I still remember ‘thank you, rubber chicken.’ Never forget

@NoiseForRelaxation

5 жыл бұрын

👏 🙂 👍

@donkschlonk

5 жыл бұрын

Which video was that again?

@Dusk53

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ohfr-_- no u

@texanplayer7651

5 жыл бұрын

No it's just "thank you... chicken"

@gromp1847

5 жыл бұрын

SKuL Viper yt StFu, nobody cares

Treatment Guide 00:00 Hi, I have a clipboard 03:24 Patient intake 09:42 Intriguing pencil sounds 11:32 Calming hand motions 14:50 Scratching and tapping Chicken 18:48 Sounds of Chicken's feet 21:27 Rubbing Chicken's belly 23:21 Praising Chicken 26:24 Chicken versus various paraphernalia 26:24 Mobile phone 30:47 Wad of plastic wrap 35:15 Monster hand 39:49 Nitrile glove 43:29 Box of wooden matchsticks 47:49 Cone of the Elder Gods 52:16 Shoe shine brush

@masonkelter

5 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤

@adamdewaele

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot p o c k e t

@liamsartandmusic338

5 жыл бұрын

Crofregernish thank you thank you thank you

@lukerubleUP

5 жыл бұрын

Helpful

@sirsquabblesauce9442

4 жыл бұрын

Crofregernish yeet

Honestly, Rift is the only man that can stuff plastic wrap in a rubber chickens mouth with a straight face

@nefilimwarrior1747

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Cohozuner

4 жыл бұрын

He's got a stronger constitution than most apparently lmao

@user-ud6pg7ss5y

4 жыл бұрын

and 23:21

@MRR19

4 жыл бұрын

Sophia He does everything with a straight face 😐 🙂

@troydevol8760

3 жыл бұрын

U know he is trying so hard probably

Your hair and beard become more majestic with each video.

@crazythewicked5158

5 жыл бұрын

His jesusness can't stop increasing

@JesusChrist-pf2nu

5 жыл бұрын

@@crazythewicked5158 he is almost surpassing me.

@Chumb33

5 жыл бұрын

F O O L S for you cannot see the n o t h i n g

@benjaminlamothe2093

5 жыл бұрын

I want to know how he fits into all his masks for hours

@daturk3y264

5 жыл бұрын

He used some of Arthur Morgan’s Hair Tonic from the Red Dead Redemption 2 ASMR

Teases us with lots of lore changing videos then uploads a regular treatment session, a true madlad

@brayamsworld77

5 жыл бұрын

What abt the red string

@Skypriv

5 жыл бұрын

@Ta'Jah Mary The entity seems so nice tho:D

I hear a lot of bad stuff about US healthcare but this is some premium therapy right here.

@nonec384

5 жыл бұрын

i cant complain im not from the us

@KJ-nw8ge

5 жыл бұрын

No form of nationalized healthcare can produce this kind of treatment!

@darkautumnstories5834

5 жыл бұрын

I'm British. Our healthcare is free. Fact.

@KJ-nw8ge

5 жыл бұрын

@@darkautumnstories5834 :: I'm American. I live next to the largest and most advanced medical center in the world. Fact.

@darkautumnstories5834

5 жыл бұрын

@@KJ-nw8ge I'm British and we have the most highly trained military in the world. America is 2nd, to us. Fact.

Police: License and Registration please. ER: of course officer, it's in my wallet in my POCKET Pocket pocket p o c k e t

@lilchokeoncheetodust6498

5 жыл бұрын

LemonWalrus lmaoooo

@109games6

5 жыл бұрын

LemonWalrus the power of the runner chicken protects him from police.

@santaclaus8878

4 жыл бұрын

Woosh

@evanhooper198

4 жыл бұрын

Hot pocket

@vl1asdfasdf

4 жыл бұрын

Whi atr you trying to woooosh?

I still remember one of the greatest lines in ASMR history: “Would you care for some rubber chicken?” (This however is only slightly more legendary than “Do you wanna feel my ampersand?”)

@asheru2649

4 жыл бұрын

A_Nobody_With_A_Mic you clearly haven’t heard*do you want a bonana-Corvus clemmons

I love it when my doctor treats my rubber chicken

@brandonwu7912

5 жыл бұрын

Paprika

@froggyslap

5 жыл бұрын

Link21 Gaming if ur on mobile you can copy and paste it from somewhere but let me do it for you ;)

@froggyslap

5 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@MRR19

4 жыл бұрын

Bee I legit took that the wrong way

@pseudotaco

4 жыл бұрын

@@MRR19 Welcome to the joke

🐔 *It's hard to find good ASMR Rubber Chicken content these days, ER is the man*

@peachdoesart7175

5 жыл бұрын

Well considering your an asmr channel maybe you could buy one online and do it too? Maybe itll start a trend! 🐔

@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL

5 жыл бұрын

🐔 :> Peach, I think this is the start of something bigger than a trend: this is a movement

@gregoryedgerton41

5 жыл бұрын

I needed to laugh badly. Thanks

@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL

5 жыл бұрын

;>

@PredatorH2O

5 жыл бұрын

@@ASMRWHISPERINGANGEL I think you forgot an *r* .

*sees the rubber chicken in the thumbnail* Me: oh, this is gonna be good.

Been waiting for a whole video dedicated to the legendary rubber chicken! THANK YOU!

@austinbelch1506

5 жыл бұрын

For real though. My first asmr experience was his first cant sleep video when he broke out this wonderous little prop. Favorite thing in his whole arsenal.

I don’t think my poor sleep deprive early morning brain can take much more of this Papa Rift

@Diesell6

5 жыл бұрын

Stuff is getting a bit ᔕ E ᙭ ᑌ ᗩ ᒪ up in here

That's not the red string Margaret found in my brain is it?

@OzzyFoxMercury

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaylaTheCatgirl that guy is being annoyingly thorough

@obamabebop6303

5 жыл бұрын

Btw, is doctor clemmons nyarlathotep or the entity? After the ending of the last video I am confused if everything the entity said was and is a lie or if some things were right.

@oathbreaker2339

5 жыл бұрын

NamelessGod94 I think the entity we talked to was Derlapytip and Clemmons is actually the good guy since he said “I need to get rid of that Professor Clemons” after revealing his evil scheme.

@oathbreaker2339

5 жыл бұрын

Ta'Jah Mary True but who’s to say it’s not all a ploy by the entity?

@endermage77

5 жыл бұрын

@@obamabebop6303 I think that Nyarlhotep is not actually Professor Clemmons, but is rather *impostering* as him. One of Professor Clemmons' defining characteristics is that he is devoutly attached to his cutting mat. Who else is devoted to Cutting Mat? The Patient in Room 333. A sad, broken, insanity of a man, who is probably what is left of the real Clemmons after Nyarlhotep reduced his mind to dribble.

dude, there's nothing in your beard wait

@bafr6626

5 жыл бұрын

U got me

@Chumb33

5 жыл бұрын

No u C H I N e v a p o r a t e s

@divinebreezy4112

5 жыл бұрын

Dazman were we posed to mistake it for something

@hazewire4618

5 жыл бұрын

When will this man have nothing for an idea?

@alexsome2241

5 жыл бұрын

Hazewire 21823 when Margaret removes his brain

I legit started this video thinking he was going to pull the rubber chicken out of his beard.

@hangry3102

5 жыл бұрын

How 😂

@Poliostasis

5 жыл бұрын

there was nothing in his beard so

@jessicae2690

5 жыл бұрын

@@hangry3102 Not sure lol, he was just hiding his beard with a clipboard and I thought .... "it's in his beard isnt it"

@jessicae2690

5 жыл бұрын

@@Poliostasis he done goofed us all

@nefilimwarrior1747

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf😂😂😂

This man’s patience is godlike. Other ASMRists will make 20 minute videos constantly talking, this guy will make *hour long* videos with 5 or more minutes of no talking every so often

I lost it at the gentle, completely serious, “ Cluck cluck...... cluck cluck...” 🤣🤣🤣

John wick amsr? Or Area 51 guard roleplay amsr

@lilricegrain2001

5 жыл бұрын

Jake Traylor area 51

@mattlatt9034

5 жыл бұрын

It’s uh, it’s spelt asmr

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattlatt9034 amsr

@FTWIHA

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattlatt9034 rmas

@johanbjorck4786

5 жыл бұрын

AREA 51 GUARD ASMR: I NEED IT

Going to have to lock myself in the bathroom to watch this. I am at a party.

@hangry3102

5 жыл бұрын

Notification squad dedication right there

@whatsgoodearth

5 жыл бұрын

DerBoss mostly you.

@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797

5 жыл бұрын

How was the party

@sleepmeditation147

5 жыл бұрын

@@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797 It was wonderful.I nice get together with my friends/collegues after finishing a hectic project I had to produce and direct.

@povo844

5 жыл бұрын

Tranquilizing Asmr cool, so what do you do?

In Rubber Chicken™ we trust

He repeated the word *"pocket"* every time he said it staring at the floor as if he was having a deep internal monologue about the meaning of that word😂😂😂

@MRR19

4 жыл бұрын

TaeGucci_x like this pocket has been with me since day one

I love how the chicken is connected to all this lore.

Rift I really thought you were above smuggling illegal contraband in your beard.

@ropnop4933

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? There's nothing in his beard.

@addictedtochocolate920

4 жыл бұрын

@@ropnop4933 im afraid that nothing is illegal this days

@ropnop4933

4 жыл бұрын

@@boinkus_ I agree, so sad

@crazyspacegames9118

4 жыл бұрын

Bread Head if you’re really itching for some nothing, a friend of mine knows this guy...

I was expecting the chicken to accidentally make a really loud noise while he was filming it. That would be the Ultimate ASMR.

Petition to make every ad on youtube asmr so they dont blow out your ears

The "pocket" section is a reference to maybe my all-time favourite video ER video; The Curious Case of the Couch Companion meets the The Peculiar Plastic Pouch Predicament. Biggest anime cross-over of the century.

@HexFire03lmao

5 жыл бұрын

You notice the string in each new video? I smell a plot point.

@Gengosyma

5 жыл бұрын

Pocket is also in Can't Sleep Try this 1.0 by ER that's my Favorite video... And the Make a Salad ASMR

@figurepiece255

5 жыл бұрын

Im confused about what you mean by that statement on rifts channel so im wondering what you mean by that but you posted a good comment on his channel by the way

I will never forget that day. I came across a wise man, who taught me the healing power of the almighty rubber chicken. I thanked him for his knowledge, as I left, from behind I could faintly hear him call “c l u c k c l u c k...”

Uh, you got something stuck on your beard. Oh wait, nevermind. It's nothing.

Am I the only one who never stays awake long enough to see the chicken?

I never noticed the ‘nothing’ sticker on his beard until 3 minutes in

@peresusjacksonfan

5 жыл бұрын

That's because we don't see his beard till 3:15

@impervious2knife282

5 жыл бұрын

But, there is nothing on the beard

@rizma_dizma4391

5 жыл бұрын

Took me till 6 minutes in to notice it. 😂

@TheSergio1021

5 жыл бұрын

What beard? I see nothing under his chin

I can’t even imagine how hard it was for him to keep a straight face in this video. That shows dedication.

@kayleebell2854

5 жыл бұрын

have you met rift? hes made way sillier videos, this man could keep a straight face for his whole life LOL

I really like his nice voice ! Tapping sound is also great👍🏻✨

@fritzero7053

5 жыл бұрын

Vito ASMR 비토 your channel is great

My grandma loved rubber chickens for humor (God rest her soul, RIP). I later found one just laying on the ground while I was walking. This brought some warmth to my heart. :)

@myaltaccountforasmr4119

Жыл бұрын

Grandma fell off

Mom I want a chicken Mom: we have a chicken at home The chicken at home:

Rift: How are you? Me: I'm great! Today has been a wonderful day, I've alre... Rift: I hope your doing well Me: Bruh, were you not listening

@hangry3102

5 жыл бұрын

Tfw Jesus interrupts you in the middle of your imaginary conversation with him

@domsbusdriver4888

3 жыл бұрын

Omg its nacho libre

came for the title, stayed for the voice 🌹

Emphermal rift is one of the most under appreciated ASMRists of all time

@myaltaccountforasmr4119

Жыл бұрын

You say that when he is one of the most popular ASMRtists of all time

How is this man simultaneously an amazing asmrist and also hilarious

Storming Arkham Sanitarium Roleplay (as a counterpart to the "Storm Area 51" movement/meme)

@robinhyperlord9053

5 жыл бұрын

No.

@sharkwithnotoes3051

5 жыл бұрын

@@robinhyperlord9053 yes

Now this is what Saturdays are all about

I would say something funny, but I lack a sense of humor. Sorry.

@NoEntertainment

5 жыл бұрын

that's me quite often

@dabufboi8976

5 жыл бұрын

Meh, fair enough, you've earned a like

@NickKnackisB4ck

5 жыл бұрын

Come man! Try your hand, at the comedy stand~!

@MCSorry

5 жыл бұрын

Are you me on Tinder?

@thatonesentientbagel4043

5 жыл бұрын

We all have that happen. "Tip, just say Bologna. Trampoline. It always works."

Can we just appreciate how underrated this man and rubber chickens are

It has been months I have used your videos for sleeping and so far I think this is your most underrated vídeo.

Goddamn ER I have so much work to do

@PBunyanOx

5 жыл бұрын

Me too, Barry. Good thing you're fast af.

@Geezus_bred

5 жыл бұрын

Flaaaaaaaaaaaaaash the time wrath didn't exactly kill me I'm back to destroy earth

Well I just woke time to sleep again

dear ER: thank you for this. I live in Dayton, OH where the latest shooting had happened. I have been having a hard time and am so grateful for the quiet, calming places ASMRists like you create. I also appreciate the humor you put in your videos, in particular.

now this is not only the rubber chicken content i’ve been looking for on youtube, but also the best treatment i’ve received from a doctor in a long time. thanks again.

OMG, my dream came true. Finally an explicit rubber chicket video! Thank you Rift!!

Did this noodle really just say "Next question: Why?"

@Jx_xD

5 жыл бұрын

Na he was just doing his best jeffy impersonation

ER: were you expecting this question? My tired,stressed and sleep deprived brain: NANI?!?!

KZread gave me the funniest glitch I've seen. I clicked on your video and for a soul second a saw a man doing the twin middle finger in VR. Thought I should share that out

Well now I‘m interested in what he all wrote down on this sheet of paper..

just remember he could squeeze it at any moment and kill all our ears🙏

Your voice and your moving sounds are the best part of my entire life and I’m not even bothered by that 😂

This is the only video that’s given me tingles since I started watching asmr over 2 years ago. Thank you ER :)

I wish he'd show us what these pieces of paper end up looking like

You look amazing!!! Thanks for being so consistent with your uploads XO 💜💜💜

Cone tapping is amazing!

love what you’re doing with the hair, makes you look like every norwegian black metal band

just clicked on this and accidentally jumped to 15:40 and omg hahaha

@suspiciousatom5808

5 жыл бұрын

?

@phazebeast7373

5 жыл бұрын

😀

Just woke up, only got 6 hours of sleep, time to try and get more👌

@supersonic20091

5 жыл бұрын

I only got 4! :D

Dude, uncle E's channel grows by the day. I've been here since 350,000. And holy shit, he's blown up since. And whether you like it or not, he has amazing work.

I love speaking pocket, it’s like speaking Groot, it’s wonderful, so many new and interesting words I never thought of.

The clipboard and rubber chicken treatment almost had me thinking this was the ILI ( International League of Idiots )

@bloodfartmoon2765

5 жыл бұрын

It's the ILRC " international league of The rubber chicken"

Me: what the hell am I watching? Also me: tingles 😴🤤

Thanks rift, this inspired me to thumbtack two rubber chickens to my bedroom wall

Ah the pocket trigger word ! My favorite part from sleep for the sleepless !

Literally just woke up and saw this in my notifications. Guess it’s time to go back to bed lol. Loved this vid btw. ❤️

@juancampusano7512

5 жыл бұрын

Julia Rose18 same here 😂😂

Best ASMR Channels 1. MassageASMR (Dmitri) 2. Ephemeral Rift 3. ASMR Planet

@ValeriaCusamano

5 жыл бұрын

No just Uncle E.

@HexFire03lmao

5 жыл бұрын

@@ValeriaCusamano yes

@MichaelRaphaelDHSithFuhrer1316

5 жыл бұрын

@@ValeriaCusamano nein

@MichaelRaphaelDHSithFuhrer1316

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaylaTheCatgirl Last time i've checked spelling, i swear it is mentioned *except* my guy. ^🤪🤫🤭😂🤣

You are like the only admrtist who does 1 hour videos, you are the Tolstoy of the asmr.

Literally my favorite ASMR of all time

Nobody: E.R: *First I must retrieve my pencil from my coat pocket*

The meaning of life is choking a rubber chicken softly with bubble wrap. Achievement unlocked!

I discovered this channel only recently, and I must say this has been quite a wild ride for me

HOW DOES THIS GUY MAKE THE WEIRDEST ASMRS BUT HE STILL MAKES EM GOOD

day 5 off asking uncle ER to upload John Wick asmr

@AdmirtheSableye

5 жыл бұрын

He should also do a Joseph Seed ASMR.

@e.elliotedison953

5 жыл бұрын

How about both? I would love that.

@NoiseForRelaxation

5 жыл бұрын

it would be great 😉👍

@YaBoiBoris

5 жыл бұрын

The most man of uncle beards

@HexFire03lmao

5 жыл бұрын

Pp gang

23:24 the prophecy is real It was said he would wake on the eleventeen day of the month ALL HAIL THE RUBBER CHICKEN CLUCK CLUCK

This is the only video where I actually bought something because of it. No sponsors, no item reviews, just rubber chicken.

@Pissant950

11 ай бұрын

i bought a rubber chicken the other day

Great sound! I really got tingles! Thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️

me: there's something in your beard ER: last time i checked there was nothing moms: 🤣🤣🤣

Just finished rewatching your last video and now seeing a new one uploaded just now. Blessed Papa ER

@hangry3102

5 жыл бұрын

Weeb notification squad unite

@hangry3102

5 жыл бұрын

Btw, she's the only character worth watching akame ga kill for

I need those last 2 minutes on loop for an hour so i can fall asleep to the tingles 😣

That short "hello" at the beginning made me laugh. It's like: "well, don't mind me tapping some wood. I'm just minding my own business."

Next up: How to pick up chicks ASMR

@KniferDaBeast

4 жыл бұрын

Literally.

I'm falling asleep to the voice of Nicholas Cage

@klickingkayasmr7585

2 жыл бұрын

Nachoooooo

Every time I see a new video from you, uncle Rift, I can't wait till it's bedtime. Thank you.

Bless. I am so ready for this experience.

He looks like thor

07:44 - ”Are you expecting this question?” Haha!

Your really good at asmr. You help me relieve stress and relax

Mom: Where's dad? Son: He's upstairs playing with a rubber *c o c k*

God damn i'm early, its 3pm and the video has only 42 views! First time being this early! Gonna be my first time falling asleep to the sounds of The Rubber Chicken Treatment too hahaha. You're a great help to my anxiety ER :) Love ya man!

If anyone even thinks about a 'choke my chicken' joke or reference I'm booking a flight on Virgin Galactic to get off this planet.

@tricky2910

5 жыл бұрын

choke my chicken

@definitely_retarded2349

5 жыл бұрын

Your late for that...

@kanekikenthewizardghoul4797

5 жыл бұрын

Choke my chicken harder uncle er

Can we just stop and think about how this man's ASMR channel has actual lore that seams its way into other videos and ultimately tell a story of a dystopian future with enough substance for a series of novels

@PeterGriffin-kb2hf

5 жыл бұрын

I just started watching this channel and I have no idea where to start lol

That moment when you learn Ephemeral doesn’t experience ASMR anymore but still makes videos so that others can. Bro, he’s the hero we do not deserve.

Keanu Reeves......love the asmr btw, helps me sleep more calm/peacefully👍🏾.

Jesus and the iconic rubber chicken... what could go wrong?

Soothing to the mind indeed master Ephemeral

Man, this video was extremely tingle-inducing. Might be something to do with the setup but it felt way more real than usual