Prioritizing budget over the lives of innocent children in Poly Bridge 3!
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Part 25! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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Matt not making the rotation point coincident with the center of mass for hundreds of seconds is enough to make a Real Mechanical Engineer cry
@Taolan8472
8 ай бұрын
Not to mention how many bridges he could have made smaller if he'd just made his arches, y'know, *arches* instead of squiggly lines.
@AMan-xz7tx
8 ай бұрын
to be fair, he's a CIVIL engineer, not a mechanical one
@Slaaan
8 ай бұрын
@@Taolan8472Doesn't he know there is strength in arches?
@DavidGuild
8 ай бұрын
He's a civil engineer, they're basically architects.
@popinjayjunior7698
8 ай бұрын
Didnt he used to engineer bridges for a living?
Man, I still can't believe that a very strong shaped island exists
@emojiftw7333
8 ай бұрын
i might be the pie 😳
@TrevorD19
8 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard
@TimbavatiLion
8 ай бұрын
We're lucky it is uninhabited. If there was a kingdom on it, it would already rule the world by now.
@TrevorD19
8 ай бұрын
@@TimbavatiLion just sent the coordinates to my dad
@Alceste_
8 ай бұрын
@@TimbavatiLion Meh, probably its state office would be filled with dickheads as usual and not accomplish anything, despite the extra strength.
you had me with the coordinates. fair play
I saw the car flip level and instantly knew this was going to be interesting. RCE and hydraulics behave like water and oil, they don't mix easily.
@cullly
8 ай бұрын
But when they do, you get amazing emulsions like Mayonnaise.
It's never a dull day when I see RCE beat Tyler's score and the back pages of the board, including Alan, make good use of the strongest shape.
One day, when RCE has little engineerinos toddling around the house, he will be willing to splurge a little. "Okay fine RCE Junior, you can have another helping of spadderdock and some safety railings."
@monad_tcp
7 ай бұрын
RCE mean Real Child Engineer Junior
The Alan gag always gets me.
@GwilsonDrums
Ай бұрын
The Wallace and gromit cheese one got me as well
I was confused why this was a long episode compared to normal… Then the weekly revealed itself.
Very rarely does a KZread video have everything... but the incredible weekly challenge, the Tyler/RCE beef, the mid video Carmen San Diego style knob hunting, and sending it home with the most relevant Foo Fighters cover of our time! What a ride..
The "Where's that" cycle is just amazing
Watching Matt Struggling With Hydraulic Is Too Fun 😂
@DavidGuild
8 ай бұрын
Hello Kind Sir I Believe Your Shift Key Is Broken
@3xtremelamborghini
8 ай бұрын
@@DavidGuildNAH THIS IS A BROKEN SHIFT KEY
@K1ZLAR
8 ай бұрын
@@DavidGuild ironic
@MattJDylan
8 ай бұрын
@@DavidGuildnah, he's on an higher level: he activates and deactivates the caps lock every single time
Matt: "I do talk some bollocks sometimes." Correction, you talk *strongest shape* sometimes. PS. The song was ballin'.
@CainXVII
6 ай бұрын
If that's the strongest shape then I feel like we have to rethink how we build trusses
That's a STRONG island. Wonder if it has banana trees?
Ngl editor got me with "please let this be a normal field trip." Actually made me laugh out loud in the middle of work 😂
@MrJohnnyonthespots
3 ай бұрын
Ujiif
You killed me with: "That's not really an achievement" :D
Niff Tea is on the strongest island
@niffTea
8 ай бұрын
sshhhhh im hiding
the editors calling Matt out will never not be funny
I may have missed RCE doing this already, but I would love to see RCE do low stress leaderboards. I think he can better use his engineering skills to make some crazy nice BILFS. Aliensrock started doing this recently so you can even compete with him.
@semajniomet981
8 ай бұрын
I personally hope that Matt doesn't do that. Tyler already has enough competition. Tyler fan here, in case you didn't notice.
You should be careful not to dox yourself by showing the island where you live like that, RCE. 😄
I love the Magic School Bus reference, loved that show as a kid 🤣🤣
The Foo Fighters engineering time was extremely awesome!!!
@astatine3871
6 ай бұрын
Ikr!
Matt I agree with your editor on the first one, you can’t call the lowest budget similar when it is $80,000 dollars cheaper
I'm proud of you for beating this hydraulic weekly on your own, RCE! No matter if it was a bit of a bumpy process. 😂 do look at the stress% when at high budget in the gallery, you undersold windstill's designs a fair bit there...!
Im obsessed with the gallery views all the times. Such creativity and your effort to not say the word 😂
My day always gets instantly better when RCE posts
@kevinkarpovs7597
8 ай бұрын
You love it when rce posts about murdering children in a video game
@EganCrawford.
8 ай бұрын
@@kevinkarpovs7597 absolutely 😂
Alan’s solutions are the best
RCE always completes the bridge of my day
He struggles with those hydraulics like a total architect
That coordinate Easter Egg is so cool 😂
"How to let RCE know about this island I found in Google Earth? Oh of course, spell out the coordinates in building materials in a Poly Bridge level, duh!"
Thank you rce for all ur videos, ur songs and the dog head island, ur channel is giving me hope for the future of humanity :D... Greetings from germany :)
So you're telling me (in Poly Bridge 3) it's all about the "angle of your dangle", innit?
Knowing how Aliensrock did it first and then watching this, makes me see how smart tyler is…
@Gh3ttoboy
8 ай бұрын
Matt doesnt want to take the time to learn hydraulics, tyler uses actual math to figure thr hydraulics out, matt seems to be more of an architect then an engineer to me right now 😜
@JosiahBradley
8 ай бұрын
Yeah it's actually why I watch this channel to see puzzle master versus day job lol. But I do enjoy their friendship being completely different backgrounds. It's a fun rivalry.
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
8 ай бұрын
You see what the creator wants you to see 😉
That was the best Engineering Time song yet! Keep it up :D
I'm convinced that whoever is coming up with these weeklies has a personal grudge against RCE for all the dongs in the replay gallery :P
Engineering time makes my day every single time, needs to be put into an album any1 out there in KZread land plz!
Watching an "engineer" replace steel with wood until a bridge is just strong enough to let one bus pass makes so glad I don't commute anymore.
You are the only gaming channel I watch. I thoroughly enjoy your content! Cheers
Maybe the snail was just very excited to see the bridge.
@El_Fling
8 ай бұрын
good one
Watching Matt struggle with hydraulics is exactly why I prefer watching Tyler
@HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
8 ай бұрын
That's why I like to watch both of them. That said, I skipped through about half the hydraulics level 😂
23:10 congratualtions sir, you win
Tyler is definitely the better engineer. The weekly level proved that clearly.
@connercronin3832
8 ай бұрын
Just called not being good at hydraulics rce mat beats him at everything else
@MagiSwag
8 ай бұрын
@connercronin3832 Nah man, Tyler has much better instincts in this game. He knows which pieces are under tension/compression and which are stabilizers. Matt regularly does trial and error, removing random pieces to see what works.
@palfly1864
8 ай бұрын
ah yes, being good at bridge game says so much about your engineering knowledge
@kokilimonke
8 ай бұрын
@@palfly1864 ohhh yes. Matt has even started it several times. "this is harder than my engineer exam"
I just watched your 100k subs special for that sweet music at the beginning, but then I realized "man, Matt was super chill back then" And now idk if I like now Matt or chill Matt more
Thank you, editor/Matt for the Wallace and Gromit clip lol
I actually burst into laughter when he plugged in the coordinates.
17:14 OMG THAT REFERENCE IS GOLD✨
Haven't gotten to the end of the video yet, but back in my day, you could make rotating bridges using square structs
Loved your editors comments on this
I think on that weekly @aliensrock has you beat. That man with hydraulic contraptions is something else
Editing was on point for this one.
Tyler should get a good chuckle at your attempt at the weekly level
@xenos203
8 ай бұрын
Ah yes, thought the same 🤣
lol that magic school bus part had me dying. that was too funny
I love how civil engineers always struggle with movement. Cheers from a Mechanical engineer 😂
That game looks fun Matt.
The editor is god 😂
23:35 was the biggest brain move I have ever seen
Matt really doesn’t understand how hydraulics works.
As I drove through the valley of the shadow of death, I took a look at my Bugatti and realized there's nothing left! Cause I've been driving and crashing so long that everyone thinks that my mind is gone. "I shall archive this pristine artifact in my garage." I decided. As I traveled homeward, I came across what seemed to be a "gang" in an alleyway. They were about to blow up a beautiful, modern stylized sky - blue, automobile of the riches, none other than a Bugatti! But alas, it wasn't my problem, so I kept driving along.
I watched the video a second time just to rewatch engineering time.. best song cover so far :D
I day may come when the courage of architects fails, when Matt actually learns to use hydraulics, BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY!
Matt built that whole arch in the 1st level... and then pretty much didn't use it. His solution could actually be A LOT cheaper if he got rid of it.
One day he might make Tyler use 1% of his power.
I love Bridge Building games but I suck at them, so its fun to watch people play them.
I know it's an older title but you should give Opus Magnum a try. It's a puzzle game where you create contraptions to assemble elements. I reckon your solutions could be very interesting.
@ZeKnife
8 ай бұрын
Infinifactory is another really good engineering game by the same developer
On the first spring level I was calling Matt such an architect for not using his remaining road piece to get a road node above the star
a perfectly engineered island
I was wondering why this was a 30 minute video and I got my answer watching you struggle with that hydraulic level🤣🤣🤣
‘Prioritising budget over the lives of innocent children’ sounds like the name of a policy made by a hospital administration in the USA.
Will you make a video on Robocraft 2? It looks fun and I'm curious to see what you could build, considering what you did on that Weekly level 😂
Did not expect to see an efficient island today haha
the "whats that?" bit got me cackling
23:41 the legendary Pen Island
Gotta love that Foo Fighters cover
😅😅 title not being bad timing for the weeks events, but as always great laugh
@RealCivilEngineerGaming
8 ай бұрын
I don't watch the news but sorry if it was unfortunate timing 😅
@DelilahBomb
8 ай бұрын
@@RealCivilEngineerGaming I know 100% it wasn't intentional and don't blame you, I know having planned uploads can't tell the future, no respect lost 🧡
@DelilahBomb
8 ай бұрын
I also don't blame you it's bloody depressing
Cutter: Make a "simular to mine"- compilation he is always saying it when it looks so different hahah
Your best song yet
The coordinates in the solution, pointing to strongest island on the planet Earth, amazing.
15:00 putting a spring into a truss is such an architect thing to do. You should know that this essentially prevents the truss from working as intended
16:27 that sound reminded me of so many things... Ieanas, horror clowns etc. "The Pretender"... sorry "The Bridgtender" is too good
the bus meme was just so funny
Robocraft 2?! Heck yeah, I want it
That island is TOP SHELF work. S++
The coordinates were brilliant, that guy wins.
Sometimes I feel like RCE songs are really bad, but todays song is incredibly good.
Give your editor a raise. Hilarious.
Great video keep the great content up
Where is nifftea?! Is he safe? Is he alright?!?
@niffTea
8 ай бұрын
yea im ok thanks for asking 💜
Loving the acapella recently, hit up some QOTSA - no one knows
That island was fantastic lol
I love how he reads "Tyler is greater than RCE" as "Tyler wants to be RCE". Tyler fan here, btw.
holy crap robocraft 2?? i remember playing the first robocraft when it was in beta
I thought this was an engineering channel but I only saw architect solutions to that weekly challenge 🤔🤔🤔😏
i swear he did this weekly challenge already in a previous video…i remember watching it.. this feels like serious déjà vu….
That cringe ninja flossing clip couldn’t be more perfect
the best foo fighters reimagining in history right here.
When u said hydrolic muscle, I was broken 😂
A great mic glitch. Good job no one noticed, apart from the editor for one frame.
I noticed Niftea hasn't shown up in the last epsiode before Matt said anything and I noticed here again. i hope they're alright
WAIT THERES A ROBOCRAFT2?! BRO I GREW UP PLAYING THE OG ROBOCRAFT WHEN IT CAME OUT ON STEAM BACK ON MY MAC
10:14...you have to be kidding me that actually worked.