Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly
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If I was a Home Depot employee and a man came in asking for an electric fence for a “large hairless dog” I’d immediately assume he was a serial killer.
@GippyHappy
Жыл бұрын
I was genuinely shocked no one called the cops
@fancyincubus
Жыл бұрын
Well there's also the chance of bdsm kinks just a detective intuition
@Dell-ol6hb
Жыл бұрын
@@GippyHappy they dont get paid enough to question customers' intentions with the things they buy lmao
@jeffgoldblunt
Жыл бұрын
As someone who has worked at home depot there are way weirder people who show up under even more suspicious circumstances
@AceOfBlackjack
Жыл бұрын
@@jeffgoldblunt How many people ask about rope to tie someone up? GIVE ME ALL THE KINKS
"Sorry dude, it's inhumane for animals" *"Ok, but it is inhumane... for humans?"*
@dre5586
3 жыл бұрын
I mean...inhumane kind of gives it away 😐 This is a joke I’m not berating
@nickxenix
3 жыл бұрын
In *human* e
@imweirdkk6073
3 жыл бұрын
But like... Humans are animals so both statements are true
@webeewaboo
3 жыл бұрын
tbf a dog wouldn't know better like a human would so they'd just end up shocking themselves causing immense pain, but not know why.
@webeewaboo
3 жыл бұрын
sorry if i ignored the joke.
"aw don't wanna fry your little guy" The electric fence dealer is the best
@Vyclops
2 жыл бұрын
electric fence dealer????
@gamistry2947
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vyclops yeah, that was the dealer saying that
@Vyclops
2 жыл бұрын
@@gamistry2947 there's dealers for only electric fences?????
@gamistry2947
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vyclops No, it appears that this dealer deals farming and ranching equipment. Since she is dealing the electric fence, she is the electric fence dealer according to the context of OP's comment.
@kodschiec5614
2 жыл бұрын
@@Vyclops I mean, there are probably sales people who sell electric fences specifically. You know, for companies who only produce electric fences. But in this instance it was just the store clerk of a pet shop or something like that. Imagine working for a company who only produces electric fences and then trying to convince people how great your job is.
It’s funny how when he went to different shops one was like “We don’t sell electric fences it’s inhumane” and the other was like “Yeah sure man no problem”
@GippyHappy
Жыл бұрын
God bless America 🦅
@irissupercoolsy
Жыл бұрын
it's much more dangerous for the dog to escape than it getting electroshocked tho
@greego5952
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't even get hurt to get shocked by an electric fence as someone who got shocked by an electric fence more than once. It's just a really weird sensation that is not pleasurable, so you do your best to avoid doing it.
@confused_shark2537
Жыл бұрын
@@greego5952 Yeah, it kind of feels like when your foot falls asleep
@greego5952
Жыл бұрын
@@confused_shark2537 great comparison
"Inhumane for animals" Good thing you're using it on your roommate
@325bpm6
3 жыл бұрын
his roommate is an animal :eyes:
@alxti
3 жыл бұрын
@@325bpm6 yes
@sayori3016
2 жыл бұрын
Humans are a kind of animal
@Enderia2
2 жыл бұрын
@@sayori3016 yes
@sarah-kw1oc
2 жыл бұрын
@@sayori3016 michael reeves isnt human
Now William has to deal with Michael stomping AND screaming.
@mr.amazinggaming1153
4 жыл бұрын
that's what I was thinking!
@breezedancer7485
4 жыл бұрын
And tumbling to the ground.. with more screaming
@Katie-ws7xp
4 жыл бұрын
OOF!
@antiisocial
4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing better than waking up to the sweet melodious sound of someone falling for your trap . Sleep well William and wake with a triumphant smile. 😂👍
@Zappygunshot
4 жыл бұрын
Must... like... but... 911... likessss
"it tasers cows, horses, and deer" I don't think you realize how fragile humans are lmaoo
@normalmighty
2 жыл бұрын
"It could startle an elephant, so I think it should give some tingles to a human too" Wasn't surprised at all that he returned it when I saw the size of the thing lol, those things are meant to power the fences for like a hundred acres of farmland
@theveryhateableowl1991
Жыл бұрын
Michael isn't human
@rosskrt
Жыл бұрын
Mainly because we don't have all that hair to protect us like animals do
@Thugshaker_thequaker
10 ай бұрын
@@normalmightyyeah and he goes straight to source 🥲😂
@farexponent9173
6 ай бұрын
@@rosskrtSpeak for yourself
i started laughing so hard when he tested it on himself with sheer horror and then immediately cut to him returning it lmfaoo
How calm Micheal was when he said that there's an electric carpet upstairs implies that that sort of thing happens on a daily basis and that's terrifying.
@Jacob-ce7nh
4 жыл бұрын
Micheal attacked him with a swarm of head hunting drones
@sr.365
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jacob-ce7nh just your usual Thursday. Ya know?
@rebekahlps6842
4 жыл бұрын
Michael*
@fancypants9558
4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean, have you watched his channel
@sp0inkzter
4 жыл бұрын
have you seen his channel?
You can tell that man was judging him when he said "Inhumane....for animals.."
@imacactus5219
4 жыл бұрын
Jessica Moore it would of been weirder if he said “well I’m actually not going to use it on a animal” 😳
@ahmadbrkam4350
4 жыл бұрын
I read this skipped back randomly and I got to the part where he starts saying inhumane What are the chances
@BeetleBuns
4 жыл бұрын
The guy who said that is obviously an idiot, they are the furthest thing from "inhumane," so much better than barbed wire.
@xyeonx8135
4 жыл бұрын
PolySaken ill do you one better, a wood fence...
@BeetleBuns
4 жыл бұрын
@PolySaken cows and pigs bust through everything, but they tend not to escape a well-maintained electric fence. As long as it's just strong enough a shock to make them uncomfortable touching it, they stay away. They rub up against barbed wire to scratch themselves, stretching the wire and eventually breaking the fence, and then escape and do damage to the surrounding ecosystem. The feral hog problem in the US? Escaped farm animals (and some uneducated idiots that we like to call "bucket biologists" that think releasing animals into the ecosystem where they aren't native is a good idea)
I love how Micheal just has like 100 lines of code off to the side while playing Minecraft.
@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades
Жыл бұрын
That's not actually code. It looks like an ssh connection to the command line of a Linux machine. Quite possibly the machine that's running his Minecraft server.
@malakhinotario2115
Жыл бұрын
@@AlexSchmid-TheAceofSpades 🤓
@alexjeffrey3981
Жыл бұрын
@@malakhinotario2115 mad because bad
@gavinjcooke
4 ай бұрын
Change the "d" to "k" in code and it sounds like a fun time
William: *tries to tase Michael* Michael: "Do not cite the dark magic to me, William. I was there when it was written."
“You don’t wanna like, fry your little guy?” Wholesome.
@Zulfburht
4 жыл бұрын
His little guy is already fried
@firefox144
4 жыл бұрын
@@Zulfburht LMAO
@justrtom8105
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah and then he’s like “naw”
@mashed-_-potatoes3517
4 жыл бұрын
Nah he didn’t like it
@zionnemakoma1398
4 жыл бұрын
Aww
2018: the floor is lava 2019: "the carpet is electricity"
@redhead9297
4 жыл бұрын
2020: the sky is poised
@adamemac
4 жыл бұрын
@@redhead9297 😂
@himmlln
4 жыл бұрын
2021: the rain is acid
@mclovin8802
4 жыл бұрын
2022: the ocean is plastic
@adamemac
4 жыл бұрын
@@mclovin8802 Sad but true.
I love that you can see michael trying not to laugh the first time he is on screen
I love how he emulates Michael's video style to make this video, and using electricity too? Truly using Michael's powers against him
Tazing Micheal is like shooting spider-man with webs.
@DominicToretto-nf4xn
4 жыл бұрын
BelieveInSteven bruh😆
@jasyn197
3 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@StillNightss
3 жыл бұрын
It’s gonna get ya back
@fungulusfungmeister3462
3 жыл бұрын
That’s incredably true
@Toast_Charms-lm6mr
3 жыл бұрын
2 months ago
I lost it at “When Micheal is bouncing around the room like a troglodyte.”
@maiskjelby899
4 жыл бұрын
did u get it back tho
@travisr.835
4 жыл бұрын
@Frank Martinez don't complain about a person making a comment you don't understand.
@anakinskinwalker1724
4 жыл бұрын
@@travisr.835 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@davetremaine9763
4 жыл бұрын
I had a teacher in high school who would address us as troglodytes all the time. For example as we would be all talking before class started he'd start off "Quiet down, troglodytes."
@okiean1321
4 жыл бұрын
@Jazz Bonanza how the hell am i supposed to knwo what a troglodyte is when literally the only science subjects i study in highschool are chemistry and physics
I always forget how fucking good this video is
When it cut to him returning it after saying “that was really bad” with the most concerned look on his face. I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up.
“I’m gonna touch it” *Touches it and it hurts* *surprised pikachu face*
@maximtimmermans973
4 жыл бұрын
Bish u got AIDS
@Kucingmerokok
4 жыл бұрын
*shocked
@maximtimmermans973
4 жыл бұрын
@@dreadedsnail985 reee
@maevemahon9897
4 жыл бұрын
Alboe 6815 picachu cant get hurt by electricity 😂
@squag0711
4 жыл бұрын
@@maevemahon9897 *pikachu
"I need an electric fence for like a big hairless dog." Def makes you sound like you are torturing people.
@lenex3210
4 жыл бұрын
if pita saw that
@radeklew1
4 жыл бұрын
he... is?
@jacson1414
4 жыл бұрын
DemonMemes don’t summon peta
@sherbet3310
4 жыл бұрын
DemonMemes pita lmao
@marshroverv5632
4 жыл бұрын
Do you do poison?
"You can step between them, thats cheating!" But, that would make him very quiet and slow at it?
When he said “inhumane for animals” you should’ve said “what about humans?” 😭😭😭
Plot twist: Michael didn’t need to even leave his room to know there was an electric carpet. At this point, he can simply feel the presence of any taser-like object.
@turkey2143
4 жыл бұрын
Michael can feel the presence of any taser in 1 mile
@DTorto
4 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, there is a surgery biohack for that. Magnet implant in the finger.
@turkey2143
4 жыл бұрын
@@DTorto imagine waking up and you feel your lamp just fall on you
@raccoongodtristan6663
4 жыл бұрын
@@DTorto wait wat?
@DTorto
4 жыл бұрын
@@raccoongodtristan6663 look it up. its actually a thing, although can be illegal
Imagine living with Michael so long that you start to turn into Michael.
@Dr.GregHouse
4 жыл бұрын
Michael reeves is a contagious disease that affects everyone he lives with
@Kitchyyy
4 жыл бұрын
ahahahahahah
@itscreedsama7606
4 жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha -hikup- CRACKHEAD
@sasdagreat8052
4 жыл бұрын
@@Dr.GregHouse I fear for everyone at OfflineTV...
@readein
4 жыл бұрын
@@sasdagreat8052 So do they
1:24 "like a troglodyte" *I choke laughed*
I got shocked by that exact fence....out of sheer curiousity. Its like getting buzzed by prank shock toys.
Instead of hearing a loud stomping noise at night, he’s just gonna hear screaming
@larkaiio3376
3 жыл бұрын
the satisfaction tho
@aguidetoeverything8653
3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss I would do this tho
@DakotaCastro7
3 жыл бұрын
wait that’s a good point
@buchholzboys9853
3 жыл бұрын
Your right
@Unknown-bi7mf
3 жыл бұрын
Much more pleasing
You can see the pure joy on Michael's face when he ignored William while playing Minecraft.
@microwavem3687
4 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Rothschild I only smiled because of Minecraft
@brianbethea3069
4 жыл бұрын
He's trying so hard not to laugh.
@microwavem3687
4 жыл бұрын
Brian Bethea I know
@wynn6240
3 жыл бұрын
An unus annus i see
@julia-if3yn
3 жыл бұрын
Did u see the energy drinks and sodas?
The instinct to not cause yourself unknown quantities of pain can ve really strong. A girl in my bio lab class last year really had to psych herself out to prick her finger with a needle for our blood lab, which was a little weird considering she'd had 2 kids.
been 4 years and it’s still gold
"My house burnt down" 2 years later: "I'm gonna set up an electric fence in this carpeted room"
@dark6.6E-34
4 жыл бұрын
@John Doe or ajit pie
@JoshWitte
4 жыл бұрын
@@dark6.6E-34 likely both then
@dark6.6E-34
4 жыл бұрын
@@JoshWitte I would go out of my way to get that double kill at the expense of my car.
@brennanruiz1803
4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, his house burnt down in a forest fire, not from bad wiring.
@TUTOSANDROIDtutorialesymas
4 жыл бұрын
Amaizing.
"I need an electric fence for a big, kinda hairless dog."
@HPD1171
4 жыл бұрын
incidentally do you know how much it would hurt a human?
@fbiboi5556
4 жыл бұрын
How much voltage did he use?
@Katsudon_.
4 жыл бұрын
@@fbiboi5556 nothing to see here sir....
@christianw6819
4 жыл бұрын
And the idiot says inhumane lol. Cause keeping your dog from running into traffic and dying is inhumane
@AG.Floats
4 жыл бұрын
That's good way to get on a list lol
The electricity is just gonna make him stomp the floor louder and shout, waking you up even more…
@AltonTRU
2 жыл бұрын
To hit him with a bat
@PlaidHiker
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but micheal gets electrocuted so… Win?
I laughed so hard watching you test the first electric fence charger. So glad I saw this today.
Its gonna be a lot more quiet with Michael screaming at 3 AM
@midnight4246
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@somestupidinstantes276
4 жыл бұрын
so accurate
@iriszeldaana
4 жыл бұрын
Implying he doesn’t already do that
@cerephus
4 жыл бұрын
Tye Likes To Draw *flashes back to the Annoy Michael Reeves project* > 3 am > Everyone is sleeping > Michael's room: "S-U-C-C SUCC SUCC"
@berrylovesfood6354
4 жыл бұрын
i feel bad but also dont wtf is wrong with me XD
5:40 And that's the difference between Michael and William: Michael would've kept the big one.
@ninanlovespeanut
4 жыл бұрын
he would be like "oh that hurts like f%#$ ... perfect :)"
@feritperliare2890
4 жыл бұрын
Nah he'll make a fance himself so he can check on himself low power than set it to 9 when it's used on other people
@Zack_Zander
4 жыл бұрын
Dark Christian _Perfect_
@abramo7700
4 жыл бұрын
Dark Christian “that hurts like fuck”
@bt70a9
4 жыл бұрын
Why Michael is the best still
I like how micheal is laughing when you try to talk to him, lol
6:05 I'm only 6 minutes in but major kudos for personally testing the intensity before using it.
I love how he called his roommate a big hairless dog..
@rat9536
3 жыл бұрын
well you’re not gonna tell the pet smart employees that you’re trying to taze your roommate are ya
@Kelvoraax
3 жыл бұрын
Only time that the word “big” will ever be used to describe Micheal
@SnowBlnd12
3 жыл бұрын
also called him a troglodyte
@ivyellis2826
3 жыл бұрын
@@rat9536 why wouldn't you? Sound like a GREAT idea.
@alexwong679
3 жыл бұрын
"His roommate" has a name
“When Michael is bounding across the room like a troglodyte”
@mrmcfezz2727
4 жыл бұрын
221 likes *no replies*
@disfuncionexe
4 жыл бұрын
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@akertheinternetwanderer467
4 жыл бұрын
@@mrmcfezz2727 538 likes 3 replies? Nerds are shy even on the internet
@evanmayhew7383
4 жыл бұрын
That part had me in tears 😂
@JAXSONSGAM3REVIEWSandstuff
4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at that
The thing with the ice cream machines at Mcdonald's is that they're not broken. A friend of mine worked there for some years and he told me that the personnel that works there has to clean it every 2 hours, (and if I remember correctly the machine goes into fail/safe -mode if not cleaned properly). So, when they had a lot of guests and/or not enough people who worked that day, the ice cream machine stayed "broken" until they had time to clean it.
One of the all time best videos you made!
2 years ago: My house burnt down :( Now: EleCTrIC CaRPeT
@sr.365
4 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to notice a trend here
@brittmartin5089
4 жыл бұрын
Cool
@orangesareblue2237
4 жыл бұрын
Britt Martin I would say thats more hot then cool
@hunterkeys197
4 жыл бұрын
Peter Lindh actually it was a year ago.....
@peterlindh1337
4 жыл бұрын
@Harry Heap lol nope
Guy: “Inhumane actually” Will: proceeds to buy it
@9ball179
4 жыл бұрын
@waffeltek ha
@wolfrayne8355
4 жыл бұрын
The judgement in the guy's voice made me feel guilty XD
@wolfrayne8355
4 жыл бұрын
@waffeltek i agree.
@voots2386
4 жыл бұрын
He should’ve said it’s for a humane
@antiisocial
4 жыл бұрын
@@wolfrayne8355 Yeah. Lol. That guy was pretty judgement. I get the feeling he stared at William as he walked out and then turned his nose up and harumphed. 😤 He obviously doesn't know it takes a bigger shock for a bigger animal or they won't feel it.
2:01 Michael trying to keep it together was hilarious xD
Loved your work on Andor!
"When Michael steps stomps around like a troglodyte" fucking killed me
@KalebTheDuck
2 жыл бұрын
same XD the way he was bouncing around like an ape was amazing lol.
@amaterasu8314
2 жыл бұрын
What the fuck is a troglodyte?
@cloudy2462
2 жыл бұрын
Its pretty much a cave man. He was calling him a prehistoric man and or an ape hence the comment above you.
@Hyperbolic_G
2 жыл бұрын
they're not everywhere, so special equipment is required to find them. Take a piece of glass, apply a thin metallic oxide coating on one side, and place it on a wooden table with the oxide side up. Using a tape measure and protractor, find 2 feet and 90 degrees from the glass. Get a cup of lukewarm water then dip your fingers in it. Smear the edges of the glass with your wet fingers while looking at the glass from the point we measured earlier. You should be able to spot a trogdolyte within a couple minutes.
@wolfgangkolber381
2 жыл бұрын
@@amaterasu8314 A genus of chimp, last I checked. Contains chimps and whatever their more peaceful cousins are called.
Is it just me or have William's videos always been awesome and been steadily increasing in quality?
"So I'm going to build something... okay I'm gonna electrify the carpet" idk why but the way he gave up halfway through trying to explain had me rolling
Whoever was going to sponsor this video missed being a part of a instant classic.
@calebwilliford5587
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, more than five hundred likes in less than 30 minutes 😱
@kittifootez
4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy all humans. Oh wait I meant I destroy all humans. Dang auto correct. And yeah I would have sponsored the heck outta this. Big loss on their part.
@emilyledford-mcaninch9761
4 жыл бұрын
*an, I'm so sorry, I just had to.
@lukefirst407
4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Williford lol this is weird
@Beakie40k
4 жыл бұрын
Whoever didn’t sponsor this video dodged a bullet
This could be modified to make a rather intense game of twister.
@nathan.w9906
4 жыл бұрын
TheCptnOf Fail for idubbbz and him to do another deadly twister????
@smurfette_blues7922
4 жыл бұрын
@@nathan.w9906 calm down
@PeferG17
4 жыл бұрын
I agree with this idea
@lilj8615
4 жыл бұрын
DEADLY TWISTER 3 CONFIRMED?
@jesslynch94
4 жыл бұрын
TheCptnOf Fail YES
ok so i worked at mcdonalds for a bit, here ya go: the ice cream machines ARE NEVER BROKEN. what happens is if overnight crew does not clean out the machine, it doesnt work. ice cream sort of solidifies and then it cant go spin-spin here ice cream. now, i never worked overnight so i have no idea how hard it is to clean the machines (cause my overnight did their job and we could eat ice cream during daylight hours :D)
I used to work on a cattle ranch, we had the big fence boxes and used to trick new guys into reaching through to grab stuff. One guy put his entire head between two wires and got it on both ears. Priceless.
Ooh man if only this video would have a sponsor I would totaly buy the product the video was advertaising.
@jorenlavaerts3970
4 жыл бұрын
You're totally right man, what a shame
@eero1750
4 жыл бұрын
@@jorenlavaerts3970 yeah, this video would have been perfect for an ad
@freshdown6263
4 жыл бұрын
Brug yeah it would totally compel me to purchase an item of advertisement depicted by Mr.Osman
@GreySlasher63
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah this video now makes me want to buy something worth investing in
@krazyglue1
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I really desperately want to buy something rn and if I saw an ad I would most certainly buy that item after watching this video. Stupid sponsors don't know what's good for them
Sponsor: *doesn’t sponsor you Sponsor: *checks video Video: *gets on trending page Sponsor: “We have made a decision that failed us all”
@mallrat7926
4 жыл бұрын
to be honest William and Micheal shocking themselves probably counts under "self harm", which is a big no-no for just about any sponsor
@buttlet2226
4 жыл бұрын
Mallrat Yeah, but Anaconda by Nicki Minaj is still monetized.
@coolgamerman
4 жыл бұрын
James Sauce i love the specific comparison you used
@sorbital7
4 жыл бұрын
It could be that... or it could be the fact that will is using an electric fence to shock a person. But your guess is as good as mine.
@sorbital7
4 жыл бұрын
James Sauce I think this can more easily be considered art.
Funny story. When I was stationed in The Pentagon, there was a shop that bought the wrong carpet, like 20+ years ago, and their carpet was carrying SO much static electricity. If you touched a computer case, that would power the computer off, as it saw it as an activation of the soft switch. It was also wiping all things that used crypto, because they have anti-tamper stuff, and the extra voltage was seen as a tamper attempt and would wipe the keys. They only had that carpet a couple of weeks I think, but it was a wild time. You could stand next to a filing cabinet, shock yourself on it, remove your hand, and touch it again, and shock yourself again.
I'm laughing out loud at Michael sitting at his chair laughing while you filmed him "not able to hear you" where he could clearly hear you
Sponsor: We don't like this video KZread: *Trending Page* "Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly"
@maiyaadrien6376
4 жыл бұрын
XBlessedOutlawX Mistakes were made
"Inhumane for animals." "Okay, but what about roommates?
@toothbrush6239
4 жыл бұрын
babyhilts I see no downside
@lordbanetheplayer8844
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing's too inhumane for Michael.
@elisecousineau1219
4 жыл бұрын
*A N D T H E Y W E R E R O O M M A T E S*
"He's not bad- he pays his rent on time". William: *Evacuate, we're out of ideas!!*
"Yeah, He was not happy..." OMG I nearly spit my drink 😂
"I need an electric fence for a biiig, kinda hairless, dog." Cracked me up.
@giovannipenetra2339
4 жыл бұрын
Lamo
“He’s not bad; he pays his rent in time.” What else do you need in a roommate?
@joeybe_quiet6505
3 жыл бұрын
Yooo Dave what you doing here
@thatguy6214
3 жыл бұрын
@@joeybe_quiet6505 yooo Joey what u doing here
@waltergoldstein8244
3 жыл бұрын
@@thatguy6214 yo that guy what you doing here?
@everythingirrelevant6969
3 жыл бұрын
@@waltergoldstein8244 yo walter what you doing here?
@hamzaahsan7029
3 жыл бұрын
@@everythingirrelevant6969 yo everything what you doing here?
Michael reminds me of my nephew so much I love it, they even look similar
"Do you have an idea how much this would hurt a human? " Still not sure why she didn’t call the police right there.
@PichDextro
4 жыл бұрын
That's a valid question though. I grew up on a farm and we had electric fences to keep our horses from escaping their paddock. I touched them once by accident, because I thought I turned the fence off and we used to climb over them to get onto the paddock (there was a gate that was safe to operate no matter what, but we were lazy...) and from then stayed fucking far away from it. It was powerful enough to keep an elephant away...
@gundorstoneskin5900
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah absolutely. I worked with horses for a while (feeding, taming, training, cleaning their beds) and pretty much all the paddocks were fenced with just two strands of electrified copper/polypropylene string, and as a "gate" the paddocks just had a strand of galvanised wire attached to the "string" with a rubber-handled hook connected to a spring which went in an eye screw, the problem is that a few of the rubber handles were damaged, so I quickly learned to grab them in a specific way.
@richardbudgell7507
4 жыл бұрын
DO YOU DO POISON? WHAT SORT? COULD IT KILL A PET? QUITE A LARGE PET, AN ALMOST - PERSON SIZED PET?
@nathandamaren2093
4 жыл бұрын
@@richardbudgell7507 shopping for the dark brotherhood.
@litpath3633
4 жыл бұрын
@@PichDextro Went to my grandpa's house, he was working on the electric fence. Just standing there holding on to it while it was on. I could see his arm twitching a little. I asked if it hurt? nah, just tingles a bit. So grabbed it too....problem was that grandpa was wearing thick rubber boots and i was bare foot in the wet grass....i say it was a rather shocking result.
I can't believe you make your child pay rent.
@Nightmares-dn7cq
4 жыл бұрын
@TheDireWolf wooosh
@epicablaze4483
4 жыл бұрын
Wait how old is Michel
@xomystic7022
4 жыл бұрын
CummiBear 69 * surprised pikachu face *
@meeganb4604
4 жыл бұрын
I've known people who make their kids pay rent until the move out or go to college and the parents give the money back so the have a savings
@theapelau1842
4 жыл бұрын
Meegan B okok it’s just a joke
I’m just a dude stumbling onto your channel. I’m observing a man drunk with knowledge. Its beautiful. Continue, please.
I like how hey bought the same model Allen pan used for the taser gun, and also immediately regretted it
Dang, I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a michael reeves video
@timoeugster7809
4 жыл бұрын
I thought of electroboom xD
@somerandompianochannel8555
4 жыл бұрын
Clumsy Ninja don’t worry Michael wouldn’t upload this soon after his last one :)
@wifediedgaming6614
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@karlosescobar5752
4 жыл бұрын
same
@daft_punker
4 жыл бұрын
same
re watching the part where he ask "a hairless dog" and "do you know how much this will hurt a human?" makes him sounds like he has someone trapped in his basement...
@CarlosPerezChavez
3 жыл бұрын
Goodbye horses
@stevethea5250
3 жыл бұрын
@@CarlosPerezChavez Michael giggling 2:10
@josephps221
3 жыл бұрын
had same thought
" I need a electric fence for a big hairless dog." and " Would this hurt a lot if a person touched it?" are 2 sentences put toghther that will definitly get you put on a watchlist
i was genuinely shocked no one called the cops
Will: pulls out the tasers Michael: you dare use my own spells against me Osman?
@jboysmith6374
3 жыл бұрын
Noice
@cybersentient4758
2 жыл бұрын
General Kenobi
@BarioIDL
2 жыл бұрын
he could make a nerf gun that shoot at loudest source
@nathanielhuffman5908
2 жыл бұрын
Wait. why is a Jedi master like you using Harry Potter references?
@hadoom848
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanielhuffman5908 Crossover of the century.
William: A big hairless dog Michael: *crying tears of joy* he called me big!!
@ethangoldsmith9332
4 жыл бұрын
Michael is *big* if ya' know what I mean
@sp0inkzter
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Goldsmith he’s asian
@ethangoldsmith9332
4 жыл бұрын
@@sp0inkzter = (
@logandh2
4 жыл бұрын
liquid lasagna Yeah but he’s still big where it counts
@logandh2
4 жыл бұрын
liquid lasagna His heart ❤️ *npenis*
This entire video is hilarious but honestly the funniest part for me is the way you pronounce “musubi” 😂
Is anyone watching after he quit but you still want to watch him and this is his best vid
When he's asks Michael to stop stomping you can see Michael trying to hold back his laughter
@the-irish-chaotic-cactus4595
4 жыл бұрын
I know right
@zakariasamad9851
4 жыл бұрын
That's the point
@lukabell4607
4 жыл бұрын
Zakaria Samad no
@zakariasamad9851
4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@zakariasamad9851
4 жыл бұрын
He is not stupid michael already knows and is trying to pretend he doesn't
“Yea.. I..i..I’m looking for an electric fence. Yea for like, like a big hairless dog.”
@twopunchgaming7806
4 жыл бұрын
They have to think hes keeping somebody in his basement, right?
@d4rp645
4 жыл бұрын
But isint michael a small hairless dog?
As someone who worked at McDonald’s (in Australia so it might be different in America) they have certain timers they have to meet when someone makes an order. with the ice cream machine it’s hooked up to a bag of ice cream but it runs out very quickly and its not very easy to replace, so instead of failing to meet KPI by making someone wait for their ice cream while it gets filled up ,they just say it’s broken. honestly just pull up and wait 10 minutes then come back and you’ll be all good.
I love how Michael was about to crack up laughing just over doing a short bit pretending to ignore someone. That's some SNL Jimmy Fallon shit.
Who else thought this was one of Michael’s videos lol
@theCrystalWoods.
4 жыл бұрын
Me
@eatcomics
4 жыл бұрын
I was immensely shocked it was Will.
@martiddy
4 жыл бұрын
@@eatcomics Even Michael was shocked of this...literally!
@dellmaniaable
4 жыл бұрын
it will be one of his most watched videos
@malik7818
4 жыл бұрын
Me
The next video's title: *My house burnt down AGAIN by an electrical fire.*
"I do like Spam musubis" Michael knows what's up
Man took floor is lava seriously
Every day William grows closer to becoming dr. doofenschmertz
@SDogo
4 жыл бұрын
electric-carpetinator
@amdoick
4 жыл бұрын
@@SDogo lol
@willowism
4 жыл бұрын
The combination of Reeves and Osman is just Doofenschmirtz lmao
@pegasBaO23
4 жыл бұрын
@@willowism Bitterness, self loathing and and constant voice cracks, come from Michael while, goofiness, clumsyness and overly elaborate builds that barely work come from William
@SomeGuyPF
4 жыл бұрын
@@pegasBaO23 I feel like elaborate builds would come from michael
William: Do you know what this would do to a person? Cashier: *quietly pressing panic button*
@spizee2660
4 жыл бұрын
OH NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really wish I had the money to do all this cool stuff. Can't wait to get my first job
"inhumane for animals" William: "Ha! Well good thing its for a person then!"
"If you want trash, leave a comment." But Will, we have already subscribed
@TheRanscat
4 жыл бұрын
You just burned him harder than he burned that adriuno board.
@VOLAIRE
4 жыл бұрын
You burned him harder than Mother Nature burned his house....
@masonr3508
4 жыл бұрын
@@VOLAIRE F
@braxtonschwallier1048
4 жыл бұрын
I want it 2626 east creek road 85024 Phoenix Arizona
@masonr3508
4 жыл бұрын
@@braxtonschwallier1048?
I love how Michael saw the floor and see the weird wires and think “Yup, electric carpet.” This case in point, you cannot out Michael the Reeves.
Living on a dairy farm I know quite a bit about working with electric fence and it does not feel good to get shocked by one
Now instead of stomping keeping you awake it will be screaming.
@eggman8053
4 жыл бұрын
Use the microwave’s screaming tech to power the carpet for maximum pain
@whitedfamily104
4 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@getshotbylewter2453
4 жыл бұрын
“ i was hungry “
@Max-rs7jm
4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@marshallcouto8229
4 жыл бұрын
It's only fiting that you profile pic is a kitten
“But they didn’t like the video” *3.2 Million views* *Sponsors :/*
@ChocPretzel8
4 жыл бұрын
Most businesses are run by idiots. Being in charge is pure luck.
@allyma3
4 жыл бұрын
@@ChocPretzel8 i wouldnt want my company to be on this type of video
@pineapplegrapes8836
4 жыл бұрын
420 likes
@heroicmisfortune9099
4 жыл бұрын
@@allyma3 i would
@allyma3
4 жыл бұрын
@@heroicmisfortune9099 i assume u dont want to own a company very long then?
LOL City boys that never have touched an electric fence. One of the chores growing up was to occasionally clear the electric fence. Sometime s one accidentally finds out that it is working again.
William osman imitating Micheal hopping across the carpet brings me joy
Missed opportunity to get Michael to say: "Get the f@$& out of my room I'm playing Minecraft."
@MissingMeep
4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeee
Store: shocking living creatures for obedience is inhumane This guy: huh. Next store
@fadedmofoblainzharlery1383
4 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Mo well cause it was going to be used for that so...
@arekthekingsecondaryaccoun4208
4 жыл бұрын
Chelsea Mo u need 1 more like for 1k
@thescarecrowman
4 жыл бұрын
@Omg Itz Dodger To be fair, it is inhumane.
@harleypickin217
4 жыл бұрын
† ScaƦecrøW † maybe we should taze you
@thescarecrowman
4 жыл бұрын
@@harleypickin217 Look, I get that it's just a joke in the video but I don't think it's okay to actually electrocute your pets. If you really have a problem with that opinion, maybe something is wrong with you.
lol I've used that brand of electric fence and the 'big' model he originally got is one of the smallest of the line.