Trump’s Hush Money Trial Starts Monday, Ted Cruz's Tough Week & Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial

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The big story today was that OJ Simpson died today, Caitlyn Jenner posted about his passing, the Prime Minister of Japan was in town for a state dinner and reminisced about his time living in New York before a joint session of Congress, Trump’s porn star hush money trial starts on Monday and all of his many last minute efforts to delay the proceedings have failed, Speaker Mike Johnson and Trump are planning to hold a press conference to talk about election integrity, Meatball Ron DeSantis is planning to fundraise for Donny, Ted Cruz is having a tough week after a complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission about his podcast, a group of anti-abortion extremists prayed in tongues on the floor of Senate chamber before the ruling on abortion, the Biden campaign launched a new program to engage the LGBTQ+ community, and as a tribute to the Juice we go back to the year 2007 when our pal Jake Byrd crashed the OJ Trial.
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  • @vinniediesel1369
    @vinniediesel1369Ай бұрын

    Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

  • @andrewstevenson118

    @andrewstevenson118

    Ай бұрын

    To add to that, DSM V says sociopaths might seem charming and charismatic at first, at least on the surface, but they generally find it difficult to understand other people’s feelings. They often break rules or laws, behave aggressively or impulsively, feel little guilt for harm they cause others, and use manipulation, deceit, and controlling behavior.

  • @tonymurray814

    @tonymurray814

    Ай бұрын

    I’m keeping that. Soo true!!

  • @magicmarker7047

    @magicmarker7047

    Ай бұрын

    They apparently also don't sleep.

  • @johnsanuy

    @johnsanuy

    Ай бұрын

    Now do a narcissist.

  • @rolandofgilead43

    @rolandofgilead43

    Ай бұрын

    you must be talking about Trump this is him 100%

  • @PsychoKupcake
    @PsychoKupcakeАй бұрын

    Why are we, as a country, going backward??? This is getting ridiculous.

  • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804

    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804

    Ай бұрын

    I have faith that the voters will get rid of the GOP this November.

  • @PsychoKupcake

    @PsychoKupcake

    Ай бұрын

    @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 I truly hope so but I can't help but be skeptical since no one thought he'd win the first time.

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    Ай бұрын

    "Getting"? It's been ridiculous for a long, long time!

  • @PsychoKupcake

    @PsychoKupcake

    Ай бұрын

    @@cheriem432 Fair enough.

  • @vapeymcvape5000

    @vapeymcvape5000

    Ай бұрын

    Treating your stupid antiquated constitution like scripture.

  • @MaxModded
    @MaxModdedАй бұрын

    That footage of those freaks in the Senate chamber was freaky! Yikes.

  • @IMNENIGMA1
    @IMNENIGMA1Ай бұрын

    Omg that prayer in tongues looked scary. We are in our own version of the Handmaidens Tale

  • @cynlonestar

    @cynlonestar

    Ай бұрын

    I wonder who the interpreter was: 1 Corinthians 14:27-28 New King James Version (NKJV) If anyone speaks in a tongue, let there be two or at the most three, each in turn, and let one interpret. But if there is no interpreter, let him keep silent in church, and let him speak to himself and to God. I remember going to a church as a teen. My mother demanded I go… I was horrified and went home to find this passage because I knew I read it at some point during my life. The church had my mother on the stage, surrounded by 4 people. All were supposedly speaking tongues and convinced my mother she had to do so in order to go to heaven. Totally freaked me out.

  • @Desertbiker617
    @Desertbiker617Ай бұрын

    You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT.

  • @Jan-zv7ze

    @Jan-zv7ze

    Ай бұрын

    Love it! GO BLUE, calling all artists to paint this November..our wonderful country.

  • @FortunateXpat

    @FortunateXpat

    Ай бұрын

    The red hats are useful. They just make stupid easier to identify.

  • @dar44445

    @dar44445

    Ай бұрын

    🗳️💙🌊👏💥

  • @wicken8895

    @wicken8895

    Ай бұрын

    Well done 👍 Vote Blue 💙💙💙

  • @user-cq5ff3zd2l

    @user-cq5ff3zd2l

    Ай бұрын

    Nice play on words and so true 😂

  • @flyrobin2544
    @flyrobin2544Ай бұрын

    Ladies in November we can sing, "🎶Take that Law and shove it! You ain't working here no more!🎶! 💙

  • @markstevens1729

    @markstevens1729

    Ай бұрын

    There’s a spoof song/video in there somewhere…

  • @ninajoit
    @ninajoitАй бұрын

    So much for separation of church and state. How repugnant

  • @Icebergwallst
    @IcebergwallstАй бұрын

    That Arizona scene is disturbing and if you don’t see that you’re insane.

  • @myqueerplantfamily
    @myqueerplantfamilyАй бұрын

    It terrifies me to see cult practices in chambers of government.

  • @SanjuanitaCruz

    @SanjuanitaCruz

    Ай бұрын

    Than VOTE BLUE

  • @marygillmeister6013

    @marygillmeister6013

    Ай бұрын

    How was that display even allowed in the chamber? 😮

  • @truthalonetriumphs6572

    @truthalonetriumphs6572

    Ай бұрын

    Perfectly normal in the Republican party

  • @lesleyjohnson8488

    @lesleyjohnson8488

    Ай бұрын

    Absolutely

  • @Tosca767

    @Tosca767

    Ай бұрын

    That was truly shocking and very scary to see!

  • @juleswarren6574
    @juleswarren6574Ай бұрын

    "The President must have full immunity..." .... 2 minutes later.... "The President is doing criminal stuff, and should be prosecuted!" The man is as transparent as the Emperor's new clothes, how the duck does anyone take him seriously?

  • @ik7482

    @ik7482

    Ай бұрын

    when he said 'president must have immunity', he could think only of himself.

  • @4Sunflower

    @4Sunflower

    Ай бұрын

    He has zapped all their brain cells.

  • @Northman1963

    @Northman1963

    Ай бұрын

    Trump is incapable of entertaining two opposing thoughts at once

  • @ArksCovenant

    @ArksCovenant

    Ай бұрын

    Only people who can't think for themselves or are neck deep in his Kool Aid.

  • @dianealarcon8304

    @dianealarcon8304

    Ай бұрын

    If he had his way, he’d become an Emperor, bringing down democracy, while creating chaos in the USA. Don’t forget January 6th. He wants to be King. He

  • @melindagarcia4497
    @melindagarcia4497Ай бұрын

    Praying in a senate chamber. 🙄 So much for separation of church and state.

  • @CarolDupras-je9ku

    @CarolDupras-je9ku

    Ай бұрын

    Also funny how Trump always makes fun of Biden for praying in Church.

  • @CarolDupras-je9ku

    @CarolDupras-je9ku

    Ай бұрын

    Where you are SUPPOSED to pray.

  • @ILmylife108

    @ILmylife108

    Ай бұрын

    Selling Bibles to support your failed attempt to run for President.... separation of church and state?

  • @ILmylife108

    @ILmylife108

    Ай бұрын

    Is selling Bibles to try to get into a government office separation of church and state?

  • @gypsyspirit8519
    @gypsyspirit8519Ай бұрын

    That whole praying in tongues in a state senate….just, WOW. America is truly Gilead.

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizenАй бұрын

    Aww, it's so sweet what the Japanese politician said about watching the Flintstones. I loved yabadabado too😙

  • @sunshine3914

    @sunshine3914

    Ай бұрын

    Aww… there was a comedian who said he had wanted to be a Flintstone when he grew up. Can’t remember who it was now.

  • @sheilaboston7051

    @sheilaboston7051

    Ай бұрын

    Back when times were simpler.

  • @mbjasniewski

    @mbjasniewski

    Ай бұрын

    Folks in Dubai may not know about Fred Flintstone, but the folks in _Abu Dhabi do..._

  • @jimijames63

    @jimijames63

    Ай бұрын

    You mean like mtg, the Barny Rubble look alike?

  • @tpsyturvy6987

    @tpsyturvy6987

    Ай бұрын

    FRinstonez 😂😂😂

  • @davidsimpson4046
    @davidsimpson4046Ай бұрын

    Seriously look at them speaking in tongues… it’s mental. Actually mental. None of them should hold places of power EVER

  • @jonathanconnor7920

    @jonathanconnor7920

    Ай бұрын

    Church ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️❌➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️ State Republicans never got the memo. Or if they did, they crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. You know, "patriots". 🙄

  • @lilyjiri

    @lilyjiri

    Ай бұрын

    This scared me the most. Terrifying!!!!

  • @dicksledge2447

    @dicksledge2447

    Ай бұрын

    Trump did warn us about people speaking languages you can't understand. I just never take him seriously.

  • @sammi723
    @sammi723Ай бұрын

    Jake Byrd MUST stand outside at Trumps first trial. Legendary.

  • @leonacurry8799
    @leonacurry8799Ай бұрын

    Jake Byrd, the 1st Troll and the greatest 🤣🤣🤣

  • @humanlifeforce
    @humanlifeforceАй бұрын

    I watched the Japanese Prime Minister's address to Congress. It was excellent!

  • @catalinacurio

    @catalinacurio

    Ай бұрын

    I visited Japan last year, was pleasantly surprised at their sense of humour. 😊

  • @jc1204
    @jc1204Ай бұрын

    The greatest honor I will have as a American citizen will be to vote for Joe Biden and against trump this November.

  • @OUTLIERHXC

    @OUTLIERHXC

    Ай бұрын

    Aint no way you’re human

  • @thaisstone5192

    @thaisstone5192

    Ай бұрын

    @@OUTLIERHXC Right back at you, BOT!!!

  • @samgutts1357

    @samgutts1357

    Ай бұрын

    Joe Biden is not my idol, but Biden isn't criminally indicted by four federal and state grand juries in 4 different jurisdictions. We were taught in 5th grade Civics class that Justice delayed is Justice denied. I would be suspect of Ronald Reagan himself if he had 88 federal and state criminal indictments hanging over his head. And I damn sure would want to know if a jury of his peers found him guilty or not guilty of crimes against the United States before the next election.

  • @ckdk1589

    @ckdk1589

    Ай бұрын

    it’s a bot for sure

  • @paulsolon6229

    @paulsolon6229

    Ай бұрын

    Ugh

  • @DM-kc5du
    @DM-kc5duАй бұрын

    I'd gladly take a guy with 81 years behind him over one with 88 criminal counts ahead of him.

  • @py528

    @py528

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 you liberals are hilarious

  • @amyreynolds3619

    @amyreynolds3619

    Ай бұрын

    ​@py528 , 😮. Projecting must be a major of the Repuklican party. Congrats on being able to confirm that.

  • @Nick-fg4dq

    @Nick-fg4dq

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@py528thanx,mind you compared to gutfeld mike pillow is hilarious

  • @bern2076

    @bern2076

    Ай бұрын

    voting for a potato that showers with his daughter. kimmel & his fans are hilarious

  • @Nick-fg4dq

    @Nick-fg4dq

    Ай бұрын

    @@bern2076 8 million dollars for sexual assault and defamation,your hero donnie!!!!!!!!!

  • @doctorfeelok8575
    @doctorfeelok8575Ай бұрын

    That "O.J.'s favorite drink is Slice" joke has layers LOL.

  • @cottonkittencandy
    @cottonkittencandyАй бұрын

    those state representatives praying look like they're trying to summon a demon

  • @rosaamarillo2110

    @rosaamarillo2110

    Ай бұрын

    Last time they did they got Kari Lake

  • @alisonbird5491

    @alisonbird5491

    Ай бұрын

    @@rosaamarillo2110 Good one! 👍👍

  • @riandraegon556

    @riandraegon556

    Ай бұрын

    They are.

  • @OldHollywood-xh8cl

    @OldHollywood-xh8cl

    Ай бұрын

    No need. He’s already living in Florida.

  • @robertl4824

    @robertl4824

    Ай бұрын

    2 Thessalonians 2 the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. 4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God. 9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, 10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness. (I myself don't actually believe anything in the bible but it is amazing how these passages capture trump)

  • @dalkurd1
    @dalkurd1Ай бұрын

    Republicans should’ve voted for Bernie Sanders, so they could’ve afford the mental health care they need. Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪

  • @tylerhackner9731

    @tylerhackner9731

    Ай бұрын

    Bernie would’ve been the best president

  • @Al-oe8ib

    @Al-oe8ib

    Ай бұрын

    @@tylerhackner9731your current one has the best record of any, but will never get credit for it because of the criminal lies pushed by trump and his fellow Putin servants

  • @tonymurray814

    @tonymurray814

    Ай бұрын

    Good point!!

  • @paulpease8254

    @paulpease8254

    Ай бұрын

    Ironic that you’re from Stockholm, the whole MAGA party has Stockholm syndrome!

  • @user-nd1qb8el3b

    @user-nd1qb8el3b

    Ай бұрын

    @@Al-oe8ib wow!.. I have never read a comment that was 100% wrong..even the most uneducated of liberals get at least something right, but not you..I'm impressed.

  • @cvtuttle
    @cvtuttleАй бұрын

    This crap with them praying around the seal needs to be on every news channel. This crap is insane.

  • @blackjackmusic1107

    @blackjackmusic1107

    Ай бұрын

    How bout the coke found in the white house? or hunters child porn found on his laptop?

  • @gregmills8192
    @gregmills8192Ай бұрын

    The Arizona senate chamber spectacle . . . . I thought someone dropped a contact lens 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @mollysidney1963
    @mollysidney1963Ай бұрын

    My God. America has gone batshit crazy.

  • @rastus666

    @rastus666

    Ай бұрын

    25%, give or take

  • @mellocello187

    @mellocello187

    Ай бұрын

    No, actually, Trump has gone batshit crazy. Most of us hate him.

  • @Gmalisaz

    @Gmalisaz

    Ай бұрын

    You believe the BIG LIE. THATS CRAZY. DOMINION WAS NOT COMPROMISED.

  • @scottyp947

    @scottyp947

    Ай бұрын

    Just in the cities. We're still sane in the rural areas.

  • @ewokwarrior2656

    @ewokwarrior2656

    Ай бұрын

    Not all of America, just MAGA 'Murica.

  • @angrytomshatnextdoor4770
    @angrytomshatnextdoor4770Ай бұрын

    Tonight you are talking about the passing of OJ Simpson, I cannot wait to watch your show when you are talking about the passing of Donald Trump!

  • @claudiajacques2339

    @claudiajacques2339

    Ай бұрын

    ❤❤😂

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    Ай бұрын

    Well, that's one thing that will happen! As Ben Franklin said, the two certainties are Death and Taxes...oh...

  • @divinewon73

    @divinewon73

    Ай бұрын

    🌈🎯😹🤩🤗

  • @lorinelson5383

    @lorinelson5383

    Ай бұрын

    Anytime now please

  • @andrewli1519

    @andrewli1519

    Ай бұрын

    If u have to compare urself to Lincoln and say ur better, there's definitely an issue there. If even half of this country wants this madman back in office...this world's crazy

  • @claudiolopez5776
    @claudiolopez5776Ай бұрын

    The drum roll after the announcement of Mike Johnson meeting Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago regarding "election integrity", was just priceless!😂

  • @MommyOfMutants
    @MommyOfMutantsАй бұрын

    “Thank you Joe Pesci” took me tf out. I’m literally crying 😂

  • @dceplay

    @dceplay

    Ай бұрын

    All Cousin Vinny was missing there were the “two yewts”.

  • @freddyconsoli975

    @freddyconsoli975

    Ай бұрын

    How about “2-0 Juice” ✌🏼 😂😂😂

  • @ayeeshahm9078

    @ayeeshahm9078

    Ай бұрын

    Me too. I was gasping for breath from laughing so hard

  • @alexanderdumas-
    @alexanderdumas-Ай бұрын

    “He is a criminal” he is literally in court arguing presidents are immune from crime 😂

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    Ай бұрын

    They *have* to be! Otherwise, Chump is bigly doo doo!

  • @gloriabaumstimler2729

    @gloriabaumstimler2729

    Ай бұрын

    While accusing president Biden of being a criminal 😂😂😂

  • @stevenmoore3480

    @stevenmoore3480

    Ай бұрын

    and yet no one has said that to his face...

  • @jonathanconnor7920

    @jonathanconnor7920

    Ай бұрын

    No one ever accused Donald of being a smart man. No one living in reality, that is.

  • @motorheart9045

    @motorheart9045

    Ай бұрын

    @@cheriem432Sir Chump💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

  • @Nobuddy39
    @Nobuddy39Ай бұрын

    7:01 this crap looks more like a cult ritual than a senate!

  • @aWOKEn1445

    @aWOKEn1445

    Ай бұрын

    Extremely disturbing. Unbelievable, really.💙💙💙

  • @78Mustang

    @78Mustang

    Ай бұрын

    What?! Whatta'ya mean ya fergot the dad-gum bag'a snakes?!

  • @dvhughesdesign

    @dvhughesdesign

    Ай бұрын

    Because it is a cult.

  • @jeffc2630

    @jeffc2630

    Ай бұрын

    They dropped their coke !

  • @kingjamos2422

    @kingjamos2422

    Ай бұрын

    They forgot to bring the special kool-aid, unfortunately.

  • @davidswift7776
    @davidswift7776Ай бұрын

    Absolutely hilarious… he loved 🥰 The Juice.. and so many bought it! Golden comedy!

  • @plm8550
    @plm8550Ай бұрын

    6:33 Good to see the principles of separation of church & state at work.

  • @SayAhh
    @SayAhhАй бұрын

    3:10 how can Biden be a criminal when Trump is arguing that sitting presidents are immune?

  • @johnsanuy

    @johnsanuy

    Ай бұрын

    He can't simply because he doesn't break the law. But if you want to play trumps game then IF biden were to commit a crime, he would have immunity because trump said they should all have it. I dislike trump so much he disgusts me.

  • @user-xw9lb3zc8g

    @user-xw9lb3zc8g

    Ай бұрын

    So cause you can’t be brought to court or held liable that means the person isn’t guilty.

  • @joeystillpoppin1173

    @joeystillpoppin1173

    Ай бұрын

    Exactly 😂

  • @sandyleewhite

    @sandyleewhite

    Ай бұрын

    Good Point!!!

  • @Mobri

    @Mobri

    Ай бұрын

    @@user-xw9lb3zc8g That was almost English. A for effort.

  • @tarahill2193
    @tarahill2193Ай бұрын

    What happened to separation of church and state? There should be a lawsuit .

  • @MrBsbotto

    @MrBsbotto

    Ай бұрын

    What happened to the separation of Trump and Melania? Now THAT should be a lawsuit!

  • @andrewli1519

    @andrewli1519

    Ай бұрын

    Even if God was real, he wouldn't be allowing this...warm and kindness is one of the teachings, and forcing ppl to believe in something is not showing that. And no one can judge for God but he himself. These are some of my thoughts...

  • @akaimizu1

    @akaimizu1

    Ай бұрын

    This will likely cancel out. There's at least as many praying for the exact opposite to happen, from those in the religion, as those people on that floor. Alas, no lawsuit will likely come from this. It will be up to the voters to stop it. It does show how important it is for history to be maintained, as true problems, and true causes for much death and suffering are forgotten. So what ends up happening, as displayed here, are people who think they are solving a problem when in truth are introducing a far worse problem. Because nobody, in their circle, is around to tell them all what happened, in the past, that caused the decision to be made in the 1970s.

  • @beesnort3163

    @beesnort3163

    Ай бұрын

    Time to tax the cults! ALL of them!!!

  • @DodieSnow

    @DodieSnow

    Ай бұрын

    Isn't it in the constitution? Separation of church and state???

  • @camswar
    @camswarАй бұрын

    Jimmy, you are on fire! Love your show. Refreshing to see someone with ballz tell it like it is!

  • @philipciaffa6643
    @philipciaffa6643Ай бұрын

    Each element of this segment was priceless! Well done! Hit it out of the park!

  • @gm9559
    @gm9559Ай бұрын

    Kimmels jokes of politicians are terrific.😂

  • @davidfeltz8697

    @davidfeltz8697

    Ай бұрын

    So funny. The bit with Biden for Hays was hilarious.

  • @steveknight6398

    @steveknight6398

    Ай бұрын

    Oh yes, y'all love to make fun of all those on the right side of the aisle. But how dare if you make fun of Biden, Obummer, or any other Marxist reprobate politician on the left.

  • @Crayzeecatlady
    @CrayzeecatladyАй бұрын

    Trump is still past his jail time.

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    Ай бұрын

    And, as far as we can tell, he's trying like hell to *stay there*. Let's not let him!

  • @nofybn7794

    @nofybn7794

    Ай бұрын

    way way way way way past time

  • @suzannaramirez9689

    @suzannaramirez9689

    Ай бұрын

    For sure.👍

  • @kittyonmydesk5532

    @kittyonmydesk5532

    Ай бұрын

    It's "Trump, it's still past your jail time!"

  • @dborg56

    @dborg56

    Ай бұрын

    If you or me did a small fraction of the things Trump is accused of we would be in jail and the keys thrown away a long time ago.

  • @insonglee3955
    @insonglee3955Ай бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel, Deep gratitude for your humorous truth telling. This country needs you. Please keep up the good work.

  • @moabman6803

    @moabman6803

    Ай бұрын

    Why is Jimmy Kimmel making fun of the African American community?

  • @jennieoh8543
    @jennieoh8543Ай бұрын

    Jimmy and team, please speak about the threats, harassment, and firing of librarians across the country!!!!

  • @anotherlover6954

    @anotherlover6954

    Ай бұрын

    You don't want him to talk about the journalists the Obama and Biden administration have harassed? Two of them, Sharyl Atkinson and Catherine Herridge just testified to their harassment in front of Congress. Not interested?

  • @RobRoss
    @RobRossАй бұрын

    Speaking in tongues is the height of self delusion. 🙄

  • @grumpydave7329

    @grumpydave7329

    Ай бұрын

    Or a way to "Tell me you're a CONservative without telling me you're a CONservative." lol.

  • @corgising5606

    @corgising5606

    Ай бұрын

    Poor Arizona.

  • @ricklocke1187

    @ricklocke1187

    Ай бұрын

    I think religion itself is the height of self delusion and 💙🧢💙🇺🇦

  • @tomindenver1331

    @tomindenver1331

    Ай бұрын

    The worst part is now Arizona is going to have to print ballots in whatever language that was.

  • @cyndinelson8700

    @cyndinelson8700

    Ай бұрын

    Speaking in tongues is for those that are possessed or just aren’t aware of how Babylon worked

  • @pdizbon
    @pdizbonАй бұрын

    The world is waiting for Agent Orange and his miserable family to join OJ!!!!!!

  • @Hugh_Bleffner

    @Hugh_Bleffner

    Ай бұрын

    I don’t care about the death of OJ. Agent Orange on the other hand, I’ll celebrate for a week when he meets his demise.

  • @lorinelson5383

    @lorinelson5383

    Ай бұрын

    Amen

  • @williamevans3148

    @williamevans3148

    Ай бұрын

    Hell Yeah !!!

  • @tonipolkki4728

    @tonipolkki4728

    Ай бұрын

    ASAP

  • @zacg_

    @zacg_

    Ай бұрын

    OJ's passing is justice for the late Norm Macdonald!

  • @laineyg6
    @laineyg6Ай бұрын

    I vaguely remember that guy Jake Byrd, but I'd never seen all of that. What a brilliant comedy concept!

  • @janluke4076
    @janluke4076Ай бұрын

    I have gone so far down the political black hole, I appreciate a chance to laugh at all of it. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @sarahjones8787
    @sarahjones8787Ай бұрын

    Oh my God I have lived in az my whole life. These people are crazy. So embarrassing. Az wasn't even a state when this law passed.

  • @davidwoods7408

    @davidwoods7408

    Ай бұрын

    Get out while you can!😳

  • @andrewli1519

    @andrewli1519

    Ай бұрын

    To alienate it's ppl and take away rights from it's citizens and making it a crazy town...

  • @Rugelacharugula

    @Rugelacharugula

    Ай бұрын

    And women weren’t even allowed to VOTE

  • @doningraham916
    @doningraham916Ай бұрын

    Do this America; be proud of voting against Traitor Trump!!!

  • @katalac

    @katalac

    Ай бұрын

    Most of us will

  • @dawnstanley1733

    @dawnstanley1733

    Ай бұрын

    Always against him.

  • @babesimmons4017

    @babesimmons4017

    Ай бұрын

    Voting against trump is a badge of Honor💙

  • @BBc55

    @BBc55

    Ай бұрын

    Think strategic what other country is going thru this seriously

  • @BBc55

    @BBc55

    Ай бұрын

    He is the reason we are the laughing stock of the world

  • @GreatBunny
    @GreatBunnyАй бұрын

    Omfg I thought this “Jake Byrd” ‘07 special was fake until the news clips!! I’m dead

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313Ай бұрын

    Ah, the passing of the Juice... his trial was quite the media circus... but I think Donnie's trials will be the biggest clown show of all...

  • @RedPolitics1776

    @RedPolitics1776

    Ай бұрын

    Where’s Hunter?

  • @flyrobin2544

    @flyrobin2544

    Ай бұрын

    Isn't it to early to be joking about OJs death.... no 🚫

  • @Conservadouche93

    @Conservadouche93

    Ай бұрын

    Let me guess. You're going to post the same thing on Colbert too?

  • @lillyanderson3623

    @lillyanderson3623

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@RedPolitics1776He's in your head 24/7.

  • @freya8133

    @freya8133

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@RedPolitics1776No evidence!

  • @strapp1999
    @strapp1999Ай бұрын

    Were those folks on the floor doing a seance?????!!!! What is happening to our human race!?!?!

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    Ай бұрын

    Your human race. That's not happening anywhere else.

  • @sheilaboston7051

    @sheilaboston7051

    Ай бұрын

    Our Aussie ex-PM was a happy-clappy, but if even a smell of something like this had happened they would have all been gone by the next day. Some of those southern states have some serious problems.

  • @robertt9342

    @robertt9342

    Ай бұрын

    @@lenawagenfuehr53. So you aren’t human? Not sure if you understand how speciation works.

  • @binaryfairy4197

    @binaryfairy4197

    Ай бұрын

    That was the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time! What happened to the separation of church and State??!! These people have definitely been indoctrinated into the cult. God help the USA 🇺🇸 🗳️💙

  • @brianmurphy767

    @brianmurphy767

    Ай бұрын

    These people have always been around, decades of erosion of education systems and voter apathy and not showing up votes these psychos in.

  • @akmediascope
    @akmediascopeАй бұрын

    Those comical sound effects from the band on mention Trump antics we're hilarious!

  • @RudeOptics
    @RudeOpticsАй бұрын

    Just wow....I met a few people "speaking in tounges" at a church thing and it's insane!

  • @shannonwylie9419

    @shannonwylie9419

    Ай бұрын

    My daughter went to a church and they told her to practice the words. I was shocked. It was a long time ago.

  • @MsKimmy1234
    @MsKimmy1234Ай бұрын

    Wow! My jaw hit the floor watching those crazies in Arizona praying on the floor. That’s freaking creepy!

  • @lilianevanbel3123

    @lilianevanbel3123

    Ай бұрын

    Should be illegal. Hmm, it actually is, right?

  • @jlbueno0611

    @jlbueno0611

    Ай бұрын

    Welcome to arizona...first time? Is full.of crazies out here , if it wasn't for us immigrants , this state would've become an extremist taliban like state way way more than it is 😅

  • @ewokwarrior2656

    @ewokwarrior2656

    Ай бұрын

    Christian Nationalist working out their Christian Sharia laws including how to pray.

  • @dpforth

    @dpforth

    Ай бұрын

    American Taliban

  • @DmitriyGoroshko-mo5rb

    @DmitriyGoroshko-mo5rb

    Ай бұрын

    Praying was one of the most beautiful things, it’s weird to those that don’t have a realationship with Jesus Christ and he’s on his way back for his people

  • @gilbertozuniga8063
    @gilbertozuniga8063Ай бұрын

    That’s rich- calling Biden a criminal.

  • @shellimendoza7332

    @shellimendoza7332

    Ай бұрын

    Right 😂

  • @Dustinneukom

    @Dustinneukom

    Ай бұрын

    So fair

  • @1onelyone

    @1onelyone

    Ай бұрын

    Projection

  • @Slo-ryde

    @Slo-ryde

    Ай бұрын

    Pure narcissism

  • @gilbertozuniga8063

    @gilbertozuniga8063

    Ай бұрын

    It is not Biden that has umpteenth criminal and civil trials looming. It is the orange man himself.

  • @Lethah
    @LethahАй бұрын

    In Arizona drooling on the floor… wonderful. Thanks geesh

  • @christophlieding734
    @christophlieding734Ай бұрын

    Danke from Germany. The best coming from Amerika this is it.

  • @kasondaleigh
    @kasondaleighАй бұрын

    What happened to the separation of church and state?

  • @janefreeman995
    @janefreeman995Ай бұрын

    That Arizona clip was freaky. Wow.

  • @sheilaboston7051

    @sheilaboston7051

    Ай бұрын

    The really problematic thing is, it wasn't comedy. The best thing is, how many people wouldn't have seen that if not for Jimmy?

  • @Ullumma

    @Ullumma

    Ай бұрын

    Evangelicals have lost their damn minds!

  • @It__From__Bit
    @It__From__BitАй бұрын

    So much for the separation of church and state.

  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh

    @MikeBrown-ex9nh

    Ай бұрын

    Or sanity.

  • @Moluccan56

    @Moluccan56

    Ай бұрын

    Church and Taste.

  • @caroljones5334
    @caroljones5334Ай бұрын

    America show us your not corrupt And he s not above the law!!!!! Lock him up!!

  • @polyglot12
    @polyglot12Ай бұрын

    What was the "trial of the century" in the 90's has now become simply the "trial of the week".

  • @andrewstevenson118

    @andrewstevenson118

    Ай бұрын

    Pretty much every decade of the twentieth century had a "trial of the century." 🙂

  • @joannajamerson35

    @joannajamerson35

    Ай бұрын

    I totally remember. I was 19

  • @mrbamfo5000
    @mrbamfo5000Ай бұрын

    "Speaking in Tongues" What a bunch of gibberish.

  • @wzyzxy
    @wzyzxyАй бұрын

    This is the better Jimmy!

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221Ай бұрын

    Great content. Keep it up Jimmy

  • @InterestedCitizen
    @InterestedCitizenАй бұрын

    I am ready for Monday🎥🎬📽📺🍿🍷😄

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessageАй бұрын

    Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.

  • @HoneyBadger80886

    @HoneyBadger80886

    Ай бұрын

    Lol

  • @flyrobin2544

    @flyrobin2544

    Ай бұрын

    Love it!

  • @MeBihhhh

    @MeBihhhh

    Ай бұрын

    Him and Nicole

  • @ValerieJean-fo6lc

    @ValerieJean-fo6lc

    Ай бұрын

    There's a special place in hell....and he's there now.

  • @notsure1969

    @notsure1969

    Ай бұрын

    At a blistering 40 miles per hour.

  • @jamesgoines7663
    @jamesgoines7663Ай бұрын

    This was lit! Jimmy was on fire!

  • @efowlermail
    @efowlermailАй бұрын

    Arizona lawmakers are in violation of the establishment clause.

  • @LiberallyAbsurd02
    @LiberallyAbsurd02Ай бұрын

    Ugh! I can't wait until they throw the book at Trump

  • @cheriem432

    @cheriem432

    Ай бұрын

    I have a bottle of excellent champagne ready for when Chump is convicted. Of anything!

  • @jimijames63

    @jimijames63

    Ай бұрын

    I hope it's the tRump bible.

  • @Will-nb1tc

    @Will-nb1tc

    Ай бұрын

    Make All Grifters Accountable !!!

  • @CombatMosquitoTrainer
    @CombatMosquitoTrainerАй бұрын

    So depressing, half of America is happily giving away its democracy and freedoms to trump, whilst Ukraine is desperately fighting for theirs without the help they deserve.

  • @jimijames63

    @jimijames63

    Ай бұрын

    It may be half of Congress, but it's not half of Americans.

  • @Ric0806

    @Ric0806

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jimijames63close to half. And that's seriously unnerving.

  • @Arltratlo

    @Arltratlo

    Ай бұрын

    @@jimijames63 3/4 of the USA dont understand democracy!

  • @livewiiiiire
    @livewiiiiireАй бұрын

    Jake Byrd is my favorite liw key comedian - between these remotes and Windy City Heat, he is an absolute legend.

  • @jdghgh
    @jdghghАй бұрын

    Why the hell haven’t I seen more of Jake Byrd?!

  • @ryshow9118
    @ryshow9118Ай бұрын

    Listening to TFG claim that Biden is now committing crimes while arguing at the Supreme Court that presidents can't commit crimes is fully mind-blowing 😂

  • @MammeJ

    @MammeJ

    Ай бұрын

    If MAGA didn't have hypocrisy they would have nothing at all. MAGA’s tried to impeach Biden since election day so a 77 yo with an 8yo maturity level can say “they did it too” of course ONE of his charges in Hush money, Jan6th & Georgia is-Election interference lol How people STILL believe his insane rhetoric is terrifying. Not ONE Democrat testified or provided evidence to any of the grand juries that indicted him 😡 only the Best people!

  • @user-hl3fm7tb1e

    @user-hl3fm7tb1e

    Ай бұрын

    Right isn't it pathetic 😂

  • @HRHDMKYT

    @HRHDMKYT

    Ай бұрын

    The beauty of this case of Trump’s scheme to fraudulently influence a U.S. presidential election is that he began committing these crimes before he took office.

  • @kennethvenezia4400

    @kennethvenezia4400

    Ай бұрын

    Shouldn't he have choked on a burger by now?😮

  • @kitkatpattie15

    @kitkatpattie15

    Ай бұрын

    @@kennethvenezia4400one can hope 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

  • @tonymurray814
    @tonymurray814Ай бұрын

    Do you know people in Dubai don’t like the flintstones but people in Abu Dabhi dooooooo!!!

  • @shannonwylie9419

    @shannonwylie9419

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @Axolotl_Mischief
    @Axolotl_MischiefАй бұрын

    That's some epic trolling, Jake...👏🤘

  • @dcos77
    @dcos77Ай бұрын

    There needs to be a system where at some point if your lawyers keep delaying at every chance, we have to keep the suspect in custody until the trial ends.

  • @williamdillard5060
    @williamdillard5060Ай бұрын

    What happened to The separation between church and state? Watching that pray meeting in Arizona is frightening.

  • @tripp2

    @tripp2

    Ай бұрын

    Also what happened to smaller government the right used to always say they want. Now they,re in our bedrooms, in our religious beliefs etc.

  • @bob-zi1eb

    @bob-zi1eb

    Ай бұрын

    @@tripp2 Attacking corporations like Disney. There is nothing worse than big government interfering in the free market.

  • @tonygrowley5275

    @tonygrowley5275

    Ай бұрын

    Arkansas? Don't you mean Arizona? It was really creepy, though.

  • @el7jake

    @el7jake

    Ай бұрын

    Remember that Ms. Bobert (R-Co) wants "the church" to tell the govt. what to do. She failed to say which church....

  • @lashinka2574

    @lashinka2574

    Ай бұрын

    They weren't even praying in tongues! They were just laying there like babies yelling "ba ba ma ma... bottle ma ma!" 😂😂 fake, theatrical crap.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623Ай бұрын

    I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

  • @katyccarroll7112
    @katyccarroll7112Ай бұрын

    Total violation of separation of church and state!!

  • @blw957
    @blw957Ай бұрын

    Whomever wrote this monologue was so spot on I literally laughed so hard I came.

  • @bluemoon3264
    @bluemoon3264Ай бұрын

    The holy rollers on the floor praying .

  • @n.a.lockhart

    @n.a.lockhart

    Ай бұрын

    Something right out of the dark ages.

  • @jeffc2630

    @jeffc2630

    Ай бұрын

    Dropped their cocaine !

  • @itspersonal3351

    @itspersonal3351

    Ай бұрын

    As a Christian, I’m so embarrassed. Their craziness is having me thinking about converting to Islam!

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541Ай бұрын

    I just fell in love with the PM of Japan. Thanks, Jimmy.

  • @tammylathrop6223

    @tammylathrop6223

    Ай бұрын

    What a hoot he was!! She's darling too.

  • @RH-wj4rz

    @RH-wj4rz

    Ай бұрын

    Nice to hear a political figure say “yabba dabba doo” on purpose.

  • @Arltratlo

    @Arltratlo

    Ай бұрын

    easy, he is the only normal person in congress! but just for a few hours!

  • @nutgoof

    @nutgoof

    Ай бұрын

    The way he makes the joke and then smiles waiting for everyone to join in on the laugh was beautiful. Kashida 2024!

  • @UrbanHiker317

    @UrbanHiker317

    Ай бұрын

    He was endearing. 😊❤

  • @mableleach5633
    @mableleach5633Ай бұрын

    I love you late night guys! Nothing about Trump makes me laugh until I listen to you!

  • @bryanspencer3454
    @bryanspencer3454Ай бұрын

    The look on the guys face when he repeats "he drives American" is priceless.

  • @martin2289
    @martin2289Ай бұрын

    Jake Byrd's "commitment to the bit" was pretty amazing.

  • @lukeskywalkermod3686

    @lukeskywalkermod3686

    Ай бұрын

    Surprised they let him get that close to the mic back then

  • @MauiMauiMe

    @MauiMauiMe

    Ай бұрын

    Legend!!

  • @Rugelacharugula
    @RugelacharugulaАй бұрын

    A bad day for Ted is a good day for….well, basically everyone else.

  • @nancybeckett2136
    @nancybeckett2136Ай бұрын

    This was one of the best intro's

  • @travismikilia2287
    @travismikilia2287Ай бұрын

    The Jake Byrd segment was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @susanf9056
    @susanf9056Ай бұрын

    The glove fits now.

  • @tonymurray814

    @tonymurray814

    Ай бұрын

    And his fav stabbing hat!

  • @teresathayn5170
    @teresathayn5170Ай бұрын

    OMG! I love the Flintstones!! "Yabba dabba do!" translates into "Far Out!". ❤

  • @elialmodovar6685

    @elialmodovar6685

    Ай бұрын

    No. It loses a lot in translation. I know. I'm fluent in four. Yabba-daba-do is fine as is.

  • @marylyn3081

    @marylyn3081

    Ай бұрын

    Kinda like Yahtzee! It has its time and place. Bonsai!

  • @itspersonal3351

    @itspersonal3351

    Ай бұрын

    😂 I thought it translated into “where’s the dog?”

  • @jensee2691
    @jensee2691Ай бұрын

    I find that news can come in various ways. And this is one way. thanks Jimmy

  • @derrikoates8573
    @derrikoates8573Ай бұрын

    Hope they run a Law and Order Marathon all weekend in preparation for Trump v. Manhattan

  • @milosterwheeler2520
    @milosterwheeler2520Ай бұрын

    This week Arizona legislature has nuts speaking in tongues. Next week they will be handling snakes. (I'm rooting for the snakes.)

  • @michaellombardi1620
    @michaellombardi1620Ай бұрын

    Who are these highly respected legal scholars?

  • @AcademyNS

    @AcademyNS

    Ай бұрын

    Trump hasn't substantiated a claim in his life.

  • @elialmodovar6685

    @elialmodovar6685

    Ай бұрын

    The ones in his head with whom he talks a lot.

  • @timmckeown1313

    @timmckeown1313

    Ай бұрын

    Disbarred lawyers.

  • @rhllc8166
    @rhllc8166Ай бұрын

    Best monologue ever!!

  • @laineyg6
    @laineyg6Ай бұрын

    Those people praying remind me of hippies tripping out, dancing with tambourines and having a great time.

  • @edgarcayce2.02

    @edgarcayce2.02

    Ай бұрын

    The difference being that the hippies weren't trying to restrict women's freedom and liberties. Quite the contrary.

  • @donnak9170
    @donnak9170Ай бұрын

    Jimmie is the first one to show that floor circle group praying or whatever that was in their courtroom. THAT is very disturbing to me.

  • @divinewon73

    @divinewon73

    Ай бұрын

    Disturbed people who prepared in a nearby, Ali, huffing, snoring, smoking and drinking whatever they could get into themselves… Time for intervention… Anybody remember the separation of church and state?

  • @kevinsummers1055
    @kevinsummers1055Ай бұрын

    Outstanding Jimmy and your writers.

  • @oklahomanorm2278
    @oklahomanorm2278Ай бұрын

    It would be hard to take life without Jimmy, but I am willing to try!

  • @erickizer5221
    @erickizer5221Ай бұрын

    I remember talking about the OJ case with other kids on my school bus

  • @Jackerlernychannel
    @JackerlernychannelАй бұрын

    Can’t wait for him to go to jail and can never work for the government again and again. I’m going to pray 🙏🏼 that he doesn’t get a chance ever in office. He’s too dangerous to the country.

  • @lenawagenfuehr53

    @lenawagenfuehr53

    Ай бұрын

    Never gonna happen. It has taken this long to even get a trial date...

  • @jillgosk8806

    @jillgosk8806

    Ай бұрын

    @@lenawagenfuehr53I think sadly this is true.

  • @karmaalstad5588

    @karmaalstad5588

    Ай бұрын

    Vote!

  • @willday5232

    @willday5232

    Ай бұрын

    I mean how is he dangeous when we've already had 4 years of him which were chill or no?

  • @torreyintahoe

    @torreyintahoe

    Ай бұрын

    What are you talking about? He did a phenomenal job when he was in office and look at how badly Biden has screwed thing up. Only people who hate this country would vote Biden.

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