I built a time machine, thought it would be a blast,
Travel to the future, and visit the past.
But when I hit the button, things got out of hand,
Ended up in ancient Rome, with a smartphone in my hand.
Chorus:
Time travel troubles, they’re driving me insane,
Yesterday’s tomorrow, it’s messing with my brain.
I tried to fix the timeline, but it’s all a big mess,
Time travel troubles, oh what a crazy quest!
Verse 2:
I went to meet the dinos, thought it would be cool,
But T-Rex found my lunchbox, and chased me back to school.
I tried to warn Columbus, about a stormy sea,
But now he thinks I’m crazy, and history’s mad at me.
Chorus:
Time travel troubles, they’re driving me insane,
Yesterday’s tomorrow, it’s messing with my brain.
I tried to fix the timeline, but it’s all a big mess,
Time travel troubles, oh what a crazy quest!
Bridge:
I saw my future self, told me to beware,
Said, “Don’t go to the ‘80s, there’s bad fashion everywhere!”
I tried to change the past, to make a better now,
But now my parents met on Mars, and I don’t know how!
Chorus:
Time travel troubles, they’re driving me insane,
Yesterday’s tomorrow, it’s messing with my brain.
I tried to fix the timeline, but it’s all a big mess,
Time travel troubles, oh what a crazy quest!
Verse 3:
I thought I’d take a break, and visit Shakespeare’s plays,
But I gave him writer’s block, now he writes screenplays.
I tried to meet the Beatles, in their golden days,
But now they sing in Klingon, and play on gamma rays.
Chorus:
Time travel troubles, they’re driving me insane,
Yesterday’s tomorrow, it’s messing with my brain.
I tried to fix the timeline, but it’s all a big mess,
Time travel troubles, oh what a crazy quest!
Outro:
So now I’m back to present, my time machine on pause,
No more time adventures, I’m sticking to Earth’s laws.
I’ll leave the past behind me, and future far away,
Time travel troubles, I’ll save for another day.