What time did the man go to the dentist? Let me know in the comments! 😊Continue learning English with me by downloading my free ebook "5 Steps to Becoming a Confident English Speaker" 👉 www.speakenglishwithvanessa.com/free-ebook ❤️ >>SHOUT OUT to my amazing student Silvia in Uruguay for hand-knitting the beautiful pink poncho in this video. You rock, Silvia!!!😍

@sudipkhadka1300

3 жыл бұрын

You are such a great teacher🔥 Love your videos from Nepal 🇳🇵❤️

@hwangyookim8482

3 жыл бұрын

Todays lesson was funny and much of the American Jokes introduced this time were closely contact with the pronunciation skills. So possibly I guess the man came to the dentist at “two thirty p.m.” (: Endless Thank You Vanessa and Dan. !

@selamlethiopa9898

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much vanessa 🙏

@ahmedibrahimhassan941

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for this hilarious lesson, the man went to the dentist at a time he had a toothache, that why he went to the dentist. May God bless you and your family and keep you safe.

@jolietuong9852

3 жыл бұрын

When he is too hurry ?

OMG Vanessa these are ridiculous 😂 I LOVE silly jokes! My fave is definitely the field one 🤣 Such a useful video

@mohamedmarko2321

3 жыл бұрын

I love you , Lucy

@lalalilulu9401

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Lucy

@cutetv5433

3 жыл бұрын

😍❤💓💕💖💗😍God bless u my so saweet hero😍❤💔💕💖💗😍 im Cute 😍❤💓💕💖💗😍

@wrestling8199

3 жыл бұрын

I love your comment

@blacklunavejenxiefan1504

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Lucy

- I will not pay the bill! - Why not?.. you ordered 42 coffee. - I said 4 tea, 2 coffee...

@muhammedhimmet6491

3 жыл бұрын

You'r smart!😂

@theresaadly8402

3 жыл бұрын

Good one 👍

@tarekbenmounah7318

3 жыл бұрын

That's so funny😂

@yslslyl622

3 жыл бұрын

Indian English?

@Iamreallynotokay69

3 жыл бұрын

Witty

Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”

@superduperenglishidioms

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, good English learning joke!

@ashbot7624

2 жыл бұрын

oof

@ejajshaikh3704

2 жыл бұрын

areeeee😬

@rakshith9820

2 жыл бұрын

It's 🤣

@maggieadcox3751

Жыл бұрын

Haha

Even fluent English speakers needed the jalapeno joke explained.

@helenamcginty4920

Жыл бұрын

Yer. Wots s jalapeno?

@lucya8916

Жыл бұрын

I got it straight away 😄😆

@GEOFERET

Жыл бұрын

Well, if you only heard it without the transcript shown on screen it's quite clear. My mind refused to read " jalapeno" correctly...

Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.

@yasindertli9293

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I wanna die 🤣

@kzhmxoxo

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@yasindertli9293

3 жыл бұрын

@@highlighter3334 maybe you just dont wanna laugh

@healthandwellness254

3 жыл бұрын

This is funny😂😂😂😂

@ameekim3243

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@angelhurtado8756

3 жыл бұрын

God

@suriyamuthumani4128

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@williamhs1040

3 жыл бұрын

XDDDD

@HardeepSingh-fb1fy

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

Man1 to Man2 : Imagine you are on the eighth floor and the building caught fire, and you have no stairways and lifts usable, what would you do? Man2: I will stop imagining.

@kelvisaisawesome

2 жыл бұрын

Now that’s on fire Get it?

@user-mn5nq3rm7j

3 ай бұрын

LOL. Supercool stuff.🎉🎉🎉

Dad's expression while telling the jokes are the best. He's really into character with these dad jokes🤣🤣. I love these explanations.

She is a cutest teacher and the best teacher 😊who think like me?

@andjelkomarkulin4434

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, 2.94 million people. :D

@carletvunnis2550

2 жыл бұрын

Me

@freemankhan

2 жыл бұрын

I like her and Lucy 😍

A: "What's upstairs?" B: "Unfortunately stairs don't talk"

@Cc-eq3ot

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@maira4382

3 жыл бұрын

Jaksjskak

@l.r.t.781

3 жыл бұрын

@@maira4382 lol

@baslelassefa6668

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@RK-lb6ee

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

I love English with Vanny! The accent and the topic show definitely that American English can be something very beautiful when educated and humorous people speak it.

My favorite shows are « Seinfeld » of all times and « Married with Children ». I am fluent in English but still love your classes, Vanessa. Live and learn! You are the best!❤️

I don't know why always I smiled when I see your face, Vanessa. Does anybody agree here?

@maureenmokami8445

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too 😂

@yenkus3751

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. She's so positive and make me enjoy while get knowledge. Awesome

@tausifahmedarif2675

3 жыл бұрын

yes..her face expression is very pritty and peaceable

@happycom

3 жыл бұрын

Her face is amazing pretty

@user-re4gr8zl8f

2 ай бұрын

It's all about Venessa frequency- she's conquering hearts, literally Quinn 💚 👑

Vanessa, I'm an American living in Antalya, Turkey where I teach English. I loved your video so much that I sent it to about 20 students as well as to the English conversation club. You and Dan are great.

Your husband has such an entertaining way of telling these jokes. He could work as a stand-up comedian. He is really funny. Thank you for the jokes.

@rajendrashrestha2844

10 ай бұрын

I agree with you 🤣

I could listen to this 24/7- a real English teacher right here !!

As an EFL teacher I find your videos really professional and totally agree with your approach to teaching and learning a foreign language. Although I consider myself as an "effective user" of English I watch your videos on a regular basis. They are very motivational, natural, realistic and entertaining. During my years of teaching and learning English I have always been looking for the "curiosties" of this beautiful language, such as onomatopoeic sounds of animals and the like; stuff that are hard to look up in dictionaries. One of the undiscovered territories of English for me is the so-called "motherese" words and I could really appreciate you making a video about those special "baby-words" which mothers and fathers use to talk to their babies. Thank you! And keep up with this amazing channel.

Tooth hurt-y means its tooth hurts so he went to the dentist. When we pronounce it in american accent, it sounds like the time: two- thirty 😂😂

@amalalahmad2387

3 жыл бұрын

LoL!! Thank you for explaining

@sweetie9ful

Жыл бұрын

I guess the same as you, 2:30.......ha...ha.

Have you ever thought about why nicknames are recalled easier than "official" names? On this lesson you will answer this question. The trick is associate an emotion to the word you are learning. Our memory performs better when we associate an emotion to the content we are learning. Thanks Vanessa for putting this "theory" in practice. Please say hi to your husband and to the babies! Thanks for preparing this kind of material. My English is improving everyday thanks to teachers like you!

I love the silly jokes. Thank you, Vanessa! You're an amazing teacher!

Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright😏

@sanaebenali821

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ozzieav

3 жыл бұрын

You made me pee my pants! ;-) LOL

@fairyqueen3867

3 жыл бұрын

😄😄

@Classicsdaily

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😊wow

@lulechium2022

3 жыл бұрын

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired? Because she lost track of her pupils

The policemen stepped out and realized that their police car had lost 4 tires, now they are looking for the thief tirelessly.

@baslelassefa6668

3 жыл бұрын

haahaha

@master_m8068

3 жыл бұрын

Omg! It's a really good way to get some new vocab 😍😍😂😂

@traweler155

3 жыл бұрын

The policemen realized that their police car had lost 4 liters of gas since morning. Now they cruse around and look if they can find it.

@stephen579

3 жыл бұрын

Shouldn't that be 4 tyres?

@indiegente99

3 жыл бұрын

Good one! 😂

I think from these jokes we can learn or increase the vocabularies especially for those who are studying English as their second language. Thanks for this channel.

i learned english by listening to movies( they aren't dubbed in Flanders but have subtitles) and try to figuring out what is going on without watching

The 16th: Everyone has two brains:left brain and right brain. but your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.

@raphaelaquarios5188

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! 😂

@trinitywahyu8740

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@sheikhsaimaalavieasha8557

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent!!

@pulidovpe

3 жыл бұрын

jajajaja

@user-fc5pg9kj8l

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.

@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@hannanazarchuk798

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one

@aliceangerami1245

3 жыл бұрын

😅😅

@Cc-eq3ot

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MyNemesisIX

3 жыл бұрын

I do like this one above all others :D

It was a very enjoyable episode Dear Vanessa ❤️❤️ I appreciate your time and effort so much And Thank You To Your Husband for delivering the jokes in such an amusing way ❤️❤️

Outstanding explanation of jokes😁 Thank you 🤗

- How do you know the difference between snowman and snowwoman? - I don't know. - The difference is snowballs.

@mmartinez9764

2 жыл бұрын

That got me rollin

@mesmerae

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@suaptoest

2 жыл бұрын

@@mesmerae What is the worst difference between me and you? I do not know. Exactly.

Austria got Hungary, and cooked Turkey in Greece.

@chusakthoskul9511

3 жыл бұрын

^0^ Hahahaaaaa....

@yasser1729

3 жыл бұрын

Good one 😆

@maureenmokami8445

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂wow

@creatures6087

3 жыл бұрын

Epic one 😂😂

@dan__11

3 жыл бұрын

Why Austria?

Thank you for sharing. 👍👍

Wonderful puns and jokes. Thanks, Vanessa

Here's a few more: I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me. I asked the librarian where I could find books on paranoia. She said, "They're behind you." Why do puppies sleep so much? Because they're dog tired. "Did Delaware her New Jersey?" "Idaho. Alaska."

@colt4667

3 жыл бұрын

What was Mississippi's maiden name? Missouri.

So glad for the explanations!

YOU YOURSELF IS FUNNY FOR ME, THANKS OUR TEACHER!

Thanks a lot for sharing this video with us "your virtual students", sometimes when we decide to study english we never think of ways to tell or even to understand jokes that are common in America, even learning idioms is difficult (but that's another topic), thanks for these huge posibilities of content coming from real spoken english and its daily customs

Hi, Vanessa.👋 I'm Japanese learning English. Your video made me so happy🤣 and I found a similarity with joke between English and Japanese!! In Japan, two types of joke are famous. One is called nazo-kake. To use it, two words(or noun clause) are connected with one phrase(predicate), usually thought of as a formal joke(many comedians do it) The other is called da-jare. You use a phrase or word twice in one sentence in different expression. Latter is simple and known as a dad joke. A person who uses it usually makes others a bitter smile😅 Well, I want to give you examples of jokes, but it's hard for me😫forgive my poor English‼️

@rachelelizabethxavier4390

Жыл бұрын

Wow you really are good in English. Your vocabulary here sounds perfect

@user-fk6wq7mu8g

Жыл бұрын

@@rachelelizabethxavier4390 Thanks for replying ! I'll try more learning and enjoying English ;-)

@ktsubaru

Жыл бұрын

Hang in there!!

@Logan_TheWizard

Жыл бұрын

Idk if this person lying about having poor English and actually is fluent or if they use google translate but If they are fluent at English then good job 😁👍

Please more of those jokes, they are really funny and helps us to learn without tears.

I love jokes and their meanings . Thank you so much Vanessa and Dan!

This is the funniest lesson in KZread I've ever watched.😂😂😂 You're such a great teacher. I followed your channel for a year and that helps me a lot.💙

@otheraccount4491

7 ай бұрын

Noy♿😭🇨🇦💔🕯🙏🏾🙏🏻😮😮

You are a tremendous teacher, I am proud of being your student.

I am in love with your simplified presentation. Good job Ma'am 🌷

In my mother tongue, Persian, there's a literary array called Ihaam, using a word with at least two meanings. It's used in all types and generes of literary not just funnies. I like it in romance and love poems and sentences.

Thank Vanessa for your clip. A couple of years ago I tried to watch DVDs or KZreads about jokes, but I could only saw other people laughing without any understanding. However, with your help, I can understand all of them with a little funny and one big laugh. Hope someday I can laugh at some jokes along with native people.

I love those jocks guys, thank you for posting them.

I couldn't possibly agree more with you. Actually l had fun with this kinda lesson, hence probably helped me. Now l could crack jokes in English even though English isn't my home language. I was so overhelmed assuming l couldn't understand jokes in English. I could understand you and found it useful to have this kinda lesson. You rock😊

I was so surprised because a similar expression of "dad jokes" is used here in Japan!

@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing about Japan! How interesting!😊❤️

@kingo_friver

3 жыл бұрын

It's commonly called oyaji-gags in Japanese😊

@user-cs9zn4bl5l

3 жыл бұрын

こんにちは！

@Nana-sh7gn

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-cs9zn4bl5l こんにちは。コメントありがとう😊Thank you for your comment！

@yacinebabziz2791

3 жыл бұрын

Hhhh

IT joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.

@roshni27

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.. I got that 😂

@shandy4507

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@Meow-st2ru

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha,😂😂

@muhammed9506

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@johansantosrosa8351

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

I appreciate it, Mrs. Keep on sharing with us such a lovely jokes , particularly those special and rare ones that related to culture. All my love from Algeria 🇩🇿❤️🥀.

Great video, Vanessa. I loved, and enjoyed. Keep up the great fun.👍😎😉

Fancy seeing you again Vanessa! It’s neat. I am with you. It was such a useful lesson. Thanks a million 👌🏽💚

I greatly appreciate your work vaneesa

Vanessa! you are absolutely amazing teacher..

Love the way you explain !

I literally love the way you're teaching us . I can't thank you enough ❤️

@aberhaamjokes

Жыл бұрын

Can you answer my joke question? 😁😂🙉

The way her husband told... That was awsm... One clap 👏 4 her sweet hubby

Very useful lesson! Easy to understand. Teachers are awesome. I can understand every word they say...

you're very hardworking woman..thanks for your time vanessa..

These are really interesting! Thank you so much Vanessa! You always explain everything clearly!

Hi Vanessa, Oh my gosh jokes, i am buzzing to see whether I can actually understand these silly jokes and if I can, i will really proud of myself. And thank you so much for this banging lesson. You are a ray of sunshine:)

@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad that you enjoyed this lesson, Hazmath!!😀😀

A Russian guy was driving his car and he saw sign “Fine for parking”.. So he parked there. A policeman approached to him and said: “Fine for parking”. While he was writing a ticket , the driver agreed and exclaimed: Yes, fine for parking!

@gunna2709

Жыл бұрын

Why a Russian and not a Frenchman?

I'm an Indian but I can literally uderstand all the silly jokes.I love them and venessa voice 😍🥰🤗

@annyeonghasey0

Жыл бұрын

Hey there, I'm also Indian and facing difficulty in getting the last "Rudolph the red" joke. Could you please help me with this one??

Hi Vanessa. Thanks for teaching us. Your lessons are really good. I love the way you explain

Excellent idea this one of telling jokes. It's good because we memorize the vocabulary more.

Hi Vanessa. You two made a great work, I laughed a lot. Thank you very much.😂

Muchas gracias. Eres una excelente maestra 😁

This is the best and the most practicle English language and culture learning video I have ever watched!!! It really helps a lot. Exspeacially for people like me, Non-native speaker, who's trying to fit in the American culture! Pls make more!!!! We really need it !

@dolphin7216

Жыл бұрын

Dear Lilycat , you mean practical, don't you?

@dolphin7216

Жыл бұрын

And especially.

Hi Vanessa! Thanks for your great resource. I knew your English teaching from wechat and I found your KZread channel last week. I appreciate your amazing English teaching episodes here. You rock!

Thank you so much sistr

oh my god! These jokes aside, the way Dan presented them was already HILARIOUS 😂 😍 ❤️

Oh, it's most interesting lessons I ever learned before, but still too difficult to understand it, but it's a great way to learning English, thanks for your good Idea and shared💖💖💖 love you my teacher😘😘😘😘

Vanessa, that's a marvelous class! When possible do another one!❤️

@ruigomesdesa6593

2 жыл бұрын

@Ricardo Porto, yes!!!❤️🖤

so perfect

I love your energy!

I didn't laugh at the jokes even after i understood them But i was laughing at the way your husband says them😂 Watch you from Egypt 🇪🇬

@user-ug7zc6yf6i

3 жыл бұрын

لانهم بايخين اصلا الا تبعيت الاوت ستاندينغ و تبعيت الواب

@blackswan986

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely the same with me... i got them all but dont find them funny at all...they are smart though in a way... Dan's face is best😂

@emansobhy4382

Жыл бұрын

هما مش بايخين اوي بس الفكرة ان الألشة لما بتتشرح بتبوخ😂 زي النكت بتاعت الجماعة بتوع المنولوج اللي بيقفوا على مسرح يقولوا نكت سريعة قائمة على نفس فكرة التلاعب بالألفاظ دي، لو مضحكتش عليها في نفس اللحظة خلاص باظت الألشة😂💔

@johnharvey5381

Жыл бұрын

The jokes are pretty corny.

Till this day, I could not understand why he was always scolded by his parents when he was always out standing in his class.

Hi, from Argentina here. I understood all jokes but one, the one of the jalapeño. It's remarkable how watching US TV series or movies can teach you so much language. I was a Friends fan.

@superduperenglishidioms

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! Watching TV in English definitely helps a lot! If you've finished watching Friends, how about "The Office"!

Wow thank you 🙏

Vanessa, this video was what I needed. I really thought their jokes weren't funny at all but yeah I'm still watching. BTW, I'm pleased that I found someone like you in teaching English💜

Hi Vanessa, these jokes are simply amazing! I think the explanation for the last one is that the man went to the dentist's at 2:30 and because he had toothache, the point here is the pronunciation of two thirty/ tooth hurty. It's always a pleasure to learn something new with you. Bye!

Thanks Vanessa

Venessa, I absolutely loved this video. And your husband did a wonderful job here!

I loved this lesson! My answer for the test is that when we pronounce tooth hurt-y, it gives : two thirty !

I'm adding each of these jokes to my repertoire! Thanks, Vanessa! 😂

Thank you teacher

Thanks! Interesting!

Wow, such silly jokes you inspired me and motivate me to learn english. Keep making videos

Great video! Exactly what we need - just English conversation on any topic in a very pleasant, natural (and very understandable) performance! You just listen and remember. (God bless youtube for the auto-translation feature). Over the course of a year, listening to your lessons with Dan, I began to understand English quite well. You just talk about something or just talk - we just listen and remember. Thank you very much! God bless you :) We are waiting for new American conversations and American stories in your pleasant (and understandable) performance.

The way you explaining is outstanding ❤

Thanks a million Tr Vanessa I'm chuffed to bits Much love and respect from Uganda, East Africa

A guy told me that he was Harry's Godfather. I thought he was joking, but he told me that he was Sirius.

@nuuuuuuuuuwwwwaaakameumeutt

3 жыл бұрын

😂⚡😂⚡😂

@oscarnarvaezmontiel1107

3 жыл бұрын

¿Lo dices en serio o en sirio?

@kekaroy8133

3 жыл бұрын

Nice

@user-nr6ji7nq1s

3 жыл бұрын

Lol🤣🤣

I really enjoy this show! I always found jokes and puns so hard but after your explanation, I think I can totally understand at least the 15 jokes you taught and laugh out loud. The feeling is sooooo great! This lesson is so helpful and Thank you, Vanessa! Currently, I am also listening to CNN 10 Student News every day, it's a 10 minutes program, and I can understand almost 90% of the content. But when the host tells a joke or pun at the end of the program, I always get lost. I guess to fully understand them requires more than just vocab and grammar, but also a deep knowledge of American culture. I'm still working on it!

@Michael-bf1dt

Жыл бұрын

Hi Jiajia how are you. Greetings from Ireland ☘️. It’s a good video. Best wishes for a lovely day 😊🙏 Michael

Thank you!😃

Thank you Vanessa

I do not know how I ended up here but this was very funny.... the only one was the one with the jalapeño (a little too far fetched) but in all it was fantastic ...thank you for the laughs!!!! and a big hug from Argentina!!!!

Dear Vanessa, these kinds of jokes are very common in Norway too. I enjoy them a lot, but many of my friends think they are too silly. But that does not bother me. By the way, I want to tell you one joke, we have here: It's not the fart that kills, but it is the smell. And to explain this joke, I have to explain the word "fart". This means speed, velocity. And the word "smell" means bang or crash. So the whole sentence explains how dangerous it is to drive too fast, as it may result in a collision. (But of course, the english sentence itself means something else😂

Vanessa I’m thankful to this video

Hello from St.Petersburg! You guys are great! I listen to you with great pleasure. With you, the English language is simple and understandable.

I know it's weird to say that, but Vanessa did the "train" and "duck" sounds PERFECTLY 😁😂

@jurgenschur9210

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it sounds so cute. I think I like her.