New Video where I try Troom Troom - kzread.info/dash/bejne/eoOJrNuSkaeqmNo.html

@avrgmn5548

5 жыл бұрын

I try troom troom.The subject?

@jarrettlesueur239

5 жыл бұрын

If you look at the new “stylish” keyboard there are Russian keys

@jahvinedwards6244

5 жыл бұрын

They advertised bright side when the one with the key bord

@ytjiriho7026

5 жыл бұрын

Troom troom is the worst channel? Noooo...what?

@mexicanskeleton2910

5 жыл бұрын

Jarvis Johnson have you seen LHUGENY

If your neck “ falls asleep” I think that’s called a stroke

@soyavocado

4 жыл бұрын

it’s called a broken spine

@Turtoile41

3 жыл бұрын

@•goldfish brain• It's called forever sleep

@theishaanandankitashow

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called AVADA KEDAVRA

@jamisoncrawford2265

3 жыл бұрын

It’s called bye-bye medication

@jazzhands8183

3 жыл бұрын

*s n a p p*

Rule of thumb: If you can't explain why something is popular, chances are that the answer is children.

@johnsauzedde1785

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@MrTootyRole

3 жыл бұрын

Sound like the person that i shall not mention

@lovelydolltime8006

3 жыл бұрын

And view bots.

@cinnabonbon

3 жыл бұрын

hey i watch troom trom

@pingu3945

3 жыл бұрын

@@cinnabonbon bruuuhhhh

Jarvis: "I don't have any millet lying around" Me: laughs In bird owner

@hannah.montana2194

3 жыл бұрын

im confused in eastern european or sth, is that not a normal thing to have around for yourself lol

@NotMe-ej9yz

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?

@adelinatimercan5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.

@lexiconlover

3 жыл бұрын

@@hannah.montana2194 NO!

@sisyphus-the-big-guy979

3 жыл бұрын

That made me lauf in russian

Troom Troom be like, “Want to have a phone holder but do not have a phone holder? Carve out a eggplant and place your phone inside!”

@zoltanbojan8035

Жыл бұрын

they actually did this but with a banana.

@t_nicki

9 ай бұрын

i think five minute crafts did this with paper clips

Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep. For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.

@sofiaoronaa

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

@bananasauz4337

3 жыл бұрын

😐

@rainbowcattail3367

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@lorddambeldoor9714

3 жыл бұрын

Good job agant 0

@LunarEleven

3 жыл бұрын

I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer. I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.

It’s called 5 minute crafts, and it takes 4 days to discolor soda...

@MrBuinhubinh

5 жыл бұрын

and they have nearly 60m subs wtf

@AirLight1646

5 жыл бұрын

That’s just how mafia works

@user-jc8by2wj8g

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that’s really stupid

@maybejai

5 жыл бұрын

4 day crafts!

@mopbuckets4734

5 жыл бұрын

Dogski28 yeah, that’s really dumb.

At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.

@Regalecus_glesne

2 жыл бұрын

We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”

"A black keyboard won't do, get a white one" Cinemasins: That's racist!

@Jason_Ultimate

3 жыл бұрын

**ding!**

@whocares12345

3 жыл бұрын

KZread deep cross 😂

@giraffeman326

3 жыл бұрын

+1000 sins

@possums154

3 жыл бұрын

*ding* One million sins gets added to the sin counter

@minecrafttree1676

3 жыл бұрын

I was like No. 69

I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.

@LunarEleven

3 жыл бұрын

Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.

@acedcoffee6934

3 жыл бұрын

Oh thanks! I knew there was a method like this but it hit me only now. And yeah troom troom could've done a better job

@phillawrence5148

3 жыл бұрын

In England we say DARK DARK rather than BLACK BLACK

@ocinidolegna

3 жыл бұрын

it was a dark and stormy night...

@yerischerries3010

3 жыл бұрын

@@ocinidolegna OH that's a good parallel lmao

Troom troom be like "Dont have paper to write on? By multiple plane tickets and hot glue them together!"

@ange0042

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@LunarEleven

3 жыл бұрын

You can skip that step and use $100 bills and a 12-day chemical process to remove the ink. It's not only a handy life hack, it's also very durable!!

@tiramiisu0

3 жыл бұрын

@@LunarEleven Wow, thanks for the tip! Will use 😊

@ULTRAKILLSLAYER

3 жыл бұрын

Google should make a definition for Troom Troom and this should be it

@sunaynashah620

3 жыл бұрын

@@LunarEleven lmao

As generic as this sounds Exercising is a great way to release stress Breathing in fresh air from outside feeling the sun against your skin Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk It all just helps Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work

@thetheatreorgan168

3 жыл бұрын

Or the neighbor who hates you spits on you in the middle of coronavirus

@zainab_hashmiii

3 жыл бұрын

,

With everything going on in Ukraine, I genuinely hope everyone involved in Troom Troom is doing ok. They're still uploading (I checked) so I guess so.

@mariotron8718

Жыл бұрын

I hoped for the opposite

@456puff

Жыл бұрын

@@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.

@simin7140

Жыл бұрын

@@RibblesMcSnoo BRO WHAT?????

@ChronicNewb

11 ай бұрын

@@RibblesMcSnoowoah there

@CarlosFerZar

11 ай бұрын

Me too, No one deserves death threats, unless you made an unforgivable crime

I have red hair and I can confirm that every one of us is named "redhead"

@EgyptM2007

4 жыл бұрын

Rangas

@Madura1206

4 жыл бұрын

Yea I have black hair but it is kinda racist

@kaylea_is_me674

4 жыл бұрын

Madura Gunasekara you do realize that hair color isn’t a race right?😂😂😂. No shade but lmao

@hneyboba8275

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@guacamoli7

4 жыл бұрын

Kaylea_is_me are you slow?

A whisk can’t only whip eggs it can also *_WHIP REDHEAD_*

@FuliCuddlesFangirl

5 жыл бұрын

noahislucifer Redhead wants to know: Your location

@TemmiePlays

5 жыл бұрын

Your joke was great once I reached that part of the video. 👌top shelf

@DerpyDarky

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@pepperflaked5404

5 жыл бұрын

That’s chill

@williamschmidt8652

5 жыл бұрын

Interesting...

"maybe I'm uncultured, but I don't have any millet lying around" *laughs in bird trainer*

as much as you can say the channel is cringe, i hope the production crew and actors are doing okay and are in a safe area

@jeff1.274

Жыл бұрын

I second this, however it seems the actors/actresses are ok, judging by their Instagram posts. I do not know about Mr. Miroshnykov however.

@casandrasantander3290

4 ай бұрын

What's their Instagram?

i said this before, i'll say it again: troom troom couldn't make any room room for a brain brain

@horse_stan6007

4 жыл бұрын

*broom broom

@vegan_for_innocentlives

4 жыл бұрын

wow! this is the best comment i`ve ever seen

@maxtheaxe6889

4 жыл бұрын

Troom troom is going to go boom boom

@PastelCookie_

4 жыл бұрын

HAA!

@ritabowe1

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god lmfao

Vicky! Dolly! Daisy and Redhead! YOU FORGOT BLUE-EYED GIRL

@leen9609

4 жыл бұрын

And blondie

@drewwhitford8252

4 жыл бұрын

Sakura -Chan and Curly Sue

@hamluk_

4 жыл бұрын

and Stevie gonzalez 👉😎👉

@bitcchtits721

4 жыл бұрын

And M i c k e y

@Suragam740

4 жыл бұрын

Smith

"your neck fell asleep!" That's called a strokea

@minecrafter2646

3 жыл бұрын

Strok ea games

@arizonagreenbee

3 жыл бұрын

@@minecrafter2646 *it's in the neck*

jarvis: i dont have any millet laying around Me: wtf is millet

@mirandathepandakitty1630

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s like a type of grain

@sierrahale804

3 жыл бұрын

@@mirandathepandakitty1630 It is, you're correct : )

@MooseShower

Жыл бұрын

I’m screaming as a bird owner

"Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button" "*sigh* He smashed it?" "Yeah"

@LunarEleven

3 жыл бұрын

@Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago. That, or their neck fell asleep.

@beatbox3620

3 жыл бұрын

Who’s brain was fried I think it’s a lil extreme for a 14 min video lol

@clumpus2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@beatbox3620 its troom troom

@gracefvl.

3 жыл бұрын

@Lewis Fisher shouldve said it was a plate

@Bear_Song

3 жыл бұрын

That was an amazing start to the video

"If you have a black keyboard, get a white one" HmMmMmMmMmMmMmmm

@arandomuser9459

4 жыл бұрын

That doesn’t sound right. I wonder...

@AbsoluteRatBastard

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder what the sounds like. Oh wait, that’s right. *TROOM TROOM IS RACIST CONFIRMED*

@silyster7590

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbsoluteRatBastard I don't who you are but its so right!!!!

@Kate-tp1fv

4 жыл бұрын

Racist much

@silly-kitty3272

4 жыл бұрын

did anyone else notice the keyboard has the Russian alphabet on it? no, just me?

The fact that these channels actually started with normal, decent, maybe even good life hacks. Sure did live to become the villains

At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow

I watched a Troom-Troom video and I DIED *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

@90sclassicsentertainment28

5 жыл бұрын

Plz don't remind me of that clickbait crap

@suhavi2104

5 жыл бұрын

thank you for the cross over meme

@SamYouWell

5 жыл бұрын

Then how did you comment 🤔

@yourdeathisinevitable

5 жыл бұрын

@@SamYouWell *SCIENTISTS STILL DON'T KNOW*

@yourdeathisinevitable

5 жыл бұрын

@sneaky The elemental master I'm a gOrl

Jarvis' hoodie is the best: "Clickbait"

@maddieool7045

3 жыл бұрын

As someone whos in the dream team fandom, your profile scares me.

@maddieool7045

3 жыл бұрын

Yousef Mohamed Ghanem no, I only watch dreams videos lol

@efslgima

3 жыл бұрын

He put on the wrong hoodie

@mr.cyanide4897

3 жыл бұрын

No as someone also from the dream team fandom, I totally agree XD

@emreakbas3182

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

" this keyboard only makes you want to type positive words!" keyboard: IN RUSSIAN

@skena76

3 жыл бұрын

We only speak good thing in russia comrade!

@Charlotte-jm3ce

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Ukrainian keyboard

@commscan314

2 жыл бұрын

It's a Cyrillic keyboard.

@frog_penis

Жыл бұрын

@@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe

@lizzie31

Жыл бұрын

Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism

Love content like this because I get to laugh at content farms while having the satisfaction of never giving them a single click!

" iTs nOT a PrObLeM aNy MoRe " this video " ITs NoT a MOuSe AnY mOrE "

@kimiscoolasf

4 жыл бұрын

Unicorn queen I was about to say

@lavender.oatmilk.lattes

4 жыл бұрын

Holo are you talking to me

@lea9106

4 жыл бұрын

Omg i watch her too btw simplynailogical

@something813

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too!😂

@theblabarmy

4 жыл бұрын

Holo

“I’m not monetizing FEELINGS JIMMY” This hit harder than anything I’ve ever heard

@Axxetto

5 жыл бұрын

Indeed :(

@AnguishedMan

5 жыл бұрын

Watch time 10 Minute videos Ads Monetization

@mopbuckets4734

5 жыл бұрын

Marco Brines indeed. 🙁

@RianeBane

5 жыл бұрын

Not that they monetize facts, either...

@tofutii

5 жыл бұрын

RianeBane so true though

I'm amazed how Troom Troom hasn't stopped producing videos despite Ukraine being invaded.

@jeff1.274

Жыл бұрын

either they are blinded by their desire to exploit the YT algorithm, or working for Troom Troom is the only job they have.

@pip4349

11 ай бұрын

"Redhead has stockpiled 5.56 under her bed. She loads it into her AR-12 and fires into the Russian invaders."

@godzdead

6 ай бұрын

i think with all their youtube money the channel owner moved somewhere europe or usa long before the war started

"Do you spend a lot of time in front of your computer?" "Yea I do!" * insert unskippable ad * 🤔 Well played sir.

8:35 I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why: "In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.

@pahoellyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@redforest9269

3 жыл бұрын

@Da Frog Cyrillic is not unique to Russia.

@blarpax9061

3 жыл бұрын

ive heard it in sweden aswell

@LittleSirBoy

3 жыл бұрын

Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'

@ovuvuevuevueenyetuenwuevue1022

3 жыл бұрын

Troom troom is based in ukraine

YoU nEvEr KnOw WhO wAnDeRs ArOuNd HeRe This is ur house Best line of 2019

@idkwhattoputhere5578

4 жыл бұрын

He sounded concerned too lmbo

@youtheme8035

4 жыл бұрын

Aww man

@nicolefrances8744

4 жыл бұрын

When was that

@lavenderteal8485

4 жыл бұрын

I replayed that part many times. It was hilarious

@sunnygoose

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym are saying it’s not normal for random ppl to be walking around ur house?!?!

“We can’t have black keyboards! They are not white!” -Troom Troom, 2018

“Maybe I’m uncultured but I don’t have any millet lying around” Bird owners:

Why do i just imagine the narrator in troom troom saying “daisy just cheated on her boyfriend!”

@redpanda5813

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@redpanda5813

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@cake_popduck8371

3 жыл бұрын

*DAISY JUST CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND* *oh no what r we gonna do? Let’s stick a fork in his phone! That’ll help him get a girl/man!*

@ninteythree93

3 жыл бұрын

Luigi is sad

@lilliray5837

3 жыл бұрын

Im pretty sure that they have said that

Thank you for spreading the word about Troom Troom (also I saw in a different vid that you went to Georgia Tech so did I woooo)

@jarvis

5 жыл бұрын

yooo the world is small. i just learned this too! go jackets and also greg

@sadplatinum808

5 жыл бұрын

Go greg and also troom is the worst

@cohencyr3254

5 жыл бұрын

Jarvis is officially Greg

@jaydee540

5 жыл бұрын

Hi danny i subscribed to your channel a month ago haha

@Lexilove2016

5 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez OMG danny?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"First, fill a sock with bird food..." 🥴

I remember when my parents told me that my fingers were going to eat me if I kept singing The Finger Family song. Memories!

“Here’s a bag of money” yes, how I do all of my transactions of money

@andrewjenkins9965

4 жыл бұрын

I never go to the grocery store without my bag of money.

@mrgoldfish8791

4 жыл бұрын

Yep same

@CocoTheMii

4 жыл бұрын

“Here you go, Mrs. Mavilda. Here’s the two bags.”

@THANKYOUFORTHEVENOM

4 жыл бұрын

Also doubles as a weapon if you have enough coins in it 😂

@bumblaur

4 жыл бұрын

mr youtube is never wrong

“You will only type positive things after this!” That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens

@macchupicchuusa6091

3 жыл бұрын

And the stress ball

@hussainbedair7676

3 жыл бұрын

If you stay happy, you think happy.

@hypersonicspeedgrov

3 жыл бұрын

More like 123 Go with Zeffo...

@nosferattusx2

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypersonicspeedgrov it's all connected

"I'll take the mouse so she doesn't spy on me" Track pad: Am I a joke to you

“make sure to blink a often as possible!” **proceeds to have eye seizures**

“Time to get rid of bad thoughts!” Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.

@yuewang3742

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@pikko3664

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr screw actual helpful stuff. How could that stuff ever help you

@erica9220

3 жыл бұрын

Oddly specific incident of buying the whisk but that makes it better😂😂

@ambergof7447

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Do your legs get tired from sitting in the computer?" Yes, I am sitting *inside* the computer. Not only are my legs tired, but they're G o n e. :)

@Phoenix_Blader_93

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Im dying 😂😂😂

@jack_productionz6079

4 жыл бұрын

is nobody going to talk about troom troom being racist

@Phoenix_Blader_93

4 жыл бұрын

@@jack_productionz6079 how

@angrybirdsfan9826

4 жыл бұрын

*i am the computer* *i had no legs in the first place*

@sheeloesreallycool

4 жыл бұрын

JACKATTACKproductionZ Z how

12:03 why the f*** would you take your suitcase in the water lmfao

9:55 moving your eyes up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right will actually clip you through the floor and straight into hell

@eddykidplayzyt

2 жыл бұрын

You have to wavedash into a wall just after you do it though

9:40 "do your legs tend to fall asleep while sitting IN a computer?" try our simple life hack called a chair.

@yourmum101ful

4 жыл бұрын

"....Sitting AT a computer...."

@samm_2986

4 жыл бұрын

xD that s what they said!?! im dyinggg

@shen144

4 жыл бұрын

5:24

@marrchaney9206

3 жыл бұрын

Sim problems, am I right?

@4.99dollarchickenstripbask7

3 жыл бұрын

They're Ukrainian, and these videos get translated horribly to English. That's why it says that.

Troom Troom vs Morgz Top 10 anime battles

@goompo

5 жыл бұрын

FBI, I’m sure there are better things to do with your time. Heard the Area 51 raid needs a helping hand...

@galaxyunicornstar2497

5 жыл бұрын

Top 10 anime : who called me?

@parkermeyer9660

4 жыл бұрын

FBI I see u on almost all the comment sections

@MrProsident

4 жыл бұрын

nobody knows who will win... this is gonna be endgame 2

@humanbeing384

4 жыл бұрын

Morgz copies other youtubers

I agree with you troom troom and 5minute hacks are the worst Fun Fact: 5 minute hacks is not 5 minutes

@r3io4mf

3 жыл бұрын

it is crafts

@r3io4mf

3 жыл бұрын

but yes they still suck

i have so many tabs pulled up that in between switching between videos, an episode of spongebob started playing on one tab while i watched this and i honestly thought it was just an editing choice you made for your video to like convey your confusion about the life hacks

In a BLACK BLACK city... "what the hell is going on?" I'm confused too Jarvis

@Ocyla

4 жыл бұрын

Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.

@MsJerrySparkle

4 жыл бұрын

as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway

@x3a

4 жыл бұрын

Uh oh segregation

@humter

4 жыл бұрын

In a BLACK BLACK city, everything is black. Wait a second... My eyes are closed.

@syndneytraharnana2423

4 жыл бұрын

Well we all agree. Anything black is bad. If you want something that makes you happy and cheerful, be white.

when I rewatch this and hear Vicky, all I think of is the phrase, “nothing better then a fresh set of nails Vicky.”

@inactiveaccount6884

4 жыл бұрын

i admit that every two weeks or so, i pry my nails off my fingers and toes with pliers and replace them with a fresh pair.

@hampuschristersson

4 жыл бұрын

REUSE THEM VICKY

@loftilara8468

4 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣🤣

@jackmanning1117

4 жыл бұрын

The reverse shot is a Victorian ghost

@galyrion2858

4 жыл бұрын

These are forbidden by Zeffo!

1:47 “my mum is a dog, my dad is a banana, who am I?” Cracked me up 😂😂

This had me crying.

@allizaannie3967

3 жыл бұрын

same bro

Tired of a *black black* keyboard????? GET AN RGB ONE!

@sonoda944

5 жыл бұрын

Gaming keyboard nowadays smh

@wibs0n68

5 жыл бұрын

@@sonoda944 Maybe in the future there will be RGB office keyboard.

@jayden.dayyan

4 жыл бұрын

Riah Veal LOL same

@user-je7dk4mq1o

4 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew.211 okay, THAT was racist lol (i hate racism and any type of intolerance, May it be homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia etc.)

@hamluk_

4 жыл бұрын

@@weeniehutjrs8822 i think you've been wooooshed

"In a black, black city..." Me: **jazz music stops**

@youtheme8035

5 жыл бұрын

CJ stops followin the damn train

@glocky9134

5 жыл бұрын

Juice Wrld stops seeing shadows in his room

@therealsquimby3191

5 жыл бұрын

* Trades black for white * HOL UP

@mr.paperbag771

5 жыл бұрын

"In a black, black neighborhood..."

@Wendi_The_Goon

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Bay narration, "In a world where everything's black."

Me: **discolors Coca-Cola** Also Me: Wow my life is now *waaaayyyyy easier.* My anxiety and ADD is gone, my school grades are straight A’s, oh wow my life is *way easier now.*

i think this video is just about how to stay in front of your computer forever watching their videos and not get tired of it, for example: "DOnT Go outSiDE"

Ah, yes my favorite web series character, *R E D H E A D*

@flowichu

4 жыл бұрын

*ah yes, cultured people*

@yoshidex64

4 жыл бұрын

*N I C E*

@sheeniethewolfie1685

4 жыл бұрын

I dunno Scared Blondie seems to be a good character too

@User-rw6sg

4 жыл бұрын

*SAME*

@im1yearsold169

4 жыл бұрын

The best waifu,right in front of hatsune

me: accidentally clicks on bright side video KZread: gives me thirteen different troom troom and five minute crafts vids

@mr.nortonshorton3672

4 жыл бұрын

KZread algorithm in a nutshell

@Zurtron

4 жыл бұрын

Ik it’s so annoying

@MortalLintRoller

4 жыл бұрын

KZread: Oh you like crafts, don’t you? itS nOt A pRoBLeM anYmORe

@alfieclaborn4446

4 жыл бұрын

Bright Side is bad

@dice7584

4 жыл бұрын

Dear god

the best thing i took away from troom trooms DIY video was to put on my blue light glasses

I can’t help but wonder how Troom Troom is still producing content after the Russian invasion and occupation of Odessa. They must have relocated or something.

@jeff1.274

7 ай бұрын

@midnitest0rm I feel the same, however, there seems to be some sources indicating they moved to Kiev. As for the actors, some have fled to other parts of Ukraine, some have fled abroad, while others remain in Odessa.

5 Minutes Crafts has to be sponsored by Coca-Cola. Nobody has this many Coke bottles and cans just laying around

@dead9247

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense.

@DarlyFofa

4 жыл бұрын

And hot glue. And toothpaste. And baking soda.

@lennyluvr

4 жыл бұрын

Undeclared sponsorships? WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL...

@captainflowers748

4 жыл бұрын

.... I did

@memebeater5726

4 жыл бұрын

Possible sponsors : Coca cola and Colgate.

"I convinced Logan Paul that the door was a like button, and then he smashed it." I died.

@bravecylinder93

5 жыл бұрын

No, it really isn't...

@Infinitetech-ogda

5 жыл бұрын

Rest in peace djthecoolman1121

@briftdoard

5 жыл бұрын

Jarvis “the door is a like button” Logan Paul *smashes door* Door *OW THAT HURT DUSHEBAG*

@AsteroidBK

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@karina_martinez420

5 жыл бұрын

XD

Rewatching old videos, and happy to say that while Troom Troom isn't gone, it is down 8mil subs.

Troom Troom: have you ever been in the very relatable situation where you brutality stabbed your phone because you we bored?

"But it can't whip eggs anymore" 😂😂😂

@Endercurse

5 жыл бұрын

That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk. And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.

@michaelwoodruff5752

5 жыл бұрын

You know it was a good bit when you laugh out loud by yourself

@frostythesnowbob607

5 жыл бұрын

RIP

@missingno2401

5 жыл бұрын

@@Endercurse really? I just use a spoon handle if I can't find a whisk.

@mhafanno.1890

5 жыл бұрын

Matt Eldon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The real question is *why* does Red Head have a notebook?

@DerpyDarky

5 жыл бұрын

BWAAHAHAHAHAAHA

@abandonedaccount6878

5 жыл бұрын

because KIR B

@KittyKat-gh4cn

5 жыл бұрын

LUCAzade -she’s drawing nudes- she’s coming up with click bait titles and thumbnails

@homiecat1681

5 жыл бұрын

Idk

@thegreen3918

5 жыл бұрын

Because she’s a ginger

"Troom Troom is the worst channel on KZread." But what about my channel.

@flam381

3 жыл бұрын

It is all good

@aguywithsomegames1437

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers I’ll drink to that bro

You should react to living in underwater house for 24 hours.

@GondsoBonso

3 жыл бұрын

id say comment it on a newer vid if u want him to possible see it

no one: not a single soul: troom troom: 14 FUN AWESOME WAYS TO BREAK YOUR FRIENDS NECK AT THE BASE OF THE SKULL COOL AMAZING PRANKS edit: um check the likes

@KyrieFortune

5 жыл бұрын

ｉｔｓ ｎｏｔ ａ ｐｒｏｂｌｅｍ ａｎｙｍｏｒｅ

@owenhesdon9276

4 жыл бұрын

Haha that’ll show em😆😆

@L0RDK3Y

4 жыл бұрын

i laughed way too hard on this comment

@user-zn3gf8qy5h

4 жыл бұрын

5 minute crap

@gwendolyn7402

4 жыл бұрын

I'm listening...

Mom:Your head hurts? Mom: *looks over at computer*

@olivre9872

5 жыл бұрын

Mom: I T S B E C A U S E O F T H A T - Me: Get the fuck out of my room i am 26 years old

@Humanoidable

5 жыл бұрын

@@olivre9872 AHAHAAHAAHAHA omg this happened to me

@Humanoidable

5 жыл бұрын

@@olivre9872 Im 26 and had exactly that conv with my mom some days ago

@kiraaisling9603

5 жыл бұрын

Mom: *Neck falls asleep* WHAT THE FU-

@owensks

5 жыл бұрын

ctrrl adeq good for you are still living at home

2:13 you could say that that was the hack that really pushed 5-minute crafts (pause for dramatic effect) into the limelight (Ba-dum-CRASH)

Love how I got an ad before Jarvis's video going "SO YOU WANNA BE AN IT PRO?!"

"You never know who wanders around here" "Its your house"

@hexsiongaming4462

4 жыл бұрын

just use toothpaste idiot

Troom troom: "Can we copyright strike this guy? " KZread: "Yeah sure, why not. "

@chs292

5 жыл бұрын

Please do

@sparkly-chan

5 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Margetan underrated comment 🤣

@dragonempress8367

5 жыл бұрын

It makes life... *Slow motion* A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

@adorable1018

5 жыл бұрын

Matthew Margetan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😹👌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

I’m taking the mouse...the most valuable item .... you never know who is around.... it’s your house🤣🤣.... also the computer has all your valuable information.... don’t worry as long as I have my mouse I will be protected 🤣🤣🤣

I love you Jarvis and it actually isn't that outlandish for you to think that the video at 13:27 is Ukranian based on the fact that the owner of the channel, Eugene, is presumably from Ukraine, but most Ukranians are bilingual and speak both Ukranian and Russian. Because much of the popular content from that region comes from Russia and Eastern Slavic Languages (Belarusian, Ukrainian, and Russian) are very similar to Russian (both countries were a part of the USSR up until 1991 if you didn't know), both Belarus and Ukraine have a very high population of people that learned Russian growing up to the point where many are bilingual. In fact, in Belarus, 70% of the population speaks Russian while only 28% speak Belarusian (the other 2% is other languages). Anyways, sorry just thought this was kind of interesting. All of this to say, the language in that video is Russian. You can check this yourself by looking at Roma's KZread channel and checking his about page where it's listed that he's from Russia, or going back to any of his videos and copy and pasting the Russian into google translate, which will show that it is indeed Russian. Keep in mind, don't do this with a single word as KZread may default it to another language. For example, Google detected Bulgarian with a Russian word once because, no surprises here, these languages have some similar or exactly the same words in both languages. I don't blame you for not knowing as Russian and Ukranian also look very similar for people who don't write the language and they both use a Cyrillic alphabet, but the video is Russian. I still love you and you'll probably never read this but I hope you learned something from this comment if you do.

*God damn it. My neck fell asleep again*

@xxfirebladegamingxx1807

5 жыл бұрын

@@jukson8105🤨

@xxfirebladegamingxx1807

5 жыл бұрын

@@jukson8105 ur friend is a natiz then 🤯

@jukson8105

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 he was joking bro, he's doing the same thing. Just a meme yknow

@daganfox6399

5 жыл бұрын

@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 "natiz"

@sirmilliotos3198

5 жыл бұрын

Pedro Pias I subbed

The keyboard just naturally turned white when she put the stickers on it.

@dead9247

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jasperhughes2399

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit

@emilygoogle6520

4 жыл бұрын

And it magically grew the Cyrillic alphabet... :/ That video is weird

@astrida111

4 жыл бұрын

@@emilygoogle6520 those are fking hieroglyphics

@ashthepokemonmaster2375

4 жыл бұрын

*magically

Me: jUsT uSe tHe cOmPuTeR’s 💻 InBUiLt mOusE dUmMy... them: but it’s 2020 dude

11:02 Right at that part an ad played. The transition was so natural I was confused for a hot second.

"wHo LeT yOu In HeRe!?" "Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button so he... He..." "Smashed it?"

@thisisepic3289

5 жыл бұрын

Midoriya: SMAAAAASH...! Logan Paul: SMAAAAAAAAAASH........!

@can0cringe

5 жыл бұрын

*Smashed it* Sorry not sorry

@user-id1fm3kp4c

5 жыл бұрын

@@can0cringe that sssniperwolf picture though 😂😂😂

@can0cringe

5 жыл бұрын

tough luck123 : As soon as she made the face I knew it was meant to be XD

@user-id1fm3kp4c

5 жыл бұрын

@@can0cringe XD

1:47 "my mom is a dog and my dad is a banana. Who am I?" A freak of nature?

@coldrogue5234

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine walking into your bedroom and your dog is sitting there with the banana next to it whispering 'I'm pregnant with our banana child'

@krysmrug6478

4 жыл бұрын

A person with banana peels as skin and the head and legs of a dog

@krysmrug6478

4 жыл бұрын

@NoobPlayZ 245 like so brody can see

@lennyluvr

4 жыл бұрын

A mistake?

@himate1666

4 жыл бұрын

@@lennyluvr it's a penis

In the intro, I thought you were about to say "The back door was open" but I still laughed 😂

That finger song at the beginning of the video made its way into my head for what feels like forever

you don't have to describe them 'cause your shirt has already done the job

@andymadden8183

4 жыл бұрын

*C L I C K B A I T*

@mickeyzinabu2925

4 жыл бұрын

It's a hoodie put ...

@NinjaMatt55

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr thats what I was thinking

@eeeeeeeeeeeeee8500

4 жыл бұрын

Itt nőt a szúrt itt ahoodie bit your right

@billbobert

4 жыл бұрын

😂

*she protecc* *she attacc* *but most importantly, she make stupid life haccs*

@madman-tf7cx

5 жыл бұрын

I love these memes

@codywang1801

5 жыл бұрын

why,

@yashira1406

5 жыл бұрын

lol 😂

@andersonritter1389

5 жыл бұрын

Most importantly her hair blacc blacc

@lvbboi9

5 жыл бұрын

@@andersonritter1389 as blacc as my Cat

Troom troom went from a diy channel to wednesday adams home vs blue cat and vampire

"Kids, eye strain is real, thats why I have these glasses." Yeah... I learnt that the hard way buddy XD Now i have to wear glasses when I am infront of a computer screen :(

Can confirm - I work for KZread and Logan Paul smashes our doors constantly.

@jarvis

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aviationdude9546

5 жыл бұрын

Arya Boudaie I’m an air traffic controller and Shit hits the fam really quickly.

@Suspicious-Carl

5 жыл бұрын

you work for youtube? can you give super mario logan his monitization back plz?

@nightwolf3368

5 жыл бұрын

ye

@okamiblu6842

5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm am door

“I don’t know if I’m uncultured, but I don’t have any MiLlEt lying around”

@durpyislost6212

5 жыл бұрын

miLLeT

@casual_ice_consumer4148

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a bird guy I have the mIlLEt

@krowwithakay

5 жыл бұрын

@@casual_ice_consumer4148 me too lol. My finches love it!

@lucknowiwrites4481

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/n6mlkraHcpascaw.html

“So I checked out 5 minute crafts” 10 seconds later “Leave for 4 days”

I’ve been wondering, on how to make a potato battery that charges my phone.

Tired of a black keyboard? Then buy a black Wii remote! (Yes i know, I'm *really* late)

@shanonfree8210

4 жыл бұрын

I am too.

@frostedwyrm7321

4 жыл бұрын

Last

@alfieclaborn4446

4 жыл бұрын

Giddylevi no I’m last

@willemjahne345

4 жыл бұрын

Last?

@Flower-bu9my

4 жыл бұрын

I'm last

* casually eats keyboard * *”delicious.”*

@Sunnyplayz64

3 жыл бұрын

your profile pic explains it

@interferis6252

3 жыл бұрын

Dee-lich-eee-ou-s

@interferis6252

3 жыл бұрын

@random idiot" Readhead stole her dad's keyboard, she and her best friend Blondie are going to injest it in the park! "

Uni soviet : fight nazi, build the first space station, fight in the cold war, etc Russia : still the biggest country in the world, allies with many nations Also russia : *troom troom*