"you were drinking heavily" "Were you there?" Gets me every time 🤣

@Itsmeyoualreadykno

2 жыл бұрын

A very large "necessary" glass of wine lol

@Crypto-Boomin

2 жыл бұрын

He was drinking a MEGA pint… don’t forget!

@mothership1849

2 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for him to say, “which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?”

@aznboi1027

2 жыл бұрын

Got him with his own hearsay

@catherinethomas2906

2 жыл бұрын

a statement and not a question

"Please answer the question" "Okay so-" *"Objection: heresay."*

@davidbolha

2 жыл бұрын

"Judge may I have a *mega pint* ?" 😓🤔😏

@mersarultmit5577

2 жыл бұрын

Judge, may I be excused to assault some cabinets and drawers, Your Honor?

@EscapeFromCrazytown

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't been watching this trial, but catching these snippets is making me laugh! Objection. Hearsay! I think it's going to be the next catchphrase.

@marxistopiateaddict

Жыл бұрын

HERESAY LMAO

@margaritaschuyiervanrensse7450

Жыл бұрын

@@EscapeFromCrazytown Next time you have a good couple hours, watch just one day of the trial (I'd recommend the day Kate Moss testified). It's weirdly entertaining and has so many highlights that aren't put in snippets.

"A mega pint" That line kills me every time 😂 Love Johnny's comebacks

@KellieChasity

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Carolinafan85

4 ай бұрын

Jhonny could start his own alcoholic beverage company, called "Mega Pint" by Jhonny Depp

@joannegregory3024

3 ай бұрын

He was charming you could see that liar Heard getting really wound up 😂

@user-ku5vo1ni4f

Ай бұрын

@@KellieChasity as aoap

honestly his use of humor as a coping mechanism instead of anger was one of the things that made me really start to understand what situation he was in with Amber

@gerardwayseyelash

9 ай бұрын

I'd never be able to keep my cool. Humor is a coping mechanism of mine too but I'd just lose my head hearing this bs coming from her.

@CatEyedGoddess

Ай бұрын

Her being a bold face liar helped too.

He’s a whole lot more honest than Amber has ever been. Her horrible attempt at acting on the stand like a traumatized victim is repulsive.

@candycakes7921

2 жыл бұрын

True I couldn’t even watch it out so cringe 😬

@LordJoker88

2 жыл бұрын

the only good thing thats come from her being on the stand is the amount of memes that have come from it

@omeralibasic2384

2 жыл бұрын

@@candycakes7921 me to i was cringing so much I turn off the live trial, then I just watched highlights 😂

@denisemand4391

2 жыл бұрын

I keep hearing people say her testimony is too cringe-worthy to watch. Personally, I'm enjoying every minute of it. The more elaborate and crazy her story gets the better. With her lies, she is literally backing herself into a corner she can't get out of. Can't wait for the cross-exam to begin to see all those lies torn apart exposing her as the true manipulative liar she is, and for JD to finally receive the justice of having his good name restored.

@dixierae3442

2 жыл бұрын

@@denisemand4391 I couldn't agree more Denise. Watching her crucify herself is the most fun that I've had in years. I can't even get angry she's so ridiculous. Even if the world turned flat and she won it wouldn't even bother me because she has made such a fool of herself on that stand that she never will recover. Aside from showing he's a human being like the rest of us I believe Johnny's testimony was flawless. It took him a little while to get comfortable but once he did he was on a roll. I can't wait for the cross exam either. As a matter of fact I think I'm going to watch it at the neighbourhood Pub. Turn it into a real celebration. Great comment thanks for sharing.

1:27 "We're going to go fast forward in time, Mr. Depp." "Yes, I can feel it " I laughed out loud!!! He's hilarious.

@norakirayumi

Жыл бұрын

1:27 🤭

@charwest9449

Жыл бұрын

@@norakirayumi thanks!!

@bighatlogannn4993

Жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha ty for sharing i never caught that😅😅😅😅😅😅

@TheSmiley1963

Жыл бұрын

Lmbo 😂🤣😂 gotta love Johnny!! ❤️

@Thundersnowy

Жыл бұрын

I missed that! Oh my God that's gold!

The fact that her own parents aren't on her side says a lot

@richardrichard5680

Жыл бұрын

Im not a fan of hers but havent they passed away?

@williepearl278

Жыл бұрын

@@richardrichard5680 I think her dad is still alive but her mother passed away in 2020.

@Pedro-it9cp

Жыл бұрын

@@williepearl278 not surprised

@notthedoctor8621

Жыл бұрын

Not really, many ppl aren't close to their parents. Depp called his own mother abusive

@xZildjanx

Жыл бұрын

@@notthedoctor8621 well she was a junky

His patience at " hearsay" was impressive. It also showed the incompetence of her team.

@user-oe9wx8vw2d

3 ай бұрын

His patience throughout proves what a calm and non aggressive soul he is

I swear this lawyer just learned what “hearsay” meant and is now using it 24/7 💀

@chrissmith6862

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda like a toddler who has just learned the word no

@samanthasmith6685

2 жыл бұрын

That's hearsay

@jkwizzle

2 жыл бұрын

@@samanthasmith6685 Objection. Hearsay.

@d-stroyer6888

2 жыл бұрын

@@jkwizzle hearsy your honor

@jkwizzle

2 жыл бұрын

@@d-stroyer6888 objection

His face when he's waiting for the "hearsay" is priceless lmao

@mohammedashian8094

Жыл бұрын

Ikr? He’s like “Anytime now, no? ok”

@cfan1641

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Vamssiisol

Жыл бұрын

💯🥰😁

@LordMalice6d9

Жыл бұрын

@@Vamssiisol It was his smile afterward that is what made me laugh the most, he knew it was coming.

@kathryn1665

Жыл бұрын

When was that?-

the fact the judge let him be funny about "hearsay" is hysterical !

Amber sits there looking all ''i'm so sad please feel sorry for me'' all the while Johnny comes off as completely believable and charming as heck!

Johnny is not only a great actor but he is a decent kind soul who clearly didn’t know how to deal with a manipulative psycho.

@serenaleaghgrace5023

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@alisag.2223

2 жыл бұрын

Agree

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear kam

@pasdupe2900

2 жыл бұрын

Une personne qui est toxique pour Deep ne le sera peut être pas pour vous !

@orlencadelacruz5166

2 жыл бұрын

Your statement sums it up…. In my opinion.

“Is that the document that I signed 3 times before?” 😂😂Legend

@Roy3.16

Жыл бұрын

@Springfield "for the fourth time that is my signature" 😎😎

@savannahlangley8420

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@dutch2024

8 ай бұрын

For the fourth time, that is my signature.😂 He is such a legend

@margueritegastanaga5156

7 ай бұрын

Is that your signature? 4th time.

@margueritegastanaga5156

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I’m in complete awe of how Johnny was able to be absolutely hilarious in such a way that didn’t get him reprimanded by the judge even once. Pure brilliance.

Gotta love how he subtly weaponizes Mr. Rottenborn’s name.

“Maybe they are hearsay papers” 🤣🤣🤣 he’s the BEST!

@Commander_Shepard.

Жыл бұрын

Nothing like reading some good ol Hearsay documents while sipping on Mega Pint. ^_^

@MizzTrinieFyre

Жыл бұрын

@@Commander_Shepard. Ummm, after you spend FIVE MINUTES looking for them docx lol

@adityavss3154

Жыл бұрын

@@Commander_Shepard. papers, not documents

@laurelables34

Жыл бұрын

That was one of my favorite lines too 🤣

@1redarmy1

Жыл бұрын

@@Commander_Shepard. Respectfully, i'd like some muffins with that😆

“October is two months before December, that’s correct” had me dying 💀

@lezel4swarts

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@PrayWithoutCreasing

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@jodavis6435

Жыл бұрын

I wish they would say "did I read that correctly" and not "right" 🤣🤣😅🤣

@elennova754

Жыл бұрын

FR 😂😂😂😂

@nejuw

Жыл бұрын

You're easily amused bot.

"Sorry, can you read that again..." Gives me the laugh every single time xD

1:18 - that look he gives before and after he so eloquently repeats “A megapint” is GOLD!

"Maybe they were hearsay papers" 😆 That one definitely made me chuckle

@jelenajelenic9069

Жыл бұрын

Nice😅😅😅😅😆😆😆

@ItscalledGmailaccount

Жыл бұрын

2 many times they said it😅

@MagPalp86

5 ай бұрын

That made me laugh so loud too 😂

@stymetolley7055

3 ай бұрын

🤣 🤣 🤣

The Lawyer is trying to get under Johnnys skin and upset him but Johnny is actually getting under the lawyers skin and upsetting him instead. Its very enjoyable to watch

@toriless

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@ameytiwari1247

2 жыл бұрын

a very captain jack sparrow move 😂

@tuforu4

2 жыл бұрын

@@ameytiwari1247 IMAGINE a PIRATE

@Uncharted8907

2 жыл бұрын

@@ameytiwari1247 remember this day where you ALMOST caught captain jack sparrow

@EscapeFromCrazytown

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, and after many days of testimony, the only thing they have established is that AH's attorney can read words on a page correctly.

Johnny is nothing but honest the fact that he admitted to drugging Marilyn Manson cause he wouldn’t shut up 😂 I can’t with him!! 😂😂

@cynthiahaney3229

Жыл бұрын

Fake johnny Depp scammers are asking for money stay safe

Its so easy to talk when you are not lying. You just speak the truth. Plain and simple.

@haveatyou1

Ай бұрын

Unfortunately none of these two twats are doing that

He has a lot of patience. They're asking him questions and refusing to let him answer. Just makes her and her attorney look like the scammers they are. Bless you, Mr. Depp! Stay strong.

@jenniferwhite2909

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking more on provoking him to try and trigger him in hopes of showing anger? But then again, they don't seem to as bright to think a few steps a head like that.

@shelbyandstuff123

2 жыл бұрын

@Sandra🦋 it's a contest 😅🤘

@adamxlr2010hotmail

2 жыл бұрын

Patience of a saint

@Dejhanira75

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't ... COULDN'T be this calm if this three ring circus🙄 was aimed at me. Johnny's calmness is amazing!!

@szlendak1368

2 жыл бұрын

no they are patient did you saw how slow he is

The way he says “I poured myself a large glass of wine, I thought it necessary” Gets me every time!! 😂

@ooitung95

2 жыл бұрын

It's funny and sad at the same time, really hope he can pull thru this mess.

@YaYaPaBla

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I would need a mega pint if I had to deal with that witch on a daily basis. Drink your wine Johnny. 😁

@AlexJanicki

2 жыл бұрын

"A megapint?"

@podcastfan2544

2 жыл бұрын

That was good one can't say he wasn't describing whatever a "Mega Pint" is in fluid oz. Johnny was respectful & it was good for him to quip " I poured myself a large glass of wine" Like paint a picture of Monster Johnny drinking Mega Pints of vino ( haha) then turning into the hideous character that this defamation trial is about. Well , Depp brought this trial ...He went for it. Now he's there in court so that Mrs Heard can retract what he feels is a false smear about himself. He knows he'd be scrutinized yet he also knew ( & his legal team too) that is he wanted to counter attack a smear article OpEd piece & he'd have to go to Court & take her to Court he did. Good on you Johnny even with addiction troubles and admitting he smashed a few cabinets he never roughed her up. He paid his lawyers & is in the ring fighting for a retraction of Mrs Heard OpEd & I hope any damaged from that OpEd article. That's no fun but makes me proud that he took her to court. A bit older now all of them now are seeing what's important with different eyes than they had years ago. So now he sees that a good name smeared in a article is not going to happen on his watch. Hope he gets his win in this case.

@RajeshP17

2 жыл бұрын

it was classic Jacksparrow style..he said poured 'miself' a glass 😂😂

- This is your signature right? - Yes it is. This is your signature right? - Yes it is. This is your signature right? - Yes it is.

1:35 I love Johnny’s hesitation while anticipating ambers lawyers to object. 🤣 And the lawyers like “OH YEAH! That’s my line…”

“I poured myself a large glass of wine, I thought it necessary” me after work everyday 😂😂😂

@robcarlos9037

Жыл бұрын

I just grabbed the bottle! No point in wasting dishwashing liquid.

@Doriesep6622

Жыл бұрын

Yes, necessary for your full blown addiction.

@jebalitabb8228

Жыл бұрын

@@Doriesep6622 not everyone is weak enough to have addictions, some people just enjoy a daily drink

@NataMessi

Жыл бұрын

Yeesss I feel you buddy

@mindedchaos

Жыл бұрын

@@jebalitabb8228 ain't about being weak its a illness don't belittle people that's out of order yes they had to drink to become Addicted but its still a illness

"We are going to travel ahead in time, a little bit" "yes... I can feel it" genuinely laughed out loud

@sarpsays

2 жыл бұрын

Same hahahaha.

@JimmyGrl09

2 жыл бұрын

Anytime Gemini’s can stick it in there we do!!!! 🤗

@TheSRSThunder

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's gotta be my favourite one so far lmao

@magonzalez888

2 жыл бұрын

idk why johnnys response is considered funny; can someone please explain, i dnt get it.

@szlendak1368

2 жыл бұрын

what’s funny

God bless him. 😂 He’s so patient with these absolutely ludicrous questions. “I once gave Marilyn Manson a pill so he would stop talking so much…” 😎

@Johnnydepp09

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for your continuous love and support…. How long have you been a fan❤??

He made the trial so entertaining. I don't think I laughed so hard at a court hearing ever.

Johnny's a better attorney than Amber's lawyers. That bit where he pauses cuz he knows there's gonna be a hearsay call does bring a smile to my face

@pvlittle2024

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@ethzero

2 жыл бұрын

1:32

@IntergalacticSpaceKitten

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethzero Thank you, I missed it the first time and so putting this time stamp helped! Thanks!

@heavenmoore9541

2 жыл бұрын

@@ethzero around 1:32 he’s knows what to do 🎶

@eleahclevenger7375

2 жыл бұрын

I was just coming to mention that bit. I laughed so loud in surprised hubby didn't hear me!!

They are asking him a question, then cutting him off and not letting him answer. Disgusting. Johnny deserves more

@Fkillergr

2 жыл бұрын

Not on Amber heard's side but the same happened to her as well.

@dancebumps

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fkillergr you need see the videos properly then.

@Nikronius

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancebumps you are just watching one side of it though.

@vaguedreams

2 жыл бұрын

He's rambling a lot, and it's the attorney's job. Honestly, both of them deserve better than to have this in the public eye.

@Nikronius

2 жыл бұрын

@@vaguedreams i guess she couldve not defamed him then...

what kills me is the sound of the chair squeaking every time Rottenborne lodges an objection

@emilyedwards9809

Жыл бұрын

I liked to call him Rottenboy. Lol

Mr. R - 'I won't give you anything to argue with me yet' Johnny - quietly '..yet..' and laughs. Man totally stole my heart with his personality.

I lost it when the lawyer says "we're going to fast-forward in time", Johnny responds with "I can feel it"! 😆😆😆

@careip

2 жыл бұрын

😆 🤣 😂

@Paultimate7

2 жыл бұрын

Also loved that

@christ510

2 жыл бұрын

Right!

@irenerattray7742

2 жыл бұрын

🙄🙄🙄

@irenerattray7742

2 жыл бұрын

😡

"Let's not waste the court's time." Says Heard's lawyer as he asks the same question 4 times.

@memyselfandi3925

2 жыл бұрын

Did he read that right?

@stevestm1

2 жыл бұрын

@@memyselfandi3925 😂

@zusjevanlicht

2 жыл бұрын

That was such blatant tactics that it was probably completely counterproductive for the jury. We saw it, more than likely they félt it too...

@aparke22

2 жыл бұрын

@@zusjevanlicht Exactly. The tactic Heard's lawyer was attempting, failed miserably.

@ashleymisso1796

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHH

Let him cook is the perfect line of how Johnny handeled all this

Its that " were you there? " that got me😂. Savage 😂

I love how she's allowed to rant endlessly about her dog stepping on a bee, but he can't actually say anything relevant without it being hearsay :)

@WarHeroA21

Жыл бұрын

Of course Johnny's lawyers are gonna let her go on and on about dogs and bees and megapints and whatever have you that has no relevance to her case. You think they're gonna stop any of these mooks from making driveling maroons of themselves for a second? Remember kids, never interrupt the enemy when they're making a mistake. It's rude.

@diegopadilla3309

Жыл бұрын

@@WarHeroA21 thanks I’ll but that down in my pirate law

@peakey8874

Жыл бұрын

@@WarHeroA21 yeah bro for this trial they were on a very strict time limit they just wasted so much of there time that they couldn’t form a rebuttal case which was great for johnny

@oleggorky906

Жыл бұрын

I agree! It’s impossible to testify if you are asked a question and then an objection is forwarded only three words into the reply. 🤣🤣

@Meacham777

Жыл бұрын

The more you say hearsay the more guilty you look

I love Johnny! He’s not putting on an act, unlike AH. She’s defrauding the whole judicial system.

@watchme6848

2 жыл бұрын

@@potverdorie2386 no, we weren't but there's enough evidence that she's the abuser.

@Natalee956

2 жыл бұрын

She’s a joke And she F herself, nobody will hire her after all the headaches she gave him. A good man Never been charge and obviously not violent She’s the only one with a problem

@serenaleaghgrace5023

2 жыл бұрын

yep

@Natalee956

2 жыл бұрын

@@anamunitic1374 she’s evil he’s not She’s lying he’s not

@Bodhi_Music

2 жыл бұрын

The tissues in front of Heard get about as much use as condoms in a senior center

0:56 “You were drinking pretty heavily” “Were you there?” lmao 💀😂

@jamescarr1265

8 ай бұрын

💀💀😂😂

@donnydeutsch8258

Күн бұрын

I had a coworker make me a where you there T-shirt

I love how she’s crying her eyes out while he’s having a good time 😂

1:37 When he stopped talking and looked up as if he thought "oh yeah he's gonna say it" and smiled afterwards. Honestly mad respect to this guy.

@mazrio128

2 жыл бұрын

Like a BOSS

@soniamaria1089

2 жыл бұрын

@Nosebleed a cutie indeed

@Lexi_Con

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 And again at 1:51

@AyushGoyalPoker

2 жыл бұрын

I thought as He read his script and waiting for other to do their line.

@stburke123

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious😂

he absolutely won the hearts of everyone all over again by being so funny, confident and truthful

@tamiburke9526

Жыл бұрын

Those funding people never even let him finish an answer!!!

@ellaposy527

Жыл бұрын

absolutely! said perfect!

@edie4321

Жыл бұрын

Because he's an actor. They know how to deceive.

@cunningstunt69

Жыл бұрын

@@edie4321 I believe this is the real johnny, he isn’t deceiving anybody bc he’s innocent, he doesn’t have to, amber most definitely is trying to deceive everyone but she failed miserably

@edie4321

Жыл бұрын

@@cunningstunt69 He got with a very toxic woman and had a very toxic relationship. In my eyes that makes them both toxic. There are no victims here.

He's cool as ice 🧊, so together, he's an intelligent man.

1:51 is still one of my favorite moments in trial history.

"I poured myself a large glass of wine...I thought it necessary" --This line is more epic than any of JD's movie lines.

@DeeDee-gv8gn

Жыл бұрын

That was such a 'distinguished gentleman ' statement

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

Жыл бұрын

Pirates and 21 jump street still exists, so I must heavily disagree

@SurfergirlKH

10 ай бұрын

I find mega pint much more funny!

@nokaoi6414

10 ай бұрын

He WON the internet that day w/ that statement! 😆🍷

@n.afonso7171

9 ай бұрын

Seems like poetry. 😂😂😂

Johnny saying: "This is hearsay, is not? Your favorite word" while the attorney reads the articles, has me dying 😂😂😂

@mballa101

Жыл бұрын

The best!

@ghoste_8543

Жыл бұрын

Killed me 😹😹😹

@d_lynn04

Жыл бұрын

I though it was only me!!! 😂😂😂

@dstreetz91

Жыл бұрын

Depp on the stand has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Like Depp whenever he said hearsay out loud had me dying because it's true. You can put anything on paper, but unless it's proven true it means nothing.

@6Pope9

Жыл бұрын

7:17

It's insane that Johnny went from a hated abuser of women to one of the most beloved celebrities in America all during the process of this court case. What a wild thing to watch. Reminds me of the OJ trial days where the entire country was glued to the screen and talking about it. Obviously the OJ days were much different as most of the talk was done in person but man the internet was on fire during this Depp case.

That is a man WITH NOTHING TO HIDE. He aired his laundry out and I have nothing but respect for him.

@NoFairyPrincess

Жыл бұрын

@Johnny Depp Yeah, Johnny warned his supporters about people like you. You’ve been reported. And get a life.

Johnny is so calm, concise and in control of himself,stating the facts .

@hifly1929

Жыл бұрын

To me he doesn`t seem to have control. He wants to answer the question but before he`s done, there`s an objection and most of the times he doesn`t have a clue why and smiles a bit. 😆 wich is great entertainment!

@doublexjamy2

Жыл бұрын

I think he seems very in control, in a certain charismatic way, even if he's unsure of all the rules and etiquette. With all his responses, he runs the show

@jamiedavis1182

Жыл бұрын

Unlike that clownie car show put on by his ex. He had to witness that and just be "What was I thinking?"

@dennisrobinson8008

Жыл бұрын

They aren't controlling his emotions.

@giantjohr6904

Жыл бұрын

@@hifly1929 Ew ukraine pfp

So when Depp was playing Captain Jack Sparrow, he was literally playing himself. No wonder those movies did so well.

@McDubs-sv2eo

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

@sarahbrower2453

2 жыл бұрын

Fax.... No machine.

@ANGELDEV1L

2 жыл бұрын

cuz........ they both drink? thats quite a common thing to do yk..

@jodygoodman8540

2 жыл бұрын

No.... he.was.playing a rendition of Keith Richards ... as a pirate. He is a brilliant actor and we all know it.

@kerstingotz-price2524

2 жыл бұрын

Awesome can't help but shine through in his acting, it has to come from somewhere aye!?!

So good that Johnny can fire back like he does. And also find some form of humor in such a horrible situation.

@johnnydepp5575

Жыл бұрын

❤️Thanks for the endless love and support you have constantly shown me in such difficult moment. I’m forever grateful. I really appreciate your unconditional love to me and every effort exerted by you to cause a change…Where are you watching from?

"you read that very very well"

“Is that the same one I signed three times before?” 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Johnny, we love you ♥️♥️♥️

@merika206

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@aleciawimer8506

Жыл бұрын

Rotten was wasting the court’s time!

“A Mega Pint?” The delivery on that was so funny.

@CelineV95

2 жыл бұрын

A guy made shirt with the phrase

@johnnyplatis

Жыл бұрын

There is already a meme with that!

@tamitribbiani7907

Жыл бұрын

Yeah you can tell Johnny is trying to hold the humor in but just can't do it lol.

@ashleyhoughton8592

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely the best response

@Tortle226

Жыл бұрын

I agree, that pause was incredible

Johnny would make a good lawyer, he goes over everything meticulously in a calm, positive manner! Love the way he picks up on everything!

@Johnnydepp09

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for your continuous love and support…. How long have you been a fan??

How Johnny kept his cool is a rhino of wonder. As JJ always says, if you tell the truth you don’t need a good memory or to get flustered. Go Johnny go.

LOL 😂 Even the judge loved his come backs. Everyone can tell he is honest.

@Parrish_Muhoberac

2 жыл бұрын

WELL SAID!

@SwingJake

2 жыл бұрын

You don’t know that

@stevecouldbeme9288

2 жыл бұрын

@Blogger They ask him a question then when he's answering they cut him off and object. If you're being 100% honest a simple "yes or no" isn't being completely honest.

@BeeBeneficial

2 жыл бұрын

@Blogger "He kept dodging" ... yeah about that, he kept being interrupted every 5 seconds. So how do you expect him to answer with the constant "heresey"? They tried to give him a bad name but failed. That's that.

@tradde11

Жыл бұрын

@Blogger Sure. Me thinks you dodged too much in your younger days and hit your head too many times.

“hearsay papers” 😂

@DashCaine040

2 жыл бұрын

Best one 😂

@xDisasterpiece

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed at this so hard 😂😂 Gosh I love this man.

@nataliemoon8204

2 жыл бұрын

I am pretty sure I died there 🙃

@maureenjuarez3427

2 жыл бұрын

That was great, wasn’t it? 😆

@johnc1280

2 жыл бұрын

2:33

I never doubted you for a second Johnny im sorry those despicable people happened to you!

@ngc-fo5te

2 ай бұрын

Funny, in his other trial the judge said he is a wife beater.

I love how he dosent take the attorneys crap and smarts off to them.

His composure is immense. I could not sit for hours on end, being hit with “objection” after “heresay” without taking a walk or anything to cool myself down.

@laughingmask3118

2 жыл бұрын

HERESAY

@Eden_M

2 жыл бұрын

Here, say.. Rotten, Born.

@keishal4930

Жыл бұрын

U have to realize too though. He's had plenty of training with the patience & keeping his composure just dealing with Amber Heard all these years. He's a beautiful person inside/out & the fact that his support team/family has stuck by his side all these years just proves that he's a genuinely great guy. Id feel completely blessed to have a man like him in my life

@frenchexpat5601

Жыл бұрын

He probably smoked a MEGA weed before each session

@daveyo-yo8530

Жыл бұрын

i think that's why cigarettes were allowed in the courtroom (until 2006 in UK). all those long hours must be stressing them a lot 😂

“A MEGA PINT?” His reaction to that was hilarious. “October is 2 months before December. That IS correct.”

@cathyking8013

2 жыл бұрын

that was great !

@GDIBass

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to ask what the difference between a Mega pint and any other pint was, seeing as it's a unit of measurement...

@firstlast-zl6of

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair Johnny was the one who called it a mega pint before and the lawyer was quoting him

@BarryMaitlandStuart

2 жыл бұрын

@@GDIBass "Is that metric or imperial?"

@chadrat39

2 жыл бұрын

It can actually be one month or two months.

Johnny is now more loved and respected than ever, the total opposite of what amber wanted. Moral of the story: Be truthful and honest in all things, do good then reap the benefits. Otherwise face the consequences when the justice of the universe comes around to you

It is so satisfying to watch Johnny Depp make total fools of her and her counsel. He is cool and smooth as ice.

"Maybe they're hearsay papers." 😂

@reynaolvera7526

2 жыл бұрын

I think this is my favorite one ☝️🤣

@travisadams6279

2 жыл бұрын

@@reynaolvera7526 Haha, mine too.

@kobygraham8726

2 жыл бұрын

Which in that is in ? 😂😂 i missed it

@starseed6632

2 жыл бұрын

At 2:32

@susiefrades-white3088

2 жыл бұрын

YEP! his remarks are sassy, I am SHOCKED that the judge did not warn him to shush up lol

GOD Amber's lawyer is so irritating. Asking him the same question like five times in a row, asking him questions and then not even letting the poor man speak. And Johnny just stays so cool through it all. Gotta love him

@firstlast476

2 жыл бұрын

hearsay . 😂

@helenthompson7317

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he’s trying to rile him to “show” him being angry

@rickyramirez7556

2 жыл бұрын

It's a scheme to get him upset. To prove what amber is saying is true. Which isn't.

@stevenmcburney8167

Жыл бұрын

@@helenthompson7317 yeah and he’s just making himself look like a clown in the process

@KingInky13

Жыл бұрын

And then has the gall to say "objection, asked and answered"

When you have the TRUTH on your side, it’s easy to be comfortable in your response. 👍🏻

He was so calm , didn’t look in different directions while talking, brief answers if this shows anything it shows how confident and obvious he was

I've never seen Johnny on this level of serenity during a serious matter such as this. Kudos to Johnny for keeping calm while responding with common sense and wit.

@dreadrockadrian

2 жыл бұрын

I know I couldnt do it. thats truly a talent. What character!

@webcityguymyclubb4032

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny’s “serenity” comes from “being in the right” and speaking Truth”.

@funky_tree

2 жыл бұрын

@@webcityguymyclubb4032 because he is

@bdperry576

2 жыл бұрын

you don't know him and he doesn't know you. It's genuinely weird that you commented this.

@imacenagirl

2 жыл бұрын

He has the patience of Job, no way could I have maintained composure

He’s so funny and respectful despite what he’s going through.

@shotbyumar

Жыл бұрын

@Johnny Depp BRUH

"October IS two months before December. ...That is correct." The way he casually delivers it, shows that he absolutely doesn't care.

He is so funny....I love him

the AMOUNT of times that lawyer kept wrongly cutting Johnny off disgusts me. How cruel a person can be in court.

@dio2599

Жыл бұрын

It’s not cruel, the guy is just bad at his job. He obviously has no idea what he’s doing, so he’s just randomly throwing in “hearsay” constantly hoping it does something.

@LTSRIDE24

Жыл бұрын

He doesn't need or want to listen to his extra jibberish!!

@eric6517

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, Johnny's female lawyer was doing the same to Amber Heard.

@ESLsquad

Жыл бұрын

from what I heard, that seem to be some kind of techniques.

@jsmum196

Жыл бұрын

Yes, he is team rotten born.

The face he makes after "did I read that right?" and "is that your signature?" gets me everytime 😂😂😂

@ProfessorMM

2 жыл бұрын

Same, you just know he's trying not to laugh at this di*khead 😂

@peterchristopher6631

Жыл бұрын

Hello sweetheart 🌹

@SurferFille17

Жыл бұрын

I know a girl who has a similar name but en français: ISABELLE she thinks you have a beautiful name and love how it spells

@SurferFille17

Жыл бұрын

me too! what a sense of humour and such calmness he displays, I friggin' love it!

@coreybrown3835

Жыл бұрын

He said is it th3 same one I signed three times before 🤣🤣🤣

I love his facial expressions lol, his comebacks are so him!! Lol

1:12 for the mega pint hahahaha

"maybe they were hearsay papers" gets me everytime lmao

@metalmayhem3622

Жыл бұрын

I love that the judge is like "lol... alright" to that. 2:30

@lezel4swarts

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@Sparkplug2286

Жыл бұрын

Yes! He brilliantly made BornRotten look like a jackass every time he said hearsay, just by beating him too it and saying it was his favorite word. Every time BornRotten said it after that, he had to have felt the sense of everyone wanting to laugh, and I love it.

"Were you there ?" In the mosst soft spoken voice ever, but packed with unspoken sassiness I love it

@shirleyminassian1547

2 жыл бұрын

Yes...I loved that question n it was so on point !! Rottenbum is useless n unintelligent....hope he loses his Job cause he's embarrassed ppl in his trade!!!

@namastewellness

2 жыл бұрын

He did a great job of not crossing the line to contempt 😂

@Junipher0928

2 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with you. That's so hilarious and on point!!!

His comebacks are so awesome! That goes along with his funny sense of humor ❤️

@Johnnydepp09

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for your continuous love and support…. How long have you been a fan❤??

Hearsay papers killed me hahaha

“Mr. Depp, with respect. We’re trying to respect the court’s time and the jury’s time. That was not my question. My question was…” JD, “I understand, when you take five minutes to look for a document.” Hilarious! 😂

@musenw8834

Жыл бұрын

Rotten born making his hypocrisy too obvious. AH legal team annoying the jury, JD legal team amusing the jury.

@susanschroeder3512

Жыл бұрын

OH MISSED!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO! ;) ;) ;)

@moresells

Жыл бұрын

Amber's lawyers are so disrespectful, one more than the other, especially that man! Such bad lawyers, how the heck did they even pass their bar exam?! maybe they paid for it. They can never let J.D. say 2 words without interrupting him so rudely. Just awful, they are! But Amber, can babble away all she wants. She's as rude as her lawyers. No wonder why they represented her, ( So badly , actually )! She deserves every thing she gets. After all this, I wonder who would hire her lawyers?

@jenniferdalwood1789

Жыл бұрын

DiGa1481: Yeah, that is hilarious. He is really funny. I like that come back that he did. Lawyer: You were drinking pretty heavily. Johnny Depp: Were you there? I love that 🤣🤣 Exactly, were they there at that time?

@tinavasquez7206

Жыл бұрын

I. Was. Dying. 😂😂

I love the part when: Lawyer: You were drinking pretty heavily. Johnny Depp: Were you there? That is a great come back. I love that lol 🤣

@lutherhaugen741

Жыл бұрын

Johnny is so hilarious 😆,how long have you been he’s fan jenni ?

@jenniferdalwood1789

Жыл бұрын

@@lutherhaugen741 Since I've discovered him in Edward Scissorhands, I was in high school when I was 13 back in 1991.

@lutherhaugen741

Жыл бұрын

@@jenniferdalwood1789 wow that’s being a long time ❤️‍🔥,so which part of the world are you from ?

@MeijerInkie

Жыл бұрын

Great answer 😃😃

@nickylangworthy1306

Жыл бұрын

Interpretation is a perception conclusion ! Xx ❣️ GIFT ❣️ Johnny is so right !

“You read that very, very well.” Like complementing an extremely annoying child 😂😂😂😂

this was literally therapy for johnny, getting his story out. and i am glad to say that he has won after 7 weeks.

@davinastanton3865

Жыл бұрын

Me too. 🌹

@leannmeddings4068

Жыл бұрын

I agree. I'm so happy for him. It's hard to get out of those relationships. He has a lot of people that truly care for him as a person.

@Sparkplug2286

Жыл бұрын

Was it really only 7 weeks?! Wow it seems so much longer than that for some reason.

@dabenja1822

Жыл бұрын

Very true!

@Exorcist364xs

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel the same way, win or lose he wanted to tell his side. And bonus for winning. I never once believed the allegations but it’s insane how he never got to say I didn’t do this. I’m glad it was televised.

He’s freakin hilarious in real life just like he is in the movies. It’s cool to see that that’s how he really is. Probably a huge breath of fresh air in that courtroom

@wafflewoman4769

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!! Love his droll sense of humour!!🤣🤣

@jackibierman2246

2 жыл бұрын

And let's not forget eye candy!!

@heatherholyland157

2 жыл бұрын

He’s simply adorable 🥰

@jackistevens4684

2 жыл бұрын

Yep...I love his humor, always have. Don't ever lose that sense of humor Johnny, please.

@AdMBandLeader

2 жыл бұрын

Very much so. In fact you can see the genuine humor of Johnny in the character Captain Jack Sparrow. It was a character wherein he put much of himself, as he said once in his stand replying to a question.

“As long as your happy, sir” - Depp

"Did I read that right?" "Yes." (Repetition insues...)

He seems a lot more likeable giving testimony than Heard does. And a lot more honest!

@rosaliemaher2476

2 жыл бұрын

He's made his living acting, and this may be the role of his life if he is to keep acting. Amber is giving it her best effort too, but falling short. She needs more acting classes.

@synlion

2 жыл бұрын

Do remember that this is a trial about defamation though. I get it’s funny and cool when he talks back to the lawyers but if he takes it too far, he risks coming off as not actually caring about winning the trial and instead just wanting to publicly drag her through the mud.

@samanthajotie5700

2 жыл бұрын

I am totally against domestic violence but when you got your people drunk on drugs up for days pushing buttons I can imagine she's pretty emotional as you can tell probably gets under his skin probably hit him a couple times sounds like it anyway and her reactions to simple things like scraping her toe or whatever the guy had his finger sliced off and supposedly hitting smashing a phone and hitting her multiple times with a slice of his finger off and all these rings on his fingers and I don't see any major damage on her but I hear a lot of her apologies saying she's sorry she hit him

@DJ-nk4dq

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosaliemaher2476 there are no acting classes that will make Amber a good actress. Johnny is a natural born actor with superstar quality, or the X factor, that cannot be learned or explained. He’s honest, however, and deserves to win!

@Parrish_Muhoberac

2 жыл бұрын

That's the point .... her parents should have immediately changed her name, because she's a liar, to "Amber Shouldn'tBeHeard"

“did I read that right?” “you read that very *very* well” how is Johnny able to remain so calm when he just verbally slapped this lawyer across his sad face. I would’ve been laughing so hard

@JimmyGrl09

2 жыл бұрын

As a Gemini like him, I guarantee to you, I am not that calm!!! Maybe it’s because he’s a male????? I envy him so much!!! ♥️

@aliasofanalias7448

2 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyGrl09 Atrology contradicts basic biology. Nothing can be learned before something has begun learning

@misfitm1457

2 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyGrl09 star signs aren't accurate, we're all different within our signs

@JimmyGrl09

2 жыл бұрын

@@misfitm1457 cool

@sabrinatai31

2 жыл бұрын

@@JimmyGrl09 me too

“Why didn’t I start lopping of digits” this man is just the funniest 😂

One of the many reasons why he is so awesome. So glad he won.

He really is hilarious 😂 Amber HATES that he is so entertaining, endearing , polite and charming.

@Barbierucha1984

Жыл бұрын

And those are all his powers 💪🏻 and she hates that fact 😌

@Visual_Writer

Жыл бұрын

One of the reasons she did it. The other: getting that wonderful attention only female dv victims that speak up can „enjoy.“ All eyes on you, you are a brave heroine, and no one is allowed to question or criticize you.

@dbrooks4641

Жыл бұрын

Haha, she really does hate that but we love it 😂

@genellecampbell5378

Жыл бұрын

@@dbrooks4641 Right?!🥰

@Doriesep6622

Жыл бұрын

He will be back in rehab before the end of the year

I love Johnny Depp! He is honest, relatable, and a real hero.

I love his sense of humor..

@dariusrucker127

Жыл бұрын

Hello, Simple Music can make you sing. a Simple hug can make you feel better, Simple things can make you happy, i hope my Simple Hello makes you smile..

The fact that the lawyer is trying to hard to show Johnny’s temper that he doesn’t have. Just proving Johnnys case even more.

@Marsbound215

2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that.

@deniaridley

Жыл бұрын

This right here.

@ohidontknow25

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I think a lot of people mistook an attempt to infuriate him as pure incompetence. Although I guess it's still incompetence because he took it all and made them look fools.

@bolnet632

Жыл бұрын

The lawyer is trying his very best though, it’s a really tough case for him because there is no actual evidence against Depp

@dantehajime709

Жыл бұрын

Exactly! But good old Johnny boy brought 20 decks of only uno reverse cards

Amber didn’t think he would retaliate after she wrote the op-Ed. She thought he would just get on with it like he did after the London trial. She expected him to just brush it under the carpet as he always did to avoid media attention, to avoid dramas and to avoid any further trouble. I’m glad he decided to get back at her. Tolerating peoples intolerable attitude towards you only teaches them how they can keep treating you.

@maximilian672

2 жыл бұрын

That.

@tr1bes

2 жыл бұрын

I guess 18 months of marriage taught him to express and open up more. His years of hiding since little as an escape doesn't do him any good. Glad he is able to defend himself.

@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ “The Lord is good, a refuge in times of trouble. He cares for those who trust in him,” ‭‭Nahum‬ ‭1:7‬ ‭NIV

@ykshay

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the op-Ed?

@valueinyou9931

2 жыл бұрын

Not only do I believe you are spot on based on a personal slow death multi-year marriage in which I cowardly allowed it 'for the good of the family'...not only does it teach people they can keep treating you that way, but it also sends a horrible message to your children and even yourself - of accepting projected unworthiness. An underlying, not nearly talked about enough disease that plagues this world is that for a million reasons it is inhabited by people who feel utterly unworthy of love.