us in the totally wrong direction!

@drreverse2074

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nick21012 we need a president better than both trump and Obama

@Nick21012

3 жыл бұрын

@@drreverse2074 I could agree on that. Each president has their own problems.

Lmaooo Trevor is stress reliever I swear 😂😂😂

I dream of a new president

@j.po.4325

6 жыл бұрын

Mikurunrun nice lol

@brandonxiongd7031

6 жыл бұрын

dont we all? hahaha

@SplashAttackTCG

6 жыл бұрын

Dream of a REAL president.

@erikkuch9091

6 жыл бұрын

Your dream came true, you got a real America loving President that will follow the laws of the land and follow the constitution and whom will not divide the country by disregarding the constitution. and promoting racism. Our last leader was as close to Stalin as it gets.

@Nenilein

6 жыл бұрын

@Erik Kuch: What alternative reality do you live in, and when can I move there?

I just would like to point out that over 30 minutes of this speech was just CLAPPING, what a ridiculous demonstration of self fellatio.

@kilptavari8358

6 жыл бұрын

Kevin Wallace This was not unique to this speech, all of them are that ridiculous in terms of clapping. The most amazing part was that Trump clapped for himself so consistently it sounded like two wet towels slapping together.

@kevinwallace4635

6 жыл бұрын

Kilpta Vari lol, you're so right.

@alexross1997

6 жыл бұрын

Ya just to go off of Kilpta clapping in every state of the union address is ridiculous. but trump kept bragging about himself and giving himself a pat on the back.

@kevinwallace4635

6 жыл бұрын

Alex Ross. This is true, I really try my best to not go on a witch hunt of Trump just for the sake of it but the state of the union was really extraordinary

@kevinwallace4635

6 жыл бұрын

dantemike1. Oooo, you got me. Keep it up with the nice discourse, sir. However I don't remember audible groaning in the last 8 SOTU addresses.

The OOH! jar cracked me up more then it should have. I can just imagine Trevor whipping it out every time the audience reacts that way, on air or off.

1:47 ahahahaha why does Trevor have an "OOH" jar he's so prepared

I can't believe we are actually dealing with this way of ineffiectent governing. I wish people did not cave into their desire of greed and instead focus on our society's needs and wants.

@SFBoss220

6 жыл бұрын

Bre Anna Well said 👍🏾

My unemployment claims were denied 3 times after 40 years of having money taken out of my checks for it.

@purpleflametarot39

6 жыл бұрын

MamaMysteriouspgh - I know what you mean. I've worked 45-years and paid into Social Security and now Ryan's talking about cutting it. I've just started drawing it.. that's OUR money.

@chelsear9483

6 жыл бұрын

Purple Flame Tarot I'm only 28 but have been paying into it for 10 years, which is not close to you but that's our money that we made and earned by working (hard jobs on my body for me personally and mentally) Is he trying to cut it and just not give us our money or trying to cut it and then give all our money to us? Lol, I believe I know the answer but I thought I'd ask to make sure. This regime in the white house is ridiculous and panders to racists and bigots to help keep them in power... I don't comprehend how they can't see that Trump regime is hurting us instead of helping

@Ms_Kymm

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly @purple Flame Tarot... Like @Chelsea R, I worked a labor job that has killed me physically and mentally so I withdrew my 401k money to live off of until my social security kicked in, now they're denying me that too, I'm hearing they want to raise the retirement age to 70 years old???

Unemployment has hit a 45yr low Coronavirus: ayy hold my beer real quick.

Pence and Ryan in the background define smug elitism.

@TheBlackdragon936

6 жыл бұрын

ZorbaTheDutch More like all the liberals who didn’t stand or clap for anything. Not even things they say they are for. Actions speak louder than words.

@ZorbaTheDutch

6 жыл бұрын

"Actions speak louder than words." - That's exactly why people despise Trump: He's all hat and no cattle. There's nothing to clap for. Unless you're a Republican fearing the mid-terms of course..................

@TheBlackdragon936

6 жыл бұрын

ZorbaTheDutch Watch the State of the Union address and them come back. There is plenty to clap for. They didn’t clap for the lowest black unemployment, woman and Latin unemployment in history of the country. Millions of jobs from returning companies, America 1st, 1 trillion to rebuild the USA infrastructure, tax cuts and Obama care mandate destroyed. If you are a socialist and only care about people when they vote for you or believe your lies, then you are right there is no reason to stand.

@catherineleary9462

6 жыл бұрын

ZorbaTheDutch YES! Midterm elections⚡

@sagatvegagouki

6 жыл бұрын

TheBlackdragon936 you're an idiot lol

Nancy P looked like she was ready to kick some ass!

@jessicahildebrand9712

6 жыл бұрын

Sha Shee I wish that she and chuck wouldn’t have showed up boycott that shit

@Lazyazzdude101

6 жыл бұрын

lol nancy kick some ass shes praying she doesnt die in the next six months and she prays she could remember what happens yesterday

@shananigans08ify

6 жыл бұрын

If she boycotted the speech, then the GOP would have spun that into her and whomever else that boycotted into perpetuating divisiveness. I'm happy they took the high ground and showed up even though nothing new was mentioned.

@ravenblackseed9617

6 жыл бұрын

Sha Shee Nancy P. Is the problem . Allison hartsen 2018

@sigimaya8529

6 жыл бұрын

Sha Shee hahaha! She struggles to put words together!

There is no worse blind than the one who does not want to see

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

marcos oliveira Yes, and I've never seen such willful ignorance in my life. To believe these lies takes a special kind of ignorant.

Love your show Trevor. You are fantastic.......

Mitch McConnell's face 😂😂😂😂😂

That "OOOH!" jar... XD

"he even reached across the aisle an not just to grope someone but to try to get things done" I'm dead

4:02 Guys, watch Mike Pence he smiles when Trump makes his mistake and lets out a chuckle when he covers it up! IT'S PRICELESS

Wow this one really stirred up the Trump trolls lol

@Joe-xo4yg

6 жыл бұрын

Yep ;)

@jamessullivan6224

6 жыл бұрын

So, if an American supports his president he's a troll? How far does that go in your opinion? Is every member of the U.S. military and police a Trump troll? Are you even an American? If you're not an American then your opinion really doesn't fucking matter. If you're an American citizen that has lived their entire lives as a useless blob, couch potato, burden on society leach your opinion doesn't matter.

@erinreed3816

6 жыл бұрын

Way to prove his point XD

@tomhassam9767

6 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah for real. James Sullivan needs to calm down. Not every soldier and cop supports Trump. And the mentality that an American citizen needs to meet your specific standards before they can voice their opinion sounds pretty un-American to me.

@brianh6773

6 жыл бұрын

James Sullivan, you are an easily triggered trump troll lol. Go be butthurt and idiotic somewhere else.

Man I love watching Trevor, though it makes me depressed about the state of our government lol. Keep up the good work.

@alejandromolinac

6 жыл бұрын

Hon... go out and get some fresh air...

@mjparadero7046

6 жыл бұрын

You should move to Afghanistan,let me know how that works for ya,send me a post card

Make America white again is the only message I took from this speech

@sigimaya8529

6 жыл бұрын

Fernando Vargas please say you are being sarcastic. If not you are a total idiot. He opened the door for 1.8 million illegals for pathway to citizenship. And it's just not Mexicans. Did you hear that?

@tereterevanakere2132

6 жыл бұрын

Dirty Dan why do you call over majority of america losers? isnt it trump's claim that everyone is winning thanks to him? or do you admit that he is lying? :P

@thedude804

6 жыл бұрын

Yea I noticed that when he announced that path to citizenship part. All those white Mexicans helping this country become white again.

@Ur2ez4me81

6 жыл бұрын

Aren't you white?

@fernandovargas9762

6 жыл бұрын

Ohh yea give 1.8 million people citizenship in return you get to denied more than 15 million people on the long run there chance to come over for a better life lol ( that 1.8 million people will also have to stay in line for 12 years before that become REAL Americans )

Trevor you are a dream come through, you allow for people to finally understand politics from a very humurous position. I absolutely love you Trev. Bigup yourself!

He's so full of it!

@jtm0071

6 жыл бұрын

Try finding out the facts and get your head out of Obamas communist A$$

@walkz007

6 жыл бұрын

hello comrade!

@walkz007

6 жыл бұрын

I thought he was a socialist,you got your ideologies wrong troll do better!!

@msmzombiekiller1339

6 жыл бұрын

The zombies are out 😂 TRUMP 2020 !!!!

@denniswaldrop3941

6 жыл бұрын

complain about obama is that all trumpers can do when faced with criticism

Trump has done nothing for this nation.

@neldablanco1663

6 жыл бұрын

LionSpirit except make us look like idiots to the world.

@johndanielson3777

6 жыл бұрын

America is now the laughing stock of the world because of Trump

@Fate263

6 жыл бұрын

Well, nothing FOR the country. Different story as far as TO the country, IMHO...

@terricasingletary1

6 жыл бұрын

sooo true

@HypermarketCommodity

6 жыл бұрын

America glorious in too the end (... six month or so)

Round of applause to Trevor for getting this out so quickly

@brandonxiongd7031

6 жыл бұрын

HmongCutiie yoo im hmong too lmaoooo

@erikbaran7197

6 жыл бұрын

You mean Trevor's writers, right?

@MsEliteForever

6 жыл бұрын

Erik Baran lol, but he has to memorize what they wrote.

@Levitas97

6 жыл бұрын

theres a teleprompter...

@kayo5011

6 жыл бұрын

Saving/ me teleprompter??

Trump's speech is a textbook example of how to pander to uniformed people. He frames everything he says in a way that makes it look like it was thanks to him. Starts by talking about all of these heroic people in an attempt to associate himself with their heroic actions. Babels about something small and phrases it like it's some amazing breakthrough he is responsible for.

@CALLMESENPAI23

6 жыл бұрын

bob boberson who is responsible for it than. Can you tell me the politician that made it possible? Show me facts on how other presidents have done this amount of good for this country. He's speaking to all you uninformed zombies who trust anything mainstream comedians say. That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen people do. Get their news from Comedians and act like they are for justice and truth. Damn do you enjoy eating up all these so called truths from comedians.

@antyja

6 жыл бұрын

This is the most stupid thing I have ever read. Trump has done more good for America than almost any other president especially not that horrible president Obama. It is stupid for you to say his supporters are uniformed when the democrat party is just a bunch of mindless zombies who follow the mainstream media. How about you actually inform yourself before posting such a stupid comment and actually see that the democrat party is just a bunch of corrupt politicians who don't give a crap about people like me and you.

@curtc6809

6 жыл бұрын

He didnt say anything about the democrats. You did.

@caelidhg6261

6 жыл бұрын

oh I am sure textbooks will be written about Trumps "rhetoric"

@18dedd

6 жыл бұрын

Truth

Lmao when trevor pulled out that jar at 2:04 i died 😂😂

The american dream; because you have to be asleep to believe it.

@tonib.3016

6 жыл бұрын

Justme Scaredy your post deserves more thumbs up

@Jestrath

6 жыл бұрын

Justme Scaredy George Carlin like Bill Hicks was a legend

@thezebraherd8275

6 жыл бұрын

Darkslayer Ryuu the ironic thing about George Carlin saying that is that he grew up reletivly poor and ended up with 10 million dollars

@RR-cv9ro

6 жыл бұрын

Justme Scaredy Except he's fucking delivering.

@dewaynethomas3122

6 жыл бұрын

And George knows the chance of that happening to anyone is 1 in a million. His whole point of it and why it's not ironic is that he means corporations and their crony governments lap dogs have been feeding us this horseshit in order to keep us under their control.

Trump's smarmy tone throughout was a disgrace against every other person ever giving this speech in the past. This was one of his campaign stops down in the holler writ large at our expense.

@jaapforsman613

6 жыл бұрын

tamcon72 i

@m.rodrigolemus6224

6 жыл бұрын

tamcon72 : Never-ending Campaigner in chief Chump 😉

@ChristyKrohne

6 жыл бұрын

Is that what it is called,"smarmy tone" I never knew what it is called. It makes him even sound more of an idiot than he already is.

@alex445132

6 жыл бұрын

Hillary For Prison. We cam be against or for those things but still be against Trump. Its not Trumps way or the highway and I'm not going to believe anything anyone says without anything to back it it up. I don't care how high an authority you are.

@m.rodrigolemus6224

6 жыл бұрын

Hillary For Prison : shouldn't you be shopping for your TIKI TORCHE? 😈

Trevor you have taken the eye of the ball.

Trump will be the first president to take a dump on the presidential desk in Oval Office and say “ That’s the greatest dump anyone has ever taken in history “..

@siberus48

6 жыл бұрын

Like Obama who begged the US public to bomb Syria yet did it anyways? Or that created more destabilization world wide than the Bush's or Bill Clinton? Or him bombing 9 countries in total and 7 actively, passing laws to take away American's rights, passing the Patriot Act, passing the ability to detain anyone anywhere without trail for as long as authorities want? What are you talking about Jay Jay? I swear you're so blinded by rhetoric and shit talk from propagandists like Noah yet don't bother to look at the reality of whats happening. Its really sad.

@jtm0071

6 жыл бұрын

Try to get off of Obamas commie train.

@ritzkola2302

6 жыл бұрын

Be warned of the trumptards and their make believe stories of the “weevil bawak obawma” 😂

@siberus48

6 жыл бұрын

I didn't make up anything. I only spoke of factual things and i haven't even brought up half of what Obama did. What are you talking about Ritz Kola? Why are you talking like a child for? Did you not know of what Obama did before i said it or something? This is honestly amazing, how am i even a "trumptard" for saying something about Obama? Are you serious?

@barnabuscollins8800

6 жыл бұрын

siberus48 - You are not a Trump supporter simply for pointing out flaws with Obama. I thought Obama had a great chance to help the Black communities just like he promised. He told the country that he sees the struggling Black families and is here to help. Obama tripled Black unemployment in 8 years, while under Trump we see the lowest Black unemployment there has ever been. He is already doing a better job.

"If you came here for facts, you came here for the wrong thing." And if you came here for facts, you obviously have not been paying attention when this President _talks._ He says that he was elected by the _largest electoral margin since Reagan,_ but then you check the facts and find out that, actually, every president since Reagan has actually been elected by a margin that was _greater._

@JoseFlores-jf9bf

6 жыл бұрын

lazyperfectionist1 what do you want to me to feel? Btw, you're the best commentator I ever messaged at about 9:54 pm (current time), today. Truly amazing, believe me, amazing. Give yourself a round of applause.

@Salchipapafied

6 жыл бұрын

His electoral margin of victory, in fact, is the 10th WORST of all presidential elections in the country.

@HypermarketCommodity

6 жыл бұрын

I dont care at least he released his tax returns..... oh wait.

@thetruthfulchannel6348

6 жыл бұрын

lazyperfectionist1, If you're going to get so righteous over correcting irrelevant factoids, you should correct yourself first. lazyperfectionist1: "but then you check the facts and find out that, actually, every president since Reagan has actually been elected by a margin that was greater." Not true. George W. Bush was elected in both 2000 and 2004 with a smaller electoral margin.

@schendel4760

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you voted for Hilldog

The SOTU speech was a lot funnier in the first Idiocracy movie.

@TEGRIDY_FARMS

6 жыл бұрын

Cisco how so? I bet you didnt even watch.

and in the background, Dorian Grey and Eddie Muenster.

When you’re watching this in 2020: o-O

Let's be honest... Trump probably first read "his" speech this morning

@cidangst2986

6 жыл бұрын

We all know that wasn't the real Trump. The real Trump is the guy at the campaign rallies.

@heyitsmikegaming

6 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest he first read it while he was saying it. The cj thing is indicative of that

@roddaman7545

6 жыл бұрын

and, when he was done, he still had no idea what the speech included.

@AnexoRialto

6 жыл бұрын

Yep. We all know our Trumps by now. This time we had teleprompter Trump. Tomorrow, back to racist grandpa Trump or campaign Trump.

@TheNzFox

6 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry, I find it funny that you think trump read his speech at all before the SOTU, that would be like work!.Don't be silly, when on earth does trump have time for work with his schedule of "executive time" . Though in seriousness, as Greg said we all know this song and dance, at 3 in the morning he will tweet something like 'the FAKE NEWS at the FAILING NYT/CNN can't accept that my SOTU speech was perfect (and everyone says so), SAD!!!'

Thanks Trevor for the summary because I was not going to watch that speech.

0:07 Mike Pence looks like a proud dad.

The most watched state of the union in history. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

@therabbi9848

6 жыл бұрын

It was pretty close still. You are really overreacting to that

@christopheradams5607

6 жыл бұрын

The False Rabbi Its the fact that he lied and overinflates shit.

@cellline7540

6 жыл бұрын

michael perry missed what, I didn't even know it was taking place to actively miss it

@piarossi4555

6 жыл бұрын

Christopher Adams Yes,this. Exaggeration is lying.

@lukemorosini4

6 жыл бұрын

What do you expect? It's Donald Trump. When it comes to Trump it's always the biggest and the best.

I'm so glad I didn't watch the actual thing. Just hearing Trump talk for a few minutes in this video made me feel sick. He talks like an abuser.

@sidsteverson1005

6 жыл бұрын

And how does an abuser talk exactly?

@tonib.3016

6 жыл бұрын

They pretend theyve done nothing wrong and act as if all is just fine even tho they just punched you in the face the day before

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

Harold W Yeah, I boycotted the mess. We can hear these lies anytime.

@MetteC5

6 жыл бұрын

Sidney Steverson An abuser is wrapping stinking, perverse shit in sugar and psychopathic charm.

It amazes me how trump can go up there and talk non sense and have his followers go crazy for him

@503leafy

6 жыл бұрын

He acting "presidential."

@donaldjtrumpsucksputinsdic3150

6 жыл бұрын

trump's followers are bigger morons than trump the moron.

@MetteC5

6 жыл бұрын

Simply because Dump's supporters have no... sense...

@joelhernandez2171

6 жыл бұрын

The bar for Trump is set super low, so any win makes him look great.

@rubberduggy261

6 жыл бұрын

Talk about “nonsense” ironic coming from a person who has a Che profile pic

such great editing so much WOW

I had forgotten to watch the SOTU speech while it was being delivered so you can imagine my shock when, all at once, out of nowhere there began a great and tremendous series of thunderous explosions! I was working in my shop when the first blast rattled the windows and jolted dust from every surface. Then, one after another, the blasts began to come on in more and more rapid succession until it sounded like popcorn in the microwave. Frightened and confused as to what this could possibly be, I crouched next to my work bench. Thinking it must be some impossible artillery barrage rolling across the city to our south, I sprang up and sprinted into the house for my rifle. Once armed I peered out to see what was happening and all at once it dawned on me - President Trump made his speech! Looking out at the flashes, flames, rising clouds of dust and billowing plumes of smoke which spread across the panorama before me and I couldn't prevent myself from smiling. I put down my carbine and turned to my badly frightened wife. I held out my hand and said "It's ok honey. It's just liberal heads exploding." :)

Before the speech, I was expecting Trump would go on to proclaim the establishment of the First Galactic Empire while receiving a thunderous applause from Republicans, I guess i was not that far off.

@greg1dub895

6 жыл бұрын

If so he better do it before midterms Lol!!!

@kenzieskye3053

6 жыл бұрын

Greg1 Dub The conservatives are going to be slaughtered in the midterms lmao

@TerrorBlades

6 жыл бұрын

I am the Senate!... and the House!

@gad999usa

6 жыл бұрын

Nice... finally,!

@dewaynethomas3122

6 жыл бұрын

Don't jinx it Kenny. That way of thinking is a reason many people don't bother to vote. We have to rally together and remind people to get out and cast their votes and make their voices heard when it comes time.

Biggest thing for me was him saying he is gonna crack down on drug dealers and pushers again. Like has the last few decades not shown the war on drugs is a horrible idea? And for that matter what about all the prescription drugs? Those are a far bigger problem than some guy selling coke on a corner.

@Wlooby

6 жыл бұрын

James Miller he explicitly talked about opiates, implication being legal

@barbarat.2828

6 жыл бұрын

James Miller damn straight yo! But that'll never happen because the pharmaceutical companies contribute to their campaigns

Right now we got an unenployment rate is at an all-time high

Every night is never a night for facts when the daily show is concerned!

EVEN THE DEVIL CAN BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WHEN HE WANTS TO!!

So, he didn't talk about the domestic terrorists that have committed atrocious acts

@Frostdraga

6 жыл бұрын

{goldbox}Bon Bon {Human} female To him, those domestic terrorists are just mentally unstable but thats exactly why everyone needs to have guns! :DDD

@chelsear9483

6 жыл бұрын

They are white ppl so he gives no shits, but if they were brown, Arab, Muslim or foreign he'd be all over it. Trust.

@donnellebarfield3964

6 жыл бұрын

Terroism isnt new the kkk been killing people since slavery ended but when you white you never considered a terrorist

@SteelBollocks

6 жыл бұрын

When a governing power wants it's population to ignore its abuse, then it will always convince them to be afraid of an outside enemy. Freedom is always lost under the lie of "for your own protection" and a nice, thick blanket of fearmongering.

@slydomba76

6 жыл бұрын

School shooting every day !! Guess they are not killed by Brown or immigrants!

Schummer's body language was EPIC!

Did Trump just gesture for folx to clap and/or stand up for him? 😂😂

Trevor deserves more than 30 mins!!! His content is so good

@Fate263

6 жыл бұрын

ScarlettP I agree... Someone plea to Comedy Central to give him more airtome

I want a girlfriend that looks at me the way Pence looks at Trump. True love.

@ichangedmyself4362

6 жыл бұрын

You'll never get one. Unless she looks like Pence. Kuck!

@Toywins

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 true love!

@raiedhamilton2506

6 жыл бұрын

👻

@crocsqueen1474

6 жыл бұрын

I feel like Paul Ryan could compete for who loves him more.

@meelomellow2590

6 жыл бұрын

He’s just horny lol

Can you keep the "ooh" jar a thing please XD

Noah is a funny guy, but you can hear it in his voice, that things are getting better. He knows it.

5:02 Anyone else think it looks like Trump's head was superimposed over his own head?

@cntfoolmebuddy

5 жыл бұрын

Clay Yes!!!!!!!!!! He is !!!

Trump spoke in Hyperboles??? Really? In other NEWS, Water... wet

I'm sorry, but I must... WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS!

Wage increase, unemployment drops, but you will not get a paycheck on Friday.

And he's slurring again and sniffing.

@MetteC5

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Visibly struggling hard to conceal it. And did you notice that he never said the United States, but America? ;) It struck me, because "America" should never be used by POTUS - unless he/she wants to start a conflict with Canada and/or the Central/South American countries...

@TheNzFox

6 жыл бұрын

I have always held the belief its a cocane addiction. He constantly talks about how hes clean of all drugs, and yet anyone who is sniffing like that ALL THE TIME has been snorting something backstage

@theone3018

6 жыл бұрын

I think so 2....it that white powder

@msducks3397

6 жыл бұрын

Icey, certain medications, like opioids give you very dry mouth. And severe blockage, which can also be a distraction. And of course, that fact that he can't read is just one more handicap for him....

@walkz007

6 жыл бұрын

yeah after years of cocaine sniffing they usually end up developing this unconscious trait,seen it with a few recovering coke addicts

UUUUUUUUUGH, look at the two friggin creeps behind the biggest creep of all 0:14

The ending was bad azz 😆

Off ur knees Noah! I was just calling my dog

"He goes by 'D.J.' and 'C.J.' - he said call me either one". Textbook. It's an ingrained automatic reflex to lie rather than admit the smallest of mistakes. If you were to pursue this statement and Martinez disputed Trump, Trump would fight it.

@freddyg9026

6 жыл бұрын

Billy Boy is a Silly boy

@thiscityisdead6983

6 жыл бұрын

Freddy G good one!

@hughx5235

6 жыл бұрын

Martinez is now in an awkward position. If/when a reporter asks what he is called, he can either tell the truth and call the president who just praised him a liar, or lie.

I still can't believe America voted for this guy. America, your vote says a lot about you.

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Droid Um, he lost election. He's an interloper, installed by a hostile enemy. Treasonous Traitor Trump.

@AreYouSufferingX

6 жыл бұрын

Most of us voted against him.

@ohrabbits

6 жыл бұрын

Hey. The majority of us didn't vote for him.

@ericbrown558

6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Droid electoral college buddy ... Electoral college

@Stsignificant

6 жыл бұрын

Better than Hillary.

It's adorable in the news clips how the VP, or whoever is sitting with the president, will lock their eyes on him, mouth compressed, with an unmistakable "I'm ready, Mr. President---say the word and I will sacrifice my entire being for you" expression on their face. Aww.

The Ooh jar was pretty slick ;)

I'm still sick from seeing that thing elected

@richarddelarosa3259

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Waskey you sound like hitlery lol

@miapdx503

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Waskey You mean steal the election. This is the loser, along with the nation...

@stephenwaskey1404

6 жыл бұрын

white stupid ass

@stephenwaskey1404

6 жыл бұрын

lies lies made up shit

@machsvt3530

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Waskey who tf cares if they’re white

I LOVE THIS SHOW

@sirius4k

6 жыл бұрын

DO YOU REALLY?!

@msmzombiekiller1339

6 жыл бұрын

Cause you're brainwashed . It's nothing but more liberal propaganda .

@graham4615

6 жыл бұрын

Mainstream media Zombie Killer amen!

@sirius4k

6 жыл бұрын

Mainstream media Zombie Killer ooooooh the irony. Trump supporter calling people brainwashed.

Lol am going through the comments and pro Trump supporters are not commenting but answering comments against Trump. Come at me guys😂 I hate Trump too!😂

@SkuzzelB8

6 жыл бұрын

Lianet Chavez at least you can write and spell in english correctly. Most of these idiots need to go back to 5th grade grammar class. Pathetic...😔

@billiecruz4399

6 жыл бұрын

Lianet Chavez okay you got one moron. Let's see if you can get a combo in on this shit.

@daveeol1987

6 жыл бұрын

You must love being unemployed and a dependant

@SkuzzelB8

6 жыл бұрын

Oh and another thing... how come when you people say something along the lines of "We hate Trump!", and we then ask you why, You answer in the most vag way possible. This is why its a joke to try and have a politcal discussion with ANYONE who leans left. YOUR ARGUMENTS HAVE NO GROUNDS!

@clitoris5898

6 жыл бұрын

daveeol1987 you have no idea

If those weren't the biggest tax cuts, then what were?

Does CJ have a friend named PJ that also goes by TJ but Trump will just call him PJ anyway?

Don't kick out the Dreamers!

@FishFreddy

6 жыл бұрын

They are not kicking out Dreamers but illegal immigrants. Like EVERY country does, including Mexico.

@HypermarketCommodity

6 жыл бұрын

FreddyFish and legal just every one without egg shell skin.

@DeplorableKing

6 жыл бұрын

He's not! He's kicking out the ungrateful illegal immigrants

@DeplorableKing

6 жыл бұрын

David Me? Ungrateful? Is that the best you can do? It's laughable

@DeplorableKing

6 жыл бұрын

David Nitpicking a word? You mean correctly spelling a word in my rebuttal? Is this really what the Daily Show's viewers have to offer? My gawd it's a good fucking thing I'm done with this channel

The only time Trump calls to reach across the aisle is the few times he thinks there's something he can gain by it.

@chamblessrayburn6885

6 жыл бұрын

S Alty that would be a McDonald's cheeseburger.

@OrdieBoomBoom87

6 жыл бұрын

What does he gain from putting a limit on how much pharmacies charge you or fixing a broken VA? Honestly what does he have to gain from that? That is a really bold statement, what do you have to back that up?

@OrdieBoomBoom87

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah let's forgot about the fact that the President has been cleared of any wrongdoing and those accusers have suddenly dropped their cases. I don't agree with what he said, but who hasn't said something they regret saying behind closed doors. Yet we have Hilary Clinton, who's husband is known to be grabby with the women, gets a pass? He has appointed women on his panel, a gay man is on his panel, and is married to an immigrant but he's still a misogynist, racist, homophobe? Oh not to mention he was one of the few white men at the time to openly advocate the inclusion of black people to be admitted into country clubs. Oh and lets not forget that Hilary Clinton endorsed a racist *cough* Robert Byrd. Oh and he has appointed an Ellis Island award along with Road Parks and Muhammad Ali. Be he's a racist, bigoted, homophobe.

@jacknestler2122

5 жыл бұрын

Dear Katsu_Farmer, as I don’t feel like wasting my time with a retarded post, (i stoped at the bill Clinton part) I will assume you are a trump supporter, I disagree but this is the internet so... SHOVE THAT POST UP YOUR ASS YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT

Love you Trevor Noah

I am so tired of seeing Mike Pence and Paul Ryan in the background as lap dog bobbleheads.

@LipstickNTrees

6 жыл бұрын

They are only there is because he has peanut butter in his umm pocket. 😂😅🤣

@JLMODELTEKKEN

6 жыл бұрын

LOL good one that was hilarious!

@ursschaffer2661

6 жыл бұрын

Theo Lamp so thru!!

@bigdogpdx

6 жыл бұрын

Three bullets!

@therealoldnosey8689

6 жыл бұрын

Right, cause who would ever expect the leader of the House of Rep's and the Vice President to be with the President? I know, my world view is collapsing as well.

*UNIOM

@shelleys1872

6 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

I want someone to look at me the way Ryan looks at Trump

Are they going to applaud every sentence he says 🤔🙄 OMG 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

It must hurt to constantly stand up and applaud at everyone of Trump’s lies

@romesking4204

6 жыл бұрын

Cameren Ceniceros it hurts your pride and your knees

@deleteduser7132

6 жыл бұрын

Cameren Ceniceros What did he lie about?

@Porcke075

6 жыл бұрын

a Very profound libtard answer from you who don't actually do the research and go direct to the source's site to find out the truth. www.whitehouse.gov

@deleteduser7132

6 жыл бұрын

R G specifically what did he lie about?

@Porcke075

6 жыл бұрын

You have a problem, and it's neither President Trump nor myself. Your life is miserable, and you do't seem to know how to get out of it. Just like an alcoholic thinks the alcohol will make him feel better, it eventually leads to more depression as a side effect. You are spiritually ill and you need Jesus in your life in your heart. I know this, because if you had any amount of spiritual discernment in your heart you would not be talking the way you do against someone you dont know and with a filthy mouth. That new world order bunch even have you thinking I lie for a living. You see Marxists propagandists playbook which you're playing into is to blame others what they themselves are guilty of. If you want to know the truth about President Trump, then read his books, listen to what he does and says, but do'n't waste your time with Trevor or Comedy central nor the main stream media. Go read the actual executive orders; you have free access to them directly online. President Trump is not going down, but those swamp creatures that want to keep you enslaved to the State are already being exposed. I will leave this with you...the indictments will be coming down, just watch the actual court proceedings coming up. You really have no idea what's happening because you don't know which investigative sources to go to putting out the evidence. kzread.info/dash/bejne/goaX0a-ves3Ue6g.html

Why can’t it be a LEGO wall?

@ernie371

6 жыл бұрын

Rebellious Robot You know how expensive Lego bricks are?

@MrBrewman95

6 жыл бұрын

Denmark citizens are too intelligent to support something so dumb.

@RebelliousRobot

6 жыл бұрын

Well, not literally made of LEGO bricks. At least not those.

@RebelliousRobot

6 жыл бұрын

It'll be hard enough to get enough resources to make enough bricks to make that kind of wall. At least at the rate of where the material comes from. ABS comes from a limited resource. Nah, I mean using parts made with a renewable resource to build it. Use the renewable source for plastic to make larger sized bricks. But we need to be able to produce that resource quickly and efficiently.

*The facial expressions...priceless*

I love that OOH! jar

The whole CJ/DJ thing may seem small, but it's very telling of Trump's personality

@MetteC5

6 жыл бұрын

Entirely agree. A pity that few people seem to grasp that.

@anitabueno1091

6 жыл бұрын

Jason, I do not revel in his mistakes or gaffs but that disingenuous (Pee Wee Herman shtick ) oh I meant to do that , I'm not an idiot I am a genius! He prefers everyone call him CJ and DJ ! Give me a break Republicans play a complicit role to this monster to continue their agenda ! Paul Ryan sits there with his wormy thin lipped smile forgetting Trump threatened his Speaker position earlier 2017. Not to mention Pence with his fake Christian beliefs as porno star Stormy Daniels give interviews about the hush money and "services" she gave to our honorable "Christian " President. :

It was a night for... 'alternative facts' though...

@barbarat.2828

6 жыл бұрын

pop5678eye good one

I feel bad man, I'm a dual citizen of the US and Norway... And I had to do exactly no paperwork.

@jessarose2288

5 жыл бұрын

So lucky. So fucking lucky.

And the two persons behind him were nodding to his concluding statement so proudly? Perhaps, they zoned out throughout the whole speech?

Thank you for the excellent work you did on the economy, Obama.

@sergek767

6 жыл бұрын

Yoda Obama tripled national debt I’m sure and it wasn’t stopping. Not a trump supporter but don’t be a one sided American that doesn’t want to look at the facts. Obama did good things don’t get me wrong. But in comparison to money made between trump and Obama. You shouldn’t be thanking Obama.

@sergek767

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Tiehes never said Obama’s was a good president. He just did some good things

@erikbaran7197

6 жыл бұрын

The Dow Jones in 1/09 - 7,949, 1/17 - 17,830. Unemployment, 7.8% to 5.8%. GDP Growth, -5.4% to +3.5%. Deficit GDP 9.8% to 2.8%. Job creation -600,000 to +250,000. Consumer confidence, 37.7 to 94.5. We were on the brink of another repugnantcan created depression when Obama took over, the economy started its rebound in 2010 and has been growing ever since. Does what he says? How's that wall coming, has Mexico at least put down a down payment? Repeal Romneycare? The only thing he's done is give his own kind a massive, permanent tax break, while screwing 75% of Americans, antagonized a fellow deranged nuclear capable leader, watched fox and friends and got into twitter flame wars. You're one of those people who can be fooled all the time.

@sergek767

6 жыл бұрын

Sam Tiehes lol if he cares so much about the world then why the heck did he sign up to be an American president who should put his country first not push it down to bring others up. Everything you brought up about Obama is everything he did wrong lol

@thezebraherd8275

6 жыл бұрын

Sergey Kuksenko Obama cut the deficit in half so while the debt technically increased the situation was so had at the start without him the debt would be far higher

Seems like a good Sit-Stand exercise session nothing more.

the eye banging vice lolol....what a maroon...lol..not even macaroon

Trevor didn’t actually watch the SOTU if this is his take.