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These are the Top 20 best quotes about Food:
- Never eat more than you can lift. -Miss Piggy
- You are what what you eat eats. -Michael Pollan
- Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. -Jim Davis
- In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait. -José Simons
- He was a bold man that first did eat an oyster. -Johnathan Swift
- The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it. -Anon
- I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. -W.C. Fields
- Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch. -Orson Welles
- Ham and eggs-a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. -Anon
- Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out. -Samuel Johnson
- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. -Anon
- The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. -George Miller
- Humour keeps us alive. Humour and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing. -Joss Whedon
- Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. -Bob Thaves
- I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen”. -Anon
- When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.' -Yogi Berra
- The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. -Mark Twain
- Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and he’s a consultant. -Scott Adams
- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. -Calvin Trillin
- The two biggest sellers in bookstores are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. -Andy Rooney
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