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  • @mattieb98
    @mattieb987 жыл бұрын

    That frosties one by James was one of the best jokes I've ever heard!

  • @ukbigjon

    @ukbigjon

    6 жыл бұрын

    Milton Jones "you can't Beatrice" is another great one

  • @alexwilliams4017

    @alexwilliams4017

    6 жыл бұрын

    I don't get it...

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer

    @TheFrugalVideoGamer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Which one? The "Frosties" joke was in reference to Frosted Flakes' tiger mascot, but it was an actual one chowing down on a cameraman nicknamed "Frosty". The Milton Jones joke was "Anyone can make this! You can't, Beatrice... sorry, 'You can't beat rice'."

  • @alexwilliams4017

    @alexwilliams4017

    6 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why does Tony The Tiger like Frosties? Because it's cold in Siberia.

  • @amradio57
    @amradio577 жыл бұрын

    Acaster really shows his brilliance on these segments

  • @weswheel4834

    @weswheel4834

    5 жыл бұрын

    This is the first one I've seen where he's given 2 outstanding jokes in the same segment. imho. (Frosties and Woodchuck).

  • @jennyjohn704

    @jennyjohn704

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MichaelM28 The brilliance that people with a sense of humour can understand? Really, humour is personal. Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it isn't funny to others.

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass7 жыл бұрын

    The 3 Lions joke is clever.

  • @roflcopterannoysme
    @roflcopterannoysme6 жыл бұрын

    I'm a simple man, I see James Acaster in the thumbnail... I watch the video.

  • @mariettasasnitch3306

    @mariettasasnitch3306

    6 жыл бұрын

    roflcopterannoysme that must suck for you since he’s not funny

  • @CobraPlaysGames

    @CobraPlaysGames

    5 жыл бұрын

    marietta 'sasnitch the opposite actually

  • @Sora-tk1tv

    @Sora-tk1tv

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mariettasasnitch3306 sallltiiii

  • @yamjams8907

    @yamjams8907

    5 жыл бұрын

    marietta 'sasnitch almost as salty as james’ ocean

  • @hannahl3381

    @hannahl3381

    5 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @pattyriley9098
    @pattyriley90987 жыл бұрын

    James Acaster has really made mock the week watchable again.

  • @tottenhamhotspur1377

    @tottenhamhotspur1377

    7 жыл бұрын

    Patty Riley yess he is so underrated as a comedian

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    6 жыл бұрын

    Check out his special on Netflix right now

  • @clareforbes1830

    @clareforbes1830

    5 жыл бұрын

    Patty Riley its dogshit but James is hilarious

  • @romainsavioz5466

    @romainsavioz5466

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Damian Howard well it's your point of view humour is personnal

  • @romainsavioz5466

    @romainsavioz5466

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well it's your point of view. Personaly it was always watchable

  • @NeatNit
    @NeatNit4 жыл бұрын

    Ending with a "your mom" joke. Stay classy, Britain.

  • @georgebailey7080
    @georgebailey70807 жыл бұрын

    James Acaster is my favourite comedian ever

  • @lizaspleasure8403

    @lizaspleasure8403

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fair enough

  • @dani72ie
    @dani72ie6 жыл бұрын

    That frosties joke is hilarious!

  • @uniquerebeljaney3639

    @uniquerebeljaney3639

    3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P Charles Frosties.

  • @JohnDoe-zu2tz
    @JohnDoe-zu2tz6 жыл бұрын

    That nun one took me a bit. Brilliant!

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins6 жыл бұрын

    The birds of prey one is genius.

  • @younge1666

    @younge1666

    5 жыл бұрын

    genius is maybe going a bit far

  • @BlueGlow26

    @BlueGlow26

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure I got it completely, even after doing some research 😅

  • @vaclav_fejt

    @vaclav_fejt

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BlueGlow26 "Bird" is a colloquialism for a girl or woman, "prey" is homophonous to "pray".

  • @BlueGlow26

    @BlueGlow26

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vaclav_fejt ah~ I knew bird means girl/woman but didn't make the connection with prey/pray 😅 Thank you!

  • @interestedbystander196

    @interestedbystander196

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the case it was "birds of pray".

  • @JudgementPlays
    @JudgementPlays6 жыл бұрын

    That birds of prey joke was incredible.

  • @Detonator159
    @Detonator1596 жыл бұрын

    "Would u look at the arse on that" Lool I love hugh

  • @madting8082
    @madting80825 жыл бұрын

    I love all these comments about James. He deserves all the love.

  • @ConsciousAtoms
    @ConsciousAtoms7 жыл бұрын

    Next on Mock the Week: "Things you would not hear on Mock the Week".

  • @Prince__Teclis

    @Prince__Teclis

    6 жыл бұрын

    ConsciousAtoms "And following endless fan demand, please welcome back Frankie Boyle."

  • @maxblechman2665

    @maxblechman2665

    6 жыл бұрын

    "WeLcOmE tO tHe BaKeRy!" Oh wait...

  • @AutomaticDuck300

    @AutomaticDuck300

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anal Lube

  • @hazeltree7738

    @hazeltree7738

    4 жыл бұрын

    Things you should never hear on Mock the Week. "So Dennis and Acaster have resigned..."

  • @imtiazs7080

    @imtiazs7080

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Prince__Teclis He hogs the spotlight, though.

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv6 жыл бұрын

    Wow that three lions joke was dark. Funny, but dark.

  • @EccentricGentelman
    @EccentricGentelman Жыл бұрын

    "The various thickness of it's steel is what primary determines these for use as shock-absorbers, mattresses, even jack-in-the-box... What do you mean this isn't Springwatch is about?"

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG7 жыл бұрын

    2:48 A groundhog could hog all the ground they could hog if a groundhog could hog ground.

  • @thesurgeon6473

    @thesurgeon6473

    7 жыл бұрын

    LokkerG I thought a groundhog would hog no amount of ground since a groundhog can't hog ground

  • @thesurgeon6473

    @thesurgeon6473

    7 жыл бұрын

    LokkerG But then if a groundhog could hog some amount of ground then what amount of ground would a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

  • @Gongasoso

    @Gongasoso

    7 жыл бұрын

    First Name Surname About three kilos. Hog, ground, ground, hog, ground, hog, hog, groundhog, hog, ground...

  • @GroundHOG-2010

    @GroundHOG-2010

    6 жыл бұрын

    Am a groundhog, can confirm that we can't hog ground.

  • @kiranbhatt8467

    @kiranbhatt8467

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fuckin ksi

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb5 жыл бұрын

    You can never go wrong with a good mum joke. 😂😂😂

  • @samb5017
    @samb50175 жыл бұрын

    "Majestic birds of pray" was a great pun

  • @CMR_1317
    @CMR_13175 жыл бұрын

    That nun joke was bloody hilarious!!!

  • @clockworkkirlia7475

    @clockworkkirlia7475

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahaha yeah, a slow burn over the dual pun.

  • @dannyjordan362
    @dannyjordan3626 жыл бұрын

    Ed looks so proud of himself in the last one

  • @wookiemomos
    @wookiemomos3 жыл бұрын

    I was listening to this while shopping and couldnt contain my laughter at "Charles frosties" 🤣 i love James Acaster

  • @theluckiesteh9058
    @theluckiesteh90587 жыл бұрын

    Now this is An Improvement over last Week's Scenes!

  • @thesurgeon6473

    @thesurgeon6473

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheOfficial AC98 Definitely

  • @derekjtaylor
    @derekjtaylor4 жыл бұрын

    RIP Charles Frosties

  • @AMcGrath82
    @AMcGrath826 жыл бұрын

    The whole riff was great in general, but 0:45 has gotta be the funniest thing I've heard in days.

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind237 жыл бұрын

    "NOW DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!" - Frankie Boyle

  • @tatendad3698

    @tatendad3698

    6 жыл бұрын

    James At I

  • @NorybDrol82
    @NorybDrol823 жыл бұрын

    A great show, but I would love to see Collin Mocherie on it just once. He would nail this game.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42254 жыл бұрын

    Here we see a school of fish, and right now they’re learning math.

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson52714 жыл бұрын

    That elephant joke is spot on.

  • @jordangerry6377
    @jordangerry63776 жыл бұрын

    Frosties 😩😂

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt4 жыл бұрын

    I love the audience's enthusiasm in this one

  • @TheDeejay94
    @TheDeejay947 жыл бұрын

    Danny dyers longest dogs 😂 brilliant

  • @tolboi9343
    @tolboi93436 жыл бұрын

    Danny dyers longest dogs😂😂

  • @chazzybara
    @chazzybara7 жыл бұрын

    i love acasters jokes.

  • @ZearthGJL
    @ZearthGJL3 жыл бұрын

    "I cannot believe it. Someone's bleached the minions..."

  • @SabalGhimire666
    @SabalGhimire6663 жыл бұрын

    2:58 Hilarious!

  • @alexajones2331
    @alexajones23314 жыл бұрын

    It’s 7:20 on a Monday morning and this is what I watch to try out me in a good mood for the work day ahead 😧

  • @technicplayer7299
    @technicplayer72997 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @jessicalee333
    @jessicalee3332 жыл бұрын

    "EXTREMELY Blue Planet"

  • @ajsingy585
    @ajsingy5857 жыл бұрын

    had me in stitches

  • @sheepincherubsclothing
    @sheepincherubsclothing4 жыл бұрын

    0:37 Same I felt that

  • @Milkydrummer
    @Milkydrummer5 ай бұрын

    That birds of pray joke was brilliant

  • @Alinor24
    @Alinor243 жыл бұрын

    Every once in a while I come back for the groundhog tongue twister.

  • @JohnnyMac95
    @JohnnyMac956 жыл бұрын

    That 3 lions joke...

  • @avinotion
    @avinotion Жыл бұрын

    I had to clap when Nish came up and said, "Hello, I am not an elephant". I know it's weird and stupid, clapping alone. At home.

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j Жыл бұрын

    3:09 alway cracks me up 😂🦀

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier6 жыл бұрын

    is it bad that I'd actually watch a show called "Britain's Longest Dogs"?

  • @clockworkkirlia7475

    @clockworkkirlia7475

    4 жыл бұрын

    I would love to watch this show.

  • @TheArcher101

    @TheArcher101

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah, it's not much of a stretch

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery36462 жыл бұрын

    James Acaster, a worthy stand in for Milton Jones 😂😂😂😂

  • @michaels3860
    @michaels38603 жыл бұрын

    These jokes were really top notch.

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun3 жыл бұрын

    I am phokin' hootin' and hollerin', scaring the bloody shite out of my dogs. Thank you. You've no idea how much I need you all. P.S. Not kidding.

  • @LewisCox
    @LewisCox Жыл бұрын

    This is a classic and I love it make me lol all time I watch this clip lol

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre5 жыл бұрын

    Here for James! ♥ oh i LOVE how Eddie stares at James even from across the stage! When he laughs he stares at James' direction like 2:08 or 3:07! How adorable is that? ♥ Acaster's no. 1 fanboy, Ed Gamble! ♥

  • @waengwang5313

    @waengwang5313

    5 жыл бұрын

    uhhhhhhhhh ... ok

  • @nefwaenre

    @nefwaenre

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@waengwang5313 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonnnnniej

    @jonnnnniej

    3 жыл бұрын

    I recently discovered the show where James eats food and describes it to Ed because he's a diabetic. That makes it even better watching on Mocht the Week!

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear3 жыл бұрын

    The birds of pray joke was amazing.

  • @joekunedo
    @joekunedo5 жыл бұрын

    2:05 Sneaky little Acaster.

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42255 жыл бұрын

    Do you know why one side of a V formation of flying geese is longer than the other? Because it has more geese.

  • @scottydog1313
    @scottydog13133 жыл бұрын

    James was on fire this round.

  • @nifiseoguntoye8357
    @nifiseoguntoye83576 жыл бұрын

    Rhys😍😍

  • @x_8643
    @x_86434 жыл бұрын

    RIP Charles Frosties, he was Grrrrrreat

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern74953 жыл бұрын

    Extremely blue planet. 😂 Edit: fanny outlines! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
    @AshishGupta-ql9lq7 жыл бұрын

    bird of prey

  • @dylanmurphy2973

    @dylanmurphy2973

    7 жыл бұрын

    * Nuns

  • @LokkerG

    @LokkerG

    7 жыл бұрын

    Birds of pray*

  • @Lord_Skeptic

    @Lord_Skeptic

    7 жыл бұрын

    flying high

  • @jamesc9882

    @jamesc9882

    6 жыл бұрын

    LokkerG ...no he was right

  • @LokkerG

    @LokkerG

    6 жыл бұрын

    Bird can be slang for woman, she referred to them as nuns, therefore I assumed she intended it to be Birds of Pray.

  • @gangulyraj6889
    @gangulyraj68894 жыл бұрын

    Frosties and Nuns🔥🔥

  • @achannel1818
    @achannel18183 жыл бұрын

    The nuns joke was the best one

  • @clockworkkirlia7475
    @clockworkkirlia74754 жыл бұрын

    1:52 PRODUCE THIS

  • @danicatanner7698
    @danicatanner76985 жыл бұрын

    How much How could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground Love it!

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel3 жыл бұрын

    That nuns joke is one that dawns on you

  • @robertmacphee5
    @robertmacphee57 жыл бұрын

    0:30 onwards haha

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42255 жыл бұрын

    That’s a nice tuxedo you’re wearing Mr. Flightless Bird.

  • @clockworkkirlia7475

    @clockworkkirlia7475

    4 жыл бұрын

    A featherless biped?

  • @jinglejanglers7656
    @jinglejanglers76566 жыл бұрын

    We're going on a bear hunt, we're going to catch a big one, we're not scared, what a beautiful day!

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42254 жыл бұрын

    (Waddles like a penguin) Why can’t Benedict Cumberbatch say our name right?

  • @flightlesslord2688
    @flightlesslord26883 жыл бұрын

    Acaster, u bloody legend

  • @SamirAli-rh7cd
    @SamirAli-rh7cd5 жыл бұрын

    I saw the last one coming 😂😂

  • @Cryscorde
    @Cryscorde3 жыл бұрын

    0:25 How the hell did it take me so long to get this one?

  • @sophiesanderson39
    @sophiesanderson392 жыл бұрын

    2:44 how much ground could a ground hog hog if ground hog could hog ground

  • @KitKat-tx3yl
    @KitKat-tx3yl5 жыл бұрын

    Some of these jokes literally go over my head ... i do not have a clue

  • @kylestubbs8867

    @kylestubbs8867

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like what? I could probably explain most of them.

  • @KitKat-tx3yl

    @KitKat-tx3yl

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kylestubbs8867 Its okay.. it doesn't keep me awake at night but thankyou

  • @aslanilyayasa8146

    @aslanilyayasa8146

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kylestubbs8867 Can you explain Rhys' elephant joke?

  • @bookworm5485
    @bookworm54855 жыл бұрын

    roasted,boiled or fried,you want fries with that

  • @The-Emerald-Phoenix
    @The-Emerald-Phoenix6 жыл бұрын

    Steve Steve Allan!!!Alan

  • @GeorgeChatzikal04
    @GeorgeChatzikal043 жыл бұрын

    "I am not David Attenborough"

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs88672 жыл бұрын

    “Now, how do we put the leopard back together?” -Colin Mochrie

  • @pierrehornsblow1735
    @pierrehornsblow17356 жыл бұрын

    Birds of pray 😂😂😂😭

  • @Blue_Jay_97
    @Blue_Jay_976 жыл бұрын

    Didn't expect that your mum joke

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass3 жыл бұрын

    ''What you hear in the background isn't Mosquito's but recordings of high pitched farts to make them sound like they're flying around''

  • @duncanbryson1167
    @duncanbryson11673 жыл бұрын

    If a bear found itself surrounded by trees and it experienced a sudden and urgent sensation, indicative of the need to defecate, what would it do?

  • @alishag9961
    @alishag99615 жыл бұрын

    Who’s the one in the grey shirt he’s hilarious

  • @manlikemars2929
    @manlikemars29292 жыл бұрын

    You’re all talking about Acaster but Ed Gamble went in on this

  • @AutisticHighHeeler
    @AutisticHighHeeler2 жыл бұрын

    Chevrons for airplanes lol

  • @asteph4430
    @asteph44305 жыл бұрын

    That last one 😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42254 жыл бұрын

    Here we have a couple of woodchucks. Hey you dang woodchucks, quit chucking that wood!

  • @Unintelligentful
    @Unintelligentful6 жыл бұрын

    Can someone explain the Frosties joke? It going over my head.

  • @gracereads2917

    @gracereads2917

    5 жыл бұрын

    James the cameraman was named Charles Frosties. He was eaten by a tiger. Frosties?

  • @Gangrel1fan

    @Gangrel1fan

    5 жыл бұрын

    Frosties is a cereal

  • @RUFU58
    @RUFU584 жыл бұрын

    Charles Frosties 😂

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton42255 жыл бұрын

    So we see a duck, oh no wait it’s a beaver. Wait, it’s just a platypus

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison36022 жыл бұрын

    Things you wouldn't hear at a Labour party conference "now I'll hand you over to the fat bird with the big norks "

  • @deaniesaurus
    @deaniesaurus6 жыл бұрын

    0:25 😂

  • @mewstix
    @mewstix6 жыл бұрын

    Who are the comedians here? Theyre amazing!

  • @benoitassouekotto_7387

    @benoitassouekotto_7387

    6 жыл бұрын

    My Little Mawile the one in white and grey is Rhys James

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hugh Dennis; James Acaster; Zoe Lyons; Nish Kumar; Dara O'Briain is the host.

  • @aemelnick

    @aemelnick

    25 күн бұрын

    L-R: Ed Gamble, Zoe Lyons, Nish Kumar, James Acaster, Hugh Dennis, Rhys James

  • @proton3867
    @proton38676 жыл бұрын

    Or as scientists call them, fanny outlines

  • @ItsThatVogue
    @ItsThatVogue6 жыл бұрын

    Can someone explain the Elephant thing?

  • @ilcapitano648

    @ilcapitano648

    6 жыл бұрын

    Average Commenter ‘Indian and African elephant’ because of the way it’s worded it sounds like he’s referring to an Indian Elephant but he’s actually just saying an ‘Indian’ on its own, i.e. an Indian person. That’s why Nish jumps in with the ‘I’m not an elephant’ bit.

  • @turbo8628
    @turbo86285 жыл бұрын

    Charlrs frosty followed by the birds of prey... mock the week at its best

  • @GaryJohnWalker1
    @GaryJohnWalker14 жыл бұрын

    An especially good 'un

  • @hayleybruce349
    @hayleybruce3495 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass6 жыл бұрын

    ''Below me is a 5000ft drop tell everybody i love them''

  • @TheManWithManyNames
    @TheManWithManyNames3 жыл бұрын

    And hear comes the Irish team.

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