“Everyone just sieges their tanks!” Camera pans to his sieged tanks.

@dieseldave7019

3 жыл бұрын

Except they leave them sieged in one place for the whole game and don’t even try to play the game like a competent player would.

@dieseldave7019

3 жыл бұрын

But I see why ur saying😂

@nanotech2080

3 жыл бұрын

@@dieseldave7019 Why would he if he intends to go BC"s asap, for example? Opponent wastes time and money derping around, so you get them out faster.

@missbelled6700

3 жыл бұрын

@@dieseldave7019 Best part of playing ladder in RTS is you get to play greedy like this lol, why would anyone without tournament ambitions and skills to match ever want to hamstring themselves by playing in some pathetic imitation of top-tier play? Knowing one's limits and building the plan around that is the mark of a truly competent person, not the other way around.

@Josh-qr9fo

3 жыл бұрын

I will miss my kids graduation to win this game

Played the game for 22 years and still wonders why the units behave the way they do😁

@Tunoi_Veil

3 жыл бұрын

he mostly wonders about inconsistencies in pathing

@dakedakinson64

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tunoi_Veil patching is horrible in this game.

@2639theboss

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakedakinson64 it is, but so many of the issues RT complains about are solved in sc2.....like....server issues? Pathing? Balance? Maps? It's a 20 year old game....all of those things are going to be crap. There's a reason most people moved to sc2 over time.....

@godhandvoid9795

2 жыл бұрын

Because they always move differently, they fuck you over a different way every time lol

@xChimkin

2 ай бұрын

starcraft 2 is inferior though

Flash would have literally played as Random.

I think he has more fun playing protoss, ironically. He comments and makes jokes. When playing terran he's usually concentrared, serious, and about to blow up from rage.

@lotgc

3 жыл бұрын

If he gets so irritated playing Terran, I wonder how he would feel playing Zerg

@Choco-sk2gj

2 жыл бұрын

@@lotgc Maybe Zerg is his happy cloud 9 place, where he just relaxes and destroys his enemy! :D

@xKinjax

Жыл бұрын

​@motoki so what you're saying it's perfect for his skill level?

He even complains about prottos while playing prottos

Anyone else binge watching Artosis malding? These clips are so great

@jagian

Жыл бұрын

What does malding mean? I'm foreigner:)

@shihainin777

Жыл бұрын

@@jagian It basically means getting very upset and complaining

@jagian

Жыл бұрын

@@shihainin777 sounds like rt

@guyinthechat9533

Жыл бұрын

@@jagian Mad and Balding

I like how Artosis pretends he loses because of balance and the chat pretends he loses because he’s bad, when he clearly actually loses because a robot is telling him Mario erotica or repeating a letter endlessly for most of the game.

@ahuzel

4 ай бұрын

he alt tab and the game is done, i feel that.

@chloesmith4065

3 ай бұрын

Crourb? 🦀 🐤 Crourb? 🦀 🐤 Crourb? 🦀 🐤

All those Brood War customizations for that keyboard and he hasn't disabled the Windows key?

@HappyTofu2424

2 жыл бұрын

It's so funny cause his keyboard tutorial on his channel says to remove the windows keycap LMAO

I wish I had the time to watch live. The chat looks wild lol

@ArsicPlays

3 жыл бұрын

Us guys in the chat have a blast

Artosis deserves an award from blizzard for keeping StarCraft alive and well. Some of the funniest clips on the reg

12:20 Flash wouldn't miss his kid's graduation for this.

When all you see your accomplishments as are merely MMR gains and losses, you're already wasting your time.

@ahuzel

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, because losing is ultra fun, it is coded into our genetics.

@lawrencegreene46

2 жыл бұрын

Right I see all these clips of him raging when he's losing but when he wins he doesn't seem happy either

@tambaz2276

Жыл бұрын

@@lawrencegreene46 thats because the two are connected. If you're not grateful when things go right, you'll be salty when they go wrong

@Numenorean921

3 ай бұрын

@@lawrencegreene46 he is just as mad when he wins usually

Watching him play protons is like watching him play Terran, his still bad but at least.with Protoss I can hear the units voices and shit.

"I'm gonna eat his babies! I gonna beat him so badly he can't have children" 😆😆😆 Words of wisdom from Artosis.

"I stopped running near the end of the race to wait for the (slower) competition to give up, but they had the gall to continue past me toward the finish line."

How has he ripped off all the keys past the letters.... But not the windows key

If Flash could play his Terran against his Protos and he would win with both races at the same time.

Congrats to Artosis for beating B-rank Protoss players.

Flash would have appreciated the STRATEGY aspect of an RTS

This video should be titled ''Artosis goes trough harsh times''

when youre ahead, just wait for him to leave

Other guy in the pvp game probably was like "woah damn that was an epic game xD"

artosis has the best stream ever

5:50 144 supply with 4k mineral bank

15:23 i play random and i feel offended

16:00 lmao!

12:16 I really hope that "missing my kid's graduation"-remark was a joke 👀😝

@BobJason1

3 жыл бұрын

It clearly was. He was mocking how long it takes to play a tvt. Lol.

@jackcristo1628

3 жыл бұрын

Flash woulda attended Artosis's kid's graduation. And won the TvT.

@noblecyborg-savage

3 жыл бұрын

I'm more worried about him eating babies

12:21 LMFAO

Flash wouldn't need carrier vs a low canon rusher.

Sticking to protoss might save his life fr

Nonsense! There is no shame in defeat so long as the spirit is unconquered.

#CannonMasterRace

It's not fun to play against random... but banged on about Flash as Random in 2020.

Artopog

Missing my kid's graduation 😆

I actually felt bad about Artosis the second and third game. Second game, his opponent truly was insanely lucky, to the point where there's definitely significant grounds for suspicion of maphacking / stream sniping. Third game, it's a terran who wins not thanks to skill, but through sheer force of laming. Fuck this! >=(

I've never seen someone that gets angry both with they lose and win until now...

This channel is absolute gold! I will abuse it untill Artosis reports it :)

That was so funny 🤣🤣

What kind of bw player still has the windows key in their keyboard?

How many Zerglings can you freeze at one time... I can fucking assure you 'IT IS NOT ENOUGH', even with Mass Arbitre Zealot. How many Marines can you freeze at one time... I can fucking assure you 'IT IS NOT ENOUGH'!

Artosis I think that they are just younger and have more endurance ...

That moment when a terran player switches Protoss. :D

You were supposed to defeat them, no join them

How much sieged siege tanks it takes to siege sieged siege tanks if the sieged siege tanks can see siege tanks being sieged?

@zerk490

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

Flash would win in PvP, and, well, he does.

Flash would've matched against zerg even tho its a RvP

Idratosis

first opponent good plan but APM too lowie

Literally - It is mostly Micro (Tactics) & Strategy (fucking Strategy)! The only two major aspects of warfare other than the fact that games force you to 'Macro' create units. Fucking Warhammer 40k doesn't force Robute Guillieman to MAKE units, the games have us do that. That's why they're games.

Imagine him without his twitch and commentator income, raging alone in his basement... that would be depressing

@pitmclord

Жыл бұрын

But he’s not doing that so I’m inspired

Hahahaha Dat rage against Random. Just send an SCV scout at the very beginning if build orders etc are THAT important 😆

@antonalm7689

3 жыл бұрын

thank you for your input, bronze player in sc2

@Kongming666

3 жыл бұрын

@@antonalm7689 muh streamer

@LokaJohn

3 жыл бұрын

that's the point it dosen't matter what you do because against a random player you're always behind if you send scv at the start you lose potential income = behind if you don't scout you have no info = behind and they can cheese because you don't know what race he's playing that's his point no matter what you do, they have an advantage

F*** me hahaha

1-800 random

He's right though... random is bullshit both in BW and SC2.

flash would kill himself from artosis B ) and its weird that artosis i started playing as protoss

15:23 Just came around and found out the guy was born to be a perfect jester

"Protoss is all micro and strategy..." Yeah, and how about the other 2 races, they dont need to micro and strategy too? I feel like the more Artosis plays SC, the more senile and jaded hes becoming.

@edwin5145

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're looking too far into it buddy

@jeri11a23

3 жыл бұрын

@@edwin5145 yeah he's pretending to be stupid so his true stupid fans could donate more

@sharpasacueball

3 жыл бұрын

I think he said macro

@hallo-mt5tx

3 жыл бұрын

hes obviously saying that protoss is easy to macro compared to the other 2 and therefor can focus more on micro and strategy

I think carriers from sc1 are better and cooler looking than sc2. Cooler sound effects too.

@cdcdrr

2 жыл бұрын

They kind of look like bananas. Imagine a carrier stack slowly moving in on your base, as the drums beat, and a rising "Day-o, day-o, daylight come and me wan' go home".

Why are people excited about Flash playing random and angry at literally everyone else?

@Voidroamer

3 жыл бұрын

Because Flash already was the fourth race

Pov: you are here for Flash jokes.

@omegastar19

3 жыл бұрын

Flash would be here for the Flash jokes.

PvP does kinda suck.

I'm in love with his keyboard, can someone please tell me where to get one

@ArtosisClips

3 жыл бұрын

It's a Niz Plum Micro 82.

I hate zerg and protoss, why do i get terrans all day

bet if artosis played a game thats more about strategy than APM, he would fail lol.

I want to see Arty play as Zerg.

17:42 테사기 ㅅㅂ ㅋㅋㅋ

@sorrymybadxd

3 жыл бұрын

300 iq blame your opponent's race while playing the mirror 🧠

An idea for artosis. Pause at the start of the game (yes I know) and ask serious or cheese. If they say cheese cheese them, and they can’t complain because they asked for it. If they say serious (and are lower mmr) prepare for cheese, and if you suspect them to be serious players when say serious, then you’ll have a good match. I came up with this because it seems Skill beats stupid and cheese beats stupid. Cheese vs Skill requires effective cheese and skill to back it up. Cheese vs Cheese well since your already not doing the norm the cheese should be less effective, and thus it becomes a game of skill. And if it’s Skill vs Skill, well, need I say more? What do you think?

One of the worst reaver drops I’ve ever seen in my life 😅

TvT is hands down the dumbest match 😂

I suck at BW (and it's like impossible to find ppl to play against in NA so I can improve), but my protoss playstyle in SC2 is specifically designed to frustrate people like him. 1 base fast DT into expand and double Stargate Voidray in PvP? Yup. 2gate stalker pressure into colossus storm turtling with either a 3 base all in push or 4 base skytoss? Got that too. How about some GNC expand into immortal sentry all in off of 2 bases vs Zerg? Of course! Cannon rush into Immortal Prism shenanigans? Absolutely! Consider me a 1 stop shop for frustrating and/or unfun builds to play against.

@tenn0663

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, and let's not forget the 2gate robo all in off one base vs zerg. :)

1-800-random XD