I bet when he's not touring he's roaming the lands helping peasants with his Witcher skills lol

@jasmeg2844

7 жыл бұрын

Challenging merchants to a round of djent.

@Fire27hun

7 жыл бұрын

If you win, ill give you my special card, Tosin Abasi

@granto425

7 жыл бұрын

National Acrobat dude, literally the best comment I have ever read xD

@DeOrestes

7 жыл бұрын

Why does he carry 2 drumsticks? One for humans....the other for monsters.

@ChilisauLP

7 жыл бұрын

Omg, these comments killed me😂😂😂😂

He chews in odd time

@diegosepulveda4669

7 жыл бұрын

i was thinking about he actually talks in ood time signatures

@anthonyderosa7730

6 жыл бұрын

kababrutal all I pictured was chewing to do not look down

@Progressive90

6 жыл бұрын

Laughed out loud at this.

@fiends8908

6 жыл бұрын

No, he chews in complex polyrythyms that can be logically transcribed in 4/4, gawhd.

@gavabundo_0072

6 жыл бұрын

+Fiend S He chews in complex polymeters that can be written to fit in a 4/4 bar.

he's the best drummer to play the drums for the most brutally technical band, he writes the most bone chilling, goosebumping, spine waggling, brutally brutal lyrics but he's just such a sweet guy :))

Tomas has the most beautiful grey hair I have ever seen :3

@kenfrazee41

7 жыл бұрын

totally, I just looked at my tired-of-shaving chin rug in mirror- Tom Araya gray stripes! Old metal heads rule.

@kaleidojess

7 жыл бұрын

Yessss, he does its so Luscious and healthy looking.

@MMMCLXXX

5 жыл бұрын

Ｂａｌｄ　Ｍａｓｔｅｒ　Ｒａｃｅ！ Right Jens? *Jens-*

@rubaidaallen2764

4 жыл бұрын

Tomas Haake, Adam Jones, Tom Araya and Kirk Hammet. Very few men in metal look amazing as their hair goes grey, but the above mentioned 4, still look handsome rocking the silver.

Dimmu Burger with Djent sauce. lol

he seems like such a nice guy!

@danieldaza3412

8 жыл бұрын

+Slipz Sanz said the obvious troll

@lukerogers151

8 жыл бұрын

+Slipz Sanz Dude, I've seen your previous comments and your videos, don't pretend you're some incredibly intelligent guy, you're not, you're a fucking troll. Bye.

@lukerogers151

8 жыл бұрын

+Slipz Sanz I don't care though, because you like DEP so I'll just ignore everything and move on.

@dujl

7 жыл бұрын

Nice trolling, idiot. You're such an edgy, cool guy with your awesome skills of provocation.

@RobertWadlow292

7 жыл бұрын

Where does he display cognitive dissonance? Do you even know what that means?

I got to make a Djent Sauce now. Tomas you are welcome to my Kitchen anytime :D I will cook you an odd time steak.

@MIZORAM_mafaka_hnamte

6 жыл бұрын

Headbanger's Kitchen *Hello, Big fan of Demonic Resurrection*

Man I love Tomas, not only he is outstanding musician, he's such a cool dude.

Can I have some coffee with extra Meshuggah ?

So this video has further cemented my view that Tomas Haake is just an alien visiting us with his higher brain function, amusing himself by playing impossible beats, and sampling our food.

My first thought, "Why would I want to watch Tomas talk about food. I don't care what he thinks about food, I just love his drumming." My second thought, "Damn that chicken looks good!" Then I proceeded to eagerly watch the rest of the video. :)

He is slowly turning into a human God. I think we can expect some super powers and miracles by 2020.

@protestssopeacefulweneedad2017

5 жыл бұрын

human god = oxymoron

@pad-dydrummer5929

4 жыл бұрын

Now is the right time for him to really emerge as a God on a new Meshuggah album! 🎈🙏

@alexobregonbauluz3304

3 жыл бұрын

Oh this one aged horribly xD

@danielxdrumming

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexobregonbauluz3304 FOR REAL🤣😂

Food and metal! My two favourites

guys he's literally become a drum wizard.

djent sauce lol

@weeniehutjuniors6715

7 жыл бұрын

No no, it's progessive sauce

@greensmurf9623

6 жыл бұрын

"How does it taste?" "...complex"

Hey it takes alot of calories to play the shit he does

@alanhowitzer

7 жыл бұрын

Like running a marathon.

@AdamYoudell

7 жыл бұрын

Alan Fox He def looks trimmed down

@MarshTheDarsh

7 жыл бұрын

+Gigerian "watcha lookin at m'gut fer?" Phil Collins

@Pirustae

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, a drummer needs all the calories

Did he just say Djent sauce?

@MarshTheDarsh

7 жыл бұрын

Misha mansauce

@nickzettas5220

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah in a Dimmu Burger

@MarshTheDarsh

7 жыл бұрын

+Nick Zedd with a side thallad

@faultandfracture

7 жыл бұрын

+Marsh the Darsh Ew! lol

@ELMarz

7 жыл бұрын

I think he meant Jens like Jens kidman. Not sure though.

Tomas looks fantastic for his age.

0:57 I ship it

That chef growls good 😂

the way he says omelette is my new favorite word.

@ZT-fc8mw

15 күн бұрын

I know, old comment, but "OM-AH-LETTE-SSSSS".

That's just fantastic! Can't wait for the new album!

Great couple of videos with Tomas. Thanks

His accent is almost American.

@Christian-vq8rd

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Fox He sounds almost like a New Yorker.

@protestssopeacefulweneedad2017

5 жыл бұрын

@@Christian-vq8rd he sounds nothing like a Jew Yorker

@candersson60

4 жыл бұрын

@@asr1143 More contact with American culture.

@MeskDaKrull

4 жыл бұрын

@@candersson60 ^ this, most swedes have a harder time understanding brits

@guitaristcam5573

4 жыл бұрын

Cars kill more people than Guns everyday Swedyorker

So, I'm just now seeing this and all your other food-related videos. DON'T STOP DOING THESE! Food shows are generally awesome, but adding metal into the equation makes them EPIC! Plus, it's great to see how metal musicians tend to be really awesome people. =)

I just watched Tomas Haake eat for three minutes and enjoyed it. He's like your friend's uncle.

this was a really cool piece on him! more like this!

whats up meshuggah, great to see you finally being so Present and getting Much well deserved attention!

"Where the food at?" This is why I love this guy

0:09

@SmugSuspenders

7 жыл бұрын

Needs to be sampled :)

@Azmiska58

7 жыл бұрын

fuzati55 o

@Tamas-Ulrich

6 жыл бұрын

raining food :D

I loves these dudes.

Meshuggah great band

Djent sauce

Great vid

You gotta love this guy🤗❤️

That all looks fantastic.

Love you man

I love him. Drum god!

Tomas makes my world easyer.

Du är bäst Thomas! Hade inte vart mycket utav mig utan ditt musikskapande. Ses på slagverket någon dag! :)

Cool vid,cant go wrong with meshuggah and food,classic.Man that lil' teaser of music,not enough!

This food looks so good! Wow!

Chef Brian makes some amazing food and he makes it look so fucking easy

This made my mouth water. Or Bleed. I can't tell.

This guy needs his own show

This is so amazing lolllll

That looks *AMAAAA-*

My favorite drummer eating booji food is just what I needed today

0:57 "Can i come live with you?" "suuuuuuure"

i freakin love how he says omelet

He is such a handsome man

I hope this video triggers regular Tomas Tuesdays on the Meshuggah reddit, where people can post their cute pictures of Tomas with his favourite foods!!

wow , drumming royalty

I hope one day I'll get to meet up with you Tomas

The way he says ''omelettes'' is adorable!

nice!

Love Tomas man, while he writes the meanest fucking drum parts ever he seems to be a very nice guy!

God of drummer

his english got so much better since the 90s. i can tell he has been living here along time now. Jens on the other hand is more into sweden. both cool just interesting to hear :)

Thomas is so cool haha.

I was lucky to have a BLT tonight . . . but without a tomato :(. That food looked and sounded amazing :D Especially the "technical sauce"! I hope I can afford the new album on the release date! And Dinner :p.

I guess it's worth saying, my buddies and I met Meshuggah at a Wendy's back in 2012 before their show. We even sat a table over from them. I will die happy.

0:10 *Where the food at?!* 😂

I love how at the start he's got a fork in both hands, imagining him just double timing food into his gob

I was not expecting this.

Eating great burgers while watching Tomas eating some delicious food!

That fried chicken and waffle thing I must have this. SO GOOD OMG

I really didn't expect this video to be entertaining. Surprise surprise.

Can't believe how long its been since future breed machine came out

Tomas got off easy! I wanted to see him cook the meal! lol

god that food looks so good

he should do his own food review

the soft boiled egg on top is so killer!

kool

Tomas just made me hungry! All if this food looked Extremely Delicious..💀🤘

Right now I'm having some Meshuggah with muh coffee.

Djent sauce....awesome

1:45 to 2:04 sounds more and more like Steve Brule if you play it back a few times

I kept waitin for the Swedish chef from the muppets to come out. Vert der furk!

i died at "Djent Sauce" XD

Im pretty sure this chef recently made a dish with Mark and Matt from Periphery.

This is a very tasty burger - can i use it as a crash?

Damn, he's become Heavy Metals White Wizard!

an ordinary man with a beyond human skill.

ama-lets

C'mon dude, come eat in Italy sometimes! You may already have ate here but, believe me, you didn't eat all we can cook! As short as you move on "the boot" you always find some new delight waiting! Scout's honor! P.S. \m/ yeah! \m/

Mr. Haake and I seem to have the same points of view on food ^_^

dude, i love eat too.

He's been in the US to long lol Much love for the skin slayer!

Hey Metal Injection, by any chance did you guys ask Tomas what he does to his hair to make it so silky and fucking flawless!?

Food for THE MACHINE.

1:46

Dimmu Burger is an amazing name 😂

I understand, I eat too much also because I love eating 🙂

Anyone know the track at the very end ?

"It's a technical sauce"

tomas even cannot hit the table without a disonance sound

Lmao

His accent is immaculate for a suede. Didn't even notice at all

Eats so much that he enters the violent sleep of reason and now plays drums in Dissonance.