I think I'm living for Reggie's jackets.

@LeafsMatrix

3 жыл бұрын

The Regginator?

@geoffreymartinez7208

3 жыл бұрын

From his grandma's curtains?

@veromera

3 жыл бұрын

Love it, too

@kyleclemmons7295

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Trump what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

@teresitauy5532

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyleclemmons7295 45 does not have a soul, its been pawned to satan .

Trump did not write that Tweet about Barr. "As per letter" cmon! That's far too 'coherent' to be Trump 😆

@samirmatri2278

3 жыл бұрын

He can't type, his tiny hands are trembling so much for more than a month now

@elsouthwest5038

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@EyeOvdaTiger

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

He was named Loser of the Year by a German magazine😂😂😂

@Samirah_al_ifaf

3 жыл бұрын

No way!!🤣

@jesicas8918

3 жыл бұрын

F... you demented Biden -, you sold Usa for 30 dinars

@NEDMKitten

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesicas8918 www.wivb.com/news/national/trump-named-loser-of-the-year-by-german-magazine/

@JustMe-mh2pn

3 жыл бұрын

Magazine "Spiegel"

@jiminsjimjams9477

3 жыл бұрын

Wish America was that brave..

"Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen at once."

When You're playing a game with 2 people and you don't win , then yes , you are the loser !

@jasonmillsom2981

3 жыл бұрын

I think chess is a really good way to understand losing unless you are naturally gifted

@HerbertHeyduck

3 жыл бұрын

the notwinner!

@shenkers

3 жыл бұрын

Jo Jorgensen: Am I a joke to you? :D

@YoutubeShortsIsACesspool

3 жыл бұрын

Actually you are a not winner if you don’t win why would you make up a new word what is this loser bs

@ShipPhx99

3 жыл бұрын

@dale gribble I love you Dale Gribble. Best show ever!

It reminds me of my two cousins ​​when they were kids: to avoid trouble, there was never a winner and a loser, but a "first winner" and a "second winner". That was over when they grew up. Obviously not with Donald .....

@tamaramoxham648

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq that’s not what “win” means in English.

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq of course he did there there 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

@tantelila7464

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq OK, he is "second winner" .......

@manfredpetersen

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@tantelila7464

3 жыл бұрын

maybe it helps when we tell Donald: "You are a good second and Joe Biden is penultimate" .....

James: "Reggie, what even is time?" Reggie: "A very deep question, and it's why I became a musician, because musicians are masters of time. Time comes in several flavors, usually 4/4 or 3/4."

@thesoundsmith

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a musician. And have written a piece in 22/8, 8.5/4 and 5/4 in my Mahavishnu phase. Time is the expansion of the universe from the Big Bang Equivalent. We are beings only one Planck-length thick, but constantly moving/expanding so it appears 3-D+time at our perception rate and scale. We write a residue in the void which gives us memory and the illusion of mass, but we are all nothing but vibrating strings of energy. Now make a joke about THAT, James... 😷 (please, I do all the time.) Or visit www.churchofzero.com for more misinformation, but a fun read. I call it the "Church of Zero - Is 'Nothing' Sacred?" Read it like a bad sci-fi story.

@chauntaviamccormick2706

3 жыл бұрын

I'm also a musician and I have no idea what your talking about. Lol

@rivernoellesegreto656

3 жыл бұрын

🎼💕

@manfredpetersen

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@rebeccalane483

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously, time is irrelevant.

30 seconds in: “Time is the only thing that makes me think we’re here” “But are we here though?” EXISTENTIALISM CAME TOO FAST

@peachesandpoets

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't ready

@erin2620

3 жыл бұрын

Reggies jacket is the only thing that makes me think we are here ?

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

Well, since apparently I'm not really watching this clip, it went right past me...

@Driver2616

3 жыл бұрын

Are we really here? Is this all somebody’s imagination? Is there even a “somebody”? Do we really exist?

@mercedes_420

3 жыл бұрын

🤭🤯

Don't even have christmas presents ready cause I'm kinda stuck thinking it's still november lmao

@harvestmoon_autumnsky

3 жыл бұрын

Next week!!! I couldn't believe it's next week!

@shineformejimin5025

3 жыл бұрын

@@harvestmoon_autumnsky true. I'm panicking cause I don't know what to buy and time's running out so fast fml

@jordandodds2227

3 жыл бұрын

@@shineformejimin5025 just get everyone gift cards. works everytime

@misspriss2482

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I looked at the calendar and said, dang! I need to get ready for Christmas.

@tomsdotter3228

3 жыл бұрын

@@harvestmoon_autumnsky It is?!! Oh no!

Time is the magazine that DIDN'T make Trump Person of the Year.

@liduck52

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't make him person of the minute.

@EddieMuller-vt8pq

3 жыл бұрын

DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq you still peddling that nonsense? How very original Einstein you really need to lie down in a dark room before your massive brain 🧠 explodes

@crystanick2697

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq I wanna say you can't really be that stupid but... I feel like you're the kind of person who'd take that as a challenge 😂🤦‍♀️

@madmixish

3 жыл бұрын

Edward Cassidy you are going to be very disappointed very soon

I don’t love late night talk shows so I’m late figuring out that James Corden is absolutely hilarious. Loving his clips.

If you lose, at least lose with honor and respect...

@dodgek5270

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain time. You'll never lose when you always get cheated 100% everytime they say you lost but it's a clear win when you win.

@juliank.8609

3 жыл бұрын

@@dodgek5270 you are a winner when you are a winner. You are not a winner if you say "I win" and cry like a baby if not

@davidjasonmilligan9980

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@rr-il6nb

3 жыл бұрын

and if you win - at least win with honor and respect and fair play

@paulholt3124

3 жыл бұрын

My understanding is in your Election is that a candidate can only be declared President twice, so on my take on it Bidden been declared half a dozen times, so does that mean he should retire?

Barr looks more like Fred Flintstone.

@Lobishomem

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant! I knew there was someone he looked like.

When you look up the word looser on Google it should pull up a picture of trump

@iccus62

3 жыл бұрын

no looser would be stormy loser would be donny

@EddieMuller-vt8pq

3 жыл бұрын

DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION

@polariszene8542

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq no he did not

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq there’s not enough medication in the USA for you is there?

@dallasfrost1996

3 жыл бұрын

@@edwardcassidy1718 oml, you made me laugh! Nice one...

I was really expecting a "Funky Cold Moderna" bit to be thrown in there. LOL!

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

@Mort558

3 жыл бұрын

I may be very high right now, but that’s very deep and very beautiful I think

@jacquelynroe9036

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa.

@jennifermcgoldrick6323

3 жыл бұрын

This is going to stick with me. ✌️

I just want to dance in front of him pointing and saying with a musical tone, ...loser,...loser,...loser!...just cause I want to make the bully cry!

@Deprexx

3 жыл бұрын

MAGA TRUMP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Deprexx

3 жыл бұрын

Why would a billionaire cry

@sargentodelaire9864

3 жыл бұрын

@@Deprexx He is A FAKE Billionaire! Everything Dictator Donald says is a Lie and Fake News! If he is a billionaire then why is he asking for Millions in Contributions? It's to pay off his legal fees and stupid Cult Followers are sending him money to survive!

6:57 anyone else getting Key and Peele vibes from that? 😂

We do like huntsman spiders, they live in the house and take care of the flys. One of my favorites.

The acting AG is straight out of Bobs Burgers

@ericminch

3 жыл бұрын

You mean Bob's Big Boy? I had a job there once. Cheyenne WY. Lasted a week.

@mariahgrimes207

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericminch bobs burgers is a hilarious tv show

@tamaramoxham648

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariahgrimes207 Louise is my spirit animal

FDA has only granted emergency use authorization for these vaccines. The vaccines have not been fully approved yet. FYI

@thesoundsmith

3 жыл бұрын

Tell that to the microbes. On second thought, don't.

@lynnmckenna9934

3 жыл бұрын

David Kempton Good point!!!

5:40 This reminds me of an Oversimplified video saying "I did not lose, I merely failed to win!"

Maybe now Barr will have time to read the Muller report.

Those Elf on a Shelf dolls looked less scary AFTER they were toasted.

My mother hid the Halloween candy inthe oven once.... That didn't end well either

My gf likes to use the oven to store her cast iron pans... And I NEVER REMEMBER!!!!😡

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

At least they don't melt.

omg the millions of times I have equated life to god playing with an ant farm and just shaking it up when things go bad

Mr. Corden, I'm Italian and I always try to watch your entire show, but here it's quite difficult to see American programs (we can say impossible too). I just want to tell you that I ADORE you, you're THE best host ever, you always lighten my day and I'm so happy you keep posting these little pieces of your show, they're real gems, thank you so much ❤️

I'm convinced James robbed a bank and spent the money on bitcoin..

@manfredpetersen

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@haywonoo9824

3 жыл бұрын

Kind look like dat

When trump and his legal team have lost 60 court cases , this makes Trump the biggest LOSER OF ALL TIME.!!!!!

@EddieMuller-vt8pq

3 жыл бұрын

DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq now a real question 🙋‍♂️ is there anything else in your damaged brain 🧠

@jesicas8918

3 жыл бұрын

F... you demented Biden -, you sold Usa for 30 dinars

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@jesicas8918 OH dear I’m afraid you’re beyond help

I must have Reggie’s jacket. Reggie. Please take it off. I must have it.

That's his level of IQ, "I will say I don't win"

James said they’re trapped in their houses. So all those people in that room with him. Whose house are they in?

@telectronix1368

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏻‍♂️

Barr is Elton John's evil twin 😂🤣😅

@soozeelaw5057

3 жыл бұрын

HAAA! Omg..lol yes!

I love you, James, for that face expression about the courts :)

Mrs. Hunt, my seventh grade English teacher would be all over that Kansas family. "Alot", is not word! It is spelled "A lot" R.I.P. Mrs. Hunt. =)

Nah! Bill Barr looks more like Dan Connor when he was on Roseanne.

@elyshadawson7517

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing!

@poorthing

3 жыл бұрын

Oh oh...I like John Goodman so much and I dislike Bill Barr even more....no way will I ever say they look similar... even......if .... they.... might.

@danielmorris3687

3 жыл бұрын

I always think Fred Flintstone when I see Barrs big square head. 😄 ✌🇨🇦

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

He actually looks a little like Roseanne - they even share a last name...

@magroves

3 жыл бұрын

Don't do John Goodman like that!

Lmao that reminds me of that one guy on hells kitchen "She only won because I lost, that's not a win" ummm ok

2 turtle doves and a spider in a gingerbread house.

We aren’t afraid of Huntsman spiders in Australia. They don’t tend to bite. It’s the Red Backs and Funnel Webs you gotta watch out for. Then there’s the snakes, jellyfish, sharks.......

Title: "And he's definitely not a loser" Me: *Stop the cap*

2020 is coming to an end, I will miss 2020 *NOT*

@tantelila7464

3 жыл бұрын

I will be happy, when "Corona" is a beer again and "Donald" a duck.

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

@@tantelila7464 Give it time.

James : Reggie, what even is time? Me : Try ask Christopher Nolan....

Starting with the over the top talented James going to everyone on his show I laugh out loud. They play off each other. So absolutely funny and uplifting. Thank you.

Just one question: Why do you only mention Pfizer and not Biontech? They actually developed the vaccine.

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

Because the Americans only ever mention their own US companies - all the other ones don't count, even if they did the majority of the work 😉

@tymeadors855

3 жыл бұрын

@@lenkacfk7155 Except James isn’t American lol. I’m pretty sure this is just an instance of shortening the name bc it’s quicker. It’s like when you’re doing in-text citations. There may be 7 authors but you only name the first one and the rest are just “et al.” Saying Pfizer and BioNTech probably just doesn’t flow as well as he would like for it to

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

@@tymeadors855 , lol, I noticed it with all the late night hosts - Trevor Noah was actually the only one who ever mentioned Biontech as well.

December has 31 days. You still have time until half of December 😂

Thank you Late Show for the holiday laughter and joy! 🕊

"Time is the fire in which we burn."

Trump said he will accept the result if He won 😂😅

@jesicas8918

3 жыл бұрын

F... you demented Alzheimer Biden -, you sold Usa for 30 dinars

Trump is the best quarterback of COVID. Deserves MVP. Such small hand QB

Uncle Elton wouldn't like that joke, Jimmy. 😑

Huntsman spiders are terrifying.

We need the GoT woman with her bell following duhhhmp going, confess, confess, confess

@valeriebaptista1181

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯

@lenkacfk7155

3 жыл бұрын

Or Danaeris, burning everyone unworthy in dragonfire - Washington would be pretty empty afterwards...

@linadecrava895

3 жыл бұрын

It should be "shame, shame, shame, shame"

@CyberBeep_kenshi

3 жыл бұрын

@@linadecrava895 true, that too lol

@tamaramoxham648

3 жыл бұрын

I REALLY don’t want to see him naked

I rather have biden as president than trump

@gibbadygoowho3501

3 жыл бұрын

Why?

Huntsman spiders are harmless, We leave them be in the house, treat them like pets i name them all

James is killing it. 😂

I'm living in the world of Taylor Swift. Hbu??

Trump should be tossed out of office TODAY! I need a good night's sleep without taking pills. But thank you James for making it a little easier.

This show keeps getting better. Am I the only one thinking this?

This show is just getting better and better, so funny, i Love this quarentine version...😂

No sleep cult is here again! I'm so early haha

@chrisalexandru2783

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@itsMizaa

3 жыл бұрын

@@chrisalexandru2783 hiii

RAIN REMINDS ME OF TRUMP BECAUSE IT GETS ON MY NERVES, WON'T STOP DRIPPING, AND KEEPS ME AWAKE AT NIGHT. MAKE BOTH STOP.

@lizowens5065

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto.ditto⏰⏰⏰

@chrisalexandru2783

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

@jesicas8918

3 жыл бұрын

F... you demented Biden -, you sold Usa for 30 dinars

@chrisalexandru2783

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Ants in an ant farm...Deep.

Watching clips of James Corden’s monologues is all that keeps me from despair regarding this entire election debacle... James, you make me laugh and lighten my heart!! 😂🤗

@cynthiacopland8634

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! This year is horrible

@chrisalexandru2783

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah hello guys

Trump: "We’re going to LOSE so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of LOSING".

@EddieMuller-vt8pq

3 жыл бұрын

DONALD TRUMP WON THE ELECTION

@edwardcassidy1718

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieMuller-vt8pq 😞

My dreams make more sense than reality but I'm okay with that

Time is the dimension of physical reality that allows for the propagation of causality.

@chrisalexandru2783

3 жыл бұрын

Hello

I don't know why I find this funny it's late night and James Corden two of my arch nemesis

2 uploads in a row

First. 4:04 omg 🤣

@rvpstudioscanada3991

3 жыл бұрын

Do you want a *gold* star?

@shannond7437

3 жыл бұрын

Technically 3rd so a bronze metal

@toybonniethebunny5444

3 жыл бұрын

😀😁🤤🤤🤤🤤 😂😂😭😭😭🤣

That ant farm analogy is deep and thought provoking

@MrDonPc

3 жыл бұрын

0:58

James, you are absolute gold ✨ 👌 🙌

I want to date Reggie Watts. But I live in Canada...

@laoxep

3 жыл бұрын

Do as your nickname says.

@misspriss2482

3 жыл бұрын

I just want to be as cool as him.

@firststepshardest1656

3 жыл бұрын

@@laoxep lol

Quick, Google search “Loser.”

When I saw those burned elves my laugh actually went “ho ho hoh”.

Barr resembles Fred Flintstone

You didn't lose, you came in second place.

Jeff Rosen is less hot Mike Pence. And unlike Mike Pence..... he's Interimming.

This like someone losing Uno but saying they didn’t

Aughhhhh i hate that spider!!!! Gahhhhh

Trump said that we would get tired of so much winning that he got tired too, so he lost.

I've done alot of research and learned much about politics it took me 7 hours and i found the most important fact in the world Bananas are yellow i know i am surprised too

“ I’m all moderna” lmao

Gotta treat his ass like a little boy.. We're all winners little Donald, but Joe got the ball.. You gotta learn to share

Someone who's born with a silver spoon in his mouth would most likely not understand the struggle of the weak and the poor

Mm but long live DONALD TRUMP ✨✨✨

@ExploreAnywhere

3 жыл бұрын

In the trash bin

@samirmatri2278

3 жыл бұрын

You call that "living" ?

Hahaha you should be embarrassed by The Prom. I couldn’t get through your performance in the opening.

Well I'll just put down this joint, james got me thinking profound 😂

@manjsher3094

3 жыл бұрын

Hope your employer misses that comment, just saying.

@manjsher3094

3 жыл бұрын

@Hudson Donald you would be surprised.

I'm so early

@gugledolfgu2098

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Ldogthe1nonly

3 жыл бұрын

But how cool of a person are you on the inside? A: 10/10 cool like me

Day 59 of asking James to kidnap or hand out zoom ids to the 1D members

@poorthing

3 жыл бұрын

Give it up

Loved you in The Prom!!!!!!!

"Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair."

Ever seen the end of "A Bugs Life"? Sorry, the ant farm analog just struck me as enlightening 😂😂

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

I much prefer the koala in the Christmas tree to the spider in the gingerbread house.

I love how every episode something went wrong. Lol. It was great. Funny. Tds also has bits like that with their cast, but the late late show did it so much. Very nice choice of comedy style.

Actually, the Moderna vaccine is about $35 per dose, and Phizer vaccine is about $19 per dose... Full vaccination for coronavirus protection requires 2 doses for both companies. So it will about which one your insurance company will cover, or how much you can cash out for it.

Everything is real, but we’re just in a big ant farm that’s actually owned by someone much larger than our cosmos.

@tamaramoxham648

3 жыл бұрын

I think we’re a middle school science project that failed.

Time gives evidence of itself, Only through its passing.

Reggies response... I felt that .