The "unexpected item in the bagging area" literally made me laugh out loud

@Reyeoux

5 жыл бұрын

No one expects the Spanish inquisition

@miscellaneous7777

5 жыл бұрын

I didn’t get that one... can you explain?

@duncantalksalotmore5032

5 жыл бұрын

Clarissa Fray it is a common line you’ll hear from a self checkout kiosk in a supermarket.

@colonelkk

4 жыл бұрын

Clarissa Fray In Britain automated checkouts at shops have a tendency to go “unexpected item in the bagging area” when you place something in the wrong place

"He put the Chocolates down beside her....Silence.....and then at last she spoke....unexpected item in the bagging aera" THAT IS HOW YOU DELIVER A JOKE! and Huge's delivery of the line make it too funny.

@jzaar7483

6 жыл бұрын

I choked on my tea when he said that. ;3

@oldmanc2

5 жыл бұрын

@@jzaar7483 Me too. But I had coffee from a shit bucket

@rustkarl

5 жыл бұрын

I blew the water I was drinking out all over the floor.

@jackdavids2723

5 жыл бұрын

Rustymcnut Manc Flyer Tirukinoko .... why do you people consume beverages while watching these videos?

@rustkarl

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Davids Cause I’m a thirsty boi

"when they left the bar she saw him in a new light. daylight, and he was disgusting"

Christian grabbed Anastasia and whispered in her ear... what's the naughtiest thing you've ever done? Oh gosh, well I suppose when I was younger and we used to run through fields of wheat...

@GrijzePilion

6 жыл бұрын

Because this is a meme now.

@CyberLink70

6 жыл бұрын

I don’t. Explain?

@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165

6 жыл бұрын

James CyberLink Prime Minister tried to brush off a question asked in an interview "What was the worst thing you've ever done?" Or something of that sort, by saying that she ran though a field of wheat and the farmers may not have liked it.

@vincehgrutherford6184

6 жыл бұрын

Out of everything out shitty prime minister could've said and she talked about wheat fields... I would've at least mentioned pigs... It's original...

@leehenry5764

5 жыл бұрын

@@drwhowhatwhenwhy1165 corn field!

Ed's line at 2:45 is so simple but so unexpectingly funny. :D

@bartvandewalle4253

7 жыл бұрын

It's hilarious, but only because the deliverance is spot on. A minor god might have stumbled.

@GT_Walker

7 жыл бұрын

Most jokes are about the delivery.

@themonsterbrat

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, and he had to wait quite long before he could say it!

@jaggass

5 жыл бұрын

''He was overcome by a huge sensation of arousal followed by a huge climax and then it was over. He had no idea that a hoover could give an amazing blowjob''

@commentconnoisseur1001

5 жыл бұрын

The best thing about it is thatg he'd been waiting ages just to make that joke, because he kept getting beaten to the mic.

Pride & Prejudice bit was spot-on 😂 I remember reading a book for the first time and thinking "Considering how much land Darcy owns, he must be compensating for something".

@yt-sh

4 жыл бұрын

yes loneliness

@amosw766

3 жыл бұрын

@@yt-sh fuckin yikes

"When they left the bar, she saw him in a new light. Daylight. And it was disgusting" SAME

I love that all of them are coming up with witty puns and thought out jokes, yet ed saying 'i want to see you shit in this bin' was by far the funniest

I like how Ed Byrne keeps gets beaten to the mic stand by someone else.

@samlee5549

4 жыл бұрын

Then, when he finally gets to the mic, he says: “I want to see you shit in this bin.”

@the_pigs_have_rebelled

4 жыл бұрын

Sam Lee lol

@cov9290

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of an old episode

@jrejoose

3 жыл бұрын

@@samlee5549 I read this literally at the exact time he said it ahahaha

This romantic novel round is possibly the best topic round I've ever seen on Mock the Week. Every gag and delivery was a total hit with many different themes.

Nothing could've prepared me for "I want to see you shit in this bin"

They need to get James Acaster on more, he is hilarious!

@burnbobquist8999

6 жыл бұрын

He is, but i like both Ed's too. :D

@zakfrancis5352

4 жыл бұрын

CharlieLoaf I don’t think he is but everyone else does😂

@xtheamazingax

Жыл бұрын

Well, took some time, but he did return!

"Mr Darcy, you are so becoming". "Really", he said, "cause I think it's you that will be coming" High five!😉😉

the best one is showing up to the first date in a wedding dress lmfao

@rainerwinkler6140

6 жыл бұрын

Ollie J. Your sense of humor is appalling

@vincehgrutherford6184

6 жыл бұрын

Ollie J. Hugh Dennis and Ed Byrnes could be dead and still make better jokes.

@JamesSamson487

4 жыл бұрын

This just happened in The Bachelor Australia 2019. Wish I was joking...

@FirstnameLastname-es1ko

4 жыл бұрын

Rainer Winkler It was an *okay* joke. But maybe this person liked it. Humour is subjective, so you can’t tell someone theirs is bad.

@sophie2946

3 жыл бұрын

@ollie it was my favourite too😂

The daylight joke got me good.

"Shit did I say that last bit out loud?" That's a problem I definitely suffer from.

A quick guide on how to get likes in the Mock The Week videos comment section: 1. "Huw is carrying the show" 2. "These new guys suck" 4. "The women aren't funny" 3. "Bring back Frankie" All of these guaranteed to get you a top comment

@shahzilchoudhry809

7 жыл бұрын

StalkingYouMate genuinely 100% accurate

@dylanmurphy2973

7 жыл бұрын

Shahzil Choudhry except Huw

@garyabbot4659

7 жыл бұрын

StalkingYouMate You seem bitter.

@StalkingYouMate

7 жыл бұрын

Bitter about what lol?

@LokkerG

7 жыл бұрын

Bitter? No. Justifiably cynical? Yeah.

I love how Ed either smiles or laughs right after he’s finished his jokes. And he’s hot

Idk what people are bitching about, everyone was hilarious!

Ed's first joke has me howling 🤣

"She could not bare his loss any longer. No matter how hard she tried, grief would always get the better of her. Eventually, she had to move on and accept that Frankie will never come back."

"I want to see you shit in this bin" LMFAO I love Ed Byrne

man literally waited 5 turns just to say "I want to see you shit in this bin" lmao

MTW: "Things you wouldn't read in a romance novel." Master authors of the genre: Challenge accepted.

@f.i.r.e.5119

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. I'm on it.

I get the criticism of Angela Barnes but Zoe Lyons has been consistently funny in all the clips I've seen.

@jonnnnniej

3 жыл бұрын

Zoe is actually one of my faves, she rarely has a joke that doesn't land :)

@TheSongwritingCat

3 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@wolfvandewerff502

3 жыл бұрын

Dawn rises in serengeti, Dawn has absolutely no idea how she got there😂

'I want to see you shit in this bin'. The reaction that got tells me so much. We NEED more horrid humour.

that becoming joke was golden.

awkward struggles toward the mic like at 2:39 are honestly my favourite part of scenes we’d like to see

I don't get all the hate, the women on the show were hilarious

@FooBarBash

7 жыл бұрын

Really? Was anything Angela Barnes said funny?

@bartvandewalle4253

7 жыл бұрын

I think so, yes.

@Michylawhty

7 жыл бұрын

Yup, plenty of stuff.

@Picnicl

7 жыл бұрын

Angela Barnes is great at delivery. Zoe Lyons was great here too.

@cov9290

3 жыл бұрын

They only have woman to stop the bbc from going out of budget

Ed is so randomly hilarious. 'i want to see you shit in this bin'.

2:45 Ed Byrne caught me sooo much off guard, I actually fell off my chair and rolled on the floor squeezing my aching belly because I couldn't help laughing maniacally...

@obs4281

6 жыл бұрын

Mason Starling that was overly dramatic. Bet you didn't even do that 👍

@RAFMnBgaming

6 жыл бұрын

What makes it better is how hard he tried to get on the mic before that.

People need to get over themselves and find a new show if they think this is crap. I personally think this is still a great show, even if all the classic ones are gone.

The one with the bra had me laughing out loud 😂😂

Hugh’s bagging area joke was just perfect.

The smile at 0:25

"Well it does fulfill the criteria." Dara's face :')

I want to see you shit in this bin was the most unexpected and hilarious thing I have ever seen.

Ed Gamble's final joke is really worth waiting for.

"I want to see you shit in this bin" LOL I wasn't expecting it that

‘Daylight. And it was disgusting’ 😂

I was just watching Ed Byrne trying to speak and getting beaten to to the mic😂

I'm from Kenya. but I love watching mock the week

@RNBisDOD

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody cares

@pharaya3757

5 жыл бұрын

@Jack Tyrrell why'd you have to be so rude for

@erinkeegan5893

5 жыл бұрын

Cobra Rising calm down

@RNBisDOD

5 жыл бұрын

@@erinkeegan5893 as u wish Lord Buddha 🙏

@erinkeegan5893

5 жыл бұрын

Cobra Rising lmao

2:45 Ed's deadpan expression and Dara's expression made this

Anyone else wanna write a romance/comedy novel to include all these lines?

When the night set in he cornered the girl and started kissing her passionately on the lips. Then, in a moment of discomfort he sensed a moustache and repelled in horror. Switching the bedroom light on he was relieved to see her doing a hand stand.

1:15. I would've actually died if he said "unexpected item in the shagging area"

"I want to see you sh*t in this bin" 😂 Spat out my tea

0:52 top ten moments of British comedy

Brilliant. One of the best I’ve seen.

The chuckle brothers one was gold.

Most of these lines are probably in 50 shades

When is the Rejected Exam Questions/Commericals that never made it to air?

@Luke-qr7pm

6 жыл бұрын

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@Luke-qr7pm

6 жыл бұрын

Exam questions ^^^^

@LoogiTheDino

6 жыл бұрын

Already seen it.

Hugh and Ed are gods

watching this with my Alexa in the room and when he said it she chimes up

There are times when you can tell Ed only said something to get Dara laughing

"I want to see you shit in a bin"😭 can't cope

0:53 and 2:46 are my favourite ones

Now I just want to write a romantic novel with every single one of these lines There it is Perfection

Very funny as always 😂😂😂😂

loved the chuckle brothers gag!

His heavy package landed on the desk "I bet you like this" *Bell rings* "Alright class that will be all"

Its refreshing to see more than one female for a change.

@vincehgrutherford6184

6 жыл бұрын

Mark Atkin Wtf Mark?

@alexandercummins

5 жыл бұрын

why is it?

"To me, to you" is too much ah I'm in pain

R.I.P Barry Chuckle

I love watching this with the Seinfeld Theme in the Background

how am I now seeing this???? I LOVE IT!!!

"Shit! Did I say that last bit out loud?" 😂🤣😂🤣

I think the new panel are quite hilarious!

"I want to see you shit in this bin." New favorite pickup line.

"He hung like a fucking cart horse" 😂😂😂😂 "I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂😂

THE MR DARCY ONE GOT ME

Hal and Ed Gamble may have gotten in some good licks, but "I want to see you shit in this bin" is the funniest thing to have come out of anyone's mouth on this show

And this is the end of 50 shades of grey. Even so Jane still couldn’t decide what colour to paint the wall. Removing her clothes, she turned her back and said ‘does that look right to you?’ She always believed in love at first sight... until see woke up and seen Dara at the end of her bed That’s some of mine

My three favourite Male comedians all in one video, brilliant, xx

0:41 that is what Mrs. Bennett is really thinking

One of the best ever!!!

2:45 was the best part!

My entry, "Van Hesling left the Cullen household, knowing his life work was now complete."

@pandakatiefominz

5 жыл бұрын

How clever, a Twilight is bad joke *years* after it was popular

Truly poetic

0_46 😂 great punchline.

2:04 Enough time with Citation Needed's given me context for this joke and I couldn't be happier. :'D

Brilliant. In a new light. Daylight and it’s disgusting

3:33 that is what Mr. Darcy is really thinking

Thing is, now I want to write a romantic novel including all of the lines that they said, just to prove them wrong.

Dara ...... the BOSS.

I feel for the guy who keeps trying to walk up

"Turn the light off," she said. "What about all the boats?" Said the Lighthouse keeper.

I was screaming with laughter so much I think the neighbours have called the police..

2:07 RIP BARRY CHUCKLE

It was the moment he had been waiting for, for what had seemed a lifetime. He slowly leaned in. Their lips met. THEN SHE CLOSED HER LEGS AND CRUSHED HIS SUNGLASSES!

2:44 ...... The build up

2:45 Actually, I think this one can be found somewhere in the "50 Shades of Grey" series.

Aaaaa I'm gonna miss this show so much

rip paul chuckle

my echo dot turned on lol

The Alexa joke at 1:52 was glorious.

*i hate romantic stuff but if someone made a book with these quotes i don’t think it’d be possible not to read it*

"Every inch could be felt as it went in. Her eyes begin to water, as there is a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it'll be a home run. And so, that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame."

I bet Hugh's glad he conceded for that one.

Ed sheeran’s take on Galway girl gets a lot of exposure through mock the week