This machine makes a sandwich and feeds it to me
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It's really five mini machines. One puts down bread, the next puts on peanut butter, then a machine for jelly and so on. The last machine feeds it to me bite by bite! Spent almost four months on this machine. Oh, and remember to vote!!!
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JOSEPH'S MACHINES solve everyday problems using familiar objects in unfamiliar ways. He creates them in his apartment in Brooklyn, New York.
Created by Joseph Herscher
Special Thanks to Lyle Broughton, Jacob Dixon, Archie the Dog and Winslow
Пікірлер: 2 600
The vote paper was just satisfying
@KBowWow75
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody shouted "Kobe" though.
@ehteshamashraf7627
3 жыл бұрын
2:46 Welcome...
@ibrahimfire8177
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@justasnegreckis9632
3 жыл бұрын
@@ehteshamashraf7627 If you are on PC you can just click 6
@rajmohabe8412
3 жыл бұрын
yeah
The jelly from the truck: *Falls Me: Oh, is this some kind of a blooper or what ? Joseph: There are no accidents
@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ
3 жыл бұрын
Epic💥🤣👍
@norpd2593
3 жыл бұрын
Loll
@Idontwantanybodytoknowmyname
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mecharenacharlord3882
3 жыл бұрын
Weee there go luigi
@Faviano214
3 жыл бұрын
Lol lol lol 😄😄
You are a freaking engineering genius! Much respect!!!
2:46 the letter went so perfectly in the vote box😳😳
@ihsahnakerfeldt9280
3 жыл бұрын
1/84 chance
@normanjacobs1135
Ай бұрын
Is that the actual math?@@ihsahnakerfeldt9280
I like how you involved your dog in the machine.
@ThuyNguyen-nn6wu
Жыл бұрын
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
The dedication of keeping a straight face whilst getting punched in the face with a sandwich is amazing. Subscribed immediately.
@sayuriunnie1961
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@user-mr8ht4rw1y
3 жыл бұрын
@@sayuriunnie1961 鬼故事看事情是成功自己看吃土指導教師來自資料庫5😷😅🍡❤️😭😅🤔🤔🙄😘😘😁😁🤔🙄😂😷😂🙄🤔🤔😘🤔🙄😘😘😘🤔😷😊❤️❤️😂😋😊😭🤑😇😇😇🦁🦌🦓🐷😉😊
@sayuriunnie1961
3 жыл бұрын
@@user-mr8ht4rw1y Sry! I don't understand... 😐
@josephjoestar5823
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@czombei4995
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-mr8ht4rw1y 吓😀😀你搞乜鬼
Everything in this video is pure genius! Extremely satisfying and probably one the best Rube Goldberg machines of ALL time
2:12 part was brilliant!!💯💯
@user-uf1fz2ew8m
2 жыл бұрын
👞👞👞🐐🐐👎👎👃👃🐐👞
Lakitu at 0:58 is my only contribution to this whole thing, but I love how it turned out! ☺️
@kellysarahblackpirch9254
3 жыл бұрын
@jackofallspades98 Your ideas are always creative
@sirgabealot01
3 жыл бұрын
When was this project first started?
By far... the BESTEST "Mouse Trap" adaption I've ever seen ...adding the dog...touch of genius !
@halimatouahri8167
3 жыл бұрын
واع٦j'y . Le monde
When Mom isn't at home, n you have to prepare breakfast on your own 😂 The messy kitchen 😂
It is more complicated than preparing and eating all by yourself!😅
@felicezh1905
2 жыл бұрын
0:57
@InventR_
2 жыл бұрын
Hello💙
Brilliant!! The jelly spilling really got me xD I love the humor you add to your machines. Makes it so fun to watch!
@USHARANI-ns5nh
3 жыл бұрын
@@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ super amazing fantastic nice wow
@simonsantos9850
3 жыл бұрын
Hevesh I Love you Domino vid :)
@Carolinastrucks
3 жыл бұрын
I’m subbed Hevesh
@singlesetpiano571
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Lily!
@Mr.X2
3 жыл бұрын
Ayy hevesh! Nice seeing ya here
The part where the envelope lands perfectly into the ballot box is just supernatural 😱😱😱😱
@codewithkeshav6931
3 жыл бұрын
That scene was like magic. The ✉️ flew and just entered into the box
@bean2157
3 жыл бұрын
Meh it took one of 84 times to get it in
@aksuerol4331
3 жыл бұрын
0005 g~
@jacirless1368
3 жыл бұрын
Rgakeiex1j5uu5i🐧😏 😆 jhjhhjhbjhjjjtheftuuknhhjjhjjhjr7twsguujkj0imunologia haja 😏 hhjj ngm ONU
@Ibloop
2 жыл бұрын
He said 1 in 84 times it would go in!
I keep replaying that envelope to the ballot box. That was so amazing! ❤️
The fact that he uses unpredictable elements like dogs and babies is incredible!
Joseph's Machine literally deserves a 10 M Subscribers he works so hard and he has very amazing creativity hats off 👍
@pushkarjadhav2409
3 жыл бұрын
Yaa
@TonsOfTrackmasters
3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@crystallized8868
3 жыл бұрын
Na mate
@crystallized8868
3 жыл бұрын
15 M
@lukeschroeder5224
3 жыл бұрын
We stan
1:56 who elese thought that it failed
@J0hnTh3T4lking
3 жыл бұрын
defenentely me
@arashmoradian1988
3 жыл бұрын
Totally got me there!
@lollol-yd6gi
3 жыл бұрын
@@arashmoradian1988 Q
@ishetasingh6310
3 жыл бұрын
That's me for sure 😂😂😂
@zigzag7838
3 жыл бұрын
The way the music stopped there totally made us believe it
Mr Bean making a Sandwich:
You are awesome! My kids love your channel
How many times did you have to clean the fallen jelly off the floor? And how much did you spoil your dog?
@JosephsMachines
3 жыл бұрын
24 times
@liquidkey8204
3 жыл бұрын
Ha wow really?
@sirgabealot01
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, did this all work at once or was it filmed in segments?
@liquidkey8204
3 жыл бұрын
@@sirgabealot01 All at once, but it took several tries to get everything working. It's all 1 take tho.
@beaub152
3 жыл бұрын
@@JosephsMachines 69th like it's a sign
This is literally the dirtiest but coolest way to make a PB&J sandwich.
The amount of work, calculations and patience it took to make this. That's dedication. And it pays off, it's so entertaining to watch. 😁👍
Imagine all the mess just for a sandwich🐱 PS: thank god he didn't broke his tooth
@harchu-thefoodiequeen5014
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously 🤣
I remeber having machines like this as science projects in middle school. Thanks for showing we can do it in adult hood. I love these!
No animals were malnourished during the filming of this video®
hello physics master! your creation is a legend...
This is next level wizardry!
The dog knocking the cups over was genius.
This is simply breathtaking! The amazing accuracy of the slip of paper is just incredible! It must have taken hundreds of tries to get everything in perfect synchrony! One of the best videos thus far! :)
@prince32YT
2 жыл бұрын
69th subscriber here
2:17 I thought it was a failure but it turned out to be part of the plan 😂
@ytbvdshrtnr
Жыл бұрын
Right! That part was incredible!
Wow. Amazing. I wish we could see a zoomed out video sweep of the whole machine
This is a whole new level of brilliance
Imagine how many tries and how much accuracy would have been needed!
amazing tech
@user-hh3rn7bu7d
9 ай бұрын
Bro, how does this only have 4 likes?
the jelly fakeout got me good...! well done😂
Weeks and weeks and weeks of preparation all for us. Thank you Joseph, it was awesome.
Oh wow that’s efficient. **Looks at hands** _why do I need you again?-_
@playingmusic5693
3 жыл бұрын
To build the machine
@acoburnett9458
3 жыл бұрын
And to pull the levers lol
He’s working hard to be lazy, respect
Absolute talent and hard work. Mad respect! 🙌🙌
@blackskalle
2 жыл бұрын
Hard Work?
I love the fact he doesn’t just make an easy reaction but he actually makes it fun to watch
Joseph you out do yourself with every new machine! Truly amazing
this has absolutely blown my mind. awesome and such good fun to watch. subscribed😊
Man, thank you so much for what you do.
The ballot box took me out🤣🤣
The most entertaining 4 minutes and 37 seconds I have spent in 2020.
Where you think it's all over cause the jelly truck fell off the ramp, but it's all part of the master plan with the dog coming to lick it up and knock the cups over to continue. Simply amazing stuff here, Sir! You should be working for NASA
In this world, there is nothing call impossible, Everything is possible but your dedication, hard work, focus mind, should be 100%, Than God gives you whatever your wish. You r really supperv
Loved This!!!! The moment the jelly dropped and the dog walked in...omg! you're the best, man.
That dog was INGENIOUS!
You succeeded in making me laugh for 10 minutes and can't stop XD
This guy needs an oscar for doing all of this
This was the best machine I have ever seen on this channel. this was one of his greatest machines he ever created .
Kudos for the ball coming out of the popcorn, and for the jelly accident/red herring. Amazing stuff
@saanviskylar312
Жыл бұрын
I like the part when the jelly falls and the dog eats it
That's cute , do you know the technique called "MOMMMM!"
@amandajude8362
2 жыл бұрын
Make it yourself
@slicedpawgaming9850
2 жыл бұрын
@@amandajude8362 then go ahead tell the channel to make it himself , without the machines
2:35 Mary with the header. MVP
This is among the most creative, if not the most creative, machines of this type I've ever seen. Fantastic work!
I would say WOW, if I wasn't sitting here with my mouth wide open because my jaw dropped down. So many ingenious ideas and details (like the ball floating up by the vibrations or Mario jumping back and forth or...)! I am very impressed!!!
This is so incredible, I want everyone to see this
I almost died of laughter at the end of this video!!!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thank you!!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hoping this gets recognized and reach a billion supports.
2:04 They are like;We have to switch to plan B;The dog is like Roger that commander!😂 Edit:dayum I've got 180 likes😅
@chaoticoofhead9543
3 жыл бұрын
Pff haha
@simonedennis8022
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@adityarainapur8970
2 жыл бұрын
@JEÑÑY 🅥 BRUH
Very nice use of the fluidization phenomenon with the popcorn kernels and electric hand mixer!
His videos remind me of Tom and Jerry's little projects. Also maybe he's been "home alone" for little too long 🤣
2:08 sounds like one of those really annoying mosquitoes that fly around your head at night. I love it!
Once again, we are amazed. You are the best at using foreign objects. Definitely a contender for our favorite RGM!
Bill Gates said "we need lazy people more because they are creative" Now I understand what he meant 😑😳
@czombei4995
2 жыл бұрын
@alexander calamai basically, bill gates said that if he had to find someone to do a difficult job, he would find a lazy person bc they make things easier bc they are lazy
Thanks youtube for recommending me this channel
Hats off man. Your creations are almost unbelievable.
OMG I LOVED THE MARIO PART, YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL!
I do and always will love Joseph's machines :)
It's sooooooo much hard work.....the letter drop in box is sooooooooo much briliant👏👏👏👏
WOW SUPER AMAZING especially the one with the paper falling into remember to vote very accurate! 2:49
You are so much creative 😃 person ☺️...keep it up ☺️.... And lots of love 😍🥰 from India 🇮🇳
how can someone be this creative😳😳 the idea is beyond me
This is amazing, so genius but the mess created tho ahahha LOVE THESEEEE
This is high art. Amazing! As soon as I am able I will support you on Patreon. Incredible work - bravo!
My left ear enjoyed the beginning
@ufosauna
3 жыл бұрын
I thought my ear was plugged again lol
@Sherura
3 жыл бұрын
@@ufosauna again👀
Man you're awesome appreciate your work
You are some kind of engineering warlock. I am in awe
Absolute insanity! Trickshots, chain reactions and food all rolled into one video!
@neeralalex4227
3 жыл бұрын
Q👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🍠🥦🥐🥐
@sexyasia8439
3 жыл бұрын
🫀👥💸👋🏾👅👋🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾👋🏾🧑🏼🔬🧏🏻♀️🧏🏻♀️👠🥽👜🐲🌝🥖🥖🥔🥞🌯🌯🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🧆🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟🥘
@user-pd9yi4fi3n
3 жыл бұрын
@@MYSTERIOUS5HRJ ффф
@vathunyoupokthevoice6159
3 жыл бұрын
5MadMovieMakers ำ
@margaritamontez5228
3 жыл бұрын
Q
The dog and the mario part was just incredible! And the voting thing was straight out of a Dude Perfect video! XD
Excellent ideas Joseph...keep growing
1:16 한국 장난감과 함께 한국인이 왔다
HE IS BACK with the best Rube Goldberg i´ve ever seen, honestly. You are my role model for chain reactions and you always inspire me for my own (definitely smaller!) machines. Im looking forward to seeing you with 2 million subscribers. Stay safe :)
When the jam fell I laughed SO SO SO hard 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll absolutely love how it’s just shoving the sandwich in his mouth😂
I know it's so cool, but that's not simple. Good job, Joseph!
HE'S BACK
Bread, peanut butter, jelly and more bread: we will feed you! Joseph: thanks!
Braaaaavo - jelly sandwich well done. Now please make one for me - lol
Amazing and breathtaking, what a creativity! It is a fantastic work!
Justin McElroy is one of your patreons!? Super dope, assuming it's THE Justin McElroy.
This has to be greatest thing ever created
out of this world, deserves nobel prize atleast, i suggest everyone to make videos like this for earning money on KZread, leave studying etc , u need talent not studying or actual hardworking, hatsoff bro
Thiss is cool 😂❤️, I need this in my hostel room😅
How did you ever learn to do this stuff? Like sure, experimenting during college but you must've stayed in your room for your entire college days to know how to make things like this.
@kjohnson2884
3 жыл бұрын
To some extent, all that you need to build machines like this (the materials notwithstanding) is the patience for lots and lots and lots of trial and error
@Judymontel
3 жыл бұрын
@@kjohnson2884 and lots and lots and lots and lots...
My mouth was hanging open starting with Mario...I YELLED when the dog came out
What a Contraption building, very beautifully done... Very risky job which requires a lot of work 👍🏻👍🏻👌
When he was eating he got so messy🤣🤣🤣
@bentheboy3391
2 жыл бұрын
Yes lol