Okay, a video ending in "we can only dream" right before Dream's face reveal? Are you guys conspiring?

@ilikechickennuggets4983

Жыл бұрын

OMFGGG WAIT A MIN

@DannyCurrinton

Жыл бұрын

don't worry i was thinking about that too.. wait a minu-

@alicekoscianski

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@lukabolgov3144

Жыл бұрын

Yes he was and he was right

@greaterglider

Жыл бұрын

OMG

4:40 "Can I put a sapling on you?" Phoenix's way of flirting with women

@func_e

Жыл бұрын

you mean my way

@mcmoonball

Жыл бұрын

No, it would be "IN you." Maybe I should just stop existing.

@o-owow9612

Жыл бұрын

"can i plant my saplings in you?"

@SeigeGoat

Жыл бұрын

😳😳😳

@lucasthech

Жыл бұрын

"Can I put a sapling on you? Because you are dirt(y)"

I recommend researching Lonsdaleite. It is borderline impossible to form a crystal of size that would be any useful. Also it's hardness isn't really tested properly becouse of lack of good samples so we can't really confirm it's properties.

@Illuminati_HD

Жыл бұрын

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone of what? Potatos or Rick Ashleys?

@entidy

Жыл бұрын

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone begone bot scum

@Max21757

Жыл бұрын

Becouse ?

@Majima_Nowhere

Жыл бұрын

I feel like this is the case for most new elements or materials discovered. "Hey look we discovered element 120 and we're calling it whocaresonite" "Cool, what can it be used for?" "Nothing, because we only made 3 atoms which decayed into lead after 0.03 picoseconds" "Neat."

@DukeTheMonkey.

Жыл бұрын

No way you like this reply… Edit: I DIDNT EDIT IT YET 💀

My favorite part about KZread autogenerated captions is that sometimes during long bits with no dialogue, you just get Vietnam (0:55)

@Person_Personson

Жыл бұрын

This was seconds before the next part of the video with the Vietnam frog

@sussdood

Жыл бұрын

foreign is everywhere

@OrangeyGuy

11 ай бұрын

@@sussdood true

@Tethrarxitet

9 ай бұрын

vietnam, thank you, and foreign are usually the captions i get

@NoahTravit

7 ай бұрын

That beat be fire do.

3:58 sonic when he runs:

@portapogger

Жыл бұрын

good one

1:50 I would honestly take this over what we currently have for moving villagers.

@tobroney5692

Жыл бұрын

Nah it's better mount. It's faster than pig and don't need to be tamed like horse.

@kgamesnyc

Жыл бұрын

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone let me tell you a secret: i can ignore this 💀

@Beano__

Жыл бұрын

you wanna ride your slaves?

@DigitalJedi

Жыл бұрын

I just wish it was easier to get them places in general. Maybe the ability to link up minecarts with chain so we didn't have to make so many trips with the railway system.

@voidx7697

Жыл бұрын

It's a new part of the 1:02 "that" update

1:18 I can only dream of the day that bookshelves could hold books. Imagine using your enchanting room as a storage for your book enchants

@EnderTBone

Жыл бұрын

This comment aged poorly. (Or did it age well? I don't know.)

@anarix0

Жыл бұрын

@@EnderTBone yea

@Ivebeenpraticing

9 ай бұрын

It aged well

@MsJengu

8 ай бұрын

IT NOW CAN!!!1!1!1!

@subscheme

3 ай бұрын

aged well

4:09 looks like the house from family guy

bro the "we can only dream" at the end was too perfect, I dunno if it was intentional or not, but it was pretty perfect

@PhoenixSC

Жыл бұрын

It was.

@NovaQ_Music

Жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixSC nice

@nagulasrilatha

Жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixSC hello make r34 blaze pls

@lukejensen9933

Жыл бұрын

@@nagulasrilatha NO.

@redknight07_

Жыл бұрын

What was perfect

i cannot believe the people who create these images- and their amazing talent

@justablahajlover

Жыл бұрын

Me, who made so much popular posts on r/PhoenixSC but didnt get even one featured --> 😢

@DannyCurrinton

Жыл бұрын

r/PhenoixSC is phub but minecraft edition

@definitelynotagenocider5204

Жыл бұрын

@@justablahajlover when he kept scrolling while saying "another one" I thought I'd have my post (female snow golem) featured too, it didn't make it to the top posts but am proud of it lol

@justablahajlover

Жыл бұрын

@@definitelynotagenocider5204 Yea same, but mine wasn't about snow golem...

@Irby5753

Жыл бұрын

Female snow golem moment

1:09 sus sound made by Phoenix

@portapogger

Жыл бұрын

bro who scored a hole in one

I love how "Not Safe" is the name of the guy who made the ridable villager. I mistook it like it's unsafe to ride a villager

@user-xj3wy7qc9g

9 ай бұрын

He’s a pretty popular KZreadr.

@user-sf7xp2ee4h

4 ай бұрын

You shoud watch him

4:06 is actually recreating a scene from family guy where Peter has fallen down the stairs, I don't think Phoenix realized that.

@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken

Жыл бұрын

guessing by the comments, not many others noticed either. arrangement of the stairs gave it away for me, the egg and the furnace stereo then confirmed it.

@MrMan76

Жыл бұрын

@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken yeah same

@finnworchurst6408

Жыл бұрын

Something about how he’s laying against the blue really hit me with the reference aha

@KangarBoaten

Жыл бұрын

I also noticed that lol

@slayer-asp-6670

Жыл бұрын

i didnt even need to look at everything, i just saw the body pose

3:52 I love that drawing of the blaze, it looks like a smiling mutant Cheeto.

@baconbitz4894

Жыл бұрын

Fren blaze

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

Жыл бұрын

It really does look great I hope we don’t see any rule 34 blazes(I can think of a way, and it’s probably more tame than others could come up with)

@xd3athclawx554

Жыл бұрын

@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 all im saying is that each floating rod can be made into a different type of rod, and then make the main body more feminine

@Beancent_

Жыл бұрын

@@baconbitz4894 YES I was looking to see if anyone else noticed the Fren blaze

@flarethefox9836

Жыл бұрын

@@xd3athclawx554 that’s what I thought it was when looking at it

2:29 6 year old me in the nether:

YOOOOOOOOOOO TYSM FOR FEATURING MY ART TWICE!!1!1

1:33 I’ve noticed that pixel shifting a long time ago, it also occurs on more menu changes. Here’s another thing no one caught: In the clip of the hamster the surrounding block textures are a mix of modern and programmer art.

@lilywalker7499

Жыл бұрын

you're so right I just realized the textures don't align

As an Italian, I think the spaghetti update would be an excellent addition to Minecraft.

@gattinolover8757

Жыл бұрын

i am italian

@matdavcraft

Жыл бұрын

​@@gattinolover8757 Mario improved

@gattinolover8757

Жыл бұрын

@@matdavcraft Mario: thanks!!!!

@Hex_the_hexagon

Жыл бұрын

As a pasta loving American I'd have to agree

1:43 *”Not safe”*

3:29 why am I watching this on NNN?!!!

We'll get so much stuff from the spaghetti update. Steve's legs will be weak and his arms'll be heavy. You join a world and he's vomited on his shirt already. Hey, wait, is that mom's spaghetti?

@mif_sovremennosty

Жыл бұрын

Also there is should be a tall skeleton with red scarf that always wants to feed you with his very untasty spaghetties

@theapexsurvivor9538

Жыл бұрын

Plus, sometimes you'll think you're going to get a hug from a cute creeper, only to realise it was actually interested in the Warden behind you. And just when you think things can't be any more embarrassing, you open your inventory and >Spaghetti falls out all over the floor >You try and clean it up with your leather armour >Just spreads it everywhere >Start crying and run away >YFW dQw4w9WgXcQ,jpg

@LYB4

Жыл бұрын

and the "Respawn" button on the death screen now says "snap back to reality"

1:14 This is a Minecraft recreation of the Library of Babel, which is a universe that is filled with every possible combination of letters, all in books in a library. In the original story, every single moment in history is in those books, from the past to predictions of the future. (I don't know how to summarize it well, so you should look it up if you want to know more)

@kingacrisius

Жыл бұрын

He knows

@evilhealer

Жыл бұрын

Vsauce talked about it in one of his videos

@willdesouza3968

Жыл бұрын

yeah that's cool but the Minecraft world is finite so even with the whole world being this Library it wouldn't have that possibility. The infinite monkey theorem is a very similar alternative.

@tatashie

Жыл бұрын

That's the first thing I thought of.

@DotEyeOnline

Жыл бұрын

Good summary! Due to the finite size of the Minecraft world, this version only contains every possible 15 character page.

1:38 sadly Minecraft doesn't has a mask layer, they just render the dirt background again for the scrollview

@anarix0

Жыл бұрын

I saw the background cause i make resourcepacks, its annoying

4:40 "can I put a sapling on you" is ironically once of the most disturbing and dirty things phoenix has ever said.

3:30 one day Phoenix is forced to make a female snow Golem mod...

@herowither12354

Жыл бұрын

Minedoll on Planet Minecraft has a Cute Mob Models resource pack, that's a continuation of an old mod, where all the mobs are cute girls. That's got a snow golem.

@takenname8053

Жыл бұрын

Yes please

@Rabute

Жыл бұрын

I aprove it.

@Kuino

Жыл бұрын

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone ok i replied

@jacobfrench8835

Жыл бұрын

What's next, female warden...? I... don't even wanna talk about it.

3:21 I don't even know what to say But the first thing that came to mind was "What the heck is this?"

4:50 Can't wait for the Garden and Guardin update where they add new crops and new types of zombies

The hamster parkour is so adorableeee!! The work put into that too xD

@TomGibson.

Жыл бұрын

I’m shocked there aren’t more comments about it, that was so cute

3:53 Phoenix, they did it ages ago there was something called Mob Talker

@cinnamoncat8950

Жыл бұрын

I remember seeing that when I was a kid, it's that old

@ijustpooped

Жыл бұрын

why did i search it up😭

@cinnamoncat8950

Жыл бұрын

@@ijustpooped the comments on the mob talker fandom wiki are hilarious and terrifying, everyone on there is either angry, horny, or both. I saw a comment from 2014, which just goes to show how old it is I saw a

@brightblackhole2442

9 ай бұрын

@@cinnamoncat8950 can we pay our respects to this fallen commenter who unfortunately collapsed from anxiety and regret while typing this

0:49 thats a nice dropper level

3:02 1.20 the better nether update with new portals

I just love when your reddit comes up with cursed minecraft stuff it just makes my day :)

0:01 RIP Coolio

@marujagulamtico3346

Жыл бұрын

What music is that

@Marcazz123

Жыл бұрын

@@marujagulamtico3346 it's called "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio

@Potactical

Жыл бұрын

@@marujagulamtico3346 Gangsters paradise, also the song that played on the first sonic movie trailer

@marujagulamtico3346

Жыл бұрын

Thanks=)

3:15 my brother in pixels that's a Lumenite bar from Terraria

0:49 my god, I haven't heard that song in years. brings me back

3:41 pause here for nightmares

@randompoigon4583

Жыл бұрын

The pumpkin

I don’t think anyone has pointed it out yet because I don’t think Phoenix got it, but the “fallen down the stairs” post is meant to be like the living room in Family Guy.

@richardpike8748

Жыл бұрын

oh thanks

@itloaf

Жыл бұрын

ayo the pizza here

@stardrop673

Жыл бұрын

Yeah Peter is the Guy who fell down the stairs

@stardrop673

Жыл бұрын

Or was it Lois

@MarvelousButter

Жыл бұрын

was searching for this comment

4:35 the stuff in it looks like Cheddar, Swiss, Ham, Bacon, Salami 😋

@ChairTheBee

Жыл бұрын

Hors d'oeuvres cube

WAE2W3Y21G 321T78312T78 0:08 WHY IS IT A VILLAGER

4:23 reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb episode where Baljeet has them make the Infinite Probability Generator that clones him whenever he had to make a decision.

I need recovery ingots every time I watch Phoenix's subreddit videos

@rockhoggaming

Жыл бұрын

its so cursed u need more than one recovery ingot per subreddit video, the real question is how many?

@altrombone1775

Жыл бұрын

@@rockhoggaming Can you overdose on them?

4:22 superposition

@Muzana_7

Жыл бұрын

SHADOW CLONE JUTSU

@matthewboire6843

Ай бұрын

But you are looking at the villager so is Steve not conscious?

2:15 i actually had a dream about this where my friend had a really small apple watch that had minecraft on it and i had to help her make a house

The part where the villager laying down while dancing with music and redstone lamps at the start 00:00 I really liked it that I added this video as my Bookmarks bar/KZread Videos/ Favorite Videos.

2:20 new update leak

0:35 the minecraft mod "environmental tech" adds lonsdaleite into the game

The Hamster is going through some stuff, he could actually hurt himself with these contraptions not nice at all. They are very delicate

Lonsdaleite is just hexagonal diamonds. Diamonds are carbon in a cube lattice, and Lonsdaleite is the same but in a hexagon lattice, and as we all no, hexagons are the bestagons

The spaghetti block is actually pretty easy to replicate. Make some spaghetti with sauce, put it in a cube-shaped container, and then refrigerate it

0:55 No one: The captions: Vietnam

@MugiwaraNoRandom

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

"STEVE HELP ME IM STUCK!!!" you have no idea how many times I've stumbled upon this

I need more cute female snow golem art in my life

4:17 how to find a villager's political compass position

2:10 Phoenix: KZread's gonna do something. Me: And they'll most likely won't. Goddammit Susan...

You always make the best videos!

EVERY TIME I SEE ONE OF THESE VIDEOS IT DAMAGES MY BRAIN

4:30 I want that so badly rn

@TheSnakelord_

Жыл бұрын

I’m gonna make one

3:07 **record scratch**

It would be great to wear pot armour along side your armadillo armoured dog… a complete pair!

1:33 its offset probably because the texture pack window isnt transparent

the piston one was so unfamily friendly. by the way, we will all still remember bedrock edition being bugged and breaking ur shield position-

@theguythatcodes8991

Жыл бұрын

dont reply to the bot, just report it and move on

@user-io1yn3gs2i

Жыл бұрын

​@Secret Video: don't tell anyone nah fam we already saw the meme

@crackedemerald4930

Жыл бұрын

I didn't interpret that way at all, i just saw it as being literally on like a piston can be

@lewisplaiz23

Жыл бұрын

​@@crackedemerald4930 you and i are in the same boat

@bruceadkins5591

11 ай бұрын

@@Thekingdomblognobody thinks that you are funny

4:53 dream face reveal reference!1!11!11!1

@dwch2717

Жыл бұрын

How

@ChairTheBee

Жыл бұрын

@@dwch2717 r/whooooosh

@bananacomma

Жыл бұрын

Fr lol

That hamster craft just made my morning

That clip of your name in a book is from the infinite library by *.i* and it's so fascinating!

Rip Coolio but now I wanna hear Noteblock Paradise lmao

1:57 I ACCIDENTALLY LOOKED UP MINECRAFT LOVE NOOOOO

@WaIl10391

9 ай бұрын

Lol

0:48 jesus playing a dropper

4:42 yes Phoenix, this is in fact real. Ingame and in real life.

1:03 🤨🤨😳

0:23 Hm, that may be me.

Been spending most our lives living in a villagers paradise

4:46 I once was getting Mac and Cheese from leftovers we had the night before. It came out exactly like this. I put in my bowl and said, "Ah yes, Cube." My dad, who also in the kitchen, then laughed. I guess we all have broken senses of humor

4:23 The villager couldn't decide which bed he liked best, so he split into four villagers to sleep in all of them at once. That kinda caught me off guard.

@atorvp64

Жыл бұрын

Leave all that quantum particle stuff, it's quantum villager time

4:27 made me happy when he said "Rubik's cube" you know they should add rubik's cubes to minecraft

4:04 ''He fell down the stairs'' Dude thats Familly Guy's bit, when instead of the normal intro (or in a flashback) Peter fails and crashes down the staircase! Well done.

3:52 Phoenix+Blaze=PHLAZE

I still never recall anything about the miscolored pixels on Acacia and Spruce Planks My Bedrock bug reports on the two remain quiet, but I know the community that may get them fixed

dream is doing a face reveal right now, but instead Im watching Phoenix

@embeddd

Жыл бұрын

i have both open XD

@coffeeman_1411

Жыл бұрын

he's WHAT now?? man I'm out of the loop

0:24 Yeah, that mineral stronger than diamond is basically a diamond with different structure.

4:49 i think papyrus is the one dreaming

4:20 Villager turns into a quantum superposition and is in four places at once. 4:40 Is the tree farm completely normal? It is rightside down!

Those blaze rods could be used for a lot of things

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

Жыл бұрын

Could be replaced with a lot of things It didn’t take long to come up with a rule 34 blaze I just need art skills and an interest in drawing rule 34

@Coolestguy101

Жыл бұрын

Are the rods supposed to be 🍆’s?

i had a prophetic dream last night: at least one of the mob vote mobs will have something to do with fire

Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in the villagers paradise

Ah yes, the mending machine. Really makes my day!

@yeeter7134

Жыл бұрын

It should be empty

“Now you guys are going to try to Rule 34 blazes. I don’t even know how you guys can do that.” Oh phoenix, blazes have blaze rods. Im sure you can figure out the rest.

@stardustcell2707

Жыл бұрын

dear god

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

Жыл бұрын

Replace the rods with, a different kind of rod Change something about the bottom of the blaze’s head “craft” one thing with another and you’ve got a very…. happy blaze

@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766

Жыл бұрын

@@stardustcell2707 there’s more

@flarethefox9836

Жыл бұрын

I just thought of it instantly-

WOW THE SNIFFER IS REAL

When the hamster was playing Minecraft I was thinking “this is Minecraft hamster Edition”

That dimension transition is awesome!

@amandapanda5087

Жыл бұрын

I love it

@Austin-bc1yh

Жыл бұрын

You can do that with the immersive portal mod without any editing

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I look at my wife and realise she is very plain"

@tsquitz

Жыл бұрын

but that's just perfect for an amish like me

@WildFyr

Жыл бұрын

@@tsquitz you know I shun fancy things like electricity

My brain automatically when I saw the thumbnail: *SQUAGHETTI* 😂😭

tbf the female snoww golem is pretty adorable

3:35 this wouldnt have happened if you didnt mention it you know

4:04 Fun fact: this is actually a reference to Family Guy, not only the pose of this character but also the layout and the look of the house

"We already have hell" L.M.A.O. I honestly forgot people still think that for a bit.

I have the most broken sense of humor the first video that he showed us the funniest

Anyone knows that song played in the first one? 0:40 What's next, a plot twister?

2:05 …(uhh WHAT!?!!???)

the 1.20 update is the most ''sphaghettirealistic'' update

Low key impressed by the Babel's Library map.