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@ThatSlowTypingGuy3 жыл бұрын
"We ignored his sandcastle Empire." _I am fortifying this position._
@couriersix4252
2 жыл бұрын
i will reinstall the palace i am reinstalling the palace
@IshijimaKairo
2 жыл бұрын
*sentry going up*
@notajalapeno4442
Жыл бұрын
im the name of the emperor
@dasirrlicht54157 жыл бұрын
Dave, the one guy in Civilisation that kills Tanks with Trebuches. Allways works.
@scatman5225
5 жыл бұрын
bet you dident expect theese mac cannons lads
@CorrectsYou
5 жыл бұрын
Hey there handsome.
@johnmemes6447
5 жыл бұрын
Ammo
@KlavierMenn
4 жыл бұрын
Who said that a well launched rock can't flatten a tank?
@NikErrant
3 жыл бұрын
My strategy us alway to just make more money than the rest of the world combined. If they don't like it and try to make problems than I just buy an army in an instant and decide that their people dererve a better government
@Bram51Gaming6 жыл бұрын
So if I understand , dave basicaly used the orky tactic
@traitor1836
5 жыл бұрын
Dakka, Dakka, Dakka...
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
I'm now torn between my hatred of Xenos and hatred of Xeno tactics
@finaladvance5085
4 жыл бұрын
they did say, and I quote, "Daves armada of dakka" so 'Dakka' is an official xenos term
@gokbay3057
4 жыл бұрын
Seemed a lot like the UNSC to me
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@gokbay3057 Nah, not enough vaguely gun shaped ships with MACs down their lengths.
@daz2113 жыл бұрын
They were making high-tech custom-made state-of-the-art energy weapons that take years of development while Dave was just pumping out M3 grease guns
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Dave be making liberator pistols the size of a howitzer like they're bread.
@Rebellions
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah your shit can kill me... But can it kill *all* of me?
@daz211
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rebellions Mans was zerg rushing
@callmeginga3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is just Stellaris. "We have to reset, my system isn't optimal." Vs "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IM TOO DAMN TALL."
@yimingwang8037
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@medical-cyanide1526
2 ай бұрын
Except in this case it’s more “I’m too damn wide”
@xork41093 жыл бұрын
“Our tactics and technology are superior” Dave: my slugthrower goes BRRRRRRRRRRT
@AnakinandPadme1231
2 жыл бұрын
Aye
@theorangeoof926
Жыл бұрын
When Chinese fire ships actually somehow work against metal British ships by literally choking the people onboard with smoke
@bannaandeggs37054 жыл бұрын
Can't blame them Dave is using Soviet tactics
@MazaAzi
4 жыл бұрын
URA! URA! URA!
@18joshuab98
4 жыл бұрын
URRRAAAAAA
@overloader7900
4 жыл бұрын
Sluzhim sovetskomu soyusu!
@aronnemcsik
4 жыл бұрын
Keep throwing people at them eventually they run out of ammo
@sol-leksthewolf5854
3 жыл бұрын
Not surprising, honestly.
@killerofgems59236 жыл бұрын
Dave just followed Ork doctrine. I'm surprised the other players didn't adapt at all
@worldofwarcraftman2
5 жыл бұрын
they never thought of it nor had any reason. it was a tactic thought so useless they couldn't understand it. They also didn't understand the idea of tossing lives to the wind.
@ShadwSonic
5 жыл бұрын
In other words, by the time they realized there was a method to the madness, it was FAR too late to stop it.
When the mek ‘ponies attempt to reverse engineer the IED you made using nothing but red paint, a picture of an explosion, and a green rubber ducky.
@dashiellgillingham45795 жыл бұрын
I hear the description of the ships and I picture a gun with thrusters and a single crewman in a paper bag with a potted plant.
@houselemuellan8756
5 жыл бұрын
Crazy Dave? (Pvz)
@illegalmobster4847
4 жыл бұрын
seems likely tbh
@blacklancer3255
4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine an A-10 Thunderbolt II with nothing but guns
@lukeshort2960
4 жыл бұрын
@@blacklancer3255 no need to imagine, this is exactly what Dave was building only on a Galactic scale.
@blacklancer3255
4 жыл бұрын
Luke Short Warship sized A-10 Thunderbolts
@hm1494 жыл бұрын
Dave plays swarm They gave him time no shit they lost
@sethross21215 жыл бұрын
Humanity using mind games since the beginning of our history
@bogustoast22none25
4 жыл бұрын
Keep the poker face, go from looking like a fool, to a barbarian, to a tactician, to a conqueror. I imagined the same face through it all and it was gorgeous.
@johnohara47884 жыл бұрын
This is just the Imperium. ALL HAIL THE WALL OF GUNS!
@TenBillionAnts
4 жыл бұрын
No this is orks
@TenBillionAnts
4 жыл бұрын
@shadowyeager ok I’ll concede you that point.
@pootpoot6995
3 жыл бұрын
More daka is good daka
@j.o.d.mercer7519
3 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
3 жыл бұрын
FOR DA EMPARA
@McGrewer4 жыл бұрын
This is why the Dave needed handlers. This game is a metaphor for their galaxy. Do not underestimate humans, we go for the throat.
@elijahaitaok8624
3 жыл бұрын
“Gimmie som sip!” Dave
@Sinyao
3 жыл бұрын
No one ever expects the species with a low life span to go for the long con.
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahaitaok8624 i like your refference funny man
@FelixArgyleAUS4 жыл бұрын
"Whoever won would have the honour of smashing the Human." Sounds hot.
@PudsLC
4 жыл бұрын
Felix -Gaming- first comment I could find for this Why isn’t this brought up more?!
@gelusvenn5063
4 жыл бұрын
PANCAKES.
@shadowrodney
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine that comment confusing aliens even more xD
@kiefermattern917
4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowrodney imagine their reaction to internet culture.
@shadowrodney
4 жыл бұрын
@@kiefermattern917 What the F is a Meme? What that doesn't make any sense?! Barbarians!
@terrykrugii56523 жыл бұрын
The first mistake these aliens made was assuming that the meager planets they gave dave were totally worthless. Every planet they gave him was an added advantage for dave, and he clearly pressed every advantage he could get in his stunted start
@ryankaiser27023 жыл бұрын
Looks like Dave brought the concept of trash units to a game that focuses on upgrading and improving the quality of units over mass production. Definitely a Humans are Space Orks moment
@1337penguinman
3 жыл бұрын
It's the Terran strat from StarCraft 2. Build more Marine.
@theorangeoof926
Жыл бұрын
This is having very similar vibes to Monopoly
@T--xo2uq5 жыл бұрын
16:06 "How on earth could he sustain the carnage for so long?"
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
These guys have clearly never heard of WW1
@thenintendocyclops1074
4 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 Why stop there? These guys have clearly never been to Earth, we've wrought hell for insane periods of time and still refused to just say 'stop'
@Roadblock911
4 жыл бұрын
Rule 1 of war games. Never play against species that actively practice genocide on themselves.
@Mikalent
4 жыл бұрын
Say 15 people per corvette, 5 if you could automate very basic functions and fire control(ie you set up a calculator in a ship), and just simply look at the raw number of corvettes, frigates, destroyer escorts, cargo ships(because you can bolt a gun to anything) and destroyers built in WW2 (which number in the thousands, if not tens of thousands) and you would look at losses of say 100,000 persons for every 20,000 5 man corvettes, assuming you could easily pump out 20K a year (something it took the US, UK, and Canada alone to do over the 12 year combine WW1 and WW2) and assuming that the average life expectancy for any individual corvette to be a year, and yeah, very sustainable numbers, considering WW1 and WW2 losses where counted in the millions.
The most unrealistic part of this is getting a bunch of kids together to play the same game for over a year
@josephhugotjiong6741
5 жыл бұрын
In game maybe
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
You've never played DnD. I've heard of those games going on for two years if you have a good campaign going.
@josephhugotjiong6741
5 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 oh yeah lmao
@caseyleeshort
5 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 i think there is a 30 year game still going on for dnd
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka those guys have to have a hell of a GM
@alexandreogrande21003 жыл бұрын
6:43 “yeah, we ignore his sand castle, while we concentrated on actually winin the game?” Me a IG player of dawn of war UA which knows the power of mass basic units against titans: ”Well now you will just be overwhelmed, yeah u have a ultimate unit or a few of than, now I just have to bring more units than it can kill”
@seand.g4234 жыл бұрын
When the new guy's from The Homeworld......... .........but his family's from Reach.
@bobmartin9918
3 жыл бұрын
Or Cadia...
@bogustoast22none25
2 жыл бұрын
@@bobmartin9918 the planet broke before the guard did.
@ancapftw91133 жыл бұрын
Aliens: "my elite units are vastly superior to yours. Give up." Dave: "ever heard of a Zerg rush?"
@plinko-moss3 жыл бұрын
You may have battle strategy from the games pros but Dave is using actual battle strategy from human warfare.
@plinko-moss3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, chaotically elegant human logic. It never ceases to amaze me.
@pacmanlol20703 жыл бұрын
AND DAVE STILL WAS F*CKING SMILING I head that on to many time's here.
@LordOfLightningSkies3 жыл бұрын
"would have the honour of smashing the human" doing WHAT to the human?!?!?!?
@jameskaazaeros7087
3 жыл бұрын
Giggity
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
Ай бұрын
Mind in gutter moment...
@birubu3 жыл бұрын
How to beat highly skilled veterans in the game of AoA? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.
@davidthorp014 жыл бұрын
God this is reminding me of my Stellaris play through. Wound up next to a technocratic militaristic hivemind who wanted to take all my shit. Needless to say, I’ve fought 3 major wars against them. Each one more brutal than the last. But each time I fought them, I stole technology when I could, they only have the slightest of advantages now, with a few more years and some better equipment, they might just have someone to truly fear soon enough. But it’s been such a slog, and while tactics have kept me alive, it’s been just barely. Plus they don’t exhaust quite like I do.
@x-wing9805
3 жыл бұрын
a technocratic militaristic hivemind.................. also known as a impossible empire to build in the game as hiveminds cant take normal empire civics or ethics they have to spend all their ethics points on the gestalt concioussness
@RadicalKattastrophe
3 жыл бұрын
@@x-wing9805 Mods
@asssaa90104 жыл бұрын
All hail Dave Dave the Emperor of humanity
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
You mean DAVE THE GOD EMPEROR OF HUMAN KIND
@sonofjack62864 жыл бұрын
So basically these guys are playing Alien Stellaris, we know how to do this.
@kpencil8594 жыл бұрын
LOL! Dave used a Soviet utilitarian tactic. Impressive!
@josephhugotjiong67416 жыл бұрын
This is nazi germany vs soviet union you know who wins and the tactics Edit: this is stellaris youtuber war
@kabob00777 жыл бұрын
Also, MOAR DAKKA AND SHOTAS! WEZ, DA ORKZ, DEMANDZ IT NOW! DIZ HUMIE HAZ THE RIGHT AND PROPPA IDEA!
@spencerhamilton25575 жыл бұрын
Dave knows the power of PT boats
@hillbillydelux3 жыл бұрын
Ah it was ww2 on a planetary scale, mob the artisan crafted panzers with easily manufactured Shermans; because its hard to kill a thousand of anything.
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Shermans? Look at the T-34's numbers! A panzer can easily wreck a T-34, but it can't wreck 10 of em at once.
@lampostsamurai2518
3 жыл бұрын
That's really unfair to the Sherman. The easily manufactured and repaired Sherman vs the shitty, overengineered, artisan panzer with a worthless armor scheme.
@khorneberzerker2184
2 жыл бұрын
@@rockytom5889 you do realize the production numbers for the M4 Sherman and T-34 were both in the tens of thousands, right? There were nearly 50k Shermans built by the end of the war, and 34k more T-34s.
@jrreedve28253 жыл бұрын
I connect with Dave. I love pulling off impossible WTF shit with the most inane items.
@ntpgmr4 жыл бұрын
AoA is just Stellaris and Civilization with a table top rpg theme.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, AoA is clearly a computer game, or at least computer moderated game. If it wasn't, Dave's Counter Espionage that made it impossible for other players to see what he was doing would basically be a broken license to cheat. A game like absolutely requires a neutral party to referee, and that clearly wasn't any person in the household. So it had to be some kind of automated game tracking system, aka, a computer. Also, didn't the narrator say he managed to build a large empire in defiance of the game's computer generated randomness or something?
@ntpgmr
2 жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Well, I did merely say theme. Of course it's been a year and I don't remember whether I meant it was a tabletop, or that I thought it played like one. Then again, said neutral party could very well be said computer. There are some tabletop games adapted into videogames.
@thesteellegionnaire45707 жыл бұрын
I want a game like this. It sounds awesome.
@danieldoremus6431
7 жыл бұрын
The dude is apparently working on something similar.
@truth9958
6 жыл бұрын
A bit late, but it's actually pretty close to Endless Space.
@jonsimpson6240
6 жыл бұрын
A bit stellarisy?
@gramioerie_xi133
6 жыл бұрын
+The Steel Legionnaire Stellaris?
@ZDson3112
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Stellaris, or Endless Space 2 if you want the turn based aspect thrown on.
@Bondubras5 жыл бұрын
This AoA game sounds awesome. I'd love to play a real-world version of it.
@TheClassicDoomGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Star sector, mod it and have a nice galactic war
@iron5994
4 жыл бұрын
Stellaris, good fun that, easily modded if you want, still decent for a good galaxy burn if you don't.
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheClassicDoomGuy You see Sseth's vid? I want to do that.
@TheClassicDoomGuy
4 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 Sseth is the reason I even started playing the game XD
@JohnWick-ty7yy
3 жыл бұрын
Endless space 2 is pretty close, just don't get the Awakening DLC it actively makes the game worse
@GuyWhoWatchesStuff3 жыл бұрын
Dave used the same strategy people made for the area 51 raid, they can't beat all of us
@StarSong9362 жыл бұрын
I recognize these tactics from other wargames I've played. While I was building defenses, and advancing my tech for an attack group, my opponent concentrated on low tech attack groups. While he would suffer heavy losses, it only needed one defense point to go down, and I was done for. Further, I couldn't even hit back.
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
Ай бұрын
The key to a successful Turtle Strategy is the counter attack, as your defenses go up you're building a force behind it so when a wave is over you're hopefully intercepting or preventing the next wave...
@blackfire37443 жыл бұрын
So Dave won by the time old human tradition of "zurg rush". I love it.
@r.connor92804 жыл бұрын
SATURATION FIRE *Soviet Anthem intensifies*
@kabob00777 жыл бұрын
Ya want to know something? I've read this AND it's sequel and some other things from chipathing. I love their work. Especially the sequel to this.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
Is the sequel "Humans Are Cheating Bastards"? Because that's the one I'm about to watch, and if it isn't I'd appreciate being pointed in the correct direction if you still use this account...
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@DraconicDuelist Buddy, sorry for the late reply however I believe you already have your answer. Oh, and remember that Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 Yeah, the stories were great. Is the "Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good" bit another reference? I haven't been watching may of these videos lately, so while I recognize the species names (esp Ork), I don't know if it's about something specific...
@Life-tastic
4 жыл бұрын
@@DraconicDuelist Basically it is as much firepower and numbers as you can possibly make. Screw special equipment to a large degree, just throw guns on an engine and go.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
@@Life-tastic Well, if it works, it works!
@Self-replicating_whatnot3 жыл бұрын
Doctrine: Total War unlocked.
@hi149933 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the first time I played distant worlds and wound up making a defense network made up of bases that housed 100 laser cannons 20 concussion missiles and 50 super heavy rail guns only to realize after 3 defensive wars that I forgot to put a firing computer on them. completely inaccurate but there was so many guns it didn't matter XD
@TronTuborg
3 жыл бұрын
SIR! WE CAN'T FIRE ACCURATELY! Son, have you SEEN the firepower we have here? Just point it skyward and fuckin' SEND IT! - After action quote, Firebase 14-7-9, prior to the annihilation of the enemy Capital ships 'Xor'nta'l', 'Ga'lda nis', all 18 of their escort craft, 7th recon wing and the 3rd Moon
@jamescustodio30943 жыл бұрын
I laughed at the line "Wall of Dakka" lol
@vHindenburg7 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite stories .... Dave smack em all at table top gaming!!
I am over 2 years late but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Stand user: Dave the human Stand name: absolutely most terrible company
@tobystaveley74845 жыл бұрын
This game feels like it could have a anime made about it.
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
YES
@spartan120_3
Жыл бұрын
HECK YEAH
@borimorwathal99634 жыл бұрын
Y'know, I think I finally worked out who Dave's hero is... It must be CLEM!
@1992jkwj
3 жыл бұрын
CLEM GAKATA
@TronTuborg
3 жыл бұрын
CLEM! CLEM! GRAKATA! CLEM!
@chrisdufresne9359
3 жыл бұрын
Grakata?
@matthiasbeer134 жыл бұрын
He just be serving the soviet union
@thatoneperson54885 жыл бұрын
You just described my tatcis on trying to defeat my brother in MagicTG and X Wing, Of which I wish I was Dave.
@houselemuellan87565 жыл бұрын
He probably played Stellaris
@Mikalent
4 жыл бұрын
Naked Corevettes, the original "fuck you and the people we had to bolt in this ship" gameplay.
@johnuthus
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mikalent wait, so my fleet shouldn't be corevettes
@robertm3329
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnuthus uh oh, how do I tell my 2000 corvettes
@johnuthus
3 жыл бұрын
@@robertm3329 I sent them to die gloriously in battle, I know onw half the galaxy so......
@robertm3329
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnuthus A good send off
@fadelsukoco30924 жыл бұрын
2:47 Wait, the xenos alliance named a geologic material after Yanderes?
@KayertTecali4 жыл бұрын
There is a Story in one of the old Warhammer Fantasy Dark Elves Rule Books, which I believe would fit Dave. In there the vice captain tells the general they are screwed, because they have to meet a bigger army on a barren field, the enemy consisteing of almost only light cavallery. Bad match up against the slow units this general had at a disposial, in an open field battle the far more mobile light cavallery would obliterate the heavy cavalery and infantery the dark elve general had. So he did the resonable thing, he freed the slaves he had ramsacked from the enemy before hand and when the enemy was giving cheers of joy just shot every last one of them creating difficult terrain in the process unfit for light cavallery. I believe this do or die attitude fits dave quite nicely.
@zarlsalamandersspacemarine3024 жыл бұрын
TO MANY GREENSKINS QUICK DECLARE EXTERMINATUS
@dulguunmurunbarsbold2105 жыл бұрын
Wow, now i really want a game like this, and this is such a fun story.
@jeova0sanctus0unus3 жыл бұрын
He pulled a UNSC
@killerofgems59234 жыл бұрын
I think what they learned was more stuff counters less stuff
@Chaosrunepownage3 жыл бұрын
Humans really do be "Look at me. I am the meta now."
@NoName-mq7uw4 жыл бұрын
My guy played the imperial Navy
@seanhartnett794 жыл бұрын
For the emperor! Purge the Zenos in holy fire!
@Irmarinen5 жыл бұрын
NOBODY CAN STOP ZE WWWAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
@scatman52255 жыл бұрын
This is basicly germany vs Russia
@matthiasbeer134 жыл бұрын
So this game is basically stellaris
@AliceUnbound3 жыл бұрын
Accuracy through volume of fire.
@TheSonicfanx13 жыл бұрын
If the imperium of man were all just guardsmen.
@DemonMage4 жыл бұрын
All fear Dave and his fucking smile
@jakesmith99883 жыл бұрын
So... that screenshot is from "civilization 4: beyond the sword". It's a shot from a mod that comes with the game called "final frontier" it takes the common civ game to a procedurally generated galaxy, with unique units, lore, techs, and leaders to boot! It's alot of fun!
@weeaboobaguette3943
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you !
@jakesmith9988
3 жыл бұрын
@@weeaboobaguette3943 no problem man! Always happy to give the sauce away
@Ninonybox Жыл бұрын
Aliens: We have vastly superior energy shielding and technologically advanced energy based weaponry, what do you have human!?" Human: "SPACE SHOTGUN!"
@mattm.48616 жыл бұрын
Dave sounds like Creeeeeeeed!
@s0cc4513 жыл бұрын
My guy Dave just used Soviet Tactic on them
@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat4 жыл бұрын
Idk what this is or how I found it, but it’s a nice jump from my last story. If you actually read this. Check out “mankind” by the creepy dark
@chrisdufresne93593 жыл бұрын
I love watching this video and its sister. Dave reminds me of someone playing Command&Conquer or Starcraft.
@shanemacmillan57326 жыл бұрын
Dave out here representing the USA.
@Peter_Turbo4
5 жыл бұрын
Silly Amerimutt This is Russian tactics
@johnohara4788
4 жыл бұрын
Bendigo the Shitpost Machine pretty sure it’s just a general “countries with big population advantage” tactic
@nato3881
4 жыл бұрын
@@Peter_Turbo4 No lol. The Americans gave the Soviets their tanks and spam. Otherwise the Soviets would have been licking their wounds for the rest of the war.
@bogustoast22none25
4 жыл бұрын
World War Two was won by British brains, American muscle, and Russian blood.
@leechowning2712
Жыл бұрын
Not really. This is more the CCP solution. More bodies than the other guy rought ammo.
@thereprehensible4353 жыл бұрын
AC is inferior to sheer numbers. No matter how high your roll, ya can't down an equal amount of foes comparing to the AC of a singular opponent... Unless they all group up tight and wait for you to slam them with an AoE attack. . A tactic of nothing but ammo and guns, with a damage type that can barely be resisted and is utterly excessive in output is a perfect tactic. A broken one, en masse. Like an army of goblins versus a wizard, there's only one way this can end...
@Michael-fd1gx
3 жыл бұрын
And he knew there weakness.
@Sinyao
3 жыл бұрын
My 5e cleric has a small company of skeletons whose sole purpose is to be a wall of bodies amd to trip every enemy in order to abuse getting advantage with melee attacks. That pitiful +2 gets way more dangerous, especially when they're aiding each other on knocking you on your ass.
@elanortriestoart64473 жыл бұрын
Alien DND/Settlers of Catan in a nutshell, lol.
@dotwarner174 жыл бұрын
Zerg rush kekekekekeke
@superkill84 жыл бұрын
Ok, does Stellaris come to mind for anyone else with AoA, or is it just me? Cause I’m currently playing Stellaris, and the similarities are getting a bit awesome. AoA is just Stellaris taken time the next level, right?
@spazziron3228
3 жыл бұрын
Yeeep
@henningerkes79357 жыл бұрын
As always awesome reading, thank you very much
@Oryxification Жыл бұрын
The Xenos went tall, Dave went extremely wide.
@lazrustosadow5880 Жыл бұрын
2023 and still love hearing this story
@Nyx-Aphelion3 жыл бұрын
This is what we get when we volley fire macro cannons and nova cannons, maybe wars of attrition are unique to humans lmao
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu73313 жыл бұрын
7:00 the best moment XD
@admiral_waffles5332 жыл бұрын
"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth.....And we most definetly regret the Corps jus blew up our raggedy ass fleet!" *"O O R A H"* - Sgt. Avery Johnson, 2552
@BennyCocoPop3 жыл бұрын
Dave literally just won with corvette spam I can't tell if I should be proud or disappointed...
@arcdecibel99862 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of my younger brother and his Imperial Guard hordes. He got tired of my Adeptus Mechanicus and our Onager Dunecrawlers destroying his tanks and his cheesy Valkyries, so he just started using hordes of IG platoons with heavy weapons and Commissars to screen better veteran squads and Schola Progenium stormtroopers rocking helblasters and melta-bombs. There were just too many. He got my blessed tech-priests so they couldn't fix the walkers and dragged them down one by one while my poor Skitarii were overwhelmed. The only consistent survivors were the Ballistarii, who had to run away most of those matches. But NOBODY out-hordes the AdMech. Not even Tyranids or IG. Took almost three months to get the painting done, but I assembled sixty combat servitors, with more where that came from. Just for fun, I took some IG bits and slapped those on, to give the impression using his own casualties against him, which I would totally do. Dropped all but two of the crawlers, added some Electro-priests and techpriests, Heavy Kataphron Servitors, and the ever-handy Lucius command rule so any destroyed servitors just enter the table again. He never stood a chance, torn asunder by his own lobotomized men, crudely grafted onto glorious machines in a holy union of flesh and steel. *01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001 !!!!*
@igkslife3 жыл бұрын
Mass production is not a sound strategy is real life, but in game? Best strategy you could possibly think of. And you'll need a lot of resources to produce fleets after fleets of war ships, and baron worlds can be easily exploited to hell, and back. Of course having a population to work on the fleets is good to. All in all well played.
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Mass production is not a sound strat? Dude, the SSSR mass produced tanks, the US mass produced grease guns, which were both shit compared to their german counterparts, but they prevailed cause you could make 10 of them for every piece a jerry makes. Mass production has literally been the only viable strat humanity used through all of history to end conflict. Oh, mass production applies to humans too, pump a lot of men out and your enemy will soon run out of provisions to continue fighting.
@onerxowns22023 жыл бұрын
Can't beat HUMAN gamer, in the GAME (well similar) he PLAYED waaaaaaaaaaay tooooo much, and not constricted by CONCRETE set of rules, he can do ANYTHING and he does
@leeshaw38834 жыл бұрын
Wait, smashing the human?
@entropic-decay3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, the Wall of Lead
@dummboi31773 жыл бұрын
"HE NEED SOM WAAAAAARGH ENERGY"
@mikedooly72883 жыл бұрын
Love this........The thing about humans, they keep coming!
@seanhartnett794 жыл бұрын
7:40, it’s a trap. (Read in admiral ackbar voice)
@alexissaint64553 жыл бұрын
Space D&D!
@greyclydesdale3 жыл бұрын
Moar Dakka!
@princeartimus61863 жыл бұрын
Man I wish this was a real game
@ProfessorRaiParadox3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of when I'd play Dune and set up bases and fill it with junk units and turrets while setting up wrecker crews, lol
Пікірлер: 396
"We ignored his sandcastle Empire." _I am fortifying this position._
@couriersix4252
2 жыл бұрын
i will reinstall the palace i am reinstalling the palace
@IshijimaKairo
2 жыл бұрын
*sentry going up*
@notajalapeno4442
Жыл бұрын
im the name of the emperor
Dave, the one guy in Civilisation that kills Tanks with Trebuches. Allways works.
@scatman5225
5 жыл бұрын
bet you dident expect theese mac cannons lads
@CorrectsYou
5 жыл бұрын
Hey there handsome.
@johnmemes6447
5 жыл бұрын
Ammo
@KlavierMenn
4 жыл бұрын
Who said that a well launched rock can't flatten a tank?
@NikErrant
3 жыл бұрын
My strategy us alway to just make more money than the rest of the world combined. If they don't like it and try to make problems than I just buy an army in an instant and decide that their people dererve a better government
So if I understand , dave basicaly used the orky tactic
@traitor1836
5 жыл бұрын
Dakka, Dakka, Dakka...
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
I'm now torn between my hatred of Xenos and hatred of Xeno tactics
@finaladvance5085
4 жыл бұрын
they did say, and I quote, "Daves armada of dakka" so 'Dakka' is an official xenos term
@gokbay3057
4 жыл бұрын
Seemed a lot like the UNSC to me
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@gokbay3057 Nah, not enough vaguely gun shaped ships with MACs down their lengths.
They were making high-tech custom-made state-of-the-art energy weapons that take years of development while Dave was just pumping out M3 grease guns
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Dave be making liberator pistols the size of a howitzer like they're bread.
@Rebellions
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah your shit can kill me... But can it kill *all* of me?
@daz211
3 жыл бұрын
@@Rebellions Mans was zerg rushing
Yeah this is just Stellaris. "We have to reset, my system isn't optimal." Vs "I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IM TOO DAMN TALL."
@yimingwang8037
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@medical-cyanide1526
2 ай бұрын
Except in this case it’s more “I’m too damn wide”
“Our tactics and technology are superior” Dave: my slugthrower goes BRRRRRRRRRRT
@AnakinandPadme1231
2 жыл бұрын
Aye
@theorangeoof926
Жыл бұрын
When Chinese fire ships actually somehow work against metal British ships by literally choking the people onboard with smoke
Can't blame them Dave is using Soviet tactics
@MazaAzi
4 жыл бұрын
URA! URA! URA!
@18joshuab98
4 жыл бұрын
URRRAAAAAA
@overloader7900
4 жыл бұрын
Sluzhim sovetskomu soyusu!
@aronnemcsik
4 жыл бұрын
Keep throwing people at them eventually they run out of ammo
@sol-leksthewolf5854
3 жыл бұрын
Not surprising, honestly.
Dave just followed Ork doctrine. I'm surprised the other players didn't adapt at all
@worldofwarcraftman2
5 жыл бұрын
they never thought of it nor had any reason. it was a tactic thought so useless they couldn't understand it. They also didn't understand the idea of tossing lives to the wind.
@ShadwSonic
5 жыл бұрын
In other words, by the time they realized there was a method to the madness, it was FAR too late to stop it.
@traitor1836
5 жыл бұрын
Dakka, Dakka, Dakka...
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@traitor1836 Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* _copious amounts of gunfire_ *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
@Stranger-us6mo
4 жыл бұрын
When the mek ‘ponies attempt to reverse engineer the IED you made using nothing but red paint, a picture of an explosion, and a green rubber ducky.
I hear the description of the ships and I picture a gun with thrusters and a single crewman in a paper bag with a potted plant.
@houselemuellan8756
5 жыл бұрын
Crazy Dave? (Pvz)
@illegalmobster4847
4 жыл бұрын
seems likely tbh
@blacklancer3255
4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine an A-10 Thunderbolt II with nothing but guns
@lukeshort2960
4 жыл бұрын
@@blacklancer3255 no need to imagine, this is exactly what Dave was building only on a Galactic scale.
@blacklancer3255
4 жыл бұрын
Luke Short Warship sized A-10 Thunderbolts
Dave plays swarm They gave him time no shit they lost
Humanity using mind games since the beginning of our history
@bogustoast22none25
4 жыл бұрын
Keep the poker face, go from looking like a fool, to a barbarian, to a tactician, to a conqueror. I imagined the same face through it all and it was gorgeous.
This is just the Imperium. ALL HAIL THE WALL OF GUNS!
@TenBillionAnts
4 жыл бұрын
No this is orks
@TenBillionAnts
4 жыл бұрын
@shadowyeager ok I’ll concede you that point.
@pootpoot6995
3 жыл бұрын
More daka is good daka
@j.o.d.mercer7519
3 жыл бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
3 жыл бұрын
FOR DA EMPARA
This is why the Dave needed handlers. This game is a metaphor for their galaxy. Do not underestimate humans, we go for the throat.
@elijahaitaok8624
3 жыл бұрын
“Gimmie som sip!” Dave
@Sinyao
3 жыл бұрын
No one ever expects the species with a low life span to go for the long con.
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
@@elijahaitaok8624 i like your refference funny man
"Whoever won would have the honour of smashing the Human." Sounds hot.
@PudsLC
4 жыл бұрын
Felix -Gaming- first comment I could find for this Why isn’t this brought up more?!
@gelusvenn5063
4 жыл бұрын
PANCAKES.
@shadowrodney
4 жыл бұрын
I imagine that comment confusing aliens even more xD
@kiefermattern917
4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowrodney imagine their reaction to internet culture.
@shadowrodney
4 жыл бұрын
@@kiefermattern917 What the F is a Meme? What that doesn't make any sense?! Barbarians!
The first mistake these aliens made was assuming that the meager planets they gave dave were totally worthless. Every planet they gave him was an added advantage for dave, and he clearly pressed every advantage he could get in his stunted start
Looks like Dave brought the concept of trash units to a game that focuses on upgrading and improving the quality of units over mass production. Definitely a Humans are Space Orks moment
@1337penguinman
3 жыл бұрын
It's the Terran strat from StarCraft 2. Build more Marine.
@theorangeoof926
Жыл бұрын
This is having very similar vibes to Monopoly
16:06 "How on earth could he sustain the carnage for so long?"
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
These guys have clearly never heard of WW1
@thenintendocyclops1074
4 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 Why stop there? These guys have clearly never been to Earth, we've wrought hell for insane periods of time and still refused to just say 'stop'
@Roadblock911
4 жыл бұрын
Rule 1 of war games. Never play against species that actively practice genocide on themselves.
@Mikalent
4 жыл бұрын
Say 15 people per corvette, 5 if you could automate very basic functions and fire control(ie you set up a calculator in a ship), and just simply look at the raw number of corvettes, frigates, destroyer escorts, cargo ships(because you can bolt a gun to anything) and destroyers built in WW2 (which number in the thousands, if not tens of thousands) and you would look at losses of say 100,000 persons for every 20,000 5 man corvettes, assuming you could easily pump out 20K a year (something it took the US, UK, and Canada alone to do over the 12 year combine WW1 and WW2) and assuming that the average life expectancy for any individual corvette to be a year, and yeah, very sustainable numbers, considering WW1 and WW2 losses where counted in the millions.
@apollomars1678
3 жыл бұрын
@@thenintendocyclops1074 well.....we kinda did......coldwar stuff
The most unrealistic part of this is getting a bunch of kids together to play the same game for over a year
@josephhugotjiong6741
5 жыл бұрын
In game maybe
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
You've never played DnD. I've heard of those games going on for two years if you have a good campaign going.
@josephhugotjiong6741
5 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 oh yeah lmao
@caseyleeshort
5 жыл бұрын
@@darthrevan4933 i think there is a 30 year game still going on for dnd
@darthrevan4933
5 жыл бұрын
Warboss Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka those guys have to have a hell of a GM
6:43 “yeah, we ignore his sand castle, while we concentrated on actually winin the game?” Me a IG player of dawn of war UA which knows the power of mass basic units against titans: ”Well now you will just be overwhelmed, yeah u have a ultimate unit or a few of than, now I just have to bring more units than it can kill”
When the new guy's from The Homeworld......... .........but his family's from Reach.
@bobmartin9918
3 жыл бұрын
Or Cadia...
@bogustoast22none25
2 жыл бұрын
@@bobmartin9918 the planet broke before the guard did.
Aliens: "my elite units are vastly superior to yours. Give up." Dave: "ever heard of a Zerg rush?"
You may have battle strategy from the games pros but Dave is using actual battle strategy from human warfare.
Ahh, chaotically elegant human logic. It never ceases to amaze me.
AND DAVE STILL WAS F*CKING SMILING I head that on to many time's here.
"would have the honour of smashing the human" doing WHAT to the human?!?!?!?
@jameskaazaeros7087
3 жыл бұрын
Giggity
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
Ай бұрын
Mind in gutter moment...
How to beat highly skilled veterans in the game of AoA? Use a gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.
God this is reminding me of my Stellaris play through. Wound up next to a technocratic militaristic hivemind who wanted to take all my shit. Needless to say, I’ve fought 3 major wars against them. Each one more brutal than the last. But each time I fought them, I stole technology when I could, they only have the slightest of advantages now, with a few more years and some better equipment, they might just have someone to truly fear soon enough. But it’s been such a slog, and while tactics have kept me alive, it’s been just barely. Plus they don’t exhaust quite like I do.
@x-wing9805
3 жыл бұрын
a technocratic militaristic hivemind.................. also known as a impossible empire to build in the game as hiveminds cant take normal empire civics or ethics they have to spend all their ethics points on the gestalt concioussness
@RadicalKattastrophe
3 жыл бұрын
@@x-wing9805 Mods
All hail Dave Dave the Emperor of humanity
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
You mean DAVE THE GOD EMPEROR OF HUMAN KIND
So basically these guys are playing Alien Stellaris, we know how to do this.
LOL! Dave used a Soviet utilitarian tactic. Impressive!
This is nazi germany vs soviet union you know who wins and the tactics Edit: this is stellaris youtuber war
Also, MOAR DAKKA AND SHOTAS! WEZ, DA ORKZ, DEMANDZ IT NOW! DIZ HUMIE HAZ THE RIGHT AND PROPPA IDEA!
Dave knows the power of PT boats
Ah it was ww2 on a planetary scale, mob the artisan crafted panzers with easily manufactured Shermans; because its hard to kill a thousand of anything.
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Shermans? Look at the T-34's numbers! A panzer can easily wreck a T-34, but it can't wreck 10 of em at once.
@lampostsamurai2518
3 жыл бұрын
That's really unfair to the Sherman. The easily manufactured and repaired Sherman vs the shitty, overengineered, artisan panzer with a worthless armor scheme.
@khorneberzerker2184
2 жыл бұрын
@@rockytom5889 you do realize the production numbers for the M4 Sherman and T-34 were both in the tens of thousands, right? There were nearly 50k Shermans built by the end of the war, and 34k more T-34s.
I connect with Dave. I love pulling off impossible WTF shit with the most inane items.
AoA is just Stellaris and Civilization with a table top rpg theme.
@noppornwongrassamee8941
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, AoA is clearly a computer game, or at least computer moderated game. If it wasn't, Dave's Counter Espionage that made it impossible for other players to see what he was doing would basically be a broken license to cheat. A game like absolutely requires a neutral party to referee, and that clearly wasn't any person in the household. So it had to be some kind of automated game tracking system, aka, a computer. Also, didn't the narrator say he managed to build a large empire in defiance of the game's computer generated randomness or something?
@ntpgmr
2 жыл бұрын
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 Well, I did merely say theme. Of course it's been a year and I don't remember whether I meant it was a tabletop, or that I thought it played like one. Then again, said neutral party could very well be said computer. There are some tabletop games adapted into videogames.
I want a game like this. It sounds awesome.
@danieldoremus6431
7 жыл бұрын
The dude is apparently working on something similar.
@truth9958
6 жыл бұрын
A bit late, but it's actually pretty close to Endless Space.
@jonsimpson6240
6 жыл бұрын
A bit stellarisy?
@gramioerie_xi133
6 жыл бұрын
+The Steel Legionnaire Stellaris?
@ZDson3112
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Stellaris, or Endless Space 2 if you want the turn based aspect thrown on.
This AoA game sounds awesome. I'd love to play a real-world version of it.
@TheClassicDoomGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Star sector, mod it and have a nice galactic war
@iron5994
4 жыл бұрын
Stellaris, good fun that, easily modded if you want, still decent for a good galaxy burn if you don't.
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheClassicDoomGuy You see Sseth's vid? I want to do that.
@TheClassicDoomGuy
4 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 Sseth is the reason I even started playing the game XD
@JohnWick-ty7yy
3 жыл бұрын
Endless space 2 is pretty close, just don't get the Awakening DLC it actively makes the game worse
Dave used the same strategy people made for the area 51 raid, they can't beat all of us
I recognize these tactics from other wargames I've played. While I was building defenses, and advancing my tech for an attack group, my opponent concentrated on low tech attack groups. While he would suffer heavy losses, it only needed one defense point to go down, and I was done for. Further, I couldn't even hit back.
@pinkbiohazardmercurialcoll7133
Ай бұрын
The key to a successful Turtle Strategy is the counter attack, as your defenses go up you're building a force behind it so when a wave is over you're hopefully intercepting or preventing the next wave...
So Dave won by the time old human tradition of "zurg rush". I love it.
SATURATION FIRE *Soviet Anthem intensifies*
Ya want to know something? I've read this AND it's sequel and some other things from chipathing. I love their work. Especially the sequel to this.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
Is the sequel "Humans Are Cheating Bastards"? Because that's the one I'm about to watch, and if it isn't I'd appreciate being pointed in the correct direction if you still use this account...
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@DraconicDuelist Buddy, sorry for the late reply however I believe you already have your answer. Oh, and remember that Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
@@kabob0077 Yeah, the stories were great. Is the "Ork and Necron-Tyranid hybrid tactics are good" bit another reference? I haven't been watching may of these videos lately, so while I recognize the species names (esp Ork), I don't know if it's about something specific...
@Life-tastic
4 жыл бұрын
@@DraconicDuelist Basically it is as much firepower and numbers as you can possibly make. Screw special equipment to a large degree, just throw guns on an engine and go.
@DraconicDuelist
4 жыл бұрын
@@Life-tastic Well, if it works, it works!
Doctrine: Total War unlocked.
reminds me of the first time I played distant worlds and wound up making a defense network made up of bases that housed 100 laser cannons 20 concussion missiles and 50 super heavy rail guns only to realize after 3 defensive wars that I forgot to put a firing computer on them. completely inaccurate but there was so many guns it didn't matter XD
@TronTuborg
3 жыл бұрын
SIR! WE CAN'T FIRE ACCURATELY! Son, have you SEEN the firepower we have here? Just point it skyward and fuckin' SEND IT! - After action quote, Firebase 14-7-9, prior to the annihilation of the enemy Capital ships 'Xor'nta'l', 'Ga'lda nis', all 18 of their escort craft, 7th recon wing and the 3rd Moon
I laughed at the line "Wall of Dakka" lol
One of my favourite stories .... Dave smack em all at table top gaming!!
@kpencil859
4 жыл бұрын
Dave used a Soviet utilitarian tactic.
"INTO THE MOTHERLAND, EPSILAR'S ARMY MARCHED!"
MOAR DAKKA!!!
@BR4IN1N4J4R
4 жыл бұрын
WAAAGH!
@kabob0077
4 жыл бұрын
@@BR4IN1N4J4R *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
@yourpancreas2634
3 жыл бұрын
I am over 2 years late but WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
@whoisheiforgothisname2103
3 жыл бұрын
@@yourpancreas2634 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Stand user: Dave the human Stand name: absolutely most terrible company
This game feels like it could have a anime made about it.
@jacobgutwill7802
3 жыл бұрын
YES
@spartan120_3
Жыл бұрын
HECK YEAH
Y'know, I think I finally worked out who Dave's hero is... It must be CLEM!
@1992jkwj
3 жыл бұрын
CLEM GAKATA
@TronTuborg
3 жыл бұрын
CLEM! CLEM! GRAKATA! CLEM!
@chrisdufresne9359
3 жыл бұрын
Grakata?
He just be serving the soviet union
You just described my tatcis on trying to defeat my brother in MagicTG and X Wing, Of which I wish I was Dave.
He probably played Stellaris
@Mikalent
4 жыл бұрын
Naked Corevettes, the original "fuck you and the people we had to bolt in this ship" gameplay.
@johnuthus
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mikalent wait, so my fleet shouldn't be corevettes
@robertm3329
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnuthus uh oh, how do I tell my 2000 corvettes
@johnuthus
3 жыл бұрын
@@robertm3329 I sent them to die gloriously in battle, I know onw half the galaxy so......
@robertm3329
3 жыл бұрын
@@johnuthus A good send off
2:47 Wait, the xenos alliance named a geologic material after Yanderes?
There is a Story in one of the old Warhammer Fantasy Dark Elves Rule Books, which I believe would fit Dave. In there the vice captain tells the general they are screwed, because they have to meet a bigger army on a barren field, the enemy consisteing of almost only light cavallery. Bad match up against the slow units this general had at a disposial, in an open field battle the far more mobile light cavallery would obliterate the heavy cavalery and infantery the dark elve general had. So he did the resonable thing, he freed the slaves he had ramsacked from the enemy before hand and when the enemy was giving cheers of joy just shot every last one of them creating difficult terrain in the process unfit for light cavallery. I believe this do or die attitude fits dave quite nicely.
TO MANY GREENSKINS QUICK DECLARE EXTERMINATUS
Wow, now i really want a game like this, and this is such a fun story.
He pulled a UNSC
I think what they learned was more stuff counters less stuff
Humans really do be "Look at me. I am the meta now."
My guy played the imperial Navy
For the emperor! Purge the Zenos in holy fire!
NOBODY CAN STOP ZE WWWAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
This is basicly germany vs Russia
So this game is basically stellaris
Accuracy through volume of fire.
If the imperium of man were all just guardsmen.
All fear Dave and his fucking smile
So... that screenshot is from "civilization 4: beyond the sword". It's a shot from a mod that comes with the game called "final frontier" it takes the common civ game to a procedurally generated galaxy, with unique units, lore, techs, and leaders to boot! It's alot of fun!
@weeaboobaguette3943
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you !
@jakesmith9988
3 жыл бұрын
@@weeaboobaguette3943 no problem man! Always happy to give the sauce away
Aliens: We have vastly superior energy shielding and technologically advanced energy based weaponry, what do you have human!?" Human: "SPACE SHOTGUN!"
Dave sounds like Creeeeeeeed!
My guy Dave just used Soviet Tactic on them
Idk what this is or how I found it, but it’s a nice jump from my last story. If you actually read this. Check out “mankind” by the creepy dark
I love watching this video and its sister. Dave reminds me of someone playing Command&Conquer or Starcraft.
Dave out here representing the USA.
@Peter_Turbo4
5 жыл бұрын
Silly Amerimutt This is Russian tactics
@johnohara4788
4 жыл бұрын
Bendigo the Shitpost Machine pretty sure it’s just a general “countries with big population advantage” tactic
@nato3881
4 жыл бұрын
@@Peter_Turbo4 No lol. The Americans gave the Soviets their tanks and spam. Otherwise the Soviets would have been licking their wounds for the rest of the war.
@bogustoast22none25
4 жыл бұрын
World War Two was won by British brains, American muscle, and Russian blood.
@leechowning2712
Жыл бұрын
Not really. This is more the CCP solution. More bodies than the other guy rought ammo.
AC is inferior to sheer numbers. No matter how high your roll, ya can't down an equal amount of foes comparing to the AC of a singular opponent... Unless they all group up tight and wait for you to slam them with an AoE attack. . A tactic of nothing but ammo and guns, with a damage type that can barely be resisted and is utterly excessive in output is a perfect tactic. A broken one, en masse. Like an army of goblins versus a wizard, there's only one way this can end...
@Michael-fd1gx
3 жыл бұрын
And he knew there weakness.
@Sinyao
3 жыл бұрын
My 5e cleric has a small company of skeletons whose sole purpose is to be a wall of bodies amd to trip every enemy in order to abuse getting advantage with melee attacks. That pitiful +2 gets way more dangerous, especially when they're aiding each other on knocking you on your ass.
Alien DND/Settlers of Catan in a nutshell, lol.
Zerg rush kekekekekeke
Ok, does Stellaris come to mind for anyone else with AoA, or is it just me? Cause I’m currently playing Stellaris, and the similarities are getting a bit awesome. AoA is just Stellaris taken time the next level, right?
@spazziron3228
3 жыл бұрын
Yeeep
As always awesome reading, thank you very much
The Xenos went tall, Dave went extremely wide.
2023 and still love hearing this story
This is what we get when we volley fire macro cannons and nova cannons, maybe wars of attrition are unique to humans lmao
7:00 the best moment XD
"Dear Humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth.....And we most definetly regret the Corps jus blew up our raggedy ass fleet!" *"O O R A H"* - Sgt. Avery Johnson, 2552
Dave literally just won with corvette spam I can't tell if I should be proud or disappointed...
Reminds me of my younger brother and his Imperial Guard hordes. He got tired of my Adeptus Mechanicus and our Onager Dunecrawlers destroying his tanks and his cheesy Valkyries, so he just started using hordes of IG platoons with heavy weapons and Commissars to screen better veteran squads and Schola Progenium stormtroopers rocking helblasters and melta-bombs. There were just too many. He got my blessed tech-priests so they couldn't fix the walkers and dragged them down one by one while my poor Skitarii were overwhelmed. The only consistent survivors were the Ballistarii, who had to run away most of those matches. But NOBODY out-hordes the AdMech. Not even Tyranids or IG. Took almost three months to get the painting done, but I assembled sixty combat servitors, with more where that came from. Just for fun, I took some IG bits and slapped those on, to give the impression using his own casualties against him, which I would totally do. Dropped all but two of the crawlers, added some Electro-priests and techpriests, Heavy Kataphron Servitors, and the ever-handy Lucius command rule so any destroyed servitors just enter the table again. He never stood a chance, torn asunder by his own lobotomized men, crudely grafted onto glorious machines in a holy union of flesh and steel. *01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001 !!!!*
Mass production is not a sound strategy is real life, but in game? Best strategy you could possibly think of. And you'll need a lot of resources to produce fleets after fleets of war ships, and baron worlds can be easily exploited to hell, and back. Of course having a population to work on the fleets is good to. All in all well played.
@rockytom5889
3 жыл бұрын
Mass production is not a sound strat? Dude, the SSSR mass produced tanks, the US mass produced grease guns, which were both shit compared to their german counterparts, but they prevailed cause you could make 10 of them for every piece a jerry makes. Mass production has literally been the only viable strat humanity used through all of history to end conflict. Oh, mass production applies to humans too, pump a lot of men out and your enemy will soon run out of provisions to continue fighting.
Can't beat HUMAN gamer, in the GAME (well similar) he PLAYED waaaaaaaaaaay tooooo much, and not constricted by CONCRETE set of rules, he can do ANYTHING and he does
Wait, smashing the human?
ah yes, the Wall of Lead
"HE NEED SOM WAAAAAARGH ENERGY"
Love this........The thing about humans, they keep coming!
7:40, it’s a trap. (Read in admiral ackbar voice)
Space D&D!
Moar Dakka!
Man I wish this was a real game
Reminds me of when I'd play Dune and set up bases and fill it with junk units and turrets while setting up wrecker crews, lol