Nik, you're my favorite turtle.

@neoz7178

Жыл бұрын

Nik Nokturtle🐢

@UnionCountyPhotography

Жыл бұрын

@@neoz7178 real

@GarghFever

Жыл бұрын

our*

@davidhemelik5234

Жыл бұрын

Fact

@pooyataleb2514

Жыл бұрын

Who's Nik? Only Noc here

You missed the oportunity to call yourself nok nikturtle

@DannySlept

Жыл бұрын

hahhahahah

@NikNocturnal

Жыл бұрын

GG

@ravciozo7517

Жыл бұрын

This! Is! Sand-nikturtle! XD

Nik: No one's a bassist *proceeds to find only bassist people XDDDD

@ZagZagSama

Жыл бұрын

I spit my tea all ower the desk. F*ck You brah :D

@ximenaallessandrij.5972

Жыл бұрын

@@ZagZagSama 🤣🤣🤣

YOU MAKE US NERDS HAPPY, NIK. ☺️

@NikNocturnal

Жыл бұрын

:D

"What? I have to pay money to judge people?!" - Pure gold!

@matts0688

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I said fam. Wait this is a 7 month old video? I thought it said 7 hours. Did this happen?

I need a sequel to this

I swear Nik's eye bags get darker every video, hope you're getting sleep bro lmao

@m3talmonk3y

Жыл бұрын

Nik is actually a raccoon disguised as a hooman. 🦝

@bebrageren2587

Жыл бұрын

No he is nocturnal he never sleeps

@dougsrosen

Жыл бұрын

It's definitely not mega bong rips...

@invadernik

Жыл бұрын

the cringe keeps him awake. yes he`s "immune" to it but well..ya

Being that i know Luc personally, never been more exicited for a cameo of someone i know lmao

Love the meme-content, Nik. This video made my day. 🤣

I cant belive, Wellington is from Brazil, Mauro Henrique is a singer of Gospel Rock. One of the best from Mauro is Meus próprios meios.

@HectorRasquinho

Жыл бұрын

yeah, and I'd say "Lisa Pereira" is from Brazil also

This needs to be a series with weekly updates!

"And number 3... I wasted my day." Man laughed hard at that strong finish.

Please do more, I loved this XD

Cow Core is pretty good but Moo Moo Core is just utterly amazing

@altonb93

Жыл бұрын

Ba dum tssssss🥁

@meeserbaker

Жыл бұрын

-.- Take ur 38 likes and gtfo /jk

"No one's a bassist." Me : **slowly disintegrates**

@p1aydumb280

Жыл бұрын

rhythm guitarist who actually can play bass, kinda a mostly true statement.

I'm torn between Snapping and Sea Turtles as the best in all the land (and sea) lol. Bro I'm so down for Geet and Vocal collabs for Metalcore and Blackened Slam-Cow-Core.

"I'm sorry nik" *pulls plastic staw out of back pocket*

@altonb93

Жыл бұрын

*throws plastic 6-pack can holder into the water*

@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251

Жыл бұрын

@@altonb93 uses can holder to catch a nic noc-sea turtle for dinner.

“Let’s do burzum” had me dying. 😂

Favorite genre: Memecore

@NikNocturnal

Жыл бұрын

Same

Luc Chiasson actually sounds pretty damn cool

@LMChaser31

Жыл бұрын

No, he's definitely not

@LMChaser31

Жыл бұрын

The song is Wounds by Merkaba (my old band) if you're interested!

@jeanpitre5789

Жыл бұрын

@@LMChaser31 what an absolute giga-chad

@LMChaser31

Жыл бұрын

@@jeanpitre5789 Luc Chadsson

I never knew how many people needed bassist until I got on vampr. Found one of my bands on the app, connected with bigger bands, and gotten shows. But, everything Nik did is about the average experience.

There was one that was designed for dating other people who are into your style of music, but it ended up just being girls who want to date you because they think you're in a band.

@jeremylhay

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. I got on that for a couple days out of curiosity. It was depressing. The girls were mostly INCREDIBLY unattractive but with insanely high expectations. So it was basically like tinder but with girls who listen to like Shinedown and Trapt and stuff.

@_fadingcolors

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremylhay the worst part was that their profile song autoplayed while you were swiping 😅

@mississipi1103

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremylhay you're recommanded people of the same attractiveness as you tho ... The algorithm bro...

@watersnortmoment3734

Жыл бұрын

@Miss Issipi There’s no way in Hell the algorithms work like that, I only see very attractive girls on those apps, but I’m nothing special myself. I just don’t believe the algorithm works like that

Favorite turtle - Sandpit Turtle That one song by BMTH where he says “THIS. IS. SANDPIT TURTLE!!!!” You know the song 😂

@RossFixxxed

Жыл бұрын

I can never unhear that now!

Just like Tindr, Vampr is just a sausage party.

@yannjoanno6933

Жыл бұрын

And even worse, that new conservative dating app that failed miserably because no women would ever go on it x)

@The_Guitar_Guy_

Жыл бұрын

Not where I am

@LateLastNight

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Guitar_Guy_ I’m not too sure there’s anyone but you where you’re at

@yannjoanno6933

Жыл бұрын

@Iceman nah, the subject is dating apps and the lesser amount of women on them, just didnt know what was its name so I called it like that.

I loved this. THIS needs to be your next weekly video with updates. We don’t want you to get mugged/stabbed but it would be one of the most interesting things in the world if you met a few of these people and actually made a song. Probably do a quick check to make sure they’re not a murderer first

it's six in the morning and I just got a notification. what a good way to start the day ☺️

Luc Chiasson’s music was fire tho 🔥

@LMChaser31

Жыл бұрын

Thanks fam

@LMChaser31

Жыл бұрын

The song is Wounds by Merkaba (my old band) if you're interested!

Need this more often lol 😂

Damn nik trying to get that band together for termina

É muito bom ver o meme da Nazaré sendo usado na gringa hahaha COME TO BRAZIL

Nik, I dare you to make a song with the people you connect with!

Nik, the photo of the person playing themself like a guitar is an illustration to a poem called "My Guitar" by Shel Silverstein

Ah yes, my favorite bassist. Nok Nikturnal.

S tier Nik video

At 1:53 I thought Andy Cizek popped up for you for a second lol

Damn, love me some blackened slam-cow-core 🤘🏻🐄 🎸

Didn't know u where located in the GTA thats sick been watching you for awhile

I like that John Mayer happened to show up when you're basically doing the same thing he did in that parking lot with the bear suit.

I love blackened slam-cow-core. Honestly my favorite metal subgenre.

"No one is a bassist" -- truer words have never been spoken.

0:17 that Tilian reference hit hard

@SeenFeen

Жыл бұрын

It's an "entire scene" reference

@vasiliypudlik9832

Жыл бұрын

@@SeenFeen who else though?

@kyeoptawerk93ah

Жыл бұрын

@@vasiliypudlik9832 Jesse Lacey is a disgusting pile of shit as well. There's a lot in the scene, not just vocalists, that are groomers/pedos and that have sexual assault allegations (which many of the allegations have turned out to be true)

ur toronto accent really coming out when you say fam xD

You’re amazing for Burzum memes

“Just gimme 1 more swipe”. Lol 😅!!

Only here for the subtle vacuum in the background. Low-key thought I was going crazy.

That Mayhem song, I'm pretty sure Kvlt is pronounced like Cult. Someone from Northern Europe could probably clarify better than I.

@nik nocturnal ever heard of a Black Death metal band called “Thulcandra” they have some sick riffs especially in the album “under a frozen sun”

This was hilarious 🤣

Nik u should review turnup app next lol its designed for metal heads

@gaudibogaert5087

Жыл бұрын

I used to be on there never got a match

@thomasleerling

Жыл бұрын

I used to be on this too hahaha

@milosch666

Жыл бұрын

That's the App I'm getting tons of ads for ;D never heard of the one in the video tho

inb TRBO throws the map on the table, measures out a radius of 58 km from his location and starts searching.

Finally. I can find members with out pasting flyers all over the place.

As an average turtle enjoyer, i approve this video 🐢

3:33 That's a Shel Silverstein drawing, and I may or may not have it tattooed somewhere.

Of all the turtles that we protect, this turtle we must protect above all others.

3:43 Elevator music fr.

There's so much more to relationships than what music you like.

@Werewolf914

Жыл бұрын

There is?!?! I don't think I believe this.

@kylecraig431

Жыл бұрын

COMPLETELY agree! There are Bleghs, Oofs, BREAKdOWNS, solos... gimme a Ruff and these pants are flying off.

@mazvis3304

Жыл бұрын

True but its a nice common ground to have right. I know I'd like to at least meet someone with the same taste and though its not a requirement its definitely bonus points👌

@AlinaUrbansky

Жыл бұрын

True to a point.. however, my life kinda revolves around music so that’s what I tend to talk about most 😶 On the other hand, I don’t care to be in a relationship rn anyway.. music probably really is my true soulmate 💙🎸🤘

@proximityclockworkx1572

Жыл бұрын

Good fkn luck finding someone with similar taste as you who haven't been ran through by hunders of other dudes xd Metal girls are the biggest sluts.

I would die happy if I could do some gnarly growls and maybe a blech or two for Noc Nikturnals band. (half not kidding lol)

Omg, points for including the Seinfeld gang

I have dark circles, and I don't like them, but somehow Nik makes me envy theirs

Cow core would be sick tho

A better love story than twilight

holy fuck, there is a guy who i know pop up. he was a post-hc vocalist in my city in Ukraine. how small world is actually is....

Haven't seen such commercial, maybe because of regional location...

Luuuuccccc 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Sad that you missed so much opportunities bro, on this magical app.

Never thought I'd see someone from North bay on a video like this lol but I grew up with that Sam guy lol My mom is named after his grandma 🤣

Noc NikTurtle 🐢🎸

The real question is- what's YOUR favorite turtle?

You missed out starting the first SurfDjent band

I wish I would see that many bassists

2:51 omg Brazil reference!!!!! 😱😱😱😱

2:05 sick af to see Zillakami shown in the vid

"I have to pay to judge people??" XD

Nima giving final boss energy tbh

get subtitles on at the 6:39 point - more grindr for metalheads than tinder

"Its not safe when im by myself"

Oioioi, I went and saw Tommy Emmanuel last week, absolutely incredible. Easily one of my favorite musicians.

Nik Nocturnal you need to check out the new song from brand of sacrifice Exodos

0:49 😂

“No one’s a bassist”

I wanna see the band that gets created from this lol

Nik, making catfishing metal. 🤘

1:17 Nik is secretly Jared Dines in disguise

My friend has that exact mouth face cello as a huge tattoo on his arm 😂

Missed opportunity for Noc Nicturtle.

local guitar center lmaooo

Absolutely no musicians in my area were found Uninstalled within an hour

In EU we have one called turn it up I think? Ads are annoying af

I downloaded it as a joke but then I actually met the Guitarist of my band on it.😂

4:00 guy looks like if Andy was microwaved for 45 seconds

Dawgggg... 6:03 Missed opportunity to rep Tommy Emmanuel from that one guy's profile. The dude is an absolute beast, check him out!

The pain in his voice when his band doesn’t show up🤣

Termina will be huge just wait Nik!🥺

@NikNocturnal

Жыл бұрын

D:

Now do that wierd turn up app I keep getting ads from

Your commitment to shitting on bass players is refreshing 😆

@skwissgaar_skwigelf_kdz3251

Жыл бұрын

what do you throw a drowning bass player? HIS AMP!!!!!

Best turtle ever.

Nik, you can't go to the local Guitar Center. You're allergic to nature fam

Not naming the profile Noc Nikturtle is a missed opportunity.

No one's a bassist? There are over a thousand bassists for Patient 67. 😝

Actually how I meet the guys in both bands I’m in tbh 😂😂