If Buddha played Starcraft: “There are 4 forms of suffering: TvT, TvP, TvZ, and TvR.”

@superitgel1

10 ай бұрын

Even TvT?! 😹

@Tiepo01

6 ай бұрын

Dude tvt games are like an hour watching 2 metapods fighting each other.

@Slimurgical

4 ай бұрын

@@Tiepo01Genuinely hilarious comment and fully accurate.

@ryder8646

2 ай бұрын

@@Tiepo01 I remember that episode metapod, use siege! *metapod stays just as sieged as it was before* oh yeah? metapod, use siege! great television

Buddha in his first sermon, which translated from the Pali language means "The Turning of the Dhamma Wheel", taught us that Flash would have won

@Erdbeerheld1

3 жыл бұрын

First good flash joke in quiet a while. Very nice build up!

@Tower-kn1dr

2 жыл бұрын

flash wouldnt lose 12 marines.

racismbot donated 300 bits approximately 17 times before he was banned. 100 bits is $1.40; $1.40 * 3 * 17 donations = $71.4, the price of making Artosis rage

@mgtowstanleyzoltanov9808

2 жыл бұрын

Worth it

@gamingbtc

2 жыл бұрын

WORTH EVERY PENNY

Actually Buddha was a Protoss player that's why he could found Buddhism :)

@Necroneer

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Bruh was that the entire bee movie script? Classic

Buddha would definitely have been a Protoss player.

Poor racismbot, that had real "dad shouts at you when you're trying to get his attention by acting silly" energy.

@mackparker9064

3 жыл бұрын

HE IS THE MAN LMFAO, I'M WHEEZING

@moistnugget4147

3 жыл бұрын

What a sad person that guy must have been

I never could have guessed SC:BW horrible unit pathing would give me so much laughs and joy, thanks to saltosis

@harizotoh7

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably gonna kill someone for real one day.

@UloeDragonball

3 жыл бұрын

@@harizotoh7 Get real bro.

Flash would have founded Buddhism.

My God I love Arty. He's a shining beacon of hope when you scumbag Zerg are on the map. Protoss you disgusting dishonorable foes. Only Artosis can save us.

@adamhrin9866

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps i treated him too harshly...

7:59 he clearly just didn't move that marine back. hilarious.

at 7:45 actually watched it in 0.25 speed. He never clicks for the marine to go below the factory rofl ohh Arty

Cannon rushing confirmed as the most spiritual way to play. And @7:46 he clearly fails to send the marine back - it didn't get stuck.

@jmanbrizzle

2 жыл бұрын

He added the bottom marine to the control group with the top marine and sent them down. Though the marines were a bit far apart from each other, they did act a bit wierd

#FREERACISMBOT

this is probably my favorite out of all the artosis clips

a long video! thank you a lot, i love these lmao

7:46-7:47 he actually didn't sent the marine back the factory..

28 minutes into the game.. 2 base noobtosis vs 7 base scan. Sounds about right.

MODS HELP, SOMEBODY IS GIVING ARTOSIS MONEY SHUT IT DOWN

@2:30 Had me... the lings going at like 4x speed on his rax

@Skazzo

2 жыл бұрын

Watching lings smash into shit is one of the most satisfying things in the world. Like beavers building a dam.

racism bot cheered x300

9:44 LMAO

Buddha played Protoss

I have watched this clip like 20 times, I am dying with racismbot and his donation, I cannot stop to watch that part hahahahahahahahahahah

I lke you so much Artosis

god damn, might be the 4chan of all twitch chats

Artosus

7:58 bullshit, I clearly see you click right at the factory at 7:10

@jmanbrizzle

2 жыл бұрын

After that right click, he added the bottom marine to the same control group and right clicked further down

@scarredable

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmanbrizzle what the fuck are you looking at.

LOL these are hilarious

Flash would have picked the right race. Wait a second

@IYPITWL

2 жыл бұрын

We need flash to leave the military so he can fix the race again.

- qualified -

GUYS. I KNOW WHY ARTOSIS LOSES. CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG, BUT AT 2:08 YOU SEE THAT ARTOSIS PLAYS WITH A WIRELESS MOUSE. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE PROBLEM TO ALL HIS TERRAN WOES.

no amount of books will make you fell ok about losing a game, chat

it looks like racismbot hated terrans, probably a protoss player. thats why he tilted him till he lost the game. He lived up to his name, terran racism is real, terran lives matter too

lol

“Takes zero skill” Yeah, because hanging out on 2 bases while never being aggressive takes skill amirite

LOL unreal

Dreadinfested seriously? lol

I don't mind get paid to just get annoyed lol

make tank

Holy shit, RacismBot is a God. LMFAO

@moistnugget4147

3 жыл бұрын

No, that was fucked up

@ghostdivision6877

3 жыл бұрын

@@moistnugget4147 i follow this channel because it makes my day how Artosis rages and the chat messages are hella fun but that one guy was really annoying

Artosis job is to get angry for donations.

lol never change. Blaming glitches for micro mess ups

racismbot cheered

UU? RR?

HE IS GIVING ME MONEEEEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope you are acting. For your sake

30 year Calabriasan American (He looks italo) man losing his shit over Starcraft 1. Where's my spaghetti, this man has a megalo katso mate.

@drdnout

2 жыл бұрын

He looks like Tommy Spaghetti from gta vc

You know Artosis, all this bullshit pathfinding that didn't work got fixed in SC2. Just saying. You can come home to the superior game. You don't have to play a game where breaking the engine is considered a valid move, balance hasn't been updated in 20+ years, you have to train for years to get good at the busywork, and a marine will randomly glitch out and destroy your fucking game. Come home to Legacy of the Void. We have siege tanks that can siege without needing an upgrade, no goddamned goliath pathing, and plenty of protoss to shit on.

@alexandriac6641

3 жыл бұрын

Brood War makes Artosis practically cry and he still likes it more than SC2

@HrHaakon

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandriac6641 Yes, Stockholm syndrome is a scary thing to behold.

@alexandriac6641

3 жыл бұрын

@@HrHaakon Cope

@HrHaakon

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandriac6641 lol

@dungeonmaster6292

3 жыл бұрын

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