Three Tips That Will Immediately Save Your Marriage. Lionel Harris
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Lionel Harris is here with three tips that will immediately save your marriage. In this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Lionel Harris talks about his children his marriage and three things you can do to save your marriage. Whether you're someone who hates doing the dishes, or you're just someone who enjoys a good laugh, this clip from Lionel Harris is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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My husband promised that he would wash the dishes if I'd cook. In 41 years, he's never failed to help.
@gisforme5032
10 ай бұрын
What a wonderful man you married Blessings to you both!!
@TheDellaniOakes
10 ай бұрын
@@gisforme5032 Thank you, I did indeed!
@hxhdfjifzirstc894
9 ай бұрын
By now, you should get him one of those dishwashing machines.
@TheDellaniOakes
9 ай бұрын
@@hxhdfjifzirstc894 We do and he's in charge of loading it. His choice.
@6foot8boss47
8 ай бұрын
Wishing you both happy and healthy years to come ❤
This is true. When i get annoyed at my spouse, i remember all the helpful things he does and calm down.
@TheDellaniOakes
10 ай бұрын
Sometimes, that's the only thing that gets me through. He's a fantastic man, but we still manage to rub one another the wrong way.
@seedsoflove7684
10 ай бұрын
@@TheDellaniOakes cat and dog, oil and water. Opposites attract, which works for a while, but long turn, it is exhausting! Still we stay together.
I have been washing the dishes while watching Dry Bar Comedy for years! I'm doing the dishes as I watch this video. Awesome advice!
@edithdlp8045
10 ай бұрын
You are better than most men who never wash the dishes.
@patrickgallagher9069
10 ай бұрын
@edithdlp8045, a friend of mine once asked me, "Why do you always do the dishes?" I said, "Because you're going home to a wife that hates you. When you leave, my wife and I are going to make a mess out of the bed sheets!" It's about doing my part. Everyone is happier that way.
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
@@edithdlp8045 - This isn't kosher or accurate.
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
10 ай бұрын
@@patrickgallagher9069maybe someday you'll grow up and find your balls.
@davidpottinger9631
10 ай бұрын
Yessir, yessir! Rubber gloves, stand up, an album or video, and those dishes are done-zo.
My New Years resolution this year was to laugh every day. I have found so many good comedians I enjoy to support this way!
It sure is more fun to cook if someone else washes up!
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
Isn't this kind of a "you fly, I'll buy" scenario? Whoever cooks, the other person washes the dishes... I usually find a way to wash everything while cooking.
That was wholesome, family friendly and so funny! What a Chad, I'mma go root for his special to com out.
Funny man! He had some new twists on common comedian subjects.Fresh!
Such a nice guy!
Great comedy! Thanks!
The 2 words for a Happy Marriage...Yes Dear :-)
@darknlovli
5 ай бұрын
Lmao
My man with funny facts😅
Back in my day, we called them nickels! And they were worth more! We used to get a loaf of bread, four cups of coffee, and two tickets to the picture show for that! I tell ya! That Chaplin was a real gas!
😂😂😂he's not wrong 😅
Ive always had 2 pet peeves. Dishes in the sink when there is a dishwasher next to the sunk. Then pushing the kitchen chairs in.😂😂😂
@donnalamb6391
10 ай бұрын
Sink not sunk sorry
@edithdlp8045
10 ай бұрын
@@donnalamb6391t's just a typo. No worries 👍
@maryrosekent8223
10 ай бұрын
@@donnalamb6391 We figured it out, but if it bugs you, you can always fix it in edit.
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
Only the two pet peeves?
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
10 ай бұрын
@@RobVespaI'm sure he has more but he knows that you can only count to two.
He's funny
"Took" my wife's first name 😏.....that's really a thing. 😛
Excellent comedy! Thanks!👍
I just kissed your wife. 😂😂😂
Daddy …’do you even like kids?’…. 🫶🏼🤣
Have and hold frame, never stop learning/building, and pick one is a compliment your life, not a nuisance
@JustOneAsbesto
10 ай бұрын
huh?
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
@@JustOneAsbesto - Seconded
@BlueberryFundip
10 ай бұрын
Bro stroked out
Your support makes me happy and successful🙏🏻♥️
Not taking the last name is a deal-breaker!!
So funny😂
Awesomely funny!!
My husband does.. even going blind.
hahahahaa
Daddy loves me!
My tip, capitulate early and often, you can always renegotiate later.
🤔🤔👌🏾😂😂🎤
Excellent advice
That was great.
The #1 rule...."the Wife-y is always right."
Only ONE thing you need to know. Once you realize that you would die for your partner without hesitation or thought, the rest is easy. ❤
This isn’t rocket science fellas.
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
Agreed - It's also not a gender thing.
@becca318
10 ай бұрын
@@RobVespa.. So true! 😂
If you're ordering food, don't you give the name of the person you know is going to pick it up?!? 🤣 I do, anyway.
Parent funny. Stay a good Dad.
😂
He was very good.
Hilarious 😂
Ta-da! ROFLMAO :)
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Promo SM 🙌
Healthy hate.
Fathers of. BLACK daughters. Special case.
Being married doesn’t mean I stop looking at other women. An attractive woman is an attractive woman.
@jtaye2051
10 ай бұрын
I'm a female & I love your comment. My mom was with my daddy for almost 54yrs before he passed. He had a playboy subscription & a natural flirt. Didn't even realize he was flirting. My momma always said I know where he lays his head @ night, when they stop looking means they found someone & our love is everlasting. I notice attractive people doesn't mean I'm gonna throw away 18yrs with my man & kids on a whim😂
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
10 ай бұрын
That's right. Even dogs chasing cars they can't drive.
@evalehde3869
10 ай бұрын
@@jtaye2051sick
@joscelynpease6656
5 ай бұрын
@@evalehde3869Exactly!
@darknlovli
5 ай бұрын
As long as you aren’t lusting
This was not funny.
this is terrible
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
10 ай бұрын
It's not as terrible as that piece of crap you call your KZread channel.
@maryrosekent8223
10 ай бұрын
In that 11+ minutes I laughed most of the time; I wasn’t afraid I’d pee my pants with laughter, but a lot of chuckling went on in my tent-tiny corner of California.
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
@@maryrosekent8223 - Outside of tents coming in all sizes, your tent-tiny corner of California (or New York, or...) probably costs as much as a mansion in the middle of Idaho. That typed, there's no shame in Depends. Keep on laughing. Ha.
@stonemansteveiii3135
10 ай бұрын
Where's your special?
@maryrosekent8223
10 ай бұрын
@@RobVespa I’m a life-long renter.
not funny
@maryrosekent8223
10 ай бұрын
To you. Funny is very subjective.
@RobVespa
10 ай бұрын
@@maryrosekent8223 - Really? Thanks for letting us know.
@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt
10 ай бұрын
@@RobVespayou should be glad that someone let you know since you're too ignorant to figure it out for yourself.
@Spartakiss
9 ай бұрын
Did you realize after you watched the whole 11 minutes?
@holdentoyotastraya179
9 ай бұрын
@@Spartakiss did you think it was funny? cause that's fine .but I didn't find it even amusing..
Lionel Harris is so crazy funny❤ He had a boring audience with no personality