1:24 Actually, if you consider castling, a king can move 2 squares. So half of that is 1

@omatic_opulis9876

Ай бұрын

if you castle on the other side, he can move 3 squares. but that doesn't really change much.

@hy7864

Ай бұрын

@@omatic_opulis9876 no

@interstate1335

Ай бұрын

@@omatic_opulis9876 wrong King goes from E1/8 to C1/8 (the slash means either/or) in long castle. E-D-C exclusive is 2

@omatic_opulis9876

Ай бұрын

@@interstate1335 oh

@drakebalzer2098

Ай бұрын

@@omatic_opulis9876 You really can tell when someone has never played Chess. To Castle, the King moves two squares closer to the Rook and the Rook teleports to the other side of the King.

Na the pieces don't get fat from eating the other pieces. They're carrying the dead bodies around which is why they're slowed down.

@drawer_resp3858

Ай бұрын

Comment that simp hearted but nobody else liked? Lemme change that.

@petersmythe6462

Ай бұрын

I mean to be fair, you carry around things if you eat them.

@LibertyMonk

17 күн бұрын

It's called "capture" or "takes" for a reason, they're not even dead, they're just in handcuffs in a farmer carry.

I am very impressed that you actually managed to win this with your king stuck on the only open file.

1:34 The opponent forks the video

Actually the maximum a queen can move is 7*sqrt(2), so after dividing by 2 she can move 7/2*sqrt(2), or a little less than 5.

@snomcultist189

Ай бұрын

Wouldn’t it be 7*sqrt(2)/2?

@AlienGambitTime

Ай бұрын

​@@snomcultist189It's the same thing

@torynwindcaller140

Ай бұрын

@@snomcultist189 multiplication is commutative. The order doesn’t matter. And since division is actually just sneaky multiplication (/2 = *1/2), the order overall doesn’t matter. As long as you keep everything outside the sqrt of course. That has to be done first.

@dex6316

Ай бұрын

@@snomcultist189Google commutative property of multiplication

@Shizuna560

Ай бұрын

But that way, poeple gonna call him coward. And simp is not a coward

6:03 Response? “The things I do for love.” And then push the B pawn

@glassin1093

Ай бұрын

I see what you did there 😅

@KingKlear

Ай бұрын

Best story ever.

Fun fact: in Italy we use many terms for taking: prendere (litterally taking), catturare (catch, like Pokémons) and mangiare (eat). So yea, as an Italian, I find this challenge relatable

@TheDrWolfram

Ай бұрын

Literally the exact same terms used in Portuguese ("tomar", "capturar", "comer"). Although "to eat" is often avoided nowadays because it might have a sexual connotation in Brazilian slang.

Not only did Simp complete the mission, he also upended the challenge itself by causing a unit to GAIN movement upon capturing when he promoted his pawn. Good stuff!

castling counts as a king move and that makes him move 2 squares.

All things considered, this was a surprisingly normal-looking game of chess...GG.

What a coincidence that you got an opponent from Finland, since we call captuting "syödä" in finnish which means to eat lol

hah, amazing episode. The BOI, the side bar, the wild comment at the end, challenge won... 10/10- nay. 11/10 content!

4:58 you take a rook with a pawn, not with a queen. so techically she can move like a skinny athletic and probably hungry queen

i'm gaining weight while watching this, g'morning chess simps, don't forget breakfast in this summer heat

Very good game. Challenge adhered to, good strategy, opponent wasn't overly stupid.

Fat people aren't slow, but if a slim person gains a lot of weight quickly, they become slow until their muscles build up to compensate, as happens here.

@Affews100

Ай бұрын

Oh, the LoL bug explainer watches Chess Simp :D

@BoxStudioExecutive

Ай бұрын

On the channel Buff Dudes, one of the brothers (who lifts everyday and is very strong) decided to wear 100 pounds on his body for a whole week so he could know what being a fat man was like. The dude was done with it by like day 2 because just getting up out of a chair became so taxing and walking was exhausting. Fat people are slow. These are the same people who are out of breath from getting out of a sofa, walking to the fridge for a soda, and going back to the sofa.

Chess Simp must have had a stroke because of the number of bad moves he played in the opening.

Caseoh chess

@pythagmathcat

Ай бұрын

Challenger actually referencing Caseoh there. Here is the original: "Chess but your pieces (not pawns) are caseoh, every piece they capture they gain weight and can only move half the amount of possible spaces on their next move (if there's a .5 round down)" But Simp changed and simplified the wording there. I assume because it would be too confusing for the video

I thought that pieces becoming immobile would make this challenge impossible. Props for beating it anyway!

Only a coward would think that 1 Spongebob isn't a threat by itself

One of the best challenges in a while, very fun to watch.

The promoted queen distance calculations was unexpected to me, I feel like the capture was done by the pawn, thus its distance should be halved, a then the gender change took place. So I thought you would either make it harder for yourself by saying that the halved pawn distance is applied even though it changed gender, or that you would make it easier by saying that the pawn's halved distance was reset by changing gender.

Other ways for this challenge to work is if they take a break for 2 turns after capturing or if they have to take breaks for a number of turns equal to the number of captures they’ve made.

Really good challenge and great video

Technically speaking, promoting by capture is the pawn's capture, not the piece's. Therefore, your promoted queen has full movement.

Great challenge and great execution!

Fun fact: In Spanish (or at least in Mexico), the coloquial term for a pice taking another player's pice in any game is Comer (eat) So if you're playing with your friends, you say Alfil se come a la Torre (Bishop eats Rook)

Blundered checkmate at the end there

I'd say adding "minimum of 1" to the challenge is reasonable.

@9nikolai

Ай бұрын

It would also make the challenge easier, and seeing as Simp won this one, it seems pointless to make it even easier

@pythagmathcat

Ай бұрын

Simp already done challenge that requires him to move pieces (and pawn) 1 square at max. So applying such thing would basically an easier version of what he had done in the past

@jervisman2

Ай бұрын

That would make him a coward

A queen can actually move a bit more than 7 squares because it can go from one corner of the board to another which is sqrt(98) which is about 9, half of 9 rounded down is 4

Proof that even less-flexible Chads are still Chads.

I actually would argue that the promoted queen hadn't captured anything. I think of it more of a substitution.

@QuokkaWaka

Ай бұрын

I feel like the term "promote" implies it's the same unit tho

Ай бұрын

​@@QuokkaWaka in that case max was 2 and now should be 1

@robmilnejazz

Ай бұрын

It's the same, it just changed its gender

Fat is definitely an athletic disadvantage. But you totally can have strong muscles, good running form and a strong cardiovascular system while simultaneously being a little fat. If you go to a marathon you will see some of these people. And have you ever tried to beat an NFL linemans 40 time? Because that'll humble you.

@arifbagusprakoso2308

Ай бұрын

a 'little fat' and 'fat' is very different though. lol

@peacefulwarrior9518

Ай бұрын

@@arifbagusprakoso2308 For sure. I'm not making a fat acceptance arguement whatsoever. The fat objectively pulls you in the opposite direction of athletic. Your heart and other muscles have to do more work to get the same results. And if you have enough of it no amount of strength can overcome it. especially when it comes to small muscles and tendons. But it's just something to consider. Don't ignore fat but don't over value it either.

As a fat persone, i was really leaning into running, so i was fastest in my class at some point. However, i dont enjoy being fat and were activly trying to get into shape.

My brain ate a lot of information, now the generous person I am, my brain won't work anymore.

I feel like this opponent was pretty good for a 100 rated.

That comment chain was gold^^

best video so far

Finally one of those I can give you full respect and credit for xd

Half of queen's max move length is sqrt(7^2+7^2)/2 = 4.94

0:37 *_Boy_*

What a pity your opponent didn't move his king to G3 on his last move, we missed a nice checkmate with a pawn

@jaideepshekhar4621

Ай бұрын

How?

Why the hell would you want only half of my cat????

I'm starting to get used to the new music. Admitittly the old music was kinda repetitive

If the pawn promotes, is it a capture by the pawn or the promoted piece? I assumed the former.

I felt like 6... Bxf2+ made the king position even scarier because of checks along the f-file later, especially after 10... Nge7 instead of 10... Nf6. I thought 6... Bd4 was maybe the only way to distract the knight from giving a check, although 7. c3 h6 8. cxd4 d6 9. dxe5 is still really annoying. But it worked out in the end!

1:24 1 divided by half is 2

3:40 you mean go c3 not c2 good video btw

At 1:20, you should have played Kf8 to avoid the opponent's check while giving your king the possibility to move in the future since he hasn't captured anything...

Kind of feel a knight should be exempt; it isn't like the horsey is the one eating people.

@studgerbil9081

Ай бұрын

Simp didn't exempt his knight, he simply ignored the rule for his knight several times. That's what he does. Also, his pawns should only have two moves: 2 squares and then 1 square. After that the moves round down to zero like the King. He cheated all over the place on this video.

@linuslucke3838

Ай бұрын

​@@studgerbil9081You do realise that the half distance only happens on captures?

@pythagmathcat

Ай бұрын

​​​@@studgerbil9081huh? Cheating? He is not cheating Well, keep in mind that the half length rules is only applied for each individual piece. Not for all piece of the same kind. For example here if one of his knight capture something, this knight can't be moved anymore. But the other one can still move just like normal until this knight capture something as well

@voland6846

Ай бұрын

@@studgerbil9081 explain...?

@studgerbil9081

Ай бұрын

@@voland6846 not much to it. I didn't read the rules properly.

Video 143 of asking simp to play fps chess This close to just joining the discord bruh

How you dont know Spongebob?!

chess: vore edition

Here's some physics: Lets say we have two masses M and m, where M > m. An equal force F is applied to both M and m. We can see using F = ma that the acceleration of M - lets call it A, is smaller than the acceleration of m - lets call it a. So a > A. We also know that a = vt. We're assuming t (time) to be the same in both scenarios, so if a > A, that would mean v > V. In other words, the velocity/speed of the bigger mass M (V) is less than the velocity/speed of the smaller mass m (v). Finally, we can say, that no matter your opinion, Chess Simp, the laws of the universe require that *fat people are slow.*

Didn’t the black square bishop make an illegal move?

extra thicc

Suomi mainittu, torille!!!!

Actually I’d argue that while fat people maybe aren’t slow, they definitely struggle with the far

How come simp never moved to g5? I know it technically didnt trap the knight since Ng6 would've saved it but i honestly doubt the guy would've went there, from move 18 to move 23 or smth it was completely hanging

tortillat avataan jne

SUOMI MAINITTU! TORILLA TAVATAAN!

3:15 my guy, that is no outpost

🤨 Disagree with the _idea?_ It's not a matter of opinion whether or not fat people are slow. It's a matter of statistics; stereotypes have at least _some_ basis in fact. Beyond that it's a matter of the fat individual. I know two separate people over 350 lbs. and the one asks people to go in front of him on the stairs while the other works in construction and can bench (nearly) his own weight. 🤔 Or do you just mean you want all fat people to hustle more in general?

Yes, Finnish opponent!

I'm famousss yeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!! :D

Day 24 Chess,but the game must end in a bishop and knight checkmate

@neomedved

Ай бұрын

No way opponent won’t resign