Tin Foil Hat Society Membership Questionnaire Quarter 1 (ERU ASMR)
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Commander Timmerman has returned to conduct the first of four Tin Foil Hat Society quarterly questionnaires for this year, which for the first time ever is comprised of questions asked by TFHS agents and not at all by any nefarious beings posing as TFHS agents.
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What a hero. Can’t believe Timmothy Tinfoil Tim Timmerman gave up his eye for the TFHS. Deserves a tinfoil heart at the very least!
@wrongcourier
2 жыл бұрын
He's Odin reborn, gave his eye for infinite knowledge
@Pr0xyGames
2 жыл бұрын
Infinite tinfoil actually.
@Sophia-bm9ch
2 жыл бұрын
@@wrongcourier Odtin
@QuigleTheGnome
2 жыл бұрын
@@wrongcourier and stabbed himself with a tinfoil spear
@iRedFox
2 жыл бұрын
18:35
Was just wondering about the TFHS the other day and if we'd see a return. It's almost like he can read minds! ...he can't do that, right? The tin foil I'm wearing is supposed to prevent that.
@ryan_yasin
2 жыл бұрын
Yea this video was long coming as the questions are from the subscribers 😌
@ryan_yasin
2 жыл бұрын
@@thefallencore3 he sure can . No denying that😳
@elmacho1336
2 жыл бұрын
Man the tin foil connects us all to one big hive mind where we all think as one. Didn't you read section 327Bxxi of the Tin Foil Hat Society Code of Conduct Volume 19 (Second Official Issue)?
@stevenhardin3398
2 жыл бұрын
Your doubting your tin foil…. Hersey his membership must be revoked
@themonsterunderyourbed.7620
2 жыл бұрын
You see, the tin foil hats, while being amazing for preventing mind control from nefarious organizations, they also double as an effective communication device via mind reading.
Once again, I am here to re-enlist in the TFHS army.
@lyfehaxandtrix3481
2 жыл бұрын
Reporting in.
@panoraxe
2 жыл бұрын
Meow. I have the "plants" sir.
@ellactricity03
2 жыл бұрын
same here. the constant reapplications are a hassle but i understand the need for security, you never know what the nefarious organizations are gonna try next o7
@dervhein7599
2 жыл бұрын
@@ellactricity03 Indeed. This is why I cover all my belonging with premium rank tinfoil foil. This also includes my food.
@Tavemanic
2 жыл бұрын
I want to enlist for the first time
I am honored to be considered for this very prestigious membership.
@thephilosiphizer9227
2 жыл бұрын
O
@thephilosiphizer9227
2 жыл бұрын
Ooo
@thephilosiphizer9227
2 жыл бұрын
O o.o poo
@pandugusnadi9679
2 жыл бұрын
@@thephilosiphizer9227 あほ。
@mangoman1096
2 жыл бұрын
@@pandugusnadi9679 aho
Finally, a new membership questionnaire. I haven't been able to renew my membership in 1,267 years.
@BigNorbert
2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit 165 comments on this channel
@yirkidemaret6278
2 жыл бұрын
@@BigNorbert shhh man, thats the fbi you're talking to
@BigNorbert
2 жыл бұрын
@@yirkidemaret6278 im canadian
@yirkidemaret6278
2 жыл бұрын
@@BigNorbert yeah and i'm from europe
@Wired_User
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, no Feds allowed in the TFHS!
Me: "Maybe I'll play some more skyrim before bed" * ER posts new video* Me: "I guess it's time for bed"
@Nikyukuro
2 жыл бұрын
If you're like me then just do both
@rinzler2763
2 жыл бұрын
Er post new video You: ill join the storm clokes/empire later
@9plus10pilots9
2 жыл бұрын
Honestly begs the question: why haven't we seen a skyrim asmr yet?
@garrettadams5361
2 жыл бұрын
@@9plus10pilots9we have
@hishykot
2 жыл бұрын
@@garrettadams5361 and we need more!
0.01% Discount at the Nothing Shop?! That's awesome! I've recently been wanting to try out one of those newfangled Nothings, no one's been talking about, but they are a bit on the pricey side. I mean Nothing for something like that?! That's a rip off! But with a Discount like that I just can't resist.
@panoraxe
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! I don't know what the discount people were thinking with a discount that high, but I ain't complaining! Also better get there quick, they're stuff are selling out quick.
@SewingMink160
2 жыл бұрын
There's almost nothing left of nothing tin foil in the nothing store! Its outrageous it's unfair!
@jupiter8345
2 жыл бұрын
Hey what about the Dazzling Nothing Of Nothing, the Nothing Game
@dimonddefender567
2 жыл бұрын
Wait NOTHING SALE!!!! *buys 50 packs of nothing cards*
@sampsqwantch4612
2 жыл бұрын
*not me in the nothing cereal aisle looking for the nothing crunch*
You bring me to a very odd place of peace. Like being an anaphylactic trapped in an EpiPen factory.
@EphemeralRift
2 жыл бұрын
I like that analogy. Hmm... I may also need to acquire some epipens...
Hey brother E! Here’s an idea for the next TFHS: next time it’s a tinfoil interrogation! The person who took the questionnaire answered many questions wrong or suspiciously. So you’ve detained them, and are going over their answers that got wrong. Asking them which nefarious organizations they belong to Etc. Idk something like that. Love your videos keep going!
@oliverkey1435
Жыл бұрын
*Whips out tinfoil thumb screws
This channel feels like home honestly
@flowersandwater666
2 жыл бұрын
ye I have tinfoil at home too
I was all relaxed then busted out laughing at the extended warranty question. That one got me.
@chazmorris9240
2 жыл бұрын
Lol me too I started laughing hard
Can't wait for Tin Foil Hat Society meeting next month in which Pickle Rift reveals himself as one of the leading commanders
I have been transcribing these questions into WhatsApp and anonymously sending them to my best friend...slowly slowly driving her insane.
@ariwoodward
2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious and you should totally post those
I feel so honored to be here in the tin foil hat society
@Luke-uh7lq
2 жыл бұрын
same
@chrisestes859
2 жыл бұрын
We go deep homeboys
Always love these tinfoil questionnaires. I go back to rewatch/listen to the older ones every now and then. It's just good, well done, classic ER.
@danieln6700
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty new to them they are great
@blameful4814
2 жыл бұрын
@@danieln6700 good to hear it :)
Wow, I'm honored the Commander included my question.
@TheMuteStreamer
2 жыл бұрын
Which one was that?
@1SilverDollar
2 жыл бұрын
The world may never know.
@ShabadoobieVT
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheMuteStreamer 46:35
@TheMuteStreamer
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShabadoobieVT gasp
YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE! I have been waiting excitedly for this. Thank you from the bottom of my heart ER. This is my favourite series of yours. you are the best. I am also super happy to see that there will be 4 videos this year for the TFHS.
@mongobubongo834
2 жыл бұрын
So far no , only 1
Day 1 of attempting to get a TFHS membership: They seem to know more about me then I thought... This will be difficult. Their knowledge on other universes worries me. I need to find out just how much they DO know, and what they don't...
@JamesJo141
Жыл бұрын
Here a Tinfoiled like button.
@theomnihero8221
Жыл бұрын
Not even I can get in. That tinfoil isn't normal either since it allowed them to ignore everything psychic, even my command ability.
@Br0ck3n
Жыл бұрын
@@theomnihero8221 I don't know how or why. But that tinfoil just feels off. Maybe we're on to something here?
@Br0ck3n
7 ай бұрын
@@theomnihero8221 Been a while, acquired a sample, did some experimenting. I have no clue how that stuff works. It is, by all accounts, normal tin foil. UNTIL, you subject it to an eldritch force. When that happened (by accident, unfortunately I cannot access eldritch power) the foil just... disappeared? I have yet to recover my sample, and I have yet to see anything new about the TFHS. If any resident eldritch deities found a piece of tin foil in their home dimension/universe, I would like it returned.
Hey E, hope ur doing well. Just wanted to say that I was a child when I first watched you. I was in the 5th Grade when i first watched your videos i think it was one of your first dr clemmons videos. It creeped me out at the time i was like 10😂 i just think that it's crazy that I'm 18 now, almost a grown man and i'm still watching you. And the fact that ur still coming out with new ideas is crazy to me after all these years. Thx for everything, E :)
I cannot adequately express how excited I am to see another TFHSMQ ERU ASMR video on my recommended list.
@moodlethenoodle
2 жыл бұрын
What does the u in eru strand for
@cessnafun5385
2 жыл бұрын
@@moodlethenoodle Ephemeral Rift Universe
Literally just got to bed when seeing this notification. Timing couldn't be better. Thank you!
@Elkanimates
2 жыл бұрын
Lol it's 3pm for me
@joesphrbiden8046
2 жыл бұрын
@@Elkanimates yeah same
@tomj1676
2 жыл бұрын
EU?
@commandergreetv753
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too. I just saw this video when I was going to bed, perfection.
@orjay6745
2 жыл бұрын
@@tomj1676 yep
I've been waiting for your return, Tim. I'm glad you're back when we need you most.
I’ve had this thought in my head for a good while now. I know you’ve done a joker asmr video. But I think it would be perfect if you did an asmr Ra’s Al Ghul.
Uncle Rifts comment section is really a world of its own. I simply love it.
Oh good I've been meaning to renew my membership
Whaaat! You picked my question! Been watching you for years, it’s such an honor!
Thank god. My membership ran out a while ago. I needed this.
What can I say? I went on a mission to pose as a “survivor” in the entity’s realm. The black fog and lack of tinfoil was suspicious and I made a call on the fly.
Tim is a brave soul, giving his eye for the Tinfoil Army. I am once again here to enlist!
If I'm bringing protection to bed, I'm bringing a tin foil condom.
@surthing6711
2 жыл бұрын
At least the child's origin will be free of nefarious influence.
@NotoriousSRG
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god this sounds unpleasant
My favourite series is back, thank you very much, Uncle ER!
Your questionaires are the absolute best!
Returning member reporting for duty. Good to see you Commander. 🖖
Omg yesssss! Thank you so much this is by far my favorite series of yours~
Thank you so much. The TFHS videos have always been my favourite of yours. So glad to have a new one after so long
Love the connected universe. Hopefully we’ll get to see a video on a hacker trying to crack our password from the password maker video (of course the hacker is also missing his space bar).
24:52 I forgot I put a question down and startled myself awake when he said my name
As a loyal soldier to the TFHS, I am ready for a debriefing from the assignment of admitting myself to A.S to gather intel on the “goings on” inside their perimeter.
Looking forward to part 2.
I've been studying the ways of the foilwrap for decades (or hours) to be able to get through this exam, Hope i pass!
WHERE ARE THE OTHER 3 QUARTERS
Posted 23 seconds ago is always nice to see when you open KZread
Ive been subbed for years, glad to finally see this channel hit 1 mil! Extremely well deserved
Another illustrious entry in the records of the TFHS, thank you for your hard work and dedication to The Cause! Not to mention all the use i’ll get out of that Nothing Discount, perfect for that particular piece of Nothing i’ve had my eye on lately!
god i just love u ER!! from human to human, entity to entity, u are just so good. of course i do not know u, and u may even feel the urge to scoff when strangers on the internet say they love u and for it to feel unhealthily unconditional. but we love u the way everyone loves a stoic tree they pass on an unfamiliar road, one they can see themselves napping under on a sunny day . just thank you. who knew a whispering man wearing tin foil on his head would bring this much change to the world?!!
What a fun questionnaire! Can't wait for the next quarter
So happy to see the series continued! I have been falling asleep to TFHS since I was a teenager ❤️
I like listening to your ASMR at night to relax/ fall asleep and relisten to them at work to hear all the stuff I missed while I was sleeping! Thank you for your awesome commitment to the multiverse.
FINALLYYYYY AAAAAAA I LOVED THESE SERIES. THANKS PAPA RIFT
one of the best ASMR vids I've seen in a while!
it was an absolute honour to be a part of this survey. godspeed to any budding TFHS members out there.
Ah, I was waiting for this video. It's always the highlight of my year!
I'm watching this now and the again when I go to sleep. This is the cause I've been fighting for.
Dude I love u. If your videos don't make me smile laugh or listen they make me go to sleep. U really help me with my depression and anxiety man. Thank u brother.
i’ve been waiting for this one!!!!
Yessss, thank u sirrrr, been hoping that you would post a video like this again
Been waiting for a new questionnaire for a while, 3 more sounds even better
Omg yes, been excited for this video coming out
Yes!!! I’ve been waiting for this!! 🙌🏽
ive literally been waiting years for this video...im screaming
I have waited so long for an opportunity to renew my TFHS membership! I'm so glad my time has finally come!
Thanks E.R for always having the best concepts/storylines, you're a genius and my favorite ASMRtist 🤍
@fadzior3321
2 жыл бұрын
pamiętasz mnie?
@fadzior3321
2 жыл бұрын
squanitrist revantri?
Man I missed this series, I've been looking forward to renewing the membership!
I'm totally excited about this!!!
I covered a turkey with tinfoil, you can't be too careful. I love animals.
One of my favorite types of videos from u, gonna sleep well tonight!
Waited some time for this, thank you for another great Video ^^
Yay really liked contributing to the questionnaire that was a really good idea
Dude I've been here from near the beginning amd I love all the videos you put out, keep making them k.
ah, it's been too long, commander tim. good to see you again o7 o7
Thank you for your service Tim
I've been waiting SO LONG for another TFHS
I really needed this.
hell yea been waiting for another one of these.
Truly , this will be a new age of enlightenment !
Bro's creativity with these vids top notch 💯
Just in time to renew my membership. I’m honored my question got in lol.
This makes me want a TFHD podcast lol cause like some of these questions were genuine TFHD questionnaire questions, but some others seemed like they were posed directly to Tinfoil Tim
Thank you, respected Timothy, for using my question
Finally! My favorite asmr series
Where's Q2?! I'm ready to give an update on my standing in TFHS
You crack me up! I usually get tingles from women ASMR artists, but you are absolutely amazing! Love your videos!
I waited so long for this. Finally I can renew my TFHS membership
AT LONG LAST!!! one of my favorite themes in all of ASMR!!!
항상 자기전에 잘 보고있어요~ 배경이 어두워서 잠이 잘옵니다 thank you:)
I keep hoping for a quarter 2 questionnaire.
thank you uncle E, love the tinfoil hat series.
Commander! Let’s go! Nice job on the promotion
Ah, I have been meaning to renew my membership! Perfect timing.
These are my favorite lets goooo!!!
Been waiting for so long.
The day I’ve longed for has come… new TFHS questionnaire… wonderful..
Oh how much i missed this
This is so awesome!
Commander straight up just told me to go at ease, never tried relaxing my relaxed muscles more
Thank you for answering my question fellow agents.
I always fall asleep to ER and I swear it’s given me the wackest dreams
I've been rewatching the old TFHS vids in preparation for this.
Oh man, long time no see My absolute favorite organization in the Rift universe
After looking at the archives of previous recruitments I was eager to join this prestigious organization. I'm honored to now have the opportunity to do so.