Why does the audio in this movie sound like it was recorded in a toilet?

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

Because it was from the toilet

@MrNachtara

4 жыл бұрын

They used a crappy audio filter I guess

@clinicaldumbass9061

3 жыл бұрын

Or it sounds like a terrible gatcha tuber recorded it

@sleepingonyourroof

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t insult it like that it was made by a toaster

@hdofu

3 жыл бұрын

Because Sean Connery couldn’t be bothered to leave the bathroom

It's extremely depressing that THIS is what Sean Connery's final film was.

@Anime_Meme_Lover

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Everlucky_Clover

Жыл бұрын

(jokes) he went down in a blaze of snoring. thankfully we have plenty of better Sean Connery films to cancel this mess

@beandrag9019

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually pretty camp ngl😂

@beabea5985

Жыл бұрын

He was actually a massive asshole, so he got what he deserved.

@TheDerpyBoi

10 ай бұрын

OOF

Saber Spark fans: *No, NOOOOOOOOOO!*

@godzillawithacomputer4045

4 жыл бұрын

@aCrazyG&W I was expecting to see a comment like this

@fairy3731

4 жыл бұрын

This was the only reason I looked at the comments 😂 To see if anyone mentions SaberSpark

@tlebron8426

4 жыл бұрын

The Devil: YES! YESSS! Beelzebub: What are you cheering about?

@844SteamFan

4 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw this I thought about Saberspark!

@emberpowertcg7692

3 жыл бұрын

We need a collab

I thought the officer said “fecken funny”

@Gimeasamich

3 жыл бұрын

Same, CallmeKevin anyone?

@Gabbiethecommie

3 жыл бұрын

Gimeasamich 🧍🚗

@fleas.

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gimeasamich yes

@Juno_June

3 жыл бұрын

Gimeasamich yesssssss

@bernadine6695

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣

The Russians are the only people in the movie that look normal.

@keiik.09

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz we beautiful PERIODT.

@oiuii

3 жыл бұрын

Who knew vodka made you look beautiful

@keiik.09

3 жыл бұрын

@@oiuii actually it is highly stereotypical of you to say that since vodka was never actually created in Russia it is actually Polish but that is funny.

@oiuii

3 жыл бұрын

@@keiik.09 hmm thank you for telling me

@borednatsu300

3 жыл бұрын

@@keiik.09 It's actually from both Russia and Poland, also Sweden

Sad thing is.. the people didnt mean to make this movie ugly . They were trying to make a different art style.

@kieranstark7213

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the worst way of trying-and-failing could at worst be as absolutely hideous as giving at most 0% of a damn in trying. Such is the case with Sir Billi, which is an animation so irredeemably intolerable that it’s right up there as one of the top 5 most horrible movies of all time, like Space Chimps 2, Elf Bowling, Little Princess School and the sequels (to Alpha & Omega which isn’t all that great but a mixed guilty pleasure, The Swan Princess and Norm of the North, which will always be completely indefensible because of its deadbeat cast of “characters”, animation that makes the remake of The Lion King look like the original, Taylor Swift music like Shake it Off in the trailer music, humour so insufferable that it’s all just toilet humour that is even more abused than in an average recent Nickelodeon show, and insufferably preachy message of “never building condos in the Arctic”) to Crest Animation films.

@Elvusmiw

3 жыл бұрын

@@kieranstark7213 true

@kieranstark7213

3 жыл бұрын

Benny Wireman Thanks for the like! See; I was thinking about explaining why I don’t like Taylor Swift, however, I decided “Maybe not.” because I was worried there would be a bunch of negative-attention-wanting Camilizers that are oblivious to why music since the mid-2010s is more commonly problematic than it was in the 20th Century.

@monkeballs5697

3 жыл бұрын

It kinda looks like barnyard ngl, and sean the sheep.

@kieranstark7213

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeballs5697 That’s an insult to Aardman and Biggie Cheese! XD

This gave me nam flashbacks

@sping4364

4 жыл бұрын

I hate n a m f l a s h b a c k s

@XeonGame

4 жыл бұрын

Creambo the spoon *fortunate son starts playing*

@armchairrocketscientist4934

4 жыл бұрын

Me too... And I was born 23 years after nam

@edouard9687

4 жыл бұрын

Johnny was there one moment and the next Johnny was everywhere

@spongebutbetter853

3 жыл бұрын

NAM FLASHBLACK

When I saw the thumbnail, I thought to myself; "Is this the one where they dragged Sean Connery out of retirement, only to basically remind him why he did so to begin with?"

@Acidfrog475

3 жыл бұрын

... yeah

@Emmanuel_Rocha

3 жыл бұрын

Oui

@AmanitaJT

3 жыл бұрын

sim

@shadow-monger5189

3 жыл бұрын

Да.

@SparkBound

3 жыл бұрын

そうだ。

I’m Scottish and I’ve never heard of this film

@grape_nation

4 жыл бұрын

This movie is Scotland’s pride and joy

@OzCroc

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you

@genericperson915

3 жыл бұрын

So we meet again

@chazzer6545

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericperson915 seems so

@tylazermk8271

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I'm sorry It should've stayed that way :/

Hey I remember this movie Saberspark reviewed it once

@kingblaze4352

4 жыл бұрын

pretty much

@TheGoldenDunsparce

4 жыл бұрын

I thought this was a repost of Saberspark's review because of copyright or something

@misscee1052

4 жыл бұрын

I got so confused when I saw the thumbnail until I realised it was Dazz's channel

@Acidfrog475

3 жыл бұрын

Saber's: informative, an actual review Dazz's: funny and the pure embodiment of what a mental breakdown looks like

@monkeballs5697

3 жыл бұрын

Sane

I honestly almost puked watching this vid and it makes the emoji movie look like a 10/10

@mtsaqif267

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, it makes me doesn't want to eat again.

@jasonstellaris

3 жыл бұрын

Damn thats brutal

@sillicon8227

2 жыл бұрын

Attack me however much you want but the emoji isn't that bad

@Is_kitten

2 жыл бұрын

@@sillicon8227 if you managed to enjoy it, that's ok. However, critics like this guy and people who have watched similar storylines will probably want to know your location. But it's ok.

@darkyboode3239

2 жыл бұрын

The Emoji Movie > Sir Billi

This was secretly a Canon james Bond film that got scrapped

I’m worried about how similar Billi’s daughter and Billi’s love interest look... I get that the character designs are similar and I’m probably overreacting but I think Billi may have some bizarre fetishes

@GreatPharaohAkaarah

3 жыл бұрын

I said that too😂😂😂

@goatdeer8403

2 жыл бұрын

It's like the "you date someone who reminds you of your parents" but the opposite and creepy

@fieratheproud

2 жыл бұрын

the only non-creepy answer to this is that Billi's daughter takes after her mother more than her father, and as such the love interest would end up looking like his dead wife, but if that's not the case, uh... Yeah that's. Yikes.

@Demonetization_Symbol

2 жыл бұрын

Or he has a crush on his daughter, which is very wrong.

I- I’d like to apologise on my countries behalf for this abomination Edit:damn that’s a lot of likes

@zachary8055

4 жыл бұрын

Apology accepted.

@kisdota

4 жыл бұрын

Dude we’re American, I’m sure this is some form of Karma.

@Mr.Tw1sty

4 жыл бұрын

Kirby finds your sins unforgivable

@codeobey6821

4 жыл бұрын

On behalf of the rest of Britain , we forgive you

@TheDeldiz

4 жыл бұрын

So this is why my Uncle Harold ran away to Australia...

I think "Your Reality" playing during this review is very fitting.

@XeonGame

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@sonicdash9652

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think "Hazardous Environments" would be a neat choice, since this crappy movie has a awful and creepy human being designs.

@AfterlifeLime

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering who else would mention that ngl

@bonedude1286

2 жыл бұрын

That and Bowser's Castle from MK8.

Scotland: Skirt Wearing men, bagpipes and *bad CGI animation*

@caramelwaferr

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes, that is exactly what it’s like here.

@gildalisboa4204

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the weird lake monsters

@genericperson915

3 жыл бұрын

As a Scot I can confirm this

@mychaair

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the post war buildings in the middle of nowhere

@Pancakethesimp

3 жыл бұрын

*Bagpipes intensify* We also have knifes!

As I Scot myself, I'm offended that this film forgot about the true aspects of Scottish society: Sectarian tensions, heroin and Ned culture.

@Omnywrench

Жыл бұрын

And stabbing

@annamairimacleod3617

Жыл бұрын

YEAH

@thenintendoistx

11 ай бұрын

Hey Scott, All Here.

@your_average_nerd6861

6 ай бұрын

Aye 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

You should watch the “amazing bulk” not a typo by the way

@misscee1052

4 жыл бұрын

Yes absolutely I remember when I Hate Everything did his review on it and I've loved/hated the 'film' ever since

@saintfisuto1072

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you call that a movie. Go to your room until you learn to respect cinema.

@comboman3356

3 жыл бұрын

At least it had some type of plot and events in it lol

@SlashCraftJack

3 жыл бұрын

By "not a typo" I'm guessing you mean the lack of capitalized letters.

@afallenhuman

3 жыл бұрын

@@SlashCraftJack No, like that's it. That's legitimately the movies name.

Dazz:This is the second worst film I could find. Dingo Pictures : YEE

@aljaberhk

3 жыл бұрын

peek (English yee)

@darkforge1013

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeee

@BinglesP

3 жыл бұрын

I know you said Yee for the reference but I think that Dinosaur Adventure is their best 'movie' that's not saying much though

@mushrooms5601

3 жыл бұрын

ARE YOU A GAMER GOD!!!!!

@wantedbird55srandomchannel28

Жыл бұрын

Y e e

The only reason I know wat this movie is because I watched SaberSparks review and let's watch on it.

@leaf_teaf2107

3 жыл бұрын

I think that’s how everyone seen and heard of this. Movie 😂

@sindaccoargento5967

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl, this movie is actually good compared to all the gacha life videos

@nintenvlogz

3 жыл бұрын

@@sindaccoargento5967 heh

@sonicdash9652

3 жыл бұрын

@@sindaccoargento5967 Nope, both of them suck.

@sindaccoargento5967

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonicdash9652 atleast this movie has some efforts, atleast a little, while a gacha life videos has none

[ My Life would have a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes ]

@XeonGame

4 жыл бұрын

Good for you

@Jake.The.Beaver

4 жыл бұрын

Just use skill share to learn about movie making!

@sleepingonyourroof

3 жыл бұрын

Somehow having a 1 percent is worse

@aljaberhk

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jake.The.Beaver if anybody is even gonna use skillshare

@memelord8769

3 жыл бұрын

Me with a -3

Sir Billi Producers: So how many James Bond references do you want Sean? Sean Connory: *y e s*

@zanemurcha2675

4 жыл бұрын

Yesh!

Achievement unlocked: Worst animated picture

8:48 holy crap is that a severed human head in the top right

@844SteamFan

4 жыл бұрын

I think that that is a photo.

*the creators of sliver circle seeing movie commentaries and reviews on the rise* “Nuke it”

@spooderman6312

4 жыл бұрын

"should we also nuke the haters on youtube?" "We wanna hurt them, not KILL THEM!"

“Scottish atrocitie” Mate you haven’t seen M&D (or Scotlands worst theme park)

@Paper_Frogg

3 жыл бұрын

The signs for it all say "Scotland's Theme Park" trying to make people go there because of patriotism. Both times I've been there, rides have been shut because of accidents

@colin5551

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll

*GET ME OUTTA THIS HELL*

@giorosiles2220

4 жыл бұрын

"GET ME OUT OF HERE TOO" and yup" IT HAD TO COME FROM HELL" 😣😖😱🙀

From the same morons that brought us Foodfight (or at least the animation quality) and to think they tried to cash In on was left of Sean Connery's fame as well until It was still nothing but a burnt out move! If they truly wanted to create there own loosely based series on James Bond or whatever they were going for In this It ain't the right way to go!!! /XC Now then; who wants to give papa a JUICY K I S S

@carbootstudios2459

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think it was the same animators/studio, but it is comparable nonetheless

@Acidfrog475

3 жыл бұрын

Billi... please dont

@carbootstudios2459

3 жыл бұрын

Mimjan Jansson Yes

@RoxieRyah

3 жыл бұрын

This “movie” is BETTER than food fight in my oppinion

@tiruliru1189

3 жыл бұрын

@@RoxieRyah Sir Billi = Foodfight Sir Billi is the same rotten sauce as Foodfight, awful story, terrible animation, and horrendous looking characters.

Let’s give this man credit for actually sitting down and watching this movie

RIP mr Sean Connery We wont remember this as your last movie

No joke, your terrible movies reviews are some of my favorites!! Please keep making these. They always make my day

17:14 This movie's script sounds like someone's super indulgent, poorly written fanfic - with Billy himself being the ultimate Mary Sue.

Honestly, it is WAY HARDER for a movie to get a 0 than a 100 on rotten tomatoes. This movie is a rare breed of bad

I watched this film naively thinking me and a friend could riff through it like we did Foodfight... neither of us were the same after. This film nearly broke me with how boring and incomprehensible it was

On behalf of us all, we are sorry for this movie Dazz. 😅 How is it the Scottish made movie set in Scotland has more American accents in it, than Brave the American made movie set in Scotland?

Local old man yells at police officer and attempts to physically fight them over his (self-proclaimed) right to interfere with wildlife.

The character in the thumbnail kinda reminds me of Fanboy and Chum Chum a little bit

@chickensandwich2193

4 жыл бұрын

SIR BILLI BUT AWESOME

@halfdemonprince

4 жыл бұрын

The humans look like they came from Back at the Barnyard.

@godzillawithacomputer4045

4 жыл бұрын

At least fanboy and chum chum was enjoyable

@MrNachtara

4 жыл бұрын

Fanboy & ChumChum has much better animation

This movie looks and sounds like it was recorded in a vrchat lobby, complete with the disproportionately high quality Sean Connery model

I do not believe that a single Scottish person was involved in the production of this film There is no changing my mind, no sane person would associate themselves with this atrocity

This is kind of a guilty pleasure for m- "Give Papa a juicy kiss." No, actually not. Get that away from me!

I seen the movie a bit....now...It’s now giving me flashbacks Where did the $14,999,999.99 go!?

@darkforge1013

3 жыл бұрын

In the toilet

@Steamworker_Evolair

2 жыл бұрын

Sean Connery I'd imagine

12:13 beavers swim.....

Dazzreviews:"It´s truly breathtaking, not in a good way" Me: Your channel is breathtaking! (in a good way)

Spy car: check. Gun-holding poses: check. Russian submarine: check. Al that's missing is Billi riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle driven by Indy. When people discuss about Sean Connery's career, this will be that "thing of which we do not speak." But if they make an Irish sequel in which they do the same thing with Liam Neeson, I swear to god...

It's now even more shameful since this is the last movie Sean Connery ever made

Well I think it's just- *beAutIfuL* _I feel sickened by the animation alone._

@michaelstaggmick

4 жыл бұрын

Are you referencing “Bea from Brawl Stars”? Becuase every time she gets a kill she says “Bea-utiful

@dat_baconator3897

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelstaggmick no

RIP Sean Connery!

God I’m getting flashbacks to when Saber reviewed this

@844SteamFan

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

I put this video on to listen to while grinding levels in KH2, and around 3:14 I instantly recognized music from Doki Doki Literature Club, and turned my head towards the video. I then paused my game to confirm my suspicions, and while I wasn't expecting the off tune variation in Act 2 of DDLC, it makes sense to use this version cause of how weird the film seems, and I'm also glad that my assumption was right, along with simply hearing DDLC music in general.

I immediately noticed the DDLC music

I’m concerned for Billy... Billy you... you good?

Has anyone ever played the game City of Fools? Random, bizarre CG, sound like a weird fever dream, *completely* creepy...this film just gave me flashbacks of it is all.

I saw the trailer for this film... And if the trailer is that bad... then I don't no what to do.

Ah yes the stereotype of Scottish people being hard to understand coming to fruition

Damn, Shaun Connery ain’t doing so well

Apparently it was based on a children's book or book series called "Sir Billi the Vet."

As if Sean Connery agreed to appear in this. He seems to have gone like John Travolta.

Why is there a kid’s head on top off the refrigerator 8:48

5:15 Thanks for breaking all the windows in my house

He couldn’t do a cameo in a recent bond film... but he could come out of retirement for this... honestly doing a sequel to Zardoz and rocking the red diaper and ammunition vest again would have been a better choice then this movie.

I wish I wasn’t Scottish

@xhronixle3994

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t we all

@WLMapping

3 жыл бұрын

@@xhronixle3994 I don’t

The tone of Dazz's voice is hilarious when he finds something stupid lol

I genuinely love this series! Keep up the great work!!

I love this series! Please find more bad movies to review whether they're meant for kids or not. We must all experience these travesties together.

@NigerianCrusader

Жыл бұрын

LIKE RAPSITTIE STREET KIDS?

Went into my local Weis in January and saw this movie being sold as "Guardian of the Highlands" and tweeted to Saberspark about it. Went into Weis a few hours ago and... It's still there.

This is the Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing of movies.

@j01sonofsleazy

6 ай бұрын

at least in big rigs, YOU'RE WINNER! at 12.3 undecillion miles per hour in reverse

I some how made it 8 mins before my brain started to hemrage :(

still waiting on boss baby back in business...

I love how you use Mario Kart music in the background of some parts. Love the video.

Review: Alpha and Omega movies, they get weird

3:20 Is that the DDLC theme in the background?

@crosswind_7323

3 жыл бұрын

AHHHHHHHHHH

I'm a simple person, I see a stereotypically Russian guy crawling out of his natural habitat, I click. I also unironically like the polìce officer's eyebrows. Idk, they just speak to me.

Man Rotten Tomatoes dropped harder than my iPad’s battery.

Did anyone notice that SaberSpark and Dazzle's icons look the same?

2012 Wizart changes the landscape of European animation with it’s Snow Queen with only ~7 million dollars and very little filmmaking experience becoming the very first film in the region to become successful in the international market. Critics absolutely decimate it for being a Disney ripoff.... of a film to come out a year later. then you see THIS and suddenly it looks like a masterpiece.

1:27 is that the bowser's castle soundtrack from mariokart??

Dont Lie you died Laughing when he Said Lower Him to You "Deck"

0:23 - 0:58 Someone needs to find this, Silver Circle. We need this review!

0:07 I thought this was the real movie speaking and was like, oh yeah this is some terrible voice acting. Then I realized it was you.

@luannesbestfriend7

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, this is the first video I've ever watched of you. Soo subscribing.

On behalf of my country, I am sorry that this exists.

Didn’t know Sean Connery had a chance to play Gandalf, I’m very very glad he didn’t. I liked him as James Bond but I really don’t think he’s that great of an actor and if the lord of the rings script is too confusing for you you’re not the actor I would want playing Gandalf. Thank god

The vehicles in the background have real brands on them, I don’t think they have the rights to have those logos

8:36 He said "You sure are looking Good ol' boy, you sure are looking great -chuckles-" I know it's still hard to understand cause the volume is so god damn low.

No one: Dazz: what if I played doki doki in the background to add extra PTSD?

@goldendoodle252

4 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed

@polipix_

3 жыл бұрын

shitty useless no one

I haven't seen anyone do this so... 1:46 NICE

LOVE THE DOKI DOKI LC MUSIC IN THE BACKROUND

Trust me any of Dingo Productions movies make this look like a goddamn masterpiece

4:22 *Feck* and Furry coating.

All the saber spark references

1:27 I love the MK8 Bowser's Castle music in the background lol

I think every Irish person realised "thick and funny" is actually just feckin funny lmao

@tam2237

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you’re right

He Remind me of Saberspark

Came for the terrible film review, stayed for the Banjo Kazooie music 😄

The DDLC Musik in the back at 3:40 got me wheezing for some unknown reason

The music that is playing in the background gave me flashbacks of me playing SpongeBob and getting stuck on that Patrick level as a kid.

The music in the background while your talking about the beavers....gave me flashbacks. I’m amazed that I’m not on the ground rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Also nice video👍

Is that Rayman music? Love that

@user-ki9iw8om7u

6 ай бұрын

Glad I’m not the only one here who noticed it and loved it

@gavinkearns1219

6 ай бұрын

@@user-ki9iw8om7u The best! 😁

My brain cells,I can't tell if i have any left.

WHY IS DOKI DOKI PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND. AHHHH!

The movie looks like something the school puts on because it’s “educational”