Average time to get a paradox achievement

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4 ай бұрын

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@schiefer1103

4 ай бұрын

It literally took me this Long to get Eesti is Scandi

@sheep7

4 ай бұрын

​@@schiefer1103pain.

@Zeitgeist2000

4 ай бұрын

it took me 3 days to get the abbasid rise again achievement in ck2 cause all my good r ulers kept dying of stupidity. funniest part, is that my very first character on that run, got the immortality event, got to the very end of it, but because he didnt have enough diplo, the dude ate the apple instead of giving it to my guy and then he died a week or so later

@Peter33338

4 ай бұрын

Bitt3rsteel went for stealing the ships from the navy countrys

4:54 for those who don't know. Airplane range is calculated from the center of the state, not the province where the airport is. That's why this can happen if the airport is on the edge of a state.

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@dutch_cheese_man

4 ай бұрын

surely thats a simple fix right?

@geokou7645

4 ай бұрын

WELL THATS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT. THANKS PARADOX.

@Slender1870

4 ай бұрын

@@dutch_cheese_man Yes, but no. If they changed it to the location of the airfield, it could spawn in like the north west of a state and you need the planes in the south east. Meaning the airfield becomes useless, considering you can't choose which province the airfield spawns in. If they did allow you to choose the province, you could just spam them in every province. Pretty much making it so you don't need more than 500 km range on planes cause you can just build an airport in every province. If they limit it to one airport per state but you can decide where to build it, in contested states one person could build an airport purely so the enemy can't build one in the state. If the players can build one in each different controlled side, what if one person captures the other airfield? You'd have 2 airfields in one state. So while it's simple to change it, it's much more complicated to find something that works better.

@snomcultist189

4 ай бұрын

@@Slender1870 but what if you just make it from the middle of the state instead?

So glad I got this achievement during the time of the naval production bug.

@theduchyofmilanball3157

4 ай бұрын

Whats the best patch to roll back to btw.

@ectohd1844

4 ай бұрын

1.12 for me at least cuz a lot of mods are only updated for that version of the ones I play@@theduchyofmilanball3157

@luca427

4 ай бұрын

@@theduchyofmilanball3157 1.11.10 or 1.11.11 some where there should be the infinite Navel production plus the infinite Tanks Bug

@fifthcrusade4607

4 ай бұрын

Same, wish I got the one for Hungary as well

@Oliver-ld3ei

4 ай бұрын

@@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 damn, I didn’t think using a bug in hoi4 was a sin.

There's going to be an achievement for conquering the world as Brazil called "You're going to Brazil".

@goldenfiberwheat238

4 ай бұрын

It should be called “You wouldn’t come to Brazil so Brazil came to you”

@ahoy_11

Ай бұрын

Close enough

@ciphergacha9100

4 күн бұрын

You weren’t that far off

I hope the new DLC gets the sub count going so we can get ALF LANDON and A to Z 2.0

@antoncabotta5364

4 ай бұрын

all the new Brazilian subscribers will be pushing for ALF LANDON

@kronosomni2805

4 ай бұрын

@RepentandbelieveinJesusChrist5 Reported for spam, go away!

@losisansgaming2628

4 ай бұрын

And THE RAT

@tasmanianmapping

3 ай бұрын

AUSTRALIA PLAYTHROUGH

Moment of silence for the people who accidently created battlecruisers instead of battleships.

@captain_hammer

4 ай бұрын

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@goldenfiberwheat238

4 ай бұрын

I think I’d stop playing the game for months after that. I remember one time a few years ago I was playing new Vegas and I died to one of the land mines on the bridge in primm and my last save was right before I talked to ringo. That was in February and I think I didn’t touch the game again till October

@TheCoolBananaMan-rv2my

4 ай бұрын

@@goldenfiberwheat238that’s how I play most games when I lose or get kicked in the balls

@simonnachreiner8380

5 күн бұрын

... that's like 20 minutes if you skip dialogue. Sure it's a pain but it's not eight months of not playing the game pain. That's one of the best parts of new Vegas. If you don't care about immersing yourself it's remarkably easy to speed through by skipping dialogue. Only parts of the entire game that you can't really speed through are the combat portions of lonesome road and pretty much all of dead money... Beep beep beep flashbacks intensifying.

For anyone who doesn't know this achivement was based on an old Paradox Livestream when they played in South America pre Man The Guns. I think it was a throw away line someone said

Can’t wait for the Liberian focus tree

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@ahuman9100

4 ай бұрын

Afghan focus tree gonna be crazy💀

@Elenrai

4 ай бұрын

@@ahuman9100Just wait for someone to add the shared event "Arab Spring", multiplayer will be impossible!

@EasoLV

4 ай бұрын

@@ahuman9100 Durrani Empire and probably some kind of crazy reverse-Alexander claims on Greece. Cause why not.

@janbo8331

4 ай бұрын

Endgoal: puppet and enslave the US and have them relocate to Africa.

My friend did this in a less agony way, he just waited for the war against Japan, joined with America, helped win that and just stole the Japanese navy, filled in whatever gaps left

@gawkthimm6030

4 ай бұрын

yeah that was how I would have done it too,

@jackwheeler609

4 ай бұрын

He said he could’ve but wanted to do it how paradox intended

Bad news, In two months, you will be right back there. In South America.

@tobikenobi7364

4 ай бұрын

A fate worse than death

@Galactipunk

4 ай бұрын

Wait another year and we will get the dreaded Central America Update.

@darthvader2201

4 ай бұрын

PARUGUAY WORLD CONQUEST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!! PYPYPYPY

@the_roman_emperor_fisheater

4 ай бұрын

Brazil is op with normal focus tree if you go brown shirt team since you can get 3 million+ manpower in 1936

I was marginally disappointment we didn't get to see the splendid Bolivarian fleet test it's mettle against another navy.

Fun fact, if you go to the steam page of the dlc you'll se that it will only include brazil, argentina and chile

@aspl5717

4 ай бұрын

With minor content for Paraguay and Uruguay

@lomjnkhji2145643

4 ай бұрын

@@aspl5717 yeah, but mainly will focus on those 3 countries

@legitplayin6977

4 ай бұрын

Oh really? That’s even worse than I thought. I would have hoped for something with Peru or Colombia at least

@lomjnkhji2145643

4 ай бұрын

@@legitplayin6977 same

@mauterra1837

4 ай бұрын

as a Venezuelan, I… don’t really know what I expected

the worst thing is colombia isnt even getting a focus tree in the new dlc

@revolutionstudios5052

4 ай бұрын

>Japan still has the same focus tree it did at release why live

@Kandall05161

4 ай бұрын

@@revolutionstudios5052 It... it doesn't though. Japan got updated in WTT. Italy was the last major that wasn't updated since release.

@gabrielgatodelgado7514

4 ай бұрын

​@@Kandall05161revolutionstudios5052's been real quiet since this dropped

@revolutionstudios5052

4 ай бұрын

@@Kandall05161 dont care need Japan rework

@honeybadger6275

3 ай бұрын

@@revolutionstudios5052 If its going to be as bad as the italy rework they should leave it as it is.

That Paraguay and Uruguay world conquest is going to be so entertaining

This achievement makes Dark Souls look like a walk in the park.

@bertsteinich

4 ай бұрын

Right...

> This achievement takes 10 hours to get > Video is 19 minutes long Goddamit, ISP, what is it now?

@juliancumbia6443

4 ай бұрын

The Power of Editing

@bossy1496

4 ай бұрын

hes a liar thats what he is

@SirNace

4 ай бұрын

Now its 100

Needs to build 10 battleships. Needs them to be the cheapest to spam out. Adds 2 additional heavy gun batteries for no reason. Also makes converted battleship hulls for carriers instead of just using the converted cruiser ones. BRUH

> Starts as Colombia > Makes Gran Colombia > Builds one of the best airforces and navy’s > Refuses to elaborate further

Exploited that achievement, when that dockyard production exploit worked

My Ships Don’t Lie. Truly Paradox has some sort of pun god in their employ. Also imagine Shakira as a battleship anime style.

@RedTrex9

Ай бұрын

I like shakira

I remember when I did this achievement I was literally endsieg'ing against the allies in like 1946 and I just barely got it before I capped

What’s ironic about it is that the name of the achievement is “My ships don’t lie” yet those ships are definitely nothing but lies, as he said himself “just floating platforms/decks”

i remember when i got this achievement a while back things went very smoothly up until the war with peru whcih was genuine hell, with nobody being able to push and 1 million casualties on each side, this went on for about 3 years until i finally started encircling them and wearing them down. i mean its not like i had to be quick considering how long the battleships take to make

I want an achievement to turn amazon forest into a highway, for good old times

@goldenfiberwheat238

4 ай бұрын

Lula would get a heart attack from that

gotta love the middle of the airspace being the center of the province and not the location of the airfield

Thing entire channel is a psychosis - I love it

I’m super happy they’re finally adding something to South America, so those “air zones” will probably be reduced

The US only intervenes in vanilla if you join a faction. You can conquer South America unopposed if you don't join anyone.

@Hewberman

4 ай бұрын

so no dlc? or are there some dlc's where this is still the case?

I can't understand HOI4, but you make it seem like such a fun game, thank You for Your content, cheers!

@Kalbot84

4 ай бұрын

idk if this will help you at all but I learned the game by playing with the console commands so I could just bypass anything that was taking too long and fly through all the different techs etc. Once I had a couple of cheat playthroughs like this I jumped into an ironman game as UK and had the best RTS experience of my life That was years ago, I've got nearly 5k hours on steam with this game and I'm still, still to this day finding out new things about the game. If you are planning to figure out this game, hopefully that helps you a bit, but it's definitely worth it

@3magikarpinamansuit281

4 ай бұрын

Or watch a video

@Kalbot84

4 ай бұрын

@@3magikarpinamansuit281 yeah or watch a video, but figuring it out for yourself is a lot more rewarding

@bapabs

4 ай бұрын

Another way to learn the game, the way I used, was through playing mods. If you have a mod you really enjoy the setting of (for me it was the old world blues mod) it helps you power through the initial learning curve. However you choose to go about it though, I hope you find it as fun as I did.

Something I saw one time: The AI Sealion. No joke, I was playing the U.S, looked over, and saw the UK at 50% Capitulation. I saved the game, but thay was unexpected.

Once did a game playing as Venezuela trying to conquer all of South America. Only had Brazil left and died. Lessons learned: 1: Brazilian jungle suck ass. Your infantry WILL get overrun when retreating. 2: Chile looks easy. It's actually an enormous pain in the ass since you can't perform encirclements easily.

Fun fact, the USA has 11 carriers. The achievement for Colombia wants you to get just 1 less.

@Aredel

3 ай бұрын

11 supercarriers. We also have 10 amphibious assault carriers.

One of the achievements I was actually able to get on my own without KZread or Reddit guides!

The focus in the generic tree that provides a 100x boost and a 2x year ahead of time reduction applies to small airframes as well as the mediums, which means you can actually spend the multiple other boosts earlier! Unless you plan on using them for modern fighters.

His comments on the generic focus tree got me thinking he should find a mod that gives every country the generic tree and el generico as a leader

As someone from Colombia, I am proud people are forced to suffer while playing as objectively the best nation.

@ReikerForge

4 ай бұрын

Best nation didn't even get a focus tree in the South America DLC

@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding

4 ай бұрын

@@ReikerForge We are so objectively superior to everyone else pdx is too afraid to give us a focus tree, cuz they are afraid people won't play anything else but Colombia.

@ReikerForge

4 ай бұрын

@@quedtion_marks_kirby_moddingDon't worry, Central America DLC is next and the best country will obtain its focus tree then Serious question though since you know Paradox is going to put some meme/play on words achievements in there (Norway Jose, Danzig Queen etc), what do you think they'll add for Columbia?

@quedtion_marks_kirby_modding

4 ай бұрын

@@ReikerForge Idk. We sunk a grand total of 1 german sub in the war, so it would be funny if they made an achuvement about killing subs.

While his ships do lie. ISP's hips do NOT lie.

And they annonced it a few hours earlier. Your timing is great.

My ship do be lieing

Look at that big blue blob up there, they got some ships you can start calling your own!

10 aircraft carriers? To put that into perspective, there are currently only 47 aircraft carriers in service and the country with the most, the us, has 11

I love how the dev team neglect countries that partcipated in WW2 like Romania and Hungary (desperate for a rework) but then give BRAZIL a focus

@cuidadocomomatheus

4 ай бұрын

Brazil was part of the war dumb dumb, still kinda ridiculous because we did jack shit lmfao

@ReikerForge

4 ай бұрын

At least Brazil actually sent an expeditionary force unlike every other SA country that did nothing and then declared on hortler three days before the war was over to pretend they're in the cool kids club

@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740

4 ай бұрын

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_Expeditionary_Force

@goldenfiberwheat238

4 ай бұрын

@@ReikerForgethey also declared war in Japan as well but this was in 45 so

@goldenfiberwheat238

4 ай бұрын

@@connortheandroidsentbycybe7740Hungary and Romania did a whole lot more than Brazil so he’s still right

Never assume it's permanent stalemate. As Finland, I ended up at war with the Allies and it was a "failed run." I let it run at 5x speed overnight. In the morning, someone had apparently invaded the US and taken them out, giving me a peace deal to grab all my stuff. It was 1981.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rats made me crazy.

@redprofile4138

4 ай бұрын

Crazy I was crazy once They locked me in a room full of bagels. Bagels are round. Round like the sun. The sun has spots. I once had a dog named spots He lost his life Life is like a box of cereal. It cost ten dollars. Ten dollars? That crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once

@No.00000

4 ай бұрын

Crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. Rat made me crazy.

Iswallowproductions when are you doing Alftillery only?

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Was about to mention that you can make it far less painfull by taking major powers navies but since you didn't go that path on purpose , ya' only got yourself to blame for this torture isp.

1 million subscriber special should be artillery only as Alf Landon

0:04 I am not Timothy

I did this right before the update where they fixed the peace conferences so you could take ships... pain...

taking the ships in a peace treaty counts for the achivement

finally theyre back

Give us the rat.

@christoperwallace6197

4 ай бұрын

If he does maybe yall will shut up about the rat jesus.😂

I have a feeling the airzones and providences for south america will get reworked in the next DLC.

Venezuela: Hey Columbia I see you want to invade us. Lemme help you with that.

Alf Landon artillery only when?

@ISP You know you could built up your civs before the dockyards since you’ll have to trade them away for resources. Secondly, you should have probably sold off all military equipment for civs and converted your Mils to civs. Lastly, you should have converted your old CLs in convert CVs. As long as it’s actually a CL and not a coastal defense ship you’re able to convert them. If you use the same engine on the CV as the CL you can drop it lower. The BBs only needed a gun on it to make it a BB. You probably could have cut off more then an hour by doing this.

I’ve been mewing to look liek the king of chadvik

Just steal those navies... Easy

last time I looked at south america it was multiplayer, senior hilter appeared in argentina

I like how while watching this video I get an ad for the new dlc. The algorithm might be on to something...

surely next dlc will fix all the airzones in south america

I can safely say I get one use out of having south america in the game, and that is naval invading guyana to steal all of the aluminium there to make more planes

Remember when paradox teased a rework of the air zones with the italy DLC and it did nothing to change this stupidity?

Could you do a collab with ISP for 1st April. You'd be a Fool not to, an April Fool as it were

I played hoi4 for about 500 hours since 2018 because of you. I am pretty good but navy is still a bit complicated, it is cool to rp as a little natuon getting decent ships so you feel some pride.

Funny thus came out today, when the south america DLC was announced

Good eve Timmys

I did this before taking navies was a thing. I formed Gran Colombia from Peru, and conquered all of South America except Brazil. The hardest part was affording all the steel for the ships. Made the best ships i could so it took forever. Finisehd in 48.

10:59 it’s been broken since man the guns they never intervene

Colombia mentioned raaaagh 🦅🦅🇨🇴

first time the title isn't clickbait

Missed opportunity for the devs when naming the achievement. Could have called it "Big Ship Diplomacy," real history buffs understand why this works on multiple levels

Ive been watching since 28k from when I was in middle school (7th year in British) and still love the content. I chose watching isorrowproductions tonight over going to a girls house. :0

Hey that was the first achievement I tried to get.... It took until 1950

Meanwhile I voluntarily got this achievement over 5 years ago because I liked to play in south America. Looking back, I don't have a clue why.

Ships Dont Lie is a reference to pop song Hips Don't Lie by Colombian artist Shakira

Now give us the 10 hour unedited edition

Who needs South America DLC? Central America DLC is where its at. El Salvador must be unleashed

fun man of map suffering makes new video!!

Where is the rat!

More achievements!

doesnt matter now because youve already released the vid, but another way is to basically go after all of south america, cuz the chileans, agentinians and brazillians have decent sized navies with quite a few of the ships u need, plus your facist. and you can help mustache man take out the english and delete the allies b4 murica joins

Done Prussia of the Balkans, Austria-Hungary and Hardly anything Sevres recently? Those are the only 3 I'm missing and I'm just finding them impossible.

OOOOh baby a hot fresh I-sco-pro fresh off the rackety row

Video of colombia saying there's nothing to do in south america. Same day announcement of the new DLC, south america.

Honestly with the DLC i could see myself playing in south america. Not to fight in south america, though. To send troops to other fun places like europe.

Petition for ISP to play World Ablaze mod.

Of course ships can't lie. They can't speak.

@Kalbot84

4 ай бұрын

they can lie around doing nothing though, that's for sure

Shakira has her own HoI achievement?!

suffering CHEESE MAN plays with shipz!

Anyone notice the soviets in kola that held out the whole game

Still less painful than Payday 2 achievements

Im waiting for the Liberian Focus Tree 🥰

im busting

2:06 it certainly is a template

Lbozo to everyone who didn't get it when the naval production bug worked

Who knew ISP supported Conversion Therapy...?

*my ships don't lie bro. XD*

Do all EU4 achievements for maximal pain and suffering, I know you wanna :)

You know I would have tried taking the Chilean Brazilian and Argentine navies because they have battleships