The whole bagel story made more sense than the movie. And now I want a bagel, I have decided.

@konstantinkh

3 жыл бұрын

And nobody watches movies on DVDs anymore anyways, so you might even try script guy's recipe.

@Norcha8

3 жыл бұрын

bagels are amazing! the texture! yum!

@neebsmcneebs9697

3 жыл бұрын

Check your DVD player, might be one in there.

@PhrontDoor

3 жыл бұрын

Bagels are tight.

@SuperFabregas2

3 жыл бұрын

Bagels are for sales associates only

“Only a Prime can kill a Prime” But somehow Megatron, who is not a Prime, kills Optimus, who _is_ a Prime.

@luizfelipevbf5567

3 жыл бұрын

Also The Fallen and Jetfire can both teleport but no one else ever uses that ability again in any following movie.

@demontferrat

3 жыл бұрын

@@luizfelipevbf5567 That ability is just busted. they don't think before adding abilities to movies and pretend they don't exist in the following.

@luizfelipevbf5567

3 жыл бұрын

@@demontferrat They brought up the Matrix' ability to revive their race's again in the 3rd movie once at the beginning but not in the 4th were many of them are killed. In fact i don't thiink they even mention it after the 3rd movie.

@DaAcoustikChicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@luizfelipevbf5567 wait.. there's more than 3??

@casperryborg4869

3 жыл бұрын

I hate the fact that I actually just searched for this. But it was actually never stated that it took a prime to kill a prime, just that it took a prime to kill the fallen. This means that in the lore of this universe, Megatron could very well kill Optimus.

The level of consistent quality in Pitch Meetings is a glitch in the universe

@Kyle-Thor420

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tell the devs

@marredcheese

3 жыл бұрын

Yep! ...but also, why did he go along with calling the *100% scrotumless testicles* "the scrotum" instead of drawing attention to the error? I demand justice.

@user-ju6zx3rm8d

3 жыл бұрын

it really is incredible tbh

@wildcardproductions6010

3 жыл бұрын

No... not a glitch. It's the universe's only perfect thing

@anthonycurby4606

3 жыл бұрын

Ita mirror held to humanity

“You know what he’s gonna say?” “Something cool, I bet!” “He’s gonna say: Give me your face.” “ah...” 😐

@deeya

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the producer's brief awakenings to the gaps in logic are what kills in these videos. He realizes the screenwriter is wrong, becomes stunned and or tries to interject, and then moves past it as the writer continues with his nonsense. 😂

@zzz7903

2 жыл бұрын

Is that where Vos got the idea

@clarencemadjoe3599

Жыл бұрын

😂 Legend.

"That's what's happening here, and nobody's stopping it." And apparently, _nobody ever will._

@Mediocre_Gaming

3 жыл бұрын

This phrase should be attached to a lot of movies nowadays.

@DezMarivette

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously. And a new catchphrase is born.

@BestiaTres3

3 жыл бұрын

*Fast and furious had entered the chat

@steventhompson9672

3 жыл бұрын

This is what pot brownies really do. That's my explanation, anyway.

@austintrousdale2397

3 жыл бұрын

Eventually it kind of stopped when Transformers The Last Knight flopped and they went soft reboot with Bumblebee.

I actually feel sorry for Ryan that had to watch that movie and somehow describe it with words. Thank you for your sacrifice.

@jelita_

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, he has been doing it for some really bad movies.

@mk7893

3 жыл бұрын

You guys still watch transformers for the plot? Hahaha

@dewolf123

3 жыл бұрын

@@mk7893 Please any movie goer or action lover knows these movies aren't about plot as they are about robots. Robots shooting and fighting each other sells and yet they couldn't even have more of that since they get rarely focused on.

@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk

3 жыл бұрын

Watching bad movies to riff on them is not a bad gig.

@gustavoguerra4055

3 жыл бұрын

I always think bout that

Y'know, "accidentally cooking my DVD player" is about the intellectual level I'd believe the writers of these movies are on.

"And then Sam ends of dying." "That's fatal." "Actually, no it's not sir." Probably some of the best couple of lines ever said in a Pitch Meeting.

"Then Optimus Prime did a back flip, scrapped the bad guy's face and saved the day"

@eruteriojason2954

3 жыл бұрын

*ruined everybody’s day

@Og_blvkstvh

3 жыл бұрын

@@eruteriojason2954 now we have to put him in a room..

@frogfrogson2670

3 жыл бұрын

@@Og_blvkstvh *a building

@Og_blvkstvh

3 жыл бұрын

@@frogfrogson2670 😂

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

"... in front of a child, no less. That child now has therapy."

The logic of putting the DVD player into the oven because he still wanted that bagel is of a creepy brilliance 😂

@dothedew219

3 жыл бұрын

Because a bagel makes a batter dvd than an actual dvd of Transformers 2.

@legueu

3 жыл бұрын

That storyline is better than Transformer 2.

@Piledriver2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@legueu there was literally no story for this movie and I am using the word literally correctly

@legueu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Piledriver2006 You literally used the word literally literally.

@maximummatt73

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's insanity

“What’s gonna explode?” “Oh just all of it I guess” 😂😂😂

"That's what's happening and nobody is stopping it" is how I feel about all Michael Bay movies

"GIVE ME YOUR FACE" - Optimus Prime, bastion of morality and kind-hearted father figure to all Autobots

@KrytenKoro

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, he's literally fighting the Antichrist

@typhoonzebra

3 жыл бұрын

"Puny! Weakling! Waste of metal! Junkyard scrap!" "YOU DIE!" Optimus really stepped up his trash talk game in the live action films.

@tomenglish8330

3 жыл бұрын

I want to take his face ... off

@wolfiewoo3371

3 жыл бұрын

@@KrytenKoro He did the right thing, it's how he did it that we have a problem with. He didn't need to be so savage about it

@johnnyphesto1247

3 жыл бұрын

There’s a compilation of Optimus’ “I’ll kill you”s

_"That's what's happening here, and nobody is stopping it!"_ I'm not sure whether I should laugh because it's funny or cry because it's true.

@greencertifiedweb

3 жыл бұрын

@Bret Sheeley I'm sure stealing my line while I was on vacation was super easy, barely an inconvenience!

"These are things that you've written, and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what happening and nobody's stopping it." I died 🤣

@snipetysniper

2 жыл бұрын

Well that’s fatal

@lucastheprime787

2 жыл бұрын

@@snipetysniper No it’s not

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucastheprime787 *explosions intensify*

@cristhianramirez6939

2 жыл бұрын

Did you go to robot heaven?

@MrLovegrove

10 ай бұрын

​@@cristhianramirez6939robot hell from Futurama seems more fun

Studio Guy: If they can teleport, why didn’t they do that in the last movie? Screenwriter Guy: I’m gonna need you to get all the way off my back about that

@raj_a_jaiswal

3 жыл бұрын

"Teleport off my back"

“So you have a Transformers sequel for me?” “I got a bunch of explosive action scenes with dialogue in between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” Literally every Michael Bay Transformers movie.

@Gshift

3 жыл бұрын

Literally every Michael Bay movie period.

@pleasestopsayingliterally2572

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gshift you're not wrong, but there's gotta be a better way to say that.

@mihaitha

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gshift let's not exaggerate. There's Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, Bad Boys, The Island. All movies with way more dialog and coherence than the 20 Transformers movies that followed.

@Gshift

3 жыл бұрын

@@mihaitha Excellent point. But one thing is undeniable. ｅｘｐｌｏｓｉｏｎｓ!

@ImAFatNerd90

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gshift 2014 TMNT had one explosion at the end

"Because reasons!" is the explanation for 98% of everything that ends up on screens, I've decided. Now excuse me, I smell plastic burning so the bagel must be ready.

@gansosmansos

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@nickmorgan3199

3 жыл бұрын

My buddy told me enough times “because it is in the script” that I have just stopped being critical of movies, lol

@neilkurzman4907

3 жыл бұрын

Broiled DVR bagels are tight.

I am going to use "I put a bagel in my DVD player" as an excuse for literally everything from now on.

@TruthWiz

2 жыл бұрын

OMG. And I put my DVD player in the oven because I really wanted that bagel. XD

@shylock7989

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, i'm gonna need you to either buy me a new DVD player or get all the way off my back about this!

@cavemanlovesmoke4394

2 жыл бұрын

Everything bagel excuses are TIGHT !

@davidwuhrer6704

2 жыл бұрын

What's a DVD player?

@RegisTraiter

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 It's where you put bagel.

"These are things that you've written and we're gonna spend a lot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's stoppin it."

The fact that Megatron kills Optimus Prime while working for and being scared of the Fallen and the Fallen not being able to kill Optimus Prime still bugs me to this day.

@Peinstuff

3 жыл бұрын

not defending this movie, but i could see that as a Pokemon typing triangle: Fire beats Grass beats Water beats Fire. Optimus beats the Fallen and it's weak against Megatron. The Fallen beats Megatron but it's weak against Optimus, and Megatron beats Optimus and it's weak against the Fallen. At least in this matchup, though

@zigzaghyena

3 жыл бұрын

@@Peinstuff COULD, but WON'T, because even that is giving it too much credit.

@sanjonrion8398

3 жыл бұрын

Pro : oh it's gonna be difficult for optimus to beat fallen since he couldn't even beat Megatron .. Wri : super easy , barely an inconvenience , so jet fire is gonna sacrifice and somehow give optimus an upgrade which makes him very strong , because ...

@davidgantenbein9362

3 жыл бұрын

What really bugs me is Megatron not wanting to murder the Fallen and not trying to replace him. The thing in this movie (and the next) just isn’t really like Megatron at all. They should have used some other Decepticon than make Megatron such a lame thing.

@Bob.Roberts

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidgantenbein9362 Starscream would be the most likely candidate, but they already messed up his character before; he was the most power hungry of all. Shockwave would be okay too, but oh yeah, they messed up his character as well.

Producer: There's a writer strike. They're just spamming one word over and over again. Director: What is it? Producer: It's just the word "explosion" on repeat. Director: Alrighty then. Producer: What?

@Half_Finis

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Bay: "Perfection"

@josephjoestar324

3 жыл бұрын

Megumin

@vullord666

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's just Michael Bay's language. The writers were probably just typing that because he refuses to communicate in anything else

@NathanY0ung

3 жыл бұрын

Megumin would be proud.

@dongster529

3 жыл бұрын

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen : AKA What really goes on in Michael Bay's head when there is no one to write dialogue for him.

"... a big robot named Devastator, and this thing's like a vacuum!" Much like the dramatic core of the film

“Welll sir, I’m gonna need you to either get me a new DVD player or get alllll the way off my back” 😂😂😂 I swear each of these “get off my backs” are witty and hilarious in each video. Love it lol.

We need Pitch Meeting of PREDESTINATION. That would be a fun one to explain :D

@144digital

3 жыл бұрын

Please guys, make this one happen

@williammm6920

3 жыл бұрын

Humanity needs this pitch meeting

@shravanrandy7044

3 жыл бұрын

Please do this one !!

@justinhackstadt6677

3 жыл бұрын

Ethan Hawk doing transgender stuff. It will be a tough one without pissing people off. 😆🤣

@fffkino

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

"We've made the new Transformers movie. A bunch of random explosions, a sprinkling of dialog, and a MacGuffin." "But that was literally the last movie." "You're right. We'll throw in an extra MacGuffin to differentiate."

@azurqasm2746

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I see, that's very different.

@thepaladin4335

3 жыл бұрын

When you realize all the Macguffins do the same EXACT THING 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ the box, the matrix, the metal thing from the 4th movie, and the staff thing lmao 😆

That bagel story had me in tears for like 2 minutes straight looool

" That's enough, I've heard enough crap from all of you..." - Michael Bay

@freddykabuffke461

3 жыл бұрын

when I come down I'll show you what a real star can do

@phatlewt2932

3 жыл бұрын

MOTHERFUCKIN MONEY

@cristhianramirez6939

2 жыл бұрын

No director is his equal

"What's gonna explode?" "Just all of it I guess." Michael Bay in a nutshell

@josephjoestar324

3 жыл бұрын

Megumin

@VandalSauvage

3 жыл бұрын

Literally every Michael Bay film. 90% explosions, 5% dialogue, 5% whatever the f***

@justaguywithnoface6370

3 жыл бұрын

An explosion a day keeps Michael at Bay

@darthdestructor927

3 жыл бұрын

@@justaguywithnoface6370 oh michael bay getting millions from hollywood for explosion porn is tight!!!!

"Nobody Stopped It" should have been a tagline for a lot of movies.

@kesmeby

3 жыл бұрын

First they made a Transfomers movie and I said nothing for I was not a Transfomer.

@commandercaptain4664

3 жыл бұрын

@@kesmeby We are all complicit, even those who never saw it.

i'd like to see a full blown "Pitch Meeting" comedy movie to explore how these characters got to be writer and producer or maybe a story on how these 2 go about putting a movie together kinda similar to the Disaster Artist

"Shia LaBeouf's gonna go to Robot Heaven, and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history."

Shia lebuf's gonna go to robot heaven and we're gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history

@dj_matanzaa

3 жыл бұрын

I forgot all the rest of this movie, but sure enough, that scene is imprinted in my brain.

Even after 10 years, it still hurts to think this movie actually happened.

@ces3lg

3 жыл бұрын

Cold part is I actually like the first 3 transformers and love Shia

@Flood520

3 жыл бұрын

What really hurts is that there are people that will defend this turd.

@atomiswave2

3 жыл бұрын

All of them are terrible

@ces3lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Flood520 I just personally enjoy the movie

@ces3lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomiswave2 I disagree

"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend alot of money to bring them to life" "That's what's happening here and nobody's gonna stop it"

The level of sass in this episode is beautiful. :-)

I love how of a wise ass the producer is being in this one. “We’re going to immortalize that image in cinematic history” 😂😂😂

@Write-Stuff

3 жыл бұрын

The... producer?

@identityvdreamwitch3557

3 жыл бұрын

@@Write-Stuff Yeah! His name is Producer guy!

@SamJ.J.

Жыл бұрын

Might be the best line in this whole series and that's a really high bar.

Shia Lebouf's gonna to go to robot heaven, and we're going to immortalize that image forever in cinematic history.

@NimbleBard48

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, Shia already went to heaven in Constantine.

@tefweebz

2 жыл бұрын

@@NimbleBard48 Yeah, but you see, that’s not ROBOT heaven though.

@st4ne4rmthevill63

2 жыл бұрын

@@NimbleBard48 he's be to heaven twice at this point

One of the best pitch meetings ever. The level of performance, he’s almost angry and how bad this movies plot is

@delugesofgrandeur

3 жыл бұрын

This was one of the most (politely) savage pitch meetings. The level of snark was off the charts and I loved it.

I love that by the end of this one Producer Guy isn't questioning Writer Guy. Instead, he's clearly given up entirely and is just reiterating the nonsense as "favts", and using will-power to make them happen. 😂

"These are things you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money bringing them to life." "That's what's happening here and no one is stopping it." I had gotten up to get something and about fell over at that.

"And then Sam's going to end up dying." "That's fatal." "Actually, no it's not, sir."

@bobbydeuce6486

3 жыл бұрын

“Shia Leboeuf’s gonna go to robot heaven and we’re gonna immortalize that image in cinematic history.” **blankly stares**

@JasonON

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for an MCU reference with that line ...

4:43 - hours and hours... I AGREE

"What's gonna explode?" "Just all of it I guess." "That works." Ryan really understand Michael Bay so well.

Ryan george has the ability of being massively sarcastic and acid while sounding super polite and friendly. One of a kind 😎

@shawn7336

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan George is tight!

@nicholaslewis8594

3 жыл бұрын

He’s Canadian😂

@MiketheMadness

3 жыл бұрын

I thought only the English could do this

@tuseroni6085

3 жыл бұрын

its a canadian thing.

@ThorMaximus

3 жыл бұрын

Helps when you talking to yourself

"This Flying robot who can turn into a JET, he can Teleport so that's how they're gonna get there." "I...🙄- OK"

@thedripcritic9379

3 жыл бұрын

*Skywarp intensifies*

@Weakest_Bulgarian

3 жыл бұрын

They ignore alot of transformer lore in this video and it's annoying

@VehiconSteveIII

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedripcritic9379 Yeah but at least Skywarp was cool and his uses of the ability made sense and didn’t feel forced since we knew from the beginning in the Bayverse it feels like an asspull because it is. They should’ve just mentioned and used Ground Bridges and Space Bridges earlier in the series and instead say “ Only a select few decepticons and autobots knew how to create one”

@VehiconSteveIII

3 жыл бұрын

@@Weakest_Bulgarian They ignore it in the video cause they ignored it in the movie.

@luizfelipevbf5567

2 жыл бұрын

@@Weakest_Bulgarian the movie never bothers to explain Space Bridges or Pretenders or even what "Prime" means.

"Selective sucking is tight!" "Gross"

@wildone8397

2 жыл бұрын

I mean..... I agree with the Producer! Because I LOVE to suck.......................... *...Titties.......* lol 😉 But some women... Oh... I definitely wouldn't like to 🤢

"Shia LaBeouf is going to robot heaven and we're going to immortalize that in cinematic history." Just so great.

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that the 13 primes sacrificed themselves to build a wall only to be shot down by bumblebee with 1 shot by his gun?

@novustalks7525

3 жыл бұрын

7 primes . And no the walk was built by humans . Behind it was the fingers of one of them

@JS-rv3et

3 жыл бұрын

@@novustalks7525 the wall was broken by the other robot slamming into it the prime chamber was broken by bumblebee scrub

@ExtremeSquared

3 жыл бұрын

Hope there were no mersenne primes involved. There are only 51 of those so far.

@JS-rv3et

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeSquared ..... no there was not

@TenTonNuke

3 жыл бұрын

Who's Noone?

"And nobody is stopping me." - Yeah, that must be running through at least some movie script writers' heads some times.

How do movies even happen with…with scripts like these? *sobs in italics, unscore, bold* Thank you Ryan, as ever you're the highlight of films we'll never watch…

This is by far the beat Pitch Meeting. I watch it at least twice a month and it always makes me laugh.

@shmoopdoop1409

10 ай бұрын

You should watch his one for Dolittle. Also Batman and Robin and Batman Forever.

"If they can take the form of humans, then why do they transform into cars?" "Unclear" 😂😂 Best point!

@ericbambach3222

3 жыл бұрын

The Decepticons clearly were introduced to the Terminator franchise via "Salvation" (that other 2009 movie that had a few scenes with big robots).

@cmdraftbrn

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericbambach3222 more like transformers, cylons in disguise!

@ojivlogs

3 жыл бұрын

It's always botherd me, why not to kidnapp the president and take his place... Maybe because it will too smart for this movies hahaha

@aquamentos

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojivlogs If the villains are smart there's no way for the good guys to win...

@AsifAAli

3 жыл бұрын

@@ojivlogs Exactly my thought. I mean, anyone/anything we see in these Hollywood movies being able take the form of any human... could just rule or destroy the whole world by taking the most important peoples form. But then, we are talking a limited approach, and the end of sequels--not profitable for the movies Industry, eh? 😁😂

Fun fact, this is how the actual pitch meeting went when Michael Bay pitched this movie

@MrChickennugget360

3 жыл бұрын

including the part where he put a bagel in his DVD player and put his DVD player in the Oven and then put it on broil since he still wanted to eat the bagel- thus preventing him from re-watching His original movie Transformers to check for plot continuity.

@MichaelSBaram

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, aren't all of Ryan's pitch meetings historically accurate?

"Oh that's close enough for sure." I see you've found how my workplace does things.

Mr. Producer is the most consistent character ever. Instead of spending money on the writer, he just ignores the glaring plot holes.

"This hot girl starts to show some real interest in him." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." I believe thats what the writers actually said verbatim.

@danluck4186

3 жыл бұрын

I sense a new catchphrase. Nice.

@destro6971

3 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@MichaelWerneburg

3 жыл бұрын

"writers"

@6gunbeaufordiii514

3 жыл бұрын

and that girl wasn't even hot...she's like a 5 but make up, lighting and angles make her a 6

@ginge641

3 жыл бұрын

@@6gunbeaufordiii514 Not even slightly, but when Megan Fox is in the room, yeah, plummets to a 6.

3:43 "Well it's gonna be hard for our main characters to get to Egypt from the United States" That line could also apply to Wonder Woman 1984

@paulgibbon5991

3 жыл бұрын

There's just something about Egypt.

@ceezyjeffezy2213

3 жыл бұрын

Except Wonder Woman actually did use a jet

@snukastyle

3 жыл бұрын

@@ceezyjeffezy2213 But that jet only had enough fuel to get partway across the Atlantic.

@paulgibbon5991

3 жыл бұрын

@@snukastyle And you know, WW1 biplane, 1980's jet fighter, they're pretty much the same right?

@DSan-kl2yc

3 жыл бұрын

At least they flew

The small bagel mantra was hilarious

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Secret of the Ooze really needs to be next, Ryan.

Fun Fact: there wasn’t actually a coherent script written for this movie due to a writer’s strike in Hollywood. Just a basic summary of the movie was made and the dialogue was improvised.

@ciaranmcloughlin7165

3 жыл бұрын

That explains a lot.

@ExtremeMadnessX

3 жыл бұрын

But what is excuse for other sequels to be even more incoherent and nonsensical?

@theLikou1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ExtremeMadnessX Writer's stroke in that cases.

@elenachristian9860

3 жыл бұрын

How is that different from any other Michael Bay movie?

@timbuktuanthor4838

3 жыл бұрын

Wow wow wow wow... wow

"If the fight is happening in Egypt where's the Egyptian military?" "I don't know!"

@kabouterwesley83

3 жыл бұрын

"Egypt has a military?"

@MonteKristof

3 жыл бұрын

@@kabouterwesley83 well, just ask the Pharaoh!

@PeteZhaoCA

3 жыл бұрын

“Apparently we need to have ppl yelling USA!USA!! Also waving them flags.” “Yelling and waving is tight!”

@jacobd1984

3 жыл бұрын

"Well, they aren't sponsoring our explosion movie, so for the sake of this story, the Egyptian military doesn't exist."

@abdalrrahim

3 жыл бұрын

@@kabouterwesley83 thier military is ranked 11th world wide

"And then Sam's gonna die..." "That's fatal!" "Actually, no it's not sir..." LOL

"There's no way for me to check that". Freaking hilarious.

“ Sam dies” “That’s fatal” “No it’s not!”

Ryan is a national treasure and if anything were to happen to him I can NOT be held responsible for my actions.

@SchrijverMarcel

3 жыл бұрын

International treasure!

@Wandergirl108

3 жыл бұрын

International, since he's Canadian but brings joy to audiences worldwide. He is simply a treasure of humanity. C:

@gmork1090

3 жыл бұрын

He's literally the only thing on Screen Rant that isn't wrong about 104% of everything being stated.

@kousetsuhana

3 жыл бұрын

definitely international. for example i adore him from Italy :)

@tomerisraeli3521

3 жыл бұрын

National Treasure, I can make a movie about that and let Nick Cage play the lead. I'm sure the pitch for it will be as sensible as the end result.

"It might be" is definitely an underrated running line in these.

Most of the time these pitch meetings are joking but this time they are 100% accurate with how this pitch happened.

“It’s going to be practically impossible to see what’s happening visually” Man I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has no idea what I’m watching in their fight sequences

@anandhusr2126

2 жыл бұрын

True i can't even know whats happening i can see some metal moving and sparks and explosion

@HauntedXXXPancake

Жыл бұрын

Michael Bay truly perfected the "art" of speaking to the kind of Audience that never developed past the stage, where having a bunch of keys shaken in front of your face is endless entertainment.

I like these pitch meetings so much more than actually watching these movies.

Nice to see transformer movie pitch meetings, used to be one my favourite movies

“A lot of these pages just say explosion…”. Genius. Pure genius.

“Is it going to be hard to milk this franchise for all it’s worth?” “No, it’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience!” “Oh, really?” “Yeah! We can probably make three more of these, and if those don’t go well, we can make a bunch of spin-offs!”

@neebsmcneebs9697

3 жыл бұрын

Will it ruin everything if Shia pretends he has more integrity than these roles can pay enough to offset? No problem, super easy, barely an inconvenience. Get me a Wahlberg.

@superiorflame2654

3 жыл бұрын

“Wow, wow, wow, wow”

@oniakuma2392

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like this franchise is just a contest to see how many Careers they can destroy

@cenciende9401

3 жыл бұрын

Except 1 & 3 were pretty great movies, and financially they were all successful otherwise they wouldn't keep making them... even trash like 4 & 5

@ivaerz4977

3 жыл бұрын

Let's be honest Shia lowbuff carried these movies

"That's what's happening here and nobody's stopping it."

@Rylai_xiv

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao this bit had me in tears

@lekanswansons3646

3 жыл бұрын

rick and mortyesque

Ah this brings back memories. Well done.

The bagel joke was the best thing of this movie and pitch meeting combined!

Transformer pitch meetings on Mother’s Day are tight!

@kingjulien9525

3 жыл бұрын

"Ooooh Let me get all the way off that thing."

@resalatnawal5250

3 жыл бұрын

Your mother is tight

@leeroyjenkins3014

3 жыл бұрын

@@resalatnawal5250 what

@domreynolds8368

3 жыл бұрын

@@resalatnawal5250 what

@resalatnawal5250

3 жыл бұрын

All the kids asking what as if they don't understand the joke

How Michael Bay wasn't permanently banned from making movies by the UN Human Rights Council after making this movie is beyond me.

@nhmooytis7058

3 жыл бұрын

Does seem to violate the Nuremberg Conventions don’t it.

@SlaughterhouseDb

3 жыл бұрын

The people he makes those movies for don't care about the plot, continuity, character development, etc. Just like F&F or the Jurassic sequels.

@allinone-qz2gi

3 жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@dakodablack7312

3 жыл бұрын

The mans movie scenes were good nobody has seen live action robots like that before the transforming scenes were unbelievable it was also the first action transformers why wld they ban money makers

@alyssabrianlaube6935

3 жыл бұрын

@@dakodablack7312 here is one of the ones who thinks that simply having live action robots makes a good scene. That is a low, low bar to set. Writing is important even in popcorn flicks. But like you said it makes tons of money because its flashy on the surface and that's all it takes to get children's money.

So Incredible that the quality hasn't dropped at all since this series started. Ryan, youre killin it 😎

The reaction to "Give me yout face" is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." make this the new catchphrase bro

@mamacito1795

3 жыл бұрын

I vote "this transformer has a scrotum"

@metaLungiez

3 жыл бұрын

He's done it at least once before, can't remember which movie but he said it like 7 times in that video.

@Vagabond_G

3 жыл бұрын

@@metaLungiez it was one of the other transformer movie, I think it was the first one

@sirgeen

3 жыл бұрын

At this point everything he says is a catchphrase

@neetpride5919

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirgeen yeah but Nice.x4+misogyny will be relevant to more movies and therefore is very comedically versatile

Can we just have Ryan play every character in all media from now on?

@MarkD5678

3 жыл бұрын

That'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@JakkFrost1

3 жыл бұрын

And have it all directed by Jon Favreau, the man who successfully launched the MCU and who brought Star Wars back to life with The Mandalorian!

@zagnorch1336

3 жыл бұрын

That's been the plan all along.

@sir_will_iam

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan in fast and furious Hi there, hello. Wanna have a street race? Yeah sure. I'm...totally not an officer of the law who's here to put you in a room. *7 movies later* Hi there hello. Oh hey man, are we having another street race? Actually no. I was thinking we could use our cars to go stop a cybernetically enhanced soldier from destroying the world. Thats...what? Yeah Yeah Yeah we're avengers now I decided.

@TheThundercool

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's busy enough by carrying SR channel all the way off his back.

Ah just binge watched these episodes...and I'm just heart broken... because your just dismantling my childhood favourite movies within 10 minutes...with such a grace...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Wait wait wait - the fact that this exact movie was on public broadcasted TV here over the weekend, close to when this Pitch Meeting was uploaded? The perfect timing of this has me shaken!

“A bunch of explosive action scenes with some dialog in-between that kind of explains why they’re happening.” A good description of most Michael Bay movies

Unbelievable… would love to see the writers of this series in a panel

I literally can watch these for hours lol love these little videos you make really let's me relax and laugh thanks for all the laughs and can't wait to see some more you should do tv show series

I was wondering why most of Transformers sequels seemed detached from one another. Now I know, writer just had a bagel in the dvd player.😂

I would’ve been very happy to see someone mention the fact that the tank in Transformers 1 is also named devastator in the subtitles so there’s two different devastators apparently even though the tank was supposed to be Brawl

@novustalks7525

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it a licensing issue they had at the time

@austintrousdale2397

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who collected the toys when he was young, the fact that Brawl and Vortex weren’t properly name-checked irritated me about the original (which on balance, I mostly liked). Oh yeah, Scorponok, too. 🦂

@novustalks7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@austintrousdale2397 Vortex and blackout are not the same. They are completely different characters

That bagel bit was gold haha!

As far as I heard, the robot testicles thing was an animator's idea and when Michael Bay saw the shot in dailies he loved it so much he made it happen in the rest of the sequence

"So then a lot of these pages just say the word explosion" LMAO! I so love these pitch meetings!

explaining the whole plot of this movie really hammers home the fact that there wasn't one

@davincent98

3 жыл бұрын

Writer's Strike

"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life." "That's what's happening here and nobody"s stopping it." I can picture Ryan angrily writing that as he was forced to sit down and watch this movie.

Gawd, I love these. When I have a bad day I can watch one of these, get a smile and everything that came before it will seem like...BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE!

"There's no way to check that." "Well..." 😅

This is the first time I’ve ever seen Ryan just give up and die inside, knowing nothing he can come up with will be anywhere near as ridiculous as the actual movie.

@piyushjn92

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch Breaking Dawn pitch meeting then

I have never heard of these videos, so when I clicked on it, I assumed it was about pitch-shifting the voices in the movie to match music or something. Never have I so enjoyed being so wrong. Time to go watch everything you've ever posted!

"These are things that you've written and we're going to spend a lot of money to bring them to life! -That's what's happening here and nobody is stopping me!" Priceless!!!!

“Ruining Transformers 5 times in a row is super easy, barely an inconvenience.” -Michael Bay

@cenciende9401

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong you toxic dumbass, 1 & 3 are pretty great movies.

@cjhepburn7406

3 жыл бұрын

That said, the robots generally look pretty cool. I felt Transformers 2 was the weakest of the batch tho. Ryan was right 2 rip into it. Cj

@yujiro424

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenciende9401 1 is fine but 3 was nearly as nonsensical as 2.

@4plus20isHappy

3 жыл бұрын

@@cenciende9401 Part 1 is good by default. It sucked slightly less than the others.