[Credits, References, and More] www.lemmi.no/p/t10f-death

@beachbowl274

3 жыл бұрын

You forget to credit someone who make this aren't you

@ma-pf9lx

3 жыл бұрын

@@beachbowl274 no one cares he credited him at least, and I would suggest u take some English courses

@thunderchungus9971

3 жыл бұрын

Eyy

@tynarvo2176

3 жыл бұрын

Hello man

@wilburfoot

3 жыл бұрын

dang you're late to your own video lol

"Who eats a burger that way?" bahaha, wasn't expecting that

@kiadimundi3610

5 жыл бұрын

I eat a burger that way

@thecheez2436

4 жыл бұрын

I eat pizza crust first

@car4394

4 жыл бұрын

I drink the milk before cereal

@dylandolsky440

4 жыл бұрын

I have dinner before breakfast.

@davidliu2243

4 жыл бұрын

I eat the egg shell and throw the content

Paying people to attend your funeral is more depressing than nobody showing up

@warbler1984

4 жыл бұрын

Not if you pay someone to stand watching mysteriously in the distance with an umbrella...even if it isn't raining

@hayaokakizaki4463

4 жыл бұрын

Probably a great way to get laid though

@Leagueminer-ve6iv

4 жыл бұрын

Your fucking name made this perfect

@simplyhuman3982

4 жыл бұрын

@@warbler1984 Lol. Awesomely creepy.

@iamBlackGambit

4 жыл бұрын

Right its so retarded

bro imagine if when we die, some guy at a huge fucking mall takes off a vr headset off of you and asks, “did you like the game?”

@ninja-wy6we

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's thinking outside the box.

@romero4562

3 жыл бұрын

@@ninja-wy6we You mean outside the simulator

@gordonramsay2871

3 жыл бұрын

like in rick and morty when they go to the space arcade and play roy

@akw.lol.

3 жыл бұрын

No it sucks

@soroushkowsarian3364

3 жыл бұрын

And then yiu take his and say "did you ?"

"Killed himself to find out how the afterlife was" *Mission failed successfully*

@the1untitled

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gandalfwiz20007

2 жыл бұрын

In the name of science, there are no limits

@randomguyintheinternet8300

2 жыл бұрын

"Mission failed successfully we'll find out next next time"

@sravanboi4205

2 жыл бұрын

"We never know for sure"

@No-cc1fq

Жыл бұрын

Do it again

"Stop eating and you'll live forever" What a shame, Gandhi nearly acquired immortality

@Channel-lv5hl

4 жыл бұрын

One gun boi: Hehe Imma end this whole’s man immortality

@rigovalentine

4 жыл бұрын

How is that

@Kishisuke

4 жыл бұрын

@@rigovalentine gandhi was shot dead by a religious asshole named "ghotse" Thats what he implies in the above comment

@hiteshlalwani8039

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kishisuke 'Godse'. India's Prime minister is Narendra Modi. A member of RSS since early teens. Their ideology is similar to Nazi Germany. Nathuram Godse was also a member of RSS and he shot and killed Mahatma Gandhi.

@Kishisuke

4 жыл бұрын

@@hiteshlalwani8039 u dont need to lecture me bro I am an indian too and i live in india but i just dont say that often coz i have no religion or i dont specify my country name I m a free man and common to all Entire world is my home and everyone r my family

Imagine blowing all your savings to go to sleep and wake up in a thousand years with no money and a brain freeze.

@gydalf9490

5 жыл бұрын

And still tons of cancer cells in your brain

@Hpmanenz

4 жыл бұрын

@@gydalf9490 They'll be able to cure cancer in the future, and I also wonder how you would feel after sleeping for a thousand years

@WCWThunderRosa

4 жыл бұрын

Inflation would be a bitch

@lizgallagher5541

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hpmanenz id still wake up tired

@Hpmanenz

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizgallagher5541 *Sleeping for a thousand years* *Waking up* "Just 5 more years" *Falls asleep for another 1000 years*

Upon death, you hear the Microsoft Windows XP shutdown noise.

@nbacivilnba8950

3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait to experience that

@nilimaroy9246

3 жыл бұрын

thats hundred percent true. i can verify that.

@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that's what happened when Stephen Hawking died.

@razr7r531

3 жыл бұрын

and then some marketing guy asked you if you enjoy the game

@nbacivilnba8950

3 жыл бұрын

@@dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 because of the computer I get it lol

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.“ - Mark Twain

@eatyourvegetables1449

7 ай бұрын

This actually opened my eyes to death. Now that I really think about it, it never inconvenienced me, because I simply didn't have the means to even know it was inconvenient.

A recent study concluded that death is shown to decrease your quality of life by at least 100%.

@zent7110

6 жыл бұрын

its actually 104%

@andrewkovnat

6 жыл бұрын

Source? The last time I researched this, the lowest result the researchers observed was a clean 100%.

@Sardonyxx

6 жыл бұрын

Another recent study showed that simply living in this era is shown to decrease life experience by 100%

@LostLights

6 жыл бұрын

My research says that it is 500%

@qqng8840

6 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, I want to die

*"Are expected to cease and revert back to their natural state of nonexistent commonly defined as death"* When your essay needs to be 3000 words long

@Pastramityrant

4 жыл бұрын

leaking hamburger helper lol very true

@NobodyWantsYourPity

4 жыл бұрын

I'd take the 3k word essay anytime compared to what I have to write!

@mStanlee11

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha literally laughed out loud to that because it’s so god damn true 😂

@Jobe-13

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Jobe-13

4 жыл бұрын

If you’re a college student, this is very hilarious and relatable.

Some people who've watched this video have died.

@MaxMustermann-nl2mk

3 жыл бұрын

And like 100 years from now on, everyone in this comment section rn wil be dead

@cheese1292

3 жыл бұрын

@@MaxMustermann-nl2mk oh

@noelle3929

3 жыл бұрын

Im dead btw

@rhenic543

3 жыл бұрын

@@noelle3929 Are you ok ?

@theeleventhdoctor2043

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhenic543 he’s fine probably

“Who eats a burger that way?!?!?” And the clip that went with it made me literally laugh out loud 😂

@everydaytomorrow

3 жыл бұрын

I was actually eating a burger...and laughed so hard at this

@salvereginagraciarenacia9424

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha!! Same! 😂😂😂

@AnthonyEdwardsBurner

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@osvagt

2 жыл бұрын

"....Denmark (wtf?), death and despair"

@Fenrize

2 жыл бұрын

@Milo Ngo I'm Finnish, memetically speaking that means LEMMiNO is gay

*W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y*

@Meowblivion

6 жыл бұрын

🅱ho 🅱eats a 🅱urger 🅱hat 🅱ay

@zulfanrizky8601

6 жыл бұрын

wHO eAtS BuRGer ThAT waY

@neonrl1414

6 жыл бұрын

w h o e a t s a b u r g e r t h a t w a y ?

@legend-wj3kk

6 жыл бұрын

ME..

@morganstewart5142

6 жыл бұрын

x HnTr VDH x XD

"Who eats a burger that way?" Asking the real questions...

@2AM.Chills

6 жыл бұрын

top 10 questions scientists can't answer

@NOPEnameMC

6 жыл бұрын

D:

“Suffering, Denmark, death, and despair”

@jw9099

3 жыл бұрын

Thought he sounded swedish

@walangaccount8984

3 жыл бұрын

@@jw9099 He is Swedish

@jw9099

3 жыл бұрын

@@walangaccount8984 I know.

@kt249

3 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@leowood5860

3 жыл бұрын

@@kt249 ok

"Stop eating to live forever" Nikocado Avocado: *Sweats*

@milbruh6671

3 жыл бұрын

That guy is a literal vacuum cleaner bro

@yolakityu1973

3 жыл бұрын

He sweats just by sitting

@btsbiot1340

3 жыл бұрын

The truth is you will never die, i mean you will die, but you will be reborn agian why you may ask the multiverse always creates life, and one of that life could be you if you die, and life is a soul and if a soul dies, soul no more Thats just my theory

@GeekRaj

3 жыл бұрын

I have a fear of cryonics. I have heard somewhere in hindu mythology that after your body is clinically dead. It takes upto 14 days for your brain activity to cease. What I mean by that is, your brain can still feel whats happening to your body but cant react. So say if you are burnt (ritual) after you are dead, you will still feel the body burning but wont react or move. So in the same way, people who are frozen will feel the intense cold in their brain activity but they wont react. Do you understand what I am trying to say? So I am scared. I opted for my body parts to be taken by a hospital after my death. So I am scared I will feel the pain when they take out my body parts when they cut it from surgical instruments. But I wont be able to react because I am dead, but my brain activity is still working and I can still feel the intense pain. That's what I am scared of.

@electricalhomebasics7431

2 жыл бұрын

@@GeekRaj just dont die dying = gey

"Denmark, death and despair" Your swedishness shines through.

@I_am_a_human_not_a_commodity

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@ollianders4301

4 жыл бұрын

Bears, beets, battlestar galactica

@kimwasalreadytaken

4 жыл бұрын

As a Dane, I would like to disagree :((

@z54964380

2 жыл бұрын

@@ollianders4301 Hey Dwight👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

@brutpenta

Жыл бұрын

@@kimwasalreadytaken No

If battlefield has taught me anything is that you can escape death as long as you get hit by a defribilator or adrenaline within 10 seconds of your death. It doesn't matter if you took a tank shell to the face as long as you didn't die in a vehicle.

@darkpaul1uxgaming269

6 жыл бұрын

lmao nice jk

@Viviana088

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@_r4ze_198

6 жыл бұрын

Leinadlink o

@andrijadenic7366

6 жыл бұрын

Leinadlink lolz

@andrijadenic7366

6 жыл бұрын

Same but most of the time noone is there to revive me since i ran into 5 fucking tanks p.s i suck at BF 1

It’s said your life flashes before your eyes when your dying because your brain is looking through your memories to find a solution to keep living

@anantambisht4895

3 жыл бұрын

Realllllllllyyyyy??

@kawabatayuri

3 жыл бұрын

@@anantambisht4895 i mean, i havent heard of it but its probably true, in a near death experience brain will try to stay alive and working, and the best way to do that ? Is by remembering or relieving exciting or maybe groundbreaking moments in our life, even when we still alive and healthy, thinking about certain events will make our brain tingles

@anantambisht4895

3 жыл бұрын

@@kawabatayuri Ohh thats great

@HumzaSaleem420

3 жыл бұрын

There was a dude that had that happen to him whilst he was in the mouth of a shark, and he remembered a show he watched where they said to get at the gills of a shark if it attacks you. He plunged his hands in the gills and managed to get away

@perrygriffin2371

3 жыл бұрын

Dmt flush

"A dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair." As someone from Denmark, I can confirm this.

@kch2810

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😭 touché

@anshumankakralia7542

Жыл бұрын

Why are Swedish so harsh on Danes?

@epileptiker4666

Жыл бұрын

@@anshumankakralia7542 it is an inside joke, it goes both ways /a swede

@blitzblix9455

Жыл бұрын

@@anshumankakralia7542 its just a bit of banter its the swedes norwegians and danes mostly

When you die, death is inevitable.

@penutbutterswiiiishh4125

6 жыл бұрын

LOL HEY BANDIT! love your channel bro

@tonyrawmen4966

6 жыл бұрын

loooooooooool

@reaper3569

6 жыл бұрын

LEMMiNO do a collab with BanditRants!

@Teffe-zq8tr

6 жыл бұрын

Not if it's only clinical.

@lol5468

6 жыл бұрын

no shit

"...will remain dystopian netherworld filled with suffering, pain, *Denmark* and despair" lmaooo

@temlan

5 жыл бұрын

Is there anything worse than denmark? I didn't think so.

@TheMightyZwom

5 жыл бұрын

Okay, so i did hear that correctly xD

@mokies7811

5 жыл бұрын

@@temlan well sweden is

@weaz3r379

4 жыл бұрын

@@mokies7811 Incorrect.

@weaz3r379

4 жыл бұрын

@@temlan Finland, perhaps.

0:21 Me: Ah, yes, cance- Lemmino: Aging Me: *Aging*

@ohok6426

3 жыл бұрын

Thats exactly what happened to me

@KC-pi6po

3 жыл бұрын

uncurable?

@CodeineAbdulJabbar

3 жыл бұрын

@@KC-pi6po there really isn't a quick fix or "cure" for cancer there ways to make it dormant but it oftentimes comes back later

@wilburfoot

3 жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING HAHA

I found it the way of proving that the afterlife exists by suicide fascinating. That guy made a crucial mistake. How do we know that the woman didn't just make up that she got contacted. Or her subconscious made it up. He should have written a note. This note should be hidden from the woman. Once she gets contacted the guy tells the woman what was in the note. Then a third person compares the woman's account and the contents of the note. If they match there is a high chance there is some afterlife.

@jakefastf

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it so hard for people to acknowledge that the most likely state of us after death is nothing. Delicious nothing.

@lukapichler3666

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakefastf lemmino literally adressed this. Humans, for the most part, are hardwired to want to stay alive; thus our brains do anything within their power to come up with ways of staying alive.

@juantsu2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakefastf Why is it so hard? Maybe ask that to a grieving mother that hopes her child is in a better place and will reunite with him/her soon instead of plain nothingness. I'm not saying you're wrong, but empathy goes a long way to acknowledge the human condition

@jakefastf

3 жыл бұрын

@@juantsu2000 Thats all well and good, but a disposition purely based on hope is a frail one. She needs to accept the likely possibility that hes gone, such is nature, it gives and it takes. So dont be bitter when it comes to collect its debt.

@juantsu2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakefastf She doesn't NEED anything. If all she's got is the hope that one day she'll reunite with her loved one then who are you to stop her?

Ah yes the 3 D's Denmark, Death, and Despair

@FGirao

4 жыл бұрын

Also DICK

@kinhamid9665

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget *Donald*

@zielonythewolf5069

4 жыл бұрын

DONG

@ChewedUpSpaghetti

4 жыл бұрын

@@zielonythewolf5069 ding

@phamdunk3345

4 жыл бұрын

D u n k

1:59 EVER SINCE THE INVENTION OF ROPE AND HUMAN NECKS.....??! . THIS DUDE IS HILARIOUS...

@dipeshpaudel7736

5 жыл бұрын

dont forget "THY HOLY LOINS"

@geeandme7760

5 жыл бұрын

consistency 14 Aren’t you a funny little turd? You need a good thumping.

@sriramsundar8388

4 жыл бұрын

Knife and wrists: am I joke to you?

@Desert_Rose_

4 жыл бұрын

Necks were invented by Jeffrey E. Neck in 1957

@alphen9487

4 жыл бұрын

@consistency 14 that was even less funny

I'm eating a burger as I'm watching and thought you were talking to me.

@dyst0pi465

3 жыл бұрын

i just imagine you jumping out of your chair in shock

@itzduhneh3558

2 жыл бұрын

I'm also eating a burger as I'm watching this LMAO

@Ttegegg

2 жыл бұрын

@@itzduhneh3558 h0w dare you eat a burger like that

@praveenv90

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you were just listening to the audio and not watching the video lol

“Rent a mourner” sounds like a Skyrim mod

@milbruh6671

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, that's up there with the oblivion horse armour DLC as the dumbest sounding mod

i genuinely feel bad for the guy who fakes his death and only had his mom attend his funeral

@saqibsalman3038

3 жыл бұрын

I too

@testick8431

3 жыл бұрын

Bosnia... Sure is a wierd country

@Mazortan

3 жыл бұрын

He is most likely an asshole if he has no friends and he can subject his elderly mother to such stress just for his vanity

@JohnsonTheSecond

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Hacking who the fuck mentioned fear, he is the one who faked his death

@JohnsonTheSecond

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemon Hacking calls someone an asshole then acts like he's too above someone to talk to them... lol

I've uploaded the word "Monatophobia" to urban dictionary.

@salamanda550

6 жыл бұрын

Ove Sundberg Swear that said Mattophobia for a sec there...

@Toadboi1337

6 жыл бұрын

håller fan med

@ayar3195

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks man, one good deed can change the world.

@dennis-gu8ei

6 жыл бұрын

Ove Sundberg nice man

@susankuiper825

6 жыл бұрын

LEMMiNO Official you're fake

As a Dane this feels like having a long genuine and interesting conversation between you and a person with no quarrel and then suddenly getting slapped

@nicowins

8 ай бұрын

Præcis

I like the background music. It's not happy, it's not sad, it's not creepy, it's just... calm.

At my funeral, I want to be strung up from the ceiling and zip line around the room high fiving people, while Alice Cooper's "Schools out for summer" plays.

@animehog123

6 жыл бұрын

There are two types of people

@nelsonandres9163

6 жыл бұрын

animehog123 there are no words to explain my admiration for you

@RedFox-pj3ff

6 жыл бұрын

Top10Archive I better be invited. Yknow invite that stranger from KZread? Sounds good.

@TheToastMan69

6 жыл бұрын

Why have I never thought of this? It's amazing!

@mach6247

6 жыл бұрын

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

That burger eating clip disturbed me to my core.😶

@chillwanderer3750

6 жыл бұрын

Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly It looked like aaron paul/jesse pinkman

@arahusni2038

6 жыл бұрын

I'd like a cheeseburger Bitch

@BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly

6 жыл бұрын

This is the most likes I've ever gotten on a comment. 😂 Thx.

@lionkor98

6 жыл бұрын

then you need to seriously step your game up

@yolkthosenuts

6 жыл бұрын

Blue team John, Fred, Linda, Kelly 343 likes... I like your ONI pfp

Imagine dying while watching this video. Lma-

@gordonramsay2871

3 жыл бұрын

bro?

@bungerman7560

3 жыл бұрын

rip Anime Yahallo Studio

@jackspedicy1904

3 жыл бұрын

Bro u gud?.....nah he's dead

@VikasSharma-hq8kk

3 жыл бұрын

Rest in Peace Anime Yahallo Studio.

@0xb1_

3 жыл бұрын

WAKE UP!!

You exactly described what I experienced when I "died" for 30 seconds, after a brain haemorrhage/propofol overdose (unclear what exactly caused my cardiac arrest but ye). It was so beautiful. I guess I understand why some people are suicidal, because it's literally the best feeling I ever felt...

@andreinapereira552

Жыл бұрын

what is it? what did you saw, what did you feel? please tell me

@ilsevanderbij7179

Жыл бұрын

@@andreinapereira552 i pretty much just flew up high in the sky and saw everything under me disappear as the clouds got thicker and thicker. again it only lasted 30 seconds max so it’s not much i guess but it felt euphoric ☺️

@andreinapereira552

Жыл бұрын

@@ilsevanderbij7179 fascinating! I wanna experience that when the moment comes, no pain, just beauty

Vsauce and Kurzgesagt already gave me enough of an existential crisis,I didn't need this video.

@dvr2474

6 жыл бұрын

Godzilla 123 lol

@tryingnottofail864

6 жыл бұрын

Same here man, Same here

@stormswagger7869

6 жыл бұрын

Godzilla 123 Go watch exurb1a

@stormswagger7869

6 жыл бұрын

JazzMCPE Gaming for mcpe! I literally just suggested that

@Lunethia

6 жыл бұрын

try some exurb1a to get an amount of existencial crisis u will likely never forget, ever.

but seriously who eats burger like that? wtf

@Trilluminati95

6 жыл бұрын

Obviously that guy 😂😂😂

@tqdinh2

6 жыл бұрын

The TeddyBear 😀

@nankashi21

6 жыл бұрын

i do...

@physical_insanity

6 жыл бұрын

Stock footage man. Just stock footage.

@theblancmange1265

4 жыл бұрын

Danes. They are worse than belgians.

"Death is just as glorious as living, you can't have one without the other"- Mike Tyson

@viracocha

11 ай бұрын

Jeethus cryths

There may be “cruelty” in the process of death, but clearly not in the state of non-existence. Truly, as was said at the beginning of this, non-existence IS our “natural state”. Death is only to return to that from whence we came. As the scientist and writer, Issac Asimov once said (and I paraphrase), “ I do not fear death, for in death lies the ultimate peace. It’s the transition that can get sticky.”

@mynameisharry8739

2 жыл бұрын

Exacly. You can't experience non existence if there is no "you" to experience it. It will be like the time before you were born. Nothing

That was a nice video. Alright guys, see you in 5 months!

@The_One_Eyed_Rouge

6 жыл бұрын

BigBForBoss *12 year's

@jonathanrahme1705

6 жыл бұрын

*When We're Dead

@KotaroKoala

6 жыл бұрын

*Next Melenium.

@chip-lol

6 жыл бұрын

*next couple of millennia

@andrewgarcia2140

6 жыл бұрын

BigBForBoss unoriginal

W H O E A T S A B U R G E R T H A T W A Y?

@kirkcannon4704

6 жыл бұрын

DovahSpy What the hell Lemmino

@adawb9520

6 жыл бұрын

I do!

@willy0297

6 жыл бұрын

that one was seriously annoying, though. JUST WHY

@Soular.Corpse

6 жыл бұрын

My favorite part man 😂

@etefanyt245

6 жыл бұрын

That was funny but true

As someone who "died" a few times, deep mediation can bring you pretty close to that same feeling. But I mean, yeah. It's peaceful AF once you accept it and I highly recommend leaning into that feeling before you die. Kinda makes life feel worth it

@callmestan117

Жыл бұрын

I agree with you, lucid dreams are good too.

@LeventK

10 ай бұрын

Um- sleeping?

"Filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death and despair"

@---xp4yp

6 жыл бұрын

Denmark. The epitome of depression.

@ravioliravioligivemeareaso4447

6 жыл бұрын

It’s Funny because i’m Danish

@mikekaanmeyerolsen9137

6 жыл бұрын

Ravioli Ravioli, give me a reason to live det er jeg også

@GREDENIAND

6 жыл бұрын

So, you're depressed?

@SubcribeMinecraftNOW

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

Respawning in 3...2...1... *Connection lost*

@rife133

4 жыл бұрын

DETA-X PX ONE HAG bruh

@CPTN-TRK

4 жыл бұрын

“Unable To Connect To World”

@mz00956

4 жыл бұрын

... Old world deleted ... Creating new World ... Loading ... Generate Matter ... Generate Player ... Respawn

@cantrespawn1460

4 жыл бұрын

I can't

@lix3r

4 жыл бұрын

*Reconnects* Everyone: *hol'up*

The light at the end of the tunnel might as well be a train.

I love this channel. So much information brought to us by a rather prodigious individual with exemplary video editing and script writing. The topics are often amusing as they are enlightening giving us multiple gifts allowing Mr. Lemmino to fall into my the category of"Edutainer" and doing a tremendous job as well. Just when you think there could not possibly be a more ideal and perfect channel to allow your mind to simply let go and let the soothing narrative take a hold you see a true psychopath taking a bite out of a hamburger backwards. What follows is a surprising yet joyful release of endorphins via laughter and just like that, your experience is enhanced as yet again by the outstanding bloke known as Lemmino. Thanks for everything sir. You're a true artist.

"So stop eating, and you'll live forever." Death of hunger: am i a joke to you?!

@marialalor3014

5 жыл бұрын

i think its called starvation

@starry4471

5 жыл бұрын

*opens my third 2 liter pepsi for the day*

@magnawaves

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, you are.

@straightmelon8792

4 жыл бұрын

“Death of hunger” Starvation: am I a joke to you?!

@vizthex

4 жыл бұрын

wait, that's illegal.

Lemmino: the KZread channel where we make new phobia words

@majorsquidgaming6965

6 жыл бұрын

sl true

@LedYouAshtray

6 жыл бұрын

DENILSON THOMAS. are you serious, I'm pretty sure there's a phobia for everything

@ananimeplace.3808

6 жыл бұрын

Popple888 he just said there wasn't a proper phobia term for dying alone buddy. I looked it up, he's right

@peterfabian1415

6 жыл бұрын

DENILSON THOMAS. I

@fishywishyfishfisk

6 жыл бұрын

Joe Biden NegroPhobia

Just came across your channel by a recommendation. The context and humor is absolutley top tier!

You’re videos are truly amazing! And I have no doubt that they are the best educational videos on interesting topics ever, keep doing what you’re doing!!! I’ve been loving and rewatching your videos since 2013

"Less food could potentially extend longevity" *opens second family size pack of doritos*

@spelareNR14

5 жыл бұрын

*Looks at those women featured in Fat Acceptance Clips*

@CHURCHISAWESUM

5 жыл бұрын

@@spelareNR14 a problem that solves itself I dare say

@coldbeanjuice

5 жыл бұрын

*party size

@starry4471

5 жыл бұрын

@Pegasi perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

@LimePestoLAUGH

4 жыл бұрын

I guess you don't want to live. That's fine.

I suffer from Lemminovidphobia. The fear that Lemmino won't upload videos anymore

@Chensoman

6 жыл бұрын

Error 418 same

@GreenDave113

6 жыл бұрын

Error 418 That would actually be Lemminonovideophobia :D sounds cool

@ezeqlegal

6 жыл бұрын

Error 418 Same here ;D

@gibby4470

6 жыл бұрын

Error 418 your disease sounds like a Harry Potter spell

@UkuleleVillain

6 жыл бұрын

I feel you, sister

Sometimes I used to get scared of the thought of dying but that guy in Harry Potter made me feel better when “he greet Death as an old friend, and went with him on his own terms and not those of death”

Death is an interval for life... like silence is the interval for music.

"While humans may be stuck with pathetic mortal bodies..." You sound like some super villain trying to gain immortality

@VelocityNetwork1

4 жыл бұрын

@Turbo Well what else are you going to do with the immortality, the only real option is to destroy the bloodline that has been foiling your plans for a century.

@GamingMonsterThe

4 жыл бұрын

Zamasuui

@kalapoikedeviere7962

4 жыл бұрын

@Turbo from a thief trying to take stuff to restarting the fucking universe, what other piece of fiction describes the butterfly effect better than jojo?

@Sam70831

4 жыл бұрын

Turbo jojo

@bobbywitdemtools4674

3 жыл бұрын

he sounds like mordekaiser

Riding a bike for 10km - 1 micromort Driving a car for 400km - 1 micromort Wearing a sports jersey in public - 999,999.999999999999999999 micromorts

@el.262

6 жыл бұрын

Doonky ,l

@necromantis420

6 жыл бұрын

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

@Midcall

6 жыл бұрын

Breathing - infinity micromorts

@sirlagsalot2228

6 жыл бұрын

You must live in chicago

@CalliePossum

6 жыл бұрын

Slipping: a couple hundred micromorts.

Great script and great read. The sarcasm is well placed and lightens the subject matter. Nice work!

14:48 "Pain, Suffering, Denmark, Death, and Despair." I mean I guess he's not wrong...?

Everybody _gangsta_ til Lemmino says... *"Make of that what you will"*

@irisshane916

4 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the meaning?

@dynamicdylan7391

4 жыл бұрын

@@irisshane916 it means that basically, its like earth but instead theres nothing to worry about.

@_denzy_6310

4 жыл бұрын

@@irisshane916 tonight go out in the dark if there is no moon. Stare into the utter darkness and nothingness and you will understand

@redakaafarani2289

4 жыл бұрын

@@_denzy_6310 nah stop it with that mysterious bullshit

@jeni1297

3 жыл бұрын

@@irisshane916 it means it's up to you to interpret the answer

Ageing is like photocopies. If you keep photocopying the last photocopy.....it eventually fades, and that’s exactly what happens to our cells.

@stancakegroupakaredvelvet9264

3 жыл бұрын

woah. this comment gave me goosebumps.

@TheCottonMan18

3 жыл бұрын

Your forgot ab screenshots tho

@seancooper4058

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheCottonMan18 What do you mean they said aging is like photocopying not like taking screenshots

@cinegraphics

3 жыл бұрын

But now we have digital photocopiers which remember everything they copied (because government agencies need it that way). So you can basically copy anything it scanned, in any number of copies, just by accessing the photocopier memory.

@misfitsitsfits

3 жыл бұрын

what if we keep copying the first copy over and over again? looks like it will work

i feel like most people aren’t afraid of death itself, but whatever comes after it

@MrPicklekvGygA

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry but I cant take a philosophical comment seriously when your pfp is "that" 😂

@sort6726

3 жыл бұрын

So... they're afraid of death?

“A dystopian netherworld filled with pain suffering Denmark death and despair” I love it

"I do not fear my death, but I'm in no hurry to meet it, either."

@psycheevolved1428

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with all except the latter

@user-lovesyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@psycheevolved1428 🤣🤣🤣

@AdminTechnopedia

3 жыл бұрын

Finally a good one to "quote"

@kakyoindonut3213

3 жыл бұрын

"I do not fear death, except when my death is either painful or embarrasing"

@crimzonpegasus9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@kakyoindonut3213 That too lol

Fun fact: the lethality rate of death is 100%.

@X_rnas

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't know that o-o

@Godzilla-mq5zv

6 жыл бұрын

The more you knoooooooooow!

@muhammedlawal8993

6 жыл бұрын

Keita Tsutsumi I

@lasa9595

6 жыл бұрын

Keita Tsutsumi Fun fact #2 : air is toxic, if you breathe in air you will die in about 70-100 years

@nork6513

6 жыл бұрын

K

Thanatophobia: the fear of being snapped away by Thanos.

Very informative content, we need more content creators like this guy

Best part of this video was just randomly acknowledging the bizarre way that guy was eating the burger in the stock footage he used

@circle7489

6 жыл бұрын

+Instinct Gaming Beggar

@jofall91

6 жыл бұрын

Jim

@efekaya3860

6 жыл бұрын

Yakka Actually that guy may be lemmino himself. At least his jaw looks like his

"The present will, for the time being, remain a dystopian netherworld filled with pain, suffering, *Denmark* , death, and despair."

@ebtinz9161

4 жыл бұрын

Mika de Grote WTF that’s actually what he said 🤣🤣🤣

@Talia.777

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@enricoiraldo9057

3 жыл бұрын

AhahHhaahahaha I thought I was freaking going mad!

@vaibhavpindikura3841

3 жыл бұрын

Why'd he include Denmark tho?

@raspiethesoviet

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaibhavpindikura3841 because he's swedish, and if you claim to be from Sweden and don't hate Denmark, you're not a true swede

When I have a seizure, it feels like being dead. In seizures, I've experienced moments of nothingness... I've experienced moments of eternity on mushrooms. I've experienced eons. The human experience is godlike compared the concept of death being eternal and my life being a miracle.

Great video, really interesting!! You just earned yourself another subscriber🤙

Yo Bradford is a real scientist he did the ultimate sacrifice to learn shit

@imasepan

6 жыл бұрын

Blight legit a real nigga

@AlexRodriguez-pu8qo

6 жыл бұрын

Ikr I hope it's real

@XENOS1010

6 жыл бұрын

Hope he get the right shit he deserve

@phantom0phoenix994

6 жыл бұрын

He was *dying* to know the answer

@Bengy.

6 жыл бұрын

press F to pay respects to bradford

Densphobia: the fear and utter hatred for the country of Denmark

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

5 жыл бұрын

Only true Lemmino fans will get this

@fizhee

5 жыл бұрын

Ok, I'll go cry in the corner...

@shablamovietnam9558

5 жыл бұрын

@@fizhee I like Denmark

@MatildeCacao

5 жыл бұрын

Do not subscribe to me- or thanos won't like it can you please elaborate on this joke? Very curious to get it :)

@shablamovietnam9558

5 жыл бұрын

@@MatildeCacao Just watch a Lemino video until he shits in Denmark

The way you describe death at the start is oddly calming

the flow of nature through happiness and sadness is our life. We never actually die. we only get from one form to the another.

"The present will for the time being remain a dystopian netherworld, filled with pain, suffering, Denmark, death, and despair" -LEMMiNO

@keenan9084

6 жыл бұрын

Denmark is scary

@victordamgaard5097

6 жыл бұрын

SomeRandomGuy :P stfu

@keenan9084

6 жыл бұрын

Carl Johnson have you been there?

@victordamgaard5097

6 жыл бұрын

SomeRandomGuy :P I live here

@keenan9084

6 жыл бұрын

Carl Johnson yoUR language is hard to speak or figure out

Can you do a video on the 4th dimension? Love to hear it in your voice.

@peterh9649

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Stout what is the 4th dimension

@DeerTheGamer

6 жыл бұрын

Length width depth and time

@brand0lakes

6 жыл бұрын

the real MVP It's a theoretical concept that space can exist outside of our normal 3 dimensions. It can only be demonstrated mathematically from my understanding though. While it may not exist, the concept is very real and can be thought of using analogies.

@brand0lakes

6 жыл бұрын

deerthegamer Negative. Time exists as 1 dimension in every dimension.

@lSadiel

6 жыл бұрын

He should do one fact on each dimension!

Been thinking a lot about whether we have free will, what existed before the beginning of time, and what happens after we die. These things are equally terrifying and fascinating and I genuinely hope we will be reincarnated after death so that we get to live on forever in a way, but more importantly, so that people who are underprivileged during this life can get another chance at being happy.

i love how the beginning talks about death like an alien who only knows what it is from observing us

Fun Fact: Death was invented by John Deather when he tried to end his life in 1703

@dizzyi6214

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that the name is “sui asait” he’s japanese

@tommyclancy1444

5 жыл бұрын

Thats very fun

@Dankboi420

5 жыл бұрын

Cool invention tho

@larenzdechavez442

4 жыл бұрын

Who's John Deather

@m1co294

4 жыл бұрын

And also, blinking was invented by Jack Blinker when he tried to wink with 2 eyes

#1 rule of hunting if you don't kill it it isn't dead.

@deltalotl

5 жыл бұрын

Brownie Well, that's one way of putting it.

@pedotrain5214

5 жыл бұрын

Shit, i never know that..

@suckanegg69

5 жыл бұрын

Shit no Sherlock

@nexal627

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get it

@wsphh2692

5 жыл бұрын

people die when they are killed

before i die i will hire some big bulky dudes to attent my funeral in MIB like suits and black shades they shall just stand around somewhere and frown and not talk to anyone

Like how you can joke around and still be professional and stick to your script you’re great at this push it to the next level wanna see you on some tv show narrating

"The anticipation of death is worse than death itself" -My favourite quote of all time

@redwineisfine

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Seagal hard to kill

@RandomCrap

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah and it only depends how you die. Instant death != cruel, filled with daily pain for years death

@BeyondBaito

3 жыл бұрын

It's true

@nickolasnielson4727

3 жыл бұрын

i was clinically dead instead of legally dead, so I got arrested for being not legally dead, the sentence was death

@JohnnyBo-v

3 жыл бұрын

I can tell you're not very special or unique for clinging to common sense standard thoughts as major characteristics of your personality.

I could listen to you talk for hours No homo

@onioncuttingninja

6 жыл бұрын

olinaD asoR full homo

@fishywishyfishfisk

6 жыл бұрын

Im gay. no homo

@That_Guy--

6 жыл бұрын

It's not homo if the balls don't touch

@TheRobot13

6 жыл бұрын

Who eats a burger that way!!

@TheLegend-kg6ki

6 жыл бұрын

olinaD asoR w

RIP-Bradford February 5, 1921 - February 5, 2021 100 Years

@canadianrocketman3475

3 жыл бұрын

what

just imagine having a siezure and then you're like "oh well, guess i died"

When I was a child death was my biggest fear. As an adult, the responsibilities, anxieties and serious family problems at home changed my mindset. In some twisted way, the thought of leaving this world and emotional pain, materialism, anxiety and regret sounds like a relief. Even if there is no afterlife, endless silence isnt so much a scary proposition anymore. At this point it rather sounds like a relief. Like when you fall asleep at night and dont think about your problems. I want that more than anything the older I get.

@brozi4483

3 жыл бұрын

I think the same too

@BeyondBaito

3 жыл бұрын

No because by that point you can't even comprehend it. What does that feel like? That's what I'm scared off because I don't want to just die, but be put into silence forever, and never even know I was once alive. That's what I'm scared of.

@thatdudeinurcomments5652

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t think it’s possible to have relieve after u die think about it it’s impossible

@debayanbhattacharya1354

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man.... Sorry you feel this way... But you can try reading Michael Newton's books... Those changed my perspective of death....

@areeeash1124

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like when you die, you either become another person and NEVER realize it, or you literally just get erased. Kind of like sleep, there's literally nothing. You simply don't exist.

Scientist dicovered that people who have more birthdays live longer, so if u keep celebrating birthdays u wont die

@nunoferreira2998

6 жыл бұрын

dayzgamer7 Cool Tip!

@happy-rr7cv

6 жыл бұрын

dayzgamer7 im to poor to afford birthday parties

@safina1256

6 жыл бұрын

I'll celebrate my birthday twice a year then.

@moocowbees

6 жыл бұрын

Fazdolanguy Flores That's offensive to gay people

@RedFox-pj3ff

6 жыл бұрын

dayzgamer7 Nah. Do the opposite. No birthdays, no extra years therefore you're forever one age.

From renting family members, to mourners. What has this world come to... And most of us thought renting a girlfriend was depressing.

@ariadneschild8460

2 жыл бұрын

In ancient Greece it was expected that you would have professional mourners present to heighten the occasion.

Ah, what a lovely video to watch right before bed.

You know, maybe the number of deaths this year is gonna be a little higher than 57 million. Don't know why tho

@coltonbates629

4 жыл бұрын

l o l

@ohyeahyeah1955

4 жыл бұрын

i dont think more than a million people are going to die to the virus. so at the very most it is going to be 57 020 000 deaths or something

@bennolan454

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohyeahyeah1955 coronavirus has already killed 250k

@yorhahoudini4531

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohyeahyeah1955 At it's current progression the virus could kill millions

@Nomin130

4 жыл бұрын

@@ohyeahyeah1955 20 000 deaths....we passed that a long time ago honey

Revive me I have the Ray gun

@lonleybeer

6 жыл бұрын

Hammi Games 💀💀💀

@lightningstrike4825

6 жыл бұрын

Hammi Games tap it bro tap it

@trolltrieu8543

6 жыл бұрын

Memories, I miss the 2007-2014 era of life. So much fun and discoveries.

@bestredditstories1158

6 жыл бұрын

Hammi Games Good times, my friend

@physical_insanity

6 жыл бұрын

Hammi Games Oh the nostalgia. Why'd you have to remind me that I'm old?

love the stock footage video of the guy eating the burger weird, lol, really liked these videos but LOVE you new documentary style

"If we have been pleased with life, we should not be displeased with death, since it comes from the hand of the same master" - Michelangelo

'Top 10 Facts: Reasons I hate Denmark'

@mcgoldenblade4765

6 жыл бұрын

He's Swedish. That's why.

@maxhydra6432

6 жыл бұрын

Tobias Ruddi ja fuck da dig selv😂😂😂

@kida569

6 жыл бұрын

Tobias Ruddi Profile picture checks out.

I'd love to see Top Ten Facts: Hacking

Think about it, can you Imagine not existing? Existence is all a person knows. An absolute mindfuck.

I’m so impressed with your work, and thank you for treating your audience as reasonably intelligent, it’s amazingly refreshing.