Golden hatchable

@dewdoesthis4192

6 жыл бұрын

Dolan Dark *no*

@gaslightningmcqueen7340

6 жыл бұрын

This is why grandavy is better

@mute-miku

6 жыл бұрын

*2days ago*

@blueberryaspyxiation4251

6 жыл бұрын

Daddi

@phatcoxx4312

6 жыл бұрын

Hi Dolan Dork hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahaahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhaahhaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhqhahahah. Okay ima go commit sodoku now bye

0:16-0:40 cant break a mirror with a hammer. No wonder Australians lost a war against a bunch of birds.

@tiffanyrowland3771

5 жыл бұрын

🐥🔫😤

@skeleton2744

5 жыл бұрын

The birds took our guns

@embrioimp4321

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention the fact that they had machine guns lol.

@ElFantasma2008

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair those birds were pretty tanky

@NuggetMeme

4 жыл бұрын

Took 10 bullets to kill one

Almost five years later and I still revisit this video. Max screaming about keyring figures will never get old

@thekaneluigi1439

Жыл бұрын

With me it's him trying to break that mirror

@WilliamsChannel3

10 ай бұрын

​@@thekaneluigi1439💀

@gof5017

9 ай бұрын

Lmao

@Googaa20

9 ай бұрын

true

@lygoozman125

8 ай бұрын

Facts

3:25 the timing for how the small "Mike Wazowski" was able to fit before Maxmoefoe questioned its existence is comedy gold.

@mikaelagallagher9579

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@kalynmiller666

Ай бұрын

3:26 He got the keychain with one eye! LOL😂😂😂😂😂

An adult male ranting about children’s toys is the type of content I subbed for

@willmatthews2121

5 жыл бұрын

Heyyyy fellow anime boi 👏👏

@booooohie

4 жыл бұрын

So did I S o d i d i

@jerilev

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@faceflesh4129

4 жыл бұрын

Cry Celestial lmao this is how I replied to guy that asked why I watch this

@BaxterBear69

4 жыл бұрын

weeaboo don’t talk to me

The “Mike Wazowski” got me so good😂😂

@MajorReckerFailure

4 жыл бұрын

Dafaq

@technoblade2928

4 жыл бұрын

MiKe WaZoWsKi

@chungus100

4 жыл бұрын

J E F

@noxy1567

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@technoblade2928

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaa

Max is a testament to the fact that there is a right and wrong way to swing a hammer. It’s honestly impressive.

@Ericskykid

2 жыл бұрын

Nice stack of likes

@prabhaisha

2 жыл бұрын

Fnf

@TheDespoticRuler

Жыл бұрын

@@prabhaisha what?

I love watching how angry he gets over keychains.

@DanaRollins79

2 жыл бұрын

I love watching how angry he gets over keychains.

@dizzyslug

2 жыл бұрын

i read this as soon as he started getting angry at a keychain

@GobstopperExplosion

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I was fucking crying laughing at that the first time I watched this video

Hearing max rant about shitty children's toys for 20 minutes has been the highlight of my day and I just found out I have been cured of cancer.

@jordanmichael285

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Ward if you're being serious, congratulations!

@Rasengan1inyaface

6 жыл бұрын

If you really were cured of cancer, congratulations. Welcome back to life.

@spektrumhd3741

6 жыл бұрын

Stephen Ward You too?! Same.

@Minecraft-md6fs

6 жыл бұрын

congrats

@classystar211

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t look at the rest of the comments or your cancer will come back

When the sun explodes and consumes our solar system, all that will remain with be the emoji keychains.

@actualartificer223

4 жыл бұрын

dont forget the mirror

@ipadkid1133

4 жыл бұрын

Why doesn’t this comment have more likes lmao

@bouldrholdr

3 жыл бұрын

And the rocket league ball

@puchipuchi808

3 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I kinda like the keychain??

@jenniferdunstan5065

3 жыл бұрын

@@puchipuchi808 yes

I think hell for Max would be having a million cheap toys but all of them are indestructable, and having to open a million Burning Shadows but being told there is no chance for a Rainbow Charizard.

@zocritter

2 жыл бұрын

He’ll be going to hell. To torture others.

@fallaciousUnion

2 жыл бұрын

dont tell him just say there's only one

@RalseiGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@fallaciousUnion and it’s in the 1st pack and you have to still open the rest

@maddie-yt2qn

Жыл бұрын

and a bunch of keychains

I swear that Bob's Burger box looks like it's been opened already, it's even super-obviously taped down. Either Max has already opened it, or someone's been looking for the right figures to complete their collection.

How To Break A Mirror 📛 Hitting It With A Hammer ❌ Throwing Hammers At It ❌ *Pulling At It By The Back With Your Hand* ✔

@Stephenstotchhzz

5 жыл бұрын

I pick C.

@mrstarkidontfeeltoogood4934

5 жыл бұрын

David Vandyke i fell on a mirror its a long story but its a check

@classicfoxygaming16costa97

5 жыл бұрын

Lol true

@dan_dapotato

5 жыл бұрын

More wrong ways: Shooting it with an 80 caliber ❌ Drilling it ❌ Hitting it with a car ❌ Running it over ❌ Hitting it with a truck ❌

@worldrecordlasagna6498

5 жыл бұрын

Hitting is an overstatement he only tapped it

"Don't wash your foreskin" ~ Maxmoefoe (2018)

@chefboiardeeznutz9881

4 жыл бұрын

But it's a necessity!!!!

@Meowieali

4 жыл бұрын

3:25

@Meowieali

4 жыл бұрын

3:26

@kevboy2455

4 жыл бұрын

That had me dieing

Welcome to JeffWatch Classic! Number of Jeffs in this episode: 17 Number of Bruhs in this episode: 0 0:44 - 1 Jeff 0:46 - 4 Jeffs 4:05 - 1 Jeff 4:10 - 1 Jeff 4:14 - 2 Jeffs 4:18 - 8 Jeffs Total Burning Shadows opened: 96

@ThePersonWhoAsked69420

Жыл бұрын

holy shit do you actually do this your whole life ? do you even HAVE a life ?

How is this man not a gambler

“Yes lady at checkout I do have kids”

@lolmine2950

4 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is cursed

@randolphtartana2023

3 жыл бұрын

Your pfp is S C O O B

@deformedgoku9322

3 жыл бұрын

Hentai

@queenblister7845

3 жыл бұрын

I hope that pfp doesn’t have kids

@silly.silliest

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey scoobis how's it going. The kids dead yet? Or did God bless them enough to where they are invincible?

Max. Is. Back. OPENING UP THAT CHEAPLY PAINTED PLASTIC, MADE IN A T H I R D W O R L D C O U N T R Y

@CJayEvermoure

6 жыл бұрын

S O M E S H I T T Y T H I R D W O R L D G L U E

8:56 *I can just hear his disappointment*

This series is a guilty pleasure for me

He broke a mirror,and still wonders why he is not pulling that charizard from burning shadows

@muteki8422

4 жыл бұрын

Broker😂🤦‍♂️

@atuaangie5160

4 жыл бұрын

@God But he's perfect Name one mistake

@catmerchant8699

4 жыл бұрын

still

@stuarttheconkerer7096

4 жыл бұрын

Op pokesheild at the end of a comma there is supposed to be a space but this comment lacks that.

@atuaangie5160

4 жыл бұрын

@@stuarttheconkerer7096 name two

Ok, seriously. How long is the interior decoration joke going to go for?

@realkingtom

6 жыл бұрын

It'll go until he literally cannot reach the desk

@Mandrilled

6 жыл бұрын

until the room doesn't need any more s P I C I N G U P

@Erro

6 жыл бұрын

intil the room is full

@Millylerks

6 жыл бұрын

Until dolan dark turns it in to a viral maymay

@baska-

6 жыл бұрын

Until someone breaks in from the outside.

19:27 For a moment I zoned out and thought he was describing Fanboy and Chumchum

Came here for the nostalgia, stayed for the grown man reviewing kids toys

@colerolfe5282

11 ай бұрын

Couldn’t have said it better myself 😭

years of being a vegetarian and anime have made max so weak he can no longer break glass or cheap childrens toys

that moment when the mirror is harder to break than the actual door wtf

Honestly, this guy is very funny, one of my favourite KZreadrs for sure.

@natem355

Жыл бұрын

you can watch him get drunk on the channel cold ones

@SenatorAri

Жыл бұрын

You think he is actually funny? That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

4:21 When I boot up Minecraft at 2 AM

@lordrathut

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@tragicallycanadian

3 жыл бұрын

Me irl

tries to break mirror *ACTS SURPRISED WHEN IT BREAKS*

@milly-sw9gg

4 жыл бұрын

He was surprised that he broke it with his hand, you mongoloid.

@milly-sw9gg

4 жыл бұрын

You fuckin primate

@zero_pointyt

4 жыл бұрын

THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU SHIT

@alyx8830

4 жыл бұрын

You fckin' pea brain headed nuts

@OceanCat

4 жыл бұрын

@@zero_pointyt I literally read that in Ninja's voice lmao

Max: kidrobot has high quality items *opens the box* *sees open pack* *breaks glasses in 5 seconds*

@TH1.4843

5 жыл бұрын

.

@iminsideyourwaIls

4 жыл бұрын

@@TH1.4843 im hot im wet

@softiesugar4971

4 жыл бұрын

@@iminsideyourwaIls k

@StarryLayla

3 жыл бұрын

@@TH1.4843 ok

If I had a nickel for every time I saw Max break the glasses off of a Kidrobot figure, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s funny that it happened twice.

I don’t even watch the video for the actual stuff he buys I jus watch cause of his personality😂😂

*Mirror > Basic Physics*

@oddacity5883

6 жыл бұрын

Gun>learning

Honestly, the Minecraft minifigures are actually high quality, ever since series 12 they jumped in quality

@chesirerat4491

3 жыл бұрын

Series 12 what the fuck

@XcmShow

3 жыл бұрын

@@chesirerat4491 there is SO MANY

@x-cosmicvixen-x5576

3 жыл бұрын

I would give a like to agree with you but the number is so perfect

@residentflamingo115

2 жыл бұрын

@@chesirerat4491 series 30

3:26 😂 LOL He got the emoji with one eye!

God I love when he tried smashing the emoji ball and failing while that stupid sound effect was playing! It was like something out of a classic comedy cartoon!! 😂 and then when he tried smashing the Minecraft ball with the hammer and failing again. That was hilarious!

Max is too weak < The mirror is too strong

@henriksundqvist5089

6 жыл бұрын

Dexter2187 The hard truth

@ethanieldude1

6 жыл бұрын

the mirror is too stronge

@mypokemoncarddecksoyeah3221

5 жыл бұрын

*Max destroys the mirror by slaping it*

I need that mirror

@cosmic1116

6 жыл бұрын

Old man Wunder mine gets broken when I look into it

@Nick-cg5hi

6 жыл бұрын

Cosmic you’ve got the ugly

@rbbluvr

6 жыл бұрын

Cosmic funny story; my cat literally, within the first week of having a new mirror - ran into my mirror and broke it. Yes, he's fine.

@nathan3842

5 жыл бұрын

That mirror is nowhere near my strength with the *L O R D*

@MarsupialMason

5 жыл бұрын

Every yoga chick in the world needs this mirror

Seeing him test his luck reminds me of a time in a fair when I wanted to win a rare beanie bear (it might not of been rare though that carnival was also giving out bootlegg Yu-Gi-Oh cards) but it was a winner to be announced by raffle and you entered if you bought a beanie bear, I was so confused when I opened the package and got the rare bear itself, I thought it could only be won by raffle, anyway that has to be one of my luckiest moments and I wasn't even trying to be lucky

@skullkid692

2 жыл бұрын

Learn how to use a period.

@jordanrussell1257

2 жыл бұрын

@@skullkid692 dude it's been like a year did you stop to wonder if I was using periods now

He needs to continue this series

@sugar._.co0ki3s

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@AresGarcia-wg8on

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

I sentence you to *JEFF*

@shortgiraffe3031

6 жыл бұрын

Jaanwaar Abanji yay I wanted to see dad

@pyrahhidk9687

6 жыл бұрын

To jeath

@galaxybacarchive1726

6 жыл бұрын

JEFF! 👌😂🔫

@sockjean2967

5 жыл бұрын

I love when he inserts Jeff

@user-bd4oc9jt9e

5 жыл бұрын

Let name Jeffe xd

Court Ruling: You have been found guilty and are sentenced to Jeff

@stressedstudent2166

3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooooo

8:13 I’ve got to admit I actually own that and I’m one of the *few* people who have used it as an actual backpack clip. Can actually say that despite how cheap it is, it’s been 3-4 years with it and it’s still going.

@yeetingat100subs9

2 жыл бұрын

Take it off your backpack mate

@hxllucinogenics

Жыл бұрын

@@yeetingat100subs9 ☠️☠️

9:15 "mm.. c H e M I C l e s

@anakin2202

4 ай бұрын

Another video “Mmm… taste like cleaning supplies.”

S A U C E B O Y S

@nautical_z

5 жыл бұрын

S A U C E B O I S*

@tommyspadaccini2121

5 жыл бұрын

@Jkaarmy Jka KETCHUP AND MAYO

@keratexas-

4 жыл бұрын

YOU are the saucy boy

“Up next god has abandoned me”😂😂😂😂

@prestongarvey2154

4 жыл бұрын

Jameson Hickman when you laugh at your own joke but nobody else does

@ipadkid1133

3 жыл бұрын

Preston Garvey dude, be quiet.

@ktmm28

3 жыл бұрын

@@prestongarvey2154 stfu

@TheAveragePalico

3 жыл бұрын

@@prestongarvey2154 Stfu

@eggroll4032

3 жыл бұрын

@@prestongarvey2154 stfu

Every time he gets candy he calls it some random thing that you are not allowed to eat like rat poison then he go’s ahead and eats slime then just spits it all out he is a true hero when I feel depressed

15:31 thats what makes wind up toys go! Its essential a flat spring, there’s actually another part that slows down the release I would kill to be able to get without smashing open toys

@ddj1027

7 ай бұрын

I have liked your comment that is 1 year old. Idk what I am doing with my life.

You crack the hatchimal egg and then animal with angel wings comes out. Come on i cant be the only one who sees this.

@brokenrobot2004

4 жыл бұрын

Stillborn Tamagotchi??

@bobosnailo

3 жыл бұрын

@@brokenrobot2004 you get a dead angel fetus

@kimk.2993

3 жыл бұрын

All hatchimals have wings. You can see this in his other hatchimal opening videos, the wing color is how you determine their rarity.

@honicthesedgehog6207

3 жыл бұрын

Egg abortion

I love that you are original and are not scared to open mystery boxes and throw in f-bombs at the same time. It is oddly admirable.

@timisontube

2 жыл бұрын

Your Hyper genuine comment gives me great joy to read

@kanedashoutaro

Жыл бұрын

i want to dissect you alive while you scream in agony

@MarioLord14

Жыл бұрын

He’s the Massive Legend. Nuff said

Maxmoefoe encantured a wild mirror Mirror use sheild Maxmoefoe use hammer Got blocked by sheild Mirror sheid broke. Mirror use sheild Maxmoefoe use hammer rain Mirrors sheild broke Maxmoefoe use pull Super effect Mirror fainted Maxmoefoe gained 235 experience

@x-cosmicvixen-x5576

3 жыл бұрын

My good sir you've been here for a year and only have this much recognition? Underrated my good man

The door handle flying off was already funny but the thing with the mirror was hilarious 🤣

MASSIVE MIRROR HERE

The grossery gang remained me of the trash packs I used to open as a kid

@codyward5124

5 жыл бұрын

they're by the same people

@sxggynugget

5 жыл бұрын

CODY WARD I know

@bigballerbenji7217

5 жыл бұрын

In trash packs I got the gum.Series 1

@theaaronshow3413

5 жыл бұрын

Same I loved trash pack when I was little

@armandasruikaarmuxizz8777

5 жыл бұрын

why did you open trash bags? was there something wrong with your childhood?

Dude idk if Max is the best content creator on purpose or if this is just his personality either way it works well. I love his content, i dont even like pokemon or anything of that sort but I always watch for the entertainment.

"Don't wash your foreskin!" Jokes on you Max, my parents paid a guy to cut mine off.

As someone who works at a glass production company, I can confirm that the face of glass is very strong. If you had smashed the edges or corners with the hammer it would have shattered instantly.

@SteampunkHorse

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the info :j

This room is looking a little _too spicy._

5:52 oh hey it's the Robbie the robot! He's like a classic in sifi robots.

"What the fuck, that is a strong ass mirror!" Had me rolling.

MaxmoefoePokemon slowly becoming a toy channel

@antontobeck9076

6 жыл бұрын

MaxmoefoeToys

You are sentenced too JEFF

@camerondeel4155

6 жыл бұрын

**to**

@Thund3rDa5h

6 жыл бұрын

I Comment using astrises *Grammar Nazi intensifies!¡!¡!*

@Thund3rDa5h

6 жыл бұрын

Jk

@galaxybacarchive1726

6 жыл бұрын

JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF JEFF

@BrokenGodEnt

5 жыл бұрын

@@camerondeel4155 wait, I thought astrises just turned stuff bold? *to* Edit: **to** ah, nvm lol.

0:37 He purposely received 7 years bad luck just for our entertainment what a guy!

The intro is pure chaos, from the doorknob falling off to the mirror being unbreakable

max is just slowly transmogrifying into chad

Also, Max, the Dragon Ball card game has a system where you make a team of cards and the leader card is a special full art, double sided card that has different varieties like the Pokemon cards. The cards are a lot like Pokemon with the different rarities and there's some really cool super rares and even hyper rares.

@mmesuena

6 жыл бұрын

he should open them soon, specially with the broly trailer hype building up

@aiseison

6 жыл бұрын

Vicente Flores Honestly, that'd be a great treat.

That mirror was the final boss, now time to get its minions (the children’s toys)

@bepisthescienceman4202

3 жыл бұрын

Count reflectcios and the plastic ones

I watched this year's ago. Still just as funny now. Insanity!

that's not indestructible stuff, its a defective hammer. take it back to your local Fuccoff store and you can get a new one

These companies actually spend a lot of money on their products. Except the money isn’t used on the toys, but on the indestructible cases.

Idk why but this video relaxes me and put me to sleep multiple times, and as I’m writing this, it’s going to make me sleep again

Would love to see a whole video opening up those bobs burger figures!

You are sentenced to Jeff

@andrewforber7035

6 жыл бұрын

r/whoosh

@andrewforber7035

6 жыл бұрын

rail gun Again ill repeat myslef r/whoosh

@penguinexe7787

6 жыл бұрын

TerrorAF you will be sentenced to jeff

@andrewforber7035

6 жыл бұрын

Mathew Rocabado you will be sentenced to jeff

@SheelaNaGig

6 жыл бұрын

Terror AF you just going around whooshing every single person with a jeff comment? this is the second fucking time ive seen it. if i keep scrolling im sure i'll find more.

YOU ARE SENTENCED TO Jef

@carlossynnve2140

5 жыл бұрын

Love your name

@idontcareanymore7078

5 жыл бұрын

What a dynamic duo

@quinnlennon2109

5 жыл бұрын

@@idontcareanymore7078 right

‘Anddd we’ve got the sauce boyzzz’ 😂🤣😂bru

The only thing that didn’t make me lose brain cells was the new fact I learned that cars lay eggs

You should do these while drunk

@catchamp1880

5 жыл бұрын

A l r e a d y d o e s

Max, the colossal warfare IS the latest one but has shit pull ratios so just go with the first one

this thumbnail is so enticing that i have watched the video every time i see it and this is now what i know max by

“Eh why do you hate the stuff you buy waaaa waaa” because it’s funny and that’s why he’s my favorite >_>

Ian forgot to mention you in his toy review channel Content Cop

8:41 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

@FlowerCatta

4 жыл бұрын

The Rise of Gru ending confirmed? (Spoiler Alert!)

@steelerfan_

4 жыл бұрын

Why you spoiled it

@zeikthepro8255

4 жыл бұрын

* English please

Normal youtuber: entire Apple store review Max: bargain bin review

I love max protecting kids from keychains

Do a drunk Pokémon unboxing for 700k

@codyjames52

6 жыл бұрын

Liam Rigler open a s&m era booster box. 1 sip for every reverse holo rare, 2 sips for A holo rare, 3 sips for a regular GX, 4 sips for a Full Art GX/Trainer and 5 sips for a Hyper Rare.

@Spaghettislim

6 жыл бұрын

william james or change the better pulls to shots

9:00 The part where Max truly broke.

Not going to lie...this KZreadr is starting to go to my top funny list

Key ring: exists Max: *YOU CHALLENGE ME FOOL*

Nokia mirror.

Max I didn't know they made a figure of you. 10:39

@blegram2826

6 жыл бұрын

Epic 😎

@Kxizuo

6 жыл бұрын

Figah*

@driftnessre2174

6 жыл бұрын

I disagree "dumbass"

@Sh00gy

6 жыл бұрын

The legit Gaming Reviews he is just joking so ur the dumbass

@SavyWavy1

6 жыл бұрын

Angelo Hernandez and he was joking so your the dumbass

I swear I never laughed so much in my entire life 😂

Max: * breaks a mirror in 24 seconds * Filthy frank: That’s cute

Massive bleeding here

@opossumistic4903

6 жыл бұрын

Frezzy poaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaap

It has started. Rip door

neighbours: *_hear bangs and screaming_* oh boy i cant wait for the new video tomorrow

This video is essentially just Max trying to break things with his hammer, and failing miserably in his attempts

Don’t wash your foreskin! -Max 2018

*After opening emoji ball* "What the-" NEW CHEESY CRUST BITES

I’m concerned that Max knows what crushing a sparrows egg is like

Bro just screams at the top of his lungs every single video like he doesn't have neighbours XD