Trump’s Hush Money Trial Starts Monday, Ted Cruz's Tough Week & Jake Byrd at the 2007 OJ Trial
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The big story today was that OJ Simpson died today, Caitlyn Jenner posted about his passing, the Prime Minister of Japan was in town for a state dinner and reminisced about his time living in New York before a joint session of Congress, Trump’s porn star hush money trial starts on Monday and all of his many last minute efforts to delay the proceedings have failed, Speaker Mike Johnson and Trump are planning to hold a press conference to talk about election integrity, Meatball Ron DeSantis is planning to fundraise for Donny, Ted Cruz is having a tough week after a complaint was filed with the Federal Election Commission about his podcast, a group of anti-abortion extremists prayed in tongues on the floor of Senate chamber before the ruling on abortion, the Biden campaign launched a new program to engage the LGBTQ+ community, and as a tribute to the Juice we go back to the year 2007 when our pal Jake Byrd crashed the OJ Trial.
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Signs of a psychopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
@andrewstevenson118
Ай бұрын
To add to that, DSM V says sociopaths might seem charming and charismatic at first, at least on the surface, but they generally find it difficult to understand other people’s feelings. They often break rules or laws, behave aggressively or impulsively, feel little guilt for harm they cause others, and use manipulation, deceit, and controlling behavior.
@tonymurray814
Ай бұрын
I’m keeping that. Soo true!!
@magicmarker7047
Ай бұрын
They apparently also don't sleep.
@johnsanuy
Ай бұрын
Now do a narcissist.
@rolandofgilead43
Ай бұрын
you must be talking about Trump this is him 100%
Why are we, as a country, going backward??? This is getting ridiculous.
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804
Ай бұрын
I have faith that the voters will get rid of the GOP this November.
@PsychoKupcake
Ай бұрын
@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 I truly hope so but I can't help but be skeptical since no one thought he'd win the first time.
@cheriem432
Ай бұрын
"Getting"? It's been ridiculous for a long, long time!
@PsychoKupcake
Ай бұрын
@@cheriem432 Fair enough.
@vapeymcvape5000
Ай бұрын
Treating your stupid antiquated constitution like scripture.
That footage of those freaks in the Senate chamber was freaky! Yikes.
Omg that prayer in tongues looked scary. We are in our own version of the Handmaidens Tale
@cynlonestar
Ай бұрын
I wonder who the interpreter was: 1 Corinthians 14:27-28 New King James Version (NKJV) If anyone speaks in a tongue, let there be two or at the most three, each in turn, and let one interpret. But if there is no interpreter, let him keep silent in church, and let him speak to himself and to God. I remember going to a church as a teen. My mother demanded I go… I was horrified and went home to find this passage because I knew I read it at some point during my life. The church had my mother on the stage, surrounded by 4 people. All were supposedly speaking tongues and convinced my mother she had to do so in order to go to heaven. Totally freaked me out.
You can't spell HATRED without RED HAT.
@Jan-zv7ze
Ай бұрын
Love it! GO BLUE, calling all artists to paint this November..our wonderful country.
@FortunateXpat
Ай бұрын
The red hats are useful. They just make stupid easier to identify.
@dar44445
Ай бұрын
🗳️💙🌊👏💥
@wicken8895
Ай бұрын
Well done 👍 Vote Blue 💙💙💙
@user-cq5ff3zd2l
Ай бұрын
Nice play on words and so true 😂
Ladies in November we can sing, "🎶Take that Law and shove it! You ain't working here no more!🎶! 💙
@markstevens1729
Ай бұрын
There’s a spoof song/video in there somewhere…
So much for separation of church and state. How repugnant
That Arizona scene is disturbing and if you don’t see that you’re insane.
It terrifies me to see cult practices in chambers of government.
@SanjuanitaCruz
Ай бұрын
Than VOTE BLUE
@marygillmeister6013
Ай бұрын
How was that display even allowed in the chamber? 😮
@truthalonetriumphs6572
Ай бұрын
Perfectly normal in the Republican party
@lesleyjohnson8488
Ай бұрын
Absolutely
@Tosca767
Ай бұрын
That was truly shocking and very scary to see!
"The President must have full immunity..." .... 2 minutes later.... "The President is doing criminal stuff, and should be prosecuted!" The man is as transparent as the Emperor's new clothes, how the duck does anyone take him seriously?
@ik7482
Ай бұрын
when he said 'president must have immunity', he could think only of himself.
@4Sunflower
Ай бұрын
He has zapped all their brain cells.
@Northman1963
Ай бұрын
Trump is incapable of entertaining two opposing thoughts at once
@ArksCovenant
Ай бұрын
Only people who can't think for themselves or are neck deep in his Kool Aid.
@dianealarcon8304
Ай бұрын
If he had his way, he’d become an Emperor, bringing down democracy, while creating chaos in the USA. Don’t forget January 6th. He wants to be King. He
Praying in a senate chamber. 🙄 So much for separation of church and state.
@CarolDupras-je9ku
Ай бұрын
Also funny how Trump always makes fun of Biden for praying in Church.
@CarolDupras-je9ku
Ай бұрын
Where you are SUPPOSED to pray.
@ILmylife108
Ай бұрын
Selling Bibles to support your failed attempt to run for President.... separation of church and state?
@ILmylife108
Ай бұрын
Is selling Bibles to try to get into a government office separation of church and state?
That whole praying in tongues in a state senate….just, WOW. America is truly Gilead.
Aww, it's so sweet what the Japanese politician said about watching the Flintstones. I loved yabadabado too😙
@sunshine3914
Ай бұрын
Aww… there was a comedian who said he had wanted to be a Flintstone when he grew up. Can’t remember who it was now.
@sheilaboston7051
Ай бұрын
Back when times were simpler.
@mbjasniewski
Ай бұрын
Folks in Dubai may not know about Fred Flintstone, but the folks in _Abu Dhabi do..._
@jimijames63
Ай бұрын
You mean like mtg, the Barny Rubble look alike?
@tpsyturvy6987
Ай бұрын
FRinstonez 😂😂😂
Seriously look at them speaking in tongues… it’s mental. Actually mental. None of them should hold places of power EVER
@jonathanconnor7920
Ай бұрын
Church ⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️⬅️❌➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️ State Republicans never got the memo. Or if they did, they crumpled it up and threw it in the trash. You know, "patriots". 🙄
@lilyjiri
Ай бұрын
This scared me the most. Terrifying!!!!
@dicksledge2447
Ай бұрын
Trump did warn us about people speaking languages you can't understand. I just never take him seriously.
Jake Byrd MUST stand outside at Trumps first trial. Legendary.
Jake Byrd, the 1st Troll and the greatest 🤣🤣🤣
I watched the Japanese Prime Minister's address to Congress. It was excellent!
@catalinacurio
Ай бұрын
I visited Japan last year, was pleasantly surprised at their sense of humour. 😊
The greatest honor I will have as a American citizen will be to vote for Joe Biden and against trump this November.
@OUTLIERHXC
Ай бұрын
Aint no way you’re human
@thaisstone5192
Ай бұрын
@@OUTLIERHXC Right back at you, BOT!!!
@samgutts1357
Ай бұрын
Joe Biden is not my idol, but Biden isn't criminally indicted by four federal and state grand juries in 4 different jurisdictions. We were taught in 5th grade Civics class that Justice delayed is Justice denied. I would be suspect of Ronald Reagan himself if he had 88 federal and state criminal indictments hanging over his head. And I damn sure would want to know if a jury of his peers found him guilty or not guilty of crimes against the United States before the next election.
@ckdk1589
Ай бұрын
it’s a bot for sure
@paulsolon6229
Ай бұрын
Ugh
I'd gladly take a guy with 81 years behind him over one with 88 criminal counts ahead of him.
@py528
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 you liberals are hilarious
@amyreynolds3619
Ай бұрын
@py528 , 😮. Projecting must be a major of the Repuklican party. Congrats on being able to confirm that.
@Nick-fg4dq
Ай бұрын
@@py528thanx,mind you compared to gutfeld mike pillow is hilarious
@bern2076
Ай бұрын
voting for a potato that showers with his daughter. kimmel & his fans are hilarious
@Nick-fg4dq
Ай бұрын
@@bern2076 8 million dollars for sexual assault and defamation,your hero donnie!!!!!!!!!
That "O.J.'s favorite drink is Slice" joke has layers LOL.
those state representatives praying look like they're trying to summon a demon
@rosaamarillo2110
Ай бұрын
Last time they did they got Kari Lake
@alisonbird5491
Ай бұрын
@@rosaamarillo2110 Good one! 👍👍
@riandraegon556
Ай бұрын
They are.
@OldHollywood-xh8cl
Ай бұрын
No need. He’s already living in Florida.
@robertl4824
Ай бұрын
2 Thessalonians 2 the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction. 4 He will oppose and will exalt himself over everything that is called God or is worshiped, so that he sets himself up in God’s temple, proclaiming himself to be God. 9 The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, 10 and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing. They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. 11 For this reason God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie 12 and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness. (I myself don't actually believe anything in the bible but it is amazing how these passages capture trump)
Republicans should’ve voted for Bernie Sanders, so they could’ve afford the mental health care they need. Stockholm, Sweden 🇸🇪
@tylerhackner9731
Ай бұрын
Bernie would’ve been the best president
@Al-oe8ib
Ай бұрын
@@tylerhackner9731your current one has the best record of any, but will never get credit for it because of the criminal lies pushed by trump and his fellow Putin servants
@tonymurray814
Ай бұрын
Good point!!
@paulpease8254
Ай бұрын
Ironic that you’re from Stockholm, the whole MAGA party has Stockholm syndrome!
@user-nd1qb8el3b
Ай бұрын
@@Al-oe8ib wow!.. I have never read a comment that was 100% wrong..even the most uneducated of liberals get at least something right, but not you..I'm impressed.
This crap with them praying around the seal needs to be on every news channel. This crap is insane.
@blackjackmusic1107
Ай бұрын
How bout the coke found in the white house? or hunters child porn found on his laptop?
The Arizona senate chamber spectacle . . . . I thought someone dropped a contact lens 🤣 🤣 🤣
My God. America has gone batshit crazy.
@rastus666
Ай бұрын
25%, give or take
@mellocello187
Ай бұрын
No, actually, Trump has gone batshit crazy. Most of us hate him.
@Gmalisaz
Ай бұрын
You believe the BIG LIE. THATS CRAZY. DOMINION WAS NOT COMPROMISED.
@scottyp947
Ай бұрын
Just in the cities. We're still sane in the rural areas.
@ewokwarrior2656
Ай бұрын
Not all of America, just MAGA 'Murica.
Tonight you are talking about the passing of OJ Simpson, I cannot wait to watch your show when you are talking about the passing of Donald Trump!
@claudiajacques2339
Ай бұрын
❤❤😂
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
Well, that's one thing that will happen! As Ben Franklin said, the two certainties are Death and Taxes...oh...
@divinewon73
Ай бұрын
🌈🎯😹🤩🤗
@lorinelson5383
Ай бұрын
Anytime now please
@andrewli1519
Ай бұрын
If u have to compare urself to Lincoln and say ur better, there's definitely an issue there. If even half of this country wants this madman back in office...this world's crazy
The drum roll after the announcement of Mike Johnson meeting Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago regarding "election integrity", was just priceless!😂
“Thank you Joe Pesci” took me tf out. I’m literally crying 😂
@dceplay
Ай бұрын
All Cousin Vinny was missing there were the “two yewts”.
@freddyconsoli975
Ай бұрын
How about “2-0 Juice” ✌🏼 😂😂😂
@ayeeshahm9078
Ай бұрын
Me too. I was gasping for breath from laughing so hard
“He is a criminal” he is literally in court arguing presidents are immune from crime 😂
@cheriem432
Ай бұрын
They *have* to be! Otherwise, Chump is bigly doo doo!
@gloriabaumstimler2729
Ай бұрын
While accusing president Biden of being a criminal 😂😂😂
@stevenmoore3480
Ай бұрын
and yet no one has said that to his face...
@jonathanconnor7920
Ай бұрын
No one ever accused Donald of being a smart man. No one living in reality, that is.
@motorheart9045
Ай бұрын
@@cheriem432Sir Chump💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
7:01 this crap looks more like a cult ritual than a senate!
@aWOKEn1445
Ай бұрын
Extremely disturbing. Unbelievable, really.💙💙💙
@78Mustang
Ай бұрын
What?! Whatta'ya mean ya fergot the dad-gum bag'a snakes?!
@dvhughesdesign
Ай бұрын
Because it is a cult.
@jeffc2630
Ай бұрын
They dropped their coke !
@kingjamos2422
Ай бұрын
They forgot to bring the special kool-aid, unfortunately.
Absolutely hilarious… he loved 🥰 The Juice.. and so many bought it! Golden comedy!
6:33 Good to see the principles of separation of church & state at work.
3:10 how can Biden be a criminal when Trump is arguing that sitting presidents are immune?
@johnsanuy
Ай бұрын
He can't simply because he doesn't break the law. But if you want to play trumps game then IF biden were to commit a crime, he would have immunity because trump said they should all have it. I dislike trump so much he disgusts me.
@user-xw9lb3zc8g
Ай бұрын
So cause you can’t be brought to court or held liable that means the person isn’t guilty.
@joeystillpoppin1173
Ай бұрын
Exactly 😂
@sandyleewhite
Ай бұрын
Good Point!!!
@Mobri
Ай бұрын
@@user-xw9lb3zc8g That was almost English. A for effort.
What happened to separation of church and state? There should be a lawsuit .
@MrBsbotto
Ай бұрын
What happened to the separation of Trump and Melania? Now THAT should be a lawsuit!
@andrewli1519
Ай бұрын
Even if God was real, he wouldn't be allowing this...warm and kindness is one of the teachings, and forcing ppl to believe in something is not showing that. And no one can judge for God but he himself. These are some of my thoughts...
@akaimizu1
Ай бұрын
This will likely cancel out. There's at least as many praying for the exact opposite to happen, from those in the religion, as those people on that floor. Alas, no lawsuit will likely come from this. It will be up to the voters to stop it. It does show how important it is for history to be maintained, as true problems, and true causes for much death and suffering are forgotten. So what ends up happening, as displayed here, are people who think they are solving a problem when in truth are introducing a far worse problem. Because nobody, in their circle, is around to tell them all what happened, in the past, that caused the decision to be made in the 1970s.
@beesnort3163
Ай бұрын
Time to tax the cults! ALL of them!!!
@DodieSnow
Ай бұрын
Isn't it in the constitution? Separation of church and state???
Jimmy, you are on fire! Love your show. Refreshing to see someone with ballz tell it like it is!
Each element of this segment was priceless! Well done! Hit it out of the park!
Kimmels jokes of politicians are terrific.😂
@davidfeltz8697
Ай бұрын
So funny. The bit with Biden for Hays was hilarious.
@steveknight6398
Ай бұрын
Oh yes, y'all love to make fun of all those on the right side of the aisle. But how dare if you make fun of Biden, Obummer, or any other Marxist reprobate politician on the left.
Trump is still past his jail time.
@cheriem432
Ай бұрын
And, as far as we can tell, he's trying like hell to *stay there*. Let's not let him!
@nofybn7794
Ай бұрын
way way way way way past time
@suzannaramirez9689
Ай бұрын
For sure.👍
@kittyonmydesk5532
Ай бұрын
It's "Trump, it's still past your jail time!"
@dborg56
Ай бұрын
If you or me did a small fraction of the things Trump is accused of we would be in jail and the keys thrown away a long time ago.
Jimmy Kimmel, Deep gratitude for your humorous truth telling. This country needs you. Please keep up the good work.
@moabman6803
Ай бұрын
Why is Jimmy Kimmel making fun of the African American community?
Jimmy and team, please speak about the threats, harassment, and firing of librarians across the country!!!!
@anotherlover6954
Ай бұрын
You don't want him to talk about the journalists the Obama and Biden administration have harassed? Two of them, Sharyl Atkinson and Catherine Herridge just testified to their harassment in front of Congress. Not interested?
Speaking in tongues is the height of self delusion. 🙄
@grumpydave7329
Ай бұрын
Or a way to "Tell me you're a CONservative without telling me you're a CONservative." lol.
@corgising5606
Ай бұрын
Poor Arizona.
@ricklocke1187
Ай бұрын
I think religion itself is the height of self delusion and 💙🧢💙🇺🇦
@tomindenver1331
Ай бұрын
The worst part is now Arizona is going to have to print ballots in whatever language that was.
@cyndinelson8700
Ай бұрын
Speaking in tongues is for those that are possessed or just aren’t aware of how Babylon worked
The world is waiting for Agent Orange and his miserable family to join OJ!!!!!!
@Hugh_Bleffner
Ай бұрын
I don’t care about the death of OJ. Agent Orange on the other hand, I’ll celebrate for a week when he meets his demise.
@lorinelson5383
Ай бұрын
Amen
@williamevans3148
Ай бұрын
Hell Yeah !!!
@tonipolkki4728
Ай бұрын
ASAP
@zacg_
Ай бұрын
OJ's passing is justice for the late Norm Macdonald!
I vaguely remember that guy Jake Byrd, but I'd never seen all of that. What a brilliant comedy concept!
I have gone so far down the political black hole, I appreciate a chance to laugh at all of it. Thanks Jimmy!
Oh my God I have lived in az my whole life. These people are crazy. So embarrassing. Az wasn't even a state when this law passed.
@davidwoods7408
Ай бұрын
Get out while you can!😳
@andrewli1519
Ай бұрын
To alienate it's ppl and take away rights from it's citizens and making it a crazy town...
@Rugelacharugula
Ай бұрын
And women weren’t even allowed to VOTE
Do this America; be proud of voting against Traitor Trump!!!
@katalac
Ай бұрын
Most of us will
@dawnstanley1733
Ай бұрын
Always against him.
@babesimmons4017
Ай бұрын
Voting against trump is a badge of Honor💙
@BBc55
Ай бұрын
Think strategic what other country is going thru this seriously
@BBc55
Ай бұрын
He is the reason we are the laughing stock of the world
Omfg I thought this “Jake Byrd” ‘07 special was fake until the news clips!! I’m dead
Ah, the passing of the Juice... his trial was quite the media circus... but I think Donnie's trials will be the biggest clown show of all...
@RedPolitics1776
Ай бұрын
Where’s Hunter?
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
Isn't it to early to be joking about OJs death.... no 🚫
@Conservadouche93
Ай бұрын
Let me guess. You're going to post the same thing on Colbert too?
@lillyanderson3623
Ай бұрын
@@RedPolitics1776He's in your head 24/7.
@freya8133
Ай бұрын
@@RedPolitics1776No evidence!
Were those folks on the floor doing a seance?????!!!! What is happening to our human race!?!?!
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
Your human race. That's not happening anywhere else.
@sheilaboston7051
Ай бұрын
Our Aussie ex-PM was a happy-clappy, but if even a smell of something like this had happened they would have all been gone by the next day. Some of those southern states have some serious problems.
@robertt9342
Ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53. So you aren’t human? Not sure if you understand how speciation works.
@binaryfairy4197
Ай бұрын
That was the weirdest thing I've seen in a long time! What happened to the separation of church and State??!! These people have definitely been indoctrinated into the cult. God help the USA 🇺🇸 🗳️💙
@brianmurphy767
Ай бұрын
These people have always been around, decades of erosion of education systems and voter apathy and not showing up votes these psychos in.
Those comical sound effects from the band on mention Trump antics we're hilarious!
Just wow....I met a few people "speaking in tounges" at a church thing and it's insane!
@shannonwylie9419
Ай бұрын
My daughter went to a church and they told her to practice the words. I was shocked. It was a long time ago.
Wow! My jaw hit the floor watching those crazies in Arizona praying on the floor. That’s freaking creepy!
@lilianevanbel3123
Ай бұрын
Should be illegal. Hmm, it actually is, right?
@jlbueno0611
Ай бұрын
Welcome to arizona...first time? Is full.of crazies out here , if it wasn't for us immigrants , this state would've become an extremist taliban like state way way more than it is 😅
@ewokwarrior2656
Ай бұрын
Christian Nationalist working out their Christian Sharia laws including how to pray.
@dpforth
Ай бұрын
American Taliban
@DmitriyGoroshko-mo5rb
Ай бұрын
Praying was one of the most beautiful things, it’s weird to those that don’t have a realationship with Jesus Christ and he’s on his way back for his people
That’s rich- calling Biden a criminal.
@shellimendoza7332
Ай бұрын
Right 😂
@Dustinneukom
Ай бұрын
So fair
@1onelyone
Ай бұрын
Projection
@Slo-ryde
Ай бұрын
Pure narcissism
@gilbertozuniga8063
Ай бұрын
It is not Biden that has umpteenth criminal and civil trials looming. It is the orange man himself.
In Arizona drooling on the floor… wonderful. Thanks geesh
Danke from Germany. The best coming from Amerika this is it.
What happened to the separation of church and state?
That Arizona clip was freaky. Wow.
@sheilaboston7051
Ай бұрын
The really problematic thing is, it wasn't comedy. The best thing is, how many people wouldn't have seen that if not for Jimmy?
@Ullumma
Ай бұрын
Evangelicals have lost their damn minds!
So much for the separation of church and state.
@MikeBrown-ex9nh
Ай бұрын
Or sanity.
@Moluccan56
Ай бұрын
Church and Taste.
America show us your not corrupt And he s not above the law!!!!! Lock him up!!
What was the "trial of the century" in the 90's has now become simply the "trial of the week".
@andrewstevenson118
Ай бұрын
Pretty much every decade of the twentieth century had a "trial of the century." 🙂
@joannajamerson35
Ай бұрын
I totally remember. I was 19
"Speaking in Tongues" What a bunch of gibberish.
This is the better Jimmy!
Great content. Keep it up Jimmy
I am ready for Monday🎥🎬📽📺🍿🍷😄
Right now, in the next world, a white Ford Bronco is trying to outrun the devil.
@HoneyBadger80886
Ай бұрын
Lol
@flyrobin2544
Ай бұрын
Love it!
@MeBihhhh
Ай бұрын
Him and Nicole
@ValerieJean-fo6lc
Ай бұрын
There's a special place in hell....and he's there now.
@notsure1969
Ай бұрын
At a blistering 40 miles per hour.
This was lit! Jimmy was on fire!
Arizona lawmakers are in violation of the establishment clause.
Ugh! I can't wait until they throw the book at Trump
@cheriem432
Ай бұрын
I have a bottle of excellent champagne ready for when Chump is convicted. Of anything!
@jimijames63
Ай бұрын
I hope it's the tRump bible.
@Will-nb1tc
Ай бұрын
Make All Grifters Accountable !!!
So depressing, half of America is happily giving away its democracy and freedoms to trump, whilst Ukraine is desperately fighting for theirs without the help they deserve.
@jimijames63
Ай бұрын
It may be half of Congress, but it's not half of Americans.
@Ric0806
Ай бұрын
@@jimijames63close to half. And that's seriously unnerving.
@Arltratlo
Ай бұрын
@@jimijames63 3/4 of the USA dont understand democracy!
Jake Byrd is my favorite liw key comedian - between these remotes and Windy City Heat, he is an absolute legend.
Why the hell haven’t I seen more of Jake Byrd?!
Listening to TFG claim that Biden is now committing crimes while arguing at the Supreme Court that presidents can't commit crimes is fully mind-blowing 😂
@MammeJ
Ай бұрын
If MAGA didn't have hypocrisy they would have nothing at all. MAGA’s tried to impeach Biden since election day so a 77 yo with an 8yo maturity level can say “they did it too” of course ONE of his charges in Hush money, Jan6th & Georgia is-Election interference lol How people STILL believe his insane rhetoric is terrifying. Not ONE Democrat testified or provided evidence to any of the grand juries that indicted him 😡 only the Best people!
@user-hl3fm7tb1e
Ай бұрын
Right isn't it pathetic 😂
@HRHDMKYT
Ай бұрын
The beauty of this case of Trump’s scheme to fraudulently influence a U.S. presidential election is that he began committing these crimes before he took office.
@kennethvenezia4400
Ай бұрын
Shouldn't he have choked on a burger by now?😮
@kitkatpattie15
Ай бұрын
@@kennethvenezia4400one can hope 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Do you know people in Dubai don’t like the flintstones but people in Abu Dabhi dooooooo!!!
@shannonwylie9419
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
That's some epic trolling, Jake...👏🤘
There needs to be a system where at some point if your lawyers keep delaying at every chance, we have to keep the suspect in custody until the trial ends.
What happened to The separation between church and state? Watching that pray meeting in Arizona is frightening.
@tripp2
Ай бұрын
Also what happened to smaller government the right used to always say they want. Now they,re in our bedrooms, in our religious beliefs etc.
@bob-zi1eb
Ай бұрын
@@tripp2 Attacking corporations like Disney. There is nothing worse than big government interfering in the free market.
@tonygrowley5275
Ай бұрын
Arkansas? Don't you mean Arizona? It was really creepy, though.
@el7jake
Ай бұрын
Remember that Ms. Bobert (R-Co) wants "the church" to tell the govt. what to do. She failed to say which church....
@lashinka2574
Ай бұрын
They weren't even praying in tongues! They were just laying there like babies yelling "ba ba ma ma... bottle ma ma!" 😂😂 fake, theatrical crap.
I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
Total violation of separation of church and state!!
Whomever wrote this monologue was so spot on I literally laughed so hard I came.
The holy rollers on the floor praying .
@n.a.lockhart
Ай бұрын
Something right out of the dark ages.
@jeffc2630
Ай бұрын
Dropped their cocaine !
@itspersonal3351
Ай бұрын
As a Christian, I’m so embarrassed. Their craziness is having me thinking about converting to Islam!
I just fell in love with the PM of Japan. Thanks, Jimmy.
@tammylathrop6223
Ай бұрын
What a hoot he was!! She's darling too.
@RH-wj4rz
Ай бұрын
Nice to hear a political figure say “yabba dabba doo” on purpose.
@Arltratlo
Ай бұрын
easy, he is the only normal person in congress! but just for a few hours!
@nutgoof
Ай бұрын
The way he makes the joke and then smiles waiting for everyone to join in on the laugh was beautiful. Kashida 2024!
@UrbanHiker317
Ай бұрын
He was endearing. 😊❤
I love you late night guys! Nothing about Trump makes me laugh until I listen to you!
The look on the guys face when he repeats "he drives American" is priceless.
Jake Byrd's "commitment to the bit" was pretty amazing.
@lukeskywalkermod3686
Ай бұрын
Surprised they let him get that close to the mic back then
@MauiMauiMe
Ай бұрын
Legend!!
A bad day for Ted is a good day for….well, basically everyone else.
This was one of the best intro's
The Jake Byrd segment was the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
The glove fits now.
@tonymurray814
Ай бұрын
And his fav stabbing hat!
OMG! I love the Flintstones!! "Yabba dabba do!" translates into "Far Out!". ❤
@elialmodovar6685
Ай бұрын
No. It loses a lot in translation. I know. I'm fluent in four. Yabba-daba-do is fine as is.
@marylyn3081
Ай бұрын
Kinda like Yahtzee! It has its time and place. Bonsai!
@itspersonal3351
Ай бұрын
😂 I thought it translated into “where’s the dog?”
I find that news can come in various ways. And this is one way. thanks Jimmy
Hope they run a Law and Order Marathon all weekend in preparation for Trump v. Manhattan
This week Arizona legislature has nuts speaking in tongues. Next week they will be handling snakes. (I'm rooting for the snakes.)
Who are these highly respected legal scholars?
@AcademyNS
Ай бұрын
Trump hasn't substantiated a claim in his life.
@elialmodovar6685
Ай бұрын
The ones in his head with whom he talks a lot.
@timmckeown1313
Ай бұрын
Disbarred lawyers.
Best monologue ever!!
Those people praying remind me of hippies tripping out, dancing with tambourines and having a great time.
@edgarcayce2.02
Ай бұрын
The difference being that the hippies weren't trying to restrict women's freedom and liberties. Quite the contrary.
Jimmie is the first one to show that floor circle group praying or whatever that was in their courtroom. THAT is very disturbing to me.
@divinewon73
Ай бұрын
Disturbed people who prepared in a nearby, Ali, huffing, snoring, smoking and drinking whatever they could get into themselves… Time for intervention… Anybody remember the separation of church and state?
Outstanding Jimmy and your writers.
It would be hard to take life without Jimmy, but I am willing to try!
I remember talking about the OJ case with other kids on my school bus
Can’t wait for him to go to jail and can never work for the government again and again. I’m going to pray 🙏🏼 that he doesn’t get a chance ever in office. He’s too dangerous to the country.
@lenawagenfuehr53
Ай бұрын
Never gonna happen. It has taken this long to even get a trial date...
@jillgosk8806
Ай бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53I think sadly this is true.
@karmaalstad5588
Ай бұрын
Vote!
@willday5232
Ай бұрын
I mean how is he dangeous when we've already had 4 years of him which were chill or no?
@torreyintahoe
Ай бұрын
What are you talking about? He did a phenomenal job when he was in office and look at how badly Biden has screwed thing up. Only people who hate this country would vote Biden.