I love how you put that hand on the drill and then it’s whacking his face😂😂😂

Joseph: Gets abused by a mop trying to rub in moisturizer- Also Joseph: ItS pErfEct

@P4r4gu4y0

3 жыл бұрын

1:00 2:00 3:00 4:00 5:00 6:00 7:00 8:00

@arfansthename

2 жыл бұрын

well it's certainly better than a rubber hand

@aileendurac7380

2 жыл бұрын

@@P4r4gu4y0 RFMFJFJRKR

@Naturefunyoutube

Жыл бұрын

Balloon pops argggghhhhaaaa

@Naturefunyoutube

Жыл бұрын

1:10 he gets obliterated by water

Setting up all that isn't easy, he is a genius

Can we appreciate...his hardwork...😊❣

@Dorrywww

2 жыл бұрын

yeah

@arfansthename

2 жыл бұрын

the machines do it themselves tho

@shannondavis4341

2 жыл бұрын

no

@logan7156

Жыл бұрын

@@shannondavis4341 no

@thehamman2998

Жыл бұрын

@@logan7156 no

1930: "In the Future we wiil have flying cars" Future:

Lol rubbing moisturiser yourself is better than getting slapped in the face by a rubber hand with extreme pressure 😂

@evieo5404

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@KadenMeidinger1

3 жыл бұрын

Power not pressure, pressure is corresponded with psi air or water pressure, power is the correct word just the grammar police helping you out

@TC-th1ey

2 жыл бұрын

Please cite the academic study and data that supports your hypothesis.

@pocom2275

2 жыл бұрын

army

@Farleigh1050

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

When the balloon popped and he screamed I just died of laughter

@rihamelkholi7514

3 жыл бұрын

LOL IKR

@SSWolfie404

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO I DID TOO

@Road-to-1000

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Road-to-1000

3 жыл бұрын

Also when the hand flung off the drill

@happykids1954

3 жыл бұрын

If you just died then how did comment

Really cool to see that there is research and development for these contraptions

The first face washer is perfect if you don't want to get up.

@hanselPMH3

3 жыл бұрын

u can use it into a message on your back HAHAH

@pamburger474

3 жыл бұрын

Just make sure not to drown

@user-wz2ot5eg5d

3 жыл бұрын

Тыгде

@user-wz2ot5eg5d

3 жыл бұрын

Тыгде

@potassium_3292

3 жыл бұрын

*drowns

Joseph : I am preety ? . . Camera man : this what my wife says😂😂😂😂

The way that machine applying moisturizer😂😂😂Lmao😆

*gets slapped by a rubber hand* Joseph: I need something softer *gets slapped by a mop which isn’t softer* Joseph: It’s perfect!

@bigmacwilley1397

Жыл бұрын

High h BBC would have to help with that

@ahah_you_cant_know_my_irl_name

9 ай бұрын

Nah how bout a microwave

@dazzlingdexter5060

4 ай бұрын

😂 I'm dying

Him: you don’t want to get the bed soaking wet 39 seconds later

@untypical-e1564

3 жыл бұрын

@Juniper Russ guess i’ll *drown*

@AlexVR2013

3 жыл бұрын

@@untypical-e1564 dammmmmm boy 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙 ♥ 😍 ❤ ✨ 👦 💙

@ummlolok1603

3 жыл бұрын

@@AlexVR2013 wth

@jetbloxian7539

3 жыл бұрын

@@ummlolok1603 exactly

"Do I look pretty?" LMAO 🤣

@jacobrousseau3860

3 жыл бұрын

pretty ugly

@lingai7743

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 wait wait you forgot to do the eye flutter when he said it

Who else got this randomly in the recommendations?

This guy is quite literally shaping the future-

@Crooques

3 жыл бұрын

So tumrue

@Crooques

3 жыл бұрын

True

@shaziyaansari4342

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Phonkshits

3 жыл бұрын

Yes you are right Love from Bangladesh💙💙

@zilanhassan1715

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crooques 0pl

Great entertainment, great machines and great comedy! Joseph, you're the one person the world needs right now.

1:08 Joseph took that waterboarding like a champ

@azfarahsan

3 жыл бұрын

hi doodlechaos!

@gksnd

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@KnightIA

3 жыл бұрын

This comment will blow up like if it did

@user-jb7df2fb6s

3 жыл бұрын

オーマーイーガー

@sweetcookiebigdreams7011

3 жыл бұрын

🥲😁

2:56 is something I could watch all day and not get tired of 🤣😂

This seems a lot harder then my normal morning routine

@audreydanielle03

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly 😂

@Paladhn

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@konthoujampepe2692

3 жыл бұрын

@@Paladhn pppp

@twinxiest3116

3 жыл бұрын

i lik dis

@BillyFromNYC

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree!

This will be one of those videos that appear in people’s recommended in like 8 years

@iervo3899

4 ай бұрын

It only took 2 years

@EvanGachaLife1

2 ай бұрын

Now 3 years

Idk who this guy is, but I’m so glad KZread recommended his channel to me 😄 These are some Wallace and Grommit level inventions 😂😭😭

How this doesn't have 25 million views is amazing. The comedy timing is perfect.

I always get late for my work Him: and i took that personally

@adamc.m.2145

3 жыл бұрын

lol

This certainly is easier than doing it all by hand...

@hypercubing5710

3 жыл бұрын

exactly

@KayTheKaiju

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact : that right 😂

@shadowowl6322

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH!!!!!! FOR SUREEEEEE!!!

@KayTheKaiju

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowowl6322 apakah anda orang indo?

@shadowowl6322

3 жыл бұрын

@@KayTheKaiju Busyeeettt!!! Heiiii!!! Bagaimana anda bisa menyimpulkan, kalau diri saya yang lemah ini adalah orang dengan kewarganegaraan Indonesia ? wkwkwkwk Anda DUKUN YAAA ???

When the ballon popped I laughed so hard 😂

@chinnyokonkwo5162

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😂

@morx3404

3 жыл бұрын

@@chinnyokonkwo5162 Haha 😂

@Vasska_playz

2 жыл бұрын

Me to 😂😂😂😂

@peterkowalewski7414

4 ай бұрын

Me theree

When he screamed when the balloon popped made me laugh so hard

This was great. I was looking up Rube Goldberg machines and when I originally clicked on this video I thought it was just going to show the final result, not him going through how he makes it. That's awesome and I love the humor you add to it! I'll definitely be checking out the rest of your videos!

4:47 - think we found out how 'The Donald' gets ready in the morning.

@leoscoillat8655

3 жыл бұрын

I think you miswrote "Wallace".

@earthtraverse8714

3 жыл бұрын

Wow lol no kidding

@harlbertmayerh7523

3 жыл бұрын

Trumq

@icrazyy1100

3 жыл бұрын

Donald trump?

@texyrexy

3 жыл бұрын

@@icrazyy1100 is there someone else known as 'The Donald' who also has an orange face?

Bro get off KZread and go work for NASA… we need you❤

@Mrpicklepants

10 күн бұрын

Yeah

LOL. it actually looked better at the end! Love this!

7:40 can’t stop laughing lmao

@Vasska_playz

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

@brixbuildz

Жыл бұрын

I died after the first one lmaoooo

I always laugh so hard during these

@izzylay1132

3 жыл бұрын

Same~ 😂

@shannondavis4341

2 жыл бұрын

when

Wow, it actually works pretty well :D

1:43 Joseph :aaa Text day ,my friend asked me what Joseph scared Me: balloon bomb

This was awsome the makeup applier was super neat the first one not so good lol

3:49 my fav song ride of the valkyries. thanks

i love how the sponge in the face wash machine is shaped like a flower😂😂

I died laughing cause of the wash makeup thing

8:04 lmao The machines are quite nice but geez this is funny😂😂,goodwork Joseph😄

You use your hands to create such a amazing machineries buy why can't you use that hands in doing easy daily life works. BTW I really love all your machinery.😍😍

The makeup stamp works so much better than expected. I wonder why it doesn't exist yet

That one kid in a movies room:

Thank you for giving me several good laughs this morning!

2:55 i died laughing

YES, you DO look pretty Joseph, pretty hilarious. You're worth a million laughs.

@shannondavis4341

2 жыл бұрын

your life isnt worth it

Every mistake he maKes I laugh do hard I cry 😂🤣😂

It feels like watching a horror movie at the first time when it really starts, but ended a comedy! Did any one says that you remind me of Sheldon in “Big Bang”? Well done!

A watering can pouring on my face would definitely wake me up in the morning

YAY , It is the Machine Guy xD

Can someone explain to me why he literally gets makeup, water, and other stuff all for us? Please support him he puts in so much effort for us ❤

I started laughing so hard when the light was just swinging around him.

3:42 Wow it's Perfect

In all of my years- I have NEVER E V E R heard of “eyebrow & lip protectors” someone pls explain ;-;

@blossom_cotton6274

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@khairulanuar7285

3 жыл бұрын

same

@mannguyen3970

3 жыл бұрын

He put cut strips of wax paper and used a form of light glue

@mj1310

3 жыл бұрын

I think he stuck stickers to his face 😂

@thatoneteddybearinyourchil8319

3 жыл бұрын

Same

3:30 ✨Human car wash✨

Thanks for the creativity Josephs..

2:20 I think I've seen this part before just without the spoon.

2:40 when you forgot your exam is today

When The Hand Was Swinging It Was Pike Slapping Him😅😅😅😂

that "AHH" after the balloon pops gets me everytime

Jeez, the spoilers at the beginning are brutal. I was looking forward to discovering all the funny stuff from watching it go. Thanks for the cool machine video! I love your videos! I just wish you would explain it all at the end instead of the beginning.

@JosephsMachines

3 жыл бұрын

This is actually quite useful feedback, thanks! I'm curious if other people had this experience too? The reason I put in so much at the beginning is for people that aren't familiar with my work, I need to show them a lot to get them interested in watching the whole thing. But of course I don't want to give away too much or there's no point watching the rest. I'd love to hear what other people have to say, who else thought I gave away too much? I honestly thought the shots at the beginning were so fast that you barely have time to understand what's happening in them but maybe I'm wrong!

@christhebirb

3 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines Honestly, I like the way you did it with your cake server. Show the machine in one video, and do a follow-up where you explain the details.

@blackdeath39muffin45

3 жыл бұрын

First time here and tbh the beginning did attract me to watch the whole thing

@erikkennedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines Personally, I thought the way you set the scene was fine, and I'm not a first-time viewer by any means.

@mohitarathore7962

3 жыл бұрын

@@JosephsMachines Thank you

This things is pretty good tho 👍👍keep it up 🏆

@dirsirdmz

3 жыл бұрын

This is funny and cool 👍

l always have a great time watching your videos

This video ended a bad day on a high note. Thank you for turning our down curves☹️up 😊😊😊 !!

I always love to see your videos, keep it up :)

3:55 makeup machine. (puts the makeup on.) Joseph: "do I look pretty?" Me: yes you look AMAZING." 😂🤣lol oof!

Makeup applying was just osmm.... somebody hellpp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You are a genius pal. Pls carry on making all these wacky and useless tools. U really save my day. 😂👍🤣

Joseph : **tries the face washer* Also Joseph : **drowns and gets up*

@zhixinbalby133

3 жыл бұрын

to you

@zhixinbalby133

3 жыл бұрын

toyou like you

I can’t imagine me getting slapped in the face to get myself awake.

this is the perfect amount of genius!

“I know how I can make money on KZread, just turn my house into the Wallace and Gromit house, and film it!”

I have never laughed so much! Thank you Joseph! x

I was looking for your videos and I see it thank you for posting this😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are so smart with these machines

"Joshep you are a clever guy"

3:11 lol 😂 the hands smacking ü

This made my day! I am so happy

9 minutes of my life that wont come back ever!!

the makeup makes him look like donaldd trump

@savageboy_347

21 күн бұрын

😂😂

@ainsleymoloney9805

16 күн бұрын

Agreed 😂

@j4fproductions649

15 күн бұрын

I copied

5:40 lol

Best youtube content ever 😆👍

Perfect✔️ Thank you ❤️☺️

7:38 I love

Hey Joseph! I really love your videos and have a suggestion for something in the future! Maybe try making a machine that is re-usable and doesn’t have to be reset (maybe resets itself?)

Were on our way too The Jetsons . This dudes hysterical 🤣

Just saw this in my recommendations and I'm going to thank youtube for recommending me to this its a good channel

@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985

2 жыл бұрын

I just realized the video is uploaded 1 year ago😆

@kailerbenjaminzaldivar985

2 жыл бұрын

Still great video

You need a level of creativity to build and assemble these types of things

3:10 Joseph getting slapped by a power drill

I died laughing at makup portion...😂😂 Actually end part is also fun

That's cool, Good! 아이디어 좋습니다 ㅎㅎㅎ 재미있있네요 파이팅하세요 구독 좋아요

Fortunately, waking up 10 minutes early is not a challenge for me

1 word for you NOICE TA

@liamvf1069

3 жыл бұрын

That’s 2 words

@YouTubeClipsGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamvf1069 TA is a sound effect 😂

This is so fun i love it🥰

Getting some serious Wlalace and grommit vibes here. This is awesome!

2:23 is me Saturday evenings downtown

@brightax7502

2 жыл бұрын

Ayo

Definitely one of your funniest videos yet! Great job :)

Genius and creative guy!

Amazing! Extremely crazy! 🤪

Hello Folks! Here's my brand new waterboarding machine! ;) CIA has already ordered ;)