"I'm going to drain the swamp". Proceeds to create one of the largest swamps in human history.

@daddy4528

3 жыл бұрын

@Deb Bee how’d exactly did he bring corruption? Meanwhile the Bidens colluded with Ukraine without letting any government officials know... now that sounds corrupt

@ia6037

3 жыл бұрын

@@daddy4528 it was actually proven that trump colluded with Russia dummy🤣🤣🤣

@oscargr_

3 жыл бұрын

@@daddy4528 Forgot about the Chinese account, Trump university, the tax fraud, the Trump tower Moscow plans.....?

@chrisbaybay7326

3 жыл бұрын

😄

@ghost_615

3 жыл бұрын

@@hieronymusbusch6118 See, THIS is the retardation that conservatives have somehow been duped into believing. You disregard ACTUAL proven information in favor of crazy, head-up-your-ass conspiracies that don't have a shred of documented proof. What the hell happened to you people?

Even reality TV shows don’t dare to be as crazy as this presidency.

@1samc

3 жыл бұрын

It can't. The craziness of this presidency is on a whole 'nother level 🤯

@deewang6060

3 жыл бұрын

很多中国人很崇拜这个疯子。

@user-ns3jr5ib4m

3 жыл бұрын

@@deewang6060 well,他确实有个绰号叫建国哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，实在是太离谱了

@deewang6060

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ns3jr5ib4m 希望他打起铺盖， 离开白宫， 以后再也不想听到他的名字。 四年的 hell.

@1samc

3 жыл бұрын

@Christina Lomeli 😂😂😂 Holy moly! I thought I was the only one he was joking when he first ran :o When he first won, I thought "that means _anything_ is possible." I wanted to make the best of it, and found a bit of confidence in that. But now that 70+ million people voted for him, I don't know what to think.... Someone...H.E.L.P!

Squattergate. I like that. That's definitely what this is.

Wait a minute, those kids are speaking more clearly than the president of the United States.

@beedee9534

3 жыл бұрын

Here the honest truth only half voted for Biden Reason why? half went home lines were to long VOTER SUPRRESSION if done the right way Biden would have buried Trump times 2

The sad fact is 50% of Americans believe him. What does that tell you about America.

@nelsonperez5289

3 жыл бұрын

We need more funding for the educational system.

@devenaldsharma6443

3 жыл бұрын

I say nuke the country and start over again. 🇨🇦

@dennischauhan_dc2964

3 жыл бұрын

Not only America but many indians also believes this clown's every word without looking at facts It truly is a cult

@Helenheaven22

3 жыл бұрын

That ignorant people breed more. Idiocracy.

@davidturfrijer701

3 жыл бұрын

That says that 50% of America might be right... What strikes me is that when the media clowns say that the election in Russia in rigged everybody believes it but when it might have happened in the USA, nobody believes it.

The guy is crazy. Nothing else can explain all this.

@crs19191919

3 жыл бұрын

He's saying it to get funding from his supporters and get them to rally for him. He doesn't believe in anything but money.

@OrontesRM

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I don't believe he's crazy: he's afraid of the lawsuits against him that are going to follow

@franny5295

3 жыл бұрын

If he actually believes what he says he's completely nuts. If he doesn't he wants everybody to think he is.

@kevinreese8224

3 жыл бұрын

He couldn’t vote 73+ million times so that’s where the real crazy lies 👌🏽

@franny5295

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinreese8224 true...

I could care less if Trump concedes as long as he is gone on Jan 20th.

@djml7ml797

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows that Trump won. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. And just like this example their are many. But, have faith that everything will come forward on December the 8th.

@b.w.8909

3 жыл бұрын

@@djml7ml797 good joke🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sebastianbravo8234

3 жыл бұрын

@@djml7ml797 don’t forget thousands of death people voted as well is well documented

@djml7ml797

3 жыл бұрын

@@b.w.8909 It's not a joke, I'm not trying to sound funny ? It's a from a BREAKING News: @GaSecofState's office confirms Floyd County has found 2,600 ballots during audit. Says Sec. Raffensperger.

@kenj4136

3 жыл бұрын

2500 trump votes or 2500 votes.. and still seems a bit short

When they showed coverage of Rudy Giuliani, I swear he look's just like Simon Bar Sinister, from the old underdog cartoon series.

Let's call him from now on: "Denial Trump"

@SC-RGX7

3 жыл бұрын

No, denial trump is better

@toniodotcom

3 жыл бұрын

Let's explode the likes to get this name out 😁

I can’t wait to never see his face again. He is a sad excuse as a human. He is actually a criminal who has failed at everything he has done.

@voodjin

3 жыл бұрын

*He is actually a criminal* Every president of the USA was a criminal and Joe Biden is just another corporate crook who has no interest to do something different. If you think "things gonna get better" you're delusional.

@laurelrobbins8673

3 жыл бұрын

I too was hoping we would never see his face again, but I have realized that he will never go away. Unfortunately he is news and the news outlets will continue to give him attention.

@ahealingplace7350

3 жыл бұрын

It's sad you feel that way 😔😔

@Moredakkamus

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahealingplace7350 you misspelled "understandable".

@Boaz833

3 жыл бұрын

@@voodjin Did it ever occur to you that if you were not a bunch of ignorant, uneducated, back water, daughter Humper's like Trump you would not believe all this bull?

"We'll make sure that no one ever forgets what took place on your watch" That has a whole new meaning after Jan 6...

Donald Trump is now a more embarrassing president than Kevin Spacey

@hannahrae927

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@gravityrules

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah...how come we never hear from the shamed Spacey, but we can't shut off the orange ass??

@alaincisera4787

3 жыл бұрын

And both are very “grabby”

@patricianelson7928

3 жыл бұрын

Right!! vsGolliath!!!

@louisetnder7863

3 жыл бұрын

Have to choose between swine flu and Ebola? I'll go' for the ashhole anyday👍

“Electile Dysfunction”. ED will never sound the same. 😂

@MikeBrown-ex9nh

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the way a Korean might pronounce it. That's what he gets for hanging out with Kim.

@melindac3368

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeBrown-ex9nh Good one!

@niketparikh1030

3 жыл бұрын

ED will never sound the same sound good trump has that

Someone should make a video of everytime trump has lied... No wait the video would be 4 years long.

@pahulsachdeva1857

3 жыл бұрын

There's a Netflix series on it, I haven't watched it yet but I've seen the Trailer.

@CrumblyTriscuits

3 жыл бұрын

It would be 4 years long.

@coolxy2

3 жыл бұрын

It would be 4 years long.

@audreyhurd8333

3 жыл бұрын

it would be his entire life

@christopherregan1654

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it would be 4 decades long!

Moral of the story: EVERYTHING IS RIGGED.

For trump to concede he’d have to be playing with a full deck, he’s not.

Every time Trump says something is “rigged” he’s pretty much just letting us know all the things he’s failed at

@Kipkemoi

3 жыл бұрын

Steak is rigged.

@biscuit2457

3 жыл бұрын

@Javier Balderrama I hope you haven’t donated any money to his legal fees, because you are going to be so disappointed.

@katem331

3 жыл бұрын

@Javier Balderrama wow, what has he done exactly to make his supporters still have confidence in him? His legal challenges have been thrown out and his own Homeland Security said the election has no widespread fraud. Stop with the bs.

@kathleencreamer6648

3 жыл бұрын

No one name calls more than your boy Trump, lol.

@katem331

3 жыл бұрын

@Javier Balderrama I know they’re confident, that doesn’t mean anything. Trump is a narcissist, he’s confident about everything.

I don't know why, but that part at the end with the kids almost made me cry to hear them saying those VERY REAL THINGS we all have heard! 😔😔😔

@slay3rwolf

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr! What has this man done. He is making an absolute joke of the U.S. democracy. Its time to kick him out, he has to grow up or leave.

@caramel6732

3 жыл бұрын

The part with the kids actually upset me ... this is what they’ve picked up, I’m sure there’s going to be a whole gen growing up not giving a ..... 😢

@joeschlicht

3 жыл бұрын

@@slay3rwolf preferably leave

@myamoore502

3 жыл бұрын

@@joeschlicht Preferably I hope he gets arrested.

@joeschlicht

3 жыл бұрын

@@myamoore502 yes, that would be even more fitting.

I’m impressed with how good of an episode this was. They nailed every segment

I bet his senior quote was "If I don't graduate, the system is rigged."

@marcowl5680

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think he went to school, kids a dumbass😂😂 i meant dump

This man child is such an embarrassment 🤦 🙄

@fitnessmessiah7525

3 жыл бұрын

we'll see when the dust is clear. then we'll come back to this comment section XD

@acquiredtasteNL

3 жыл бұрын

No demented creepy Joe is a not an embarrassment hahahaha Yankees

@EffOff

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever the outcome is it doesn't change the fact that trump is a racist idiot & a complete embarrassment to this country 🙄

@angrydoggy9170

3 жыл бұрын

@@fitnessmessiah7525 I’ll hold you to that statement. Once the tantrum throwing toddler has gone (and bankrupt and/or in jail) we’ll talk again.

@fitnessmessiah7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@EffOffwait wait wait...you dont like trump because people say hes racist? Pls put a link in the comment on videos showing trump being a racist and il put some of biden...im not american but looking from outside trump is the best thing that ever happened to america.. your only card against trump is because hes a racist..when joe biden is worse 😂😂😭😭.

It’s most secure because of mail-in ballots. The very process that he tried to destroy, and he should have payed penalties for it.

@themattheweffect4870

3 жыл бұрын

He himself voted by mail lol

@themattheweffect4870

3 жыл бұрын

He himself voted by mail lol

@leemartin9156

3 жыл бұрын

@@themattheweffect4870 Do as I say, Not as I Do.... Hypocrasy at its finest!

@kevinreese8224

3 жыл бұрын

Paid 👌🏽

@solomonzzz3630

3 жыл бұрын

If your life was in the hands of people who could vote for your freedom , would you trust the system. Or would you be shaking in your boots . I would shaking in my boots. Mail in voting can be easily manipulated .put things on a personal level, maybe you'll see things more open minded

Jimmy has a tendency to be quite condescending to Guillermo and he takes advantage of his position of power to make Guillermo do uncomfortable things.

@NsGDark

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't the first time. I've also seen Jimmy make almost racial connotations towards Guillermo because he is Hispanic.

@SilverLaBelle

3 жыл бұрын

It feels like he's talking about his pet and not another member of his crew. Im deeply uncomfortable with it.

Trump uses the word rigged more than any other word in his teeny, tiny vocabulary. 🙄

@stevemanson2165

3 жыл бұрын

"Rigged!!.?

@hannahrae927

3 жыл бұрын

word has lost all meaning lol

@christiejensen1606

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannahrae927 You're right about that. LOL

@christopherregan1654

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he also uses "Loser," "Disaster," "Lock Em Up," "Evil" and "Chyna."

@christiejensen1606

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherregan1654 I'm sorry, you are correct. He also uses '"tremendous and huge" repeatedly.

Nobody can tell like it is better than Kimmel!! Everything about this is fabulous!! 👏👏🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😆😆

Courts are paid by taxpayers, the judges should fine the trump lawyers and suspend their licenses for at least 4 years... For wasting taxpayer dollars and time, which would've been used to settle other cases they had pending... That'll teach them...

@marcopolo9146

3 жыл бұрын

A truly stupid, ill considered statement. Good luck when there are no lawyers for you.

@angrydoggy9170

3 жыл бұрын

No, everyone should be able to file a lawsuit at any time. Otherwise you’re promoting oppression.

@BarsMar

3 жыл бұрын

@@angrydoggy9170 Hi. I never said anything about denying them the right. But if it is a lawsuit that is wrong and doesn't fulfill the basic criteria, like providing evidence. Would you like such a lawyer to represent you? We can all say such things online via Twitter, Facebook. But that doesn't cost valuable taxes. This does. I am not promoting oppression. I am just saying, people who think they can waste time and money, should pay when are caught doing it. I'm really sorry if my comments felt that way.

@BarsMar

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcopolo9146 there will always be lawyers

@angrydoggy9170

3 жыл бұрын

@@BarsMar My apologies, it wasn’t my intent to attack you and I can follow your reasoning. But if I’m not mistaken the complainants are supposed to forward the costs if the claim is deemed invalid. I could be mistaken and it will still put a needless strain on the legal system. What bugs me personally is the Trump campaign begging for money to fund all these useless lawsuits, especially since most of the cash they gather isn’t actually going to fund the lawsuits but it’s going straight to his campaign office. That’s what I consider fraud.

I love you Jimmy!

Guillermo is the best late night co host I swear

@preynoldsja

2 жыл бұрын

He is such a good sport!

He only jumps up and down when he doesn’t get his way, but it’s okay for him to cheat and like and not pay taxes. I really feel For you guys over there in the US

I'm so effing tired of Trump. When he's out, please, let's just totally ignore him. (edited for grammar)

@analiliamoreno6723

3 жыл бұрын

I know it won't happen, but wouldn't it be awesome if all media would stop talking about him and his family, and reporters would stop interviewing him? We don't need any more info about him!

@sabbelfatz2906

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so nice but I'm afraid he is too loud and has enough blind followers who are craving for more stupid lies

@difigiauno3678

3 жыл бұрын

I just hope that his twitter account will be banned. That would be the most satisfiying thing to happen. Just imagine his face, on the day of 20th january, after the secret service escorted him out of the white house and he wants to tweet some bs again BUT HE CAN'T!

That last bit was precious! Shout outs and distance hugs to those young people. Precious! Be safe, be, well, wear your masks.

The Trump stages of grief: the last ones are hilarious.

If you want Trump out of there, just wait until he leaves for his golf game, and change the locks on the doors at the White House. :D

@CastleBrookKrew

3 жыл бұрын

Trump couldn't even figure how to open a locked door let alone install one.

@MotherCrackerx0x0

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually not a bad idea!

@sammi723

3 жыл бұрын

Love this comment 😂

@djml7ml797

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows that Trump won the election. 2,500 unscanned ballots were found during a recount. The democratic party wants to steal the presidency. And just like this example their are many more. But, have faith that everything will come forward and Trump will be the clear winner for 2020 come December the 8th.

@Will-wl5id

3 жыл бұрын

@@djml7ml797 Did you even watch the video lmao, most secure election and held integrity of the people’s casted ballots. Every runout has been debunked and the team is 0 for 13 in court. Joe Biden won and will be inaugurated January 21,2021 whether Trump publicly concedes or not 🤷‍♂️

Donald: “Everything is rigged, rigged, rigged!” Melania: ‘Sounds like my marriage’.

@BTClips522

3 жыл бұрын

She's planning a divorce actually lol

@niketparikh1030

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha melania u should divorced donald trump

@DaNFLboi

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@suziephillips2320

3 жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS!! We have a bet going on how long before Melania takes to bail on him!! The kid is what, 14?? So in 2025, when the kid turns 18, Melania is taking him &, oh wait, I was going today return to Slovenia, but just saw the people there pulled her statue down & burned it. Can't return there!! Is Justin Trudeau married?? That last dinner party, he was eyeing her up!!

@arnabchakraborty2593

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

😂 Jimmy and Guillermo are always having fun, love their antics!

If Trump won't leave the White House. We should get DeNiro in, to paint it.

@jimwind7589

3 жыл бұрын

DeNiro will kick his ass.

@r8alvar

3 жыл бұрын

Or Joe Pesci to take him out to the sticks

@paulgalligan1916

3 жыл бұрын

If there's one person you can't trust in this life, it's millionaires' kids. ...

@rhettcujo9006

3 жыл бұрын

That might just work since that moron would think that DeNiro coming meant money is coming in. 😂

@leerogers4219

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, His favorite color, RED!

"We have to start calling him Donald Jr." brilliant joke!

@daddy4528

3 жыл бұрын

Yep he got the whole squad laughing with that one😐

@viniussquad9098

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, good one, but if we just make fun of them it’s just not going to work, it’s better if we just state that their time is over, and then never look back at them again

@KittySnicker

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Eric would’ve been a better line

Jimmy Kimmel displaying clairvoyance powers. This has never ended

“Wth were we talking about?...oh that’s right. Trump. What else.” 😂

Trump never sounds like a respectful President. Tried so hard and failed horribly.

@leea8706

3 жыл бұрын

@Herb Liptow I agree. It’s so weird that he’s so desperate to cling to a job that he never bothered to do. I guess he’s such a narcissist he can’t accept losing

@KH-nt7ej

3 жыл бұрын

@@leea8706 He still has protection from criminal investigation while he is in office. Once he's out, he is fair game. Good luck buddy. Orange 🍊 will look great on you in prison. Loser

@leea8706

3 жыл бұрын

@@KH-nt7ej oh yeah, I forgot about that, that’s probably a huge reason

@relin6770

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a respectful person on a whole, how is he supposed to be respectful as president? And he never tried because he doesn't know how to 'try'

@KittySnicker

3 жыл бұрын

And in the end, it didn’t even matter. 🎶

In Donald Trump’s world, “Everything is rigged”.

@badtuber1654

3 жыл бұрын

Its called the Real world

@upcoming3341

3 жыл бұрын

@@badtuber1654 OMG!!! The delusion is strong with this one.

@Lafh_Hernandez

3 жыл бұрын

but only if he doesnt get what he wants.

@TheHVACkid

3 жыл бұрын

Except the states he won 😂

@tonypate9174

3 жыл бұрын

Who made the cages Joe ?

I love Guillermo! 😂🤣❤

Whoever did the title for the video deserves a raise💀

Loved the Rudy Giuliani commercial and the bit with what kids learned, “lessons from the president “was one of the best bits ever. Sadly, it was completely accurate.

He's like a reality show star! Every day there is something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that he gives us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help his ratings!

@raymondkymsuttle

3 жыл бұрын

Except he’s no ‘star’.

@OneofInfinity.

3 жыл бұрын

Just a narcissist asking for attention on a daily base.

@Ibanez527

3 жыл бұрын

Just like the media! Everyday we get something spicy, fake and utter bullshit that they give us with utmost confidence and no evidence! Thinking that might help their ratings! I’m appalled that you don’t see the irony in your comment.

"electile disfunction" that is hilarious 😂... Gotta share. Love your comments, it's how I begin my day, don't watch at night but I watch you first thing in the morning 😁

"Thousands of ballots given out by the millions." Hmm I really need to brush up on my MAGA math.

He's just a kid, my son is 7yrs old and doesn't act like orange man.

@franny5295

3 жыл бұрын

You know, normal people older than toddlers don't act like that. Toddlers are irrational and demanding because they really haven't had the opportunity to learn but as they learn that a perspective other than theirs exists they catch up. My son just turned 4. His critical thinking skills and emotional self regulation is better than Trump's and I'm not being mean, I'm very serious. I think there's really something wrong with Trump which makes why he's allowed to stay in charge and behave this way make even less sense. I don't see anybody else being able to act like that with being held for 72 hours at a minimum.

@andreaskarlsson5251

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what happens when your daddy spoils you for your entire life. You dont understand why not everything goes your way when daddy finally stops.

@JoseHernandez-oy8ml

3 жыл бұрын

Francesca my question is how does he get away with half the b.s he does.he does what he wants and nothing happens. I never thought this country would get to this.this suppose to be the number one country.

@franny5295

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml I have no idea. Truly. I've never been allowed to act like that. Even when we were kids, it need not even be your mother, somebody's momma would grab you. I can think about speeding and glance up to patrol lights in my rear view mirror. Maybe that's what real "privilege" looks like.

@andreaskarlsson5251

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoseHernandez-oy8ml That's the thing, USA hasnt been #1 in much of anything except starting wars and having a larger than necessary army. xD

Jimmy you make our night lol. Trump is just sick seriuosly

K-c Macaroni I lost it OMG my belly hurts.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Excellent ending to a great monologue. I wish more people were as funny as you!!

Rigged? So why didn’t he fix the system while being president?

@d.m.e.b.m.f7649

3 жыл бұрын

Trump actually selected Dominion in 2018. So it's his fault if any fraud did happen. Even though it definitely didn't.

@mellie3882

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's rigged in his favour.

@iliasnoillib4151

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly 😂 😂 😂 😂

@lolawants2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@d.m.e.b.m.f7649 yep. Trump is screaming about KNOWING fraud is gonna happen, then lets the crazy liberals pick the voting software?? Suuure that logic makes so much sense 😂 These people want to consume lies. It’s terrifying bc they don’t even slightly hold up to logic or evidence at all!

"Bing, bing, bong, bong.. wigo wago wigo" 4:02.. WTF!!! 🤣😂

@iliasnoillib4151

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

Ashamed to say it-I’ve never done a cartwheel in my life. Yup, that’s just how I would look if I tried...

It's like watching Groundhog Day. Over and over and over.

The 1.3k that disliked this are trumpy fans who don’t like TRUTH 😂

@stardestroyer_e1993

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 🤣🤣

@thorsonofodin3210

3 жыл бұрын

They’re delusional as their president ;)

@ibrahim_no_context7949

3 жыл бұрын

They live in their own world 🤣🤣🤣

@spartanman5231

3 жыл бұрын

Stupid is the new cool in Trump world

This guy is going to be a laughing stock for generations.

@reebababy5394

3 жыл бұрын

James Bra he was a laughing stock since the time I saw first in the correspondent dinner

@Derangedforsure

3 жыл бұрын

@Chuck Norris I think you took too many Bruce Lee kicks to the head.

Why is it then whenever I watch on this channel, I get the Arby’s Deep Fried Chicken Sleep Pillow ad? 😂

If this wasn't actually written down for the kids as a joke for the show, I'm completely horrified!

@NsGDark

3 жыл бұрын

It's disgusting how the producers of this sjow would utilize kids and tell them what to say. You can't blame the president for how your child ends up, you have to have some responsibility as a parent.

The drumph administration was the most corrupt in American history, PERIOD!

@dardarthevth3709

3 жыл бұрын

random fact: Drumph is Donald Trump's original name but he changed it because it doesn't sound as nice as trump.

@jameslaupan6499

3 жыл бұрын

His gradpappy changed it to avoid the draft, and to bury his past, sound familiar?

@dardarthevth3709

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameslaupan6499 which war did his grandpappy skip

@jameslaupan6499

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t say “war” , I said draft, or conscription. Late 19th century. I got an idea, check goggle or Wikipedia, you’ll learn more there.

@dardarthevth3709

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameslaupan6499 ok

I imagine there are many liens on Mar-a-Lago these days. Meanwhile, the wife is filing for divorce.

@oldrrocr

3 жыл бұрын

mad king donald has always been up to his ears in debt. the trump virus and his handling of it are killing his golf courses, and brothels. soon he will be paying hundreds of lawyers to stay out of prison. you could always seek protection from your buddy Uncle Pooty... but don't drink the tea, donny...

@brandontweedy2577

3 жыл бұрын

@@oldrrocr Oh I can guarantee you the US Attorney's office in Manhattan will be waiting for the burnt cheeto at 12:01pm on January 20th...I hope they arrest him on the white house lawn.

I like that resign idea! (Oh I’m sorry: “Re-sign.”)

Omg!! I can't stop laughing I'm crying

January 21st can’t come soon enough. Jesus Christ 🙄🙄

@thomashaley5284

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you're in desperate need of something larger than a vitamin!

@AVaginawithVitaminsinit

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomashaley5284 yeah a need a cyanide pill to take me out of this living nightmare that is Trump’s America

Lol, Guillermo is the best! Hell, I can’t do a cartwheel either buddy, but you gave it a shot and that’s what badasses do! Keep kicking ass Team Kimmel!

Squattergate! Comedy gold! I will be using that lol...

Was that lil John Bon Jovi? The kids r so adorable .😊

Please don’t stop what you’re doing, you give me hope.

@furq1234

3 жыл бұрын

That's more than Trump has ever given anyone who is normal

This is very sad a human reaches this lowest level after beeing on top he should think about his family who is suffering this embarrasement the scarry part is that giuliani and others tag along with this . This is a very destructive behaviour that leads to deep depression and low self esteem people who love him should force him not to continue this path to darkness

@USMC-0311

3 жыл бұрын

He’s always been at the lowest. He’s a moron period and stupid can nit be fixed.

@jamesw657

3 жыл бұрын

Lol are you kidding, nobody "loves" Donald Trump, not even his own family; at best they tolerate him

I love jimmy 😘😘

Lol I read the title and I was like "Omg really?" I'm so Naive..

Does anyone else find the way they treat Guillermo on the show a little bit demeaning?

@greenteaclock3494

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I noticed that last time I watched Kimmel and didn't like it

@greenteaclock3494

3 жыл бұрын

O wait, this is the episode! How he makes him do a cartwheel just seems forced.

Trump's tweets. I WON THE ELECTION!!!! I won the Election! I won the Election. I won the election? Did I win the election? Will someone help me find my way home?

Why is Guillermo always completely agreeing with Jimmy about everything?

Rudy Giuliani could play the Godfather in a Mafia-thriller, he has natural features for that part.

Follow Jacinda Ardern's tip and never write or use his name again

@livb6945

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Please!! Only thing that works with narcissists

@dallasfrost1996

3 жыл бұрын

thats my prime mister's tip? damn I didn't know that lol.

@NewMadrid01

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy is obsessed with him lol

@KingThabiso

3 жыл бұрын

@@NewMadrid01 he's not obsessed. We all just want him gone. Period.

I like squatter-gate :D

Replayed the Guillermo cartwheel about 5 times. My head and chest hurt from the laughter. Thank you guys so much for these happy tears. PS- get Guillermo some ace bandages for wrists and ankles. 🤸🏽‍♀️🥰🥰

He should be nothing more than a cautionary tale we teach our kids. We have to be better. Also at this point I think any trump rally should be treated as a psychological way station. Any who attend should seriously be looked over.

Yes, Donald J Trump, the American people will not forget what you did on your historic watch. 🇨🇦🕊

@tempusfugit6820

3 жыл бұрын

The rest of the world will not either. And it is far from over 😲😲😨

@kenj4136

3 жыл бұрын

What was it he did?

@tempusfugit6820

3 жыл бұрын

@@kenj4136 Nothing at all except divide the country, watch fox news and golf plus 253,000 deaths and counting...

@shannonorielly8780

3 жыл бұрын

@@tempusfugit6820 Thank you, I thought I was doomed to give an explanation. 🇨🇦🕊

@papafonde6773

3 жыл бұрын

@@tempusfugit6820 wow great job being completely incorrect

57 Years old...I still do cartwheels in the park...just for the heck of it. You can’t be sad when you do cartwheels.

Guillermo nails a perfect cartwheel with not a hair out of place!

What a confusing time to be American*.

@iliasnoillib4151

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂

@GladysAlicea

3 жыл бұрын

Or a sane human being.

Those kids were too cute!💕🌹🤗

@muralikrishna3950

3 жыл бұрын

And intelligent tooo

Hilarious love it🤣🤣🤣🤣

When he cart wheeled, Guillermo made the same noise as a french bulldog puppy

Trumpet was wearing a Blue tie when votes were counting, he clearly supported Dems.

@TheHateCorp

3 жыл бұрын

The wierdest yet most compelling conspiracy theory I've heard so far is that the whole Trump presidency is a Democrat plot to destroy the Republicans. He used to be a democrat, not so very long ago.

@TheHateCorp

3 жыл бұрын

@Aaron M Because he has managed to turn an even larger portion of the populace against it.

Why Would You Concede When You Can Millions Just By Spreading Lies n Claiming Fraud!

It seem I have memorised so many vocabulary with these children 🤣😅😬

Melania should've told him, "You won!" And after he settled down from being happy, "Just kidding! Joe Biden won." Please let there be an alternate universe where that happened. 😂😂😂

January 20th is going to be a wild day can't wait!

@kiereluurs1243

3 жыл бұрын

Biggest crowd EVER! PERIOD!!

@mykoal5

3 жыл бұрын

The day when conspiracy and reality go head-to-head. Copium levels over 9,000 guaranteed.

Loved the "Lessons from the President" clip. Brilliant! My 2 year old nephew is more mature than this guy.

We will NEVER forget what happened on his watch! 🙄🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

Oh we ❤ you, Jimmy! You make us laugh in these dark times! Casey Macaroni!!! 🤣🤪

That last part would be funny if it was not so true/depressing.

Has anyone actually checked that he knows what rigged means? Maybe he thinks it means something else.

@iliasnoillib4151

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe 😂 😂

@JamaicanRain

3 жыл бұрын

He certainly does not have an average grasp on the English language - something he should have been learning since he was a baby.

Well we’ve gone from bad to bad PROGRESS

JUST LOCK UP THE "FOOL" NOW ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

The guy in the thumbnail over trumps left shoulder looks like a MAGA SCP.

@brucex1030

3 жыл бұрын

his right shoulder?

@cristianpredescu7557

3 жыл бұрын

@@brucex1030 His left shoulder our right side

@jessahmad5529

3 жыл бұрын

SCP 6242: has the ability of appearing near African American, Latino American at any time of the day, and stay at the top right corner of the victims periferal eyesight. Eventually the apparitions and symptoms will escalate and develop nightmares, hallucinations both visual and auditory of racists humanoids know as SCP 6242-D (dicks) SCP 6242-D will follow the victim and harras them... (The rest of this document has been redacted by the Special Counsel Robert Muller and 05 command

He doesn't have to concede. All he has to do is just leave the people house come Jan 20.