This is my favorite channel right now 😂😂😂

@AustinRides7264

2 жыл бұрын

It's pure comedy 🤣

@aaronsalentine7876

2 жыл бұрын

It is pure gold. ✍😂

Flash would have kept the mustache

The safe cannons were actually brilliant.

Artosis, there's no one in the Blizzard office setting this up cause there's no more Blizzard Starcraft office...

@Atmapalazzo

3 жыл бұрын

The man is truly delusional

@Zeuts85

Ай бұрын

That's what they want you to think.

I never knew pablo escobar was a starcraft streamer , didnt he died??

@scarredable

2 жыл бұрын

CIA clonated him

@Xpwnxage

Ай бұрын

By 1994, the Columbia government was Toss and Pablo was Terran so he had no chance of winning.

"I have the idea" - Protoss, 2021

fuck me dude, ive watched these for a few days now and i've come to the conclusion artosis believes the game can only be played in a certain way, the way he believes to be correct and meta, which im sure it is. however that's simply not how most people are playing the game, he is so fixated on what's "correct" that he is losing these games and getting super mad because someone did things that dont fall into his description of "proper gameplay", perhaps it's an act since its almost to a script the things that he says "if i had done anything else" "this person is an idiot" same shit in every clip, then very well done to him for his superb acting!

@TROLYPOLYS

3 жыл бұрын

he needs to make $$$ for a living

@omegastar19

3 жыл бұрын

That is the exact same way Idra viewed the game in Starcraft 2. Artosis rage and Idra rage is almost identical.

@ryuranzou

3 жыл бұрын

@@omegastar19 I can see how they lived together.

@pilandejericco2487

3 жыл бұрын

he really hates players cheesing him and lose the most important part in this games is aiming to win. Even using the dirtiest cheezeeessssss

@yugen

2 жыл бұрын

lol imagine if was a British General encountering guerilla warfare for the first time

Artosis is like that bitter uncle you have that never went pro

@DarkNova50

2 ай бұрын

He never had the makings of a varsity gamer.

@Phil_Burton

2 ай бұрын

"Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind." Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

@ryder8646

14 күн бұрын

@@Phil_Burton lol that is the perfect comparison

"This is such a f* waste of my timeHMMWAAAA" LOL best part.

"The never ending clownliness" Thank you, Arty, for coming up with this hilarious phrases

If you're playing Artosis, just try something new. He'll cry and collapse and say it's not fair that you won.

@JustinK0

3 жыл бұрын

imagine if no player in the history of StarCraft was ever allowed to try something new.. LOL he gets so mad when someone does something 'different' rather than using is brain and adapting during the game

@hypers829

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustinK0 he kind of has a point, but he has no authority to dictate the opponent's playstyle

Fuck me i cried laughing when the pod dies and he just sits there at 18:00

Even when he wins, he complains.

I've been doing this for 20 years, surely nobody invented a new strategy in that time that I don't know... Never change, Arty. (He never will)

14:04 : "it doesn't beat anything" except Artosis :D

Flash wouldnt lose to Chile.

15:53 This might be the first time I have seen Artosis compliment his opponent ever lol

When it rains, it pours.

If your opponent's build order wrecked your build then you can't call it stupid hahaha.

Greatest pastas i've ever seen.

Battle cruiser pilot cam

@pere_kato

3 жыл бұрын

when a battlecruiser pilot uses a stimpack

Alot of rage

Love these longer uploads, by far my favorite channel right now I’ve binged all of your videos already 🤣

He's so bad I'm coughing 🤣🤣

That banner of scarlett and serious-tosis tho...who can pretend harder to be something they're not

In all these vids, and during all the times I've caught Artosis while he was streaming live, I've always seen him getting just an inch away from making it to code S, yet never actually succeeding to make it there. Has it ever happened?

@gggooodddyyy

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, then he dropped down after losing several in a row

I can just imagine Boxer or Nal_rA smurfing in the ladder and completely trollig Artosis lol

The mustache caught me off guard.

Bisu would 've won

"This is such a waste of time!". 37 000 people - let us waste it as well 😂

tanks and wrights are old as much as game. very potent combo against all races. air and land control.

That Goliath d matrix was pretty sexy

Day9 holding in the badness is so good XD

lmao i love hearing this guy cry

that fucking 4 robo mass reaver build, kek

does someone knows which video is where RT yells on a guy in the chat: "what's wrong with you"?

I fucking love chileans

El artosis

lol idra has said on record that Artosis was the reason he switched to zerg in starcraft 2 "I play zerg because artosis is a douchebag"

You've got "all ins" all day. Translation - they all've had their way with you. GG WP.

18:09 hahaha okay artosis is right jesus

babyragetosis ASMR

13:30

i always invent new strategies when playing zerg on ladder. i NEVER play standard. when i play standard i lose vs koreans. but when doing crazy shit they just fold. im b rank zerg laughs.

Ah yes Protoss stealing his mmr to make him play against worse players. Just beat them if they're so bad bro haha

Artosis know the conspiracy that blizzard watches him games and matches him perfectly against opponents that will beat him.

Stashtosis is best

there is not one single game that he doesnt complain lol... this guy is funny

Guys saying "woah, those were the games you were getting??!!1" probably were trolling artois as well.

What is this pasta he gets so mad about?

@ArtosisClips

3 жыл бұрын

Bad luck, Artosis. Clearly. You have the worst luck of any Broodwar player that has ever played Broodwar - ever, in the history of Broodwar. It should be a crime against humanity to be cursed with such horrible luck and matched against such inadequate players. These players aren't better than you. You are better than them, and to be frank, I don't want to live in a world where a player as talented as you can be dealt such a bad hand.

@VieneLea

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtosisClips Thanks :D

7:30 Okay so i dont even play this but he cant even make 1 fucking wraith? guy has whole artilery of revers and no anti air

Works every time on you 😀

20:18

Honestly, I bet there are just bots owning the shit out of him

Bro, does this guy ALWAYS go ST and Vultures? I have seen a ton of clips of him playing and he NEVER uses ANYTHING else.

@ArtosisClips

3 жыл бұрын

In Brood War, generally against Terran and Protoss, Terran's go mech. But against Zerg you'll see them go much more Marine-Medic play. Protoss have a million different ways to kill laods of Marines at once that Zerg is lacking, hence the way the meta went that way.

@charlescook5542

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the only way terran can play against protoss, bio is trash and gol ground dmg is trash. Arty does need to separate his tanks though instead of mass sieging.

you give me hope to life. Flash woulda complained better.

Flash would have scouted the cannons.

This is how it feels playing protoss in SC2, every1 is afraid of you so they all in or cheese you most games. In broodwar its the opposite protoss have trouble dealing with terran late game so they all in or cheese all the time.

@Yayaloy9

2 жыл бұрын

Nahhh, it's the opposite for SC2, they either all in you or all carrier A move you.

Wait. so the protoss went two goons first, two cannons, yet is still advanced in both unit count and technology? sounds balanced

its fuuny he thinks he is smart, but he really is not xD

Flash would've won, Artosis.

12:30 scarlet looks so manly in that portrait

why does he continue to play a game he hates so much

@codyheiner3636

3 жыл бұрын

My theory is because it gets him a lot of views, and he doesn't hate it as much as it seems.

Is he being real or just being sarcastic?

The biggest baby in starcraft lol

Random is a reall issue, even in sc2. I played guy who did random. He got zerg, harassed me to death with swarmhost plus nydus combo to the point i nearly throwed my laptop out of a window. I was gold, he was a fucking master in CURRENT season.

Pooptosis Moustache Chronicles

That mustache is a disaster

After watching this manbaby, I take solace in knowing I will never be this tilted by something so trivial

ShYnOvl is bad but is chilean and we know that artosis cant beat LATAM ... and NaG]WapoolD is Peruvian guy he would destroyed artosis even if they play with "no lag" lol... and the rest of the games was so funny tho

Why is it bullshit all the time when you lose? If someone takes a risk than play it say I would have a lot more respect for the player.

Dude complains that he gets weird matchups on a fucking 30 year old game. Lol