Can we please get the international league of kitchen utensil enthusiasts back together

@candycadet528

4 жыл бұрын

Gunslinger Kitchen utensil enthusiasts unite!

@smokeydapear6893

4 жыл бұрын

Candy Cadet Can you tell me a story about kitchen utensils?

@smokeydapear6893

4 жыл бұрын

PHX I was asking the other guy cause he’s Candy Cadet, but I appreciate the dedication to our cause

@raynekingsly9302

4 жыл бұрын

Bro! Your controller is baller af! I love it

@pale2457

4 жыл бұрын

I can't go back, not since I melted my silicon spatula trying to flip bacon.

We gamers usually rise up. But it might be okay to lie down this one time.

@GreatGamer28

4 жыл бұрын

This pun is ok. I like it, and it is not too cringy

@Marawan

4 жыл бұрын

bruhh

@Gamo0ol

4 жыл бұрын

W

@Chumb33

4 жыл бұрын

Press R to rest

@gabrielsanchez3298

4 жыл бұрын

W

Me: ER is going to run out of ideas one day, right? ER: I'm Gonna Do What's Called a Pro Gamer Move

@thenordmann5261

4 жыл бұрын

Hehehe, i see what you did there.

@benmeager7929

4 жыл бұрын

I understood that one! A true minecraft veteran

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

Vsauce, what a guy. He has a sick beard, just like ER. Is this a coincidence? I think not.

@starman6468

4 жыл бұрын

i see what you did there, nice one

@rs5570

4 жыл бұрын

Faulty premise. He won't run out of ideas.

Petition for an ephemeral rift gaming channel.

@parkerbradshaw4122

4 жыл бұрын

Who's going to tell him?

@tonyhawkboofer

4 жыл бұрын

All of us

@curmudgeon7217

4 жыл бұрын

Check his older videos.

@fznf3376

4 жыл бұрын

yes please

@Jegrygerfede

4 жыл бұрын

He has gaming vids

"Do you play games while you're sleeping?" Why yes i love the DreamCast.

@Xerath980

4 жыл бұрын

👏

@thorpemusic2019

4 жыл бұрын

epic

@nathandkreosote9917

4 жыл бұрын

Smooth

@Ghost-ns8vs

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite game on there is seamen

@shilopnamreg6468

4 жыл бұрын

Well, you can’t expect good jokes from a sentient bagel.

Yes please, I would like to become an esteemed member of the International League of International Leaguers.

@leloy5419

4 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the league of draaaven Let the toxicity spill

@Grigoris_04

4 жыл бұрын

@@leloy5419 *loltyler1 has joined the chat*

@ceranopierce

4 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it dammit

@seashore0015

4 жыл бұрын

@@Grigoris_04 *bloodrush activated*

@cripplewitharipple8149

4 жыл бұрын

*Draven.*

Good memories, I'll never forget my first console, The Fetal 3000

"Besides video games, were there any other games you played as a fetus. . . . .any others? Risk?" No no no, I just played Fetus Warriors 9. My parents were the one that played Risk. That's how I became a fetus.

@whuskeywolf0032

4 жыл бұрын

$1,000,000 comment

@CBCsolar

4 жыл бұрын

@Wierius aw man i beat in ten months!

@reubencramer2073

4 жыл бұрын

Wierius you did it that quickly? I had to use a c section cheat...

@misfortune6666

4 жыл бұрын

@@reubencramer2073 same ☹️

@patchwork2239

4 жыл бұрын

HA, losers, I beat that game in EIGHT months!

"Have you ever played a game at a funeral?" "Yes." Sorry, Grandma. It's not like I didn't love you and all, but they were offering premium price for Perfect Oranges at Re-Tail, and I'd been growing them things for like, 5 months.

@Jerebees-Digital-Space

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I ate a Perfect Cherry when I first started playing on accident and I highly regret it now. I could have planted that 🙃

@orin6705

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jerebees-Digital-Space Lol. I've been playing New Leaf almost since it came out (early 2014), I have basically every kind of fruit growing in my town, and I swear all I've ever had is Perfect Oranges.

@Jerebees-Digital-Space

4 жыл бұрын

@@orin6705 Oof. My town fruit is Cherries. I kinda need to work on planting a lot of fruit 😩

@maxumus1019

4 жыл бұрын

5 month anniversary of that orange grind

@breads8764

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry Uncle Mervin, but I just had to give that Victory Royale with the boys, because mom said that if I won a game, then I get 25 dollars for V-Bucks

This is Aiden from the Magic: the Gathering division. Just picked up the first load of new recruits in raccoon city. We’ll keep our decks shuffled and at the ready until further orders.

@scrubthedub69

4 жыл бұрын

Aiden A. Who are you

@aiden1347

4 жыл бұрын

Aiden Arroyo why do you ask?

@thefinalflash6211

4 жыл бұрын

Got it jack from the yo gi oh devision ready as back up

@DarktheEagle

4 жыл бұрын

@@thefinalflash6211 This is Connor from the Mega Man division. Busters charged and at the ready, and Variable Weapons Systems online. Awaiting further orders.

@Sporacle

3 жыл бұрын

Trying to craft a witty response but literally falling asleep from ER whispering like 90 seconds in...

I'd like to become a member of the International League of Plague Doctor Enthusiasts please.

@devonrider3406

4 жыл бұрын

PurePipRaptor Yes just yes

@blueangels111

4 жыл бұрын

You have your chance now

@CW-xn1ot

3 жыл бұрын

~1 year later and you've gotten your wish; people have been using plague doctor masks for months

@PurePipRaptor

3 жыл бұрын

@@CW-xn1ot Admittedly this was not what I was thinking of.

Ive been waiting for this since 2013.

@WindHashira

4 жыл бұрын

Shouldn’t you be waking up somewhere hung over with a dress on Trevor? Or are you smoking Meth? Is that why you were one of the first comments? Lmao 😂

@jackthedog5955

4 жыл бұрын

I get it... You're a jackass! It all makes sense now!

@redd1623

4 жыл бұрын

How you doing trevor its been a while

@RickettsJr

4 жыл бұрын

@@redd1623 He became a Lifestyle coach in Vinewood, that's what Ron sais when i met him in my hangar.

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

That's a long ass time Trev.

I first came to this channel for the ASMR but now the ASMR is just a plus. Your humor, characters, sarcasm, everything is so awesome. I sometimes wonder how you come up with all this but then I think of what goes on inside of my head and I get it. That's why I love this channel lol.

"Everyone can be considered a gamer even if it's something as simple as playing soduko on your phone"

@koso0423

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes! i see youre a man of culture just like i

@entity42

4 жыл бұрын

@@koso0423 *a _wamen_ of culture

@waltonsimons3323

4 жыл бұрын

“Don’t you all have phones?”

@danielorion3390

4 жыл бұрын

@@waltonsimons3323 Fucking diablo for mobile,that just get a beta video and never get in the playstore 😂

@sirloinofbeef9683

4 жыл бұрын

Well yes but actually no

It is most likely, and very probable, that Half-Life 3 will never see the light of day. That one hurt Uncle Rift. I always knew this truth, but hearing you say it made it all too real.

@kegsmagegs1516

4 жыл бұрын

I’m laughing in half-life Alyx right now

@mysteryjamanimates3108

4 жыл бұрын

Well at least there is Half-Life 1.5

Put me in coach... I’m ready to game.

@guitaristgamer2028

4 жыл бұрын

I find you everywhere, what the heck.

@guitaristgamer2028

4 жыл бұрын

That's weird. I see you like everywhere.

@chinitooppah3587

4 жыл бұрын

Wow someone doesnt know what a comment lord is

@nocturne.nocturnal

4 жыл бұрын

@@chinitooppah3587 more like "no life scumbag" but anyways, to each their own

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

Woah, Holy shit! I've never seen you before in my life!

Gamers are by far the most oppressed minority on this planet. Thank you Uncle E, for raising awareness among the general non gaming public and creating organisations like the ILG to empower us gamers

@Wiegehtsgut

4 жыл бұрын

Yee

@whuskeywolf0032

4 жыл бұрын

The oppressors must DIE! For Nod, for Kane, KANE LIVES!

@junkrabbit1763

4 жыл бұрын

@@Wiegehtsgut I agree with this man

@warmachine6520

4 жыл бұрын

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES

@blitzkrieg7353

4 жыл бұрын

Most opressed? Holy crAp i thought furries were the ones being bombed Meh, anyways, fuck them dog ass lickers

Ephemeral Rift: **makes a video about the international league of gamers** The media: “Enemy spotted”

@misfortune6666

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh it's because of video games that violence happens more" wa wa wa. Fuck you, they don't

@gregdennert4441

4 жыл бұрын

The media : Well San Francisco had a shooting we must blame this game called Fortnite because it teaches people how to kill people Me: Proof what is your proof oh wait you don't do research. You just want to be lazy and when you get hate you say the haters are bad yet you are lying. Admit that video games do not cause violence and move on lazy people .

Keep going rift, can’t wait to see Keanu Reeves

@dispotekk

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu Rifts

@bertsteinich

4 жыл бұрын

Молодой Ондрей Jebaited

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@dispotekk Ephemeral Reeves

@goodguybjorn

4 жыл бұрын

ThatLazGuy Kephemeral Rieves

I love the classic “hello..I hope you’re ’ doing well.” XD

@bluebear1818

4 жыл бұрын

well of course! =D

@varvolgyibeni4398

4 жыл бұрын

*you're

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

@Starker bloody hell, straight to the point I see

@endermage77

4 жыл бұрын

I personally preferred the old "Good Now"

@mrzeloswilder

Жыл бұрын

There's something about that isn't there? Without it something is just missing ya know?

this is what i call a pro gamer move

It’s a shame you didn’t make the “perks” of joining DLC’s

@goodguybjorn

4 жыл бұрын

mEAnd the boys waiting to to get our characters unlocked for only a small price of $99

“This, is a bucket.” “Dear God.” “There’s more.” “No!”

@umbra_cura4158

4 жыл бұрын

Good Guy Bjorn I don’t understand but I still find it funny

@goodguybjorn

4 жыл бұрын

Silver_Soul 415 it’s a TF2 reference

@umbra_cura4158

4 жыл бұрын

Good Guy Bjorn oh thx I’m not as cultured as everyone else lol

@Smoggey053

4 жыл бұрын

You're a legend bro

@zio_dyne

4 жыл бұрын

I am the spy

So, we all ready to sit down for a game of Call of Cthulhu?

@Earl_of_York

4 жыл бұрын

Kuronosa roll for sanity

@endermage77

4 жыл бұрын

> Spends 40 minutes explaining the game > Everybody dies in the literal first RNG roll of the game before Player 2 even literally even has a chance to do anything We decided not to try a second attempt

@marxjester9802

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine how Kevin would react to that game

@umbra_cura4158

4 жыл бұрын

Why did I think this was a COD joke... I feel like an idiot

@CBCsolar

4 жыл бұрын

@@umbra_cura4158 because it was.

Does the ILG have a copy of Half Life 3?

@logansimmons3199

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe try the video-game man. He IS way in our future. If Gabe Newell hasn't made it by then, life isn't worth living.

@thatreddude8796

4 жыл бұрын

Yes although unfortunately, there’s only one copy in the ILG and as such there’s this one member called “Gabe” who refuses to give the other members a turn playing it. I am personally leading a petition to have this member receive the ban hammer.

@tristansavage1073

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up Futaba

@asutyzm5111

4 жыл бұрын

F

@kN0li

4 жыл бұрын

37:40

He missed the opportunity for “womb escape” (room escape)

I think I have a pre-qualifier, at least 700 hours in each dark souls game should be a shoe in.

@SteamedClam

4 жыл бұрын

............(no words)

@spookkoopsspook

4 жыл бұрын

@@SteamedClam w h a t

@SteamedClam

4 жыл бұрын

@@spookkoopsspook exactly

Questionnaire starts at 12:51

I really love these questionnaire style videos, the clipboard always gives the best writing sounds!

Since you have 69 in your sub numbers, will you do a hour-long video where all you say is "nice"?

@dr.freshmemes3696

4 жыл бұрын

N.I.C.E

@TheLokoschade

4 жыл бұрын

Not just an hour at least nine minutes more

@shreksan356

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@MCSorry

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLokoschade Oh shit you are right!

@222patapon222

4 жыл бұрын

As of right now, that comment has 69 likes. Nice.

now this is a league i can get behind. gamers are oppressed

@koso0423

4 жыл бұрын

Single? Taken? Gamer!

@maikelsauceda8175

4 жыл бұрын

It ain’t oppressed. Y’all just never leave your room lol

@unalignedgamer5767

4 жыл бұрын

A member of the media would say that

@koso0423

4 жыл бұрын

Hey shut up vox

@-xterminator2-280

4 жыл бұрын

Maikel Sauceda it was a joke but k

Would love to see a International League of Metal Heads

Man, I couldn't afford the fetal 3000. I had to settle with the Zygote 3000

You forgot my favorite games from the womb: Womb of Warcraft and Fetal Fantasy XIV.

“For how long have you been a gamer?.....since you were a fetus.. ahh good” “Fetal 3000” “Embryo simulator 4” “Fetus warriors 9....I remember when the first fetus warrior came out” Lmao I can’t keep up

@goodguybjorn

4 жыл бұрын

gavin bp Can’t forget Placenta Quest 1 and 2

@adampigott9677

4 жыл бұрын

I legit wanna play fetus warriors series ,sounds dope

@gbeepee9995

4 жыл бұрын

@@adampigott9677 have you tried "The binding of Isaac"?

@thefinalflash6211

4 жыл бұрын

Yea but what abought fetus Warrior 22 coming 2029

@Pokechao

3 жыл бұрын

King of Fetals 98' feat Terry Placentgard and Geese Embryhoward

How all consoles have bonded together for one video

I love how many times you say "ok." That's a huge trigger for me 😊 thank you for helping me sleep yet again

"How long have you been a gamer?" "Since you're a fetus, ok. *Excellent* "

"were there any other games you played as a feetus?" Hideo Kojima wants to know your location

We live in a society, gamers rise up

@ArtemisWasHere

4 жыл бұрын

Quite

@decaf4207

4 жыл бұрын

Indubitably.

@goodguybjorn

4 жыл бұрын

Wait... we live in a society?! Dear god....

Congrats on 700k coming man! Totally deserve it! 🔥🔥

@williamkensington2772

4 жыл бұрын

He just lost it 😢

@julianburton4266

4 жыл бұрын

kidsnatcher _ nah

@williamkensington2772

4 жыл бұрын

@@julianburton4266 for a bit he did

International League of Internationals 🤯

@Levon_Hill

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@linguinifagagini6767

4 жыл бұрын

Normie detected

@srseergi5271

4 жыл бұрын

@@linguinifagagini6767 indeed

@srseergi5271

4 жыл бұрын

REEEEE

@MrDibbin

4 жыл бұрын

The 3rd Internationale?

24:31 bold of you to assume Im allowed a funerals

I didnt even finish watching the video I fell asleep before a minute into the video. Congratulations on almost to 700k subs

The most oppressed group of all. *Rise up Gamers*

@hugoolofsgard415

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, might wanna lie down this once.

@whuskeywolf0032

4 жыл бұрын

In the name of Kane!

@theliltlefroakie123

4 жыл бұрын

Adventure

Nice, just as i have 1% of battery power left. Guess i have to stay up all night to wait for my phone to charge.

YES THE CONTROLLER SOUNDS ARE BACK!!! PLEASE USE MORE OF THIS ITS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!

Will there be a Membership application for the international league of Metalheads?

I need the Pokémon Traiding Card Game back in my life after seeing this.

Now we need an asmr for gamers like the asmr for intellectuals

Rise up gamers, let's get this three wheat horizontally in a crafting table

Was about to go to my college classes, but it appears I need to go to sleep 😴.

7:47 "You can show off to your friends" Don’t have friends anymore, they were all in racoon city... And congrats on reaching 700K :)

100% get the shirt. People must know I’m in the one and only international league of *GAMERS*

HE MADE CLICKING SOUNDS WITHOUT A CLICKABLE PEN WHAT TYPE OF SORCERY AND WITCHCRAFT IS THIS

Has ER ever shared his hardware/software set up? Sound and lighting is always on point ✌🏻

Actually, I'm looking for the international league of unintelligibles

@spookkoopsspook

4 жыл бұрын

Yehindjsndisnsisnxjsoajdn. Iansi,kamsoam! Kaoxjsnala? Hsu. Bianakamshab!

@xinsven

4 жыл бұрын

@@spookkoopsspook ofiwnfisockiz. Ismskcixjsnbcj jsncid. Isndoaoxbd sofneiwncnd kskvnr jvisms? Jfowkdnfjsofm

Damn ER I might have to join the ILG to get my hands on that white booster. Moneys tight down here in the asylum basement, and the entity hates it when we play with the same decks for months on end.

@joshuameadus7861

4 жыл бұрын

Holy eldritch horrors! A heart from the great Lord of tingles himself! I'm beyond grateful uncle E.

Little did Uncle ER know that the excessively long code he inputted into the PS4 controller was the activation code that starts the production of Half-Life 3

Ephemeral rift uploads at around 2 am in my country. Perfect timing for me to go to sleep

Hey Rift, Now that Minecraft is getting popular again,u might as well Continue the Let's play *Lenny face*

aw shit he has just made me realise that ive probably played over 300 different games within 20 years

@6tgr4tfruhy5

4 жыл бұрын

More like 1 year.

Such consistent quality work is so rare, thank you!

I completed LEGO City Undercover in less than a day when I was 5... Yeah, I think I belong here.

League of International Gamers Membership Application...

Now this right here is a video made for me.

This really comes to show how far, we as gamers have come.

The Fetus side plot goes on for so long and I loved it, funny as heck.

Anyone else just get really excited when he said magic the gathering booster pack?

@dovahwolf1397

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

Gaming companies: welp we’ve run out of video game ideas. E.R.: ObSeRve

Literally was just about to sleep. Great timing!

I’m actually a hockey goalie, and the fact he said that actually pumped me up. Good stuff rift, much love from your fellow Canadians❤️

I have been waiting my whole life for this.

This is great because my school's gaming club started up yesterday

@bruhman9405

4 жыл бұрын

Lucky

I’ve been looking forward for this.

Thank god he finally uploaded this I was getting worried

59:21 "Aight Ima head out."

Can you please do a video on how to help with depression?

@kery_5131

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@aiden1347

4 жыл бұрын

Homstad bruh what?

@kery_5131

4 жыл бұрын

@@aiden1347 bruh.

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@kery_5131 bruh

@luda0512

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

I congratulate you for reaching the milestone of 700.000 subs!

Wooo, 2k off of 700k subs!!! Keep it up E.R. :)

This dude legit just said that athletes are gamers We really do live in a society smh my head

@mma-insight8032

4 жыл бұрын

Smh my head? What😂 smh means shake my head dumbass

@gs7828

4 жыл бұрын

They are.

@chinpowarrior5770

4 жыл бұрын

Shaking my head my head lmao

@lordziz

4 жыл бұрын

Splxshy Harp I know that’s part of the joke

@dingirting5487

4 жыл бұрын

Lord Ziz u need dust bitch

RIft making this video was a pro gamer move.

I actually can't believe Rift overlooked Fetus Warriors 6, that game was a true masterpiece with the introduction of an open world and the expanded roster of characters. Even though 7 and 8 were poor, we shouldn't forget the real roots of what made number 9 so good.

Him: once again congratulations Me:ya played your self

28:23 dude I was playing Minecraft and I thought that a creeper is about to explote

-Headphones on -Cold one cracked Yep, its asmr gamer time

@Z3r0Sk83r

4 жыл бұрын

30 year old boomer asmr

@augustusdrake4325

4 жыл бұрын

I was going to comment on how I love your pfp but your name tells a better tale

I loved this video, more leagues soft whispered like this, please!

Congrats on 700k !!

Are people who play emotional games with their SO gamers?

@kampfh7150

3 жыл бұрын

It's okay, Hubert. You know Salad loves you deep down, he's just been through a lot. Take a break and give him some space

Who the hell are the people that dislike the videos that were posted minutes ago and why?

@ojassahu6282

4 жыл бұрын

*R* *E* *T* *A* *R* *D* *S*

@ViktoryGamingNetwork

4 жыл бұрын

I mean dislikes don't really do anything. They count as ratings regardless so if anything it's just getting his video out there the same as likes so 🤷‍♂️I doubt the average joe who has never created content on KZread to understand how it's algorithms work realizes this though

@thatonesentientbagel4043

4 жыл бұрын

Viktory Gaming Network are you trying to r/iamverysmart him?

@thatlazguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@thatonesentientbagel4043 by any chance do you have reddit downloaded?

I was waiting for this one!

This was relaxing and funny at the same time. Really enjoyed it :D

@notfr0st332

4 жыл бұрын

Hi agn, I watch you almost every day :)

How many years before the next Duke Nukem ? Uhhhhh..... Good answer.

half-life: Alyx was announced today!!!!!!!

Did I just....see that right. It is finally here and I am happy just as I was when I saw Dave again. Probably a lot happier even. This is wonderful. I surely will enjoy this amazing video. Keep going, Rift.

Congrats on 700k Rift!

Ssooo....can i have my shirt and booster pack now please rift. I was really looking forward to getting my hands on some duplicate cards for the next time i see the card trader....uh.....i mean...a friend....

Headphones? On. Keyboard? Ready. Tingles? Happening. Yep, it's gamer time.

He actually did it he reached 700K WOW CONGRATS 🎉🎊

Another great one from the very organization that brought us the classic “Anxiety Smasher 3: The Return Of Stability Accord” and the whimsical “Blood Pressure Busters.” Stll DLC free! I’m just waiting for the leak of “The Dark Rift: Re-Beaking”...been waiting forever for that one...