These kids toys need to stop...

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This video contains an array of kids toys, all with the theme of p00p and/or slime. This is a common and ongoing theme with kids toys but some of them.. are just beyond weird.
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  • @KyL
    @KyL4 жыл бұрын

    Judge: is there anything else? 6ix9ine: I know where the Japan vlogs are

  • @richardteague5300

    @richardteague5300

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • @edgar2523

    @edgar2523

    4 жыл бұрын

    6ix9ine: I know where the door is too

  • @kermitthefrog9623

    @kermitthefrog9623

    4 жыл бұрын

    No I doubt any of us knew how to open them the right way

  • @plant3175

    @plant3175

    4 жыл бұрын

    👏, 👏, 👏, 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @JaylanxYT

    @JaylanxYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    That Crazy Jinx As a member of the poopsie slime fandom I’m pissed

  • @saprikt
    @saprikt4 жыл бұрын

    What's really foul is the amount of waste these toys produce ffs

  • @veilofthevale974

    @veilofthevale974

    4 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking, how tf do they get away with all the unnecessary plastic?

  • @FlourescentPotato

    @FlourescentPotato

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking this too, it's fucked!

  • @mr_selfdestruct

    @mr_selfdestruct

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh man, you wouldnt like LOL Surprise then.

  • @ladyxkuromi

    @ladyxkuromi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thought the same thing

  • @melz4766

    @melz4766

    4 жыл бұрын

    every single piece of plastic shown in this vid made me die a little bit inside for everything we effect with our insane amount of waste.

  • @PinkApocalypse
    @PinkApocalypse3 жыл бұрын

    That pony one legitimately seems like the most fetish-y thing and I’m so disturbed it’s aimed at children

  • @dejane5042

    @dejane5042

    3 жыл бұрын

    fr its so weird

  • @JiannaSandoval

    @JiannaSandoval

    3 жыл бұрын

    You think kids aren't gonna try and "buttplug" that thing??? 😔🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @buntsukim

    @buntsukim

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JiannaSandoval oh god 💀

  • @gumtm

    @gumtm

    3 жыл бұрын

    Timestamp?

  • @PinkApocalypse

    @PinkApocalypse

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JiannaSandoval it’s alarming how right you are, oh my god

  • @Mint-Tea-in-a-Wine-Glass
    @Mint-Tea-in-a-Wine-Glass Жыл бұрын

    Morals of the story 1: Toy companies have seriously gone downhill over the years 2: don't use redbull as a substitute for water

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat2 жыл бұрын

    this is the stuff that makes kids grow up with weird kinks

  • @Dioxazine_Stars

    @Dioxazine_Stars

    Жыл бұрын

    I know. Im scared for Gen Alpha to grow up

  • @TabbyCatq

    @TabbyCatq

    Жыл бұрын

    We've heard of piss kinks, now we have shit kinks.

  • @Moemoepot

    @Moemoepot

    Жыл бұрын

    fr

  • @Moemoepot

    @Moemoepot

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Dioxazine_Stars most of them are also gonna identify as shit now

  • @s0urkandies67

    @s0urkandies67

    Жыл бұрын

    I think that's the point It's some really weird form of grooming probably

  • @allmight401
    @allmight4013 жыл бұрын

    Alternate Title: watch a grown man’s descent into insanity.

  • @Lilah123-e2i

    @Lilah123-e2i

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @flaky886

    @flaky886

    3 жыл бұрын

    WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ALL MIGHT-?!

  • @flaky886

    @flaky886

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've been trying to tell you something-

  • @allmight401

    @allmight401

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@flaky886 1) KZread recommendations 2) What did you want to tell me?

  • @hellopeople873

    @hellopeople873

    3 жыл бұрын

    All might may I visit sweet little Dekuuuuuu😩

  • @arandomperson254
    @arandomperson2543 жыл бұрын

    *this is why lego and pokemon never gets old*

  • @aracellypapas3861

    @aracellypapas3861

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cool right? 🙂😗

  • @arandomperson254

    @arandomperson254

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aracellypapas3861 heck yeahhh

  • @srd6359

    @srd6359

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yuh

  • @aikofoxxene7764

    @aikofoxxene7764

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO

  • @makcuja

    @makcuja

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Thebirb_5562 u still play with dino toys now?

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst37082 жыл бұрын

    There's something iconic about Max feeding a kawaii panda doll water with a syringe only for it to throw up green liquid, and then him holding it up to the camera going "NAASTY LITTLE BASTID"

  • @ThechillBIRDMAN

    @ThechillBIRDMAN

    3 ай бұрын

    XD

  • @bloodfrostgaming9204
    @bloodfrostgaming92042 жыл бұрын

    The empty room with anything in it, door broken off the hinges, and him chugging milk out of no where, is the most chaotic shit right off the bat. I like it.

  • @MarioLord14

    @MarioLord14

    Жыл бұрын

    The milk gave him brain damage 😂

  • @katiekat3000
    @katiekat30003 жыл бұрын

    "You can store your *weed* in there" Me: literally **dies**

  • @toki5752

    @toki5752

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @kinleyyy

    @kinleyyy

    3 жыл бұрын

    not trying to be rude ofc, but do you know what literally means?

  • @MARlPOSA

    @MARlPOSA

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kinleyyy it’s a literal matter or sense.

  • @emmac395

    @emmac395

    3 жыл бұрын

    Creativity 100

  • @user-fl7fr1ru9e

    @user-fl7fr1ru9e

    3 жыл бұрын

    Relatable

  • @felixgomez1584
    @felixgomez15844 жыл бұрын

    I'm genuinely disgusted, wtf is wrong with these companies

  • @ShaunKY.

    @ShaunKY.

    4 жыл бұрын

    Those toys are such a fucking waste

  • @heavensmeter

    @heavensmeter

    4 жыл бұрын

    Berserker Who cares dude? Relax

  • @outlawstargaming525

    @outlawstargaming525

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wtf did I just watch!

  • @Virolaxion

    @Virolaxion

    4 жыл бұрын

    *western children/parents

  • @brolymaininfighterz962

    @brolymaininfighterz962

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Berserker calm it your not the damn mother of the dude

  • @rainy17390
    @rainy17390 Жыл бұрын

    I now understand why most kids KZreadrs don't do this anymore

  • @Haruspell

    @Haruspell

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr and then parents are like “WhEn wE wHeRe YoUngEr wE wHeRe PlaYiNg WiTh ToYs” but whn toys on the market are like THIS yeah I’d rather just play revenge of the Shinobu thank you-😊

  • @person4636

    @person4636

    9 ай бұрын

    @@HaruspellNice Len profile

  • @cupofgoat
    @cupofgoat2 жыл бұрын

    This man is a legend for enduring this pain

  • @OMLucifer69

    @OMLucifer69

    Жыл бұрын

    Fr 😂😂

  • @Dottol-

    @Dottol-

    Жыл бұрын

    A massive legend..?

  • @_KERP
    @_KERP3 жыл бұрын

    imagine the cashier when he bought all those toys

  • @fluffythecat22

    @fluffythecat22

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cashiers mind be like: "is he.... a ... simp..?"

  • @sampletext9338

    @sampletext9338

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fluffythecat22 no, "Wait.. Why is he- EHHH nevermind"

  • @_KERP

    @_KERP

    3 жыл бұрын

    @iiWillowflowers yes

  • @ratgirlxoxo

    @ratgirlxoxo

    3 жыл бұрын

    The cashier's are probably used to him buying weird toys by now.

  • @delt1750

    @delt1750

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao

  • @amanwithatophat.1555
    @amanwithatophat.15553 жыл бұрын

    Him: :orders kids toys: mailman: :never sees any kids just a grown man: mailman: Is this man ok?

  • @raccoon2820

    @raccoon2820

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you forget to like the comment at 99 likes and someone else is the 100th like: 👁👄👁

  • @jfashion04

    @jfashion04

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Chara Dreemur lmao

  • @danigonemad

    @danigonemad

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ngl the mailman probably thinks he has kids in his basement

  • @justapineapple8464

    @justapineapple8464

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait he doesn't just buy them at a store

  • @jasontheguywhocandostuff9928

    @jasontheguywhocandostuff9928

    3 жыл бұрын

    The guy died from that comment

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official7 ай бұрын

    I don't think scat fetishists should make *kids* toys about said fetish.

  • @freakyfaries
    @freakyfaries Жыл бұрын

    this is what i think will happen when ryan’s toy review goes insane

  • @looser2704
    @looser27043 жыл бұрын

    The poopsie ones feels illegal, feels like some type of assault, visual harassment or something

  • @somethingaboutsomething369

    @somethingaboutsomething369

    3 жыл бұрын

    i..i agree..

  • @ahumanwithinternet2761

    @ahumanwithinternet2761

    3 жыл бұрын

    visual harassment is definitely it

  • @slime_quesadilla

    @slime_quesadilla

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your rude

  • @TeaPolitic

    @TeaPolitic

    3 жыл бұрын

    im in hawaii right now and we wen to ross and i saw them rip eyes

  • @xxshiro-kunxx2701

    @xxshiro-kunxx2701

    3 жыл бұрын

    @6712 Bruh, it's their opinion, the only one being rude is you tbh

  • @RocketPooch
    @RocketPooch3 жыл бұрын

    I really miss the toys that were actually really cool, like the old littlest pet shops and monster high dolls. // Edit: I know MH just got a reboot and that LPS are returning in 2024 lol, at the time of writing this comment both franchises were pretty dead. Hope that clears up confusion :D

  • @yesimlithiyum

    @yesimlithiyum

    3 жыл бұрын

    my childhood right there

  • @RocketPooch

    @RocketPooch

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yesimlithiyum My goodness :000 I'd kill for those to be brought back... even though I don't collect anymore, they bring back so many memories haha. Apparently they're still making a few lps, but it doesn't seem like they'll bring the old ones back at this stage. As for Monster High, there's going to be a reboot, I'm not quite sure what the dolls and show are going to look like though.

  • @dukeeeeshii

    @dukeeeeshii

    3 жыл бұрын

    dang- same

  • @elbereth2738

    @elbereth2738

    3 жыл бұрын

    LPS WAS THE BEST ToT

  • @tia4108

    @tia4108

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES

  • @tiealovely
    @tiealovely Жыл бұрын

    who actually sat down and thought, “let’s make a unicorn with eyelash extensions that vomits or takes a dump”

  • @C0rnd0g_L0v3r

    @C0rnd0g_L0v3r

    11 ай бұрын

    A high person

  • @YTSeiyaGoFire
    @YTSeiyaGoFire2 жыл бұрын

    "Whats the lore here, like it lives and bathes on this piss water" best quote ever

  • @quackanimations6338
    @quackanimations63383 жыл бұрын

    kids in 1970-2010: I love doll and dollhouse kids now: I love *P* *O* *O* *P*

  • @sleepy7138

    @sleepy7138

    3 жыл бұрын

    My cousin doesn’t play with dolls but she’s like born in 2010

  • @sampletext9338

    @sampletext9338

    3 жыл бұрын

    C A C A - C O L A

  • @ReddestOne24

    @ReddestOne24

    3 жыл бұрын

    i dont like toy at all

  • @Caufeeholic

    @Caufeeholic

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm I was obsessed with the shit emojis when I was small, sorry for being cringe

  • @personne9994

    @personne9994

    3 жыл бұрын

    one is creepy the other's disgusting.

  • @ImThatRandomCommenter
    @ImThatRandomCommenter3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing like a grown man filming hime self opening kids toys. I actually thought this was a kids channel until he started cursing 😂

  • @pantsmage970

    @pantsmage970

    3 жыл бұрын

    You've much to learn of the mighty goblin. My child

  • @youneedjesus9772

    @youneedjesus9772

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mom: what are you watching? Me: A toy review. Mom: Okay, good. What I'm actually watching:

  • @XxShiba_SlayerxX

    @XxShiba_SlayerxX

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kid toys 3am:

  • @chloew5511

    @chloew5511

    3 жыл бұрын

    same here

  • @katiekat3000

    @katiekat3000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nope, not a kid's channel

  • @pebblerockz
    @pebblerockz Жыл бұрын

    17:19 “I actually kinda like this one!” - *proceeds to throw it at wall*

  • @lillian1904
    @lillian1904 Жыл бұрын

    This is the best "unboxing video" or whatever they call it now days, it's not like those other "oMg ThAtS cUtE" friggin "LOL doll unboxing".

  • @rulialee9802
    @rulialee98023 жыл бұрын

    I don't often care about environmental issues, but there's so much unnecessary plastic packaging

  • @leslycastillo8920

    @leslycastillo8920

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr

  • @aa-cx8wf

    @aa-cx8wf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Holly Irwin It's both.

  • @fredesch3158

    @fredesch3158

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@aa-cx8wf Yeah, definitely both, but being annoying is something you can overlook, the environmental issue not so much

  • @parkchimmin7913

    @parkchimmin7913

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Holly Irwin There’s more packaging than the actual toy itself. Awful.

  • @parkchimmin7913

    @parkchimmin7913

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Holly Irwin It’s a one-time-use plastic. They might not not seem harmful on their own, but they tend to add up really quick in landfills since they’re rarely reusable. Edit: Even worse if they were to end up in the ocean. Especially thin plastic bags. Turtles often mistaken those as jellyfish.

  • @nobody2021
    @nobody20214 жыл бұрын

    toys when i was a kid: build stuff with cool bricks. build a robot animal (zoids) toys now: poop, vomit, urine, etc.

  • @Capitol_B

    @Capitol_B

    4 жыл бұрын

    lily-liver I know right.

  • @kaitlando636

    @kaitlando636

    4 жыл бұрын

    Butts and farts too. Really weird

  • @bayleaf_heretv5393

    @bayleaf_heretv5393

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I remember playing with LEGO’s with my little brother and not whatever fetish toys those are

  • @kaitlando636

    @kaitlando636

    4 жыл бұрын

    Some cartoons are like that too

  • @user-dm6cy8gl3p

    @user-dm6cy8gl3p

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can’t forget slime and unicorns

  • @TheCutiePatrol
    @TheCutiePatrol Жыл бұрын

    i love the fact Max thinks he's also room temperature lol.

  • @merlinho0t
    @merlinho0t9 ай бұрын

    The star baby creature is genuine nightmare fuel.

  • @krx50
    @krx504 жыл бұрын

    What honestly disgusts me the most about this stuff is that they're trying to make gross things "cute", and in these cases they're mainly just gross, so they fail completely

  • @laurelalloro

    @laurelalloro

    4 жыл бұрын

    kids are gonna be eating shit

  • @anastasialoveless677

    @anastasialoveless677

    4 жыл бұрын

    professional connoisseur of extravagant bread lovely peaches been doing that for years now

  • @bobbobbo5278

    @bobbobbo5278

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shit fetish is gonna be the new rage amongst the youth 💅💅

  • @KaminariHouse

    @KaminariHouse

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kids like gross shit, especially boys. A lotta kids toy are "gross but cute", or "gross but cool". I remember being a kid in the 90s. This is the same stuff we had back then, only there was a lot more of it.

  • @buhgingo2933

    @buhgingo2933

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is just going to bring new waves of scat fetishers, particularly among the female audience

  • @jimdingle4521
    @jimdingle45214 жыл бұрын

    the funniest thing about this is picturing him in the ch3eckout line buying all these poop toys meant for little girls

  • @pental.a.d.3289

    @pental.a.d.3289

    4 жыл бұрын

    I imagine he bought these on Amazon or something like it

  • @xquenda275

    @xquenda275

    3 жыл бұрын

    ✨Self Checkout✨ also they may asume he has a kid

  • @user-jv3qv5xu9d

    @user-jv3qv5xu9d

    3 жыл бұрын

    fun fact: retailers dont care

  • @brokenvessel_
    @brokenvessel_ Жыл бұрын

    the "scammy" reason that kids are attracted to these toys is the bright holographic colors mixed with the large text causes lots of neural stimulation, even if the contents are something the kids may never see again

  • @noahatethebread
    @noahatethebread Жыл бұрын

    The "LA caca" made me laugh so 🦆ing hard too😭💀💀💀💀

  • @juliebenitez6788
    @juliebenitez67883 жыл бұрын

    "so like it lives in bathes in this piss water?-" Had me wheezing- Bonus 1- thanks for the likes Bonus 2- You've got to be SH*TTING me Bonus 3- who gives a SH*T

  • @emaleepeterson2289

    @emaleepeterson2289

    3 жыл бұрын

    the whole video i was wheezing!!!!!

  • @Itz_Mothii

    @Itz_Mothii

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the "Piss water" for me

  • @rachelthompson7487

    @rachelthompson7487

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @juliebenitez6788

    @juliebenitez6788

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Itz_Mothii ikr

  • @Serenityishottandyournot
    @Serenityishottandyournot Жыл бұрын

    “Now were talkioing” i love him!

  • @V10l3t_N00b
    @V10l3t_N00b Жыл бұрын

    “What is this?” *a mutant-weird-alien-flea thingy*

  • @sabrinakuai9433
    @sabrinakuai94334 жыл бұрын

    The Chinese on the Panda cup actually says “Exotic hot piss” or “exotic hot shit” idk cause the last word looks blurry, still weird tho

  • @Ambergrisss

    @Ambergrisss

    4 жыл бұрын

    Euuuh that is unpleasant lmao

  • @clista1020

    @clista1020

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see the word 屎, so It means poop, due to this is poopsie slime.

  • @unfoundpump

    @unfoundpump

    4 жыл бұрын

    erotic butters

  • @legend7951

    @legend7951

    4 жыл бұрын

    @KuriousKoopa Troopa most likely profanity, given they definitely just google translated it with no effort

  • @peachsolocup

    @peachsolocup

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's disturbing

  • @msthecommentator2863
    @msthecommentator28634 жыл бұрын

    What about the baby dragon? Does it spit or poop? DOES IT SPIT OR POOP, MAX?!

  • @flushestlime5837

    @flushestlime5837

    4 жыл бұрын

    To this day we still don't know R.I.P

  • @nancybeltran8601

    @nancybeltran8601

    4 жыл бұрын

    It spits. Because it doesn't have an asshole.

  • @queeni3901

    @queeni3901

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@nancybeltran8601 he studied the video for years... To tell if it spits or poops. Staring at the toys buttocks until he felt confident enough to shout. IT SPITS!!

  • @veyonixx

    @veyonixx

    4 жыл бұрын

    does it spit or shit

  • @moth4987

    @moth4987

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@queeni3901 her name is Nancy.

  • @chaos8775
    @chaos8775 Жыл бұрын

    5:14 you just explained them all, perfectly

  • @Jacqarts
    @Jacqarts2 жыл бұрын

    18:05 YOU HAVE STARTED A BRONY WAR.

  • @AgarthanExecutioner
    @AgarthanExecutioner4 жыл бұрын

    God so much wasted packaging, too Forget straws, we need to ban this packaging

  • @shitocodone8940

    @shitocodone8940

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agarthan Executioner children first then turdles

  • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway

    @Alittlefruitgoesalongway

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who says children need these crap toys though. Have them buy something actually good.

  • @shitocodone8940

    @shitocodone8940

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Palumbo who said turtles should exist there’s like a billion better species

  • @Alittlefruitgoesalongway

    @Alittlefruitgoesalongway

    4 жыл бұрын

    I don't have any particular favoritism for turtles, but other ocean wildlife are effected by the plastic waste too. I'm sure everyone would appreciate a clean ocean too. Even beaches, many now are just full of litter, broken bottles and other crap, and they can't really be enjoyed anymore once they reach that state.

  • @crowMilatonin

    @crowMilatonin

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shitocodone8940 Who said we should exist There’s tons of better species

  • @RadEmpoleon
    @RadEmpoleon3 жыл бұрын

    "Is it a spitter or is it a shitter?" Possibly the greatest line of this video.

  • @im.nayn_

    @im.nayn_

    2 жыл бұрын

    *Possibly*

  • @charlottebarham7722

    @charlottebarham7722

    2 жыл бұрын

    The true question: "Is is a spitter or a swallower?"

  • @maomaomi5434

    @maomaomi5434

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@charlottebarham7722 sh- tter = swallower since that's where it eventually ends up, no?

  • @311.madiii

    @311.madiii

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pretty sure I shifted my orang and laughing at this cause I felt it-

  • @maritesswilliams9307

    @maritesswilliams9307

    2 жыл бұрын

    16:36 AM IN HELL

  • @Eleanorscatmom
    @Eleanorscatmom8 ай бұрын

    So apparently for the Rainboocorns, in series one, the peel-away sticker on their hearts are to "reveal what they (the stuffed animal) loves" they must have realized it was lame, (more likely got called out on charging stupid high prices for a "special feature" that's just a sticker or the items being unstickered in stores) because they use sequins and other stuff to "reveal their loves" now.

  • @felsiccanis
    @felsiccanis Жыл бұрын

    This is like those toy surprise egg unboxing whatever videos except for adults, watching out of morbid curiosity alone rather than an actual desire to buy the products

  • @astral7950
    @astral79504 жыл бұрын

    The manager: What thing do girls like? One of the workers: *sHiT* The manager: WRitE tHat dOwn

  • @cherrybansx7398

    @cherrybansx7398

    4 жыл бұрын

    my sister has a weird fetish. dont read your siblings' diaries dude im starting therapy tomorrow

  • @killnbl

    @killnbl

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cherrybansx7398 you cant just say that without telling us what the actual fetish is

  • @zilldraws

    @zilldraws

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cherry Inmato what did you find? Oh god

  • @spdrlinc5877

    @spdrlinc5877

    4 жыл бұрын

    Siblings Incest probably, thats why our man here is not talking

  • @mortis5651

    @mortis5651

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@cherrybansx7398 tell us

  • @pelicanking9596
    @pelicanking95964 жыл бұрын

    1970's girls: I love to play with my barbies! Present day girls: ImMa PlAy WiTh ThIs DoG sHiT

  • @yagirlhenney5701

    @yagirlhenney5701

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea. I don't get it either.

  • @PolarThing2767

    @PolarThing2767

    3 жыл бұрын

    D*** hole UvU

  • @luismiguel425

    @luismiguel425

    3 жыл бұрын

    Present day girls : dog sh*t over barbies

  • @djeffree1942

    @djeffree1942

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about the sindy dolls?

  • @HistoryDoggoistaken

    @HistoryDoggoistaken

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@PolarThing2767 ALLL HAIL BINGUS

  • @SEWERGARBAGE
    @SEWERGARBAGE11 ай бұрын

    literally like 2 years later and this video will always be rewatched

  • @randomcatonyt
    @randomcatonyt Жыл бұрын

    This is my first introduction into your channel and I absolutely fucking love it

  • @--zigzagoon12--26
    @--zigzagoon12--264 жыл бұрын

    The way he says cutie tootie gets me every time

  • @96vetements

    @96vetements

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cuootie Toootie

  • @grass324

    @grass324

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cu3t13 2ties

  • @RealLewis

    @RealLewis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Cwutee tOotiss

  • @DutchClawz

    @DutchClawz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coochie

  • @yhn_ht

    @yhn_ht

    3 жыл бұрын

    cutie tities

  • @athenaphan9070
    @athenaphan90703 жыл бұрын

    The level of sarcasm, annoyance, and disgust is immaculate 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @im.nayn_

    @im.nayn_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yup

  • @scarovsky3757

    @scarovsky3757

    2 жыл бұрын

    👍Yes

  • @flameepidemic4839
    @flameepidemic48392 жыл бұрын

    Im gonna become obsessed with your videos for a month just like i did with slime videos 😂 i can alreasy feel it

  • @allison2725
    @allison27259 ай бұрын

    I feel like with the Baby Born dolls that shit and piss, it made some sense. Like, the kid is pretending to be a parent and is caring for a human baby. But when you're given a mythical creature, with whom you inject stuff into it, to then play with it's shit or vomit, it's different and weird.

  • @Dumb.ahh.internet
    @Dumb.ahh.internet3 жыл бұрын

    Younger me: **Offended** Me now: Yea, why did they think of this?

  • @Melliorra

    @Melliorra

    3 жыл бұрын

    Younger me would've clicked off the first time he cussed * sobs in cringe *

  • @kay4081

    @kay4081

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @uncleiroh1612
    @uncleiroh16123 жыл бұрын

    “I mean who gives a shit” Me: I- I think that critter does

  • @fluttershy1529

    @fluttershy1529

    3 жыл бұрын

    And it’s a shit

  • @cr1spy.s0cks92

    @cr1spy.s0cks92

    3 жыл бұрын

    quite literally

  • @serendipitylove3930

    @serendipitylove3930

    2 жыл бұрын

    Smooth

  • @garyoak4946
    @garyoak49462 жыл бұрын

    I think the thing that makes the factory continue making the slime products is because kids might think that the slime is fun to play with and kids might even think it’s cute the way the products are shaped

  • @Iluvmyselffxoxo
    @Iluvmyselffxoxo Жыл бұрын

    I bearly started watching him for 12 days and I already love his accent 😂🤚🏻

  • @vejymonsta3006
    @vejymonsta30064 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes. I love playing the game "Will she spit or poop."

  • @errorsnide

    @errorsnide

    4 жыл бұрын

    College days, the game.

  • @benji7851

    @benji7851

    4 жыл бұрын

    *SHE POoPED!*

  • @red-firefox

    @red-firefox

    4 жыл бұрын

    18:32 Let's see if you're a spitter or a shitter

  • @lemeres2478
    @lemeres24783 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Items often feel cold because they have high heat conductivity. Basically, ti is really, realyl good at stealing your body heat, even when compared to other materials at the same temperature.

  • @serendipitylove3930

    @serendipitylove3930

    2 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for the cool fact ^-^

  • @milopt.352

    @milopt.352

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Pistolshrimp69420 this made me laugh, thank you :)

  • @love_lettxrs

    @love_lettxrs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Learn better Grammer before explanations. ( I'm joking calm down)

  • @miatotlol

    @miatotlol

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fun facts: fun facts arent actually fun.

  • @funtimefreddy8040

    @funtimefreddy8040

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cool

  • @MEK_15
    @MEK_15 Жыл бұрын

    BRUH THE ACENT HAD ME DYING AND JUST INSULTING THE BABIES NOO 😂😂

  • @WiiTV415
    @WiiTV415 Жыл бұрын

    I feel bad for the kids who will call these toys “nostalgia” in the future.

  • @C0rnd0g_L0v3r

    @C0rnd0g_L0v3r

    11 ай бұрын

    Omg 😳

  • @certified_flowr
    @certified_flowr3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I see these at a store, I say to myself: “Ew, why. Who made you?”

  • @genera1013

    @genera1013

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love your profile pic, my fellow ace!

  • @certified_flowr

    @certified_flowr

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@genera1013 Thanks!

  • @jayshroomalt

    @jayshroomalt

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a wonderful pfp

  • @SymbiontUVPlays

    @SymbiontUVPlays

    3 жыл бұрын

    fellow aroace greetings

  • @fennyfoxy3435

    @fennyfoxy3435

    3 жыл бұрын

    E

  • @victiniman45
    @victiniman454 жыл бұрын

    It wouldn’t be to hard for me to believe that giant garbage heap in the ocean is made entirely of these products.

  • @dukewild5071

    @dukewild5071

    2 жыл бұрын

    At least 20%

  • @bluefox8011
    @bluefox80112 жыл бұрын

    that hard whiff of the pineapple and lime got me rolling lol.

  • @Fr0yo0l1smyl1fe
    @Fr0yo0l1smyl1fe Жыл бұрын

    This made me laugh so hard that my parents got scared of me

  • @Dosujagii
    @Dosujagii4 жыл бұрын

    I feel like this entire episode has been one cracked out fever dream. So many unexpected twists and turns and I still have no idea what's going on lmao

  • @Annimations
    @Annimations3 жыл бұрын

    I’m really confused by the scat obsession in toys lately. Imagine them going up and being nostalgic

  • @ariuszyleng2580

    @ariuszyleng2580

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's disturbing like KZread kid's videos back then the offbrands and everything

  • @arctozoltaurora2130

    @arctozoltaurora2130

    3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being like 6 and growing up with these toys, and then 10 years later you're talking to your friends like "Remember that one unicorn toy that shits itself? Yeah that one was my favorite." "Which unicorn shitting itself? There was a lot of them."

  • @ariuszyleng2580

    @ariuszyleng2580

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@arctozoltaurora2130 oh God I can now imagine that now

  • @dukewild5071

    @dukewild5071

    2 жыл бұрын

    Clearly, the distributors hate children

  • @ogrynmod1765

    @ogrynmod1765

    Жыл бұрын

    Kill me

  • @MFChickenFlipper
    @MFChickenFlipper Жыл бұрын

    The "Doritos" bag looks like the ones people make for weed lmao

  • @evalisehopkins733
    @evalisehopkins733 Жыл бұрын

    I have never laughed so hard I started to cry of laughter and fell of my bed

  • @steptoef
    @steptoef4 жыл бұрын

    I’m disappointed he didn’t realize the Coca Cola was spelled “caca coola”

  • @rodrix9532

    @rodrix9532

    4 жыл бұрын

    And caca in spanish mean poop or shit

  • @MrFredstt

    @MrFredstt

    4 жыл бұрын

    SleepyBoy I bet the makers did that on purpose

  • @hackpug6968

    @hackpug6968

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thats the thing you are mainly concerned about

  • @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon

    @ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Uh oh, stinky.

  • @TestAccount-zr5ne

    @TestAccount-zr5ne

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bonnie u didnt have to include that lol

  • @ihav2mchsparetime
    @ihav2mchsparetime3 жыл бұрын

    i find myself back here atleast once every 2 months

  • @Str1kesAtService

    @Str1kesAtService

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ayo u need to come back it’s 4 months

  • @strawberry.shortcakez

    @strawberry.shortcakez

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Str1kesAtService yeah lol

  • @Happy_Panic_

    @Happy_Panic_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ok

  • @laylah.medina

    @laylah.medina

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Happy_Panic_ Ok

  • @Happy_Panic_

    @Happy_Panic_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@laylah.medina Ok

  • @phosta2318
    @phosta23182 жыл бұрын

    "Wait a min, this isn't shit is it" Had me dying 😂

  • @Holddreamstight
    @Holddreamstight8 ай бұрын

    I am thirteen, I’ve never seen an unboxing video bee this unhinged, I love it

  • @lemurofchaos9672
    @lemurofchaos96723 жыл бұрын

    This makes me worry for humanity in 10 years.

  • @destinygarcia7526

    @destinygarcia7526

    3 жыл бұрын

    oh agreed. Just like pokmon made a lot of furries and kim possible really got people into red heads just think of the damage this is gonna do

  • @qopkornz

    @qopkornz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Everyone would be scat n🐓tie tag fans 😔

  • @mishamoo6915

    @mishamoo6915

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am 10 years old so I will only be 20 😫

  • @-cherry_potato-6446

    @-cherry_potato-6446

    3 жыл бұрын

    10 years later: Come buy our unicorn diarrhea pack Feels like real shit! :D also edible :D

  • @wonyounglover1011

    @wonyounglover1011

    3 жыл бұрын

    Right-

  • @dantethespoon1087
    @dantethespoon10874 жыл бұрын

    some little girls are going to be into scat when they get older

  • @icestonevulpix3469

    @icestonevulpix3469

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aaand inflation....

  • @jblen

    @jblen

    4 жыл бұрын

    These definitely seem like some fucked up fetish dolls marketed to little girls, they don't seem like dolls a kid would want to play with. It's like the company are genuinely trying to brainwash them into becoming scat cretins

  • @vivi-wr8nm

    @vivi-wr8nm

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jblen i mean remember elsagate theres a whole industry that seemingly exists to indoctrinate kids with fetishes, weird af

  • @HOTD108_

    @HOTD108_

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@vivi-wr8nm What's the motivation for doing that though? Seriously I don't understand the motive, or lack thereof.

  • @KaminariHouse

    @KaminariHouse

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jblen I dunno man. Kids like gross shit, especially boys. If you remember the 90s like I do, you'd know this.

  • @iragealiltohard
    @iragealiltohard Жыл бұрын

    "it lives and bathes in this p¡ss water?" XD

  • @Crybaby_Melani3_Martinez
    @Crybaby_Melani3_Martinez10 ай бұрын

    I love the way he says “cutie tootie” its so funny

  • @Pro-sn2dj
    @Pro-sn2dj3 жыл бұрын

    dude just made slime out of red bull what a legend

  • @mermaidseablue6222

    @mermaidseablue6222

    3 жыл бұрын

    legend.

  • @welp482

    @welp482

    3 жыл бұрын

    Say bye to the slime it grew wings (sounded better in my head)

  • @im.nayn_

    @im.nayn_

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@welp482 things always sound better in your head

  • @TaylorLames

    @TaylorLames

    2 жыл бұрын

    a MASSIVE LEGEND

  • @tenelum9865
    @tenelum98653 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t have water, but I do have Red Bull” yup, that sounds like Max

  • @_wiindexx_

    @_wiindexx_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also sounds like me ngl

  • @JohnnyLondon-gk9gx
    @JohnnyLondon-gk9gx4 ай бұрын

    it’s all shits and giggles until the toy giggles and shits

  • @avabartholonew8808
    @avabartholonew8808 Жыл бұрын

    I just want to say I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life this was hilarious

  • @Harlow3636
    @Harlow36363 жыл бұрын

    “Let’s add the funky unicorn piss” that’s the part where I just started crying of laugher 😂

  • @LapisTheGem427
    @LapisTheGem4273 жыл бұрын

    "Now, where's our victim? I mean- critter." had me dying

  • @ScottPg3dYT

    @ScottPg3dYT

    Жыл бұрын

    But heres the weird thing... 18:08

  • @dancingonLayzesgrave
    @dancingonLayzesgrave11 ай бұрын

    IM LAUGHING SM THIS CHANNEL IS HILARIOUS😭

  • @starr-
    @starr- Жыл бұрын

    I don't think kids even wanted this. I think the parents just thought since it was on the toys shelf that they're child wanted it.

  • @Cloudyxx-lt8bh
    @Cloudyxx-lt8bh3 жыл бұрын

    “dog shit” “This isn’t shit right?” “It got golden legs” “Rainbow corn shit” “Rejected shit” “I really like this gangster one” I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THOSE WORDS- edited! HOW WHAT THANKS FOR 1.1K LIKES YAAAAHH

  • @-__Ast0lf0__-

    @-__Ast0lf0__-

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Snowman dog shit"

  • @Cloudyxx-lt8bh

    @Cloudyxx-lt8bh

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@-__Ast0lf0__- YES YES SNOWMAN DOG SHIT

  • @_yeet_

    @_yeet_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rainbow corn sh**🤣

  • @mariadirani8849

    @mariadirani8849

    3 жыл бұрын

    me too ;D

  • @Lucky-yk9cc

    @Lucky-yk9cc

    3 жыл бұрын

    Then it went rippppppp

  • @Lewis-lw1hl
    @Lewis-lw1hl4 жыл бұрын

    Max: How long till they sell piss Belle Delphine: *silence*

  • @KidNamedRed

    @KidNamedRed

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm 🌝

  • @alfi3d943

    @alfi3d943

    3 жыл бұрын

    B R U H

  • @yoonbum1147

    @yoonbum1147

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bruh

  • @insignia9325
    @insignia93252 жыл бұрын

    I haven't found one Video so far on your channel I enjoy as much as this hell ride 😂😂😂 pls do more

  • @skelelely
    @skelelely2 жыл бұрын

    bruh Red Bull LOLLLLL I was laughing so hard at the Red Bull instead of water

  • @tessvallas8419
    @tessvallas84193 жыл бұрын

    I’m just imagining little kids watching this and running up to their mom like “ this toy man said shit, what dies it mean.” Lmao

  • @DimwitDangerous
    @DimwitDangerous4 жыл бұрын

    These are like the real life versions of those weird girl flash games

  • @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644

    @polysteveshusbandandboyfri644

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @youryou.104

    @youryou.104

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @yanxoo

    @yanxoo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @delphoxy1260

    @delphoxy1260

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @HighRollerYT

    @HighRollerYT

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @roachy211
    @roachy211 Жыл бұрын

    These where so fucking weird 😂! And the way you reacted was hilarious!😢

  • @-donuttedits-
    @-donuttedits- Жыл бұрын

    17:43 all that came to my mind is LA CACA

  • @TheAdlady75838
    @TheAdlady758383 жыл бұрын

    “Collectible Dog ****” best name I’ve ever heard for those lol

  • @TdiAlejandro
    @TdiAlejandro4 жыл бұрын

    When my mom entered the room I had to switch to porn, as it was easier to explain...

  • @sevimnurkayal4705

    @sevimnurkayal4705

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious and original

  • @chelian1559

    @chelian1559

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sevimnurkayal4705 💀

  • @skaerkilde
    @skaerkilde Жыл бұрын

    I gotta say that watching Max torture himself and get slime all over his hands never gets old. I account for at least 50 views of this video alone.

  • @ahana88077
    @ahana88077 Жыл бұрын

    My gosh it's my first time seeing unboxing video with this much excitement 🤣

  • @Marina-Ida
    @Marina-Ida2 жыл бұрын

    There are so many things I could point out that make me absolutely despise these kind of toys. It’s infuriating because these kinds of toys quite literally clog up every single toy aisle because it’s cheaper and easier to make instead of literally anything of any quality

  • @rose.florish

    @rose.florish

    Жыл бұрын

    Not to mention kids get sick of it in a day and it causes unnecessary pollution

  • @daniellejones9712

    @daniellejones9712

    Жыл бұрын

    ...clog up... _nice pun, bestie_

  • @Basedhistoryenjoyer

    @Basedhistoryenjoyer

    Жыл бұрын

    Looking at this makes me thankful that I grew up with knock off Lego cause at least it's decent

  • @Fritz1105

    @Fritz1105

    Жыл бұрын

    Ican list 2 1. Being very close to gambling with surprise boxes 2. Too much plastic

  • @Willie.Stroker
    @Willie.Stroker3 жыл бұрын

    “I really like this weird gangster one.” Me: Laughing my lungs out

  • @peacecatis1923
    @peacecatis1923 Жыл бұрын

    I love the progression of hum losing his mind (and me losing mine)

  • @EvvyW3vvy
    @EvvyW3vvy Жыл бұрын

    This is bringing back so many memories about that sticky, cold, slimy texture of the cheap slime you got from kids slime toys- I don’t understand the obsession with literal crap in kids toys, like why?! If you love it so much then make your own!

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