"We'll see you in 4 years when you can't decide between voting for AOC or Kyle Rittenhouse." To whoever wrote that line, Well Done!

@DirtFlyer

Ай бұрын

I imagine Robert Smigel might have had something to do with it.

@erikelliott8015

Ай бұрын

But Rittenhouse won't old enough to be president for atleast 14 years.

@dee_dee_place

Ай бұрын

@@erikelliott8015 The Legislative & Executive branches of government can write an amendment changing the requirements to run for any office. Our government officials are considering age limits now.

@casbot71

Ай бұрын

​@@erikelliott8015 humour is in the concept....

@balaclavabob001

Ай бұрын

@@erikelliott8015 Go ask putin or kim jong un about the rules and how important they are to dictators .

The ever-growing pile of cigars is hilarious 😂

@eeeeyuke

Ай бұрын

I love when he starts with one and it flies within two words. Such a goofy visual gag, but it works and never gets old. It's genius, actually.

@FrankBenlin

Ай бұрын

Yep, it just wouldn't be the same without cigars flying everywhere.

As an Australian, where *voting is compulsory* and we have a preferential ranked choice system, it's scary to see the American system and wonder _how bad Australia would be_ if we had the same electoral process? Remember, we're the origin of Murdoch and he has much more media dominace here. Although an argument could be made that we've adapted to him and it's because he's an introduced pest in America that's allowed him to have such a devastating effect on the American political ecosystem. Even our media magnates are toxic and venomous.

@phiksit

Ай бұрын

I guess you lucked out... he left before he totally f'd up your country. He's got a history f'ing with the UK too.

@Heretheee

Ай бұрын

Australia the system that gave you Scott Morrison? Who remember when he went to Hawaii during that time? Malcolm Turnbul? I'd rather a system that i know who I am voting for and get what you get. I hate a system where two small parties can link together have majority and therefore they have the right to PICK the prime minister.

@chrisrj9871

Ай бұрын

I've seen a picture/meme floating around on social media before that says "Not Voting Isn't Rebellion ... It's SURRENDER." We need to circulate that more ... 0f course we also have to tell them to vote for Biden _as a matter of life or death._ But we did win the midterms in '18 and '22, and got Biden in '20. We might be OK. We just gotta spot the bots.

@casbot71

Ай бұрын

​@@HeretheeeIf we had the American system, Pauline Hanson could have been President at some point. Or Clive Palmer.

@Rogov8

Ай бұрын

Preach it! I'm not actually sure which of the two provides a better outcome, but probably Preferential/ranked voting. It's a godsend. However, compulsory voting does compel politicians to act for all citizens. Murdoch will be seen in 50 years as one of the key players in the downfall of the West. Not hyperbole.

I love that Triumph is basically a correspondent for every late night show now.

@vicmartone

Ай бұрын

He's bigger than the night

@dctaylor480

Ай бұрын

It's a triumph.

@MrSouthSioux

Ай бұрын

Why he hasn't had his own show is beyond me.

@jdavis1214

Ай бұрын

Not a correspondent but a new maker for everything that's wrong.

@GalahadGregory

Ай бұрын

I want to see him interview the Muppets.

If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to have selfish, ignorant leaders." - George Carlin

@jesipohl6717

Ай бұрын

Imagine being so entitley you want palestinian-americans to vote for the death of their own people, or that you want trans people to vote for a president that outlined how to legally exclude them from public life at school age and called it a "protection". Imagine asking black folk to vote for the party that weaponised the police in the 90s, leading to tanks in our streets today. You shame people for not voting at all and are confused when they don't automatically pick your fav despot.

@kennethmardis2132

Ай бұрын

George always right

@templar_1138

Ай бұрын

@@kennethmardis2132 Not always. After all, he did have a bit about how he found r*pe hilarious.

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

​@@templar_1138 Please don't take his words out of context. Did you even listen to the full bit? It's about the exaggeration. He doesn't laugh about victims. He mocks the r*pists. And he mocks the comedians who punch down, instead of up. Here's a segment of it: "A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault. They like to blame the r*pe on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt." These guys think women ought to go to prison for being c*ck teasers. Don't seem fair to me. Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything. It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is. Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion. "

@dupersuper1938

Ай бұрын

@@templar_1138 Context is an important component in forming opinions....

"raise your hand if you think voters are easily manipulated" dude in the front instantly looks around first to see if he should raise his hand lol

@seanmckee5487

Ай бұрын

I appreciate Pablo C getting the joke quickly and laughing the whole time

@paulorganisation1

Ай бұрын

The human brain works on visualization. Biden has done more than obama but i guess if you don't have swag, you won't impress some people.

Sooo glad Dailyshow and Comedy Central picked up Triumph!! More skits please!! This man is a national treasure!!

@andercoyote4170

Ай бұрын

He’s a dog.

@masterchinese28

Ай бұрын

This cigar-loving canine is a national treasure.

@sparkythancztwise

Ай бұрын

@@masterchinese28 That cigar waving canine puppet is a savage salve on the wounded and weary of the world, delivering the medicine of laughter internationally. And I suspect Triumph would spurn any claim that he represents this population he disdains. He'd more likely herald himself as a treasure unto himself and of his own making. Triumph is no joiner, and won't be pandered to or wear badges of honor bestowed by the peons.

@DonariaRegia

Ай бұрын

I love his on site interviews. Nobody is prepared for that kind of interaction.

@BaseballPlayer0

Ай бұрын

dog, not man

I'm not sure how anyone with any information or memory of the past 8 years can be "undecided". Neither of the 2 major candidates is an unknown quantity.

@kwho

Ай бұрын

Exactly. We have all made decisions 4 yrs ago. And we all saw how each reacted. I think its just absolute ignoance or fear to disclose their vote- which would be fine but nobody believes that "Undecided" Bullsh!t

@dawncapwell3528

Ай бұрын

I completely don’t get that at all. We have seen both candidates in action. How anyone could look at the two of them and not decide is beyond me.

@rlud304

Ай бұрын

Being known is the problem.

@stefrost4029

Ай бұрын

We know both. They never actually said they didn't have enough info, they said both are awful. Which is absolutely true. Whilst I would vote for Trump to prevent Project 2025, a whole load of queerphobia and racism, and him getting more SCrOTUS Injustices installed, I can't really shame people who can't stomach voting for a genocide enabler (either of them).

@Slappy_McNasty_9090

Ай бұрын

(Like mcbain) *THAT WAS THE JOKE* But the fact that it's still a thing is absolutely infuriating.

Also why is it so important to so many voters that they be able to have a beer with the candidate? Sure it'd be nice to have a beer with my cardiologist but I care *way more* about him knowing what he's doing!

@Cdub1717

Ай бұрын

Spot on. Personally the person I want as President isn’t the same guy I want to party with lol.

@djackson4605

Ай бұрын

People have been conditioned to value rhetoric over logic. That means the person who is more personable will do better than someone who states their obviously better strategy. We're a lot dumber than we realize on many levels.

@AinSoph73

Ай бұрын

Some of those dopes don't even know Trump doesn't drink.

@jasonmack760

Ай бұрын

@@AinSoph73 He *says* he doesn't drink. He also says he didn't bang a pornstar and try to cover it up. His word doesn't mean a lot.

@FrogsForBreakfast

Ай бұрын

Why would anyone want to drink with him anyway? He's gonna talk about himself the whole time.

If you had to pick one, which candidate would you allow to babysit your children or grandchildren? If you don't trust the guy to keep your baby safe, why the F*** would you trust him with our country?!

@jesipohl6717

Ай бұрын

genocidal maniac or fascist

@ilaser4064

Ай бұрын

Yeah wouldn't trust Trump given he's a named defendant in a p3 d0 case. The best I've seen against Biden is out of context images in the form of memes and the disputed diary that states Biden had showers with his daughter that 'might not have be appropriate'...

@Jessikared1997

Ай бұрын

The scary thing here is idk which one you think is the better option. I think the answer is obvious for me, but I have no idea what reality you exist in 🤷‍♀️

@Erik-R

Ай бұрын

In your hypothetical scenario, I'd pick neither and just stay home.

@nickjohansen9038

Ай бұрын

Does that mean you'd vote for your babysitter?

These are the same people who slow down the drive thru. Even though they have looked at the menu for 5 minutes.

@timan2039

Ай бұрын

And will order the same item that they always order.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p

Ай бұрын

Great analogy!

@DemonWarp65

Ай бұрын

"It's McDonalds! It's the same stuff they've sold for 20 years! *Get to the back of the line!* - John Pinette

@benschmelzer7748

Ай бұрын

There’s not much of a change for the better in my life with either guy in charge. It’s more like comparing the Shake Shack menu two months apart and the only difference is the specials. That’s this election, and it’s a bigger race to the bottom than 2016 was where both guys are seemingly trying to lose…

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

@@benschmelzer7748 Your wrong. Biden has done what to make life worse for Americans?

And once again the educational system of America needs a drastic overhaul

@dee_dee_place

Ай бұрын

I took a civics class in college during a Presidential election year. Our Professor asked how many of the 40-45 of us students were voting. Only 3 people raised their hands. When he asked the reason we weren't voting, most of us answered, "We don't like either candidate." He then said to us, "When there is no clear candidate to choose from, vote for the lesser of the two evils." After the election, he asked us how many of us voted. All of the students raised their hands. And that's how you do it! I will admit that during the HRC & DJT election, I didn't think there was a lesser of the two evils. To me, they were opposite sides of the same plug nickel. Thankfully, my state allows write-in candidates. If I couldn't vote for Bernie Sanders, in the general election, I wasn't going to vote at all. That would have been only the 2nd time I didn't vote in an election, state or federal. BTW- In the primary election, all but one county in my state voted for Sanders, & he only lost by 4 votes in the county that voted for HRC.

@vyomchauhan2931

Ай бұрын

Isn't Biden the President supposed to do that?

@vgstb

Ай бұрын

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

@KSKS23117

Ай бұрын

@@vyomchauhan2931 unfortunately states have a lot more say on eduction standards than the federal gov. has - which is why Florida school libraries are now empty.

@russellmoore8187

Ай бұрын

Or just, y'know, FUNDING

The woman on the top right was....interesting. Virtually no engagement except for the Cheesecake Factory question 😂

@pal5683

Ай бұрын

She was Not Amused by Triumphs antics.

@mcchiefkins

Ай бұрын

She seems to start talking around 1:48 but idk who she's talking to

@81mysharona

Ай бұрын

Remember: her vote counts the same as yours.

@EricBurbeck

Ай бұрын

"virtually no engagement"...yeah, I think you nailed the larger problem right there

@ryancappo

Ай бұрын

This is edited to be funny. Maybe her answers weren't that funny.

Vote for the candidate that will let you continue to vote.

@abeni8safiya

Ай бұрын

Absolutely!!!

@joshuaohuka7719

Ай бұрын

Enough said...

@Trilluminati713

Ай бұрын

Biden is facist , attempting to jail political opponents

@sparkythancztwise

Ай бұрын

People keep forgetting this is not a meeting of rational minds. Not a discussion between people unburdened by extreme biases. MAGAheads will only reply: "Biden and the libs would have you believe your vote counts if you vote GOP and they act as if you get a vote --but they won't count them. They lie. At least Trump tells it like it is." Pretty obvious at this point, there is no reaching most of them with facts, rational thought, logic, truth, or anything else aside from manipulative tactics. I'm not saying that a lot of the *"vote blue!"* fervent folks are really all that different. Critical thinkers & deep thinkers with integrity and an honor code are too few and far between, not matter what ideologies they value.

@Marchant2

Ай бұрын

@@Trilluminati713 Sorry, wrong answer. You get an F.

"It's like my mother always said. Sh** or get off the *lawn.* " --from Triumph's famous quotes

Being undecided between Biden and Trump is like being undecided between the cold pizza and the cold pizza laced with rat poison. (Edit 1: This has inadvertently sparked a heated debate between cold and hot pizza. While I agree that cold pizza has its own appeal, most people still at least marginally prefer hot pizza. The purpose of the use of cold pizza as an analogy is to communicate not that it is bad, but that it isn't in its perfect state). (Edit 2: A commenter suggested I should have used the term 'respectively.' That's why this comment is speaking _about_ people like them, not _to_ them.)

@FionaKelleghan111

Ай бұрын

Cold?? Actually, the first thing that Biden did when taking office was to address Covid. In a national speech, he told the American people, "Wash your hands. In warm water!" I never forgot it, it was such a kind, loving-dad thing to say.

@BroAnarchy

Ай бұрын

LOL i like your analogy

@kimlr-herring

Ай бұрын

Cold pizza is delicious, so, I don't understand the problem... unless you want to eat rat poison?🤷💙☮️💐

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

@@kimlr-herring You're right. You don't understand the problem. By the way, what did those emojis have to do with anything?

@otakon17

Ай бұрын

@@FionaKelleghan111 cold pizza is *not* an insult! cold pizza is still great.

Triumph is the best! I love he has a table full of cigars. Also, how can people be undecided?!

@Shaft0

Ай бұрын

Information silos, general apathy, or simply being able to afford to not GAF about politics (a lot like that tytler cycle diagram) thanks to living in such a country.

@ilaser4064

Ай бұрын

@@Shaft0 that anyone can remain apathetic means they haven't bothered to understand what Trump plans for the nation. I'm sure they'd care if the understood the US is on a trajectory to possibly become an autocratic theocracy. The Trump dynasty is about to begin.

@humboldthammer

Ай бұрын

"Why can't people make up their minds, Yogi?" "I dunno know, Boo-boo, but I'm glad they made up Jellystone Park and picnic baskets," "Me, too, Yogi."

@DonariaRegia

Ай бұрын

Are you ready for a downer? The undecided voters, the least informed among us, determine the outcome every close election.

@SolaceEasy

Ай бұрын

Here's how: Every one of your friends, all of your family, everyone you work with, and ninety percent of the people in your community want to vote for Trump, but your conscience is nagging you. What do you say?

Oh Robert Smigel you & your dog are SO loved & cherished. Fine work friend. THANKS!

@sparkythancztwise

Ай бұрын

puppet with dog persona (said the pedantic jackal)

"who thinks voters are NOT easily manipulated?" guy: looks around and sees pretty ladies raising their hand and then puts his up too

I 100% forgot about Triumph for years and just thought of him randomly today. Then this video gets uploaded. Wild

@adamkauffman9311

Ай бұрын

Can you think about half of SCOTUS dying?

@chrisrj9871

Ай бұрын

I'm happy to see him back in action! He has his own YT channel if you wanna view it. Also I like your dog! ...Dare I ask why the pup looks like Triumph?!

@mikelopez5975

Ай бұрын

You should think up some lottery numbers. Just sayin' lol

@skater5696

Ай бұрын

You have ESP 😂

@sumSOTY

Ай бұрын

@@adamkauffman9311 Oh I do

this group looks at an orange juice bottle for 3 hours because it said 'concentrate' on the label

@Dan-Simms

Ай бұрын

That is, if they can read it.

@steverichards1482

Ай бұрын

@@Dan-Simms haha true

@phiksit

Ай бұрын

No wonder I always have to do laps while I'm waiting for these people to move at the grocery store 😵‍💫 .... or they're having church fellowship hour in the middle of the aisle.

@blackpharaoh5561

Ай бұрын

,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ty

@wirelesmike73

Ай бұрын

They think soy milk is Spanish for 'I am milk'.😄 *an old Jimminy Glick joke.

The funny thing here is the Trump would have the beer with them but look down on each and every one of them. How do these people not know this?

@Mars0War

Ай бұрын

Trump doesn't even drink so he wouldn't have a beer with anyone.

@LindaC616

Ай бұрын

​@@Mars0Warhold on there, buddy, the last thing we need is to see Triumph on coke

@xxxterm

Ай бұрын

Trump would say the beers on me then sneak out without paying

@FionaKelleghan111

Ай бұрын

Even if he drank, he wouldn't have a beer with anyone, right, Mars? Everyone would be beneath him. Unless he can con you or f you, he has no use for you.

@frankmacias7244

Ай бұрын

What about that Taliban guy in the back, he's just mad Obama went after His hero

Sometimes I feel like undecided voters on any program are just saying whatever is needed to get on TV. "You want me to say what? Yes, I can pretend to be that ignorant. Now point me to the craft services table."

@ForAnAngel

Ай бұрын

Trust me, there really are people that ignorant.

@wickerjay_

Ай бұрын

Those people do not look like they've made an educated decision in their lives.

@searchingfororion

Ай бұрын

​@@ForAnAngelIllustrated perfectly by the comments on this very show depressingly enough. (I'm not including yours in the example, but if you look at the reply section to pretty much any other you see how *confidently* people do not know what they are talking about. Even outside of narratives or spin, just basic information. It's not 'splitting hairs' because the majority is saying "This is hair and..." when, in reality, they firmly believe 'hair' is something else. I *wish* I had the ego to believe only those *without* the same alignments I have show this behavior, but I'm commenting on what's observable as fact so I won't be disingenuous by claiming such.) TLDR: You don't have to go far to find the ignorance on full display.

@DevineAbyss

Ай бұрын

Trump has around 50% in support. Slightly less in New York. So this average depicted here seems about right.

@searchingfororion

Ай бұрын

@@DevineAbyss Why on earth did you have to prove my point?

I can understand not being THRILLED about either candidate, but there are two choices, and they couldn't be more polar opposite on just about every single issue... not to mention the fact that they've both been president already!! I mean what the F more to these people need to see in order to make up their minds? I think undecided voters like to sell themselves as somehow more high minded and thoughtful and introspective than the rest of us. But if you can't make up your mind between these two, then you're just intellectually lazy.

@rachealballiu9260

Ай бұрын

There are more choices. Look into RFK. You may be surprised. And we have to start looking elsewhere, the 2 party system is failing.

@onamattapeeya

Ай бұрын

Respectfully it's just not your business, for starters there are three candidates, you forgot about kennedy, secondly this is not a popularity contest, we are choosing a leader, So based on job performance and interactions with other heads of state and government, not based on what kind of flag the guy flies or what his opinion is on whose lives matter, I don't want a president that's a nice guy, I want one that's an effective leader, and I only care about the working class, I don't care about all the social nonsense with the flags in the alphabet, I'm not for it or against it, I just don't care, I care about the price of the food in my refrigerator, I'm no different than anyone else I'm just being honest about it

@onamattapeeya

Ай бұрын

Undecided between Trump and kennedy, the creepy shower guy that let his son do powder in the White House is not an option, those are two deal breakers worse than anything Trump ever did, it's not about intellectualism, it's about morality, if you want to vote for the patriarch of the family of perverts and addicts... also no one ever throws their vote Away by voting third party, their vote is their voice and they can use it however they wish, and I don't understand what you have against that because that is democracy😂

@CaptHiltz

Ай бұрын

@@onamattapeeya Kennedy is being manipulated by the GOP and possibly the Russians so I can't take him seriously as a legit 3rd party candidate. Based on job performance Trump is clearly the inferior candidate.

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

@@onamattapeeya Kennedy doesn't count. He ain't got a chance. And after the things he's said and done over the years I wouldn't vote for him anyway. And that 'alphabet' comment is very telling.

Robert Smigel is the best. The spirit of Don Rickles mixed with a muppet that looks like it was left in a hot car.

@jdub8766

Ай бұрын

OH MY GAWD!😂

@lonelyone

Ай бұрын

I would love to see a Triumph and Jiminy Glick face-off

@jdub8766

Ай бұрын

@@lonelyone Referee or no? If so who?

@lonelyone

Ай бұрын

@@jdub8766 Zach Galifianakis from Between Two Ferns

@jdub8766

Ай бұрын

@@lonelyone I was thinking Kevin Spacey, Michael Jackson's wig, or uh ..... too mean. Especially for this generation.

“Well I don’t know whose going to die 1st” Trump hasn’t even picked his VP yet and Biden has been working 4 years with his giving him a little extra time if that’s what people are really worried about

I vote for Triumph to be the next Presidential debate moderator. That way t least we will be entertained while staring into the abyss.

@FantasticExplorers

Ай бұрын

THIS!!!

@twill9278

Ай бұрын

That would be hilarious

@ZenGlenn

Ай бұрын

👌🤓Along with Jiminy Glick🤓👌

The Grey Beard was hilarious. I feel like that being behind people at a Fast Food place.

@phiksit

Ай бұрын

or when I go grocery shopping and have to laps because there's people standing in my way / staring at the shelves with a blank look.

@dbadagna

Ай бұрын

That's a reference to an SNL skit from 11/19/88 entitled "Long White Beard."

That dude sideburns.

@TheRationalPi

Ай бұрын

At this point the sideburns are in charge and the dude is just along for the ride.

@peforster6725

Ай бұрын

Mongo Jerry vibes

@seanmccuen6970

Ай бұрын

he knows what's up.

@balaclavabob001

Ай бұрын

Imagine the drool they soak up everynight while he sleeps .

@Jacob-nu4nd

Ай бұрын

Lemmy

If you’re undecided after what you’ve seen from Trump then I suggest you move to the Moon

@Punky_Brewster

Ай бұрын

Or Russia

@Trea-pl4xr

Ай бұрын

They have been brainwashed. I refuse to believe we have this many idiots in the United States. This many terrible people that would support that vile man. After everything Trump has said and done, how , HOW can you still support him? I just can't believe we have that many terrible people. I blame lead.

@twill9278

Ай бұрын

It would get pretty crowded up there

@seanmccuen6970

Ай бұрын

the Moon doesn't want them.

@twill9278

Ай бұрын

@@seanmccuen6970 I think it was Pinochet who flew his enemies out over the ocean in a DC-3 and push them out

Because we so rarely see him, I don’t think we fully appreciate how consistently hilarious Robert Smigel has been for decades now. Never lost a single step.

😁Well, this just made my night!!! Thanks!!!

I love how the cigar pile slowly keeps progressively growing.

If you ever wondered what you would have done during the rise of fascism, now is that time.... _again._

@ilaser4064

Ай бұрын

@peterg5383 yeah big brother is annoying.

@user-sv9nb8ky2t

Ай бұрын

​@peterg5383it's the right wing they get really sensitive if you don't agree with them and they report you for harassment

@templar_1138

Ай бұрын

@peterg5383 Honestly, you're being done a favor. Hello NSA and Homeland Gestapo!

@NoOne-so7jt

Ай бұрын

you're going to resist fascism by voting for geno joe?

@user-sv9nb8ky2t

Ай бұрын

@@NoOne-so7jt that's such a hypocritical argument. there are other genocides currently occurring. you only notice the one that aligned with your political biases. grow up sparky

Triumph is the perfect addition to the Daily show. 🤩

*THESE are the types back in the 1940's in Germany who asked the question as they were led into the Gas Chamber: **_"Oh, BUT WHY....??? I voted for him, and now....?????"_*

yes, raise your hand at a 45-degree angle. You KNOW you want to.

@youtubegarbage7876

Ай бұрын

Wow! That was the joke in the video we watched!

TRIUMPH FOR PRESIDOG🐕🇺🇲⚖️

I was hoping the string of questions would end with "and who do you trust with the nuclear button?"

They should just have Triumph moderate the debates. More people would watch and he'd hold them accountable.

Yes! I’m glad Triumph is here!

I totally missed Triumph the Insult Dog. I'm glad to see the furry 4 legged friend back out there doing his thing. 😂

“Undecided” strikes me as a misnomer. People dislike both candidates, and they feel disrespected and manipulated by both. They don’t trust either party, which is perfectly rational, given that both parties can and do lie to them to get ahead. “Undecided” seems to mean something closer to, “I could be compelled to vote for either candidate if I vote at all, which maybe I won’t because I’m tired and nothing seems to get better anyway.” More like, “unmotivated,” or “unpersuaded.” In other words, I know I would never vote for Trump, but I am unpersuaded that the world will be such a better place if I vote for Biden.

@stephenluttrell8958

Ай бұрын

Sure, but at this point I’m not voting for Biden because I think things will get significantly better, I’m voting for him because letting Trump win would make things significantly worse. We’re still having distructive aftershocks from Trump’s disastrous presidency. It’s like dying with a bullet wound. Sure putting a bandage on it won’t heal it, but at least it’ll stop the bleeding. It goes beyond party lines at this point-beyond Democrat or Republican. Trump is a monster. He cannot have more power.

I'm not thrilled with either candidate, but here is what is important to me: climate issues, social security, healthcare for all (or at least becoming affordable), food costs and SNAP benefits, attacking corporate greed. eliminating Citizens United, eliminating gerrymandering, enforcing emolument and ethics laws. So, I'm voting for Biden. I don't see or read of any actions at all from Trump or Republicans to address these issues in any intellectual, scientific, or data-driven way.

How can you be undecided, THEY ARE NOT SIMILAR

@semplybalanced3210

Ай бұрын

They’re both absolutely disgusting & neither are fit to be leaders. I find it bizarre how they do different things - HORRIBLY, but one isn’t better than the other. There’s no lesser of 2 evils either. They have the same masters.

@youtubegarbage7876

Ай бұрын

Nor is either fit to run the country.

Dang! This was hilarious (and sad at the same time).

"Politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex. " Frank Zappa

@marshallrockwell5866

Ай бұрын

As funny as that statement is, politics determine our every day lives. So nah, it's more than that

@Shaft0

Ай бұрын

The MIC stopped being what Eisenhower warned about decades ago. Any one of FAANG earns more on its own than all of the top defense co's together. Likewise big pharma. Eisenhower Sagan Zappa etc were right but underestimated how bad it would get.

@benschmelzer7748

Ай бұрын

@@marshallrockwell5866It can but neither guy on the ballot benefits our everyday lives all that much at all…

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

@@marshallrockwell5866 So you think the military industrial complex barely affects your life?

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

@@benschmelzer7748 If you think Biden hasn't benefited the majority of us, you haven't paid attention.

There are no “undecided” voters at this point, just people who are going to vote for Trump but are too ashamed to admit it!!!

@addisonsani1552

Ай бұрын

I'm gonna vote for Biden, but I absolutely hate that these are my choices! Biden deserves to retire after his long career. He and the DNC had the past 4 years to groom a successor. Why didn't they?

@MrProy33

Ай бұрын

Nope. I'm waiting to see who runs in November. Between the 80 yr old and the 84 yr old, neither of these guys might make it to the election. I live life one day at a time, not five months in advance. The issue with independents/no party preference voters isn't whether we vote Biden or Trump, the issue is whether we vote at all. Some people do not sacrifice their principles for expediency.

@KillerQueensRyche

Ай бұрын

@@MrProy33 if you don't vote for Biden then it's a vote for tRump because sadly we only have a 2 party system any independent votes won't be enough.

@ilcyclista1

Ай бұрын

Most (sane) voters are decided, and decided they hate both 😂

@boomlove3454

Ай бұрын

Biden is old af but he has ppl behind him. The country is fine the four years prior, and Trump literally went to jail. They’re both mad men but I take biden any day.

These are the people who are gonna vote?..... Godspeed You!!!

@McClimber234

Ай бұрын

These people would probably be on your JURY

@jesipohl6717

Ай бұрын

@@McClimber234 imagine a Palestinian voting for Biden, imagine a trans person who is now locked out of participation from public life in some states as a child because of Biden's outlining how to do so legally (he had the arogance to call this a "protection"; most cis people seem to have bought it). Imagine having migrants in your family. I can't imagine voting for Trump or JFK, but neither can I imagine voting for Biden. They are all against us. For some it makes no difference.

@apneAtwo

Ай бұрын

they also gonna be or could be jurors someday too.think about that

1:38 Look at how angry the woman in the back right is. I want to know what she's saying lol

Being an undecided voter in 2024 is wild. 😂

@insightfulhistorian1861

18 күн бұрын

It's wild, but unsurprising if you know that these people have no clue what is going on. They are completely uninformed and running on vibes.

If anyone deserves ridicule it’s undecided voters. If you still can’t tell the difference between the two candidates, you’re beyond help

@katherineweber8955

Ай бұрын

🎯🎯🎯

@chequereturned

Ай бұрын

Meh, Trump voters are worse. Undecideds don’t necessarily think they’re the same, just evaluate them as equally bad. And evaluating Trump as *better* is definitely even more insane than that.

@TheRealZionOBrien

Ай бұрын

You believe the president is chosen by the people.

@Hemingway-dq4fx

Ай бұрын

Maybe you weren't paying attention, it's not about deciding between the two candidates, it's that both are so reprehensibly awful, that you don't want to vote for either. I am not voting for either because voting for either one isn't actually democracy. The majority of the country did not want to see these two guys again, yet here we are, and you actually think we were given a real choice. Now who is the one beyond help?

@usernamesrlamo

Ай бұрын

The people who need help are the ones who would vote for either of the major party candidates no matter what they do.

I've so missed Triumph 😂❤

@patriceaustin7814

Ай бұрын

Me too😂

@ChrisTopherBunnell

Ай бұрын

I love Triumph because he isn't real. Politicians should not operate as insult comics.

@LindaC616

Ай бұрын

His accent is slipping though

@carn9507

Ай бұрын

Have the election news say Trump won... but then a H appears after the P and a I appears after the R... :D

@festivus4405

Ай бұрын

He visited people outside Trump’s hush money trial too. It was hilarious.

Love how many freaking cigars go on and off the table here

@rainmanjr2007

Ай бұрын

They are hot dogs.

@meganegan5992

Ай бұрын

@@rainmanjr2007 eh, potato tomato /j

If you can't laugh at Triumph, you shouldn't be relied on to make any reasonable decisions.

On a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean during a storm; who would try to buy his way onto the last lifeboat reserved for "children and women only"

@codymoe4986

Ай бұрын

Why are you saving:"women and children only" if you need men, women, and children to perpetuate the species?

@nuqwestr

Ай бұрын

The "Big Guy" with his 10%, where he could sniff the "children's" hair as he hide behind them on the boat.

@kurttuchscherer7706

Ай бұрын

It's actually who would buy their way on the first lifeboat. Women and children first

@nuqwestr

Ай бұрын

"What's a Woman", and can anyone claim that to get on the lifeboat, DEI.

@kurttuchscherer7706

Ай бұрын

@@nuqwestr a woman is someone you have never been with.

It's always about choosing the one who is less evil

@MMAandBoxingEnjoyer

Ай бұрын

Biden pushed for dozens of wars so he is more evil than the guy who says mean things.

I didn't know Triumph was still around, this is great

Jon Stewart, Back in Black, and Triumph the Insult Dog, what a come back Daily Show!

The fact that any American can be undecided at all is a damning indictment on the state of the US media and education system.

@mindlessgonzo

Ай бұрын

And the overwhelming presence of apathy.

@lowboyyy

Ай бұрын

yep,anyone who vtes for someone complicit in gncd needs a history lesson

@jd190d

Ай бұрын

I talked to a lady in her 70's last year who was angry because the Democrats were going to get rid of Social Security. I told that makes no sense, it is one of the Democratic party's signature achievements and was created by FDR. It is the Republicans who have always and are still trying to get rid of it. She told me that is not what she had been hearing. It is not a media problem, it is the disinformation by right wing media. It is the same 17% of people polled who think President Biden overturned Roe because it happened while he is President.

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

@@lowboyyy How do you think Trump would have reacted? Single issue voting is akin to being brain dead.

@lowboyyy

Ай бұрын

@Spiritof_76 what I,or anyone else thinks about something that didn't happen doesn't really matter,we have to use what's infront of us that has actually happened,one person got a peac deal signed,the other sent boms,that single issue is supporting gncd,it's a pretty big deal.

My go-to page for my comic relief

'undecided'. lolz, JFC...

Robert Smigel is an absolute comedy genius....LOVE Triumph and his cigars always : ))))))))

Send triumph to cover the debates or conventions

@jdub8766

Ай бұрын

In the words of George Takei "Oh My" Matter of fact TAKE HIM ALONG!

If theyre both old and senile, its not them id worry about. Its the counsel they keep that would give me the hoohas.

@Cynna1065

Ай бұрын

Correct. Currently Trump's counsel are a bunch of convicted felons that he has pardoned or commuted their sentences.

That sideburn burn! 😂😂

He’s hilarious 😂

It is criminally underrated how much of a comedic mind Robert Smigel is

I’ve missed you Triumph!!!

I'm just shocked none of these people got triggered and had a meltdown. That little raise your hand test really WAS indicative of how mushy they are.

@F.R.U.G

Ай бұрын

their brains are completely smooth. 0 connections made between any of their neurons

@youtubegarbage7876

Ай бұрын

This is staged comedy using dolts.

@ElderTechDragon

Ай бұрын

@@youtubegarbage7876 But the dolts are real, and they vote.

Wow. This was kinda tame by Triumph standards.

The blonde lady on the top row is absolutely a TrumPutincan.

@Alexander_Keiser

Ай бұрын

IKR. She looks so normal, sane...

@mikelopez5975

Ай бұрын

@@Alexander_Keiser She looks like she's crapping in her Depends. Oops, wrong person.

My favorite part was how genuinely offended Mark looked throughout this whole bit. A puppet is asking you questions...Maybe just laugh about it for a minute

How are these pple not falling off their chairs? Triumph gets funnier every election.

@DavidLS1

Ай бұрын

He was never funnier than when he visited the Wiener Circle.

@TaxReligionNow

Ай бұрын

@@DavidLS1 Was that the insult servers bit where he did the one about no one wanting to put the whole thing in?

@skater5696

Ай бұрын

@@DavidLS1thank you for bringing it up. I just watched it. It was hilarious and insane and I laughed so much!

@skater5696

Ай бұрын

@@TaxReligionNowyes. Yes

Triumph asks the tough questions. Triumph for President! Thanks for sharing!

_Clymidia?_ That sandwich has ground broken glass and excrement in it.

@kgal9657

Ай бұрын

I was thinking he was gonna compare the old, moldy sandwich vs the syphilis-ridden brain cheese sandwich. I was mistaken.

@devilsadvocate1975

Ай бұрын

Trump voters: But is the Excrement fresh? Do black people get any? Can I make illegals eat the sandwich too?

Must be nice to not pay attention to the world these last 8 years.

That lady with the bob had such a sweet doe eyed face and she seemed like an innocent sheltered person, pretty sure she was confused by the human centipede reference. I'm notvteyimg to put her down, it's very endearing to see.

this is the tame version of triumph compared to his shows at conan's

@DavidLS1

Ай бұрын

His best was when he visited the Wiener Circle.

I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you Triumph. We needed you at the debate, please show up for the next one.

@jdub8766

Ай бұрын

Can you even imagine that? People peeing laughing watching a presidential debate?

Triumph is a national treasure!

The brain capacity of amoebas.

*raise your hand.......... at a 45 degree angle* this fkkn broke me, yo. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I ❤❤❤ this dog! No matter how bad of a day I’m having, Triumph never fails to make me laugh out loud! 😂 🤣

Vote blue VOTE BLUE

@sumSOTY

Ай бұрын

Maybe the DNC should have pushed for a compelling candidate. Biden is objectively unpopular and for whatever reason team blue can't comprehend that, and trump has significant chances of winning now.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p

Ай бұрын

Indeed!

@benschmelzer7748

Ай бұрын

Partisan hack

@ChristophBrinkmann

Ай бұрын

​@@benschmelzer7748 Maybe the Republicans need to get some worthwhile people and a political platform that refects the values of people in 2024, instead of people in 1824.

@jesipohl6717

Ай бұрын

In my state BLUE votes with the GOP against civil rights issues at the local level, why would I trust them at the national level. The DNC is fine with anti-LGBTIQA+ politics at the local level. Genocidal competence vs dictatorial incompetence; great choices if you have any connection to the middle east. No Justice (dems) = not vote. I am not a democrat, stop trying to pretend I am.

Please DS give us more of Triumph and “undecided” voters…loved every minute 😂😂😂😂

that was such classic triumph--a truly incisive, withering, mocking and yet thought-provoking, utterly genius sketch .... .... .... .... formetopoopon!

@FionaKelleghan111

Ай бұрын

I was hoping to be the one to say that!! Here are my claps 👏👏👏👏 -- and here are my cats' claps 🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾 -- and here are Triumph's! 💩💩 🐶

Thanks love Triumph ❤

Robert Smigel as puppet Doll Triumph The Insulted Comic Dog are best segment during interview with Voters people will decided to vote their candidate in every state.

That sideburns joke killed me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely saw the 'what your f**king problem is' a mile away.

Triumph's best was when he visited the Wiener Circle.

i love how they dont just use the same cigar that fell out of his mouth they just keep adding more and more. hilarious

This was hilarious. The cigars…😂😂😂

Thank you, Triumph. I'm not allowed to say what I think of undecided voters. Absolutely bonkers.

Gotta love that mutt!

I haven't seen this dog since he had a show on adult swim

I like how they made this Jon’s way to goof around if he wants extra hours. XD

Triumph is a National Treasure! Protect him at all costs, lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Spiritof_76

Ай бұрын

That cliche needs to be put to rest now.

Triumph was not nearly as harsh as he needed to be

@reggiebrown9508

Ай бұрын

I bet there's some insane stuff left in the editing computer.