Too Broke to be Woke - Standup Comedy Special - Dan Pan
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You will find extra standup clips on here monthly. As well as tickets to my future live shows.
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0:00 | Introduction
1:25 | Black people
5:03 | White privilege
8:42 | Short men
11:46 | Yellow Fever
13:20 | How to get an Asian girl
18:11 | Representation
21:28 | Asian Parents
32:08 | Relationships and addictions
38:46 | Chinese Government
Too Broke to be Woke is Dan Pan's Debut Standup comedy Special. It was filmed in Toronto Ontario at the Glenn Gould Studio.
Contact
danpancomedy@gmail.com
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i know a league youtuber that sounds like this dude
@YourKyckling
2 ай бұрын
@@UncleStrolen No it's obviously not. Look at the channel name.
@UncleStrolen
2 ай бұрын
@@YourKyckling kzread.info/dash/bejne/eK6rk6dxh661dKQ.html
@raressavu9531
2 ай бұрын
@@YourKyckling this comment aged badly
@raidcrhonos
2 ай бұрын
Me too
@YourKyckling
2 ай бұрын
@@raressavu9531 What do you mean? Their names do not match.
This felt like a tedtalk
@brucedao2360
2 ай бұрын
Where are the jokes?
@Epicionx
2 ай бұрын
@@brucedao2360 LOL
@Blastizor
2 ай бұрын
Cus the crowd was absolute shit! Dong was so hilarious, i laughed my ass off the whole time, just like i do with all his KZread league videos.
@alexdlocoa
2 ай бұрын
Was that it? He needed a better laugh track? Idk. Maybe. I think his delivery needs work tbh.
@Blastizor
2 ай бұрын
@@alexdlocoa Yup there's a lot of stuff that needs work, but he's got a good baseline.
this guy sounds like he makes league of legends documentaries
@majslev1583
2 ай бұрын
And had grade A Wagyu in his freezer
@Patrick-df9nb
Ай бұрын
I've only heard half his standup set, but it sounds like he should stick to league, where he might actually be a legend
@Blake_Laisure
Ай бұрын
@@Patrick-df9nbyou should stick to not commenting
@Patrick-df9nb
Ай бұрын
@@Blake_Laisureand you should stick to blasting your face with a spotlight
@EpicJones1
12 күн бұрын
This is an example of when the comments section is just as funny as the comedian. 😂😂😂
When the guy in the crowd yelled "Ghengis Khan" as an Asian sex symbol, i laughed.
@Caitlin-xj5zx
Ай бұрын
I peed a little lol
Homie at like 7:49 yelling "Iiii'm slightly uncomfortabllleeeee~" was insane
@SwayDarling
2 ай бұрын
i'm in tears laughing and paused to see if this comment was here lol
@TheeAriaLee
Ай бұрын
Bruh. I had to pause this... and leave.
@forthehomies7043
Ай бұрын
As the professionals would say, "What a pu$$y!"
@Lovehandels
5 күн бұрын
Dude! That killed me!!!!
Bro didnt tell jokes. He just ranted
@NicholusMadonsela
2 ай бұрын
Bro, I didn't laugh once.
@Patrick-df9nb
Ай бұрын
I literally knew the whole act would be trash at 1:23 the opening line when he says "black people" as his favorite topic as if that was a punchline. Right there, his whole act boiled down to one sentence
@Blake_Laisure
Ай бұрын
@@Patrick-df9nb you are incoherent
@Patrick-df9nb
Ай бұрын
@@Blake_Laisure sorry to hear that you are illiterate
@Blake_Laisure
Ай бұрын
@@Patrick-df9nb You realize I can see you edited it right 😂
How the #1 League of Legends commentator uses comedy to follow a dream
this guy wouldn't last a minute in league of legends
After years of enjoying DongHuaP, and laughing alone at league of legends jokes, my family is finally going to enjoy this legend with me.
@Sprinkles456
2 ай бұрын
this isn't family friendly man 😭
@JacobTheSunPreacher
2 ай бұрын
@@Sprinkles456 what if i don't have a family friendly family?
@Sprinkles456
2 ай бұрын
@@JacobTheSunPreacher then go right ahead good sir
@froglifes6829
2 ай бұрын
this is ass comedy
@tundaja
2 ай бұрын
@@froglifes6829 you're ass human
I respect Dong he has the balls to bring up hard topics this was great.
@Blastizor
2 ай бұрын
Exactly bro, only sad thing is this crowd was FULL with white people who all carry that infamous white guilt, sad.
@lebohangmofokeng-jf3db
2 ай бұрын
agreed
@jadziamerryweather77888
2 ай бұрын
Choice phrasing
@TwiztedHumor
2 ай бұрын
yeah hes kinda bullshit really on most of these points, and they arent original whatsoever.
@forthehomies7043
Ай бұрын
Bro if he actually had a good crowd here and not a bunch of sensitive, shy introverts this set would've been explosive
I have been telling my wife about this legend for years
Colonize me is wild 😭
Hey man, used to love your youtube videos but I'm not sure this was your best work. I'll try and be as constructive as possible but inevitably it'll be quite negative. First off I really like two parts in particular, your response to the audience at 13:53 was great. Made you feel like a laid back guy that's quick on his feet. I think this vibe would be great to show off in the other parts of your performance. Second thing I liked was the joke about 'imagine if black panther was about rap battles and drive-by shootings'. Fucking hilarious, best joke I've heard in a while, I was audibly laughing. Onto some of the more negative things I have to say (I like you that's why I'm being so detailed, not meant to be hate in any way): You said you've been in standup for 13 years but your entire set is jokes that have been told before by others. I would've loved to see more original material, even if it meant breaking the continuity of your set's theme (race and upbringing). The porn joke was more novel but I'm not sure I would say it's a great bit. It seemed you delivered your jokes the way you wanted to, which is good, but I think you had the wrong idea for the delivery to begin with. For example at 27:15, 'practice practice practice' while making slapping movements can be funny, but it's ruined by you having awkward posture. You start by slapping an imaginary child smaller than you and you finish with a punch close to your face as if you're punching someone your own height. And looking away while doing the movement seemed like you didn't really know what you wanted to achieve either. Same with the kick you did about 10 seconds later, just seems a little awkward and doesn't add anything to the bit. A lot of your stories also feel like a trauma dumping. You can hear the audience feels the same from all the 'wow...' you hear after you talk about the suicide of your friend. Talking about trauma can be great but you have to make clear that you're making light of the situation. Instead I was confused if you were telling a joke or solliciting sympathy. Your anger is acted out too intensely and doesn't contribute much to the jokes and when they do, it's 30 seconds of angry talk for a medium quality joke. Go back and look at audience reaction to your angry bits, if it goes on too long people get uncomfortable. side note: I think your outfit doesn't suit your body, it kinda hides you as a person and made your body language more subdued since most of the movements were hidden in the baggy clothes. I felt like body language was something you wanted to use in your set so make sure your clothes don't work against you. I loved your youtube videos back in the day and I think you have a unique mind for some things, just make sure the other parts of your performance are polished as well so that your strength can shine through. I feel like bobby lee's performance at kims of comedy had the same style you were going for, watch it and see how he delivers his material (sorry to compare you to others like your parents did)
@yashy21
2 ай бұрын
You broke it down pretty well. I would also add that his facial expressions show a lot of fear and insecurity, and the way he speaks, you can clearly hear that he is kinda forcing to sound more confident and add the emotion but it doesn't match what we are seeing so it ends up weird. I would love seeing him improve on those details and get better over time!
@dswiigamer1
2 ай бұрын
@@yashy21 yeah that's a great point, the mismatch between facial expression and the words are what makes it not gel quite right. I would've phrased it more as awkwardness instead of fear and anxiety, but now that you say anxiety, I see that that could be contributing as well. Definitely excited to see him improve yeah!
@forthehomies7043
Ай бұрын
While I do agree with your critiques, I would also like to take a look at the positive side as well. I thought this was absolutely hilarious, and if he had an actual good crowd instead of a bunch of sensitive, shy introverts this set wouldve been explosive
I'm here to stay, if this is the way just keep doing it
As a black race person, i approve of these jokes he makes about us black folks.
@jb6409
Ай бұрын
that is something a white race person would utter
@Brxwn9
17 күн бұрын
I don't. Don't say "as a black race person" as if you represent us as a majority.
As a Chinese guy who was adopted by white parents, I always personally feel lucky that I didn't have to deal with traditional Chinese parents. Good combination of comedic styles touching on real topics, and some basic toilet humor laughs. The "loser for killing yourself" jokes got me the most.
Hi guys, my name is afterlord and I've been a professional donghuap watcher for ten years and as of today I'm no longer going to be watching any donghuap content. I'm gonna be watching dan pan content from now on.
Asian parent rant was so real. Felt that in my bones when he talked about the comparing game like we were trading cards.
The groans from the audience made it 10x funny 😂😊
THIS WAS TOO REAL PLEASE KEEP IT UP HAAHAHHA 😭
Awesome comedy dude. That crowd really underappreciated you lol. Nice to see you make videos again, from a LoL watcher of yours
Loved this special!! Not scared to step on some stupid toes 😂😂😭
You killed it brother keep it up, you got urself a follower on your new endevour
Amazing Video i love it !
Came here via your league channel. Your comedy is just as funny as in your other videos. Really enjoyed this special!
Wow! Nice set and having a nice stage performance with an audience! Very impressed by your stand-up! This is very cool that you’re a new KZread creator and this being your first video. I’m glad to be along for the ride as a subscriber.🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂😂
Made me laugh a bunch of times, really good show!
That crowd was harsh. He was one of the funniest most original comedian ive heard in a long time. Done his jokes just like everyone else does
i think i heard a chuckle or two in there somewhere
@samlcyo2
2 ай бұрын
This was pretty rough ngl I don't understand why people are so afraid to keep doing what they're good at...
@LunarEdge7
2 ай бұрын
@@samlcyo2 You mean League of Cancer?
Asian parents sound like Balkan ones
7:50 “I am slightly uncomfortable” 🤣🤣
@lebohangmofokeng-jf3db
2 ай бұрын
he sounds like a white hippie which is make funnier
I loved it
refreshing to see the sense of humor from the LoL channel was authentic
Hilarious!!! Keep it up!
Fr too broke to be woke is facts! This is funny good stuff Dan!
I loved this special a lot, I hope it gets plenty of clout and attention as a lifelong fan of your content. As side notes, take them or leave them, I think around 20:20, there was a perfect spot for a different radioactive Asian joke 😅 and playing into the crowd work a bit more is always good! The input from the audience with Genghis Khan was a great springboard into an improv tangent, though I can get how it's better to see in hindsight. Lastly, if you can work a bit more on your transitions, I think the comedic timing will definitely peak. Godspeed man, I love your work, keep at it!
This made me laugh, thanks
Honestly enjoyed the show a lot, you've got a great future ahead of you if done right. Personally, I enjoy when comedians respond to hecklers or random shouts, like the dude at 7:49. It makes your on-stage persona more "glued together" in a way, or confident, which imo is pretty necessary, helps to create that experience of a standup show. Looing forward to your next show and watching you grow as a comedian and perfomer.
Man, this is not a Standup Comedy, but I am pretty impressed by how you are able to engage the audience. Whatever you have done, good job!
@jb6409
2 ай бұрын
what is it then
@wangpark6509
2 ай бұрын
@@jb6409Ted talk
First time I have heard a ted talk cosplay as a comedy special.
Great show. Next show Im gonna come watch I also live in Toronto
Props to you for dealing with that crowd honestly, Can't wait to see what you got in store next!
Better than I expected.
Funny stuff! Proud of u dan
His voice sound good for documentary type videos
@BloopTube
2 ай бұрын
He should totally do a podcast or something, talk about his hobbies
Yooooo. brother. I give big props to you for having the balls to do standup and go into risky topics. As a someone who really like your content and want you to succeed, your pace is too akin to a documentary or a TED talk. There are comedians who have a slow pace but their style of jokes match with it, like louis c k. I think for your type of jokes you need a punchier delivery for it to hit harder. Also try to avoid stereo typical jokes because I feel like I've heard the same joke said in a different way a million times before. I wish you the best. Good luck in your career. I'll be keeping up with your progress
As an Asian American male. Some of things mentioned weighed very heavy on me. Luckily I'm not short but never picked is heart breaking. The over compensation to try to get someone is still impossible. Unwinnable. My mental is shot.
@Dostendite
2 ай бұрын
hang in there thomas i believe in you
Subbed. Good luck on your journies
Unlucky, got an entire crowd of introverts lmao
Bro you don’t have to hit the end of every line so hard. The contrast makes it hit harder
you're smashing it!
Dong Huap, this is GREAT! My favorite joke was when you said «i don’t resent my parents tho…». That shit made me laugh so hard :) I Hope to see more standup by you in the future! Thankyou :)
That was fairly entertaining to watch, enjoyed the show overall. Personally, the only criticism I have is the intensity and anger at which you narrated the whole thing. While it was quite fitting with the whole theme of the special, I think it came off a bit overbearing and intense at times. Nonetheless, it was enjoyable, can't wait for more.
Hi Dong, I’m a black woman who wishes there were a lot more Asian men on my dating profiles. Congrats on your special love. Take care. ❤
As an Asian, I couldn't agree more about the Asian parent part, he talks about it in a fun way, but trust me, in reality, it is NOT FUN AT ALL. I truly hate my parents, but wish all the best to all the Asian kids😀
I'm number 888 of your subscribers, glad to be around to see you living your dream. So I'm gonna stay for a while
Ill be waiting for his rise to the great comedy
Hell yeah dude
Poor Dong Pan. His anger shows me how much pain he is in. 😢
Love to see you going after your dreams!
Came from the League announcement and I enjoyed your set thoroughly
felt like I just watched a therapy session.
As a white guy with an Asian girlfriend I very much enjoyed this. 😂 Good show, love the character and rawness. I never heard you pronounce your name in Chinese before. And I know you're a pro at this but sometimes you hold the mic so far from your voice that the volume becomes too low. Don't be afraid to put that mic up to your face.
You have a new subscriber!!!
excellent show 🤗
Goodluck on your comedy journey
This was very funny..!
Love the topics covered, love the authenticity. The delivery was kind of a lot for me, but to each their own.
the middle and end are a lot stronger than the beginning, if i only watched the first 10 minutes i'd be dissapointed but it gets a lot better after that IMO
Watched it all the way through. This audience did not reflect how freaking funny you are IMO. Great stuff! I came from donghuap, and I'll be following Dan Pan now.
@blzzz
2 ай бұрын
I'm not sure the crowd knew what they were going to get.
This guy should try a game called league of legends
Bro your yellow fever bit is money. I love how u started letting loose. You have what it takes man.
as an asian i really felt the repressed family trauma in this one keep em coming ❤️
Thank you for sharing your humor.
Loved this, there were some seriously fucking funny jokes lol, can't wait for more
the LOL comments are gold but this was pretty good for your first go at it dude!
Perfection :); I love seeing your league community here haha
This is good
Dan Pan for next president
I like your material, but imo the delivery is too aggressive. It might not even be that it's too aggressive, but the style, tone, cadence, and intonation is too consistently, particularly consistently aggressive. I think the best comics are able to present their stories, lead ups, and punchlines very dynamically. I actually think that could be a habit from how you've historically presented your documentary style content where it makes sense. You're bringing your energy up higher than said past content to own the stage in a live setting which is good, but the energy, or at least the level of it consistently can wear on an audience member and dull the impact of your punchlines when it's all been delivered at similar power. Sincerely though, good luck and I hope you keep going.
@Hatewatcherrr
2 ай бұрын
its just dogsht
This was pretty good for a League KZreadr's first standup. Well done, Dong.
He's so honest, I enjoyed it lots! 💚💚💚
Very funny :)
Dan Pan arc HERE WE GO
The coomer porn addict bit was pretty shit tbh, other than that tho I found that most of the punchlines landed
I thought this was a TedTalk skid at first lol
Thank you ❤😊
It’s like bro was trying to break up with his girlfriend
as an asian american, i felt this rant lol
Go Dan!! :)))
Let's fucking go!!!
I love how he broke the audience around 4/5 the way through
dang crazy how someone's life take a 180 turn for the better once they quit playing league
Every second was fucking perfect! I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. I grew up with many Asians at a boarding school so this is pretty close to home. I think the crowd greatly lacked a sense of humor or the inside knowledge of what it's like to grow up Asian, but aside from that they got the stuff that was objectively funny. Excellent job, keep writing and producing content until you can't be ignored. 💯👌
This guy is amazing keep it up
This guy sees and thinks nothing but color. His name was the funniest part of the act
I'm copy-pasting this from my chat in discord sharing this skit. I've watched Dong long enough to know he's reading every comment lol: Yo I've watched him a long time right? He can go ham sometimes lol and I love how real and raw he can be. BUT GOD DAMN. This comedy special he gets unhinged some times. It's good, but there's def some hard topics so be warned. I mean in the sense that it detracts from the comedy. It's too jarring for me in his delivery. It could be funny, but sometimes lands too hard. Otherwise solid skit. I'll give it a 7/10 for his first stand-up routine ever.
Enjoyed the comedy, leaving a comment for the algorithm
Great work, keep pursuing your dreams man. Idk if it's me or because it's a live recording but the audio mixing is a little low for me
the dude that said "im slightly uncomfortable" at 7:50 made me laugh. we're all slightly uncomfortable about the situation. thats why talking about it is useful