These bridges will BLOW YOUR MIND in Poly Bridge 3!
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Part 13, where we try to build the cheapest bridges possible! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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Matt’s bridge are becoming architecture😢 i hope you heal from this phase
@The1QwertySky
11 ай бұрын
RCE:" its not a phase ,MOM!"
@nikoleditzler7250
11 ай бұрын
You had 68 likes and I couldn’t pass up the iconic moment 😮💨 and I do hope it’s only a phase
@IDunnoWhatToPutHere534
11 ай бұрын
Oh god, if RCE doesnt recover… i dont know what ill do
@blumoogle2901
11 ай бұрын
Ouch 🔥
@heinshaaine8153
11 ай бұрын
See to what dark places the competition has driven him... I love it.
Spiff drinks Yorkshire gold. He doesn't even take it out of the box he just pours hot water straight in.
@patricktho6546
11 ай бұрын
And the heart infused one, the his Organismzations in Rimworld
@orangutang5683
11 ай бұрын
Yorkshire gold is actually class tho
@that_darkknight9066
11 ай бұрын
pretty sure Spiff has a tea cooled pc as well, i think it was made by linus
@TheAgamemnon911
11 ай бұрын
Oh? I thought he just munches the box whole and downs it with boiling water.
@dweezil6969
11 ай бұрын
@@TheAgamemnon911 Who doesn't munch the whole box? What kind of monster only munches part of a box?
matt's architectural eye 🐐
@totei7207
11 ай бұрын
Indeed 😂
@Balldontlie1744
11 ай бұрын
Yoo youtube!
@getEmi
11 ай бұрын
ratio
@dirtracer21d
11 ай бұрын
Woah, Matt’s big time???
@Calskidal
11 ай бұрын
Yoo KZread
RCE trying to walk back the strongest shape monster he created is hilarious.
It’s a-sway, not ass-way. It’s like adrift.
@GMDFrostBite
11 ай бұрын
Yeah lol
@salemwildfire
11 ай бұрын
"AZ-WAY" ...*sigh*
@scottishduck88
11 ай бұрын
ad-rift? like NiffTea and Maurens?
@farshnuke
11 ай бұрын
He worked in drainage as a civil engineer, are we really surprised his mind is in the gutter?
@SuprSBG
11 ай бұрын
Ad-rift
Matt pronouncing asway as “az-way” instead of “uh-sway” got me tickled 😂😂
@Jim-Bagel
10 ай бұрын
Seems like the word is what’s wrong not RCE
@ratvey
10 ай бұрын
"Got me tickled"????
@mishXY
4 ай бұрын
@@Jim-Bagel asway from 'to sway'.. Matt is wrong
As a real biologist, I can tell you the plural of sheep is for sure sheeptopusses
@flimph
11 ай бұрын
I swear it's sheeplets
@heinshaaine8153
11 ай бұрын
As there is only one sheep at many places at the same time at once, there is no need for a plural of sheep.
@harleyme3163
11 ай бұрын
as a real english speaking the plural of 1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 100's of sheep..... anyone elase speak proper english... PS you americans dont get to make up words and think ppl arent going to look at you like you Special ed.... KA is a good example, playing scrabble one day that word came up.. so I looked it up... doesn't exist, yet the american scrabble accepted it as a real word. and yes the was an AMerican version of scrabble why do you ask LOL
@farshnuke
11 ай бұрын
@@heinshaaine8153 Like the story that there is only one particle of hydrogen pingponging back and forth through time
@NoahDrawsALot
11 ай бұрын
@@flimphI could have sworn it was sheeptopi
I feel like to add real value to this game and its levels, the main category should be "reusable". As in the vehicles should be able to do the full trips over and over. So no one time flaps etc
@opfipip3711
11 ай бұрын
At least make it a thing like without breaks. So you can filter for non-single-use, and you get a warning when a bridge was single-use. While at it, add a wobbly one. If the streets of a bridge move significantly outside a hydraulic phase, the bridge gets flagged as wobbly.
@ryroller9394
11 ай бұрын
The problem with marking things as reusable is that it is difficult to determine what is or isn't reusable automatically
@manfredmaniek
11 ай бұрын
@@ryroller9394I think it would be pretty easy, the game could play the level (internally) a couple of times on the same bridge with next vehicle passes happening a randomised time in between. If a couple of waves pass you can tell it's not a timed cheese.
@jankoodziej877
11 ай бұрын
Old bridge building games, before this whole craze started, actually had more vehicles going both ways, sometimes multiple times. I guess some cheese was still possible, but at least in my memories it was all about building solid bridges, no jumping out dangling roads.
@eclipseeffigy
11 ай бұрын
I... don't know what y'all are thinking. First of all, you can already play like that if you want to, and many people do. The leaderboards are for a competitive mode. That's their purpose. What do you reckon "reusable" adds to a competitive mode? There's already two variations of lowest budget and there is lowest stress. On top of that, "reusability" MASSIVELY reduces design space for wacky hydraulic, gravity, and spring levels. This other comment that other bridge games were less cheesy in their memory... my man... that's because there was no leaderboard people were competing on, looking for every smallest advantage they can find. I really don't see why y'all think putting an arbitrary restriction on for everyone else to deal with, level-makers, devs, leaderboard chasers, all players, is going to make the game better to casually play. It will change literally nothing! Competitive players will still be competitive and non-leaderboard players will still do what they want, over-engineer or just complete the level or make a pretty bridge, but everyone has less freedom to play how they want.
I demand Tyler and Matt stream together and build bridges for charity, I would pay for the horrible jokes they would both so lovingly make
I like your channel. Also, I don't play this game, but I feel like I am part of the RCE Cult of Engineers. I wish I was smart enough to make it to the most expensive gallery one day.
@AllThingsRuckus
11 ай бұрын
And great song today. Elanor Rigby my jam.
@mooncalf_4534
11 ай бұрын
Expensive bridges are extremely easy to make lol
I lost it at "I only know flat bridges, I will not bow"
I'm impressed with how many of those high budget builds included rocket ships.
The damn songs make me grin like an idiot every time. Gotta love the Eleanor Bridgeby cover.
The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby 17:43 for anyone who wants to know
Maurens with the sick burn 😂 Long live the new rivalry!
@Maurens1
11 ай бұрын
Got Matt to call me an architect, I see that as a win
@niffTea
11 ай бұрын
@@Maurens1 good job :D
@Maurens1
11 ай бұрын
@@niffTea heyy it's the real niffTea!
@niffTea
11 ай бұрын
@@Maurens1 nice to meet you :) , i like the next coffee burn you created , with the heart under map lol ... i just done a reply to that one ;)
@Maurens1
11 ай бұрын
@@niffTea nice to meet you too! I just watched your reply, this is war now (if I get any fun ideas lol)
the touching tips truss is most appropriate bridge design for the map name "make ends meet"
3:57 I love how Matt is probably the only engineer who doesn’t know the plural of sheep
@KarmaSangheili
11 ай бұрын
Biological thing; wasn't ever taught. :P
@newp0rt
11 ай бұрын
? thats like saying every machinist knows what a pistil is. 2 completely different subjects. when tf would he ever work with sheep in his life lmao.
@newp0rt
11 ай бұрын
hes a civil engineer in a city hes probably seen as many sheep as someone born on the moon.
@a.w.4708
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, actually sheep is plural of the word shoop
@Mimi.1001
11 ай бұрын
@@newp0rt The plural of sheep is something I would imagine British elementary school children learning, it really doesn't seem that specific for me. And if children would know this, you can assume someone with higher education like an engineer would too. But I guess I'm no native speaker, so I wouldn't really know.
Matt: I'll cheer myself up *proceeds to watch giant knob 9:41
10:54 i think it's pronounced uh-sway, like around, about, it's swaying in a poetic form, aswaying
@mooron394
11 ай бұрын
Yeah that sounds right
It never fails to warm the cold, mechanical pump of this engineer's heart to see such efficient designs using strong engineering principles.
Spiff would tell you that NiffTea being the best Tea is absolute Slander! Yorkshire Tea Gold, Ladies and Gentlemen! Now that is a fantastic cup of Tea
The editor’s comments in the NiffTea ads are the best 😂
The technical term ”ka-donk” never gets old
One day he'll understand the economics of foundations.
@LucasPlay171
11 ай бұрын
Matt if you're reading he means that foundation (by height) is the same as two vertical steel, so it's better to raise the foundation rather than using steel
@eclipseeffigy
11 ай бұрын
To be fair there are 3 levels in the entire game where the budget solve uses foundation and he's yet to arrive at the first. It's in this world though.
I love this series, I'm so happy I found your channel
I still can't get over the fact he got away with calling himself didlobike.
@Luckythefoxgamer
2 ай бұрын
True
12:31 Fairly sure you could support the left side using the platform the car starts on.
I love seeing what Alan's solution is
Amazing job editors 🤣
That Dr. Evil was *chef kiss*
This game is part architecture, part cutting corners. Because every knows budget engineers are the best engineers! ;)
Loving the creator crossovers. The comment from the editor about being locked in your basement, was that a nod to Simon Whistler and his writers, or did that just come out of your editor's head?
11 ай бұрын
They've been joking about that for a really long time
9:26 “it is not, I resent that! …slander is spoken. When you write it down, it’s called libel.” -J Jonah Jameson
17:50 banger music, banger remix
Spiffing brit doesn't drink anything other than yorkshire gold. He praises it to no end. 😂
Yeah great idea asking Spiff about anything but Yorkshire Tea. I'd rather not get ended by whatever Skyrim character he comes up with next. And even trying to mention coffee...ok that just made me shiver so he's definitely already watching me.
3:50 You've never heard of Red Balls? It's an energy drink :D
13:50 Finally, Min Headroom.
Fun fact: For the first bridge you don't need jumps, you can just build a bridge and let them hit each other.
Spiff loves Yorkshire Gold. The only legit tea a brit would drink.
We want this splendid british crossover with Spiff
a-sway a-walking a-knocking
When one of the levels said "RCE is an architect" RCE said "RCE is a WHAT?.......... I BEG YOUR PARDON!" And his character body pops up and is angry, it made me start laughing my a*s off😂😂😂
matt could you plz add these vid to your poly bridge 3 playlist it would help me alot to keep track of those vids and thanks in advance
Thanks for the content!
8:55 i love this 999.99 for one tea bag 😂
I loved this bridgecover! My favourite to the day!
RCE should go for the best engineered and least stressed bridges. Using the POWER OF ENGINEERING!!
@WFLBumara
11 ай бұрын
I think he's a engineer
Have a nice day to any one who sees this video. :)
@eclipseeffigy
11 ай бұрын
no u >:)
I applaud the montage as always sir 🤘
3:58 I like "sheepi". Implies the singular "SHEEPUS"
9:30 i'm just saying, no editors were harmed in the making of my coffee as far as I know
@Avocado3699
11 ай бұрын
Yo i made some bridges shown in the video too
@Maurens1
11 ай бұрын
@@Avocado3699 Nice, mine was hardly a bridge lol
Been here for a long time and just saying keep up the great work u r doing thank u
The song this time around reminded me of the Transformers theme... And now Matt should do an engineering version of that! Engineering! Forms that meet the eye! Engineering! Practical in design! The Engineers do battle with the forces of the Architects! Engineers!
Being called an architect by Matt is like the worst insult known to man😂
Love the beatles contrafactum you did
@Editor: don't worry, you will be allowed one 5 minute call with your family next week
Couldn't help to sing along this time, love that song and the cover from Matt
3:50 Great Balls of fire
0:58 I just realise when the meme came out
I completely lost it at 16:25 lmao
only an archetect would go so low to build a dangally bridge like that, good on you RCE
"Couple of nuts?" - got me. (:
I come for the engineering, but I watch in depth for the editors
That Elanor Rigby went so hard for no reason
9:16 "go ask the Spiffing Brit go ask him "oi Spiff is NiffTea the greastest tea ever made?" he will say "yes, 100%"" WRONG! Yorkshire Tea Gold is the greatest tea ever made! Only a dirty, filthy coffee drinker would suggest otherwise.
You not getting asway was genuinely hilarious
Coffee over (Niff)Tea!
Ok, Eleanor Bridgeby caught me off guard. 😂 Hit that sweet spot between comedically half-assed and genuine effort.
As a Aussie I can confirm bushells blue label is my favourite tea
"Jumps are boring" said no one ever.
almost everytime you play this game and watch replays, theres at least one "snake" innit lmao xD
Without doubt the best montage song yet
@TheSpiffingBrit I believe you’ve been slandered. He’s saying that your favorite tea, and the best tea, is Niftea. I am shocked. Shooketh. Even, surprised.
"Dangly roads are bad" he says before attempting to make a rope swing
@joeflemo64
11 ай бұрын
rope swing is not a dangly bridge
My favorite timelaps so far
that one whit foundation at 8:44 was me lol, I just wanted to make an extremely costly bridge XD
Is NiffTea a real tea or an RCE meme? I gotta know.
your family is ok editor. don’t worry
Man i love 'Matt or Dog Paddy' by the Beavles
I like the “Eleanor Bridgeby” song
Honestly I'm not usually a fun of the singing bits, but The lovely bridges was a banger.
@karateman1988
10 ай бұрын
Now I wanna watch the yellow submarine again. Shit I don't have a VCR anymore...
Holy shit, I've finally made it into an RCE video 😀😁 I made the smile bridge at 10:35 😁
Great video Matt
pretty sure if you split the ropes by a node they can handle more
Now it is time to rewatch the cable stayed jump and check the budget
Maybe I’m just out of the loop but I was SURE Spiffing Brit was a die-hard Yorkshire Tea Brand tea man
bros inspired me to become an engineer
I absolutely live for the "huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh"
😂 That is my favorite montage song to date.
coffee is better than tea hahahah
awesome video
Bro took engineer gaming to a whole another level💀
Who wins? Niff-tea vs Yorkshire Tea Gold? Exploiter vs engineer? The battle we all need.
That parody song was absolutely stunning
Eleanor Rigby is such a good song
Right after most efficient bridge saying that we only have rope and wood to PLAY with went to some ... other places than it should've, watch RCE and end up having such thoughts i suppose. (note that is not an objection merely an observation - you set things up when prephasing with certain phrases or imagery and within context of the channel that is expected line of thoughts) LL-03's single span steel (made by puddin) may be expensive but that i nominate as best looking bridge in the whole video.
I'm sad because its very obvious Matt has put in a ton of work on these songs and he's having fun doing them, and he should do whatever he likes however I have to report that I dont think i'll ever be able to watch the poly bridge 3 series ever again, I've watched most of your other playlists multiple times while lying in bed or while gaming but I dislike the songs enough to have to get out of bed and skip past it. Anyways im sorry to be a downer and your doing fantastically for yourself so don't let me dissuage you especially if you have fun doing them, enjoying your work is very important for your own happyness, I love the channel and will continue to binge watch all your shit over and over along with LGIO and red letter media for years to come.
I try to stay positive on here so I'll say: I'm glad today's song wasn't an ad
It was asway as in afloat, with the verb "swaying" being nouncified