i forgot to mention that this guy posted a pro-israel propaganda video to his instagram story a couple days ago as well. very classy.

@Marianiki2002

3 жыл бұрын

Hail jesus tho😌🙏🙏

@Dalligator

3 жыл бұрын

Yowzers

@lmnoq_5210

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@alexiscandia7492

3 жыл бұрын

Big Oof

@irism4ney

3 жыл бұрын

No surprise here

This man gives me religious trauma I didn't know I had

@caitlinnapier3668

3 жыл бұрын

YES I COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON IT

@fiandrafulchiati4901

3 жыл бұрын

these jesus simps really go hard making you feel bad and then claim they have the ONLY solution to a problem they just created. I can't stand it

@joypomeroy1452

3 жыл бұрын

@@fiandrafulchiati4901 exactly

@roo0bie

3 жыл бұрын

Off topic but you are so pretty

@BESTdonglewenis7254

3 жыл бұрын

IKR I’ve never been to church, but now I’m honestly kinda afraid to ever go

This man would call me a gay slur and then say he's trying to save me

@l-3832

3 жыл бұрын

@@justwalle101 me, a gay gemini: 👁👄👁

@haleynicoleanne

3 жыл бұрын

@@l-3832 PLEASSSE

@brokenland5154

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I kind of got that vibe too-

@marthamaywhovier5962

3 жыл бұрын

Nah fr that's so common like wut??

@Natalie-101

3 жыл бұрын

@@jodiew7472 code words for "Hate everyone and call it love"

"You don't wanna wake up anymore; you're not suicidal but you don't want to be living." Dude, that's...definitely suicidal. Asking someone if they don't want to wake up/don't want to be alive anymore is legitimately part of what you're trained to do when assessing suicidal ideation/suicide risk lol.

@-psilo-9071

11 ай бұрын

He's also always on the verge of tears in every video. I'm worried about this guy tbh.

@justmeandthethree

11 ай бұрын

He is crazy cakes for sure!

I love how young pastors have co-opted slam poet diction, rhythm, emphasis, etc…it’s such a great example of how church takes everything good and makes it cringe

@clkthespaz

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna say, the first few even have a slam cadence to them, with a kind of rhyme he's put in. He's put in work to taking that rhythm because of the way it makes people listen, and Christian co-opting it to make it suit his purpose, exactly like you said they do with everything.

@kellyalves756

Жыл бұрын

I was a youngster when Christian Rock became this big industry, and I remember thinking the same thing- music reviewers would write these judgmental, accusatory screeds against [ insert some of my favorite artists here] while recommending Christian artists that just blatantly ripped off their style. I thought then ( as I do now)- what incredible ingratitude. If they were good enough to copy, at least have the grace to give them credit. ( And anyway, listening to someone’s song is listening to their point of view, and my Jesus didn’t teach me to be afraid of other people’s point of view. It might just give me insight I didn’t have before.)

@Larrybird696

Жыл бұрын

Kinda like how a lot of church music is pretty much the antithesis of music

Pastors just sound like rappers who can’t find a beat sorry

@4hilde

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Natalie-101

3 жыл бұрын

Eminem sermon when???

@moyo6606

3 жыл бұрын

It's the weird calculated stuttering and pauses that make it so infuriating

@dillon1037

3 жыл бұрын

Slam poetry with no soul.

@nariaein

3 жыл бұрын

definitely 😭

This man talks like he's constantly performing slam poetry lmao

@cthulhutheendless1587

3 жыл бұрын

This man talks like he constantly *thinks* he’s performing slam poetry

@fkai7385

3 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly :D

@christopherhammond5142

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine trying to have a conversation with him...urgh.

@mw7845

3 жыл бұрын

Or just spoken word in general. I can’t 😬

@screamingbanshee1282

3 жыл бұрын

* finger snapping *

he's like a Christian theater kid that took a spoken word class once

the joke about turning every minor experience into a chance to preach and be introspective .... that is VERY real in people who become compulsively obsessed with religion in order to cope w their faults..... my father is exactly like this like i cant have a single conversation with him without it somehow relating back to religion?!? like this is actually such a scary reality

@ashegrey3042

10 ай бұрын

same w my dad who is a pastor. it’s crazy bc he even believes the earth is flat and uses part of the BIBLE to confirm his theory ???? like ?? what ???

He talks like if the Joker and Eminem had some sort of Christian love child

@uhhhi7573

3 жыл бұрын

that is nightmare fuel right there

@leo_oel1168

3 жыл бұрын

not the christian love child lmfaooo 💀💀

@alexricky87

2 жыл бұрын

that's unholy

@RipMyTamagachi

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@Tsu552

2 жыл бұрын

That's one unholy combination 😂

“Young,” “Tiktok,” and “pastor,” shouldn’t go together. It feels wrong.

@doityourselfbombs

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was going to be about youthpastorryan for a minute

@vicdrose

3 жыл бұрын

@@doityourselfbombs same I was worried what happened to him since decided to rid my life of tik tok, but phew we are safe

@RaineStorminTTV

3 жыл бұрын

because its for clout like every other evangelical pastor

@fayelovester

3 жыл бұрын

This young man is from tiktok and his father is a pastor 😏 *I’m sorry* 💀

@doityourselfbombs

3 жыл бұрын

@@vicdrose ngl I probably go on tiktok like once a month and I'm still not sure if youthpastorryan is an actual youth pastor

You managed to roast the living shit out of this dude without ever insulting Christianity and to top it all off, it was funny as fuck. Subbed, damn impressive.

@carriecreatescrap5764

Жыл бұрын

bro did you steal my identity...

@acek.7094

Жыл бұрын

@@carriecreatescrap5764 what the fuck are you on about mate

@carriecreatescrap5764

Жыл бұрын

@@acek.7094 mb I just relate to the name

@tedmorgan7002

Жыл бұрын

Christianity. ALL religions are ridiculous and harmful.

@acek.7094

Жыл бұрын

@@tedmorgan7002 okay fedora calm down

"My generation is so obsessed n with themselves" Meanwhile I'm making like a billion tiktoks of myself crying, lecturing and humble bragging in front of my audience of impressionable christian tween girls (cause lets be honest good looking boys on this app get alot of traction with them).

@roxassora2706

Жыл бұрын

And to add fuel to the fire, he's a pastor.

why does he always look like he's on the verge of crying?? LMFAOO

@alexrein8241

3 жыл бұрын

Ik

@wlammy3171

3 жыл бұрын

Must be the gallons of toothpaste he ate to prove that point everywhere he goes

@minajones8341

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously! Is this his recruitment technique? To make everyone think his life is miserable?

@salwa5394

3 жыл бұрын

he said it’s because of the lighting but i prefer to think that he just cries all day

@appleworldinc.8937

3 жыл бұрын

He probably hasn't slept for weeks cause he's making too many TikToks

“Everything that I love will turn to rust, everything that I hold so dear will be eaten by moths” is gothic as hell and I’m stealing it.

@NicholeWilliamsAmorvicitomnia

3 жыл бұрын

It is also a Bible reference. Matthew 6:19-20

@annalarsen8859

3 жыл бұрын

can't wait to be eaten by moths

@kkll1992

3 жыл бұрын

@b e a r i mean in church we literally "drink the blood of christ" that's some true gothic shit

@Squirrelanditsnutz

3 жыл бұрын

It just goes to show that fossils are superior to god because they’re still here after millions of years.

@xackbellegaming3491

3 жыл бұрын

@b e a r “fam were drinking my blood today, thanks be to god, and blessed be me. Also we’re gonna go checkout the new foo fighters show on the 3rd”

Nick really just spent the whole video laughing and joking and then just unleashed his musical talent at the end

@emcw18

Жыл бұрын

i swear!

@amialusk414

Жыл бұрын

RIGHTTTTT?????

my bsf was brainwashed by her parents :( I’m bi and I came out to her (my friend of almost 7-8 yrs) and she told me she had to be homophobic bc she was Christan. I can tell that she doesnt feel that way however this whole thing makes her so scared that she feels obligated to be homophobic so she won’t burning in hell or some shit. I hate some parents for terrorizing their children like this. Can’t believe I used to think like that. :(( (also that rap1st thing was mad offensive and I could go on another rant)

@jenoo_

2 жыл бұрын

so happy my parents got busy due to the COVID so we no longer go to church!!

the best way to describe this guy is: In an abusive relationship with God.

@kidar.3811

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@error4159

2 жыл бұрын

I'd describe him as a bat shit insane religious fear monger who thankfully won't pull in many followers with his fear based preaching.

@meloking1983

2 жыл бұрын

Me

@sunnyyyyyyyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

@@meloking1983 are you okay

@ImmortalHDizzle

2 жыл бұрын

my dude is literally in tears every other day

I never thought anyone could be scarier than “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends” guy

@Emu19

3 жыл бұрын

"One ah them always gotta be ugly." 📀👄📀

@TaurusWitch29

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh, the man who thinks being made in a lab is a compliment lol. I literally just watched that video again before I watched this one.

@lrizzard

3 жыл бұрын

" i aint never seen two enlightened best friends, always one of them gotta be damned"

@_ikako_

3 жыл бұрын

@@TaurusWitch29 "RISE AND GRIND"

@quinnlove5777

3 жыл бұрын

I lied that guy 😭✋

the whole "possesions wont be with you forever!!" is not supposed to make you feel bad about having something or make you cry 😭

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

Also, "no fucking shite, physical possession isn't going to follow your soul when you're dead".

it honestly feels like he's taking advantage of people who are in really dark places with their mental health :/ telling them he understands how they feel and using their pain to convert them is really manipulative and kinda gross really

This guy doesn't seem like a preacher he seems like someone who desperately needs therapy

@k-danceyana5371

3 жыл бұрын

exactly!!

@k-danceyana5371

3 жыл бұрын

exactly!!

@fuckgoogle7314

3 жыл бұрын

He's trying to gain influence online using religion, he's bat shit. I'll take your bets on how long before there's a grooming allegation.

@mioafox

3 жыл бұрын

If he doesn't he's gonna snap or kill himself or get into a serious addiction.

@themusicaljunkie37

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like he has anger problems.. I bet when hes in a relationship he constantly controls what his significant other does and constantly argues with her if she messes up a little.. This dude has problems and hes not dealing with them and using his beliefs to excuse them.. "You know God aldo created therapists.. Go to one, bro."

The fact that he constantly looks like he is either on the verge of tears or has just finished sobbing is what makes me so unsettled by him

@justinallen2408

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's trying to capture you

@allegorie2803

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinallen2408 Yes, he's truly captivating

@tickaten

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like he fears death with every fiber of his body

@katherine5019

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes he says something really dark and then smiles like he’s proud he thought of that. Kinda concerned.

@killerbug05

2 жыл бұрын

@@tickaten there's two types of fool in the world: The person who has a phobia of death The person who doesn't fear death at all

"Oh so just because the church you go to doesn't take good care of your kids you're not gonna go????" *UH....YEAH????* Those are my kids? If they aren't being taken care of while I'm not there then why would I leave them there?! This guys blind faith is honestly disturbing. He's putting going to church above everything in his life. Whether or not you go to church doesn't make you a "good" Christian. Having faith in god and being kind like god would want you to be is what makes you a good Christian.

@crowdemon_archives

Жыл бұрын

I'm not a Christian but if my hypothetical child is getting dumbfuckery hammered into them in a temple, I'm going to remove said child from the temple and fuck off elsewhere.

I just want you to know that right when you said “they don’t even know what Jesus wants” an ad played that sang “I WANT TO BREAK FREE” and it was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while

@aporue5893

8 ай бұрын

as a queen fan,LoL!

“brush your teeth or drink orange juice” is so wild

@grillboss6767

3 жыл бұрын

it changed my life, i will never drive recklessly and traumatize old men on the road ever again

@verymuchlily

3 жыл бұрын

@@veronicajata3121 you're basically this guy's nemesis, the only one that can save us

@lisamar8344

3 жыл бұрын

@@veronicajata3121 According to this guy, you are literally the devil. Congrats!

@Karaetify

3 жыл бұрын

I also love how in this having fun is brushing your teeth and God is orange juice, cause literally any sane person would choose brushing their teeth over drinking orange juice

@staltheclown6352

3 жыл бұрын

just drink orange juice and then brush your teeth and you're fine

This is yet another example of “men will do anything except go to therapy”

@cubajohnson6645

3 жыл бұрын

💯

@jazzy_for_jesus6048

2 жыл бұрын

Therapy isn't necessary when you have God. Not always

@sseraphim2818

2 жыл бұрын

@@jazzy_for_jesus6048 Religious people are often the ones who need medical help concerning mental health. They're not immune because they have God.

@shiannafoxx

2 жыл бұрын

@@jazzy_for_jesus6048 I'm a firm believer that therapy is necessary for *everyone* including you from the looks of it.

@jazzy_for_jesus6048

2 жыл бұрын

@@mayflowrr23 Maybe that's true, but making assumptions without knowing how he acts each day, isn't a good way to diagnose a person

I went to church for nearly 10 years and the pastor never talked like the ones in the intro. He was so calm and chill. He was great! He wasn't overly Christian crazy.

nick gets progressively more insane throughout the video and i don’t blame him after watching this guy

This man literally sounds like hes describing himself and his life using YOU and speaking as this was your life. Therapy?

@clairefazel8470

3 жыл бұрын

Oh but don’t you know all he needs is God?

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

get this man a therapist 2021

@aniyilator

3 жыл бұрын

@@louloudaki_ fr

@dropdeaddork23

3 жыл бұрын

This is known as distancing language, and it is definately something he should seek help for.

@purrsuasively

3 жыл бұрын

exactly! like- everything ok buddy?

it’s like he’s auditioning to be a pastor on an episode of a netflix show

@themusicaljunkie37

3 жыл бұрын

POV: your serial killer pastor locks you in his church

@StopCallingMeShirley1180

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was passed over for Robert Pattinson’s role in The Devil All the Time.

@godisdead6611

2 жыл бұрын

Nah he’s goin for pure flix

@junodovah2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@godisdead6611 lmao tbh

@LetsConquerTheUniverseTogether

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's just the typical evangelical burdened by the overwhelming fragileness of their faith.

man this is hitting me on the anxiety right now. I know american preachers like to go for this high emotion type presentation but the way this dude is talking feels like we're at his mom's wake and he's about to break down at any second.

All pastors emphasize their final words in a sentence. Which always put me so on edge as a child.

He's telling us were not okay while being on the verge of crying, are YOU okay DAVID??

@skylinesandturnstiles9595

3 жыл бұрын

right??? he's clearly not okay!!

@snakes7303

3 жыл бұрын

David....you good, man?

“I feel like he WANTS me to feel worse about myself” my experience with Christianity summed up

@mountaindewbajablast4794

3 жыл бұрын

same, for me it's an ex-mormon mood 😔

@Whyiseverythingtakennnn

3 жыл бұрын

why i stopped being one basically

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

felt

@nariaein

3 жыл бұрын

yep, these videos always bring up memories

@CrystalJupiter

3 жыл бұрын

yeah p much

7:53 took me out 💀 And you had that impersonation and cadence down pat. As someone who grew up in the church, I couldn’t not laugh out loud during most of this. His purposeful stutter is so on brand too. I’m so confused why the perspective of his videos is primarily *just* his face and poofy hair lol.

I'm not a christian but i have many christian friends and i swear none of them describe it to be as stressful as this guy makes it seem.

@diegode415

Жыл бұрын

As a Mexican Catholic, after scrolling through the comments, thank you for making a comment where it doesn't describe me or my faith like an ISIS member and his interpretation of Islam

what this guy is basically saying: Don't have fun. Ever. Never ever ever ever. EVER.

@minajones8341

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t be happy either!

@echocourtouke

3 жыл бұрын

@@minajones8341 at least not at the same time

@caremiccats

3 жыл бұрын

@@echocourtouke see,,,,, its like ORANGE JUICE and BRUSHING YOUR TEETH-

@sullyrane653

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much 😂😂 tis all sin

@Oujouj426

3 жыл бұрын

Raving on about possessions with airpods in his ears and a teenaged haircut that probably cost him a decent amount.

the idea of jesus saying "do you want to know how i got these scars" is the funniest thing anyone has ever come up with

@derrickc.7036

2 жыл бұрын

My father…was a drinker…

@duckie4655

2 жыл бұрын

I want to see that

@thisgoddamusernamestoodamnlong

2 жыл бұрын

You see, my father. Was a carpenter,

@parkchimmin7913

2 жыл бұрын

@@derrickc.7036 But…. He’s also his own father? Edit: Idk much about Christianity, but isn’t he known as the father, son, and holy spirit?

@floo1465

2 жыл бұрын

@@parkchimmin7913 it’s not so much “god is the father, son, and holy spirit” as much as “the father, son, and holy spirit are god,” if you know what i mean

Imagine seeing this guy in a park filming like this. I wouldn’t know what to do.

Dude either looks like he’s constantly in pain, about to have a mental breakdown, or snap and kill me every time he’s on camera. I honestly kind of feel bad for him, he just seems so sad.

Why does this guy always looks angry but also at the same time sounds like he’s about to burst out crying

@jonnyvelocity

3 жыл бұрын

I see you're not familiar with youth pastors.

@despres380

3 жыл бұрын

that's what suppression will do to you

@abramaguilar8331

3 жыл бұрын

What guy?

@eliesh3833

3 жыл бұрын

Because he thinks being over-dramatic is the best way to get his viewers to be receptive to his words.

“I got a new camera!... then god reminded me that nothing matters. This is gonna go in the garbage, my dog’s gonna get eaten, the earth is slowly ending and we’ve only got about 30 years left on this planet.... and that’s why I trust god :)”

@putridpunk7988

3 жыл бұрын

For real though I think that guy needs a therapist I used to have similar thoughts when I was forced into Christianity and yikes it was awful, like I'd get an ice cream cone and then start thinking about how horrible I am for eating more surgar and supporting large corporations and the animal abuse that goes into animal products i hope he gets help its not a good way to live

@esperanzamec

3 жыл бұрын

@@putridpunk7988 omg i cant be the only one who thinks like this and be nonreligious too

@sav715

3 жыл бұрын

@@esperanzamec no im the same way lmao

@glowvxn

3 жыл бұрын

literally it sounds so depressing i feel like a loving god would want humans to pursue personal interests and passions, like photography. Idk it doesn’t make sense that a god who is so loving doesn’t want his followers to enjoy anything or do anything besides worship him. Kinda weird bro

@putridpunk7988

3 жыл бұрын

@@esperanzamec yeah I'm pretty sure its a sign of depression

3:45 just sounds like anxiety and depression

This guy seems like they’re going through a lot and have been told this all they’re life and not realized how weird it sounds

“If you grew up going to church, you know how pastors talk” sir, i was raised Roman Catholic, the services are two hours long and everyone speaks like they’ve been shot with an elephant tranquilizer

@SM-yz4hi

2 жыл бұрын

do different sects rly have different styles thats so funny

@jaminavestajugo3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@SM-yz4hi Yes, the styles can be very different, even within a denomination. It gets to the point that the style of a group is what tends to attract new converts, such as young Christians who are drawn to perky, poppy music and more casual venues. Which can be concerning, because a hip-looking church could also have really conservative and harmful beliefs. Come for the songs, get stuck with the Creationism, so to speak.

@SM-yz4hi

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaminavestajugo3456 I didn't expect an actual answer but it's appreciated! When you explain it that way, it makes sense that the styles would be different

@apparentlylivin

2 жыл бұрын

2 hours, lucky

@shrimp.trap3

2 жыл бұрын

@@apparentlylivin I was leaning on the shorter end with that one lol

“Wait until sex to have marriage” Thank you for the inspiring words 🙏 👼 😇 🙏

@separate_entity001

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorothea.a yea, but other than that, he seems off

@separate_entity001

3 жыл бұрын

@@dorothea.a sorry, i had't gotten to that part of the vid

@DivyaRaviraj

3 жыл бұрын

Gosh stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@silverdrag0n_

3 жыл бұрын

me, a demisexual: thats just how it works

@NAZRULISLAM-kz6yc

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not what demisexuality is dude, you’re not gonna immediately marry the person you love

it seems like hes saying everything that he thinks about himself. this genuinely is really sad. i hope he gets the help he needs soon.

He looks and sounds like he’s always on the verge of tears

half the time david speaks it sounds like he wants to rap but he is ashamed of trying to spit bars

@lex2491

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to like the comment but it’s on 420 likes

@AnimeFan9833

3 жыл бұрын

You should spit some bars, you definitely got the comparisons down

@justmax_live

3 жыл бұрын

spitting bars is against jesus

@snakes7303

3 жыл бұрын

@@justmax_live HAHAH

He gets so emotional all of a sudden, it's like he has an existential crisis in the middle of him making a tiktok "So I got this camera yesterday and I think its dope, all of my possessions are gonna turn to rust and-"

@sudoscientist

3 жыл бұрын

That one had big "angry kid who skins cats" vibes. So did kind of a lot of them, actually.

@TrashyTrishly

3 жыл бұрын

@@sudoscientist tru

@spongy7426

3 жыл бұрын

@@sudoscientist WHAT KIND OF KIDS DO U LIVE NEAR?!?!?!

@greentaigo2552

3 жыл бұрын

That was the most unintentionally hilarious shit ever, its hard to believe its not satire. They literally had a joke similar to this on Bojack Horseman

@greentaigo2552

3 жыл бұрын

Additionally the worst ad for Christianity ever. I don't wanna have existential crisises everytime I buy something new that sounds awful

This is absolutely Nick's best video. I was crying laughing and at most this little guy usually only gets a little piggy snort outta me. Absolute BANGER nick Great JOB

I absolutely love that he puts tws on his videos its amazing to see someone that can atleast do the bare minimum

he acts like he's in a netflix original teen show

@amandabacon128

3 жыл бұрын

He’s ready for a pureflix show

@doityourselfbombs

3 жыл бұрын

the overacting is just. so much.

@kaepiper

3 жыл бұрын

he’s really tryna get a job from these tiktoks

@Rayne1bow

3 жыл бұрын

YES OMG

@p5yearsago931

3 жыл бұрын

he's not like OthER BoYS

This is why I almost never mention I’m religious online. Not because i’m ashamed, but because I don’t wanna be associated with people like this

@Roma-co3go

3 жыл бұрын

yess

@keabetswemusi630

3 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp

@kinnoyu8448

3 жыл бұрын

I feel you. It's always the worst people who shout the loudest. I know those people aren't actually religious or have even opened an actual Bible (because they wouldn't be saying or doing the things they are if they actually read a Bible), but non religious people don't and then see that and assume that's what it is. It makes me physically cringe and shrivel

@erossore8500

3 жыл бұрын

As a non religious person I’m so sorry that religion is being used like this ): it sux

@spongy7426

3 жыл бұрын

SAAAME

This is the first video of Nicks I’ve ever watched and the reaction to “everything could be eaten by moths” FCKING KILLED ME 😭😭 Immediately subscribed

I was a part of the catholic church when I was young, and after my family left the church i went for a period of time where i wanted to be catholic again, so i simply got on the christian side of the internet, found these evangelist preacher lunatics there. He really took „Hosanna In Exelcis” and turned it into,” yes all of you are going to hell.”

Why is he so angry. It’s like he’s trying to guilt you into being a christian. Not a very good technique at getting new people to join Christianity lol

@1sleepyguy42o

3 жыл бұрын

Honeslty probably makes more Christians atheists than the other way around tbh.

@mariahmarie7558

3 жыл бұрын

Coming from a Christian it is so hard to watch Christian videos sometimes

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

literally! one of my old pastors did this and i converted to a different religion

@howiegruwitz3173

3 жыл бұрын

That's all religion is, people being closet minded delusional manipulative dicks, and blaming it on God.

@jadeastraea

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Christian and his tiktoks reminded me again why most people hate christians-

This guy talks like he's the protagonist in a Lovecraft novel who ends up losing his mind and starting a cult that sacrifices babies to an alien squid god

@gentlesandladymen

2 жыл бұрын

This is so accurate, everything about him feels like a serial killer’s monologue

@Lefty_loosey

2 жыл бұрын

What episode of riverdale is this

@montymints

2 жыл бұрын

@@gentlesandladymen tell me, will

@gentlesandladymen

2 жыл бұрын

@@montymints i was literally just watching Hannibal 💀

@Sadaaaaf

2 жыл бұрын

There’s actually a story about that lmao

this is literally my favorite video you have ever made

As someone who was raised Catholic, I’m terrified tbh

this guy makes me so sad, he really doesn't realize that he's likely projecting his own fears maybe caused by the insane standards and pressures of his own faith. like this dude is sooo scared of eternal damnation and i get it, but man. that is not healthy. but i dont know him so whatever these are just my immediate thoughts

@thisissshe

3 жыл бұрын

The thing that I have learned the most recently with how I view my own faith, is that fear is what drives Christians to become unwelcoming, hypocritical, and judgmental. Because the only reason why they restrict themselves from certain choices is because of fear of punishment. And then they turn that back on nonchristians... which is insane.

@carrie00

3 жыл бұрын

@@thisissshe You worded that perfectly.

@idontwantahandlethough

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisissshe well put.

@jazzy_for_jesus6048

2 жыл бұрын

@@thisissshe There's a difference between the fear of the Lord, good, and fear of hell, bad. Having fear of the Lord is not a bad thing, it's a good thing.

@helenarosno

2 жыл бұрын

this is almost exactly what it's like for me. my whole family is catholic and i have this fear of being disowned, a fear of dying, and a huge fear of going to hell. it's not good. the only thing that's different for me is that i dont project my fears onto other people. i like that other people find it so easy to believe in whatever they believe. but my personal relationship with religion is incredibly strange and awfully toxic. its not good for me or my mental health, but its all ive ever known. catholicism has been a huge part of my family for generations. its impossible to walk away from

Them: “you are born into an eternal struggle” Me with chronic illness and mental illness: “damn he’s right though”

@putridpunk7988

3 жыл бұрын

AYE CHRONIC PAIN BROS

@mirandaxx954

3 жыл бұрын

@@putridpunk7988 AAAAYYYEEEE. WHADDDUUPP we do be ~struggling eternally~ though!

@megan6725

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyy chronic pain pals

@elliejelly8815

3 жыл бұрын

Eternal suffering is for chads only tbh. Most people aren’t strong enough for this stuff

@Rylee_G

3 жыл бұрын

Same

it’s the fact that he sits there, pulls out the tears and the broken voice and then ends the video and probably checks it, writes the caption and uploads it omfg

This Nick guy is hilarious! How did it take me so long to come across this dude?? I hate everyone who didn’t share his videos with me as much as that TikTok pastor hates himself 😡

David sounds like he is an abusive partner... just yikes. Also, him constantly using the phrase "our generation"...omg, he sounds like he's 800 years old...

@Roblox-jb2vf

3 жыл бұрын

luckily, I don't think he's ever had a partner because it would tempt him to "sin"

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

‘now kiddos, back in my day, our generation didnt question their parents yet. but now that they do, it makes me and god MAD’

@stepbro4028

3 жыл бұрын

plot twist: hes actually an 800 year old immortal vampire dinosaur wizard but is trying to act human

@MyrddintheBard

3 жыл бұрын

Also seems like he has been abused. Fear is all he preaches and thinks about. So afraid of damnation. Lunatic really

@JenniferBrucker

3 жыл бұрын

@@MyrddintheBard 100% , but rather than seeking therapy he's just abusing more people.

"Americans like being comfortable, and being safe..." He says as if that's not what literally everyone wants???? Like when is the last time you asked your friend how he was doing and he goes "Idk man... not in enough fuckin danger right now."

@GangstaSparkleFairy

2 жыл бұрын

It's just wrong how this comment hasn't been appreciated enough

@_eIIa_

2 жыл бұрын

i am australian and i can confirm that i also enjoy being comfortable and safe

@overthinker5805

2 жыл бұрын

Also he seems to be implying church isn’t supposed to be safe. Like… ik it’s not a “safe space” as in free from judgement (and then there’s the sexual abuse problem ofc) but don’t places of worship try to present themselves as a sort of sanctuary for at least the worshippers?

@MillieMartinezzz

2 жыл бұрын

“Can we like go somewhere else? Like bro I’m not gonna be murdered here.”

@mariaquiet6211

Жыл бұрын

honestly, i wanna know what this kid's been through. what kinda shit he's seen. what makes his little bleach blonde ass so special that he's entitled to berate us all into going to a church without daycare. i was a blessed idiot at his age too. i'm lucky i didn't have a platform to make an national ass out of myself.

I don’t think I’ve literally laughed out loud IRL from a KZread video in actual years. Thank you.

This is the first video I’ve watch from you and no regrets😂

The way this dude talks is terrifying to me because everything he says is what my depression tells me, except with a Christian twist. The aggressive loathing he throws at his audience tells me that he's trying to find people who are in a BAD mental space then make them believe that's what love feels like. It's encouraging people to enter an abusive relationship with their faith.

@PaolaCarlos

3 жыл бұрын

"Enter an abusive relationship with their faith" is the best way of describing what this guy is trying to convey, and I think this is a problem a lot of religious people experience.

@elliotseph6342

3 жыл бұрын

i dont disagree with u tho i feel like its less about him trying manipulate his audience like this and more just. wild projecting. like this guy very clearly struggles A Lot and everything hes saying to his viewers gives a very strong impression that he may as well be talking to a mirror. he just doesnt seem to know how to cope in a healthy way, and thinks that doing that is somehow the only right way. its tragic, frankly, and its a shame that hes essentially lashing out by encouraging, like u said, an abusive relationship with their faith due to his own twisted experience. i hope he finds therapy one day

@sorry_im_an_anti-romantic

2 жыл бұрын

@@PaolaCarlos as a Christian person I must say that is very true, Christians most likely have abuse relationships because they follow the Bible, I don't have a problem with them following it, but staying in an abuse relationship because of it, it ain't it. Also im kinda sick of those Christians people who force religious one others and tell me to dedicate my life to God, like leave me alone, even tho I'm Christian, I'm not gonna dedicate whole life following an old book.

@sorry_im_an_anti-romantic

2 жыл бұрын

@@elliotseph6342 this is what I thought too about him, like he struggles a lot and he doesn't know how to cope with it other than that, he really needs therapy and I hope he gets one day.

@minoru8391

2 жыл бұрын

You ate this comment up, that's such a good way to put it

The irony of his humble yourself tik tok talking about how you’re not better than anyone just because you’re religious, while being super high and mighty.

@kaicapone8189

3 жыл бұрын

Super high is right lmaoo look at his eyes

@CJ-iz3mp

3 жыл бұрын

"you know when you fucking suck and feel like you can't do anything right? anyway no one's better than anyone else 🥰"

@DaviniaHill

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the most humble.

@rednaorsomething9262

3 жыл бұрын

High?......yeah. high. U rite.

@Diogenes_ofSinope

Жыл бұрын

​@@kaicapone8189The sad thing is, it's probably not even the sticky icky, that's what a cult mindset does to you.

The main reason I stayed a Christian was the absolute fear that was instilled in me from childhood that I was one step away from spending an eternity in hell. Like the rapture was top 3 fears I had as a kid. David’s vids just make me anxious lol but he’s also very cringe.

you saying the whole still sleeping 8 hours is a conversation i have with my mom all the time

why is he so close to the camera, this feels like intensely threatening slam poetry

@facelessdrone

3 жыл бұрын

Because thats exactly what religion is, intensely threatening slam poetry, oh, and also misogyny.

This guy saying we aren't better than r_p1sts is so invalidating to victims, and disrespectful and cruel to everyone, too. Religion is supposed to be comforting for people who turn to it, not this.

@ayeshafatima165

2 жыл бұрын

legit, im a rape survivor and my blood boiled at that line, like no im definitely better than someone who violated me

@neegas3490

2 жыл бұрын

What else do you expect from a religion based off a book from 2000 years ago??? It's fucked up but that's what it says

@adabsurdum5905

2 жыл бұрын

If you go read the Old Testament, God didn't really mind sexual assault in most cases.

@Albinojackrussel

2 жыл бұрын

It's such a dangerous ideology as well. Even if this guy isn't a rapist who is trying to normalise his own actions, but he's still normalising rape/murder ect. It goes a long way to explain why most major Christian churches have sexual abuse trouble.

@Emily-oy2nq

2 жыл бұрын

@@adabsurdum5905 Christian's typically don't like the first testament and don't listen to it, most Christian's I know don't even listen to most of the second testament either because it's all really outdated

His whole cruxifiction gammit made me really mad cause I was constantly terrified of the possibility that that could happen as a kid cause my family hammered in that persecution complex so damn hard

Him saying Covid wiped out half of Christianity is probably the happiest thing I’ve heard all day

It sounds like he's projecting his emotions onto his audience in order to validate/process them

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure why he got heavily into religion was because of a bad breakup, so that makes sense 😭😭

@kaepiper

3 жыл бұрын

@@anna_banana414 oh god 😭

@ironwolf9760

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, Brian!

@danbryson3491

2 жыл бұрын

That is exactly what's happening. He says "you" whenever he means himself.

PROJECTION... I feel like he is projecting. "When you feel like you are failing God and yourself at the same time and you don't know what to do next."

@thisjustquinn2739

3 жыл бұрын

i think he needs a therapist

@simonkemfors

3 жыл бұрын

the comment about falling asleep at 3 or 4 am because you never want tomorrow to come was what tipped me of

@mimistardust3915

3 жыл бұрын

I got that vibe from the orange juice and toothpaste monologue 💀

@nymphmythic454

3 жыл бұрын

Every word TikTok just screamed religious trauma

@marnenotmarnie259

3 жыл бұрын

nah that's a pretty basic line for like. a middle school sermon

He seems like the guy in high school who thinks that he is great at poetry and by putting on a slightly more deep intense voice and saying words that sort of correlate to a certain topic it makes him put a point across

“you’re up until 3 4 am to avoid your thoughts” um? no? that’s the exact reason i’m asleep?

This man is giving me very much cult vibes. It feels like he’s telling me to not care about myself, only care for Jesus. Every time I see his tear filled eyes is another nightmare in the making.

@setheus

3 жыл бұрын

Completely, Mormons and Evangelicals are literal, definitive cults that are just normalized in America and some of Canada via ongoing benefits of capitalism and colonialism

he speaks like he's monologuing to his arch-nemesis

been bingeing your vids, this is my fav so far. Really funny

since I was little I was terrified of priests and suddenly it all makes sence

this guy watched the joker and was like “ok this is definitely it except make it Christian”

@snakes7303

3 жыл бұрын

HAH

imagine him saying to 'humble yourself' when his entire persona is just shaming people and acting like his beliefs are the be all end all of faith. His whole 'Holier than thou' vibe is just so pretentious.

@HM-gw8uc

3 жыл бұрын

Even the smallest details like the constant huffing after saying something to scare ppl off

@p5yearsago931

3 жыл бұрын

lmao 'holier than thou'

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

he’s honestly really mean. like religions are supposed to be helpful all around. you shouldn’t need to guilt trip someone into salvation i’m sorry some religions work for some people but no religion works for others. i was raised christian but buddhism is what really works for me. religion is there to provide stability, not create instability and guilt

Bro I'm hooked on your videos. Good stuff man. 👏👏👏

all this guy is doing is validating why I left the religion and the church when I was 12. watching you make fun of him appealed to my trauma tho so thank you my friend

“THE REASON YOURE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL SEX TO HAVE MARRIAGE” SIR IM LEGIT CRYING STOP

@luigi7834

2 жыл бұрын

what actually ends up happening is people who are just out of high school rush into marriage bc they're eager to fuck but theyre soon stuck in an unhappy marriage bc these ppl arent fans of divorce either

@PlayerTenji95

2 жыл бұрын

@@luigi7834 and they believe that masturbation is a sin so like? These folks are truly stuck in the Can’t Win Corner; that sure as hell sucks for them!

@luigi7834

2 жыл бұрын

@@PlayerTenji95 truth

@jetmcgee4218

2 жыл бұрын

@@luigi7834 that was a Gus Johnson skit and it's fuckin great

@His_scars

2 жыл бұрын

Really though, as a Christian. I don't give a damn as long a both who had sex, both consents. 😕

gonna keep up with him bc he’s for sure starting a cult

@piece_of_bread1807

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely 😌

@PlayerTenji95

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, keeping tabs just might be a good idea, lmao.

😮‍💨 I love your humor, and have been down lately! But this made me laugh so thanks 👋🏽

Awe I finally listened to the credits and wow I love your voice 🥰

This is what would happened if the joker fell in a vat of toxic holy water instead of those other chemicals....

@anna_banana414

3 жыл бұрын

i read joker as jesus and i was very confused for a second 😭 like did i miss a part of the Bible where jesus fell into some chemicals or something 😭

@snakes7303

3 жыл бұрын

@@anna_banana414 HAHA

@lrizzard

3 жыл бұрын

@@anna_banana414 yea his mom dropped him into god juice while he was a baby thats how he became a prophet 😭

It greatly depresses me that this guy has over a million followers. He really does sound like an abusive partner. So incredibly judgemental and arrogant.

@jahnaviraman5411

2 жыл бұрын

his account got taken down so he has a new one w 200k

@blurryperson2685

2 жыл бұрын

@@jahnaviraman5411 hey maybe God did something good for a change

@RJ-os2ux

Жыл бұрын

What does that say about those millions of followers? 😮

@SapphicSammy7

Жыл бұрын

This guy is the type of guy to use his religious veiwes against others and claims their religion is the only religion. Like religion wasn't the excuse for genocide.

As a christian, this dude is a scary mofo. He’s using religion as his form of BDSM.

This preacher’s cadence alone is worthy of eternal damnation.

My pastor doesn’t do the “pastor voice” which only makes listening to this guy 10x scarier cause I’m not used to it lmfao

@jorgem9881

3 жыл бұрын

That's how you know you have a real pastor lol

@abbydose6757

3 жыл бұрын

same, my pastor is really laid back, but I am also specifically Lutheran so it might be different then non denomination Christians

@lolzam4108

3 жыл бұрын

@@jorgem9881 As opposed to the rest of them who talk like they're on crack giving a tedx talk?

@louloudaki_

3 жыл бұрын

i wish i knew a pastor that didn’t do a pastor voice

@pongo5271

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my Catholic pastors have always been quite casual so this is quiet jarring.

He seem like at any moment he'd break and go completely insane but his Jesus friendship bracelet is whats keeping him from going over the edge

@cubajohnson6645

3 жыл бұрын

😂 sorry, reminded me it summer camp

Nick ive been binging ur videos all day this is such a good one. Very funny. Great vocals. Also dawg when r we making a video with cj