Tim's New Toys - Autumn 2019
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Tim has been visiting various trade fairs over the Autumn, and here he presents some of the newest items that he has acquired for his collection. From a mini leather strop with allows you to sharpen a disposable razor, to some new items created via 3D printing, a novel balancing act, a very elaborate greeting card, and some unusual art from Japan.
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Thanks for sharing my lock puzzle, and for the ongoing inspiration your collection provides! Always a delight
@kikconzuelo
4 жыл бұрын
I felt very excited to see your puzzle here! What a cool crossover
@Lucas-iSL
3 жыл бұрын
I KNEW I'd seen that M from somewhere! Nice to see such a creative talent around these parts
@EggBastion
3 жыл бұрын
Those lizards are really neat. Are they really printed already assembled?
@Noble06DS
3 жыл бұрын
@@EggBastion yes they are!
@I_Crit_My_Pants
3 жыл бұрын
@@EggBastion It's actually easier to build it pre-made. Think about how 3D printers work, the link that joins 2 pieces is built first and then the plastic that locks it in place is printed over the top.
Ah, a relaxing Tim Video [INTRO ANNIHILATES EAR DRUMS]
@sneklover69
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not the only one then
@skakdosmer
4 жыл бұрын
I liked the old intro better anyway.
@Snotlingfondler
4 жыл бұрын
I thought my speakers had fucked up at first
@Jesse__H
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah they messed up the audio balance on that part
@jgames01
4 жыл бұрын
Definitely thought I had sat on the remote and blasted the volume. Then he started talked and I couldn't hear anything.
"Tim's New Toys" *first item is a disposable razor sharpener* Never change, Tim
@shh11111
4 жыл бұрын
HeH
Little known fact: Every time Tim utters 'heh' he's actually mentioning Ḥeḥ, an ancient Egyptian deity that is the personification of infinity or eternity. Ḥeḥ originally meant "flood", referring to the watery chaos that the Egyptians believed existed before the creation of the world. The Egyptians envisioned this chaos as infinite, in contrast with the finite created world, so Ḥeḥ personified this aspect of the primordial waters. Tim's invocation of this deity is done with the intent to once again return the world to chaos, through the infinite flooding of the waters of the Nile.
@anuranbhattacharya9938
4 жыл бұрын
Lol🤣🤣
@pepperonipizza8200
4 жыл бұрын
Now that's what I call "deep end" lore.
@ZacHawkins42
4 жыл бұрын
Well played!
@Sonofthefire4
4 жыл бұрын
Heh.
@matttumberman2191
4 жыл бұрын
STAND NAME: HEH STAND MASTER: Tim
*shows a drawing of a Japanese house, with bamboo outside and a windchime* "Independence Day" Aaahhhh Tim, please never change
@johnnycats5157
4 жыл бұрын
Crickets chirping.... "Birds"
@ky-gp4sz
4 жыл бұрын
*cricket sounds* “birds that are outside”
@DanielRenardAnimation
4 жыл бұрын
_"Tim, that's the sound of a cricket."_ _"Oh? Don't you need eleven people for that?"_
@jwrs6292
4 жыл бұрын
Did it ever occur to you that he might be referring to Japanese Independence?
@KoiosDusklight
4 жыл бұрын
@@jwrs6292 There is no Japanese Independence day. There are some countries that celebrate independence from Japan though. The closest Japanese holiday would be National Foundation Day.
I keep getting amazed at the things he shows me every time. I never think this will get old
2nd - Girl With A Pearl Earring 3rd- The Great Wave of Kanagawa 4th- The Scream
@ToyInsanity
4 жыл бұрын
*SPOILERS* 2. I dream of Jeanine of the Nile 3. Clint Eastwood on the head of an elephant 4. A dog smoking a cigar
@bluegent7
4 жыл бұрын
2. A bottle of great Scotch 3. A bottle of great Scotch 4. A bottle of great Scotch
@Julia68yt
4 жыл бұрын
@@bluegent7 kzread.info/dash/bejne/dpOIxcusmdfRftY.html
@kroolini3678
4 жыл бұрын
2nd - pearls from the Nile 3rd - water from the Nile 4th - no more water from the Nile
@dovah6975
4 жыл бұрын
2nd - A blue dot 3rd - A white blur 4th - A orange blur
"bang boom bang boom baaang" - *Tim the ToyMan 2019*
I really hope that with the changes to KZread regarding kids content that this channel stays here and continues to bring joy to people of all ages
@viktordickinson7844
2 жыл бұрын
KZread doesnt want kids to be safe, it wants them to be profitable.
I love that Tim doesn't know the difference between crickets and birds 😊
@praveenb9048
4 жыл бұрын
Does he know the difference between birds and bees?
@jayemeljay2117
4 жыл бұрын
Jajaja!! He forgot it was set in nighttime... Birds don't sing at night!
@TheNobod3
4 жыл бұрын
I'm willing to bet he got all those sounds wrong, save the fireworks
@adonisfernandez3425
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheNobod3 He is right in the first one, is a bottle of beer. The second one is a deer scarer (Shishi Odoshi) fountain and the third one is a glass windchime (Furin)
@ChazCharlie1
4 жыл бұрын
@@jayemeljay2117 whhoooohhooooohoohooooo
I am wildly envious of Tim's renewed sense of wonder with every discovery he makes in the toys and gadgets he shares with those of us watching on KZread. Wonderful.
Mom: You’re an adult, you can’t play with toys anymore. Me:
@scottbruckner4653
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes. No one touch it.
@theimperiumofman102
4 жыл бұрын
You can sell my toys when you pry them from my old, cold, dead hands.
@Epsilon191
4 жыл бұрын
@Judge Dredd okay
@Epsilon191
4 жыл бұрын
@Humphrey Hogan jesus christ just piss off
@violightghost8592
4 жыл бұрын
Humphrey Hogan Shut up boomer
Anyone else time tim on how long it takes him to say the word "years" in each video. Under a minute today
@imwilltrimble1414
4 жыл бұрын
This is so random I love it
@4cannibal
4 жыл бұрын
I've never really thought about how he says it so often in every video but now I'll never be able to stop counting and timing him
@KapnHook
4 жыл бұрын
Yee-ahs
One of these days, I’m gonna go to one of these mythical trade fairs.
I love this channel so much it's like sitting with your grandpa. So warm peaceful and pure ♡♡♡
Tim says “we live in a (throwaway) society” in this episode. I love it. Also, I bet Yoshikage Kira squinted real hard at the three squares that comprise the Mona Lisa’s hands.
@cinnamonsunshine9653
4 жыл бұрын
ily
@frostbytefreemanfilms9971
4 жыл бұрын
Fnaftastic *look at u* thanks?
It’s about time Tim got somebody to supply him with 3D printed toys. ❤️
When you know what the picture is close up.
@Oldfriend841
4 жыл бұрын
Mb rungart yeah I immediately recognised the Mona Lisa before he even explained what it was
@kryptonitespider-bitedynam7305
4 жыл бұрын
yeah I got the wave one immediately
@gadgez_
4 жыл бұрын
Okay so like... is it just my autism? Because they look the same near and far to me. I can tell what they are, but the distance has no effect, it just looks like minimalist blocky renditions either way.
@theWader3000
3 жыл бұрын
I got the scream and the tidal wave right away, what was the one that wasn’t Mona Lisa?
@thesmitty1299
3 жыл бұрын
@@theWader3000 girl with the pearl earring
I cried when i seen the waves painting. Its one of my absolute favorites. I first seen that actually in a china wok i believe, or something like that while i was eating my pork fried rice, and it had koi painted in it. My favorite fish as well. So beautiful ❤️
A perfect 10/10 ‘hm’ at 11:44 - bravo Tim
What a lovely idea -- a channel in which a charming old man brings out charming, unusual toys and talks about them. Quite remarkable -- heh!
Tim is a world wonder, protect him at all costs
I used to watch this guy back in 2011, I’m now turning 22 in a month. Good to see he’s still reviewing toys
It’s safe to say, time has been kind to this man. God bless him.🙂
The intro volume almost took my head off.
@travosk8668
4 жыл бұрын
Haydn Malyon that illuminati triangle was missed by a lot of ppl
@thedeegee1601
4 жыл бұрын
Same here!
@cindyespindola4946
4 жыл бұрын
Same😅
I love his videos so much. His voice is so relaxing. Really helps when im anxious or stressed i just watch a couple of his videos❤️
@AznBurk
4 жыл бұрын
best part is getting ear raped by the intro!
@ughneyko
4 жыл бұрын
@@AznBurk thats true :)
Razors are not toys. Not making that mistake again, Tim.
@Joso997
4 жыл бұрын
Expecially after that commercial
@ajobarafat88
4 жыл бұрын
what about dil*o?
@cancel7387
4 жыл бұрын
@@ajobarafat88 those are snacks
@ladypeter1
4 жыл бұрын
Bro let him be
@Breegan
4 жыл бұрын
I figured it’d be a toy in and of itself, like a gag razor to prank someone with, somethin, like that.
8:16 Tim: it's just a bunch of color squares Me, without my glasses: it's Mona Lisa
Oh my gosh, that "in and out" was awesome. It triggered my asmr in a big way.
@amyflakes
4 жыл бұрын
omg same i wanna find more creators that do stuff like that
@Dr0dd
4 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to look through all these videos and make a list of all the specific triggers they contain.
@macswanton9622
4 жыл бұрын
He's like John Candy in "Little Shop of Horrors"
@viktordickinson7844
2 жыл бұрын
Stop being weird.
@viktordickinson7844
2 жыл бұрын
@@Dr0dd stop being weird
When he said “lłįßæçñüę wábøłve” I felt that
@Idontknow-jj5qf
4 жыл бұрын
This is a cool very interesting video I like it but just don’t really understand him well but what I do understand is funny to me the video almost has an asmr type vibe
@ananousous
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there are times watching him where I suffer from aphasia
I love falling to sleep to these videos
Who needs a real grandpa when we have these lovely wholesome meandering videos?
The pixelated postcards were amazing, i could recognize all after seeing the Mona Lisa postcard.
Girl with a Pearl Earring, The Great Wave off Kanagawa, The Scream
@beaker126
4 жыл бұрын
It took me a bit for the Girl with the Pearl Earring, but I got the other two straight away. Weirdly I knew the first one was the Mona Lisa before he even pulled it back.
@Jerome...
4 жыл бұрын
@@beaker126 Girl with the Pearl Earring was by far the hardest, I never noticed how black the background is.
@beaker126
4 жыл бұрын
@@Jerome... Agreed, the Wave was the easiest, I thought.
@jakebustillos9
4 жыл бұрын
I could tell what all but the girl with the pearl earring was before he even pulled back but the great wave and the scream actually snapped for me like he said unlike the Mona Lisa, I think it’s just because the Mona is so well known and has been portrayed in numerous styles already
@ModestJoke
4 жыл бұрын
@@beaker126 That's funny, I got the rest instantly, but the Wave was a bit of a challenge.
It makes me happy that everyone still watches and enjoys his content, as do I. And not just for the meme.
@grassfield5177
4 жыл бұрын
Which meme? Is it the gun thing? Lol, I discovered him before the memes, so I don’t know much about the memes.
@Redasurc
4 жыл бұрын
Come for meme Stay for wholesome
@Noah2472-j1n
3 жыл бұрын
There's a meme about Tim?
1. Mona lisa 2. Girl with a pearl earring 3. The great wave 4. The scream Got them all right off the bat, I knew all those art history classes I took in college would pay off one day ha.
@tOSdude
4 жыл бұрын
House Cat Never heard of girl with the pearl earring personally, the only one I didn’t get.
Very nice to see a mature person who is able to maintain such a high level of interest and even fascination intact for so long. I wish I could find so much fulfillment in such simple things.
I love your enthusiasm Tim.
The lock puzzle is by Make Anything here on youtube
@mrsg8996
4 жыл бұрын
linkinluvlive hello fellow follower of Make Anything.👍 I thought the same but the key is different. Is this one of his alternative designs from his MyMiniFactory page? kzread.info/dash/bejne/o2qBqZpsg9nYXdo.html
@basvanveghel1750
4 жыл бұрын
If you take a good look at around 3:00 you will see the Make Anything logo though
@linkinluvlive
4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsg8996 I believe so. You can see his logo on it :)
@mrsg8996
4 жыл бұрын
linkinluvlive thanks. I can see that now on my phone. Now I am curious as to why no mention of his fellow content creator. Both also have same interests in toys too, the difference is Devin creates and Tim collects. Now I really want to see these two do a collaboration. Do you guys too?
@linkinluvlive
4 жыл бұрын
@@mrsg8996 I figure he doesn't know. His friend just printed and gave it to him, so no idea that a fellow KZreadr created it. And yes! I think a collab between them would be so fun :)
"The Scream" was the easiest for me to see. Very interesting how different brains work!
@ThatGuyMagnum
4 жыл бұрын
Wow that's really interesting, I thought Tim was just a bit old and not able to see the paintings up close, but I guess it actually just comes down to how your brain processes this information!
@intothecalm420
4 жыл бұрын
@@ThatGuyMagnum I despise sarcasm.
@ThatGuyMagnum
4 жыл бұрын
@@intothecalm420 Wasn't being sarcastic but okay?
Hey! Finally i see a 3d printed toy from the make anything channel in a tim's video. Congratulations Devin!
I can see Tim having thousands of genuine friends, not like the one you get these days haha
watching these videos is like talking to a therapist tim is my therapist and i dont even have to pay
0:30 What a great idea to save money and don't create more plastic waste. How awesome is this man.
You cant beat old Tim.Lovely stuff!
The day that Tim dies, I'm literally going to cry. This man brightens my day everytime I watch him.
@myksweet
4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Collman who said he’s going first?
@Fopenplop
4 жыл бұрын
why are all these comments expecting him to die in the near future???? i mean, he's old, but he seems quite healthy to me
I love this show so much
I have to say this. I LOVE watching these videos. Something about this guy is just, pleasant. Like, I smile each time. Feel at peace, you know?
2:15 Flexi-Rex! I printed one of those to test my 3D Printer LOL!
I love games of skill and precision! That card game with the magnet bass looks really good.
@libriumgames6058
4 жыл бұрын
Find it at: www.libriumgames.co.uk/store/index.php?route=product/category&path=59
So nice to have people like this in the world, well done very appreciated that you share you knowledge
Early to a Tim video? I knew staying up was the right choice tonight.
@TheTheninjagummybear
4 жыл бұрын
@idris mohamed, i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/495/749/ab8.png
It's amazing that Tim has gone from seeing his father sharpen an old school, cutthroat razor to reveling in 3D printed toys. Really shows just how far technology can advance in such a short amount of time.
Yoshikage Kira really liked that first art postcard.
@bigsmack21
4 жыл бұрын
I got an erection.
Those pixelated classic paintings would make monster jigsaw puzzles. Not if cut in traditional jigsaw shapes, but with each color being block of color as a separate individual piece
Never thought about it before but 3d printing opens up so many possibilities to puzzle making and it's cool to see more of this featured on the show!
Even when I was 4 years old I watched him now I'm 14 and it is still GREAT!!!
what an amazing effect of those pictures!!
Those postcards at the end were astonishing! The first and fourth ones I got even close up, and I couldn't get the second one at all, but the third one only clicked when you pulled it away. Absolutely blew my mind!
9:15 - People build stuff like that from Lego :D
@remtt
4 жыл бұрын
Lordodragonss and minecraft
@remtt
4 жыл бұрын
Damian 2000 me too
We must protect this man at all costs
Never did I think I'd lear how to sharpen razors on my favorite toy channel
It will be very satisfying to see such postcard with Malevitch's "Black square"
i wish i was as fascinated by things as much as this man
Lovely, another nightly dose of asmr.
i really love those pictures at the end . Thanks for sharing.
All of those paintings were obvious even held up close at first haha
7:18 that second tab sounds like me at 3am after a skinful.
@thebackyardbushcrafter2028
4 жыл бұрын
Steve Ballinger ?
Looked at the thumbnail and for a second I thought he was gonna be telling us about his new sheet of acid
Thumbnail Tim be showing us a minecraft texture
Finally, my art history training comes in handy lol
I could listen to this guy talk about anything.
I instantly got the Mona Lisa, the wave and the scream, even before zooming out, but despite reviewing the second one like 20 times, I have not the slightest idea what it is.
Grand Illusions is my favourite ASMR channel.
@toomanyapples1741
4 жыл бұрын
Besides the intro
@JamNightingale
4 жыл бұрын
@@toomanyapples1741 lol
@pandrei2
4 жыл бұрын
saaame
Tim's got the luckiest grandchildren ever.
I love this channel. Been a fan for years. My main source of relaxing ASMR
"Now we're into it. BANG. BOOM. BANG. BOOM........Wonderful"
The third pixelated art card reminds me of an iconicly well known digital game amongst modern generations, which is called Minecraft
I love the way Tim just disproved art.
1. Mona Lisa 2. Girl with a Pearl Earring 3. The Great Wave Off 4. The Scream Those are awesome!
@Bootleg_Jones
4 жыл бұрын
#2 was the only one I didn't recognize, though I did vaguely see the shape of a woman when he pull it away from the camera. The Scream on the other hand I recognized while it was still up close, but the illusion didn't really work nearly as well for that one. I think the "pixels" were a little to chunky for a painting with mostly curved forms.
@freeaudiobooks7469
4 жыл бұрын
I didn't notice any.... 😲 im going blind
@freeaudiobooks7469
4 жыл бұрын
I pulled my phone back further and noticed it. Thank god
"I've never seen anything quite like it before"
What gets me thinking you guys, is that in 3-5 years, Tim, assuming he’s will keep up with this, will be showing some of the items he acquired here! I hope I still watch these videos as long as he makes them :)
I love the geometric pictures! If I had trouble all I needed to do was squint, and I could see it! It’s amazing how our brains understand this!
That art thing made me tinglish.
this show reminds me of what I watched as a kid on TV! Rolf Harris should make a comeback and start his own YT series!
This made my day, thanks Tim 👍🙂
As a pixel artist, I find it interesting that others can't tell what things like that are from close up. I think it's neat how differently our brains perceive information
Loved your video like always Mr Tim.
Tim: *shows geometry art* 13 year olds: iT's MiNeCrAfT
oh heck yeah welcome back Tim
It's absolutely extraordinary cheers sir Patrick
long live the tim
Such a relaxing voice! Unintentional ASMR right there Tim, thanks!
Now we’re into it. Bang boom bang boom bang!
Nobody Nobody at all Block of wood: exists Tim: what an amazing and clever thing!
Those pictures toward the end are really amazing
It’s nice watching this before bed 🙃
The pictures were amazing! Plus, you can still purchase Librium through their website! So amazing work Tim!
Any one else getting those postcard art things instantly up close?
@phidiasbagel
4 жыл бұрын
The paintings are all famous enough that it was easy for me to identify them up close
@Bronzescorpion
4 жыл бұрын
I think a lot of people got it. You only need a few key details, like the blue headband, the rising wave and the open mouth. As soon as you recognize those features the game is up.
Tims hands are massive!