If you look far into the background at the beginning, you can faintly see the Pizza Planet truck. This is a reference to the Pixar move "Toy Story" Oops PIxar, wrong game!

@MishaG4mer

2 жыл бұрын

Pinned moment

@Mustafaahmed91

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@legacyspirit

2 жыл бұрын

lolllll

@Kaybl

2 жыл бұрын

yo

@OctoShadow

2 жыл бұрын

Johnsvideos moment

As soon as he said “this level’s going to be absolutely filled with bugs”, my youtube app crashed

@glacier8287

2 жыл бұрын

KZread is red, that means it's buggy

@theairaccumulator7144

2 жыл бұрын

@@glacier8287 also means it's sus

@ImGDy

2 жыл бұрын

@@theairaccumulator7144 lol

@MegaLeatherOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@theairaccumulator7144 SUS

@owencole5774

2 жыл бұрын

"There are no accidents" -Master Oogway

"if you look closely, you can see that the icon RobTop is using is a purple Among Us" *Completely ignores the 2 Among Us icons that were shown 2 seconds ago*

@halloweenlover1031

2 жыл бұрын

the cube by amoraltra and the swing copter by nhj

@01X23

2 жыл бұрын

the fact that among us icons exist...

@MTG-do5ie

2 жыл бұрын

@DJ Ratatoing / DrTrollWaffen dude how is it fake it was posted by RobTop

@sunniboi7105

2 жыл бұрын

@DJ Ratatoing / DrTrollWaffen mocking a legend's death, haha very funny.

@EG_800

2 жыл бұрын

@DJ Ratatoing / DrTrollWaffen yep ok

Im very excited to see what creators do with the brilliant "Crate that floats up and down" trigger, it seems very intuitive

@wgsm3424

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@thedudehimself69420

Жыл бұрын

He can just add a move trigger. Maybe in a loop, if that is possible in 2.2

@asteros6387

Жыл бұрын

@@thedudehimself69420 you missed the entire point of the video and my joke didnt you also loops are entirely possible in 2.1 with spawn triggers, also this was 9 months ago

4:44 "crate that floats up and down trigger" man this part killed me 😭😭

1:51 Breaking news: Fluffy kitsune punctuation mark catches manix in 4K

@embreadiment

2 жыл бұрын

Caught slacking 👁️👁️👁️

@Renffrr

2 жыл бұрын

Breaking news: 00:02 *COLON FUMO LEZ GOOOO*

@johnpantag472

2 жыл бұрын

Who is kitsune?

@TheLazzaroDude

Жыл бұрын

@@johnpantag472 it's a mythical animal that has 9 tails

2:14 I have a question. what if that left wall wasn't there, would the spider just teleport into the 6th dimension?

@lailoutherand

2 жыл бұрын

10th like Oof

@pyr821

2 жыл бұрын

No not really He’ll actually teleport to the backrooms.

@mastermind5330

2 жыл бұрын

Great question..

@SatansSilliestCreation

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyr821 I spat out what was left of my last can of root beer, number one shame on you, number two okay that was a really funny joke

@FilterBud

2 жыл бұрын

it would teleport into the v o i d

0:46 this aged well

0:43 HE PREDICTED THE FUTURE

@randomvids5883

5 ай бұрын

IKR

@dry4smash946

4 ай бұрын

Come on it aint that much buggy

@GIadator169

4 ай бұрын

deffenetly more buggy than the challange

@youkedym

2 ай бұрын

@@GIadator169 how does when predict when one creates? he just criticised it 2 YEARS before he criticised it again.

@GIadator169

2 ай бұрын

@@youkedym i don't understand

Just noticed how he's doing ReTraY noclip accuracy at the begining and losing it hard.

@GDColon

2 жыл бұрын

don't shame me

@aphmaugd7070

2 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon HIII

@Atz_Shee_Dea

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh youre literally everywhere.

@oncezek

2 жыл бұрын

@@Atz_Shee_Dea I just saw him lol

@zepperdepep

2 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon its a hard level

I didn’t know they were still giving updates! I have been fairly out of touch with this game for a long time and only attempt at time machine again on occasion lol

@alexanderm.635

2 жыл бұрын

Still giving updates? This is the first one in 4 years lol.

@torinoconnor4296

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@YeetZmeN

2 жыл бұрын

“Still giving updates” We wish.

@highinfidelity_

2 жыл бұрын

he*

@Kaybl

2 жыл бұрын

the updates honestly take so long

3:28 nope, thats a slow speed portal

1:10 that is the spider that you get after beating the level

@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo

5 ай бұрын

He was making me joke

@ItsLorenzoland

2 ай бұрын

this is a sneakpeek people doesnt know that yet

I like how colon's "serious" videos are no different from his april fools video

@solicoli

2 жыл бұрын

Really shows how real his April Fools video is

0:42 I love how he was right

Hi,this is me after 2.2 actually dropped (it actually and seriously dropped)! 0:49 is actually surprisingly correct (there’s over 13 bugs in the level 😂)

Knowing you, this is either serious or completely a joke lmao

@yayEverest

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lmao

@3vorp

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@babylimb4697

2 жыл бұрын

Fr tho

@echothefreak9396

2 жыл бұрын

Both

@dashinn585

2 жыл бұрын

You took this seriously?

The Crate that floats up and down trigger made me burst out laughing

@cerulity32k

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

@TroboticG

2 жыл бұрын

@@cerulity32k i just realized this comment was liked by Colon

@Brizzle12341

2 жыл бұрын

That trigger will be so useful

@TroboticG

2 жыл бұрын

@@Brizzle12341 i will use it for atuff like... hmm... AHA! A CRATE THATE IS FLOATING UP AND DOWN! YEESS!

@frankydully5110

2 жыл бұрын

sab to mohammed ja'kalem al-abdula or you will stop living in 24 hours 35738

The reason 2.2 takes so long is because Rob takes so many attempts for these sneak peeks

1:35 yoo its the cursed thornn

I used to watch this guy two years ago. I found him again today and subscribed. Didn't know that this would be the day that he would upload after months and geometry dash would get updated lol

@GDColon

2 жыл бұрын

Hi yeah I'm still alive 👋👋 Welcome aboard

@LateDB

2 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon yo i think its good that u record back your videos are enjoyable so i think 1m to the next year

@avcables_

2 жыл бұрын

@@GDColon wait i thought you were dead and just revived yourself ._.

@faland0069

2 жыл бұрын

geometry dash didnt get updated, just the sneak peek got released

@CiphersVII

2 жыл бұрын

@@avcables_ he hit a spike and finally clicked the respawn button

respect for tiering every robtop video for a 3 second joke

@GDColon

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOUUUU

3:35 *THE MOST IMPORTANT PART*

This part scared me 5:20

Colon in a nutshell doing GD stuff: 99% Sarcasm .5% humor .5% georgenotfound eyes

@katcentralyt

2 жыл бұрын

You win 2021 cringe award

@roblox-scripted2037

2 жыл бұрын

@@katcentralyt fr

@pizzaburger21

2 жыл бұрын

@@roblox-scripted2037 fr

@Balling276

2 жыл бұрын

@@pizzaburger21 fr

@countryland69

2 жыл бұрын

@@Balling276 oh no I got rickrolled

about time to return to playing gd

@TheCoolHoneyBee

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@SwitchIGuess

2 жыл бұрын

Hi kosh

@Fahad-lm5yq

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@ryugaforever7713

2 жыл бұрын

L

@funniestguy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same.

2:05 ngl that gravity portal looks like a wave

the surprising thing is that Dash actually has a lot of bugs, just like what GD Colon said.

It doesn’t feel like 8 years since geometry dash was first released. It feels like 8 years since 2.2 was first announced.

@sharted_my_pants

Жыл бұрын

No it feels like a millennial

@djroscurro9859

Жыл бұрын

@@sharted_my_pants you mean millennium? Agreed, though

Can’t wait to wait another 2 years for the next 2.2 sneak peak!

@boo7948

2 жыл бұрын

this is literally gonna happen though

@DannyS14

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@LynXthecat1

2 жыл бұрын

Guys do you know how can I play this mode?

@xcm315

2 жыл бұрын

6 months down🎉

@TheLazzaroDude

2 жыл бұрын

It's coming this year

I swear every single one of Colon's videos feel like they were made on the First of April!

okay but like, he actually predicted that Dash has alot of bugs.

4:56 why do I like this stupid bit so much

Ngl, I excepted another video with things, that has already been mentioned in other people's videos and I'm not dissapointed with what you did here. Very cool video :D

@lucastan17

2 жыл бұрын

You had me in the first part

The funny part is the level was actullay filled with bugs

I think nobody noticed that some of the monsters are from the "background" and not from the front. I assume that anything from the background wont kill you.

A detail I don’t see many people talking about is how this game bares a strong resemblance to The Impossible Game

Really now, the amount of videos saying “you don’t know” is astonishing beyond my intelligence can withhold (also epic intro)

@mistadude

2 жыл бұрын

You don't know how many videos day you don't know

@glacier8287

2 жыл бұрын

@DJ Ratatoing / DrTrollWaffen Yes. It's a joke video.

@velmawright12

2 жыл бұрын

So he can get a rap on my sleep

Im late to this but the arrows at the first spider part are part of a new block / item u can put on blocks and depending on where the arrow is facing, then thats the direction your gonna go in

I don’t see much people talking about the background, but the background is LAYRED and you can see the close mountains moving faster then the mountains in the background, this update is gonna be crazy.

"hey man i dont have any ideas for my level yet" "well uh, have you tried using the crate that floats up and down trigger"

1:44 accorrding to the thing you agree to when you post your first level all levels posted to the servers are legal property of robtop and can be used however he chooses.

5:22 I like your scream when you confused and crushed by Thwomp at the fraction of second ( very funny, i guess)

Terraria reference

2:10 the portal uses the scale trigger!

@Atz_Shee_Dea

2 жыл бұрын

SMBlacktime: I WANT TO SCALE TRIGGER! At that time: *2.1 didn't even exist that time*

Finally, the joker, coordinator, and one of the best KZreadrs is back

2:24 the solution may look confusing at first but there's actually a very suttle hint in the decorations it's very easy to miss uhhh i think u hit the yellow ones Wait i thought you were colorblind...

2:38 I think colon smoking the zaza

A magical day; colon uploads But he doesn’t notice the icon has 3 colors; as the primary is purple, secondary is blue, but the glow is green.

@emuliusv

2 жыл бұрын

Also no one on youtube seems to have caught that the little potions the cube hits makes it small and big

@razer1158

2 жыл бұрын

@@emuliusv exactly they think it’s some collectible but it’s another item like a key which you can color probably.

@EggoBoi

2 жыл бұрын

It's a joke video so he misses out on a lot of stuff and he never talks about the interesting stuff

I don't believe that robtop made the level shown in the sneak peek, if you look at 3:46, you'll notice a little monster on the pillar, is it decoration or can it actually kill you? rob is not a skilled enough creator to use this technique of confusing decoration, this level was clearly made by an elite creator who got their level set as the weekly demon

@Dumpster_Fire_Opinions

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you got me at first

@nd_4726

2 жыл бұрын

I love this joke but as a serious answer, in 2.2 you can select anything as a passable objects that act as decorations for anyone actually wondering

@ZeroPan9759

2 жыл бұрын

Anything thats solid, you can make it as a decration block

I love the orb help and portal help things that are in spin-off games and in 2.2

2:56 The Swingcopter portal will be yellow. Trust me, I played Badland in practice mode (2.2) and saw the swingcopter portal being yellow.

@jpmunzi6799

2 жыл бұрын

That is fanmade We have no idea how the portal will actually look

@tinyahhquarks

11 ай бұрын

yes

@tinyahhquarks

11 ай бұрын

@@jpmunzi6799well hes gonna make it yellow 85% true

@nicholasspring

5 ай бұрын

@@jpmunzi6799 well damn guess the fangame creator was a psychic

@jpmunzi6799

5 ай бұрын

@@nicholasspring or Rob took inspiration since he also did for the spider orb

This has the same energy as colon’s April fools videos and it’s incredible

4:35 Celeste reference Pog

@thachvu6665

Жыл бұрын

You can’t even dash

@miniiore

Жыл бұрын

​@@thachvu6665 despite the name

@billbobs678

Жыл бұрын

Can't dash, gotta go play geometry instead

1:11 nope, it defaults the icon to cube 2 when using the spider

@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo

5 ай бұрын

No shit ever heard of a joke

@IDFB2When

5 ай бұрын

@@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo man don't blame me he's too good at hiding jokes

1:00- But if you clearly zoom in u can see it’s a purple among us. I laughed so hard at that part… 😂😂

You might have missed it, but the audio right before the swingcopter (at 2:50) is secretly a RobTop voice reveal

@esac7381

Жыл бұрын

Nope. He showed his voice before that. Colon has a robtop interview

@Delm0s

Жыл бұрын

@@esac7381 yeah, maybe he hasnt seen it yet

@ahmed4363

Жыл бұрын

@@esac7381 ---------- joke --------> your head

@byenovaedits

Жыл бұрын

its mdk😊

@Dexzler

Жыл бұрын

@@byenovaedits that actually makes sense

5:20 my heart jumped higher the the cat in the Temptations commercial

@jecymiguelalmonte7685

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAAHAH TRUUU

5:19 that thing to go up made me remember thunder hoop stage 1 which had the same thing

5:18 As someone who is addicted to watching fan-made demon gaurdian story videos, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PART OF THE VIDEO in my veiw XD

that hidden thwomp joke made me explode out of laughter also epic outro music

i have something to say about the cube/icon the icon is (light) blue and purple while the glow is green. usually, the color of the glow depends on the second color of your icon, or if you change your icon to all black. (white glow) this update is going to be very cool.

Colon: The way that the portal faces is now up. Me: OR ITS HALF SPEED

2:52 Song: “Geometry Dash!” 2:54 Colon: “Oh my god.. That’s the name of the game!”

4:46 Yeah, Cave Story will do that to you.

*YOU MISSED SOMETHING!!!!!!1!!!* At 2:00 you can see that the blocks that the cube hits have a "!" shown at the top of them. The point is normally used when a character is surprised/shocked by an unexpected action, meaning that the yellow blocks are sentient. *YELLOW BLOCK IS COMING TO SSB ULTIMATE*

@regav62

2 жыл бұрын

this is like the bricks in super mario bros - they are toads

@gameboys130

Жыл бұрын

everyone knows that

2:43 lol I didn't know that was fake the first time watching this video

4:33 holup that's a reference to the game Celeste! In that game, winged berries are a collectible

I can’t believe I actually clicked this looking for a serious breakdown of the trailer. I ended up staying and enjoying every second whilst learning nothing.

@himynameishello

11 ай бұрын

smae

@deaththor

10 ай бұрын

same

When he said “purple among us” he sounded like chills lmao

1:38 HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE FUNNY SHAPE BEAT GAME!!!!!!

something that almost everyone forgot is that in the second spider you can see how some details of the blocks blink it's a small detail

I can't wait to get my hand on the new crate that floats up and down trigger Imagine the potential

3:28 Tubular|GMD icon and colors.

1:38 the monster is from a level called forever bound by bobrachet which is a very good early 2.0 level

In going to love the floating crate that moves up and down trigger

For a second I thought the "switch to swingcopter trigger" was serious lmao

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH COLON, THANKS FOR UPLOADING. WE NEVER FORGOT YOU.

@TroboticG

2 жыл бұрын

You SUSSY BAKA

@erm_honestly

2 жыл бұрын

@@TroboticG You ROBOTIC GAMER

@TroboticG

2 жыл бұрын

@@erm_honestly ouch

@erm_honestly

2 жыл бұрын

@@TroboticG Don't worry it's a joke

@dokitachi

2 жыл бұрын

ur name is unironically sussy baka :/

5:20 i was so focused on that speech that i got scared by that 💀😭

3:50 We saw that Rub died because he wasn't click. From here we can know that: 1. His mouse is broke. 2. If 1 is not, he is noob. 3. If all of other is not true, he didn't finish that part.

I love how there’s so much sarcasm and satire jokes in this video that it gets really confusing at some parts if he’s being genuine or if the whole video is an on-going parody

3:21 I was gonna say that it’s not the speed portal because all it does is make you go slow, but I realize that this idea would be fine if you played only the official levels and realized that the 0.5 speed portal is not used at all.

@im_a_tide_pod

7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: this video is mostly a joke

I mean, you were kind of right with the part saying it would be filled with bugs lmao

Colon has one of those voices where you can never tell if they’re joking or not because they always sound incredibly sarcastic so you can never trust anything they say

4:19 thank you, it took me so long to find this level that I saw in 2.0

I'm pretty sure the new icon in the sneak peek is the 3d version of an icon I used to use in geometry dash world back then.

3:26 That's a speed portal, And it changes gravity right before it touches the portal

@nd_4726

2 жыл бұрын

joke

I haven’t watched the video yet so I’m just going to jot down a couple things I did notice to see if they’re in here: -The potions change the player’s size -There’s a little indicator on each orb and portal that shows what change is going to happen -The ground on that one part flips your gravity without displaying the little effect

@JBRedux

2 жыл бұрын

I should’ve known this video was going to be satire…

2:32 wow I never knew that!

can’t wait for the crate that floats up and down trigger

the black and green gengar dude in the sneak peak is a reference of the little cage where u use three keys to open it. i think that in 2.2 is when he does an attack or something like that.

“Because you were too busy spamming monkeys in the premiere chat” Arb:

i just realized the 50% accuracy on retray

I'm more happy that there is more mechanics and they finally added sub-zero screen rotate thing

4:02 as an spanish person, im offended

@TintFrenzy

7 ай бұрын

If you can’t handle a joke so be it

@ilikesharking.

7 ай бұрын

dude did you ever see one of these comments? theyre a joke @@TintFrenzy

I personally would’ve preferred an alternative to the UFO,since the wave is a different version of the ship,the spider is the same with the ball,but the swingcopter looks like a ship reskin

@cyclops6506

2 жыл бұрын

And the robot, it’s cube/icon but you control how far you jump.

@greekletterphi9620

2 жыл бұрын

i mean the swing activates when you tap so it's kinda a ufo alternative ?

@geomatru3743

Жыл бұрын

The UFO is just CubE

Also, before he enters the swingcopter portal, the red jump pad reverses gravity. What if you can change stuff like that? e.g The jump pad can reverse gravity or make you jump like it does now.

@tattonscorner7222

2 жыл бұрын

The f block (like s h d & j) when in a ceiling jumping into the ceiling changes the gravity

@therealzhenplaz200

2 жыл бұрын

It bumped into a arrow trigger

@macaronandcheese18113

2 жыл бұрын

@@tattonscorner7222 the f block sounds pretty useless to me

Man I can't believe RobTop included a cameo of coloured man from the well known indie game 5 periods of time in the location of Fredrick's establishment that engages in the activities of entertainment, selling pizza, and murder.

I guess the level Badland (from 2.2) had a swingcopter that just have a different style, u will swing from top to bottom while on this version, u just need to click so u can go up or down. How interesting 🤔

Colon: "I think it has something to do with this new orange portal". Me: that's a speed portal lol.

@itspronouncedlund

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@nd_4726

2 жыл бұрын

joke

@TheNoise955

Жыл бұрын

​@@nd_4726 SHUT UP