1:42 That moment when he awkwardly tries to keep his head away from spinning light bulbs

@user-mv7of8lm8c

4 жыл бұрын

Oliveira💪

@user-mv7of8lm8c

4 жыл бұрын

njjjiii

@ziadmohamedsydek2506

4 жыл бұрын

Be careful next time

@tiptop344

3 жыл бұрын

(while trying to look normal)😐

@naveenpothineni9124

3 жыл бұрын

Be care bro

When I watch his videos I got remind of Mr. Bean

@mfadilmustan7514

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@stevepoe4591

3 жыл бұрын

Just remembered of that funny show

@risopista997

3 жыл бұрын

🥊🥊🏸🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥋🏸🥋🥊🥋⚾↔️↔️☣️☣️

@totallynotastarkidfan

3 жыл бұрын

And pee wee's big adventure

@zarapathan2751

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm

2:27 his hand immediately jumped to his mouth in case the cupcake missed xD

@aFRIENDofSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Boypogikami132

2 жыл бұрын

2:24*

@360101

2 жыл бұрын

I called it the dessert feeder

Joseph, you are a true genius! We love the way you use everyday materials to make the most complex and creative ways of doing ordinary things. You combine engineering, whimsy, creativity, and patience! Well done yet again!

@r6clipz1

2 жыл бұрын

Who Asked

@lungkoygallo7351

2 жыл бұрын

@@r6clipz1 no One Cares .

@davensm8740

Жыл бұрын

@@lungkoygallo7351 good one😊

If it were me I’d probably end up getting distracted by the machine, end up watching the machine, and get no work done 😂

@user-zw9mm8vi6u

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅

@Pro-gz2ds

3 жыл бұрын

Me,too

@czombei4995

3 жыл бұрын

same loll

@Disgusting12712

2 жыл бұрын

Then watch it first to get used to it so you won’t get distracted

@Binhantivi

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

Me: what if the coffee spills on him? Video: yes Me: *what if the coffee spills on his computer?*

@trishhildebrandt1662

4 жыл бұрын

ATS Gaming it looks like it’s gravy

@isla4471

4 жыл бұрын

watch his latest video omg

@sidewinder3411

4 жыл бұрын

oH NO

@anonymoustrash9243

4 жыл бұрын

Say no more, my colleague

@Cookie-wj3kj

4 жыл бұрын

Passing the pepper: *Am I a joke to you?*

The amount of precise physics: All for dinner

@P4r4gu4y0

3 жыл бұрын

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00

Just imagine you’re working and there’s just a bunch of chaos going on above your head😂😂😂

@Parthahhh

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@prajwal_playz1739

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@mg_plengnoi5552

2 жыл бұрын

😂

I hope he rolled that TP back up. Thats stuff’s as good as gold!

@DailyFactFinance

4 жыл бұрын

This is funny af😂😂

@DailyFactFinance

4 жыл бұрын

This was before corona 😂 back in the day

@jaykapitan9617

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally ab to comment this

@Pandaptable

4 жыл бұрын

@Mencho69 this was definitely not before corona buddy, maybe where you live. But covid-19 has been known about since like November or December of last year. You’re mistaken and thought it became wide spread at the same time patient zero was found.

@_._faerie_._

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Sigler I live in Australia, and now it’s rare to get toilet paper XD

When i see Tiktokers with 1M or 2M followers and then your channel with 988K subs, i just want to cry so loud on this in justice.

@wahidamuhammad7397

3 жыл бұрын

They say as he has 1k subbies

@user-zc5hh2du4i

3 жыл бұрын

T

@T.E.Cdocmain

3 жыл бұрын

@@wahidamuhammad7397 may i ask how old are you

@wahidamuhammad7397

3 жыл бұрын

@@T.E.Cdocmain wait how many subs does he have?

@wahidamuhammad7397

3 жыл бұрын

1.26m

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the hard work this guy took into making this machine

@ericaadore7743

2 жыл бұрын

Sure

@Abhisar_Gupta

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@ying7826

2 жыл бұрын

Sure

@potatoomen6192

Жыл бұрын

Yep

@kkids2650

Жыл бұрын

@@potatoomen6192 POAO

I love his humour. I love the hard work he puts into these. He deserves way more than he is getting. What an absolute mind blowing stuff he does. Wow!

*Starts machine* *Takes a year to get to him* Him: *has died of starvation*

@LainaE76

4 жыл бұрын

AzazazcvyxLLP p

@bakedbean12

4 жыл бұрын

Takes 3 years to build the machine itself

@julianvecc916

4 жыл бұрын

Clara LIN yeah true

@gaminglawma2437

3 жыл бұрын

P

@jaycao8206

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

It starts to get interesting at 1:31, and my anxiety went 🆘🆘🆘↘️↙️↖️⬆️⬅️↙️↘️➡️➡️↘️⬆️⬆️↖️↘️↗️🔀🔁🔄🔼⏩⏸⬆️

Instead of doing all these things, we can just call our mom... she will feed us😂

@jacirless1368

3 жыл бұрын

Ygjgjujuru4ytqurjukuygkthfyfytyryrfrz0jbnii953ydydhrgv0kjnkkkjjt0twfrttygyfyhggliig0wsefftthjlukr0qrt284oihdjttuyrj😈jtjthtjtjloujkjkokliteuhkyjujr77uuhjjgjijhjhjhhuhhghhhjghhhyhyhhhhvhuhhyhjkjjjkjnnjjkjjjyjwh4got2ty6toui7rejtktjfktptfjykbbjyi5y38ioypye🛌

@iswaryas.v909

3 жыл бұрын

@Bao Tran Nguyen 😂

@jacirless1368

3 жыл бұрын

Terco The

@htk8581

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacirless1368 aemshlwobgdaulvag9yyovsogovaekvehyoeaon9SBsno3ybquvkhopdbxf0dnp374d8j5abi9rwewjouuhoafjzrb7ltxoupbEn q2ibeoeuogdpgt87vx0eoeburgulsrillvdfir3lhfhilvapvduvkeali bpl58bboueahouoapbu8rpsbpudfbcovtblcfu7kb,don ipvptni5ilebuc,xldig63fjsdorh79aurb7rp

@dontdie3710

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahaaaa

The amount of skill this guy has to not be distracted by huge,loud machine all around him and to just get work done

“This is for all the workaholics out there who don’t have time to eat” **takes 3 months to build**

@TheOgplayer29Bacon

3 жыл бұрын

Want me know if you are ready to start this week

@Akmarizam

3 жыл бұрын

@Anton Louis it's not like you can do anything about it

@LITTL3MON5TER

2 жыл бұрын

@Anton Louis go and cry about it?

@aalanm6662

2 жыл бұрын

222

You can’t convince me this isn’t the dude that set up the home alone contraption thing

@jdubonyt2715

4 жыл бұрын

U right me neither

@franklinemmie

4 жыл бұрын

You can’t convince me he did it with somebody.

@prob-a-bob4438

4 жыл бұрын

of course he did not do it by himself there no way the camera men did not help him

@OverlordOfCats

4 жыл бұрын

Childhood: Kevin McAlister Adulthood: Joseph Old: John Kramer/Jigsaw

@22_balamaniraja58

3 жыл бұрын

@@prob-a-bob4438 maybe the camera recording is also done by a contraption made by him

The coffee was the only thing that failed and caught on cam And also i love the music

0:28 imagine that spoon hitting his teeth 😬

@garikm24

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@scratchboi28

3 жыл бұрын

I would make that a meme by adding a Minecraft anvil sound

1:41 he looks so calm!!!!!!!!

@dogsareawesome9197

3 жыл бұрын

@Savage Spy1502 what

@dogsareawesome9197

3 жыл бұрын

@Savage Spy1502 oh you meant way

@giarnovanzeijl399

3 жыл бұрын

If you look carefully he does lean away.

Wow! What an awesome machine! We loved every minute of it! From the tape measure to the cupcake. You even made reading patreon supporters interesting!

Joseph you’re an absolute legend, love your work!

Joseph, you are wonderful, thank you for making my day. My good acquaintance, Chakib, has introduced me to your performance and now I am going to follow you. Thanks again and good luck with your future builds. Cheers

Alternative Title: How To Blow People’s Minds In 4 Mins.

@DustBowlcat

4 жыл бұрын

And a compted

@silberkatze2326

4 жыл бұрын

First time?

@Jesus_Christistheonlyway

4 жыл бұрын

SilberKatze no....

@eileenmcglinchey1180

4 жыл бұрын

it’s so much more work than it’s worth

Just imagine if the one spining light bulbs just smashed into his head and the video immediately ends

@user-lm6dp5cd7f

4 жыл бұрын

كتفنبنلنمبمبمبملنلان اتم

@Pstefii

4 жыл бұрын

I got so anxious there

@userblock5086

4 жыл бұрын

Parashockx la lalala la.. la lala.. lalala la

@jackieaponte167

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fishinside

4 жыл бұрын

YES!!!

its so impressive how Joseph can make these machines with normal house products

My favorite part has to be the delivery of the asparagus, I dont know why but the way it dives into the sauce and lifts back up to his face just kills me

1982:we will have flying cars in the future 2020: D I N N E R F E E D E R

2019: The lunch feeder 2020: The dinner feeder 2021: thE bREakFaSt fEeDeR

@JosephsMachines

4 жыл бұрын

김재성 yep pretty much, although actually it’s gonna be the Brunch Feeder because I already have a breakfast machine!

@elonmush4793

4 жыл бұрын

​@@JosephsMachines What About Second Breakfast? And Elevnses?

@ArYaSeNic

4 жыл бұрын

3000:the all meal feeder

@neo0732

4 жыл бұрын

LOL XD

@Mac33299

4 жыл бұрын

2022: Desserts feeder/server? Edit: not related to the cake server by the way

This is the best Maschine of You I saw til now.

I'm new here, but already am in love with this channel

Him waiting for the next bite of food:👁👄👁

@kingroaster8608

3 жыл бұрын

@NaBao Fastest Cooking 2 not all people are lazy!

I'm so glad you kept that blooper in there.

You make yourself happy making videos. I would like to call you a big eater.

How the cupcake jumped directly to mouth was cool.🤣

Doesn’t have time to eat but has time to build this entire contraption

@_JustAnotherKid__

4 жыл бұрын

r/whoosh

@datblueguy

4 жыл бұрын

Just another kid you just got r/woooshed while trying to r/woooosh

@artbysareena.5244

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr ahhahahaahahah

@Shenanigans0911

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe somebody else built it for him 🤔

@radhabasu9525

3 жыл бұрын

Stop complaining

That's a real Joseph's machine! I like it! Very fun and good timings!

Title: Dinner Feeding Me: Sitting peacefully while the machine is working

3:21 imagine if that tea / drink fall on his shirt and laptop😂 3:30 don't imagine now it's a reality😂😂

0:29 excellent catch!

Joseph:do you want to see the most illegal thing I own? 0:35

@gengalakshmisugumar5574

3 жыл бұрын

?

when your coffe hit your face for no reason at all🤣

lol when he is about to read the extra special thanks and the coffee spills on him xd

Category : Entertainment Yes it is quite fun to watch people work and eat youtube.

@manjubagri1385

3 жыл бұрын

He is less

That's a nice machine but what bothers me is how 50% of the peas fell of the spoon

@ArYaSeNic

4 жыл бұрын

true

@JosephsMachines

4 жыл бұрын

it’s more like 80% sorry to say

@cmccftqt4277

4 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines lol but it wasn't that much that fell of the spoon 50% is more logical

@ivanoracko3386

4 жыл бұрын

Mojamalap

@laurence1589

4 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines you might want a bigger spoon

2:24, dude perfect watching this:"YEEEAAAAAH, LETS GOOOOO"

I love that a ball goes down while he was reading the credits and he went out of focus😂

I have not seen like this type of creative in my entire life,💯

@lll9409

3 жыл бұрын

Please check Back to the future movie 1. It has a similar device in the beginning ;)

I can’t believe I never knew this guy existed. I call dibs on him for the apocalypse... but I’m sure he would be the leader... so I guess I’m calling dibs on one of his team slots... 🤣🤣 ... I always wanted friends who could do these things...

@kirayu1

4 жыл бұрын

Ashley M. I call shotgun

@beybladeandrewb820

4 жыл бұрын

I call back seat

@pk_-vb4cp

4 жыл бұрын

I call the next best thing

By the way, you made my favorite videos from my childhood I used to watch you when I was four But now I’m eight❤😊

This guy was my fave KZreadr when I was 8 and he still is

No problem, this one is worth viewing more than once

3:30 was the funniest moment

So hardworking stuff u r doing..it requires so much of brain...great.. ❤️❤️

Give this man a reward.

1:04 Is no one going to talk about how he ate that potato in a single bite?

@lunarpitch

4 жыл бұрын

Wait that's not normal?

@roseberry-nj2ux

4 жыл бұрын

Texas Psych Nurse He said somewhere in the comments it was a potato

@calimango7926

Жыл бұрын

.....did you see the video where he stuffed half an entire eclair in his mouth?

@APorLa16_RMA

Жыл бұрын

@@calimango7926did

So so underrated. I just found my new favorite channel

My day starts with your video

i was looking for your channel for 2 years

I still watched it again cause it’s THAT AWESOME! Love your vids and keep up the awesome work!

@JosephsMachines

4 жыл бұрын

Hayden Troyer thanks my friend!

@haydentroyer8322

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t mention it! 🙂

Wife:honey how do you want dinner to be serve Joseph:

This will forever be my favourite

Awesome! I watched this video when i was 4 or 6 or maybe 5 i really liked it. I actually want to watch it. Now i finally found you!! Keep up the good work Joseph

Mom: DON'T PLAY WITH UR FOOD!!! Me:

When ur hungry but don’t wanna get up:

2:21 Perfect Cake Shot

Me: You know, I think before to long he'll spill the coffee. (spills coffee) Me: yep

This shows how good u r at physics!!

you think one of those bloopers involved him getting a lightbulb stuck in his head

My brain:MMMMMM YUMMY CHOCOLATE me: *not thinking it's a chocolate cake thing*

Wow that's amazing!

He had made all the vids with keeping social distancing 😂😂 since the covid was not there from that time..Hats off to this guy..🙏🙏

You’re a god, Joseph! So much effort goes into these. And the result is amusing and satisfying. YAY

First Time in KZread I see the person which deserve the billions viewer👍👍

I watch this video with my teacher!I love this video!😍😘

*This is so cool. That's all I can say. God bless*

@charles-ingvarjonsson7554

4 жыл бұрын

Ķĺj ķœü be hero och jag har 3MINUTER SKA JAG STÄDA MEN JAG TYCKER AT TJEJENA OCH HARRY VINER KURIOSA OCH HARRY POTTER FILMEN VAR BRA YU THE BUDDY ATT DET INTE SPELA SÅ FÅR NI EN VIDEO PÅ VALPAR I VIDEON MED MER ÄN VAD DET INNEBÄR FÖR JAG TYCKER AT TJEJENA OCH HARRY VINER KURIOSA OCH HARRY POTTER FILMEN VAR BRA YU THE BUDDY ATT DET INTE SPELA SÅ FÅR NI EN VIDEO PÅ VALPAR I VIDEON MED MER ÄN VAD DET INNEBÄR FÖR dig då är en blandning av Hitchcocks att du ska kunna gå vidare till kassan för att fullfölja sina planer och

My guess is that this project must took 10 mathematicians 10 physic professors 10 engineers 10 day to bild. I think is insane awesome.

Nice catch for the cupcakes 😂😋😂😋😂

Gracias Joseph, tus vídeos le encantan a mi hijo y a mi😄

Every time I re-watch these I notice something different. Like the gravy sitting on the kitchen scale, moving the needle to push a ball.

I wonder how many times he spilled the coffee

@starcortes

4 жыл бұрын

He spilled just one

@Mia.4lifee

4 жыл бұрын

While he was making the machine

you'r a physics master! creation brings value things!

I like how he yelled “OH GOSH!!“ When a coffee spilled on him. 3:30

2:15 is best

You’re pleasantly sweet ahah anyway amazing job, so much clever work

@dimasi8t3albares74

3 жыл бұрын

8ui

@bombdropgaming5808

3 жыл бұрын

Dat his job

Joseph Is the mr. Bean of Russia, exactly like mr. Bean, because there are lots of fails behind camera but the successes are awesome

Nice music selection like always

Me: what if the chicken hits him in the head Video: nah Bloopers: right that down so we don’t forget

‘What’s your rating for dinner?’ Me: ‘1000 out of 10!’

That looks. So satisfying

When the last ball hits the cup😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Spectacular!!! Great efforts by the team......Ig in the near future people will use these techniques to make work more easier.....Amazing concept and beautifully depicted.

Let’s just accept the fact that he can fit a whole potato in his mouth.

@kaitlin6184

4 жыл бұрын

*•Smol Boba Devil•*, was it a mini potato?

@JosephsMachines

4 жыл бұрын

If you practice enough you can do anything

@betalol7053

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph's Machines :o Imma start practicing then uwu

@syph3155

4 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines yep

@marcushngz2502

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a meatball

I'll still be hungry after this dinner

Always makes my day

This is incredible

I watch this when I’m hungry.

You can see his sorrow on the fifth marble, and coffee spill, then his IDC face the second time

The most longest, dangerous and laziest way to eat: Btw I couldn't imagine how long this took and to fix the bloopers/fails respect, man