Top 5 Ways to Defeat Chaos Permanently | Warhammer 40k Lore

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Chaos is scary sure, but they aren't unbeatable. In fact there are multiple ways Chaos can be permanently beaten forever. here are the top 5 best
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  • @majorkill
    @majorkill4 жыл бұрын

    Major's attempt to confuse the demonetisation system attempt #236.... Result : Failure Fund my yellow symbol ass and see some boobies here : majorkill.com/ or Also Fund my yellow symbol ass and see some boobies here : www.patreon.com/majorkill Vote who should be player 4 here : www.strawpoll.me/20318921

  • @Gilly9784

    @Gilly9784

    4 жыл бұрын

    I vote for OMS

  • @flameknightplayz2939

    @flameknightplayz2939

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Gilly9784 OMS for LMAO points

  • @herokiryu2652

    @herokiryu2652

    4 жыл бұрын

    Why not just let the Orks beat them?

  • @pensador6953

    @pensador6953

    4 жыл бұрын

    I recommend arch warhammer for MAXIMUM AUTISM! Also the straw poll you placed is for what game should you stream, NOT who will be player 4

  • @str_brst8979

    @str_brst8979

    4 жыл бұрын

    I vote Arch

  • @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598
    @vincentmiguelg.bastiero25984 жыл бұрын

    Majorkill: *complains about being demonitized* Also Majorkill: *Shut up Timmy before i Paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions*

  • @MajinBradPrime2

    @MajinBradPrime2

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not gonna lie I laughed out loud when he said that

  • @funoff3207

    @funoff3207

    4 жыл бұрын

    @James Adams advertisers sure as shit don't. Especially now they all have to spell out 'we're not racist'

  • @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598

    @vincentmiguelg.bastiero2598

    4 жыл бұрын

    @James Adams Thats also the reason why majorkill is one of my favorite 40k KZreadrs, along with luetin and baldermort because of their respective styles of making their videos. While luetin's videos are informative in the 40k lore and baldermort's voice being perfect for reading about lore, majorkill gives his videos his own personality and it makes his videos unique in the KZread community of 40k and also the fact that he addresses the problems and toxic parts of the community while also actively making the community more inclusive and working with other KZreadrs with collabs , which from what I have seen is quite rare for 40k in KZread (other than alfabusa and some other folks ) and giving half of his profits to his collaborators in some instances (like the guy that made a model of majorkill in total war), which he mentioned in his videos, because of this other than being of one people that got me into 40k, is the reason why I think he is, in my opinion one of the best 40k KZreadrs out there

  • @dic_tater376

    @dic_tater376

    4 жыл бұрын

    The fyukin was kinda cringe ngl

  • @Romczy

    @Romczy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its called cenzorship

  • @ten_of_diamonds7575
    @ten_of_diamonds75754 жыл бұрын

    Slaanesh- A condom. Khorne- Depressants. Nurgle- Penicillin. Tzeentch- Wheatley The Emperor- A book on parenting

  • @NoahDaArk

    @NoahDaArk

    3 жыл бұрын

    All Of Them: The Doom Slayer and a Bible

  • @tigerii10.5cmpog4

    @tigerii10.5cmpog4

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wheatley from portal?

  • @convoy034

    @convoy034

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NoahDaArk a combine of doom slayer the Bible and the grey knights Edit: oh yeah and the angry marines

  • @moretech

    @moretech

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tzeentch: Anti-psychotics

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55

    @GreaterGrievobeast55

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tigerii10.5cmpog4 of course! All tzeentch’s schemes will be ruined by the Cores endless stream of terrible ideas!

  • @fachagarmin
    @fachagarmin4 жыл бұрын

    #7: Gork and Mork stop fighting each other and start fight Chaos

  • @thornwolf4234

    @thornwolf4234

    4 жыл бұрын

    If that happened.... I doubt they would have a way to prevent the pissed off godshrooms from eating them.

  • @wrath2501

    @wrath2501

    4 жыл бұрын

    They won't for the explicit reason that Gork and Mork only see each other as worth fighting right now. They know a fight with the other gods wouldn't even be a fight. Currently only the Tyranids and the Necrons have even slightly gained their attention.

  • @enricopaolocoronado2511

    @enricopaolocoronado2511

    4 жыл бұрын

    I believed that happened either in Fantasy Battle or Age of Sigmar. Not entirely sure, though.

  • @christiandauz3742

    @christiandauz3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    They lost At full power Chaos will beat anyone else Ahriman was able to teleport all of the Ynnari to Tzeentch's personal area where they were slaughtered even with the help of the Phoenix Lords

  • @poisonsumac4565

    @poisonsumac4565

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@wrath2501 What about khorne or Khaine? I'm pretty sure gork/mork would love to go to (and I quote) "A PROPAH WAAAAGH TA KICK YER TEEF IN"

  • @arriasinsanite4886
    @arriasinsanite48864 жыл бұрын

    "chaos is not natural, galaxy was fine before, and will be fine after" holy shit that some true loyalist right-there.

  • @septimus7524

    @septimus7524

    4 жыл бұрын

    But he is NOT incorrect. Think about it.. If the Chaos Gods were truly an integral part that the mortal psyche couldn't live without, then why was the mortal Psyche of the Eldar, Necrontyre, Orks, prehistoric Humans, every minor race, and even the Old Ones perfectly fine without them? I find it BAFFLING that people will defend the existence of Chaos by claiming we cannot live without them, Because they are manifestations of emotion, thoughts, and concepts. Which simply cannot be true, for that would imply that THEY created these thoughts and concepts. When, in the lore itself, its said that they are the RESULT of it

  • @generalracoon1049

    @generalracoon1049

    4 жыл бұрын

    Timber Wolf Literally the Emperor/Magnus Chaos debate

  • @darkdevil6508

    @darkdevil6508

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@septimus7524 Tread lightly little pup , eyes prey upon you from unsuspecting corners. On a serious note , i agree with you completely. And to answer your dilema , the reason why quite a significant amount of fans defend the complete eradication of chaos is in my opinion corelated to IRL aspects about life. Such as living in a world where nothing is wrong may seem boring to an astounding portion of people , or the concept of needing death to exist in order for life to have meaning or any value. They apply these concepts and ideas to chaos s existence in warhammer. Also , some hide their true intention , they just like the carnage ( dont worry they will be dealt with by the inquisition eventually ). It s just hard for some to comprehend that some very bad things , irl or fiction , have no value to justify their existence in any way shape or form. These people often believe everything has a role and meaning including the despicable. They would be first to admit otherwise in case they ever came to the knowledge they will be directly affected though.

  • @alexanerose4820

    @alexanerose4820

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Timber Wolf I would say that they are the origin of said thoughts and emotions but once such a thing reaches critical mass (enough people are experiencing them) such thoughts and emotions became self-aware just like it did for the DC gods and beings. I mean randomly banging on a keyboard would eventually make something coherent, why not thoughts, emotions, and concepts? So yes we can not live without them (or at least their essence) but we can surely live without them being dicks

  • @darkdevil6508

    @darkdevil6508

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@alexanerose4820 I have searched hours strictly on the subject of the chaos gods past inactivity. Every reliable theorist who read the books fully say the same thing. They were always there in a way incomprehensive to us. They just were so unable and weak to manifest themselves that they likely had no conscious or sentient mind of their own. They were in a coma state where they didn t even dream. If somehow the world erases chaos from existence they will revert back to that state until somebody does the unthinkable from his own personal voilition to purposely reactivate them through a massive calamity of exaggerated proportions of suffering or ritualistic offering or faith typical of warhammer galaxy or entire sector in size at the minimum. It s not that we can t live without them. Every real in depth theorist i know believes that nothing bad would happen to the universe if somehow they defeat chaos for good. Problem is they will never be able to kill the 3 chaos gods as they always existed and is speculated that their residue or chaos radiation will never fade away entirely. Even if someone destroys and erases the entirety of their life force ( other beings that can be drawn power from in many despicable ways ) or the entire universe time space erasure they will never cease to exist. They will just be reverted in a dreamless unaware coma state forever best case scenario. They are just that kind of beings that can t be undone. Like some hax.

  • @cancankr8867
    @cancankr88674 жыл бұрын

    Finally Majorkill acknowledges it, I swear I roll my eyes whenever someone tries to go "oh no chaos is like a force of nature and stuff" hell no it isn't, like... at all.

  • @tomgeytenbeek2207

    @tomgeytenbeek2207

    4 жыл бұрын

    The warp, yes. Chaos? Not a chance.

  • @titssnitchtzeentch649

    @titssnitchtzeentch649

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tomgeytenbeek2207 Chaos is just the result of all the shit the universe went through as the Warp is just a reflection of real space. So Chaos is just a natural result, much like global warming or the destruction of the earth humanity might cause, Chaos is the result of the sentient being's miscarrying of the galaxy

  • @titssnitchtzeentch649

    @titssnitchtzeentch649

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Relic 07 The warp is a constant, it's a result. Without the warp, there wouldn't be an Emperor, or Interstellar travel, only the C'than and the Nekrons, without anyone or anything to oppose them. In a sense, Chaos Gods are immortal and unkillable, but that does not mean they are not immune to change. I believe that if the universe was somewhat pacified, the Chaos Gods would turn into benevolent, Order Gods who wouldn't seek absolute fuckfest

  • @titssnitchtzeentch649

    @titssnitchtzeentch649

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Relic 07 Oh yeah but technically they're unkillable since any thought, action or decision empowers them

  • @xXLunatikxXlul

    @xXLunatikxXlul

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@titssnitchtzeentch649 And this is why Doomslayer couldn't touch em.

  • @andonis2102
    @andonis21024 жыл бұрын

    You do realise that another way to beat Chaos is by focusing on the better parts of the Chaos Gods- Khorne: Strength/Honour/Justice Tzeentch: Progress/Magic/Sorcery Nurgle: Nature/perseverance/renewal Slaanesh: Joy/ happiness/pleasure If the entire Galaxy was to focus on these aspects, the Chaos Gods' moods would change, Chaos and the warp would mellow out and then we can focus on the space bugs and robomummies and the Tau. But, obviously, EVERYONE here would think that's a stupid ending.

  • @enslavedfunni1330

    @enslavedfunni1330

    2 жыл бұрын

    And very unlikely that you could A: calm the warp enough for them to change into more mellow gods without killing them in the first place B: for them to even be effected by it

  • @x3dwany371

    @x3dwany371

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@enslavedfunni1330 or you can be a total badass of an emperor who killed a god himself while on life support

  • @blackwolfe9965

    @blackwolfe9965

    Жыл бұрын

    Late post, but this has been in my head for a bit. Well, here's the thing, the common name of the Immaterium dominated by Chaos is a spot on name: the Warp. The chaos gods in their current state are a warped reflection of their true natures.

  • @bluscout1857

    @bluscout1857

    11 ай бұрын

    And is probably VERY impossible because everyone except the tau is basically in huge decline and care nothing for peace at all

  • @JustSomeDude42

    @JustSomeDude42

    10 ай бұрын

    Not sure on Slanesh, partly due to Slanesh technically being an eldar god of debauchery, never really were any good qualities to her in the first place. She’s also pretty much the only one to need people going bat shit railing murder cocaine.

  • @axios4702
    @axios47024 жыл бұрын

    The Tau actually CAN get possesed, I think it was in one of farsight´s novels, a tau water cast got posessed by a demon of Tzeenzch and had to be killed before he summoned a warp storm or something, its more like its very hard for them to get posessed rather than it being impossible, Someone also told me that, in another novel, a tau firewarrior went mad at another Tzeench demon for killing an ethereal and beated the shit out of it with his pulse rifle while yelling "Blood for the blood God!!!" but I´m not too sure on that one...

  • @Prince__Teclis

    @Prince__Teclis

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was against a Slaanesh Daemon. I think it was in the novel Fire Warrior.

  • @antoinecyr2833

    @antoinecyr2833

    4 жыл бұрын

    True the water cast tau was indeed possess. BUT! From what I remember said water cast had been in contact with a chaos corrupted device wich allowed the demon to possess him due to the taint being now stronger on him. So unless exposed to what are basically chaotic radiation , Tau are possibly "immune " to demonic possession.

  • @PumpkinHoard

    @PumpkinHoard

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's not a matter of it being very hard, more that it's just not very appealing. A psyker lights up like a beacon in the warp, attracting all kinds of nasty things. But all beings with souls have a light in the warp that can be seen and MAY attract the denizens of the warp, only deamons and the like prefer to possess those with more power within the warp and in the materium. Daemons generally don't bother possessing regular humans, though there are exceptions. A Tau though? that's even less worth bothering with to a daemon than an ordinary human.

  • @strongback6550

    @strongback6550

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean, if an inanimate object can be possessed by demons, so can Tau

  • @DonVigaDeFierro

    @DonVigaDeFierro

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yea, Tau are warp sensitive, but compared to humans, nowhere as much. Regarding warp sensitivity, humans are for the Tau what the Eldar are for the humans.

  • @dalorasinum386
    @dalorasinum3864 жыл бұрын

    “Uses Timmy voice” but Majorkill your straw poll link took me to a vote on what to stream, not who to stream with

  • @majorkill

    @majorkill

    4 жыл бұрын

    www.strawpoll.me/20318921 I'm a dumbass

  • @notoriousgoblin83

    @notoriousgoblin83

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@howabout4031 why though. what's wrong with reimlez

  • @SpaghettiToaster

    @SpaghettiToaster

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@howabout4031 I really want to see the super nice, soft-spoken Rho in a game competing with professional memers, edgelords and hentai-mongers.

  • @Clarkarius7
    @Clarkarius74 жыл бұрын

    If Emperor Text to Speech has taught me anything, it's that Vulkan could just hug the Chaos out of the Chaos Gods! Khorne? He could not remain angry after a Vulkan hug! Tzeentch? It's the last thing it would expect! Slaanesh? A Vulkan hug is too wholesome to be corrupted! Nurgle? Well let's be honest Nurgle has not had a hug in a very long time...

  • @GMorgan84

    @GMorgan84

    4 жыл бұрын

    What Chaos god could resist Adventure!

  • @redacted985

    @redacted985

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha, good luck trying to hug me to death!

  • @Blargaha

    @Blargaha

    3 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, I'd imagine Nurgle gets hugged constantly by nurglings and his marines

  • @Ballin4Vengeance

    @Ballin4Vengeance

    2 жыл бұрын

    I got sad for Nurgle there for a while

  • @crimsonitacilunarnebula

    @crimsonitacilunarnebula

    2 жыл бұрын

    besides they would get more puppy ki like since vulkan colour in chaos

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis4 жыл бұрын

    Khaine: "So, we just defeated our great enemy?" Ynnead: Nodding and pulling the other gods out of Slaanesh "Indeed." Khaine: "Cool, if you need me, I'll be organising excessive and very erotic bloodsports now we've got no downside for it."

  • @Dudenob123

    @Dudenob123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Isha taking a very long shower.

  • @Prince__Teclis

    @Prince__Teclis

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Dudenob123 Eldar: "Dad! Mom's been in the shower for the past two thousand years! When will she be done?"

  • @diogoteixeira4950

    @diogoteixeira4950

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Prince__Teclis Khaine: Never.

  • @flameknightplayz2939

    @flameknightplayz2939

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe the end times would be the purified warp? Isha replaces nurgle, khaine khorne, and Ynnead for slaneesh? Dunno about Tzeentch tho maybe a combined ceogorach and crone goddess?

  • @chosenofkhorne2951

    @chosenofkhorne2951

    4 жыл бұрын

    Prince Teclis they forgot malal

  • @dembeku346
    @dembeku3464 жыл бұрын

    This video is why i love this channel Luetin is a pro Alfabusa is a legend Majorkill is a chad²

  • @minman7520

    @minman7520

    4 жыл бұрын

    U must be bipolar my dude

  • @eduardojara6955

    @eduardojara6955

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@minman7520 why

  • @hz.kemalpasa2997

    @hz.kemalpasa2997

    3 жыл бұрын

    so innocent..

  • @TheGreatBookofGrudges
    @TheGreatBookofGrudges4 жыл бұрын

    When talking about the Tau: "Daemons have no interest in them"... Yup just like everybody else and this is coming from a Tau player lmao

  • @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think that's like one of the appeals to the Tau, that they are so uncared for that they are kinda cool. Like when you REALLY like a background character in a show even thought they only have like 3 lines but they are so epic that you like it. Or cuz pulse guns go pew pew.

  • @knavenformed9436

    @knavenformed9436

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Watcher-in-the-Dark "We are good" "We are diverse" "Jk we ain't THAT good" Truly epic

  • @christiandauz3742

    @christiandauz3742

    4 жыл бұрын

    The protagonist of Fire Warrior was empowered by Khorne Chaos gives the best power boost. Turn Genghis Khan into Uraka Headhunter

  • @broccoligaming7611

    @broccoligaming7611

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tau got some cool tech though, if they made a battlesuit the size of an Imperator Class Titan, that would make Tau so much more interesting.

  • @Crispifordthe3rd515

    @Crispifordthe3rd515

    Жыл бұрын

    I like the Tau alot tbh. I feel like the hate comes too much from the neckbeards of the tabletop game, and the neckbeard lore junkies. To me, they're (ironically) the most unique faction, simply because they aren't completely grimdark. That's a plus in my book.

  • @jelst
    @jelst4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the advice!

  • @RyanTheMan000
    @RyanTheMan0004 жыл бұрын

    Vulkan: *Kuddly Khocolate Man* Love'm

  • @svensorensen7693
    @svensorensen76934 жыл бұрын

    8:16 What a lot of people don't understand (including the chaos gods themselves) is that The Warp =/= Chaos. The Warp is a reflection of nature. Chaos is a twisted inversion of it that influences the materium so it can feed itself like some kind of cosmic cancer. It is absolutely possible to beat Chaos, and #1 seems the most likely the way GW is going.

  • @Ballin4Vengeance

    @Ballin4Vengeance

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don’t really think WH 40k will ever end It would be, honestly, pretty epic if in 2087, after revivng all the revivable primarchs GW released the last edition of WH… if they survive until then. This could be an ending and it would be just pure awesome.

  • @DD-cq6mm

    @DD-cq6mm

    2 жыл бұрын

    What if the rubber band happens? Would the warp just go back to normal over time?

  • @steveseltz2798
    @steveseltz27984 жыл бұрын

    8:27 That moment where little Timmy goes too far, so far that Majorkill doesnt even tell him to STFU, and goes straight to the point. Majorkill is the one we should send to destroy Chaos

  • @Eagle-eye-pie
    @Eagle-eye-pie4 жыл бұрын

    Chaos god of order. I think you just broke my brain.

  • @emulation2369

    @emulation2369

    4 жыл бұрын

    warp can be a place for gods of any kind,even love...not joking,but love is not as strong as hate or lust so..

  • @michaelsantamaria3053

    @michaelsantamaria3053

    4 жыл бұрын

    isn't that sigmar. like he became the embodiment of azyr the wind of heavan and the the wind of magic is just a distile power of chaos.

  • @tomgeytenbeek2207

    @tomgeytenbeek2207

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@emulation2369 I would say love is stronger, as it is more enduring and has clear purpose, but hate and anger are more intense and will devour anything in their way. More a case of sheer intensity and passion than straight-up strength as a shared emotion of the warp.

  • @titssnitchtzeentch649

    @titssnitchtzeentch649

    4 жыл бұрын

    If order reigns in galaxy then the warp will calm down and it won't be the Chaos but the Order, Chaos will be no more. Also Sigmar became the embodiment of one of Tzeentch's fragment, I love how utterly heretical this actually is

  • @midgetydeath

    @midgetydeath

    2 жыл бұрын

    They exist in Warhammer Fantasy Battle.

  • @armchairphilosopher6880
    @armchairphilosopher68804 жыл бұрын

    "before I paint you black and make you ask a police man for directions" [insert shaq spicy meme]

  • @jacopoarmini7889
    @jacopoarmini78894 жыл бұрын

    you know what truly is chaotic? The fact that Majorkill seems to have become more tolerant of Timmy, almost as if... (deepthroats mic) *he actually did care about him*

  • @CompletelyNormalHuman

    @CompletelyNormalHuman

    3 жыл бұрын

    HERESY

  • @Ballin4Vengeance

    @Ballin4Vengeance

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@CompletelyNormalHuman CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

  • @worldscar6422

    @worldscar6422

    2 жыл бұрын

    But that’s just a theory…

  • @thecreeperking1293

    @thecreeperking1293

    Жыл бұрын

    @@worldscar6422 A GAME THEORY!

  • @andrewhannigan931
    @andrewhannigan9313 жыл бұрын

    The eldar also want their mother-god of healing back from Nurgle. and Khorne seems to be fond of Khaine so maybe Khorne would be willing to get the cronesword back for them in some kind of deal? Maybe under the condition that they ressurect khaine as khaine is a massive genocide advocate which Khorne would probably want around more than Slaanesh

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198
    @olympusgolemoflight71984 жыл бұрын

    “In Timmy voice” But Majorkill, what about a big krumpin’ by the Orks?

  • @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    4 жыл бұрын

    If humans can hold back the Ork tide, then a endless tide of demons certainly can.

  • @olympusgolemoflight7198

    @olympusgolemoflight7198

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Watcher-in-the-Dark But da better da scrap, the better da Boyz fight!

  • @magnum32b
    @magnum32b4 жыл бұрын

    A side note on Chaos, if you will. I'm convinced Chaos knows what it's doing. They MADE sure Horus failed and died at the emperor's hand to make sure he didn't win. Otherwise, Chaos death plan #5 would have triggered. As far as RECENT events are concerned, I think Chaos (or at least Khorne) is finally understanding the true threat of the tyranids. Remember, hive fleet kronus kinda cucked Khorne's forces on the planet Shadowbrink. While pissing him off, it also taught khorne how adaptive the tyranids can be (i.e. when the khorne deamons spawned and charged the swarm, the tyranids abbandoned their usual strategy of cc and blasted the khornits from range). The argument can be made that khorne's intervention in the Baal system was primarily to save the Blood Angels for himself, I think he also wanted revenge for Shadowbrink (and perhaps he developed some strategies against the swarm to boot?).

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_1014 жыл бұрын

    But what if we flood the warp with hugs, compassion and kindness to starve/change chaos?

  • @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    @Watcher-in-the-Dark

    4 жыл бұрын

    *BLAM* Heretic

  • @Santisima_Trinidad

    @Santisima_Trinidad

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think there's a chaos god for that.

  • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647

    @adenosine2electricboogaloo647

    2 жыл бұрын

    Get Vulcan on the line. You might be on to something.

  • @MarshallTheArtist

    @MarshallTheArtist

    2 жыл бұрын

    Slaanesh and Nurgle like hugs.

  • @callumleslie1680

    @callumleslie1680

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vulkan is that you?

  • @nittinillz
    @nittinillz4 жыл бұрын

    "Knelt on the wrong neck" sheesh I'm only like 3 mins in 😵

  • @devingendron2287
    @devingendron22874 жыл бұрын

    3:04 why does Fulgrim have Liver failure in that picture? Why is he so jaundiced? Did someone de-daemon Primarch him and his liver immediately died from all the drugs he did as a 4 armed snake man?

  • @davea.9927
    @davea.99274 жыл бұрын

    Why not do a live stream with OMS?

  • @habibainunsyifaf6463

    @habibainunsyifaf6463

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like heresy

  • @alecspinzon6867

    @alecspinzon6867

    4 жыл бұрын

    Definitely.

  • @blackaua

    @blackaua

    4 жыл бұрын

    I imagine it is as OMS reading from the wiki while Major repeats everything they say mockingly.

  • @Gilly9784

    @Gilly9784

    4 жыл бұрын

    You beat me to it

  • @UnfitNinjuh

    @UnfitNinjuh

    4 жыл бұрын

    OMS: *reads off the wiki* Majorkill: *repeats the last sentence as Timmy*

  • @shaulkramer2963
    @shaulkramer29634 жыл бұрын

    There is one more way. Reduce the corruption and suffering across the galaxy to the point that Chaos is transformed into its ideal form... Slaanesh becomes the embodiment of love, pleasure, joy and contentment. Nurgle the embodiment of stability and growth. Tzeentch of innovation, curiosity and pleasant surprises... and Khorne of righteous fury, and honest competition.

  • @shaulkramer2963

    @shaulkramer2963

    4 жыл бұрын

    But it’s the hardest way... so no one will actually try it.

  • @00784865
    @007848654 жыл бұрын

    That first Timmy joke was so good.

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi4 жыл бұрын

    This could’ve been a ten second video: REMAIN EVER LOYAL TO THE GOD EMPEROR, CITIZEN. FOR THE EMPEROR PROTECTS, ETERNALLY.

  • @durlacosmin4026
    @durlacosmin40264 жыл бұрын

    "Before I paint U black and make u ask a policeman 4 directions" that has to be one of the most Majorkill things I've heard ever.Good shit

  • @davea.9927

    @davea.9927

    4 жыл бұрын

    Packeeeeers!!!

  • @SteveRobertson15
    @SteveRobertson154 жыл бұрын

    The „vag-head-fishweebs“ lmao i subbed with my second account for that

  • @jupiterrising887
    @jupiterrising8872 жыл бұрын

    Emperor: **Post-modern nihilist that hates religion intensely, tips fedora** Also Emperor: **Empowered, preserved, and saved by being worshiped as the central figure of a religion**

  • @blackaua
    @blackaua4 жыл бұрын

    "...and everyone's attempt to cancel them like they've been recently exposed for saying naughty things online or they knelt on the wrong neck." Less than 1 minute in and I'm on the floor wheezing from a spice overdose.

  • @robbiethecontroller9642
    @robbiethecontroller96424 жыл бұрын

    I love the idea of what if Khorne's massive melee weapon some how came into the material galaxy and imagen the repercussions of such power of Wrath and madness?.

  • @principetnomusic
    @principetnomusic4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Lol, stupid Imperial fanboys screaming "Heresy!" all the time Also me: *watches this video* ... HERESY!

  • @taxllax2104
    @taxllax21044 жыл бұрын

    Do what they did to Khorne, he's pretty de-feeted

  • @svensorensen7693

    @svensorensen7693

    4 жыл бұрын

    ayyyyyy

  • @kazhirran

    @kazhirran

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it... Care to explain?

  • @murder1625

    @murder1625

    4 жыл бұрын

    Henrik Brenni Di## feeted

  • @taxllax2104

    @taxllax2104

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slaaneshi broke his back, so he can't walk

  • @patricktarver4573
    @patricktarver45734 жыл бұрын

    WOAH when did we find out the 5th sword was in Slaaneshs palace?!

  • @broman3364
    @broman33644 жыл бұрын

    I hope you do a version for the fantasy setting. This is really good stuff.

  • @laugepoulsen8647
    @laugepoulsen86474 жыл бұрын

    You are generally the funniest lore channel, but this video was funnier than usual, and got one of my spare likes just for that

  • @disk1706
    @disk17064 жыл бұрын

    "Feeack": the pinnacle of brilliant censorship LMAO

  • @henrikandreason7261
    @henrikandreason72614 жыл бұрын

    Yes, team up! Damn man you're passionate. It rubs of on us all if you know what I mean. Keep it up!

  • @spcsandbag6517
    @spcsandbag65174 жыл бұрын

    The 4th man has to be Arch Warhammer , nobody else will do.

  • @weaponizedlizardmen360

    @weaponizedlizardmen360

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@CruisingStardust everything

  • @seranonable
    @seranonable3 жыл бұрын

    Good video, although in Horus Rising the one of the Intarex captains imparts on Loken that Chaos was the first power in the universe and will be the last. This is during the exchange that Loken clarifies why everyone in the Intarex keeps capitalizing the C in Chaos, right before everything goes to shit.

  • @ethanevenson3855
    @ethanevenson38554 жыл бұрын

    This was a phenomenal one, nice job mate

  • @passgo8507
    @passgo85074 жыл бұрын

    Your viewpoints are sound and your soundbites are hilarious. Glad I'm subscribed.

  • @mango_popsicle8468
    @mango_popsicle84684 жыл бұрын

    “Knelt on the wrong neck” i almost pissed my self

  • @titanscerw
    @titanscerw4 жыл бұрын

    Chaos: Invincible for corporate purposes.

  • @xboxseriesxoverlord
    @xboxseriesxoverlord4 жыл бұрын

    40k theories: cyber dong jokes. Everyone else: no cyber dong jokes Answer: chose cyber dong jokes

  • @LordAlgammoN
    @LordAlgammoN4 жыл бұрын

    OMG I FINALLY HAVE ACHIEVED THE MANDATE GIVEN TO ME BY THE EMPEROR, WHEN HE SEND ME BACK IN TIME TO DISCOVER THE SECRET OF HOW TO DEFEAT CHAOS,NOW I WILL GO BACK TO OUR TIME LINE AND SHOW HIM THE WAY, THANK YOU MAJORKING

  • @cyrilvidal1834
    @cyrilvidal18344 жыл бұрын

    I've been thinking of this as of late. Thanks man. Cheers

  • @derpbutt9572
    @derpbutt95724 жыл бұрын

    How to beat chaos? Uamee: SQUAT FOR THE EMPEROR, THE EMPEROR PROTECTS US.

  • @williambryan6320
    @williambryan63203 жыл бұрын

    Major kill, you are the best warhammer 40k lore content creator on KZread, bar none. You deserve more views and subscribers, so please continue to upload frequently.

  • @cron1807
    @cron18072 жыл бұрын

    You forgot the tyranid counter to the warp which is that they are all mentally screaming and it actually messes up the local warp when used

  • @ZweenNewFarmer
    @ZweenNewFarmer4 жыл бұрын

    Patch 40.k :D Nice one!

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro4 жыл бұрын

    13:03 In total chaos, anything is possible. Even order.

  • @tomgeytenbeek2207

    @tomgeytenbeek2207

    4 жыл бұрын

    ...what crack are you on? The moment it it becomes order, *it aint too fucking much of a "total chaos" now, is it?*

  • @ryanerasmus4738
    @ryanerasmus47384 жыл бұрын

    Fyackin love your content

  • @HermesSonofZeus
    @HermesSonofZeus4 жыл бұрын

    Loremaster_of_Sotek just gave you a shout out in his video released today. About 8 minutes, 45 seconds in; a little before, and a little after. Mentions a video you did, which I will check out once I get a chance. Good stuff, man. Found your channel through Legend; shared it with a friend.

  • @danc3159
    @danc31594 жыл бұрын

    Really like the music on your videos

  • @RecoveringLoLAddict
    @RecoveringLoLAddict4 жыл бұрын

    4th player should be OMS As the Chaplain ofc

  • @danielwells1734
    @danielwells17344 жыл бұрын

    Glorious indeed. I'm looking forward to the new Necron models.

  • @gusadams1766
    @gusadams17664 жыл бұрын

    I love the midget analogy, this is what we watch major kill for

  • @lesteruhl2951
    @lesteruhl29512 жыл бұрын

    Dude! Have ever watched one of your on KZread with the captioning on?! The Tau is the best! The Towle VS Cows. So glad I'm not deaf, I'd have to walk away rethinking my life choices after reas that bit. 🤣

  • @skitariihunter8758
    @skitariihunter87584 жыл бұрын

    YES THIS IS GLORIOUS

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric25984 жыл бұрын

    I like to think The Warp is a natural part of the universe, Chaos is just this new mold that came because everyone just got "feelings" and "emotions"

  • @theimperialinquisition5009
    @theimperialinquisition50093 жыл бұрын

    All Right Thank you so much for this we'll do This and by do this all of This.

  • @v_artra5399
    @v_artra53994 жыл бұрын

    Hell yeah man, can't wait for space hulk stream! Gonna be funny to see Baldy play though I probably won't be able to understand Valrak, nothing new there though, I'm an American so I don't actually speak english.

  • @vividshock
    @vividshock3 жыл бұрын

    Woa "shut up before I paint you black and make you ask a policeman for directions" thats beautiful

  • @kriysixvector4552
    @kriysixvector45524 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the vid.

  • @reculture
    @reculture4 жыл бұрын

    I for one welcome return of our last and greatest Silent King!

  • @worldsbuffestloremaster
    @worldsbuffestloremaster4 жыл бұрын

    "Or they knelt on the wrong kneck" XD hahahaha

  • @dinocha0s
    @dinocha0s4 жыл бұрын

    2:00 '*in timmys voice*' But majorkill! I know you hate gamza and italianspartacus! BUT where is Arch warhammer? lmao

  • @epiczombiedoctor5961

    @epiczombiedoctor5961

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shit your filthy mouth timmy before I put elf ears on you and show you to vulkan!

  • @theemperorofmankind7706
    @theemperorofmankind77063 жыл бұрын

    Timy:"NO YOU CAN'T KILL CHAOS IT WILL HAVE UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES FOR THE GALAXY!!" Necrons:"haha,pilons goes brrrrrrrr"

  • @Dark_Mastermc
    @Dark_Mastermc4 жыл бұрын

    5:57 good😂🤣

  • @justarandomguy983
    @justarandomguy9839 ай бұрын

    thanks for the tutorial

  • @karlmayhle05
    @karlmayhle054 жыл бұрын

    Question: Does the Imperium know that tau are immune to the warp and if thats true do you think it would benefit them to group up?

  • @majorkill

    @majorkill

    4 жыл бұрын

    I believe so however the Tau despise melee combat which is unacceptable

  • @Killerstar13
    @Killerstar134 жыл бұрын

    Tau may someday evolve enough to have psykers, so that isn't really an option.

  • @murder1625

    @murder1625

    4 жыл бұрын

    they somehow managed made spacemarine

  • @Tensorry
    @Tensorry4 жыл бұрын

    I would love to play space hulk or vermintide with you

  • @Xenophon122088
    @Xenophon1220884 жыл бұрын

    Awesome video! I hadn't considered the Tau, or the Tyranids winning as a possible way to defeat Chaos, though I'd love to see those battles! You're video also makes me think that Games Workshop is the reason Chaos might win, so I guess they worship Chaos in addition to money.

  • @po801_4
    @po801_44 жыл бұрын

    Can you Stream Dawn of War SoulStorm with the Ultimate Apocalypse mod? That would be fun.

  • @dub4sam95
    @dub4sam954 жыл бұрын

    The stream with the other two lads would be great and space hulk would be a great pick!

  • @GSDguy
    @GSDguy Жыл бұрын

    “They knelt on the wrong neck” 🤯😅😂🤯 absolute savage 😂😂

  • @jacobadams6277
    @jacobadams62774 жыл бұрын

    Knelt on the wrong neck lmao I'm using that one

  • @Pyre
    @Pyre2 жыл бұрын

    A T'au victory also creates the opposite circumstances from the War in Heaven. We have no reason to assume that, if sustained long enough, that state of affairs wouldn't unmake the Chaos Gods. Just like the War in Heaven made them to begin with.

  • @Boringspy
    @Boringspy Жыл бұрын

    That point about balding primaries having a tendency towards being traitors would have been a perfect Segway for a keeps sponsorship 😄

  • @leatherjacket9
    @leatherjacket94 жыл бұрын

    I actually love Chaos! Lol! Currently chaos has the galaxy right where they wanted. Confusion, diseases, excess, and war is running rampant. I think 40k must be the Golden Age of Chaos. They actually have conquered the galaxy and have it exactly where they want it. A constant cultivation of fear, superstition, manipulation, and desolation. Even fighting them adds to them. Oh well. You know the chaos gods have won because they are now more concerned with fighting each other than the galaxy. Only when they join forces against a common enemy do you know the chaos gods are worried about losing. Currently chaos isn't afraid of the Emperor enough to join forces... Which may be their undoing.

  • @carlosdavidg7

    @carlosdavidg7

    4 жыл бұрын

    ''Love Chaos'' Dear Emperor, how can HERESY this titanic possibly exist??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @leatherjacket9

    @leatherjacket9

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@carlosdavidg7 since I'm from the warp, the only Heresy i know of is any love for that corpse king on the golden throne called "Emperor". 😁 Little does mankind know, they are creating another warp entity within the warp... Wholey separate from the flesh slab which is sown into their decorative chair. The entity they create, to be their salvation... Will sound the boom of a new chaos god and new eye of terror which will feast upon mankind as Slannesh now dooms all Aeldari. 😏😋😁😃🤣👍

  • @Blackhawk7alpha
    @Blackhawk7alpha4 жыл бұрын

    That stream would be awesome

  • @crusade1764
    @crusade17644 жыл бұрын

    Nice video

  • @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX
    @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX3 жыл бұрын

    knelt on the wrong neck... Now THAT is some subtle spice.

  • @teachdaireteachdaire3701
    @teachdaireteachdaire37014 жыл бұрын

    1st edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay actually included a short entry about the Gods of Law.

  • @NaranuCS
    @NaranuCS4 жыл бұрын

    megalul "knelt on wrong neck"

  • @tusk3260
    @tusk32602 жыл бұрын

    Chaos says: We are INVINCIBLE! Necrons turns their chaos begone switch. Chaos says: THATS NOT FAIR!!!!!!

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus84914 жыл бұрын

    How about we get the Orcs, and unite them under Ghazghkull, then launch a WAAAAAAAAAAGH into the Eye of Terror, so massive that the collective WAAAAAAAAAGH energy of every Orc is able to summon the Orc gods Gork and Mork (or does it go Mork and Gork?) into material existence. Where we can finally get Khorne off his hot red lazy ass off his skull throne and fight Gork and Mork, where Tuska, who by now is probably the size of a Warhound Titan, can launch the final assault against Khornes brass citadel with his oceans worth of Nobs, where Khorne will be killed. How we’ll do this? Orcs. Like in everything. Find a way.

  • @KnightsWithoutATable
    @KnightsWithoutATable3 жыл бұрын

    There is another one: shift the Imperium to a state where humans aren't living in such horrible conditions. This would allow the return of the Imperial Truth and a massive reduction on the emotions the Ruinous Powers feed upon, weakening them enough to be contained. Similar to what the Tua would do, but without the resulting genocide of all non-Tau to make it happen. BTW, there is a way to get the sword: convince multiple Ork Warbosses it is the best sword ever and they just need to go into the Warp and get it. Eventually one Warg will make it and the endless stream of sexless fungus fighters will be a serious distraction in the mean time.

  • @adenosine2electricboogaloo647

    @adenosine2electricboogaloo647

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mega krumpin

  • @jupiterrising887

    @jupiterrising887

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wouldn't work. In case you haven't read the entirety of human history, people who are prosperous and comfortable turn into decadent degenerate turds.

  • @ianlewis523
    @ianlewis5234 жыл бұрын

    Abby the Armless wants to turn the Chaos Gods into tools like the Eldar had with their gods. It is a crazy plan, but it would be cool as fuck.

  • @adamhadamcik385
    @adamhadamcik3854 жыл бұрын

    make version for the fantasy setting please

  • @Gnomkiller2000
    @Gnomkiller20004 жыл бұрын

    Well order discipline and peace through enforcement fear and torture :D

  • @danny_decheeto8300
    @danny_decheeto83004 жыл бұрын

    Oh hell yeah, I would definitely watch the space hulk death wing stream

  • @dragoncat2616
    @dragoncat26163 жыл бұрын

    Meme: you forgot the most effective in defeating chaos is giving Sly Marbo a morale dilemma that cause his angle and demon to appear.

  • @superchuckg4339
    @superchuckg43394 жыл бұрын

    Love this shit!!!! You got the biggest balls in 40k lore fo sho!!!!

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