This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things | Arma 3

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The military of the Czech Republic assaults a militarized separatist group in what was supposed to be a simple mop up operation. However once both the Ignis Logistics and Flight Corp got involved things began to get a bit quirky.
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  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor2 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I made this video an eon ago then promptly forgot it existed. Thankfully at some point I remembered it was real so have some logistical and piloting mishaps! Thanks for stopping by!

  • @eggman4519

    @eggman4519

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey rubix, love your videos, keep up the great work!

  • @stevenhussey9228

    @stevenhussey9228

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ain't gonna lie quail I think um we don't talk about quails flying but yes loved and you inspired me to get arma 3 so thx and have a great day rubixraptor

  • @Azr365

    @Azr365

    2 жыл бұрын

    I miss haarp😞

  • @billyfauve

    @billyfauve

    2 жыл бұрын

    does the media guy have a youtube channel ?

  • @admiraljet8111

    @admiraljet8111

    2 жыл бұрын

    This not as bad when i got nuked when playing Anastasi

  • @daleky1218
    @daleky12182 жыл бұрын

    1:01 "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" this man went back in time before 1993 just to avoid them

  • @TheAKgunner

    @TheAKgunner

    Жыл бұрын

    And the debt collectors STILL found him!

  • @alexfrost2799
    @alexfrost27992 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I wonder if Ignis constantly makes stupid decisions that gets everyone killed just for the memes. I also wonder if they can out-chaos and out-stupid ZF Clan

  • @nicklasfalkenbergandersen9251

    @nicklasfalkenbergandersen9251

    2 жыл бұрын

    ZF are stupid, but Ignis somehow surpass em on every level

  • @dj11o9er

    @dj11o9er

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ignis is a band of glorious warriors whose power is beyond our comprehension. ZF are just a buncha morons playing games :)

  • @DeafLord18

    @DeafLord18

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Gemini both fail objectives after too many friendly fire incidents. Also too many doodles on map to coordinate operations.

  • @welkingunther5417

    @welkingunther5417

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DeafLord18 Sounds like a good time

  • @snow1marco

    @snow1marco

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DeafLord18 hey! That’d be insulting if any of them could read!

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote2 жыл бұрын

    Jay: “HOWDY! As you may know, the group I play with is a little off...” Me: *”A LITTLE!?!”*

  • @TheRealFrozenFire

    @TheRealFrozenFire

    2 жыл бұрын

    Understatement of the EON

  • @gaiusmarius4209

    @gaiusmarius4209

    2 жыл бұрын

    i love how he was like "there are however TWO groups which are even MORE deranged... and did NOT mention Cyphers.... "goon platoon" OORRRRR the SCP known only as: "Tails"

  • @Voron_Aggrav

    @Voron_Aggrav

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gaiusmarius4209 just means that they weren't able to outperform those two on this occasion

  • @binglee8000

    @binglee8000

    2 жыл бұрын

    Indeed

  • @Capcam442

    @Capcam442

    2 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t he make a video calling Ignis a threat to the universe which is true

  • @haonsuni8146
    @haonsuni81462 жыл бұрын

    I feel like if Logi went on a strike in ignis it'd be like the french revolt, but with demonic entities and a fuckton of tank flipping

  • @TheAKgunner

    @TheAKgunner

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most definitely.

  • @jonhg92

    @jonhg92

    2 жыл бұрын

    The council demands heads to roll.

  • @astrodreamer946

    @astrodreamer946

    2 жыл бұрын

    You could probably make that concept into an SCP op.

  • @ElFeN69WoLf

    @ElFeN69WoLf

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ignis’ efficiency might go up...

  • @88thdeathkoregrenadier68

    @88thdeathkoregrenadier68

    Жыл бұрын

    do you remeber wich video they made the portal in? i want to watch it but cant figure out wich one it is

  • @mightymidget1306
    @mightymidget13062 жыл бұрын

    My favorite running gag of Ignis is most definitely "TERRY TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!"

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega44222 жыл бұрын

    And this is why quail are FLIGHTLESS birds This video contains: evil councils 1:09 mad heli pilots 1:43 war crimes 2:53 screams of terror 3:30 off-camera atrocities 8:52 unexplained Phenomena 5:19 AT hijinks 6:05 6:52 7:10 7:40 mass truck drops 8:04 and explosions of varying intensity and hilarity 4:05 4:40 5:32 6:28 7:05 7:15 In short, a standard Ignis operation

  • @airplanemaniacgaming7877

    @airplanemaniacgaming7877

    Жыл бұрын

    not to mention that during said mass truck drop, you can hear Through The Fire And Flames" in the background.

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker Жыл бұрын

    Raptor: "That had to be the worst insertion I was ever a part of" Quail *Jack Sparrow voice*: "But you were inserted?"

  • @opossumactual3432
    @opossumactual34322 жыл бұрын

    HOWDY is such a strong yet chaotic way of greeting people. When someone says howdy you know something has gone wrong.

  • @mcduck887
    @mcduck8872 жыл бұрын

    ah yes, Ignis, the most chaotic arma group you can find on this planet

  • @beta-7526

    @beta-7526

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea let's send them all to war and see if they make it back

  • @swordart7729

    @swordart7729

    2 жыл бұрын

    are they recruiting?

  • @mcduck887

    @mcduck887

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@swordart7729 no clue, actually don't play Arma

  • @beta-7526

    @beta-7526

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@swordart7729 ummm no idea I'm in the discord but I don't pay attention if they are I won't know check there discord

  • @swordart7729

    @swordart7729

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@beta-7526 is it the one in the description?

  • @lukejanysek6369
    @lukejanysek63692 жыл бұрын

    The level of love I have for Ignis and Jay is as infinite as the chances that Ignis gets into some new chaos each video. Love your work and thank you for the fantastic video!

  • @rawkth5996

    @rawkth5996

    2 жыл бұрын

    So 100%+?

  • @Captain_Rhodor
    @Captain_Rhodor2 жыл бұрын

    When the people who make sure you have what you need and get you where you need to go are the insane ones of your group, things can only end well XD Also it's nice to see that Quail is continuing his trend of being JUST responsible enough to get into important positions but chaotic enough to ensure that said positions are a total fustercluck

  • @ironrage4459
    @ironrage44592 жыл бұрын

    Commander: our forces need to take this objective, who do we have in the area. Officer: Uh...well...Ignis Core...sir. Commander: Oh god help us.

  • @Warlordrex5
    @Warlordrex52 жыл бұрын

    When logi and air are combined all I imagine is someone like quail being questioned on why he’s pushing a “daisy cutter” out of a plane and saying: “Well they request munition resupply but they didn’t clarify.”

  • @dranreb9176
    @dranreb91762 жыл бұрын

    I live in Czech Republic and yes, this is exactly how every plane looks in here. 2:01

  • @HerrHloz

    @HerrHloz

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ne asi 🤣

  • @legoeasycompany
    @legoeasycompany2 жыл бұрын

    I love that Ignis is the group that hears a BMP on the other side of wall, sees it blasting said wall, and still climbs over it :)

  • @dj11o9er

    @dj11o9er

    2 жыл бұрын

    Tbf they engaged Arachnids in melee combat with fists and baseball bats. They probably wanted to challenge it directly

  • @erik3259
    @erik32592 жыл бұрын

    8:48 god that scene was wonderful a whole platoon climbing over a wall

  • @therogue353
    @therogue3532 жыл бұрын

    I mean it just makes sense. In a MilSim game where most people are having fun running around shooting baddies, the guys who *choose* to do logistics and transportation are gonna be a bit odd. This is not a diss on logistics, I fucking love logistics

  • @patus588
    @patus5882 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the power of Ignis in which as long as everything is going well something bad always has to happen

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina2 жыл бұрын

    Couple things- 1. I have a feeling this is only the beginning of Logi's revenge for the pain they have gone through during certain Ops. 2. Please tell me Quail has had his pilot's license revoked?

  • @DarkDodger

    @DarkDodger

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also, has anyone actually seen his license? And if so, was it drawn in crayon, on a napkin? I have suspicions.

  • @Voron_Aggrav

    @Voron_Aggrav

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DarkDodger mean there was the question if it was luck or not

  • @julianhayes9043

    @julianhayes9043

    2 жыл бұрын

    Considering that this is Ignis I wouldn't be surprised if Quail somehow was commended for his actions

  • @amraniussilber5244

    @amraniussilber5244

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@DarkDodger this imply a meaning that Ignis accepted quail's license to begin with... which is worse lmao.

  • @kappakappa1307

    @kappakappa1307

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@julianhayes9043 aaa

  • @cyrilcoufal
    @cyrilcoufal2 жыл бұрын

    Czech guy here, so many things are so accurate to the Czech military in this video :D and if there would be any more Czech missions, I would love to play too.

  • @ASE_DISSENTER

    @ASE_DISSENTER

    Жыл бұрын

    Man our military is just chaotic

  • @datoevans1596
    @datoevans15962 жыл бұрын

    imagine being new at Ignis and u get asign to one of those groups... incoming severe trauma will be reduced to ZERO :D

  • @Voron_Aggrav

    @Voron_Aggrav

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sink or swim, if you can't swim well you're in the wrong place anyway 🤣

  • @fhdnrixnrusnk3803
    @fhdnrixnrusnk38032 жыл бұрын

    Logi is what happens if the government spent all their money of trucks

  • @notthed6534

    @notthed6534

    2 жыл бұрын

    Based government

  • @Ultimus31

    @Ultimus31

    2 жыл бұрын

    TRUCK WEEK, BABY 🚚

  • @bricenray7997
    @bricenray79972 жыл бұрын

    8:08 “You know our motto, we deliver!

  • @PenumbranWolf
    @PenumbranWolf2 жыл бұрын

    I love the idea that the tank was blasting music so loud that enemy troops could hear their doom.

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy2 жыл бұрын

    2:28 impossible. weren't you a part of AT LEAST one military insertion where EVERYBODY died in less than a minute? XD

  • @Voron_Aggrav

    @Voron_Aggrav

    2 жыл бұрын

    Mean at this point we probably can make a video purely on clips where he says that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wolfyboy

    @wolfyboy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Voron_Aggrav true dat. XD

  • @MrMonkey11
    @MrMonkey112 жыл бұрын

    There is a reason flightless birds are not able to FLY!

  • @notthed6534
    @notthed65342 жыл бұрын

    My man really started the video off with a "the floor here is made of floor" type sentence.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri2 жыл бұрын

    The Logi team is incredibly accurate to real life it's uncanny.

  • @anarchyandempires5452
    @anarchyandempires54522 жыл бұрын

    I love how one winged Angel plays every time a tank shows up.

  • @ThatGuyInTheBack007

    @ThatGuyInTheBack007

    2 жыл бұрын

    That definitely gave me a chuckle each time.

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H2 жыл бұрын

    I like how completely unhinged Ignis operations are. Lots of arma stuff I see are people taking shit WAY too seriously. Definitely prefer the way you boys handle things.

  • @joshuanissen8803
    @joshuanissen88032 жыл бұрын

    "Man up and take more pictures!" "IM OUT OF FILM"

  • @ziwrex5557
    @ziwrex55572 жыл бұрын

    As a Czech I have to say this is my favourite episode.

  • @tinywhale3954
    @tinywhale39542 жыл бұрын

    I like how you voice trails off after quail blames the other helicopters camoflage

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker65622 жыл бұрын

    7:53 I’m pretty sure that if that happened in real life, his pants would be ripped clean off from the speed alone 😂

  • @warbrand2
    @warbrand22 жыл бұрын

    Oh you should really make Logi an enemy in an upcomming op. they once again summoned evil, pulling mechs, tanks, demons all because someone didn't fill out the right form. Everyone needs to push their way through the logi's army just to fill out the form then everything stops being hostile.

  • @Kirkmaximus
    @Kirkmaximus2 жыл бұрын

    Gwad, the editing in this video is top tier. From the international flight sketch to the well placed boss music; to the death screams of the troops. The fact that a major studio hasn't hired him yet is their loss and a serious gain for his YT fans. XD Thanks for the short, but fun video Jay.

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala13092 жыл бұрын

    "I know the group I play with is... a little off." In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.

  • @YoGaming11
    @YoGaming112 жыл бұрын

    I can't wait to see this hilarious channel blow up. Jay, you are a 10/10 KZreadr with amazing editing!

  • @jester4057
    @jester40572 жыл бұрын

    As both a Czech and an Ignis member, i feel like i can safely say that this pleases Glorbodesh

  • @davevwav
    @davevwav2 жыл бұрын

    As a Czech, I can confirm this is how our Military works.

  • @chickendude1695
    @chickendude16952 жыл бұрын

    3:16 This is clearly just a normal camera, however as the Technical operates at a quantum level he altered it (blew it up) by observing it

  • @jacobpeterson4071
    @jacobpeterson40712 жыл бұрын

    Hey it's my favorite content creator on youtube! Hope you're well Rubix always great to see what you put out!

  • @canvas520
    @canvas5202 жыл бұрын

    You know the more of Jay and Cypher I watch, the more I believe that anyone being part of Ignis is like jumping into a deep fryer and immediately turbo drying in an air fryer.

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity2 жыл бұрын

    The distant one winged angel bits broke me XD

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion3 ай бұрын

    Quail before flight: " My instruments are gone. " Mid landing " WHOA MY INSTRUMENTS ARE GONE. " Bird brain.

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 Жыл бұрын

    I'm glad that the "Take a picture of it Terry!" is still a thing.

  • @cccvc5615
    @cccvc56152 жыл бұрын

    “Quail non of the people you dropped off are alive”. “That’s kinda funny”-quail

  • @Boot72
    @Boot722 жыл бұрын

    8:00 okay that's pretty awesome

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob00772 жыл бұрын

    5:23 That's like a Care Package Kill right there.

  • @neonbatteries4389
    @neonbatteries43895 ай бұрын

    5:06 poor quail is trying everything he can to avoid being court martialed

  • @Retrocidal
    @Retrocidal2 жыл бұрын

    Nice to see people having fun on Arma still :)

  • @squirrelonmapletree
    @squirrelonmapletree2 жыл бұрын

    I'm just amazed at the assortment of ... personalities. What a group!

  • @DarrenMalin
    @DarrenMalin2 жыл бұрын

    that ammo crate landing on you hear cracked me up lol :)

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner2 жыл бұрын

    5:22 Quail had that coming.

  • @randombassist1180
    @randombassist11802 жыл бұрын

    I think the best repeating bit is "TAKE A PICTURE OF IT TERRY!" lmao

  • @davidlivingston9169
    @davidlivingston91692 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure the whole “opening a portal to hell” was actually YOUR FAULT, cause your guys couldn’t earn the requisition needed to pay back the loan on those Knights!!!!

  • @Doug464
    @Doug4642 жыл бұрын

    The algorithm has blessed me with a funny arma man's Get subbed to and keep up the amazing work

  • @d00mg4ze
    @d00mg4ze2 жыл бұрын

    The Sepheroth theme playing over the tanks fucking slays. That should simply remain the sound of enemy armor rolling onto your position.

  • @frankieperson1275
    @frankieperson1275 Жыл бұрын

    Its like an outer body experience when we switch camera view while rubixraptor is still in the shot.

  • @berfmerp4904
    @berfmerp4904 Жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for jinx every time you pan over to his pov. Funny still seeing his entire body becoming a living pile of shredded human.

  • @spartanstone837
    @spartanstone8372 жыл бұрын

    The camera man firing off a submachinegun was great

  • @5peciesunkn0wn
    @5peciesunkn0wn Жыл бұрын

    damn. I want a playlist of all the times the Press has been embedded in your ops lol.

  • @silvorthegrand6976
    @silvorthegrand69762 жыл бұрын

    An experience as always, good job

  • @JoshFincannon
    @JoshFincannon2 жыл бұрын

    2:47 that's what she said

  • @spicetea4060
    @spicetea40602 жыл бұрын

    Another great video 👍

  • @jamesc8209
    @jamesc82092 жыл бұрын

    Just discovered this channel, great content, best type of gaming content

  • @tankbreaker8880
    @tankbreaker88802 жыл бұрын

    I like to think that the camera that the cameraman is holding is a special edition camera with a built-in rocket launcher for self-defense and he keeps pushing the wrong button 😂

  • @de4dxace849
    @de4dxace8492 жыл бұрын

    I've been looking forward to this, ever since I've seen every other Ignis member upload it

  • @JoshuOfficial
    @JoshuOfficial2 жыл бұрын

    Great vid as always! Just curious, what controls those notifications about enemy attacks on a location or a new FOB is constructed? Is that a mod?

  • @bluebeans8968
    @bluebeans89682 жыл бұрын

    is it just me or when Rubix starts the video with ''howdy'', I know its gunna be aa good video...

  • @Azr365
    @Azr3652 жыл бұрын

    Always nice when you post :)

  • @jasonadams4321
    @jasonadams43212 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the most enjoyable videos in a while! 😂

  • @garaltxabushi8214
    @garaltxabushi82142 жыл бұрын

    God I love these videos your whole group makes me laugh so hard I wish I can join the chaos

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy10 ай бұрын

    “That was the worst insertion of my life” -Jay, that’s not going away 😊

  • @alexmullins1765
    @alexmullins17652 жыл бұрын

    Rubix I got arma specifically because of your videos and while it has a learning curve, I find it amazing!

  • @Guardian-lz5rk
    @Guardian-lz5rk2 жыл бұрын

    And that was the most chaotic Ignis video yet. And that's saying something

  • @wildi1687
    @wildi168710 ай бұрын

    "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" and somehow still ended up in Virolahti, which is in Finland :D

  • @moonwukong1024
    @moonwukong10248 ай бұрын

    Terry: Im here to take pictures and take lives. *And im all out of film*

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation2 жыл бұрын

    Ngl Logi looks kinda fun. There’s something about taking a job where you’re intended to support the guys in front with stuff like vehicles, transport, and artillery… Then just ending up stuck on the frontline yourself lol

  • @Bricriu-gj9dd
    @Bricriu-gj9dd2 жыл бұрын

    Are you really sure that THIS is the reason why you can't have nice things?

  • @roughgalaxy7990
    @roughgalaxy79902 жыл бұрын

    you know when you end up in a coughing fit from laughing so hard within the FIRST TWO MINUTES... it's gonna be a good time.

  • @nickorlove7848
    @nickorlove78482 жыл бұрын

    MY new favorite episode, just amazing. Lets hope the council keeps there dark magic strong.

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire2 жыл бұрын

    This entire video is just a collection of "[Insert Name] made a mistake that has doomed us all." moments.

  • @agent_dex8996
    @agent_dex89962 жыл бұрын

    At this point I'm pretty sure quail is an embodiment of chaos.

  • @HeroAndReporter
    @HeroAndReporter2 жыл бұрын

    A peaceful deployment turned into a waking nightmare? I didn’t know Commissar Ciaphas Cain got a video game.

  • @musicalarmageddon3926
    @musicalarmageddon39262 жыл бұрын

    New favorite confused person is Jinx. Just a vibe

  • @Blackwolfufk
    @Blackwolfufk Жыл бұрын

    "A Casualty filled hell scape" Isn't that every Ignis ops?🤣

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob00772 жыл бұрын

    1:23 I am strangely reminded of Aldaris... Amusing.

  • @rogue0117
    @rogue01172 жыл бұрын

    You should make like epic montage video, with like this metal rock playing in the back, tanks rolling in, tactical soldiers (you guys) tactically taking down threats, air crafts coming in full strength. Like a Michael bay film but better. And then at the end we could see the bloopers and horrors you had to go through into making it. I know damn well the ignis corps wont take it seriously when they get the chance.

  • @pabloteixido2155
    @pabloteixido21552 жыл бұрын

    You know very well everything is fubar when the iginis flying boi and the logi guys show up

  • @matusbarantal7630
    @matusbarantal76302 жыл бұрын

    3:47 , its a beloved vz58.

  • @blitzkrieg9943
    @blitzkrieg9943 Жыл бұрын

    Ignis VS ZF in PvP must happen one day

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime2 жыл бұрын

    I love how in all these videos you kill like 1 bad guy every time.

  • @hpcrewsmith22
    @hpcrewsmith222 жыл бұрын

    “Two specific branches” I immediately thought either Scorch, Quail or Tails.

  • @jonhg92
    @jonhg922 жыл бұрын

    That picture of a regular Joe in the forklift has some serious ominous vibes to it

  • @Average_Yandere
    @Average_Yandere2 жыл бұрын

    4:08 that dude was *Splungered*

  • @martingrayson
    @martingrayson2 жыл бұрын

    An Arma Op is never without a violation of the Geneva Checklist.

  • @IAmTanker
    @IAmTanker2 жыл бұрын

    Ignis Logi+Ignis Pilots=Ignis Dead

  • @SmeliqtPi4
    @SmeliqtPi42 жыл бұрын

    You guys got fucking lit up like mad! Is there even a Czeck army left after your operation?

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