Theo always has that “why should I spend my children’s inheritance” line.

@travisdk84

3 ай бұрын

i wish, just once, someone would answer him with "so they can make something of themselves instead of being spoiled brats"

“The lady that runs the signs and signals doesn’t like the idea” 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 3:59

@Melle_Tanya_

Жыл бұрын

She ruined everything 😂😂😂😂

@LifeInPink999

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂this killed me.

@WeeFreddy

5 ай бұрын

Comedy gold 😢😢.

@scotthewitt258

5 ай бұрын

I think he missed a signal, because that might be a bad sign.....

@major_xenomorph_emperor4516

2 ай бұрын

He didn't see the flashing lights ​@@scotthewitt258

The first guy is a legend in dragons den’s history

@kreatesse

Жыл бұрын

i feel kinda bad for him. you could tell how trampled he felt. not that his idea is any good, but he believed in it, and seeing the look on his face broke my heart

@Ziggykitty666

Жыл бұрын

He’s like a twin brother of the single egg cooker

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

I just love it. “This huge red sign that glows in light isn’t working so let’s put a little light on it and then you might see it” icon. A no entry sign on the other side of the road. I can’t. Man’s spent £24,000 on rave lights. What’ve you got patent for? Because it’s a good idea. Amazing.

@draculastraphouse7863

Жыл бұрын

@@kreatesse even if the product was good, it would cost way too much and take way too long to just change the current traffic signals.

@bigmedge

Жыл бұрын

Def a legend - & for all the wrong reasons !!

I think I’m slowly becoming part of the Dragons Den community. Anyone else happen to binge watch Kitchen Nightmares? 😆

@fritzwilder8193

Жыл бұрын

Literally what DD clips has replaced for me lol

@t-rexontherun

Жыл бұрын

I used to binge KN. Now I'm all about the DD 😆

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

Dragons Den and Kitchen Nightmares. Yes! Best binge watch when you’ve had enough of using brain power but you’re not the kind of person to watch love island.

@ellemarr7234

Жыл бұрын

@@hollyro4665 Well said! 😂

@kannabi

Жыл бұрын

absolutely!

I wonder if Mussel Man ever runs into Rory hunting his seaweed.

@mohammedal3rbi631

Жыл бұрын

😂

@IIlIlIll

Жыл бұрын

He’s a humble seaweed harvester

@withgoddess

Жыл бұрын

😅

@peterclarke7240

Жыл бұрын

I imagine them warily circling each other, Rory armed with his Weighted net and seaweed trident, Patrick with his mussel spear and whelk fork, contesting territory like two mighty nautical gods of old.

@scienceevolves4417

Жыл бұрын

Perhaps if the areas where they both operate were fitted with plenty of flow signals mimicking the traffic, they could at last find each other 🙂

"I'll listen to you, Derek." - Duncan, continuing to be a paragon of understanding and acceptance

@wezlo8733

8 ай бұрын

Bro literally came to find a comment regarding this, all the dragons are nice deep down but duncan really is the best of the bunch.

@carlrice1774

2 ай бұрын

Duncan:...I don't want to be impolite. Duncan, 1 min later: you win the prize for the worst product ever. 😄😄😄

Duncan: "I'll listen to you Derek" Hahahahaha - whilst Duncan has a lot of top bloke moments on this show, I also think he did this just to drag the other dragons through listening to more of Derek try to waffle on about his idea.

@TalonBrush

Жыл бұрын

Duncan is the real supervillain that we need, but don't deserve.

@hughm1383

Жыл бұрын

He was being extra polite for a moment but then switched to being even ruder than the other dragons with his "worst ever invention" comment.

You know you’ve watched too many of these when you immediately knew the thumbnail of Deborah laughing was from the flow signals 😂

@janlaubscher4282

Жыл бұрын

y

@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307

Жыл бұрын

The laws would have to be changed after you get the government on side!

@Asc11903

Жыл бұрын

Must be money making journey 🤣 watch podcast with Marco pier white Trust me !

@-WhizzBang-

7 ай бұрын

LOL! Yep! I just can't help but feel sorry for that poor guy. He was just so polite and NAIVE!

@hennersss

5 ай бұрын

But it isn't, it's from the mussels pitch.

They shouldn't have been so mean to the flow signals guy. This is how you make a supervillain.

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

Flow Signal needs to be a villain in a megamind sequel please!

@QuickxScopexKing

Жыл бұрын

It's for his own good, he's deluded in his thinking people can't understand or see big red signs on the road that people have to be tested on to drive

@QuickxScopexKing

Жыл бұрын

His argument is only valid for people with poor vision probably like him being old has problems focusing and remembering the signs

@over50andfantabulous59

Жыл бұрын

It might be helpful for the elderly or in a fog situation.

@jorahsinclair8589

Жыл бұрын

'Flow Signal' - master of chaos and diverting traffic the wrong way!

Funnily enough, they're the sort of pitches I keep enjoying coming back to. 😄

@seanA416

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. These pitches are the most entertaining!

@J.W.Brogan

Жыл бұрын

The producers know what they're doing.

@GoldenLion2004

Жыл бұрын

The fails are always more fun to watch

“Duncan, will you listen to me for five minutes??” 👁👄👁 _”I’ll listen to yer Derek.”_ 😭💀💀

@richard7645

10 ай бұрын

That was soul destroying 😈

@rachel.mcgowan

4 ай бұрын

More like five seconds 😂

Theo the Fetus and Peter Jones play spooning, laying in bed, giggling and looking at one other asking "can you feel that?" sent me over the top!!! 😂😂

@1337murk

Жыл бұрын

Pizza Jones*

@thealien_ali3382

Жыл бұрын

They were doing the do

The mussel guy was really unprofessional about everything. He didn't even research the population of mussels out there and what the sustainability level would be... and that drawing lol looked like a connect the dot dragon 🤣

@livgeneral6487

Жыл бұрын

I would have been out with just one look at that diagram b4 he even said anything. Which sounds rude but I mean your asking people for large sums of money here like come on dude lol

@v8cool168

Жыл бұрын

It was like watching a weird weather forecast.

@mp5k9mm1

Жыл бұрын

It scares me that his job was to literally read maps...

@peterolausson4065

11 ай бұрын

The sustainability question made no sense. He was talking about a farm, not fishing wild mussels.

@outsideconfidence12

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@peterolausson4065you do realise that he was gonna farm wild mussels… you cant reproduce fish the same way you do farm animals, you always catch them wild. Thats why sustainability is key and why overfishing exists……..😂

Bless Duncan for trying to be polite for listening. He was so sweet 😭🤣

@zydhas2838

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, he kept his tone pretty polite while proceeding to rip the man to pieces. Though to be fair being harsh might have been a mercy.

@nomiherbst.4506

Жыл бұрын

@@zydhas2838 sometimes one needs tough love in order to realize that their invention is really not needed or useful.

@ezeprince7693

Жыл бұрын

So sweet you say ! 😂😂😂

@pedronied

Жыл бұрын

To contrast with the times he is happy to humiliate the pitcher. He's a wild card.

@nomiherbst.4506

Жыл бұрын

@@pedronied I feel like both Duncan and Peter are wild cards. Sometimes Peter can be so gentle with a pitcher and other times he rips them a new one.

First bloke legit thought he’d invented the wheel, the telephone and the aqueduct all in one. “I’ve got a patent because it’s a good idea” 😂😂😂🃏

@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandS

9 ай бұрын

Seriously. All you need to do is think about the learning curve something like that would require. Everyone that drives would need to be tested again using those signals lmao

@DustyyBoi

6 ай бұрын

​@@AgamemnonVsSocratesAandScalling it a learning curve is a bit much. i mean, red means no, green means yes

@danielshore1457

6 ай бұрын

​@@DustyyBoi I mean he is right because if an accident happens they could easily turn around like idk what that flashing means

I literally screamed at the last pitch, they literally drew a line down the middle of the bed 🤣🤣🤣

@RPI79

8 ай бұрын

No, they sewed a line down middle ya I'd!ot.

@iraboss6691

8 ай бұрын

​@@RPI79oh well that makes it investable so does it

@AsiaDanceScene

2 ай бұрын

It is almost identical to a scene in a terrible comedy movie

Layline sheet! That was so bizarre and bonkers! I never thought that I’d see this on TV! Is this for real?! Well done for James Caan handling the matter with respect!

@scienceevolves4417

Жыл бұрын

Could sell a few during lockdowns I would imagine? 😉

@anovosedlik

6 ай бұрын

Should I ever decide to divorce my husband, I would gladly give him the layline sheet to subtly hint it to him

The second bloke was the perfect example of someone from the RAF, they can work out the square root of anything but ask them to tie their own laces and they fail.

If I had a pound for every time Theo P mentioned 'my children's inheritance,' I would be a rich woman.

@ifwecouldvote

Жыл бұрын

I calculated it. It's 134 times. You must be broke asf.

@georgesaddington1274

Жыл бұрын

Your children's inheritance 😂😂

@bogboy90210

Жыл бұрын

I hope they all become artists and singers in Shoreditch.

@Vollification

10 ай бұрын

@@bogboy90210 Maybe they take up mussels farming in Spay Bay :p

@scotthewitt258

5 ай бұрын

Probably have more money than his children are getting!

"My advice would be, take some advice" - James Caan

20:47 deborah’s reaction to his question is everything 😭

"Turn away and you will see this in your peripheral vision, go to sleep and you will see this in your nightmares, the lights creeping slowly towards you"

6:00 "This is ridiculous. And for that reason I'm out" 🤣🤣🤣 I feel like I could use that quote everyday in a variety of settings.

"The only industry here is whisky, farming and stalking" *Looks nervously at Duncan*

@pr0kris

3 ай бұрын

He forgot about seaweed hunting

"could one of the other dragons please interrupt me" 🤣🤣

8:40 "there's a sign there that way" absolute GOLD

@random-nz7dy

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@SandrineAnterrion

Жыл бұрын

Cruel

Imagine you're trying to give a serious pitch but the dragons keep laughing.

He needs a flow signal to know they're out.

@masterblast4069

Жыл бұрын

Flow signals down the stairs turn on when they're all out.

@TheSikadelik

Жыл бұрын

aah poor Derek. lol atleast Duncan listened to him a little bit 🤣

@GovindNamboothiry

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

HAHA My children's inheritance!! He loves that line! Theopa Fetus!

There are actually couples who sleep better and have better relationships when they sleep in separate beds. I feel like that’s a better solution to the “problem” the Layline is supposedly addressing. Snoring, blanket hogging and people who roll around too much in their sleep are the kinds of issues that cause problems when sharing a bed, and none of those are solved by a little stitched line that someone needs to actively feel around for. It’s a joke gift for a very specific “lol I can’t stand my spouse” market but I have no idea how two people thought it was a product that would carry any business, let alone an investable one.

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

If you can’t move over a bit in bed without arguing just call it quits honestly. If your relationship can’t handle a cuddle in bed just give up and move on honestly. The things people find to argue over is insane.

@scienceevolves4417

Жыл бұрын

@@hollyro4665 how about disagreements in KZread comments section? 😝

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

@@scienceevolves4417 it’s worth it for iconic comments like that

@intrepidtomato

Жыл бұрын

We are part of that group and I couldn't agree more. Together time and sleep time are just two different times for us and it works fine. We only sleep together for the full night every so often and kept two double beds.

@renownedbandanawearer1345

Жыл бұрын

@@intrepidtomato That’s awesome, there’s no reason a relationship that works in every other way needs to be jeopardised by sleep deprivation caused by trying to co-sleep when that’s just not your style.

❤🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂21:39 HILARIOUS Jones: 'most men get excited about that' 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 ❤

More of these! Let’s be honest, this is what we’re all here for! Love to see people succeed but this is reality tv trying to mask behind real business. More failures= More views

James Khan was a great dragon. Always respectful no matter how silly some products were.

@BenjaminGoose

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, shame he tried to buy a baby and scammed an entrepreneur and stole part of her company.

@hommefataltaemin

5 ай бұрын

@@BenjaminGoosetried to buy a baby?? What on earth?

@sticklebacketienne

Ай бұрын

@@hommefataltaeminyeah for £1000. It’s insane

"I'll listen to you, Derek" God, I miss Duncan 😅

Their reactions at 7:29 are pure gold

I wish we could see what the Dragons actually write in those notebooks especially for the wacky inventions.

@harrydavey9884

Жыл бұрын

I seem to remember they're writing down points of question during the pitch, to ask when the pitch is done.

Poor Derek. I hope he's ok.

@eamonreidy9534

Жыл бұрын

He kept pushing this for a long time. Tried crowdfunding before giving up. Started a new company then with traffic safety in mind. Still not going anywhere

@richard7645

10 ай бұрын

He clearly didn't see the signs of this being an awful opportunity

@nbvw3

5 ай бұрын

@@richard7645 He was in the flow.

"The prize is yours" had me squealing 😂😂😂😂

"I will listen to you, Derek" 😂😂

You guys laugh all you want, but this guy went on to win a Nobel Prize for sequential LED light engineering. He is now a billionaire and owns 17 Rolls Royces.

20:40 "Who wants to get into bed with us?" (awkward smile)(crickets) hahaha

8:40 Theo: There is a sign that way😂😂

"A bit of stalking, the good kind" I choked on my own saliva at that one

eventhough the first guy can’t make signs or start a business, he’ll always have work with that voice. what a voice.

Australia has “Wrong way, go back” signs everywhere.

Derek couldn't quite read the signals that they were out. Maybe if they put a flow sign next to the dragons it would be better.

@nonnegotiable2777

Жыл бұрын

Leading to the elevator haha

the layline (boundary) sheet is the most British product ever.

@ouroborostechnologies696

Жыл бұрын

*English

@janeclarkson8471

Жыл бұрын

Single beds is the answer. More healthy too and you can toss and turn endlessly without worry. If you need a bit of “how’s your father” share the single for your shenanigans! I love sleeping singly!

@hollyro4665

Жыл бұрын

@@janeclarkson8471 I couldn’t do single beds. I like having my partner there but I also like to at least have a three quarter even on my own. I don’t think my 6ft fiancé would appreciate a single bed either. But at least we all know we don’t need a sheet divider 🤣

James is always giving great advice even if he doesn’t like the product and not very rude

I always liked how respectful and polite james khan is, even when the pitch is awful

would love to be sat next to this traffic flow guy on a flight! riveting journey!

My heart actually broke for Derek.

@nkrav7160

Жыл бұрын

He's a silly goose

James Khan always respectful. Love it.

I felt like all the dragons in the first pitch sat down contemplating their life choices

Please show the videos that all 5 dragons invest in one product/business.

I'm surprised Duncan and the exercise chair failed to make the cut .

@user-wickedflower

Жыл бұрын

Yes! I forgot about that one😂😂

The traffic light guy went on after the show specifically posting on traffic engineering forums at an attempt to convince the experts on those sites but they were having none of it.

@ryanendoh8750

Жыл бұрын

Do you have any links? I'd genuinely like to see his posts. 🤣

@marchumphreys3865

Жыл бұрын

@@ryanendoh8750 can't miss them all or his posts glow with stupidity in the dark lmfao..

Every now and again you have to re watch this classic

I keep coming back to these to have my dose of laughter. Love these funny pitches

The sheet with the line in it would only work if the line plugged into the mains.

24:43 this is a great line. And Duncan is really losing it. Never seen him crack like that xD

I respect the little sense of humor they had with the line bed sheet lol

No-one even addressed colourblindness in relation to Derek’s flashing lights, that some people rely on seeing the position of the lights to identify them.

A duvet with a stitched line down the middle?? Ridiculous

@mwilliamshs

24 күн бұрын

A duvet is a comforter. That line is stitched into a fitted sheet. They're quite opposite.

The look on Theo Pafitis face is golden😅😅😅

Peter’s face at 20:23 😂💀

1st guys great great great grandson "space vehicles can have traffic coming from all directions, but humans have a limited field of view... so we fit, a flow signal!".

I love how Peter proceeds to insult the Spey Bay guy without him even knowing it after his flippant response about what he did for a living 😂

"Derek there is a sign for you that way" Ouch

Should've included the tube squeeze and the guy who thinks swimming in a mini-sub in a big pool fill only with robot sharks is a great tourist attraction idea in Birmingham pitches

@user-vl6hh9io5x

Жыл бұрын

Also the high-tech bathtub guy

@renownedbandanawearer1345

Жыл бұрын

It’s only Part 1 😉

I wanted to hurt the bed loons within seconds of them starting. My cringe detector is completely ruined.

The bed divider thing that couple pitched was crazy to me. What if you have children? I have 9, and every single one of them were on top of me and my wife in the bed until they were like 5. I woke up out of my sleep one night and one of my daughters was sleeping on my head ffs. I thought someone was trying to suffocate me lmao.

@annem2922

Жыл бұрын

😆😆♥️♥️

@J.W.Brogan

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you needed the first guys street signs.

@roryslaine7896

Жыл бұрын

@@J.W.Brogan Say that to my face ya dog 😂

@thesource9127

Жыл бұрын

I think he was right on "if you going to buy a sheet, and there's a sheet with line in the middle and a sheet without line on a shelf then you would buy a sheet with line" for some few extra bucks.

@adamc3607

6 ай бұрын

@@J.W.Brogan and birth control

Here in Saudi Arabia they used this kind of light signs not on the roads but on car parking spaces on the malls, on hospitals and more. You will know when the area is occupied with red light and then if it's empty on green light. Sometimes there is only a tiny twist to make things work.

@natasha8007

Жыл бұрын

Same in my country, but I honestly don’t know why would anyone need it to tell they’re going the wrong way. Did anyone tell that guy - If the street sign is facing away from you (or is plain silver), you’re going the wrong way?

When I first passed my test I accidently the wrong way down a one way street . It was at night and didn't see the sign at all.

@thealien_ali3382

Жыл бұрын

At night it would have confused you even more seeing a flashing red light

This man has become a walking meme and I love it! 😆

When I feel depressed and my innovation going very badly I see Derek and his flow signal by the mussel man's warehouse on Spey Bay.

Spay bay mussels would likely be very lucrative, but the poor man's pitch with a crayon drawing was just completely laughable. It was also disappointing that he hadn't brought any environmental feasibility studies or research to back him up that it is sustainable.

@Person01234

Жыл бұрын

That's all he needed. You don't need to be a world class artist to make a pitch (though a satellite image is easy enough to get a hold of), but whether his business is going to be gone in 5 years because he fished all the mussels would be nice to know.

@TheEsotericProgrammer

6 ай бұрын

£10 million later@@Person01234

With Derik you see the real meaning of the title "A really nice bloke"

The first guy was onto something when he spoke about lights in parking. Now parking garages got lights to show you open and filled spaces. He was close.

@thealien_ali3382

Жыл бұрын

Exactly if he used the lights for parking spots in fog or snow or even add a app that shows u were the spot is so when Ur near it flashes he would have been successful

@Jayrage

Жыл бұрын

@@thealien_ali3382 lol that is a TERRIBLE idea. you'd fit fight into this video!

@elvickRULES

2 ай бұрын

@@thealien_ali3382yeah encourage looking at an app while driving in a parking lot, what could go wrong 😑

My mum always claims that I obviously have got zero humour - I was laughing from the start! 😂

12:00 ‘I have had no negative comments so far’ 😂😂😂🤣

FLOW SIGNAL!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSS LETS GO!!!!!✊😂

7:32 "I'll listen to you Derek" LOL a pity conversation

I feel like Spey Bay, if the business had been a little more established and the pitch was more credibly presented it might've gotten a bit more interest from the dragons. That being said, a 4% rise in sales over 1 year isn't a totally substantial guarantee that there's a growing trend.

@dosidicusgigas1376

8 ай бұрын

Agreed, especially with food since everything has gone up

Best Dragons Den video 🤣

Yay lunch time special 😋

Ah.. noice! I should start making lunch now, then ♥️

Starting off with a banger

Absolutely mental I like nothing more than waking up with my girlfriend like draped over me. Why you would want a dividing line. Imagine introducing that idea. Darling I’ve bought a bedsheet to keep us apart seems like a micro aggression

Luv it 👍

Some dorks actually spent money & time thinking a lining in a duvet would be a good idea then even thought it better to turn up and ask for investment on national TV? Ha ha haaaaa

I would watch a show of just pitches to James Caan. Such a stand-up fellow it seems.

I want these lights for when I walk home from the pub on a Friday night

I think we all knew the flow signal would be one of these.

Lmao i love flow signs guy When he goes " young suize whose busy doing her make up"

@nicolebannard

Ай бұрын

I'm not sure why he thinks his signals would stop anyone who's that distracted from running into you

James Khan is so respectful to everyone.

Flow signal guy renewed his patent 2022

This is incredible

7:48 duncan nodding his head is so funny

I’m sure that last one was just a wind up one they was laughing most time

The first inventor would have been more convincing if he was selling prescription driving glasses instead😂 The second one risks being labeled the stalker of mussel shore.🤣 And the third one ends up feeling up the other anyway before they realize they've already crossed 'the line' again! Considering this, they would have been more convincing if they had sold pillows that don't loose their feathers🤣🤣🤣