The song at the end is also available on streaming services! songwhip.com/danny-gonzalez/my-dad-is-rich

@gameboy-fh3mn

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@gameboy-fh3mn

3 жыл бұрын

second reply

@MoonlightPeaches

3 жыл бұрын

@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-

@samuelhuesmann

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@caddyiv7178

3 жыл бұрын

Its a straight banger danny

there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends

@abrielrotzler6009

3 жыл бұрын

I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend

@cassiusineuros

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends

@marktloy4740

3 жыл бұрын

What about vampire boyfriend?

@luuuuux_

3 жыл бұрын

What about werewolf boyfriends?

@baototta

3 жыл бұрын

Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️‍🌈

Ah yes,the two genders 1. Serial killer boyfriend 2. Serial killer boyfriend haver

@horse_stan6007

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine the gays tho Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo

@ryton3

3 жыл бұрын

@@horse_stan6007 yessir

@mikaroni_and_cheez

3 жыл бұрын

@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget

@hellworm

3 жыл бұрын

I'm both😎 /hj(?)

@hellworm

3 жыл бұрын

@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

phrasing it as "vampire dad" or "serial killer boyfriend" implies that the viewer has a non-vampire dad and a non-serial killer boyfriend which always makes me laugh

@yuki97kira

Жыл бұрын

For pride month, i want a story about vampire dad and non vampire dad

@nonctm777

8 ай бұрын

​@@yuki97kiraI'm gonna write that down

@messofabeing9392

3 ай бұрын

polyamorous boykisser who has two dads sounds like a good fic plot

@PeCzech

3 ай бұрын

The thing is, it doesn't. It's just pointing out that the father is vampire, it's making us focus on that. If someone says "British people are stupid", some kid may say "My British dad would disagree", but it doesn't necessarily mean he has two fathers, only that he wanted point out his father's nationality. Other way of saying "vampire dad" is saying "dad who is a vampire", but not only you can try interpreting it they way you did anyway, but it also sounds shittier. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk (implying that I have other talks)

@fizzyspook3776

3 ай бұрын

@@PeCzech Jesus Christ dude no need to get all worked up over a comment that’s literally a year old 💀

I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀

@Gobble640

4 сағат бұрын

why do you like that

POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone

@iyanajohnson4234

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@imsad748

3 жыл бұрын

Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶

@mr.robot1399

3 жыл бұрын

Yes😆😆😆

@blubbyfishh

3 жыл бұрын

like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley

@leourr2funny

3 жыл бұрын

When is it to late to yeetus the festus

"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?

@nadiadoukkali8930

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@theonewho8241

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?

@chefcantcook7966

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.

@youngfunny1824

3 жыл бұрын

Danny is Bella confirmed lol.

@cosmicnovacat

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**

I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones. Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.

@KingOfMediaGrahNoSteal

18 күн бұрын

The thing is with TikTok, is that if you stumble across one of them POVs, you still have to interact with it. Even if you scroll. With Wattpad, you don’t have to interact with it. (What I mean by interact, is see the contents of it.)

The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.

@user-ii3tz3pl8w

6 ай бұрын

It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀

@hippyhair1920

5 ай бұрын

Fr it’s my favorite Danny song

@Lizzoncker

3 ай бұрын

no it wasent

@noniplier

3 ай бұрын

​@@Lizzoncker 👎

@2b-coeur

2 ай бұрын

oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist

“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.

@xapokalypse

3 жыл бұрын

NOOO lmao

@maddi6396

3 жыл бұрын

Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...

@mayajoy7248

3 жыл бұрын

ARE YU LOST BABYGORL

@gg-dg6rk

3 жыл бұрын

R U LOST BBY GORL

@hobbes8608

3 жыл бұрын

I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀

These TikToks are the natural evolution of those WattPad kidnapping stories. Except instead of girls writing them as a creative outlet, it's adult ass men trying to convince themselves that they don't need therapy cause they have clout.

@snowblub

3 жыл бұрын

OOF, I did not prepare myself for that finishing part

@kortenmary

3 жыл бұрын

This is what I was thinking. These people are just getting their content from popular wattpad tropes.

Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

@GoldIsopod

3 ай бұрын

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@ohthatsnotmyhandle

3 ай бұрын

PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@J.F.Watson

2 ай бұрын

Hi 👋

@certifiedrat

24 күн бұрын

I KNOW YOU'RE HOME BABY ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I

@anonsforker8629

3 жыл бұрын

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

@hyu8io207

3 жыл бұрын

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

@darkdefender9919

3 жыл бұрын

All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.

@storm_xo07

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta make you understand

@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079

3 жыл бұрын

a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up

POV: You break up with your boyfriend after seeing his creepy ass pov tiktok account

@ChelDorado

3 жыл бұрын

@TheChancesOfBeyonceMurderingYouIsLowButNotZero 🤣🤣🤣

@k-kaib5315

3 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣😂XDXD

@BritAltie

3 жыл бұрын

@TheChancesOfBeyonceMurderingYouIsLowButNotZero BRUH LAMFOS

@jooniperlynn7394

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly I hope any potential gf finds these cause these are a red flag if I've ever seen one.

@ArsenicArtist

3 жыл бұрын

@@jooniperlynn7394 yup

The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line

@bowseryoutuber3881

11 күн бұрын

Paler than a motherfucking overcast sky 🎶

''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot

POV: You bully me but my Dad works at McDonalds and you aren’t ever getting a Big Mac again. 😤😡😉

@alien-td7zc

3 жыл бұрын

My dad is Ronald mc donald

@Chaknanmi

3 жыл бұрын

Well my dad is the manager😤😡

@drperkyreal4686

3 жыл бұрын

POV: my dad owns roblox and he is going to ban you forever if you bully me again

@evey8178

3 жыл бұрын

My dad knows how to make better burgers on our grill. I also don’t eat Big Macs.

@thatsawesomeman

3 жыл бұрын

That’s ok we like happy meals more

This guy’s thought process: “im hot”

@itsjustme224

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@leolizard3152

3 жыл бұрын

his mind: *_[V O I D]_*

@tnsteve7386

3 жыл бұрын

Song name at 1:11?

@itsjustme224

3 жыл бұрын

@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT

@tnsteve7386

3 жыл бұрын

@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it

5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious

Danny just single handedly made better tiktoks than the dude who exclusively makes POVs- I want a full tiktok of HIS vampire dad-

"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town" I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter

@danny98432

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@imzipperoni

3 жыл бұрын

@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!

@ally_defrates

3 жыл бұрын

POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown

@mayehoffman4253

3 жыл бұрын

@@ally_defrates and also he is the mafia

@ally_defrates

3 жыл бұрын

Maye hoffman He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.

"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot." Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.

@hazemhesham6115

3 жыл бұрын

Eissaphir kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIeHqMmQnKfIerg.html

@lilypaterson9513

3 жыл бұрын

Hazem Hesham but why-

@ALEXIS-zn3il

3 жыл бұрын

He most definitely did

@thebakingtable6396

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll

@noeyes8484

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn’t wrong tho 😺

12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny

@sashuni1064

9 ай бұрын

Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares

@mickeym00

8 ай бұрын

I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣

the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song

@Bunny_Jewls

4 ай бұрын

Real

@s0ftweb0982

3 ай бұрын

ur so real for that

All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"

@sunshineramirez7766

3 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking this omg

@olivercromwell7311

3 жыл бұрын

don’t disrespect draco like this 😿

@laurenvcouto

3 жыл бұрын

the way i cackled at this comment

@anomnisexualpossum8485

3 жыл бұрын

@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.

@cerasabodski4835

3 жыл бұрын

Draco Malloy, anybody?

Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate

@elsie8757

3 жыл бұрын

I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes

@k.k.slider3820

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.

@z3dexe

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.k.slider3820 whats CSA??

@isakwennstig6471

3 жыл бұрын

@@z3dexe child sexual abuse

@arianagarcia5244

3 жыл бұрын

K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)

8:22 I LOVE HOW DANNY INDIRECTLY CALLED HIM FATHERLESS

@cheesecake1255

3 ай бұрын

Lol

Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?

Making out with your girlfriend’s ex in front of her is such a power move.

@kleverstudios

3 жыл бұрын

making out with your ex girlfriend’s dad is such a power move.

@shaelagorman-murphy1627

3 жыл бұрын

KleverStudios especially if her dad is a vampire

@JustNatax3

3 жыл бұрын

It's definitely a move alright

@marek419

3 жыл бұрын

and its kind of a compliment, it shows that your girl has good taste in men. Or at least men that are to your standard

G- Serial E- Killer G- Boyfriend

@boopityboopboop

3 жыл бұрын

g - greg e - g -

@nemueru

3 жыл бұрын

G - Vampire dad E - killed G - the kids

@emilypynnn

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@samuraiscorpion676

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I think you’re on to something

@saltyfella4983

3 жыл бұрын

The prophecy is TRUE

17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS

@olivercharles2930

Жыл бұрын

I prefer the bully line.

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire

@triplesixcrow

9 ай бұрын

the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good

@666_cthulhu

9 ай бұрын

@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh

"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg

When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.

@adeer87

3 жыл бұрын

I see you’re from Kurtistown as well.

@swine13

3 жыл бұрын

Im not jealous. Im not. _im not_ *whispering intensifies*

@victorhugomacedo4601

3 жыл бұрын

Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this

@bladiesteponme

3 жыл бұрын

Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?

@nicoleelnatanov3566

3 жыл бұрын

And they've been with Jessie >:(((

You got: -Abusive Boyfriends -Nice Boyfriends -Serial Killer Boyfriends -Vampire Boyfriends And last but not least... - *P I C K U P T H E P H O N E B A B Y* Boyfriends

@fai6799

3 жыл бұрын

okay but you clearly forgot the most important one... - Child of affluent illegal organisation's head😏 *insert "I'm a bad boy" meme audio clip*

@its_o9ine613

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot vampire bfs

@muntahahumayun3393

3 жыл бұрын

What about indoor and outdoor boyfriends

@shygondry2789

3 жыл бұрын

this made me chuckle, thank u

@HikrisDopl

3 жыл бұрын

What about the Draco Malfoy type character who flexes his dad

PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE

' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. ' that actually made me laugh sm

My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings

@christian5256

3 жыл бұрын

Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀

@aoifa9186

3 жыл бұрын

thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO

@heysaucemikehere1804

3 жыл бұрын

“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”

@jexikavindictive

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?

@kittynation1870

3 жыл бұрын

Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well

Why is he acting so sexual towards his “daughter” That’s my question 🧍‍♀️

@shanelledimaano6816

3 жыл бұрын

@arianna 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

@1-800-CHRISSY

3 жыл бұрын

**sweet home Alabama intensifies**

@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

@chaii2885

3 жыл бұрын

@arianna GET AWAYYY🤺🤺🤺🤺 GET AWAYYY 🤺🤺🤺🤺

@sushi595

3 жыл бұрын

Facts like get the fawk away from me creep or else 😃🔪

I can’t stop laughing at the spoons our vampire boyfriend has in the background

@ParsnipT3T

Жыл бұрын

Just fucking realized they’re medals or something

@rachelcookie321

6 ай бұрын

Your comment honestly made me laugh so much imagining like this hot, brooding vampire guy that just has a collection of various spoons displayed on his wall like a grandmother or something. By night he’s a blood thirsty monster, by day he’s a collector of big spoons.

I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic

Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that

@Hernyoutube

3 жыл бұрын

MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE

@DiamondVeena

3 жыл бұрын

MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!

@lagtastic1213

3 жыл бұрын

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@jayden9677

3 жыл бұрын

no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number

@DiamondVeena

3 жыл бұрын

Ugly Bastard People have liked it

SPOILER AHEAD: I really did not think I'd see Danny kissing himself today

@idyllic9613

3 жыл бұрын

Gwen 10 like that one video with kurtis 😶

@amyjade9538

3 жыл бұрын

we/ve seen a video of him literally spanking himself are you really that surprised 😂😂😂😂

@roxanne4746

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 🤣

@CubeStarMaster

3 жыл бұрын

wtf spoilers!

@cranberrychili2260

3 жыл бұрын

Smh what a spoiler alert lmaoo

Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious! Yours, Greg (I guess)

PiCk uP tHe pHOnE BabY 😌

i don’t like how he’s normalizing men being creepy and stalkerish. his little girl fans are gonna think that’s ok

@kackklohh

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

3 жыл бұрын

Then they’ll actually run into that and most (I hope) will go “oh lol nvm fuck that”

@micahwright5901

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all part of the massive push towards normalizing pedophilia. I think.

@emms0003

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks prison Mike

@iwillonlyusecapsfromnowon4338

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you prison mike

And the comments on the tiktoks are like “🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼” GIRL BYE BDKDUSBALAI

@Loonaurtheworld

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO IKRRR AND THE SANE PEOPLE'S COMMENTS BE LIKE "Oh to see without my eyes ✨✨︶👄︶✨✨"

@juliabennett7843

3 жыл бұрын

“it’s not too late to delete this”

@colorbar.s

3 жыл бұрын

straight ppl

@chaolinfantas9740

3 жыл бұрын

“@Netflix where’s his contract?”

@Loonaurtheworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@colorbar.s str8 tiktoks 👁️👄👁️🤚

“You don’t want that smoke you don’t want that- you don’t want that ba- you don’t want that smoke as i turn into a bat 🤨”

I would love an entire Vampire Dad sitcom made by Danny and only Danny.

Wait so he pretends to be our dad... But he keeps looking "seductively" into the camera... So we're supposed to be attracted to our dad?

@mariachisolm6838

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@labj143

3 жыл бұрын

Electra complex... just kidding. I don't think there is any psychology theory that justifies "Daddy POV videos".

@emely5405

3 жыл бұрын

yes, they’re sick asf

@xizao1214

3 жыл бұрын

ew.

@celestialbunny

3 жыл бұрын

is is that what those pov dad tiktoks r? bc I've never heard of them until now. wish I didn't.

is no one talking about that cringy “gratata”😂😂😂😂

@starmanda88

3 жыл бұрын

I almost fainted

@jonas-qp7bo

3 жыл бұрын

The whole vid was cringy except the parts with danny in them.

@DiamondVeena

3 жыл бұрын

Lol what's "gratata" even supposed to mean, and yeah it was pretty cringy

@globual1

3 жыл бұрын

Wait. when?

@jules4950

3 жыл бұрын

He’s in the ghetto “gratata”

Not me actually gagging when he "undress you with his eyes"

I can’t stop coming back to the stupid song at the end, it’s so funny but it genuinely slaps like I’m-

His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.

@emmajohnson5877

3 жыл бұрын

in holy water

@ICTON123

3 жыл бұрын

while clutching a rifle for self defense

@lxmonpoppet3598

3 жыл бұрын

WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones

@VicerimusMortem

3 жыл бұрын

@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

3 жыл бұрын

@@VicerimusMortem Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something. Sometimes less is more.

"What do your kids do?" "My kid is a lawyer" "My kid is a vet" "Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok" "..."

@katthecat6375

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@riverscuomo7140

2 жыл бұрын

"Well, formerly my kid."

@DeliriousSquid

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my ex kid.

@KPH107

2 жыл бұрын

Serial killer ex kid

@owyemen9367

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao

Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

12:58 will be an image that will forever remind me why i'm truly greg

POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.

@blurob1326

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back

@jimmiekookie3857

3 жыл бұрын

Hehehehehehhehehehehhe

@consonance7458

3 жыл бұрын

Good ethical guy

@roslyluv

3 жыл бұрын

Nightmare fuel lol

@e.l8154

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the first thing I noticed 😆

POV: you're watching a grown man fantasize about abusing his girlfriend

@alicehillman

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY AHHAHANHNHS

@-almxndd-5552

3 жыл бұрын

And stalking her

@ifhegoesawayigoaway9144

3 жыл бұрын

Lol exactly what im doin

@korviscapetrova5269

3 жыл бұрын

scary

@tatumfowler3603

3 жыл бұрын

yikes

i need danny to make a whole vid of vampire dad its just litterly the funniest thing ever

The vampire dad skits never get old 😂

The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂

@emilymcintosh2675

3 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time

@yoptheyopher9535

3 жыл бұрын

Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO

@stradify1

3 жыл бұрын

@@clownbeetles Just watch the video? lol

@maddygreenb

3 жыл бұрын

Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf

@em-st2kq

3 жыл бұрын

Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i

ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever

@jessiz7833

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

@hayamakaily9059

3 жыл бұрын

I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself

@imaqsa606

3 жыл бұрын

14:00

@daeguboy8136

3 жыл бұрын

It was great

@annalisak3790

3 жыл бұрын

ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰

Nobody talking about how romantically Danny kissed his double just by editing😭

He’s absolutely right. My ex stalked me when I broke up with him among other things but I digress. I find it a huge red flag when a guy starts showing obsessive tendencies. It’s not attractive. Only people who have actually been stalked and terrorized would understand.

“Yeah, you could make the argument that he’s cute, but that doesn’t mean you’d wanna be kidnapped by him”. 12 year old girls on wattpad: Haha yeah

@soda_fairy

3 жыл бұрын

Me 19 on Wattpad

@yolandastargaze4565

3 жыл бұрын

Literally any girl on wattpad: haha..yeah

@invisible_potato

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah❤

@k_rose2k

3 жыл бұрын

Wattpad or Quotev 😭😂

@scarecrowjones1

3 жыл бұрын

Kristina Bryant or ao3, which trumps them all

Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.

@saronn6135

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@consultthisdick

3 жыл бұрын

RIP

@sourinc9648

3 жыл бұрын

Danny, we good

@aproxamillionwasps474

3 жыл бұрын

geg

@ashlynjoyner2072

3 жыл бұрын

Had us in the first half ngl

This is my favourite Danny video just because of his Vampire Dad character

this era of the jumbled greg letters is something i miss every day it brought me so much joy and anticipation to see what it was gonna look like in the next video lmao

*POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*

@largeinflatedbox

3 жыл бұрын

now that id like to see

@L0S3RLUVR

3 жыл бұрын

@@largeinflatedbox *Darling*

@alviaannareneesh1596

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@t1me212

3 жыл бұрын

that sounds actually original

@Kopivm

3 жыл бұрын

Waiitt if this is a reference, I know where it is from

slightly offended that Danny's calling us Greg when clearly we are now GEG smh

@wmw1210.

3 жыл бұрын

That what I said LOL

@samiam3333

3 жыл бұрын

Omg, ikr!

@xXxRebeccaRawrxXx

3 жыл бұрын

we are all g e g

@yauiz7922

3 жыл бұрын

That's the first thing I saw! We's Geg

@CuriosityMarsRover

3 жыл бұрын

G E G

I love how the background just says GEG

"Wait until my vampire dad hears about this" was the perfect way to end that sketch.

Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.

@lux0rd01

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like the real mvp

@sarahunderwood8952

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve

@arinezro7333

3 жыл бұрын

One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol

@charlieh1427

3 жыл бұрын

Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it

@el-erso

3 жыл бұрын

I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong

I actually had a friend’s brother try to push his way into the bathroom while I was changing. Can confirm, was NOT cute. 0/10.

@okok-sk2zq

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@holaaa1111

3 жыл бұрын

o my-

@BiratesoftheCaribbean

3 жыл бұрын

That's really gross AND scary, I hope you're ok

@skippitydippity

3 жыл бұрын

ight where he at 😼 🔪

@3minutes374

3 жыл бұрын

Dijo El Cuervo Yeah, he got in trouble for it right away.

12:16 WHY IS HE OPENING HIS MOUTH SO WIDE?? even when you cant see it, you can see his jaw and he's unhinging it SO MUCH. is he trying to swallow them??

Aint nobody finna talk about that fire ass song at the end

Your vampire makeup looks a whole lot like Mark Zuckerberg surfing

@EmandEms

3 жыл бұрын

I-I can never unsee this now

@cindyk7055

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for reminding me of THAT XD

is he whispering all his tiktoks cause he doesn't want his mum to know he's an unemployed twenty yr old living at home doing tiktoks for 13 yr old girls? nice

@BlasterBirds

3 жыл бұрын

You mean his mom doesn't know he lives in her house?

@philipneumann9278

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty accurate tho

@philipneumann9278

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlasterBirds it's about that he's living still with his parents.

@philipneumann9278

3 жыл бұрын

Ups.. and act like he has a job but instead he's makin tiktoks

@d3adyoutubeaccount

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

The background says geg

Danny... I sincerely do not know how you got through these with your sanity intact holy fuck. Also Vampire dad and serial killer boyfriend fucking got me im literally cackling trying to stifle my laughter bc its 3am lmfao 😭

half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"

@charliebun4454

3 жыл бұрын

this sent me

@Mmmmnmmnm9

3 жыл бұрын

Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣

@nadyasafira.k

3 жыл бұрын

why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣

@sxhoaa4635

3 жыл бұрын

@Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs

@urmom1374

3 жыл бұрын

kim taehyung jmgghbbnb

POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg

@erebearr

3 жыл бұрын

IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD

@Chiara-es2wv

3 жыл бұрын

BYE LMFAOOOO

@frostyfrog2619

3 жыл бұрын

crap

@user-gz2hy2wu5g

3 жыл бұрын

ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe

@adeer87

3 жыл бұрын

*We ae geg*

I love the way you expect and almost create continuity between his videos, that quite literally have none.

When Danny said serial killer babe he missed the Chance to say "serial killer-chan" any was IM GEG

when bae is abusive and doesn’t respect you at all 🤩🤩

@randompatchofgrass5034

3 жыл бұрын

Twelve year old girl's writing wattpad stories be like:

@myuchan7118

3 жыл бұрын

@@randompatchofgrass5034 😂😂😂😂

@777kals

3 жыл бұрын

ok pack it up nate jacobs 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

@PotatoNuggetConsumer

3 жыл бұрын

he is literally romanticizing abuse and teaching the young girls watching his povs that abuse is okay

@user-wr1ed3xt8x

3 жыл бұрын

999

I hate when my boyfriend kills my entire family but I’m still with him because he’s cute!

@panic9899

3 жыл бұрын

Yea now I'm stuck in a loop where my (now new) boyfriend kills my old boyfriend who is the only family I have . . . . Oops

@droopy2088

3 жыл бұрын

Omg same tho happens way too often 😩

@Maya-cb8sj

3 жыл бұрын

UGHHH YES #relatable

@inactiveaccount2774

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my boyfriend killed over 7 cops and burned down 2 houses and murdered 28 people in my neighborhood and blew up a train, but I'm still with him because he's cute! uwu

@potatopotato9914

3 жыл бұрын

how tf did it get 446 likes in 27 minutes

I'll never get tired of this video, already lost count of how many times I've watched it

I want a full series of vampire dad and Danny as all the characters

"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad" Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...

@dumbayd

3 жыл бұрын

...nice profile picture Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx

@luuuuux_

3 жыл бұрын

He could never

@oppressedbeans

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chloescreations8410

3 жыл бұрын

Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*

@-mars.

3 жыл бұрын

Ok wait- *shit*

17:20 bloody hell, that's a banger indeed

Love the egg sign in the backround

POV: Danny’s your weird uncle who invited you to Hawaii and now he’s showing you all the zany TikToks kids post these days

@cat_person

3 жыл бұрын

*zany*

@EmDoesArt

3 жыл бұрын

🚨 Underrated comment 🚨

@tobythompson3746

3 жыл бұрын

Z A N Y , i am dying

@liv8095

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO that's so good

Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))

@tarrenr8159

3 жыл бұрын

And make it ✨"sexy"✨

@lemonpeppafish4452

3 жыл бұрын

This also relates to fujoshis

@batastrophic9762

3 жыл бұрын

ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯

@dewayne8340

3 жыл бұрын

Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot

@dokchampa9324

3 жыл бұрын

True crime community be like

so happy to be a geg 💕💕💕

@fookingavocadoz

11 ай бұрын

i love being apart of the geg family 😍

@the_koolezt._.lil.

Ай бұрын

@@fookingavocadozsame

Danny is that kind of a KZreadr that can make you laugh in every single video

Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you. Vampire Danny:

@kai19971201

3 жыл бұрын

Vampire Dad will be right back

@Kat-li9nj

3 жыл бұрын

love the profile picture

@fizzycat3506

3 жыл бұрын

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

@mr.cowell6025

3 жыл бұрын

14:47

@l_am_a_cookie7055

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kat-li9nj Who is that

Literally his entire account revolves around him thinking he’s hot.

@icymads7940

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@isthatshadia

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@andreykozyrev492

3 жыл бұрын

he is tho

@raspberryjam

3 жыл бұрын

Danny or Goverbose

@erin16572

3 жыл бұрын

@@andreykozyrev492 might want to get your eyes checked bro

9:58 Vampires reproduce by sharing blood, so unless the mother is also a vempire the child would not be a vampire, i think. It is also possible that the father became a vampire *after* the viewer was born, or that vampirism simply didn't show in that specific child. We should also consider vampires are technically undead, so they might not be able to have children. And that was my paragraph on vampire dad.

I wish Vampire Dad was a real sitcom, I'd watch the hell out of that