We must protect Steve at all costs.

@user-yl8ix5lb6j

9 ай бұрын

yes

@MMUTG3R

9 ай бұрын

I like how one side of his bottom lip comes down. Steve's a cool dood

@heatseekergaming8215

9 ай бұрын

I would lay down my life on the front lines for Steve 😤

@draekon76

9 ай бұрын

STEVE

@draekon76

9 ай бұрын

@@heatseekergaming8215yes i already did 😂

The belligerent zip tie is so upset rn he wasn’t chosen

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

Gonna zip tie the throat later 👀

@PhoenixRoseYT

9 ай бұрын

I was hoping to see the angry shoelace. He may not be venomous but he has spirit.

@seanlordo30

9 ай бұрын

​@PhoenixRoseYT vine snakes actually are venomous, but they're venom is very weak and not medically significant to humans.

@greendragon4058

9 ай бұрын

I love a little zip tie

@bittercharmer1591

7 ай бұрын

​@@seanlordo30 it's a parrot snake, tho same thing with the venom

I will never get tired of the boomslang concussing itself on the glass. you'd think he'd learn

@lancethomas5701

9 ай бұрын

Isn’t it adorable though?

@bekaz13

9 ай бұрын

@@lancethomas5701 absolutely! skinny snake say grrrr

@KingInBlack69

9 ай бұрын

​@@lancethomas5701an adorable chad.💪

@user-yl8ix5lb6j

9 ай бұрын

Boomslang," I will never learn because the concussions give me amnesia. "

@bekaz13

9 ай бұрын

@@user-yl8ix5lb6j good point

Snake owners be like "ik he could kill me and literally cannot love but look at his little faceee🥰"

@wdeltag

10 ай бұрын

This is... y'know... a TOXIC relationship

@longhairdontcare122

10 ай бұрын

Steve loves him.

@GSBarlev

10 ай бұрын

​@@wdeltag🎶 REE-roo-re-ruh-roo 🎶 Did anyone else hear that?

@HabitualTeapot

9 ай бұрын

No but have you seen his little face 🥺

@cjn8719

9 ай бұрын

​@@wdeltagMore like venomous relationship

Boomslang is definitely a woke up and chose violence kinda boy.

@nyotamwuaji6484

8 ай бұрын

No, boomslangs are more of a "I AM VIOLENCE INCARNATE" sorta thing

@JaminChandler

7 ай бұрын

The boomslangs litterally him vs the world hes the villian of this mans arc

@OfficialPrimeTrendz

7 ай бұрын

You called your girlfriend a animal lol

@alanbareiro6806

5 ай бұрын

Honey badgers: OH HOW CUTE! WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH NOW!!!

"And then, at number 1; Of course, we have my girlfriend."

@GSBarlev

10 ай бұрын

This video is absolutely a reaction to that other short where we all told him that statistically he was much more likely to get offed by the warm-blooded mammalian in his bedroom.

@koicaine1230

10 ай бұрын

IKR?!?! I'm DEAD!

@marcusandresimms2nd776

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

She's a literal ball buster.

@Space-Rex

9 ай бұрын

@@MyHandelsMessiah lmao

Darnell squared up with you immediately like I’d expect a Darnell to do.

@jacobc4796

7 ай бұрын

Darnell fresh out the pen and wears 2 durags

@SherefIRL

7 ай бұрын

This comment feels racially charged lol

@StormTheSquid

7 ай бұрын

​@@SherefIRLThere are plenty of white folks named Darnell too, and in my experience they're more likely to live up to this comment.

@JanneBernards

7 ай бұрын

@@SherefIRL tbf, so is naming an albino snake Darnell. :p

@stoogie375

6 ай бұрын

thats what makes it hilarious@@JanneBernards

You’re crazy to have girlfriend roam free in the house like that. ☠️

@dustinrupe-zk3lv

3 ай бұрын

Fr bros dead after that

Boomslang always reminds me of a Green Moray Eel, but less friendly

@turtlejeepjen314

9 ай бұрын

He DOES look like a moray eel!!! (I couldn’t quite put my finger on it- he HAS been reminding me of something/someone!!!🤔🤣)

@roadrocket7

9 ай бұрын

If you are ever visiting Nashville, go eat a nice dinner at the Aquarium Restaurant. It is a seafood restaurant built around large salt water aquarium. They have a large Green Moray and a smaller Speckled Moray. I think there are three Moray eels there. Worth a visit to see these creatures up close.

@sharkgrenadevr

5 ай бұрын

I thought I was the only one

That strike by the Boomslang genuinely almost made my soul jump out of my body 💀

@turtlejeepjen314

9 ай бұрын

I thought he was coming through the glass!!😂💀

The white albino snake being named Darnell just killed me

You own an Inlaid Taipan... living life on the edge there.

@ALCIBIADE1777

9 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought....cobras, rattlesnakes, boomslangs.... allright....but the Inland Taipan reeeeealy takes the cake!!..bet he has a Coastal Taipan also at this point....i mean...why not posess the absolute top three tier death squad of snakes if given the opportunity😅😅😅😅😅😅

@notreallydavid

7 ай бұрын

I knew someone who spent some time working on a sheep farm in Australia, and got chased by one. It's surprising I ever got the chance to make his acquaintance.

@wyldflwr

7 ай бұрын

I wonder how much his life insurance premiums are?😂

@notreallydavid

7 ай бұрын

@@wyldflwr I wonder if any company will want him on their books.

@ahhhttoooddgg9711

7 ай бұрын

From what I’ve seen, the boomslangs aren’t actually SUPER dangerous. Maybe I’m wrong but I wanted to look it up after watching Bullet Train and it actually takes the venom quite a while to cause those symptoms, Like 24-48 hours. Now don’t get me wrong, if you DONT get treatment that would ABSOLUTELY suck !!

The boomslang has got to be my favorite, it's so pretty

@justdoinit2378

9 ай бұрын

That snake looks crazy

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

@@justdoinit2378snek think u look crazy with all those wiggly arms n shit

@whatthe3711

9 ай бұрын

@@justdoinit2378 its a cobra that has autism

@justdoinit2378

9 ай бұрын

@@whatthe3711 my nephew has autism and ur joke is not funny at all

@KyairEnnis547

6 ай бұрын

Boomslang be trippin' if he thinks he'll ever catch his owner

Don’t forget lil man

@captainawesome2121

10 ай бұрын

Lil man don't play games

@raulrosas5068

9 ай бұрын

put some respect on Lil Man

@jmtimmons

9 ай бұрын

I love Lil man!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@synshenron798

6 ай бұрын

Naahhh lil man would never do that. He could if he wanted to, but he aint about that kinda life. Not like Darnell or the boomslang

Darnell is such a funny name for a snake I love it 😂❤

See, he didn’t say they’d all kill him. He said they could cause him to never have kids. And his girlfriend is the one most able to do that, by choosing to no longer be his girlfriend.

@Rupix15

9 ай бұрын

you saying he's only able to plant his seed in that one particular woman only?

@stinkmymeat

9 ай бұрын

@@Rupix15yeah it’s like the sims

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

Or by literally ball busting

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

@@stinkmymeatdo u even cheat code bro

@Rupix15

9 ай бұрын

@@MyHandelsMessiah now this scenario i like more lol

I’ve noticed that inland taipans always seem to be very docile but still wouldn’t underestimate it

@user-fy8mj7wg9m

9 ай бұрын

walk softly and carry a big stick and all that

Steve is such a cutie that I whole heartily believe that he has a crazy cousin.

The black and white tegu peeking from the blanket on your gfs lap 😭 so cuteeee

Darnell has no right to be that fast 😰

@MyHandelsMessiah

9 ай бұрын

You'd be pretty quick to strike out in anger at someone too if your name was "Darnell" lmfao

@diogovieira3362

9 ай бұрын

he got fancy footwork

that boomslang is a big boi. bro wouldn’t have to bite you, he could just challenge you to an arm wrestle

I want to see Steve's daily routine

#1 is scary as F. Please be careful, you're playing with death incarnate! 🤣

I dunno, if your girlfriend is willing to hang out with cobras en suite, you'd better keep her.

We all knew it was over when the KING COBRA was in 5th💀

Knock on wood getting bit by any of them, but a Boomslang bite definitely would be the worst way to go.

All these cool sounding snake names and then there’s Steve.

Those are the most terrifying bombastic side eyes i’ve seen throughout my entire life

Ngl I was expecting a twist of it being no kids because they're as high-maitnence as a human child.

Boomslangs are gorgeous snakes.

That Boomslang loves you so much

@Vce89

6 ай бұрын

Yeah all the way to the grave

When you’re suicidal but not sure which day you’re gonna go with it.

Number 1 absolutely terrifies me the most. Mine gets very aggressive when hungry 😂

@Upthetown57

3 ай бұрын

I would totally be fine with my crush getting aggressive when hungry...if I could ever tell her (and if she liked me). If you couldn't tell I'm single af and a coward 😭

That’s a beautiful king cobra 😍

Just be careful man, you are exactly the person in an episode of Psych that someone would kill and then set the snakes loose to make it look like they did it! And the cops would be like "who keeps the most dangerous snakes on the planet in his living room? Case closed." and then Shawn and Gus need to prove that it was actually murder

I just love the way the boomslang smacks into the glass and falls dramatically like you personally offended it XD

Can you imagine being an emergency services and having to respond to a call to this home?

Steve must be protected from all those other psychos u got living w/ u..including the GF 😅. Also never trust anyone named darnell 😅

@TheFirstCurse1

7 ай бұрын

Nah man, that last sentence radiates HEAVY racist energy.

king cobra: hey mouse I got some cheese in here

That is one grumpy Boomslang, they are normally quite chill.

Keeping those snakes is playing roulette every day that they don't find a way out while you're asleep.

1 is the most ferocious

I won't lie, old boy boomslang bouncing off the glass had me rolling

Damn, Darnell said pull up.

You should add the eastern brown snake and death adder to your collection

@jeremyandrestevenson2313

7 ай бұрын

And BLACK-MAMBA......

I need more videos of the belligerent zip tie please ☺️

Lol at the boomslang still giving it a go despite getting all those concussions 😂

"They'll find a way in, they always do."

the boomslang swinging itself against the glass is my forever favourite

Well at least it wasn’t the angry shoelace

Steve is so cool…

@stevedeleon8775

9 ай бұрын

Steve's ARE Cool👍😎✌️

Gotta love Steve ! 💗💗

I love steve. How can he be so cute and so dangerous at the same time. Look at that face.

“AH GO AWAY” “*YAWN*… oh, you.” “DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE” “I shall spare you. ONCE”

Why do I love Darnell so much😂😂

Do a video on how you handle them or if you have anti venom 😂

Cobras are so beautiful 😭💕

Steve is awesome. That Inland Taipan while obviously toxic probably is one of your safer hot critters yeah? They are pretty uninclined to bite unless messed with in a threatening way or whatever, figure rhey are easier to tame down. Well, and Kings, but thats because they are so dang smart and end up huge so are less fearful etc. Thanks for sharing. I love your stuff! My boas do too but they cant hear so its just moving pictures 😊

Now, listen here. If all of them bite you at the same time, you might get superpowers.

@cleverusernamenexttime2779

7 ай бұрын

You need a Gaboon and a couple Rattlers. Then it's really important to get the timing just right...

Dude that Boomslang is a straight up FELON!!!

I know how you feel with #1 😂😂. That's the only one I have in my house and definitely the most vicious.

The angry noodle is in his revenge arc.

They’re doing the cutest thing and not even know they’re doing it.

I absolutely love these reptile vids!!! Such beautiful animals

The boomslang is looking like a moray eel.

I fucking love that clip of your boomslang smacking the glass. What an aggressive sneck.

I love the boomslang's little but angry face :3

I like how that cobra slithered back under like he was trying to do a stealth mission.

The first green snake made me jump through the ceiling

I mean….. if you manage to have children with the snakes…. I’m gonna have some questions……

The taipan is IDENTICAL to my mbk🖤🖤

The boomslang is such a fitting name tho

Darnell: *approaches you rapidly*

The Boomslang sounds and LOOKS like a Monster Hunter creature, lmao.

I love how the first one just slithers back into his cave

Boomslang is like a name straight out of how to train your dragon lol

😂😂😂😂😂 "My Girlfriend" ........😆😆😆😆

The Boomslang had a Jimmy Neutron moment: "Gotta Blast" kinda mindset

Btw that boomslang is probably the coolest snake you have. But I gotta ask, why do you keep all these venomous snakes in your home? I’m curious

😂😂😂 The ending!! YOU AINT LYING BIG BRUH!!! 😂😂😂😂

The Boomslang is such a vibe though. Wake me up from my nap and I’m grouchy like that too! Also, the B&W Argentine Tegu at the end ❤

Darnell didnt choose violence, Violence chose him… as an archon of its virtue…

"Target Locked." *bonk* "Wtf did I just hit?!?!" 😂🤣😂🤣

Hard to say which is a worse fate: a boomslang, or various other snakes, that are in Australia, that also have hemotoxic venom, or the taipan, which has a potent neurotoxin. Then again, this being Australia, there’s also many other venomous things, but I think perhaps the worst would be the box jelly, which I have heard described as equivalent to electrocution, or “being chained to a molten rock in an active lava flow”. Australian wildlife is quite the interesting case of pick your poison.

Boomslang's neck 😂

The pan away from the gila monster to the girlfriend is comedy gold

Sign outside OP's home: 10+ venomous snakes inside. Burgle my house, I dare you

Lmfao that last one caught me off guard. I ain't lying tho

Steve almost has me believing danger noodles can be sweet...almost.

I like how the green dingus just slams himself into the glass wall 😂💀

Best gaurd dogs. Get a home invader, open the door to the green snek and watch it fly into the invaders face

As a small green monster once said “I always wanted a pet that could kill me!” And you know what, I kinda dream about having a king cobra as a pet. It’s not very realistic tho… but I’d love to have one

What a plot twist. It is the lack of glass cage that makes her the most dangerous.

That boomslang clip will never not be funny

My jaw actually dropped at the end 😭🤣🤣🤣

Steve is harmless

The King Cobra just went ‘peace’ and put it in reverse

Hearing english people say boomslang will forever hurt my soul as a dutch person

I’ve heard the tiapan is misunderstood and actually likes cuddles

"You will have no children" !!! 😂😂😂😂😂