“That’s not food... That’s a dog” that shouldn’t have killed me as much as it did

@smurfcho

3 жыл бұрын

Asians: It's not dog, it's food

@ayekantspeylgud

3 жыл бұрын

Serious question, was it really a dog ? I thought it was a hamster or gerbil but he said “dog” with full seriousness but I’ve never watched this channel before.

@andrewphillips4681

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayekantspeylgud it was a rat

@ayekantspeylgud

3 жыл бұрын

Andrew Phillips thanks - I was thinking maybe it was one of those purse-sized dogs or something lol

@andrewphillips4681

3 жыл бұрын

@@ayekantspeylgud it's cool Jay is very sarcastic and faustus on certain things for joke perposes If you enjoyed this content I'd advise you to go watch his earlier content And see his evolution through the three years he's been doing this

"Finally now I don't have to watch 1917 without my DUCKS!!!!"

@chupacadabra5161

3 жыл бұрын

I hear ya, mate.

@thealmightyduck335

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, now I don't have to watch 1917 without my HUMAN!!!!

@MsGigglesluv

3 жыл бұрын

What? You haven't had that problem before?

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

Ducks are cute

@legotwoface

3 жыл бұрын

And I can watch the Batman 2021 with my cat

Troom troom, never realized airport security scanners can detect *organic* materials

@Dimentior

11 күн бұрын

correct me if im wrong which i most likely am but twinkies

The payoff of the genetic cars allegory was super satisfying and unexpected. That was straight up some good writing

*the fact that she sticked that lollipop to her arm, shaved, and then pop it back into her mouth makes me wanna avoid food for a couple of days.*

@narutobutshippuuden1422

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think she did it. Scene was repeated if u look carefully. But not sure these maniacs can do everything bruh

@shafasalsabila5721

3 жыл бұрын

@@narutobutshippuuden1422 r/woosh

@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna talk about it

@juthkuldiloke5947

3 жыл бұрын

Yep that's f****** weird.

@PearlzPearlz

3 жыл бұрын

Same

Did you know that if you attach a strap to your wineglass you can drink your beans much better

@DarkMetaOFFICIAL

3 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't you just duct tape your cans of beans to your belt like a normal person

@rickfan7

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL I always make a belt out of beans so I can sneak my beans on to planes

@PelemusMcSoy

3 жыл бұрын

Dammit, now I want beans...

@alexandrapedersen829

3 жыл бұрын

But how would you then get the beans on an aeroplane, Utkarsh!? Obviously, you need to sew the wine glass of beans inside a gigantic teddy bear whose mouth you have cut open as to extract the precious beans from its guts!

@anaccount4354

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say that I hate you

This video genuinely subverted my expectations. Initially, I thought all the cuts and breaks to A.I. or pigeons was a mental break from the stupidity all the while describing how these things work. But at the end, he explained what he thinks TroomTroom is doing, and it was exactly what the examples were! An algorithm that copies what was previously successful. Really well written, I was super happy there was a point to all your rambling.

"Ironically, if it was trying to be funny, it wouldn't be funny." My exact thoughts on the surge of ironic B-movie style bad horror films there are these days, I like the genuinely shit ones, not tryhards

@MediumRareOpinions

Жыл бұрын

The difference between Birdemic and Birdemic 2 comes to mind.

“Lollipops are the newest waxing trend” The narrator is worse at appealing to teenagers than my seventh grade history teacher

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand how anyone over there could possibly think that a shrill, obnoxious woman who sounds like she just snorted her entre year's supply of prozac should be their narrator.

@user-me4qq8du2l

3 жыл бұрын

Did u see how they stuck it back in their mouth after

@Revour432

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-me4qq8du2l yea they are gross

@sei_onmusic

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@thehotdogyuri7348

3 жыл бұрын

Wobbles and Bean I’m not gonna lie this is the funniest comment I have read so far

im sorry but "tiddy chips" is litterally the funniest thing ever

@cassiebrooke2490

3 жыл бұрын

It is tho 😂😂😂

@qtqake5483

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassiebrooke2490 YESSS it is

@sandwichsenpai2871

3 жыл бұрын

3:25

@Helios-yu4uk

3 жыл бұрын

3:24

@tengoku9405

3 жыл бұрын

"WOW! You've done such a shit job your friend is DISGUSTED!" 3:28

the sudden lightning quick delivery of "tiddy chips" got me dead 💀

Wow... This wasn't a bad life hack review/reaction, this was a bizarre tale on genetic cars, adaptation and algorithm trickery. I love it.

The fact that they actually *LICKED* the lollipops after using them to wax their arms 😂

@shannongloudie8641

3 жыл бұрын

IKRR I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

@yanribeiro7108

3 жыл бұрын

That's the seasoning lol.

@ebonimom6964

3 жыл бұрын

Good lord I saw it but hoped it was just edited weirdly.

@abirb4032

3 жыл бұрын

Actually...the girl on the left wax the other girl arm...and frikin lickd it..

@xiaoyu.2162

3 жыл бұрын

This is how corona started...

I hate it when I'm trying to eat pistachios when all of a sudden I start being interviewed.

@claudiaperi4990

3 жыл бұрын

And by Flanders of all people

@margarethmichelina5146

3 жыл бұрын

If there are reporters coming to my house out of nowhere, I'm gonna call 9-1-1 A.s.a.p

@lowlevelgrungus3381

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it’s so annoying when you’re innocently eating pistachios when news reporters bust through the ceiling, causing you to strap a fricking cup to your neck.

@garryhills1

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you said your pistachos are being interviewed

@DrizzingSakuras

3 жыл бұрын

300th like XD

I'm not sure what was more weird: the woman with the "perceivable fluffy duck pregnancy", or Jay eating cold baked beans out of a wine glass (having poured them out of a bottle). Never change Jay!

@bubbykins4864

4 ай бұрын

The fact that they thought advising people to smuggle rodents classified under the superfamily Muroidea into movie theaters would be good for business.

Jay really filled a wine bottle with beans for joke, love that.

"If the sun is hurting your eyes while you’re trying to sleep.... fucking close them" I died

@Sun-Gamer35

3 жыл бұрын

Ya I commented

@stephqnos

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sun-Gamer35 yA

@xenomorph066

3 жыл бұрын

Lol dude also try considering the fact that ShE was oN tHE ShaDE😁

@riotgirl445

3 жыл бұрын

nice pfp

@stephqnos

3 жыл бұрын

@@riotgirl445 copycat literally

"If the sun is hurting your eyes while you're trying to sleep, fu*kin' close them" i laughed so hard

@CarryGibby

3 жыл бұрын

@A Cup of TAE *then close your ducking car window If your sleeping in a car!*

@accuratejaney8140

3 жыл бұрын

@A Cup of TAE There are eye masks and hats for that.

@AZUDAI96

3 жыл бұрын

I yelled "close the fucking window" 😂

@jeremypedersen6894

3 жыл бұрын

Or just put any cloth or book or anything over your eyes

@mi-ny7hq

3 жыл бұрын

@A Cup of TAE so...

2:07 isn't hand sanitiser flammable? I feel like advising the public to carry around large quantities of flammable liquid in unsealed flimsy bags strapped to your body may be a bad idea.

@carag3921

2 жыл бұрын

That's a good point. It might if it's ethanol based depending on the ethanol percentage. But the ethanol would also evaporate over time in this open "container".

@shadow_shine3578

Жыл бұрын

​@@carag3921so it's a waste of sanitizer, time, it's dangerous, _and_ it's a huge waste of money? Fun!

Troom Troom: 15 Ways to Sneak Food into the Cinema Lady: Pulls a mouse out of her hat Jay: “Wait… that’s not food, that’s a dog!” When I tell you that fucking KILLED ME 😂

@AM-kr4pv

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest part is its actually a hamster

@annabelwestwood6192

2 жыл бұрын

@@AM-kr4pv oops

@bubbykins4864

4 ай бұрын

​@@AM-kr4pvDoes it really matter which muroid rodent it is? Smuggling it into a theater you intend to use is bad for repeated usage and likely negatively impacting the lives of others for no personal gain no matter what.

"She has secret balloons hidden in her boots filled with *COKE!"* That caught me so off guard

@manthespoon

3 жыл бұрын

@Aberdeen Harder What the- Ok i know what you were thinkin of

@sir_Yosemite

3 жыл бұрын

The Bean i thoght it said boobs so it sounded worse

@melody_melon_73

3 жыл бұрын

I know right! 😂

@sir_Yosemite

3 жыл бұрын

columbia

@lardlover3730

3 жыл бұрын

When your cargo gets blown up by some dickhead on a certain rocket-shooting jet bike and you have to deliver on foot:

"Barbara was less fortunate, but she has long hair. THATS INVENTIVE"

@Tuscan37

3 жыл бұрын

Barbara, the CEO of long hair

@sarahjin4992

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS "Are you winning son?"

@swagsuke9603

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahjin4992 it's "are ya winning son?"

@yumm186

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahjin4992 ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉ ⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you winning son? ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠷ ⢸

@snowyotter8778

3 жыл бұрын

Barbara, the person who needs to explain that she has hair because NOBODY else has long hair

These are literally what we will continue to get if AI makes content. AI is the pidgeon that doesn't understand and just does things to make a number go up.

Plot twist: the food plane sneaking videos were actually how to sneak drugs and how to sneak stuff into movies

@lGNITED

3 жыл бұрын

:o

Newest Hit : *how to sneak homework in your house*

@therussianpeanut1328

3 жыл бұрын

KENJEISIAITIEJNAAWWL SFFDJJD

@koenstolk6478

3 жыл бұрын

i could actualy see them do that

@skittstop5088

3 жыл бұрын

u know the guy that talks about random sh!t like why your shouldn't dye your hair

@THESLlCK

3 жыл бұрын

@@skittstop5088 dang it, I thought I was a geography whiz and I have no clue what country that flag is from -_-

@hadijani7916

3 жыл бұрын

@@THESLlCK its a pride flag for one of the non binaries

“Yo,this hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo” “Sir,you shot 38 people with an AK-47 and stabbed 3 people.”

@dominusinmortuorum6954

3 жыл бұрын

Lifestyle yo yo yo

@louiewentmissing

3 жыл бұрын

Oh shit *Dies*

@mortaxxe7283

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo that's just how my bussin life goes yo fam g yo if you can't get your hater vibes out of here T H E N Y O U W I L L P E R I S H

@BrickMaezo

2 жыл бұрын

@@mortaxxe7283 bro I’ve seen so many people type like this in a serious manner that I can’t even tell if it’s a joke or in seriousness anymore

@mortaxxe7283

2 жыл бұрын

@@BrickMaezo same tbh I hear people speak like this irl and it baffles me

how to sneak snacks into to the movie me "USE YOUR POCKETS" Trom trom "GIBERISH" ME "IT'S ILLGAL FOR THEM TO SEARCH YOU" Trom trom "GIBERISH" me "I know I've done it before"

The moustache protector is a real thing thou. I have seen genuine 1800´s cups that had those. XD

The plane smuggling and *'how to hide money'* life hacks are literally just disguised *'HOW TO TRAFFIC DRUGS'* tutorials

@janeeyre1990

3 жыл бұрын

Hiding money is also useful if you're in an area with lots of pickpockets. But yeah, the food and pets vids are 100% just drug smuggling tips.

@YMangaka

3 жыл бұрын

LOL! Just imagine the biggest drugs cartels in NY or LA goin on KZread to watch some troomtroom to get new ideas to sneak up drugs.. XD OMG, im dying laughing thinking of it right now ! Such a silly thought. ;P Btw, maybe troomtroom should make videos to teach police how to hide a wire on someone more efficiently ! Xp lmao

@aaronking2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanmacdonald7444 (Annoying voice woman) You can your...coca cola.. in a plastic bag, then hide the bag into a snack, allowing you to sneak it on the plane!

@lucie8827

3 жыл бұрын

I like the way you think!

@somejew9163

3 жыл бұрын

Drug lords have all their henchmen watch Troom Troom, on orientation day.

"This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo" Procedes to get shot by american police

@neonswan1482

3 жыл бұрын

Shoot them again

@kingofnerds7693

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell, shots fired

@siravyaverageyoutuber5802

3 жыл бұрын

they did a service for those poor americans

@delilah.simmons

3 жыл бұрын

As an American I can confirm this is what happens

@xd_mystyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Just before then: *Walkie Talkie* “Yeah this is Mrs. Lizzeth Trenda can we get security at Entrance 4 there are minors here refusing us permission to investigate them.” “Yes ma’am we are sending someone to deal with the culprits immediately.” “GET DOWN AND WE’RE SEARCHING YOU IMMEDIATELY.” “Yoo, you can’t take this from me, it’s all I got!” *Each one of them gets shot 37 times in the back*

I love how you put little cutaways that at first serve as random-humor but come back at the end to fit into the topic

Jay really is one of those secret genius types, isn't he

“Have you ever taken pictures of yourself and then realized how you hate the way you look?” *_makeup ad plays_*

@littlemissvampire3585

3 жыл бұрын

I got a food commercial after it

@ani_n01

3 жыл бұрын

I got air up ad. Guess I'm fat

@aizain8064

3 жыл бұрын

*Pampers add plays*

@AlexRamirez-hs7qr

3 жыл бұрын

I got a gym ad

@airyevermore1030

3 жыл бұрын

I got a Facebook ad

I always cringe with that annoying voice like she’s the most genius human ever

@duality2743

3 жыл бұрын

channels about poop life hacks hate our sanity

@TequilaFounder

3 жыл бұрын

@@duality2743 fucking yes

@acherest2768

3 жыл бұрын

A eyo T Hi S hAt I S mY lIfE s ty Le, yo yo yO

@OuredFoster

3 жыл бұрын

I wish She can just speak like a regular person

@duality2743

3 жыл бұрын

@@OuredFoster she is evil , she never go to speak normally

I love the format of showing a bunch of seemingly unrelated things, and slowly tying them all together as the video progresses

Holy shit. That genetic cars reveal was insane. Its simple things like this that makes me love this channel

Pouring beans into a wineglass and then drinking it while making a point about profit incentives has big breadtube energy and I'm here for it. 'What radicalized you?' 'Troom Troom.'

@fotnite_

3 жыл бұрын

toys in japan radicalized me to the far right

@godzillaworks4585

3 жыл бұрын

This guy may actually be a breadtuber-in-disguise

@blarg2429

3 жыл бұрын

www.reddit.com/r/BeansInThings/

@DemiBirdDoes

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't sound eerily like H bomber guy.

@tsucube4377

3 жыл бұрын

What is a breadtuber I assume you don't mean baking channels

I was immediately engaged when you brought up the genetic cars game

@Happy156

3 жыл бұрын

oh hi

@somebodyunimportant243

3 жыл бұрын

same

@theanimatedpuppet8964

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a random ad

@kyleghost7646

3 жыл бұрын

Im not a big fan anyways...

@pennywisethesingingclown5147

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hello love your videos!

6:28 yes, yes I have

@MagnusMFX

Жыл бұрын

same

All the genetic car references puzzled me until you worked up to that GREAT analogy at the end! This kind of thinking is why I love your content!

"This is so stupid, and so time consuming why the fuc-" "So the game is basically natural selection with cars, that will copy the one that makes it the furthest."

@stephendonovan9084

3 жыл бұрын

C A N P I G E O N S R E A D ? ? ?

@admiralakbar8604

3 жыл бұрын

I like genetic cars 2

@hadboo4348

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephendonovan9084 hmmmmmmmmmm CAN deaF peOPLE HEaR TheMseLVEs Dun dun duunnnnnnnnn

@Tabby_CatMeow

3 жыл бұрын

Is he even hearing himself? nO hE iSnT! sHuSh!

@shamimaramannan375

3 жыл бұрын

What is what is what is what is what is what is......

Why's there no life hack for getting your beans out of your wine bottles?

@irongears123

2 жыл бұрын

Warm up the bottle. It will lower the viscosity of the beans.

@scientistmilorad9735

2 жыл бұрын

@Iron Gears Here is idea to prevent it, Change molecular structure of your beans so electrons can flow through them ( which makes them magnetized ) then just use Giant Neodium magnet 🧲 and... BOOM!!!💥 SCIENCE!!! 🧪 🔭 Joking, it won't explode.

@Marmar-3-

2 жыл бұрын

@@scientistmilorad9735 i have an idea! Fill up the bottle with pepsi… then add a mint candy (forget what its called) and then the beans will come flowing out with the pepsi! Also, dont forget to drink the mint and bean infested pepsi! To prevent beans from entering bottle, tie them to a straw and keep an eye on them lol

@scientistmilorad9735

2 жыл бұрын

@@Marmar-3- Yeah, that makes sense. Good job. (BTW they are called mentos.)

@Marmar-3-

2 жыл бұрын

@@scientistmilorad9735 thank you! It was on the tip of my tongue lol

genuinely loved the expermintation used in this video. The way you made your point through inter splicing the pidgeon and car "game". *chefs kiss* loved it.

That's why I like your content. Other youtubers would just laugh at bad lifehack videos, but you made it clear why these channels exist and what goal they pursue. Masterful work.

troom troom be like: Is your car to big for you garage? Cut it in half.

@WTFG78

3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S INVENTIVE!

@cassiebrooke2490

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup!!!

@trihexa3024

3 жыл бұрын

that's alot of damage

@zulfahmi8302

3 жыл бұрын

Phill Swift approve

@blurthelines8596

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, you just build a bigger garage from cardboard and old tictac containers.

“But she does have long hair - that’s inventive!”

@cavequan8508

3 жыл бұрын

No just stop

@Flame-rp6yq

3 жыл бұрын

use a small blanket as blinds

@electric9403

3 жыл бұрын

Well you can... close your eyes, like he said

@quicklight7611

3 жыл бұрын

i InVeNtEd LoNg HaIr

In my opinion one of the best written videos Jay's done. Even the bean part, although it's the most disturbing thing he's done on his channel

@joolsthebass

2 жыл бұрын

Same. If I were recommending Jay to someone, I'd definitely consider this video as a starting point.

"WELL THERE YOU GO! tiddy chips" absolutely peak comedy

"But how do you sneak snacks into the movies, I hear you-" [peck] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *_CAN PIGEONS READ?_*

@basswave7034

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@fonhaflango5503

3 жыл бұрын

8:34

@beatrixpoley9100

3 жыл бұрын

What was that all about?

@amydurham5606

3 жыл бұрын

@@beatrixpoley9100 pretty sure it was an equivalence thing where the pigeon learned how to "read" because it was rewarded each time it did the action it was asked to do, much like how Troom Troom learned how to make clickbait content because they were rewarded each time. also it was just kinda funny lol

@beatrixpoley9100

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Amy Durham. I wasn’t sure if it was like an internet conspiracy or something.

Now the real banger would be- “How to sneak textbooks into school??!!!!???!,”

@clare-sv3do

3 жыл бұрын

How to sneak your credit card into your wallet

@mayayamato7351

3 жыл бұрын

step one; shove the book in your own ass

@bananagoose6822

3 жыл бұрын

I've tried that so many times I always get caught.

@JoeMama-nl5yk

3 жыл бұрын

Too many steps When I was attempting to act pregnant My friend punched my stomach and the text book fell out

@fatemehbigdeli5330

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayayamato7351 lmao

I really liked the "random" segments in the middle that ended up tying in perfectly to the point of the video. Well done!

When you first pull the genetic cat thing, I thought it was a sponsorship. So I skip it. Next thing I knew, I saw it again only a few seconds later. And then I realized it wasn’t an ad. As someone who enjoy learning things like evolution, I enjoy how you compared evolution with Troom Troom

No one is commenting about the editing and payoff of this video, so I'd just like to say: I really liked this style. The introduction of seemingly out of nowhere elements in the middle of the video and then it all coming together made for a very satisfying ending. Your content has improved tons since I started watching you, both the commentary and the premise. Great work

@gmonkman

3 жыл бұрын

Mauler's influence?

@CalebHimself

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was some sort of sponsor at first, but it made sense in the end which surprised me

@idkwhatimdoing5268

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! I agree, I've always liked videos like this, where everything does have a purpose even if you don't know what it is yet, I hope he gets more subs, because this video, as well as his others, deserve all the attention they can get, which is why I also decided to sub to him

@king_of_dairy_queen0730

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t see anybody talking about how to get the hair off of the lollipop to use it again instead of one use. Like what do you do lick it and filter the hair through your teeth

@selftaughtinfection

3 жыл бұрын

It was a great idea.

Girl: Uses hair to cover eyes Eyelids: Am I a joke to you.

@ania5129

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what is eyelids?

@ania5129

3 жыл бұрын

@210 WHY DO YOU BLINK 👁️👄👁️

@obscure_genesis

3 жыл бұрын

@@ania5129 I can't tell if your joking or if your extremely stupid.

@its.arjun.s

3 жыл бұрын

@@obscure_genesis its a joke

@obscure_genesis

3 жыл бұрын

@@its.arjun.s Anything that's not a joke can be a joke, I'm just gonna assume their kidding because duh.

I didn't realise it the first time I watched this but this video is actually a masterpiece. The way those apparently nonsensical clips of genetic cars and "can pigeons read" actually gain meaning as the video progresses really compels me to watch more to find out what they mean. very smart.

I find joy in imagining just how many people actually try these "hacks", and the entertainment value of the resulting debacle.

Teacher: Why are you laughing? My Brain: T I T T I E C H I P S

@IWANNAKNOWKNOWKNOWWHATISLOVE

3 жыл бұрын

omg

@notsocath5371

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@scientistmilorad9735

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Jay, are saying that you DON’T smuggle your ducks into the theatre to see 1917

@justintroyka8855

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you're really a chump if you're paying to buy them tickets...

@themelon_1785

3 жыл бұрын

Yo yo yo that is so wierd I agree yo Smuggling is so fun and hip yo, did you know you can smuggle cocaine to get the big bucks yo yo yo

@WobblesandBean

3 жыл бұрын

That's how I got to go see 1917, I dunno about you. They didn't buy me any snacc, though... 😕

"are you a parody? it's okay if you are, some of my best friends are parodies" I'm dead.

That random add pop up at 4:33 was so amazing. Most youtubers do this but you nailed it. 🤣🤣

I’m laughing way too hard at “sanitization silo”

@Hunterfalke

3 жыл бұрын

It's the sequel to toothpaste barrel from last video.

“Finally now I don’t have to watch 1917 without my duck” I literally died

@btg7722

3 жыл бұрын

So did the soldiers.

@themalware3794

2 жыл бұрын

@@btg7722 woah woah woah hold on buddy

@jonpatchmodular

2 жыл бұрын

The duck is cute AF tho

Ahh yes the most logical list of prohibited items “right ma’am just so you know marshmallows are strictly prohibited as they could be used in a terrorist attack or to cause serious harm in a enclosed area where medical response could be hours depending where we are, oh I love your new lighter go straight ahead and have fun”

I love the subtlety of the clips that you put in that are indirectly calling them idiots. Gave me a good laugh.

As a woman with extremely long hair who always just puts it up into a bun when I'm flying, TSA DOES stick their fingers inside the bun and squeezes it to see if there's anything inside. Last time, my sandwich's mustard squirted out all over my scalp.

@ryleighs9575

2 жыл бұрын

Lol honestly - solid comedy right there. You got me.

@Mikeys_toast

2 жыл бұрын

Huh. That's really strange, it's never happened to me

@bigbadgammagnome

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mikeys_toast it will

@beehive983

2 жыл бұрын

"I laughed so hard that my chocolate almost fell from my bun"

@samirmuhammad8655

2 жыл бұрын

😂 priceless

Jay laughing at themself while drinking beans out of a wine glass gives off vibes that I can't identify but are very potent

@simplynarelyn3378

3 жыл бұрын

that part actually made me gag

@the_rose_garden01

3 жыл бұрын

@@simplynarelyn3378 yeah, I skipped it

@Mana-gn5sm

3 жыл бұрын

consume the beans chalice

@jonah666

3 жыл бұрын

I thirst thought it was wine so I thought what a man of culture than I saw this😂:

@MeapYT

3 жыл бұрын

Too much watermellon not enough crack 🦈

When I realized why you were talking about the genetic cars it just got me. Wonderful content.

This video has EVERYTHING. Life hacks, car metaphors, narrative arcs, beans. Truly the new standard for videos.

"Is the sun hurting your eyes? Hair is so inventive!" Maybe consider that fact she was in the shade..?

@galaxygorl

3 жыл бұрын

true-

@mehgemenymhge8566

3 жыл бұрын

She probably hasn't touched grass or go outside in like 3 years lmao

"Why do they have a wine bottle full of beans?....oh right...british...."

@allukastoyroom3083

3 жыл бұрын

Omg🤣😂🤣😂

@destinyheart4203

3 жыл бұрын

😀😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😅😅

@amonguslover7043

3 жыл бұрын

Beanz

@megapants444

3 жыл бұрын

@Wonderminer72 GUESS WHAT COFFEE IS MADE OUT OF BUDDY

@Snow-jt4dd

3 жыл бұрын

Bri'ish

Young male loses his mind over by how stupid these life hacks are, the sequel

@douglasparkinson4123

3 жыл бұрын

ahh, might be time to edit the comment. not male. NB.

@TheNitpickChick

3 жыл бұрын

Jay is nonbinary. But other than that, accurate. 😁

@Potacintvervs

3 жыл бұрын

@@douglasparkinson4123 males and females are not linked to gender. That would be essentialist and kind of transphobic

@douglasparkinson4123

3 жыл бұрын

@@Potacintvervs do you know what nb means.

@Potacintvervs

3 жыл бұрын

@@douglasparkinson4123 nonbinary. Non-Binary is still Trans and unrelated to biological sex. The only way the OP comment could be worded better is "Young male loses their mind..." as we dont know what pronouns Jay prefers.

I got three minutes into this video and about died laughing. You, sir, have one of the best channels on KZread. Bless you, you deserve all the subscribers in the world.

"that's not food, that's a dog" Silly Jay, it's a giraffe

@chupacadabra5161

3 жыл бұрын

"HAHAHA It's a giraffe!!!"

@mznsklo

3 жыл бұрын

Really??!??!!!!?? I thought it was a whale

@Iambored26

3 жыл бұрын

no it's a monkey

@angelalvarez8401

3 жыл бұрын

I though it was food

@ShayeMapes

3 жыл бұрын

It is a platypus

The sudden turn in the video caught me off guard and... it was really interesting, digging this!

this was hilarious and eye opening, and i love how you fit in the car game, making me think "is this a sponsor? do you just like this thing? wtf? oh that's what it is god damn it, that makes perfect sense now"

you're like the first person i've ever heard to actually touch on the reason why art is being digested into nothingness by capitalism.

@Dumbledoresarmy13

3 жыл бұрын

Art is being influenced by the consumer demographic that admittedly often knows nothing about art in capitalism... but only when those 'artists' care nothing for their art in the first place, and are only driven by profit. An artist is still free to follow their vision and make good art with the risk of low returns. And sometimes quality work does have high returns. In communism - that's where art is digested into nothingness. The consumer and creator are both of little importance. Art serves a utilitarian purpose for the good of the collective or it does not exist. Individualism and self-expression are the sort of selfish ideals that only a greedy capitalist would hold. I caution you not to forget how many artists have historically suffered under socialism and communism when you bash capitalism in general for its' effect on the arts.

@themammoth67

3 жыл бұрын

100th like

@pseudophori6541

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbledoresarmy13 “capitalism doesn’t harm art because true artists don’t need food and shelter” sure is a take

@TheReaper569

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't even art

@yea4253

3 жыл бұрын

Dumbledoresarmy13 Hahahahahahhah you dumbfuck

“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo yo” proseids to get shot 31245 times

@wesleymays1931

3 жыл бұрын

69420 times*

@LastFirstyearsago

3 жыл бұрын

@@wesleymays1931 nice

@vk_7

3 жыл бұрын

And no offense but it's proceeds

@vk_7

3 жыл бұрын

@@wesleymays1931 yep its more too that's like 2 birds in one stone

Beans in a wine glass is my life style yo yo yo

Your genuine mix of anger and frustration is soothing to my soul.

Jesus Christ, that troom narrator voice is painful in a way I cannot describe

@wowimstillalive5878

3 жыл бұрын

thats the voice i imagine being on the automated killing machines in a dystopian future

@TheKingBean

3 жыл бұрын

@@wowimstillalive5878 Albion riot drones

@GengUpinIpin

3 жыл бұрын

"Weirdly abnormal"

@fugosfork7907

3 жыл бұрын

The acting too

@ibewither5051

3 жыл бұрын

You just described it!

Took me way too long to figure out that Genetic Cars 2 was not an ad but a clever comparison. Anyway I was really surprised by your analysis but it elevated this video to 10/10 good job

@ashlilly3071

3 жыл бұрын

I legit checked the description to see if they were sponsored

@Johnhhujj

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of h bomber guys “the room” segment in his ctrl alt delete serious lore analysis.

@ashlilly3071

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johnhhujj oh my god I just watched that video last week!

@dracopug

3 жыл бұрын

I mean with how it seemed completely unrelated to everything, and considering it was Jay, I was 99% it was relevant to the video when he first interrupted Metaphors are reaally under utilised, unfortunately. It would be cool if more youtubers didn't explain all of their points dryly 24/7, and did more stuff like this

@pagatryx5451

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I was pretty confident that he was going to say that, no matter how far you go with genetic algorithms, even when you are hundreds of generations down, there's always a few useless specimens that can't do anything right. Essentially, the algorithm is only improving things because the failing specimens get ironed out. And then argue that 1st world humanity doesn't really have a means of ironing out the negative specimens one way or the other, then cut to the same genetic algorithm with cars, but this time have no 'goal' it's trying to achieve. And then when the algorithm fails to make any improvements to the car, because there are no such thing as 'negative specimens' and they aren't being removed, the species will lose it's advancements it had made and return back to being cars that can't do much, and draw that comparison back to humanity. Now that's a jumble of words... But I guess I'm just way too cynical for me to instantly draw a comparison to humanity dooming itself :P

These were all very silly. Except for 3:14 where I nearly choked on my cereal and yelled YES at the monitor, lmao

This is beautiful people taking their first steps in to thinking, and filming it.

Life hack: if your friend is about to sneeze, shoot them 13 times in the chest, and then they won't sneeze. Edit:Thanks for all the likes!

@cassiebrooke2490

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@cludyskies7860

3 жыл бұрын

Omg it worked 😱

@cassiebrooke2490

3 жыл бұрын

@@cludyskies7860 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 😯😯

@raheemsmith2996

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassiebrooke2490 Better yet, they won't breathe.

@raheemsmith2996

3 жыл бұрын

@@cassiebrooke2490 Don't worry, that's a part of the process.

Life hack: if your car’s engine starts making noises grab a hammer and hit the engine repeatedly and soon enough the noises will stop and so will the car.

@DividedByZeero

3 жыл бұрын

Caleb Plasma06 might go boomboom but we can’t be blamed because we can’t be blamed

@calebplasma0612

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Gaming exactly

@-kirby-2851

3 жыл бұрын

Crazy Gaming it most likely go boom boom if we're being honest so make up a life hack so your safe from the boomboom

@IDK098

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@iamrotterpigeon

3 жыл бұрын

No, no, he's got a point

I'm so glad I found this channel, I love you Jay

I like how you put random facts like the genetic cars in these videos that come around as an allegory in the end It shows that you really want to make a point with these

I don't know what reverse ASMR is, but troom troom's Narrator is certainly reverse ASMR.

@Usiff_Vons

3 жыл бұрын

Reverse asmr-fingernails scratching a chalkboard,kids chewing gum like a dying duck quacking,the one drama bitch in class,sqeekers and gerome

@TwoWholeWorms

3 жыл бұрын

It's ASMR: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Revulsion. o.o

@PunkZombie1300

3 жыл бұрын

It's called misophonia. While ASMR is a pleasant reaction to specific sounds, creating relaxation and "brain tingles," misophonia is a negative reaction to specific sounds, resulting in irrational anger, panic/anxiety, etc.

@k9lioness622

3 жыл бұрын

PunkZombie1300 That is correct! Misophonia by medical definition is "the hatred of sound". Individuals with misophonia will become irrationally upset at certain noises, some common ones being the sound of chewing, and irritating high pitched noises like mosquitoes and TROOM TROOM'S NARRATOR.

@IfIHadMyTimeAgain

3 жыл бұрын

RMSA?

*"Did you know that the cause of dying is death"* -troomtroom

@cludyskies7860

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa? *Together we can stop this*

@jekjek2174

3 жыл бұрын

@@cludyskies7860 ok cool...... but did you know the cause of commenting is typing?!?! *TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THIS*

@cludyskies7860

3 жыл бұрын

@@jekjek2174 Ok cool but.... Did you know the cause of sleeping is sleeping? *Together we can stop this*

@jekjek2174

3 жыл бұрын

@@cludyskies7860 ok cool..................... But did you know the cause of waking up is opening ur eyes?!?! *TOGETHAAA WEE CANN STOPPP DISS*

@cludyskies7860

3 жыл бұрын

@@jekjek2174 Ok cool, but did you know that..... 2+2=4 *TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THIS!*

Literally I was just on a plane about 2 days ago, brining food is cool, heck, it's advised considering it helps out when lifting off cause it helps your ears not feel bad or something. Literally. I brought a bunch of jolly ranchers and nobody shot me point blank you're fine.

This video is basically Jay explaining why your dog doesn't actually love you.

What the hell? Why did you put the beans in a wine glass when you could've put them in a FRICKING WATERMELON

@mell9998

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half.

@noah-cz6mn

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@generalgrevious8246

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@rae8061

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY

@cam_0174

3 жыл бұрын

Wanna know something worse? Someone try this and sell as a "wine collar". You can find it on Yt.

Jay Exci's really getting invested in these life hacks

@dtanobo

3 жыл бұрын

Probably cause the last video he did got over a million views

@joolsthebass

3 жыл бұрын

@@dtanobo He said on the end of the last life hacks video that he was thinking he was doing more, so it's obviously not just a response to its success.

@viscountrainbows6452

3 жыл бұрын

It's not an investment. It's more like a prolonged highway robbery of the soul.

@Leogrooo

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know what is worse, he becoming a reaction channel or he taking these vids seriously.

@dtanobo

3 жыл бұрын

@@joolsthebass yeah not saying its coming from a bad place or anything but it doesnt hurt that the video was immensely successful

"Now you have a nice, convenient butter glue stick. THANK FUCK!" Hit me so hard for some reason. I will quote it at every chance I get.

This video is so beautifully well made. Good job mate

Came for a cartoonish 17-minute rant, stayed for the brilliant analysis of clickbait theory. If this is where your channel is going then I am 100% down for it and I wish I could subscribe twice.

@ArnLPs

3 жыл бұрын

If I was a Jinn I would give you that wish on the house.

@helltubejackie1086

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArnLPs what's a jiin

@tmurdock8718

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me this is the best channel for mocking idiots and incredible analysis, it's all uphill from here

@ArnLPs

3 жыл бұрын

@@helltubejackie1086 Arabian Mythology. Wish granting Ghosts. The Tale of Aladdin.

@chiefs2pretty4radio

3 жыл бұрын

@@helltubejackie1086 genie

Finally, a way to get my pet into the movies. Alfred the Crocodile has been so lonely whenever I go to see the new Marvel movie.

@aquate9637

3 жыл бұрын

I know the feeling, human the slave has also been acting strangely.

@skeletalgaming4198

3 жыл бұрын

@@aquate9637 Ooh, I know! We should set up a playdate for them! Alfred would be so happy to have a new S̶n̶a̶c̶k̶ Friend!

@overdrive3823

3 жыл бұрын

Ummm

@Cn-yy8ul

3 жыл бұрын

Is this supposed to be Alfred?

@gub4941

3 жыл бұрын

Cn 4966 dammit, i was going to comment that.

I love this channel. Your videos always brighten up my day.

Gotta be honest, I know it's been 2 years, but Jay absolutely rocks that lipstick, I'm a bit envious lmao.

“In the future, content will be randomly generated”

@ohwow7423

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a... veggie tales reference??

@eggcrack1746

3 жыл бұрын

in the future all KZread comments will be unoriginal

@bonniefazbear1987

3 жыл бұрын

weed eater

@cyaneyedinmydrink42069

3 жыл бұрын

W e e d e a t e r

@aidanshorey8249

3 жыл бұрын

tHaT dOeSn't MaKe AnY sEnSE???